/utg/ Undertale General

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Second for erotic musk and foot fetish goat roleplaying

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nth for I worked my ass off to make this

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>>128776836
>>128776879
MORE GOTE

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Please be kind to the skeletons.

Seriously goatposters just dial it down a little

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>>128776836
>>128776879
>>128776931
>>128776935
oh boy, we're off to a good start

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i want to form a relationship with the flower based on mutual bullying.

he bullies me with his words, and then i bully him back with my uncharacteristic kindness

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>this many asrielfags
why

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First for this god

OH MY GOD UTG IS DYING!!!!

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>>128776935

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G o a t

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Gotefags are always most dominating around this time...
Are you guys European or something?

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Xth for bullying.

>>128776982
feels good man

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Smoocha Chara!

>>128776975
gotta post that image for the literal thousandth time and pretend to be retarded
because uh
they can
>>128777101
satire

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>>128776879
I third this.

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Holy fuck dial it back or at least post new images.

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>>128777006
wat do

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First for do whatever you want with the gote I guess

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>>128777073
No. I just have really weird hours with work. I flip flop between overnights and night shifts.

Also it's fucking noon here.

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>>128776879
yes

The real issue is the 5:1 Male:Female suicide ratio

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>>128776982

>>128777073
Blame the Welsh

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Umm...
Post fish?

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>>128777131
Partner is for helping to stab people

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>>128777168
>>128777204
Oh my

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>>128777073
>europeans are obsessed with farm animals and unwashed dicks
seems frighteningly accurate

>>128777175

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The thread has spoken

>>128777191
>fucking noon here
Me too but there's this wild thing called timezones.

>>128777321
I'd lose my shit if majority of Welsh /utg/ were gotefuckers.

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Does anyone know if there's a place where I can find all of mspaintanon's content?

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>>128777331
Step away from my granddaughter

>>128777250
That may be because when men suicide, they do it right, not like women who only do it for attention.

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>>128777175
No.

More stale goteposting.

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>>128777175
This

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>>128775534

>>128777429
100% legit

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>>128777463
Would be a shame if you had an "accident", Gerson. Or worse, being the next target of the fiendish killer, the Miami Mutilator...

>>128777175
I TOLD YOU IT WAS FUCKED MAN

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, NOBODY LISTENED.

NOW WE'LL ALL BURN.

http://strawpoll.me/6556408

>>128777187
save

Coc/undertale crossover when

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I hope you're all having a fantastic day so far, /utg/!
I love you guys

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>>128777175
Alright, here you go
anyone got a translation?

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Bully the goat away!

>>128777574
Hey Padroposter I have a HLM 2 question for you

so was he really the Miami Mutilator or what? Some people in a thread a few days ago said he actually wasn't.

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>>128777343
>>128777131
Partner is for love and lewd

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>>128777605
Oh well.

>>128777694
Good job, Anon. Haven't seen that one.

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>strollin through the underground
>see this

what do?

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>>128777680
>http://strawpoll.me/6556408
Hello spooderman, how are you doing?

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>>128777701
No. Be nice to the gotes.

>>128777709
What? What a crazy assumption. How could Miami's greatest detective possibly be the criminal scumbag the Miami muyes.you can see one of his victims in the trunk of his car when he goes to visit alex and he plants his wallet over there. during the outro to Homicide, a camera crew visibly flashes on screen for a second when he talks about how much press the killings are going to get

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I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
What did he mean by this?

>>128777646
This is not acceptable. I am not okay with feeling these things.

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>>128777806
Murder the fuck out of Chara and free monster kid

>>128777680
My day has been very fine, thank you for asking.
I can't speak for every body, but I think whe love you to spider anon.

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>>128777791
Glad to hear it. Here, have some fresh koreagoat

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Chara don't lick your stolen soul that's weird.

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Goats are nice.

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>>128777782
I told you not yet, stawp.

