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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/

Previous Thread: >>128761905
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SLACKS GET OUT
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Remember, Starladder almost didn't let Alliance play
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEz5jOQS3xw

nth for ppd
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"tempo"
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Post S4
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first for that annoying voice
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>alex garfield final

This is the worst outcome
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>pick a hero that is only useful every two minutes
>lose a single fight
>lose game

why the fuck are people still picking this dumpster hero?
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>>128768742
omfg he make me cringe so bad
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>>128768759
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>>128768747
Reminder that Allaince booked a flight on the last day
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>>128768590
Wait.
You unironically think that Ppd is a better drafter than S4?
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NO FINN WILL EVER WIN ANYTHING
SUCK IT, MONGOS
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>>128768701
JUST
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even when muted i can hear his retarded voice
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what is going on
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i cannot take this cringe anymore
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Well played, Alliance.

Celebrating with dessert.
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>>128768759
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>>128768720
the only one married has his wife there

I think you are pushing your c.uckoldry fantasies to far anon, keep that shit to yourself not everyone is a c.uck like you
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Can PPD the sultan of draft stop this [a] meme?
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>pick DP in the first phase TWICE when she has a 25% winrate

Who is the fucking MORON drafting for liquid
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What an exciting 2nd place match that was!
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>>128768792
close the stream you fucking moron
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i hate that Sir /r/fatfuck so fuckin much.

he makes r/cyborgfatt seem ok.
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>>128768515
>liquid keeps drafting a shitty meme hero like DP

THE HERO NOW HAS 25% WINRATE AFTER 16 MATCHES IN SLAVLADDER YET RETARDED PROS KEEP PICKING THE HERO

Kuro is retarded.
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This is a fucking cringefest
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>forced signatures

WHY?
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Did that slav just shoo slacks off stage?

Lmao
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>Alliance didn't deserve an invite
Which one of you reddit said it?
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>not only is EGM back after playing on tier 3 teams
>not only is Bulldog back after having an abysmal post-TI3 stretch and being off the team for awhile
>but S4 is back after flopping at TI
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>>128768904
lmao cuck
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>>128768908
k-god
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>>128768813
ppd is a WAY better drafter than s4. Do you really think Alliance are outsmarting people purely on drafts? They have a set playstyle and pool of heroes that they work off of and can make small variations to adjust to the opponent's responses.

EG as a team can play any style at a moment's notice and ppd's reactionary drafting and hero counters are generally on point.
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>this russian host
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>>128768907
ppd will leave Invoker unbanned, knowing S4 will choke with it
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>>128768883
nice gaymur accessories :D
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This wasn't an Alliance victory, this was a Liquid defeat. They played all their team fights like shit, DP didn't know who to focus with the spirits, Oracle saving Dark Seer instead of saving his ult for DP, the team not capitalizing on the stunned and silenced ES targets, Lycan going for medallion and having no carry items while also not split pushing, etc.
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>>128768883
It's an other pole posting his slav pig disgusting food episode.
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>>128768837
fuck
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>even if he wins, Loda is still cucked by Kelly
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POST PPD BLUE DILDO PIC PLS
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>>128768827
Don't bully Finns pls
Finland is best neighbour and greatest ally.
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Drow gets raped by bristle black, the fuck is this?
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>>128768953
S4 is back because these mids heroes are more his play style. Its literally TI3 era where its not farmed mids, its play maker mids.
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>watching an interview with slacks when you can either mute the stream or just close it outright
This is reddit tier of complaining tbqh
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ENDURANCE RUN
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This Belarussian host is so classy. Reminds me of this guy.
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the final is today right
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>>128768893
s4 is well dressed!
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hey guys i'm new here so maybe this is a stupid question but

what did kellymilkies do that you hate her so much? her only involvement in the scene is that she's managing [A] and they seem to like her so what's the problem?
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>>128768860
>Well adjusted, clean skin, good hairlines, shaven

ixmike doesn't get even a single one of those

HURRAH FOR AMERICA!
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>>128768914
reddit also thinks kotlguy is a good caster and that shane and sheever makes a good panel
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>>128768813
>>128768907
Have you retards even been watching EG in this tournament? They just pick whatever fuck they want and it always works because they're the most versatile team in Dota.
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>>128769023


>>128767320
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>>128768883
You're my favorite new meme poster, based razer amerifat
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>>128768883
>trying to be healthy but eats tons of unhealthy shit

Just get some dark chocolate and a banana or two and melt the chocolate over them.
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What went wrong?

