We did it edition
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
>Latest Halo Community Update
>List of /hg/ players
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
>tfw no /hg/ anon to play halo while waiting for him to come back from work and when he gets home he's sore so I draw him a hot bath and give him a back massage
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>tfw no /hg/ anon to be the little spoon to my big spoon.
>get swatnums 80% of the time
>leave because I aint wasting my time with that shit
>even from social HHAHAHA
>get Escape from arc 3 times in a row
>4th time, I leave
STOP LEAVING. IT RUINS THE GAME!!!!
This game is garbage.
>80% of it is skins and req system updates
>warzone assualt (non new) map
>arena (retextured forge map)
Bravo 343. Bravo. You have to literally try and not make content to be releasing shit this bad
>havent played in ~8 weeks
>just +cosmetics and ""on-they-way game modes."
Mara Sov is queen of the Reef in destiny
>sword + supressor
>shoplifting also stealing from friends
>torturing little bugs
>lying about stuff
Im literally cancer
Or was, dunno.
Hey 343 I fixed Mark V just say the word and I'll send you my direct deposit info.
Thank god I have the mark IV helmet
Even with just the black undersuit and sage color it looks 100x better. Helmet is still kinda' fucked, but the Mark IV helmet should be fine. The weird thing is that the concept art for it is completely flawless - the modeler just fucked up everything somehow.
Nothing but a full redesign will ever make that helmet look good
It also hits the drivers of vehicles where they're exposed, without hitting the vehicles. Same with the boltshot.
Next time, grab a boltshot and shoot at the fag in a ghost. You'll kill him without damaging the ghost, and it only takes a few shots.
>tfw no /hg/ anon to take turns playing breakout rounds with while we're in our pajamas and cozy under the covers and whoever dies has to go fetch the hot cocoa
>tfw no /hg/ anon to just lay in bed and talk about stuff and things with for hours on end while we inch closer and closer subtly and be for we know it
our pinkies are interlocked and we are staring at each others eyes not sure what to say but we know this moment carries a weight to it that we know means something.
I am up but I have nothing to talk about halo related, and the only thing on my mind is the male form.
I'm about to go to sleep.
Let's keep thread pure.
Shamelessly reposting my image.
>mfw the MK5 helmet
343 is nothing but a bunch of fuck ups who only make good things when they have to.
MK4 doesn't look exactly like it. Body is different and its meant to be but it does share similarities. Helmet of the MK4 compared to this awful redesign looks closer to MK5 though.
Assuming you have an active company full of not-scrubs, it shouldn't be all too difficult. It's a grind, to be sure, but I doubt it'll take more than a few months of average playing.
>told her how I feel
>she feels the same
I FUCKING LOVE YOU LADS THAT TOLD ME TO GO FOR IT
Can't wait to see you again in 3 years telling us about your wife's son.
Otherwise, congrats anon.
A man can dream
Manned up and done it before the concert so it's more fun when we go, ty anon
The Memes shall never die.
This is Smash General after all.
I want to play Combat Evolved on PC (The singleplayer primarily), where's the best place to get it? I imagine original copies are far and few between.
Will I need anything to make it compatible with Win7? Will I need a product key or something? What's this Custom Edition I keep hearing about?
Just torrent it.
There's a product key if you try and get a legitimate disc, but keygens are fine if you don't want to play the multiplayer.
Custom Edition is a separate version of the game designed to load user-made maps. There are some modded single player maps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TQSGzR95xU
Sir, One cant just fuck the First Myrtr of Halo, without papers.
best place to buy old halo for comp is a used games and software store. idk if you can really get an /original/ copy, but there's always buying digital if you can't get your hands on a disc
i run CE happily today on win7 on my parallels virtual machine, had to switch once OSX made the change off power-pc functionality, lost my ability to play halo, ut2004, empire at war, lord of the rings, and so on with my mac
anything extra you might need is included with the game because thats how things used to be, but I wouldn't count on needing an update since it's from 2001. runs beautifully even on a potato setup
Halo Custom Edition (abbreviated Halo CE) is a secondary release by Gearbox, its essentially a version of combat evolved that allows user created content, you can download the newest versions for free off halomaps.org but it requires a valid cd key to play, so no surprises there. its servers and community are still active. Tons of mapmaking tools, custom weapons, bipeds, even scripted missions with cutscenes. Firefight, AI battles, etc. The massive maps that let you fly longswords and pelicans around are my personal favorites. Most notable in custom edition is CMT doing a remake of the campaign, which they've been working on in versions since before CE:A was ever a thing. they're currently on SPV3 and it is hotly anticipated.
Love my friend, Love.
>Those wonderful times of Coldsnap on custom edition
Not today, we must honor the memory of Smash.
Coldsnap, Hugeass, Extinction, and the like were pretty shit maps. They were too big for an 8v8 game.
>Trying to spawn at the East Armory sends me to in front of the enemy's base
>Guy is driving his scorpion out
>Run up to board, he gets out to stop me
>jump in his tank, kill him, and drive off
they really need to get the spawning less fucked but holy shit I was dying
Let the anger flow through you.