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>>128776879
I wanna smell that god among goats

>>128777914
Worst band

>muh napkin

Just when you can't be any more fucking hipster

>>128777943
>murdering somebody in a game about pacifism

missing the point tbqh senpai

>>128777806
>Black out
>Come to, I'm standing over them smashing their head in with a rock
>Their abdomen is town wide open and their guts are strewn everywhere
>Monster kid is standing nearby, also covered in blood
>He tells me I was screaming "THIS IS FOR HIM!" over and over again while ripping out Chara's internal organs

>>128777934
I regret digging that one up for the newfriends now.
I wonder if I should just spend all day posting old things for these maggots to feast on.

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>>128777976
that's hot.

>>128778063
>implying that taking a life to save one is morally wrong
>implying I agree with the core morals of the game
>implying its not worth getting a bad ending to stop THAT

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still looking for the soulless pacifist version of this image.

>>128778086
>in reality you blacked out due to blood loss, knife lodged in your chest

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>>128778036
>Not wanting to smell your musky father after a long day gardening under the hot sun

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>>128778102
>>128777976
their souls are already one.

>>128774713
I'm a charafag :>

Anybody else ever have a feeling of being tired that they can't act upon?

>>128778063
Let the triggered Anon act with frustration

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>>128777976
That's what I'm talking about!

>>128778020
I'm just saying the truth partner~

>>128774713
I'm going to 2HG prerelease so I'm gonna be out for a while.

>>128778226
>Let the triggered Anon act with frustration
I no rite so triggered lmao xD what a loser stopping a murder

>>128778212
is that tiredanon

>>128778321
>stopping a murder
>by murdering somebody else

shouldn't you be gardening, Asgore?

>>128778210
>nuh-uh charas made out of titanium and shinokunten alundes u
K...

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>>128778232
We doing lewd Chara's now?

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>>128777808
Just woke up from a nap and had the biggest sneeze it was kind of funny.
>>128777954
That's good!
You flatter me too much.
>>128778060
>Worst band
I'm sorry sir but You're entitled to your own opinion, I think Death Grips make great workout music personally, I know my taste in music isn't great though, I have far too many guilty pleasures.
Have a good day.

>>128778321
>shit posting at someone who didn't even insult you in the first place
As the one being accused of being triggered i'm offend

>>128778063
>not killing chara

bottom level pleb

>>128778321
Makes the whole pacifism theme of the game difficult to uphold when the game always portrays monsters as in the right, huh? Apparently it's also morally wrong to defend yourself if someone is trying to kill you

Imperfections. Nice shitpost

>>128778401
EPIK post my man

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Where should I go for Roleplay? F-list or Shamchat?

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>>128778306
Tell me how it goes later anon~. I hope you open all of the good cards~

>>128778437
It's always time for lewd chara!

>>128778418
>I'm capable of le epic blackout rage which makes me stronger and epic as I rip the guts from my enemies

?

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>>128778225
>>128778306
then I think aboud six Chara anon's have reported in thus far, that is more like it partners!
keep it up.

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>>128777806
I open her like a sack of potatoes

>>128777806
Laugh and tell Chara that the Vore Pack is $6.99 and to spit up Monster Kid. If she refuses, I ban her from both the Steam forums and Life.

>>128778036
*Smells like goats

>>128778485
F list has more autists but more competent people.

>>128778485
F-list if you want to roleplay the really kinky shit

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>>128778526
Always?

>>128777806
walk off
dosen't concern me

>>128778594
This is the objectively correct answer and I'm the one who drew the picture

>>128778485
f list for fetishes
shamchat for TOTALLY RANDOM casual things
if you want the real shit you make private sessions with people you know hardcore DnD is literally the best roleplay I'm not even joking

>>128777680
I love you too, anon

Please rape a baby into me with your huge, stinky cock!

>>128778635
this tbqh

monster kid is B E Y O N D S A V I N G

chara voring asriel when?

>>128778568
>STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FETISH SCENARIO!!!
/

>>128778452
Nice feigned positivism.
We certainly believe that you're amazing, your psychological manipulation is working.

>>128777806
Ask them to eat me as well and while I'm being digested masturbate furiously

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>>128778437
of course!