When will eternaltrashvy be kicked for black^ even hes better than this garbage at this point
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>>128769096
>copying alliance's drafts
>picking whatever the fuck they want
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>>128769074
>hating on ixmike88
hello reddit
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>>128768907
sultan indeed with all those pakis in his team LMAO
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>>128769147
misery and animeman
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>>128768907
It didn't that long for EG for break the TI curse unlike Alliance.
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Why do they still invite this retard lumi to events?
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>>128769147
EE and w33 are dog shit. bone7, pld, and poopey are mediocre as fuck
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>>128769067
>beyond ugly
>literal parasite
>whore

What's not to hate?
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>>128768883
how much do you eat?
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>>128768720
liquid fangays? EleGiggle
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>>128769204
Nothing about EGs drafts are copied from Alliance you dumb swedecuck
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>>128768893
whos the girl on the right?
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>>128769217
>liking ixmike88

goodbye 9gag
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>>128769251
Why do they still invite this retard sheever to events?
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>yurocucks are reduced to rooting for lelaliance

>EG continues to roll face

Y U R O S
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>>128769302
me
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>>128769261
>bone7

haha
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>>128769297
>twitch emotes
kill yourself
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>>128769147
You implying black^ isnt good? Hes very well rounded and can play niche picks as well. Not a bad player by any means
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>>128768883
>hey look at me im such a western cultured polish guy with all these gamer products and english labelled good amirite guys xd

>gamer accessories are actually a meme products for the bottom of the barrel scraps people in western countries

ROFL
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>>128769147
i dont know what the hell was with that last game but timber was the most useless piece of shit ever
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>>128769261
misey, not bone7

my bad
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>>128769346
>Alliance: 5 TI winners
>EG: 4 TI winners
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>>128769357
he seems to get lost in chaotic teamfights and generally looks like he is not sure who to focus etc.
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>>128769330
>m-muh diversity
Seriously tho, Sheever's ok.
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>>128768978
PPD has no idea what he's drafting. He hasn't figured out the patch so he goes Hail Mary every game relies on the high skill cap of his team to win.
And history has proven over and over that it's not the team with the highest skill but the team with the best synergy that wins. And Alliance is that team this tournament.

He's going to try to "counter' S4 drafts and in the process end up countering himself.
I predict 3-1 for Alliance. And even that 1 game will be really close.
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Sorry for our hosts. I don't know why are acting like this.
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>>128768883
>this is how yuros actually live
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>>128769147
I genuinely believe the problem with EE is literally anime.
He lives his life like it's some sort of anime fantasy. Just because he's the protagonist of his life, he thinks he will be successful. He doesn't work as hard as he thinks he does. His pool is limited and loses the plot halfway through teamfights.
He is egotistical and I bet he doesn;t listed to his teammates decisions when playing.

Anime, not even once.
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>>128769301
>this americuck delusion
>implying I'm swedish
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Hey guys, morphia66 is fake crying on stream today as she plays! Let's all send her the ol' /d2g/ hug of death and donate to her to cheer her up!
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>>128769482
So true it hurts. How can one man be so autistic
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>>128769465
Can you ask Ineska to suck my dick? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
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>>128769261
EE played fine, it was mostly w33 and misery playing like shit and puppan drafting like an idiot.
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>>128769261
>watch replay of alliance vs secret
>w33 drags venge onto a cliff
>venge just swaps with secret gyro
>tusk has to use all his spells just to get gyro back into the fight they already lost
That was one of the worst plays I have ever seen.
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>>128769480
>amerispics pointing fingers
not enough tacos for you juan?
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reminder that due to the Dota Flynn Effect, everything prior to TI4 is meaningless because everyone was retarded bad subhuman trash shitter at the game
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>>128769562
>EE plays ok once
>people forget about the 7 million times he threw
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What if Alliance actually win? I'm s-scared.
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>>128769346
>>EG continues to roll face

Yes losing against good teams in group stage and then lucking out in the playoffs with washed up chinks and russians
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>>128769530
I'd rather give u a hug cutie (^_^;)
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>>128769482
This is probably a copy pasta, but its true as fuck. He literally got cucked by a cartoon. AND THAT NIGGA HAS A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX? LIKE REALLY? YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE A CARTOON MADE FOR chiNK PERVS? AND YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN EVERYONE? KILL YOURSELF YOU LUCkY NEET FUCK.
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>>128769558
who is ineska
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>>128769605
>yuroslims on maximum damage control
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
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>>128769558
>ineska
she's with matumbaman now, sorry bro.
https://twitter.com/ineskaUA/status/688250834438631424
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>starladder grand finals
>forced to choose between pakistan and sweden
just fuck my shit up
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>it's a your captain drafted DP match
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>>128768914
typical

The redditors are so desperate to white knight someone more pathetic than themselves they're endangering lives. Mine and Slacks too. Suicide rates for white males are no joke. Slacks has all the signs of someone who is incredibly nervous and awkward, someone who probably hates himself and hates his life. And who can blame him. Seems like someone who could kill himself any day now and the world would be shocked it hadn't happened sooner.

