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#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Second for erotic musk and foot fetish goat roleplaying
oh boy, we're off to a good start
i want to form a relationship with the flower based on mutual bullying.
he bullies me with his words, and then i bully him back with my uncharacteristic kindness
Gotefags are always most dominating around this time...
Are you guys European or something?
Holy fuck dial it back or at least post new images.
First for do whatever you want with the gote I guess
No. I just have really weird hours with work. I flip flop between overnights and night shifts.
Also it's fucking noon here.
Partner is for
helping to stab people
>europeans are obsessed with farm animals and unwashed dicks
seems frighteningly accurate
Does anyone know if there's a place where I can find all of mspaintanon's content?
Step away from my granddaughter
Would be a shame if you had an "accident", Gerson. Or worse, being the next target of the fiendish killer, the Miami Mutilator...
I hope you're all having a fantastic day so far, /utg/!
I love you guys
Alright, here you go
anyone got a translation?
Partner is for
love and lewd
Good job, Anon. Haven't seen that one.
Hello spooderman, how are you doing?
What? What a crazy assumption. How could Miami's greatest detective possibly be the criminal scumbag the Miami mu
yes.you can see one of his victims in the trunk of his car when he goes to visit alex and he plants his wallet over there. during the outro to Homicide, a camera crew visibly flashes on screen for a second when he talks about how much press the killings are going to get
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
What did he mean by this?
Murder the fuck out of Chara and free monster kid
Glad to hear it. Here, have some fresh koreagoat
I wanna smell that god among goats
>Come to, I'm standing over them smashing their head in with a rock
>Their abdomen is town wide open and their guts are strewn everywhere
>Monster kid is standing nearby, also covered in blood
>He tells me I was screaming "THIS IS FOR HIM!" over and over again while ripping out Chara's internal organs
still looking for the soulless pacifist version of this image.
>Not wanting to smell your musky father after a long day gardening under the hot sun
their souls are already one.
I'm a charafag :>
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm just saying the truth partner~
Just woke up from a nap and had the biggest sneeze it was kind of funny.
You flatter me too much.
I'm sorry sir but
You're entitled to your own opinion, I think Death Grips make great workout music personally, I know my taste in music isn't great though, I have far too many guilty pleasures.
Have a good day.
Makes the whole pacifism theme of the game difficult to uphold when the game always portrays monsters as in the right, huh? Apparently it's also morally wrong to defend yourself if someone is trying to kill you
Imperfections. Nice shitpost
Where should I go for Roleplay? F-list or Shamchat?
Tell me how it goes later anon~. I hope you open all of the good cards~
It's always time for lewd chara!
then I think aboud six Chara anon's have reported in thus far, that is more like it partners!
keep it up.
f list for fetishes
shamchat for TOTALLY RANDOM casual things
if you want the real shit you make private sessions with people you know
hardcore DnD is literally the best roleplay I'm not even joking
>>durr justice is better
justice is bullshit, yes you are in your fair rights to kill people. what the game does is to show you how fucking awful of a shit shoot the act really is. how it affects you over time by depersonalizing the enemy, giving more excuses, reasons to hate. In your quest to be in the right, you've given up the future where people are happy and get along. because you had to dispense merciless justice.
We might be enough now.
I think this will be the next fetish thing I parody/exploit
I was going to start writing some silly little dadster excerpts that people keep suggesting to me today, but honestly I've realized I'm so exhausted from this week I can't manage it without it all turning to shit.
I think I'm going to use the extra time I have to take a nap so I'm well-rested enough to write more AYEM for you guys this evening. Sorry to abandon my fellow skeleton posters when the thread is being so overwhelmed, but you're on your own for now. I'll be back later tonight for more writing.
Which just gives an excuse to post more goats!
Honestly they're making fun of you for roleplaying another kill Chara scenario that was poorly written
I suppose you're right. Honestly that's what I was getting at when all the Anons go and scream "KILL CHARA" in the first place. There's no real scenario where you get to perform said justice in the game to make you question your own morality. Just Asgore, but even that's circumvented in True Pacifist
Chara sitting on your face!
Chara grinding on you to get off!
Chara refusing to get up, even if you can't breathe!
Chara climaxing just as you pass out!
>"LET HIM GO. NOW."
>"I. SAID. NOW!!!!"
>She tells me to fuck off
>Take out my 400 GBP mall knife
>She also pulls a chef's knife
>Throw a piss jug, which she instinctively goes to block and punctures, disorienting her.
>Before she can react, I cut her belly vertically, releasing monster kid
>She falls to the ground from the pain, bleeding severely.
>"WELL WELL WELL, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, NORMALSCUM. YOU LIKE EATING, HUH?"