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>>128778471
>>durr justice is better
justice is bullshit, yes you are in your fair rights to kill people. what the game does is to show you how fucking awful of a shit shoot the act really is. how it affects you over time by depersonalizing the enemy, giving more excuses, reasons to hate. In your quest to be in the right, you've given up the future where people are happy and get along. because you had to dispense merciless justice.

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>>128778634
Always~

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>>128778589
Ofcourse partner

>>128778437
>that bulge
>just a single drop of white at the tip

O-oh my...

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>>128778804
>Charafag making a good point
huh

>>128778471
What are you trying to say here? Sans says it's reasonably self-defense unless you actually get a significant amount of levels/kill his brother who always spares first.

>>128778804
>>128778851
chara qt

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These threads just keep getting shittier

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>>128778526
>>128778634
>>128777976
>>128778851
>>128778589
We might be enough now.

>>128777806
I eat her, thus doing double-vore.

I become vore-god, the vorer of all.

Do you think Humans in Undertale fart?
If so, what do you think is the smell of Chara's fart?

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>>128777976
I think this will be the next fetish thing I parody/exploit

Does anyone know if anything different happens if you take all three Snowman Pieces then abandon genocide and just do a neutral end?

>>128778961
please tell me this artist does porn

I love you guys

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I was going to start writing some silly little dadster excerpts that people keep suggesting to me today, but honestly I've realized I'm so exhausted from this week I can't manage it without it all turning to shit.

I think I'm going to use the extra time I have to take a nap so I'm well-rested enough to write more AYEM for you guys this evening. Sorry to abandon my fellow skeleton posters when the thread is being so overwhelmed, but you're on your own for now. I'll be back later tonight for more writing.

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>>128778939
Which just gives an excuse to post more goats!

>>128778471
Self-defense ceases to become a valid excuse when you have the ability to save, load and reset.

>>128779038
You get cancer and the game crashes

>>128778742
Honestly they're making fun of you for roleplaying another kill Chara scenario that was poorly written

>>128778804
I suppose you're right. Honestly that's what I was getting at when all the Anons go and scream "KILL CHARA" in the first place. There's no real scenario where you get to perform said justice in the game to make you question your own morality. Just Asgore, but even that's circumvented in True Pacifist

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>>128779062
They've done one and it's not really porn.

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>>128778939
Then post best

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>>128778961
Chara sitting on your face!
Chara grinding on you to get off!
Chara refusing to get up, even if you can't breathe!
Chara climaxing just as you pass out!

I'm not even a Charafag. but she always give me a huge boner, even when it's not a she
I hate you for doing this to me, /utg/

>>128779169
I see the Pewdiepie fans are here.

Requesting image of sans doing same pose as >>128778036
with the gaster blasters behind him

>>128777806
Cut off their stomach, finally freeing /utg/ from Charafags.

>>128777806
>"LET HIM GO. NOW."
>"I. SAID. NOW!!!!"
>She tells me to fuck off
>Take out my 400 GBP mall knife
>She also pulls a chef's knife
>Throw a piss jug, which she instinctively goes to block and punctures, disorienting her.
>Before she can react, I cut her belly vertically, releasing monster kid
>She falls to the ground from the pain, bleeding severely.
>"WELL WELL WELL, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, NORMALSCUM. YOU LIKE EATING, HUH?"
>Tummy starts being grumbly from the doritos
>Release a 3 second wet fart
>Take off pants
>Her eyes get wide and she starts begging, saying how she's sorry
>"HA HA HA! IT IS NOW TOO LATE! POOPOO IS YOUR ONLY FATE."
>Turn around and bend over

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>>128778939
Skull keeps telling me we'll bounce back from the winter sale + holiday break
what an IDIOT

>>128779215
I'll be the judge of that

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what do?

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>>128778939

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>>128778961
Lewds?

>>128779382
*FIGHT

Why do people like Chara?
They are edgy as fuck, with little backstory.
Why do people like that edgy little shit?