Im done with h5, gonna play MCC. Cant cope with the broken as fuck aim mechanics.
>we gonna givr you x:y axis settings
>update doesnt have those
Oh ok. Fuck you 343
Any other good mulitplayer games I can play?
These Shenanigans will have to wait until later, Bed Time then Work.
>switch to h2a multiplayer
Why is halo 5 so shit?
I'm killing myself. It's been real.
Someone say MCC? Because I think I heard someone say MCC.
I think you mean you need a premade group who actually plays together . Halo 5 is shit
>bullet mangnetism so strong that sniper bullets literally bend 90°
>cant dodge nades
>pistol is OP (can out gun a BR)
>tiny as fuck maps
>broken XY axis
Yeah sure bud
>big white blobs in the middle of the armor color scheme that we cant change out
when will this meme end 343
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS
Halo 4 is arguably better though.
>Armor abilities were balanced
>Forge was better than 3
>BR and DMR were in the same game
I could go on but Halo 3 was lacking compared to 4.
My favorite map was cmt_Tensity and Snow Grove.
>the MA5K will never be real
>listing "introduced sprint" and "loadouts" as though those were good things
What to play?
Pls respond. What do you guys want to play?
I just don't like 3 or 4 much on mcc.
>tfw probably have to leave before we find a match
this matchmaking tho
Damn it /hg/, I just saw a Halo 3 gameplay video from the MCC and I really want to play again.
Is the Halo 3 community alive at all? This is a big deal to me because I have literally no other reason to buy an Xbone.
I bought a couple when the game first came out, to see what they were like. Other than that, I haven't bothered. I don't see the point in buying packs since you'll have nothing to work towards.
Only if I can eat YOUR pizza booty afterwards bby~
>tfw make a pizza botty meme joke
>mfw my shitposting is getting ignored for 3 days now
>gonna kill myself
Nope sorry we dont even have papa johns here ,_,
pic dont related its something I drew
But people play other games and then they actually could write about those. Like I see playing battlefield 4 or pvz or other games and they could write about them too so the threads wouldnt die.
And you guys could still talk about halo.
Sunset Overdrive is an example of another good Xbone exclusive, though the average /v/edditor who hasn't played it will dismiss it with the usual "meh, it's shit."
That grenade is so fucking bullshit man, I kill people in 4 shots with a br but then they pull out that fucking horseshit and all they have to do is spam it and I'm fucking dead.
So the account only takes a slot and doenst contribute to anything in the company? nice :^)
>tfw no /hg/ anon's house to play halo at but while he's getting pizza I waste his nornfang and he gets mad so he makes me dress up in sisters clothes
>tfw waiting on a Req pack to open after grinding for hours only to get an uncommon repaint of a helmet you already fucking have
>tfw forge maps and "Remix" maps count towards 343's map count for upcoming content
>tfw we'll only be getting something like 5 entirely new maps and a bunch of forge maps that the community used to make for free in previous games
>tfw no hg anon who ships me from europe to murica to live with him and we play vidya and watch movies and anime and cook together, then I start uni there while he is super smart and studies IT and helps me with my shit and english while I help him on halo and then we get married and yiff alday
Also add: >we make very unfunny insider memes on japanese imageboards and laugh about how nobody gets them
Whoever wants to be it.
>tfw you've lost every single match you've been in so far today
I just want my fucking daily req packs
>search google images
>click on image
>its from tumblr
Who the fuck cares you super sperg
sometimes i just get sick of buying silvers each and every time
sometimes, for the last pack of the night, i save up for a gold
my friends tell me thats inefficient, that i'll get jack shit out of the gold pack when i still have uncommons and rares clogging up the unlocks
usually theyre right
but not this time
>req level 8
They really should adjust this shit, there are so many of these high-level items that you rarely even get to use during a match. Or if you do, only for the last 30 seconds of the match
>Banned from matchmaking for 1:11
Is that One minute eleven seconds or one hour eleven minutes?
I fucking hate how disconnects count as quitting too. I can't help it if 343's servers are goddamned trash.
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>reading some furry "porn" doujin
>it ends with a cliffhanger
I hate you mekko rarekko ;_;
I sadly lack the finances to ship you in from europe.
Depends, so you have any rare peepees?
>not having a photographic memory
Stay pleb anon.
Is there something wrong with matchmaking? I've gone through about 10 warzone matches so far and each one has been a total failure, like just totally fucking stacked on one team. I'm getting pretty sick of losing.
This shit is so awful, especially with addition of boosterpack.
Now you try and side boost a spartan charge or boost out of the way of coming melee and the guy just homes in and punches you.
>Now you try and side boost a spartan charge or boost out of the way of coming melee and the guy just homes in and punches you.
This annoys me so much
You cant even thruster and dodge it, he will just teleport to you and hit you.
>literally *teleports behind you* meme
>So this is how suicidal people feel
Holy shit I spit at my monitor
I know your pain tho, here have a kitty to not kill yourself
Even if it's been here since halo 3 it's much more annoying now with addition of boost and spartan charge.