>Tummy starts being grumbly from the doritos
>Release a 3 second wet fart
>Take off pants
>Her eyes get wide and she starts begging, saying how she's sorry
>"HA HA HA! IT IS NOW TOO LATE! POOPOO IS YOUR ONLY FATE."
>Turn around and bend over
Skull keeps telling me we'll bounce back from the winter sale + holiday break
what an IDIOT
Welcome to hell anon. Enjoy your stay!
That skin color makes it look like they are dead.
Which is accurate.
Thanks anon, I appreciate the offer but I'm good.
Oh I know I'm not amazing.
I'm far from it, but I received some help from someone a while back and I promised them I'd grow, I'd change and become a better person.
I'm just trying to help you all like they helped me, good job trying to imply I have ulterior motives though, I've stated my motivation outright multiple times.
I want you all to be happy, to accept that despite the fact you have flaws you can still grow, its never too late for a second chance but only by your own will can you do these things.
I believe in you all, plain and simple.
You should totally take all the time you need to rest up! Thanks for popping into the thread, I'm always on the hunt for my skelefun so it's nice seeing you post, even if it's a little bit.
More than 25 times, I guarantee that.
Chara pulls out her knife!
Chara slowly passes it trough your chest, leaving a trail of small cuts!
Chara laughing as wake up startled!
Mettaton is quite
So, approximately how long would Asgore's army last on the surface before the human military fucked them sideways? Would it be longer or shorter than Undyne's army?
Chara waiting til you're fully conscious to get off your face!
Chara licking the cuts they just made!
using the blood as lube to stroke you off
Chara calling you a sicko when you cum from it!
Or you can just promise American food to any random 3rd worlder like me.
I keep dreaming what it's like to eat American meat, American burger, etc. (or Japanese sushi and stuff).
You wouldn't believe how much worse food here is, like it's the same thing in name but much different taste.
I'd kill all the children for Asgore myself, without blinking, if he gave me Westerner food.
It's good that MTT's children would be ghosts, because he'd be a terrible parent
>forget to feed them
>forget they're strapped in the car
>forgets to hire a sitter
>>doesn't matter because they're undead creatures
...Or maybe ghosts just naturally have a lack of sense of responsibility BECAUSE that's their nature
>squirming when you're balls-deep in Mettaton's luscious ass
What a fag.
Being in these threads gives me the urge to start another genocide route.
I've been putting this off for a while now but I think it's time I sold my soul to Chara. I don't care if it's a permanent decision.
Well, if we speak about how the characters are done, I'd say that Toby did a fair job portraying both characters as he wanted them to be: the loud, but fair and protective hero who has a nerd side, and the fucked up scientist who has done lots of things wrong but wants to get better.
Meanwhile, we have Toriel, who was intended to be this "likeable and hugable goatmom", but if you think about it, she's obsessed, she left her kingdom and her husband when they needed her the most, didn't even save those kids before Frisk gets to the underground, FIGHTS YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO GO AGAINST SHE TELLS YOU, and then she blames all in Asgore
Toriel isn't a hugable and likeable goatmom at all, she's a huge bitch.
About as long as it would take to call in an airstrike. The monsters would be dust before they even got within magic range. The tyrannical Asgore and murderous Undyne would simply last no chance against the supreme might of the military force of the United States of America.
When the monsters come to the surface, I'll assassinate Alphys and set up some big conspiracy shit about an underground organization and lead the police and federal elements on a wild goose chase for something that doesn't exist.
>not heading to the underground to give up your soul to flowey
Are you even trying nigga?
They'd get defeated by a handful of CCers waiting in line for their MTOs at Sheetz. Some college students might try to join the monsters but get executed for being race traitors.
BLESS THE COMMONWEALTH
1st. Asgore, Asriel, Toriel
Reminder that all gotes are best gotes.
Undertale theory generator
>Burgerpants is as strong as Sans
I would like a cool phone bag with a sweet undertale picture in it
Please post the coolest sweetest looking portrait art you have
Could be something subtle too if you have a good idea
If you have something in a painted style like pic related I'm going to love you forever
I'm working on comic so no requests for now
Have a Scottish delicacy instead
>What if Burgerpants is actually a guy?
You kill yourself because no one understands you?
Keep being edgy my young friend
Chara laughing in your face as you panic!
Chara reassuring you everything is fine!
Chara calling you a good pet as you calm down!
Chara grabbing your ass possessively, making you jump!
It's a beautiful day outside...
The grass is growing...
The Cheat is singing...
On days like this, dorks like you...
SHOULD BE DELETED.
I need to draw a better version of this.