>>128779318
>POOPOO IS YOUR ONLY FATE

This is a good post

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>>128779382
*Take Hand

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>>128779254
Welcome to hell anon. Enjoy your stay!

>>128779382
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY low quality fanart

>>128779318
>LOAD
>STAB
>STAB
>STAB
>LOAD
>STAB
>STAB
>STAB

gj retard

>>128779254
yeah keep blaming /utg/ you stump on a log

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>>128779435
>that face

>>128779382

Inform him of human soul substitute that's in my dick and tell him to suck it

>>128776779
Help me decide whether Alphys or Undyne is the worst character of Undertale.

>>128779373
http://imgur.com/a/96ApS

I've been banned for less so

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>>128776974
me too

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>>128779435
That skin color makes it look like they are dead.
Which is accurate.

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>>128779382
We eating kebab tonight.

>>128779507
>YOU... DARE... TRY TO DEFEAT... CHARA?????
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128779602
>banned for links

4chan has truly hit the shit

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>>128778687
Thanks anon, I appreciate the offer but I'm good.
>>128778772
Oh I know I'm not amazing.
I'm far from it, but I received some help from someone a while back and I promised them I'd grow, I'd change and become a better person.
I'm just trying to help you all like they helped me, good job trying to imply I have ulterior motives though, I've stated my motivation outright multiple times.
I want you all to be happy, to accept that despite the fact you have flaws you can still grow, its never too late for a second chance but only by your own will can you do these things.
I believe in you all, plain and simple.
>>128779584
Neither.

>>128779435
>that ugly ass
>that fas face
Why do Charafags have such low standards?

>>128779584

Don't bother, there's not a single person here that can form a coherent argument

>>128779694
What.

No I mean I've been banned for posting less lewd things than that, so I put it on imgur.

>>128779230
>>25 ghost children

How many times did MTT and napstablook fuck??

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>>128779435
>that face

>>128777646
When a monster dies, their dust is spread onto their favorite thing. What's in the toybox at New Home.

>>128779584
Both

>>128779130
You should totally take all the time you need to rest up! Thanks for popping into the thread, I'm always on the hunt for my skelefun so it's nice seeing you post, even if it's a little bit.

>>128779230
Someone call the Batter.

>>128779759
Oh I assumed you meant other lewd links

>>128779683
The anti-Chara shitposts feel more /r9k/ than the rebuttals desu

>>128779602
oh baby

>>128779584
>Undyne is the true hero who opposes all evil
>She's also really cool once you're past all of that "killing humans" thing

>Alphys is literally Monster Mengele

>>128779715
Becase there is not that much, whe take what whe can and run with it.

>>128779875
>implying Mengele did anything wrong

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>>128779782
More than 25 times, I guarantee that.

>>128779796
toys

>>128779683
>TRY

Try is the correct word, yes :)

>>128779507
>implying telling an /r9k/ NEET he'll get tendies for killing Chara wouldn't fill him with more determination than 10 human souls

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>>128779382
*worship gote
*gib soul
*die comfy

>>128779875
Just because Undyne is a "hero" (a character portrayed as good) doesn't mean she's not shit writing that would maybe be at home in a bad anime shonen.

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spooder

>>128779886
>not that much
Nigga what?
Every single thread is filled with lewd Chara.

>>128779949
Mettaton is quite cute

>>128779945
>implying weeb trash can do something right

Garbage

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>>128780010
Spooder

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>>128779875
>>128779945

>>128779967
>chicken tendies weaponized as grenades

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>>128779240
Chara pulls out her knife!
Chara slowly passes it trough your chest, leaving a trail of small cuts!
Chara laughing as wake up startled!

>>128780036
and then someone lists the stuff she did right and we pretend the conversation never happened
again

>>128778687
Alphys please leave.

>>128780128
oh baby

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>>128780029
Mettaton is quite lewd.

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>>128780083
spooder a qt

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So, approximately how long would Asgore's army last on the surface before the human military fucked them sideways? Would it be longer or shorter than Undyne's army?