If someone is sprinting at me telegraphing the charge I should be able to sidestep or boost sidestep. Same with doing a melee trade then side boosting to avoid the next melee.
Leave the sword with homing but normal melees need to not home or home a lot less. It's hilariously easy to hit people with charge as it currently is.
you can avoid a spartan charge if you jump and thrust backwards away from it. trying to avoid on the ground wont work since the distance evaded sliding along the ground is a lot shorter than the distance the thrusters fling you when in midair
I mean avoiding it by moving sideways not backwards.
Without the homing effect I'm pretty sure a sideways boost would move you out of the path.
I've done it before and had the charger turn at like 45 degree angle to hit me, it's annoying and would allow for nice counterplay if you could sidestep with boost.
Yeah I hate it, since it feels like it should work and would make sense.
I'm guessing melee/charge on allies doesn't home so a good comparison would be to do a custom and try sidestepping/boost dodging charges from a teammate then try it with him as an enemy and see.
The same way I know their gamertag just observation and deduction
Furry is just one of my many perversions.
>gaytective learned detectiving from guess who
I thought you said you weren't gay detective? have you been undercover this whole time?
>tfw used to have phone sex all the time with a girl
>have yet to meet a boy online willing to do it
Always text man.
Also I think futa should be tier 2 since it tends to be the slippery slope that leads to traps and shemales
>tfw been super busy with work
>tfw barely played h5 at all
>finally going to have time to play in a few days
>check into /hg/
>it's all gay ciirclejerking and is nearly dead.
fucking fantastic, I actually really liked what little of 5 I did play too. Glad to know i'm not gonna have anybody to match with.
just like mcc
Can we at least talk lore or some shit? How is Shadow of intent?
So my initial guess here >>128939159
feeling better about my detective skills now
You wanted that.
I have now 100% proof who you are.
I was just being silly and joking with guesses but now its over.
I know its you T.
No not a furry, I enjoy reading doujinshi with stories tho.
No just dont mind gayposting anon. I will find you too.
I think I already have you tho. S. ?
And I thought you were too nice to gaypost. What a letdown.
>Open Daily Win Silver Pack
>Hear legendary req cheering
>Prophet's Bane AND the Twin Jewels of Maethrillan
Even though I barely ever get req levels high enough to use them because I'm always using railguns
>mfw revealing all the gayposters
>mfw they lied to me
First Ill give them 48h to send me a message. The ones who dont will get outed.
Actually most of the gayposters are bi I think. Few of them also did straightpost
>tfw gayposting stopped
>pls post more it makes my job easier :3
Ok now I have the zodiacposter/cat murderer.
But Im going to sleep. Gayposters keep thread alive pls!
>tfw no /hg/ anon's house to walk to play halo but I slip and fall in puddle so he makes me take bubble bath and lends me some of his clothes to wear but they're too big but it's okay because they're comfy and smell nice
This is EXACTLY what the gaytective would do.
>he's the only gayposter
>he spends threads talking to himself
>Alpha has too many people that are inactive, fuck em.
you're free to switch Companies, but I don't understand how one being active vs the other being inactive affects you?
>I think he is slow to respond
I check both accounts every 2-3 days.
>Does he still play halo/post in threads?
I haven't played H5 in about 1.5 months due to extreme lack of content and usually visit the threads all the time, but have been busy as shit lately.
if there are new-found magical benefits for Companies having better leaders then somebody more active on H5 can take over.
/hg/ Skype chat:
>if there are new-found magical benefits for Companies having better leaders then somebody more active on H5 can take over.
I can take it over if you want me to, i still play daily.
>you're free to switch Companies, but I don't understand how one being active vs the other being inactive affects you?
we'll sort it out over the next few days.
say, Marcus, have you seen my new card?
ahh, completionist stuff.
SPOTTED THE GAYPOSTER
>flamethrower legendary req
>forge doesn't have trait/gravity zones
You can't tell me that in 3 months post launch after 3 years of development, they didn't think to include at least some of the gametypes we've had since CE. And if they're planning to add them, wtf is taking so long?
Why is this allowed after 4 and MCC?
>people thought it was very fun
>343 scrapped it
>"We had people who we hired who hated Halo because of 'X,'" says O'Connor. "But what that really meant was, 'I feel like this game could be awesome because of 'Y input' that I'm going to bring into it. I want to prove it, and I'm passionate about proving it.' So we ended up with a bunch of people who were genuinely passionate about the product. That is a huge advantage, and that helped in hiring and forming our team."
I don't know why I even play these games anymore.
>everyone whining about the older gametypes
>nobody wonders why the fuck Ricochet and Dominion, 343i-created gametypes, were removed without even the "hiding evidence of Bungie" reasoning behind it
If you want 343 to go above and beyond to make complicated free content like richochet then you need to help them by buying req packs.
Money doesn't grow on trees, I swear 343 haters are the most entitled people around.
>at a doorway
>enemy throws a grenade at me
>boost back into the room
>teammate is dryhumping me in the doorway, can't move, die from the grenade