>I keep dreaming what it's like to eat American meat, American burger, etc
What, you can't get ground beef there? Do you not have a metal shell to burn charcoal in and throw a slab of meat over? I'm not sure what the hard part of getting your hands on a hamburger is.
Chara looking towards the door that just opened! Chara's head flying back as the round embeds in her skull, with a deafening boom Detective Pardo walking in, looking at you. "What a sicko." he scoffs at the dead body. You about to say something, but Detective Pardo stopping you! "No need to thank me, kid. It's a civic duty."
as much as I like being a sub and the like, chara isn't ready for the responsability in owning a pet.
they'd make a pretty good one with frisk being their mind-roommate to asriel though. after all, theyre so little and need someone to take care of them.
Man, I saw one that I wanted to order that essentially had OmegaFlowey in a sort of Graffiti-esque painted style. Looked great, distinctive enough that anyone who knew the game would instantly recognise, but quirky enough that normalfags would just see a flower-television mural thing.
Anon waking up!
Anon realizing he was dreaming!
Anon going back to sleep!
>Asgore is at home with his new girlfriend!
>Toriel is peeking in through the window, angry!
>Asgore is getting rather saucy with the new lady friend!
>Asgore's girlfriend boops his snoot!
>Toriel loses it!
>Toriel breaks Asgore's window!
>Toriel jumps in through the window!
>Toriel punches Asgore's new girlfriend in the face!
>Asgore's girlfriend screams as her muzzle breaks!
>Asgore stares on in horror as Toriel yells in Asgore's face, spitting and hissing at how horrible he is!
>Asgore can't pull out while Toriel headlocks him!
>Asrielfags in charge of being bot using cancer
Lets try that again.
Chara sitting on Toriel's lap in the Royal Garden after another 'episode.'
Chara staring at the flower bed with tired eyes.
Chara hearing "Say, Chara."
Chara looking up to meet Toriel's warm smile.
Toriel asking what a sad flower needs.
Chara cocking their head.
Toriel answering with a hearty "Photosympathy!"
Chara having to think about what they just heard.
Chara processing it.
Chara wondering if it was at their expense.
Chara finally getting it.
Chara trying to stifle a laugh at such a horrible joke, but being unable to.
Chara laughing, and laughing, and laughing.
Toriel laughing, as well.
Chara continuing to sit on their mother's lap, listening to plant puns for hours.
Asgore congratulating a woman on their pregnancy, when she was just morbidly obese!
Yeah, I couldn't be assed to make a new one.
Rule n1 of the internet, no one is a girl.
hey, i just continued what the first guy started
>Toriel won't answer the phone
reminds me of this artist
Could Undyne the Undying defeat Richter "Kill them all, let god sort them out" Berg? 50 Blessings is closely monitoring his progress and his mom's life is at stake if he loses.
Chara slowly getting lewder and lewder with you.
Having to try to stop Chara from teasing you in public!
Chara laughing as she caresses the cuts on your chest in public!
Chara calling you a weirdo for getting aroused in public!
Quick, shoot her in the face before its too late!
Finding out that her phone was eaten by the annoying dog fucking pissed me off to no end.
I'd rather it have been Toriel deliberately not answering it because she was brokenhearted.
Toby couldn't figure out how to make the whole Toriel showing up thing in the pacifist ending work when you could just call Toriel right before you enter the CORE, so he decided to just take her phone
That's more than enough, partner
How hard is it to *not* fucking answer a phone?
Seriously, the entire time I thought she was just really sad and couldn't bear talk to me. IMO that makes sense and works with the TP ending.
I thought that axe was a mailbox for a second
More like Chara reading them to Sans while pressing him against a wall.
>All this charaposting
I'm going back to bed, goodnight.
Everyone is alive and happy.
I threw the mechanical pencil at her.
It bounced off her leg.
Now she's just looking at me.
With this menacing look.
I thought she was still paying attention to /utg/ but she's doing something else now.
Now she's just slightly irritated and confused.
Everyone's dead. The Undertale is the afterlife's way of trying to get them to come to terms with their mistakes in life.
Chara coming back home with you!
Chara making you do all the chores!
Chara sneaking on you while you cook!
Chara grabbing your ass, making you jump in surprise!
Chara passing one of her nails trough your neck!
Chara saying the knife is next if you don't do it faster!
Chara calling you a sicko for your boner!
Chara tasting the food
Chara spitting out, saying it doesn't taste right
Chara laughing as you explain that you tried to make it too fast because of them
Chara making you get them off
Chara refusing to return the favor once you've finished with them
Chara leaving you a squirming, aroused mess all night
hogging the blanket when you go to bed as extra punishment
>mfw people say wanting to fuck a goat doesn't make you a furry
This meme needs to die now