>>128780145

What did she do right? Frankly she deserved to die

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>>128780128
Chara waiting til you're fully conscious to get off your face!
Chara licking the cuts they just made!
Chara using the blood as lube to stroke you off
Chara calling you a sicko when you cum from it!

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>>128780201
link to full image pls

>>128779967
Or you can just promise American food to any random 3rd worlder like me.

I keep dreaming what it's like to eat American meat, American burger, etc. (or Japanese sushi and stuff).

You wouldn't believe how much worse food here is, like it's the same thing in name but much different taste.

I'd kill all the children for Asgore myself, without blinking, if he gave me Westerner food.

It's good that MTT's children would be ghosts, because he'd be a terrible parent

>forget to feed them
>forget they're strapped in the car
>forgets to hire a sitter
>>doesn't matter because they're undead creatures


...Or maybe ghosts just naturally have a lack of sense of responsibility BECAUSE that's their nature

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Please rate these goats

>1st
>2nd
>3rd

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>>128780303
Mmhmmm

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>>128780201
>squirming when you're balls-deep in Mettaton's luscious ass
What a fag.

>>128780376
>1st
Asriel
>2nd
>Azzy
3st
>Goatson

>>128780376

>asriel
>asriel
>toriel

Fuck ascuck

>>128780351
http://40.media.tumblr.com/828e0e86a116cc0bfed5b993197fb53d/tumblr_nxqedgW4Io1s9rbjbo1_1280.png

>>128780376
>shit
>shit
>shit

I dare you fagets to actually discuss the game and go 15 posts without any images.

Being in these threads gives me the urge to start another genocide route.

I've been putting this off for a while now but I think it's time I sold my soul to Chara. I don't care if it's a permanent decision.

>>128779993
Well, if we speak about how the characters are done, I'd say that Toby did a fair job portraying both characters as he wanted them to be: the loud, but fair and protective hero who has a nerd side, and the fucked up scientist who has done lots of things wrong but wants to get better.
Meanwhile, we have Toriel, who was intended to be this "likeable and hugable goatmom", but if you think about it, she's obsessed, she left her kingdom and her husband when they needed her the most, didn't even save those kids before Frisk gets to the underground, FIGHTS YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO GO AGAINST SHE TELLS YOU, and then she blames all in Asgore
Toriel isn't a hugable and likeable goatmom at all, she's a huge bitch.

>>128780309

https://youtu.be/ZAkzrxN5Jn0?t=22

HUMANITY DOMINATION

>>128780376
Toriel
Asgore
Asriel

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>>128780303
>>128780379
Spooder is for lewd!

>>128780376
Flowey
P O W E R G A P
Asriel
Toriel
P O W E R G A P
P O W E R G A P
P O W E R G A P
P O W E R G A P
P O W E R G A P
Ass-gore

>>128780520
No

>>128780376
Asriel
Toriel
Asgore

>>128780309
>The first town that the monsters come across is where you live
How would your community react?

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http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=12011
goatrobot

>>128777180
no passport.
entry denied!

This thread is so awful it feels like a fever dream.

Reminder

when the monster world joins the human world, I will have the first Temmie.

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>>128780520

>>128780739
"what if toby fox"
amazing.

>>128780376
>Toriel
>Asgore
>Asriel

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>>128780309
About as long as it would take to call in an airstrike. The monsters would be dust before they even got within magic range. The tyrannical Asgore and murderous Undyne would simply last no chance against the supreme might of the military force of the United States of America.

Semper Fi.

>>128780739
>WHAT IF
>Gaster was dead the whole time

>>128780769
When the monsters come to the surface, I'll assassinate Alphys and set up some big conspiracy shit about an underground organization and lead the police and federal elements on a wild goose chase for something that doesn't exist.

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I need more of mspaintguy's material.

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>>128780739
Papyrus

>>128780739
>Napstablook was dead the whole time
10/10

>>128780871
>I'll assassinate Alphys

Good, you are a good person.