Yet somehow, he keeps going, and keeps putting himself in these situations where he has to maintain this facade of the lively, kooky, confidant guy. And he just. doesn't. stop.

When he gets a real job and finds peace in himself, so shall I have peace. The world would be a better place. I hate seeing him in dota events so god damn much.
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>>128769330
>>128769251

Serious question. How don't we have better casters then these two? And what about Winter? What a fucking waste of oxygen

I mean, I liked that South African guy. He seemed ok. Had some top memes in conjunction with Owen Dank Pixel.

>OFFICIAL CASTER TIER LIST
1. Tubby on hype cast
1. ODpixel on hype cast
3. L 'Oy vey Godz ids like anuddah shoah' D
3. Godz on analysis
5.South Africa on analysis
6. Kotlguy
6. Capitalist
.
.
9998. Lumi
9999. Winter
Dogshit: Siractionslacks being involved at all
Dogshit^2: GrandGrant on casting
Dogshit^3: Sheever on casting

Who am I forgetting?
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why is godz such a giant faggot?
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Why are the American teams always so brown and non-white regardless of sport?

How are Americans even able to cheer for racial strangers?
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>>128769330
She is a host, and she is doing a good job.
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>>128769682
>honeypot stages
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>>128769805
winter is good you just can't get over his accent i guess
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>>128769691
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>fnatic in the CS:GO final
>Alliance in the Dota 2 final

The rest of the world was left
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>>128769805
i stopped listening to english casting
knowing slav is good for you in some cases, who knew?
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>>128769805
>Serious question. How don't we have better casters then these two? And what about Winter? What a fucking waste of oxygen

Winter at least has knowledge, which is far more important than some retard that screams and talks about bagels.
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>>128769805
>implying that Synderen isn't best analyst caster
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>basement
sheever knows the dota 2 community
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>>128769067
she is a scene slut I forgot where she started from but she moved onto sc2 and dota.

its only because she's latched onto a successful boyfriend that she hasn't done shit (successful as in keep a sponsored job for a long time)

She has a big history of being a shit person

In the SC2 scene she was trying to be a caster and failed because no one could fucking understand her. She went to cast with tobi (can't recall if this was SC or dota) and proceed to be afk on the phone for the entire cast.

One of the big reasons people hate her is because she was dating a pro SC2 player, broke up with him the same day he was playing and then proceeded, on camera, go on stage and give his opponent a hug to fuck with him.

She ALWAYS starts twitter drama even fucking with shit she has nothing to do with.

There's no reason to like her
>but but shes a mom to dota players
Does it for her benefit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvSn8rLhV24

Honestly watch that video and tell me you don't hate her
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>>128769805
Hypecasters are fucking cancer.
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>>128769907
what part of melting pot dont you get?

>yuros cant into simply logical conclusions
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>>128769530
>>128769530
she looks so fucking cute today
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>>128769805

hype casters are fucking worthless leaches
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>>128769637
I'd say it's the opposite actually, he has a high risk high reward playstyle so his fuckups gets exaggerated but the rewards remain unnoticed. He does not do many "big plays" but his farming efficiency, game awareness and split push abilities are really good.
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>honeypot lan

see you at major lol
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>>128769931
How can someone be this cute?
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>>128769945
>welcoming refugees.webm
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>>128769907
america is a brown country
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Vitalii Volochai @v1lat

So we will have 9 TI champions (and Artour) on stage tomorrow! #sltv #hype #EGvsAlliance
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>>128769530
>watching mophia
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>Muh arbitrarily defined landmass is better than yours!
>Muh arbitrarily defined landmass is better than yours because 5 people from it won at a video game that one time!

Go back to /int/ you fags.
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>>128770038
>melting pot
>every representative is a nigger or asian
?
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>>128769945
>rape capital of the world
>58% male and climbing
>getting fucked by EG tomarrow
Sweden YES!
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>>128769530

Based qt slavs
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>>128769067
she broke up with some SC2 player and went up on stage hand hugged some other sc2 player on the same day, literally broke up with her bf right before he was gonna play a match.. And KEKED him on stage infront of thlusands
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>>128769805

gonna be unpopular, but odpixel is actually retarded, he just shouts and memes, half the thing he says happening are just his imagination (like venge swapping in arteezy, he goes 'ARTOOZY BLINKS BIG BALLS')

I mean once you take away the memes and shouting he is ayesee-level idiot
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>>128770004
so one of the reasons you hate her is because she didn't do well as an sc2 caster?

alright i'm starting to understand

brb while watching that 2 hour youtube video
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>>128770148
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>>128770165
>watching camwhores
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>only the finals left
>we're gonna go back to cs:gay now :^)
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>>128770004
>watching a 2 hour video

No thanks, I'll take your word for it.
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>csgo cucks
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>>128770148
>and Artour
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>>128770165
Why is this bitch so famous
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>>128770094
HAHAHAHAH, I don't know why, this pic is so funny, I can't explain
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>>128769964
Synderyn is acceptable. I would happily put him at 6 for Analysis. I also forgot about merlini, so we'll chuck him in at 9. Solid panelist but no banter.