Lizard is only good for kill, maybe skin her after kill and give meat to Frenchmen.

GET DUNKED ON!

>>128780739
>What if Frisk knew about the timeline?

Huh..

>>128781013
Shit meme tbqph senpai

>>128780376
Smolgoat best goat
Dadgoat
Momgoat

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>>128780769

>not heading to the underground to give up your soul to flowey

Are you even trying nigga?

Captcha: flowers

>>128780871
What? You don't want your 15 minutes of fame?

>>128780715
They'd get defeated by a handful of CCers waiting in line for their MTOs at Sheetz. Some college students might try to join the monsters but get executed for being race traitors.
BLESS THE COMMONWEALTH

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>>128780739
>Temmie was a failed experiment

>>128779956
Dusty toys.

>>128781091
I just finished the game (Don't know which ending, but I killed the transformed scary version of Flowey at the end.) and I'm new here on /agdg/ please forgive me.

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>>128780376
1st. Asgore, Asriel, Toriel

2nd.

3rd.

Reminder that all gotes are best gotes.

>>128780715
in bongland
>"bloody monsters, taking our jobs, our homes"
>"i wish nigel was here, clear all the monsters out"
>"m8's who wants to fuck a fuku"

>>128780309
THIS IS THE END

>>128780739
>Toby Fox secretly suffers from depresshun

No, Toby, we love you!
Finish hard mode you piece of shit

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http://strawpoll.me/6556880

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Hello, from mother RUSSIA thread.

>>128777538
for once i think we can all agree that chara did the right thing

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>>128780931

>>128781274
I totally believe you

>>128780715
>In bumfuck Indiana
DEM'S GOOD EATENS PA!

>>128781171
I will pour gasoline on Flowey, light a match and then... guess what happens.

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Undertale theory generator
>Burgerpants is as strong as Sans

>>128781338
>no flowey's stem

delete yourself

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I would like a cool phone bag with a sweet undertale picture in it
Please post the coolest sweetest looking portrait art you have
Could be something subtle too if you have a good idea
If you have something in a painted style like pic related I'm going to love you forever

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>>128780901
I'm working on comic so no requests for now
Have a Scottish delicacy instead

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>>128780739
>What if Burgerpants is actually a guy?
WOT

>>128781412
You will teleport behind him and say sarcastically, "Pshh, nothing personnel, kid"?

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>>128779382
*Remove

would you impregnate asgore?

>>128781343
where are you at russiafriend

>>128781412
why bother bringing gasoline if you could just use your fedora as kindling?

>>128778437
uhhh
im gonna need to see a source for that
its for science.

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>>128781412

You kill yourself because no one understands you?

Keep being edgy my young friend
*tips fedora*

>>128781469
wait are you scottish

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>>128780350
Chara laughing in your face as you panic!
Chara reassuring you everything is fine!
Chara calling you a good pet as you calm down!
Chara grabbing your ass possessively, making you jump!

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It's a beautiful day outside...
The grass is growing...
The Cheat is singing...
On days like this, dorks like you...
SHOULD BE DELETED.
I need to draw a better version of this.

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>>128781464

>>128781469
What's "fourth"

>>128781343
>>128780357

Same poster.

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From RUSSIA WITH MAD.

>>128779382
EAT THIS ASSWIPE
BOOOOMMMBBB
GREEENNNAAADDEEE

>>128780769
>You find a Temmie
>Oddly, they are taking care of you and feeding you Temmie Flakes as if you were their pet
>You don't know how to feel

>>128777914
* i am the gote you worship

>>128781760
muh dick

>>128781760
Well that's alright, but they had better not forget to take care of me...in the lower department too...(winky face)

>>128780357
>I keep dreaming what it's like to eat American meat, American burger, etc

What, you can't get ground beef there? Do you not have a metal shell to burn charcoal in and throw a slab of meat over? I'm not sure what the hard part of getting your hands on a hamburger is.

>>128781852
Chara x Temmie OTP

>>128779382
Is that fucking Bill Cipher?

>>128781852
Keep it in your pants Chara.

>>128781852

Chara has a thing for being a pet or what?

>>128781469
where's the chicken pakora
where's the DONNER KEBAB

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>>128781843
>>128781852

>>128781650
Chara looking towards the door that just opened!
Chara's head flying back as the round embeds in her skull, with a deafening boom
Detective Pardo walking in, looking at you. "What a sicko." he scoffs at the dead body.
You about to say something, but Detective Pardo stopping you! "No need to thank me, kid. It's a civic duty."

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>>128781650
I always love this picture.

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>>128781650
as much as I like being a sub and the like, chara isn't ready for the responsability in owning a pet.

they'd make a pretty good one with frisk being their mind-roommate to asriel though. after all, theyre so little and need someone to take care of them.

>>128781968
1000% yes

>>128781852
CHARA CONFIRMED FOR BOY, LOLIFAGS BTFO

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HOI, ME TIMMIE FOR ROSHIA

>>128781910
It's difference in the meat alone, the quality of the meat. I.e. the 3rd worldest countries get meat from old, weak dying cow, while in Japan you get Kobe beef.

>>128781852
You have a shit fetish Chara

>>128782042
Chara is already confirmed for inside frisk, so all frisk has to do is be a loli and you are still irrelevant
>>he
fags.

>>128781464
Man, I saw one that I wanted to order that essentially had OmegaFlowey in a sort of Graffiti-esque painted style. Looked great, distinctive enough that anyone who knew the game would instantly recognise, but quirky enough that normalfags would just see a flower-television mural thing.

>>128781968
I want Chara to shove razor blades up my vagina and fuck me in the ass. With lube, of course. Safety first.

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>>128781969
Anon waking up!
Anon realizing he was dreaming!
Anon going back to sleep!

I can't believe how often you guys talk about Frisk/Chara's gender or whatever.

>>128782098
We get meat from dying cows in the US, but it's pumped full of steroids and preservatives.

>Asgore is at home with his new girlfriend!
>Toriel is peeking in through the window, angry!
>Asgore is getting rather saucy with the new lady friend!
>Asgore's girlfriend boops his snoot!
>Toriel loses it!
>Toriel breaks Asgore's window!
>Toriel jumps in through the window!
>Toriel punches Asgore's new girlfriend in the face!
>Asgore's girlfriend screams as her muzzle breaks!
>Asgore stares on in horror as Toriel yells in Asgore's face, spitting and hissing at how horrible he is!
>Asgore can't pull out while Toriel headlocks him!

>>128782219
Some people just can't handle playing as a girl. I dunno why.

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>>128782175
>my vagina

>>128781968
post it

>>128780128
>her
It's shit

>>128782175
LONDON

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>>128781338
>Asrielfags in charge of being bot using cancer

Lets try that again.
http://strawpoll.me/6557048

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Chara sitting on Toriel's lap in the Royal Garden after another 'episode.'
Chara staring at the flower bed with tired eyes.
Chara hearing "Say, Chara."
Chara looking up to meet Toriel's warm smile.
Toriel asking what a sad flower needs.
Chara cocking their head.
Toriel answering with a hearty "Photosympathy!"
Chara having to think about what they just heard.
Chara processing it.
Chara wondering if it was at their expense.
Chara finally getting it.
Chara trying to stifle a laugh at such a horrible joke, but being unable to.
Chara laughing, and laughing, and laughing.
Toriel laughing, as well.
Chara continuing to sit on their mother's lap, listening to plant puns for hours.
Asgore congratulating a woman on their pregnancy, when she was just morbidly obese!

Yeah, I couldn't be assed to make a new one.

>>128782085
Wait what

Temmie wants to go kill Roshan?

>>128782419
shop keeper.

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>>128782313
Rule n1 of the internet, no one is a girl.

>>128782364
hey, i just continued what the first guy started

>>128782304
You just did it.

>>128782419
>no Temmie
Consider suicide

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>>128782419
T O C K S

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>Toriel won't answer the phone

PLEASE UNDERSTAND