>>128770074
>>128770006
>not understanding that it's almost entirely the way every single sportsball game is commentated

1. entertaining person mildly related to sport
2. ex-pro and/or former legend and/or knowledgable other

try to prove me wrong - you can't
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>>128770148
Arteezy blown the fuck out
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>>128770074
>>128770006
4chan is completely doomed after all.
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>>128770060
Because she is "cosplaying" (trying to get more views) Karina(the best girl)
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wait Alliance fuckign won over Liquid rofl?
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>>128770148
>(and Artour)
kek
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>>128770239
JUST
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>>128770148
>(and Artour)
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>>128770234

I'm with you bro, his play by play is actually awful, he just can't follow the action like LD or Tobi does, he calls nonexistent plays and doesn't seem to get half the action
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>>128770331
Russian helenalive
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>>128769805
>Serious question. How don't we have better casters then these two?
because of retards like you who think hype casters are good

You got odpixel, gods and kotlguy as good casters, you're a fucking brain dead retard

the other reason is because studios are managed by casters so they keep their shit hype caster friends in the scene

I mean look at how long zyori was at fucking bts
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>>128770331
>sad reddit boys who want cute geek girl xD
She probably already have a black boyfriend.
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https://twitter.com/v1lat/status/688412378241847296
>As far as i know, finals are BO3
wut
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>>128770148
>and Artour
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>>128770238
Kelly is a horrible person that thinks she's more important than she is.
Also as a manager for a team in an organization she basically does nothing but acts like she does.

While you might not hate Kelly, there is no reason to like her.
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>>128770097
post zai
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>>128770234
No, of course he's retarded, he's from the UK

I personally just think he sounds funny, but that's sort of the point. He is quite well spoken though desu

all that fast english babble makes for quite an entertaining fight breakdown imo
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>>128770404
Is team liquid good at anything?
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Why is Alliance so good?

Why is the rest of EU so bad?
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>>128770148
AND BOY
N
D

B
O
Y
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Gonna fucking wreck some swedeshitters.
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>take dire's top t1 along with a phantom assassin
>tp out because i know they're coming
>PA doesn't have a TP scroll and gets killed by a troll coming out of jungle
>get flamed for being a "shit team player"
is he in the right to do this?
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>>128770479
what the fuck
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>>128770532
their starcraft squad was pretty decent

too bad that game is dead
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>>128770535
they trick people into showing up in the same games as s4
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>>128769530
I want to fuck her so hard in doggy i dislocate her fragile shoulder
who shares this feel?
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>>128770535
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>>128770518
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>>128770479
Gotta make time for CS my friend.
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>>128770596
durkas baka
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Thanks for the easy Starladder.
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>>128770668
Me
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>>128770625
They never actually won anything though right?
I used to watch starcraft sometimes and they always disappointed.
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>>128770148
>and artour
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is there somewhere record of Alliance vs Liquid yet ?
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>>128770148
>and artour

What kind of canadian name is Artour anyways? Is it french?
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>>128770867
He's an Uzbek immigrant.
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>bo3 finals
>another full single elim bo3 bracket

lol when did starladder go to fucking shit jesus christ.
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whatever happened to our boy zyori? i don't see him around so much any longer
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>>128770867
he's a muzzie of some sort
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>>128770238
Because she somehow got fucking got a job as a caster at GOM to cast games, who fucking knows how she pulled that off

the only thing I know is that I had to suffer because of it
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>>128770796
Liquid HuK was basically their Arteezy. Mad potential, but he would rather think hes good and meme on twitter and twitch. I still miss HuK though, glory days of Starcraft was fucking awesome.
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>>128770954
>our boy
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>>128770951
JUST
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Joakim Akterhall @FollowAkke
Winning is really nice but seeing all the fans after is the best! Thanks guys
Whats gulag option of Akke ?
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>>128770954
got the boot
BTS got kotlguy and llama instead
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>>128770951
When they took Toby away
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>>128770284
you can watch the first three minutes and get a good sense of what I'm talking about
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>>128770796
taeja used to body westerners and some koreans at third party tournaments.

never did well in a gsl tho.
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>>128770857
Check the tens of thousands of Russian youtube channels that upload vods faster than any of the major studio channels. There is litterally a thousand of them. I like Dota.TV desu
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>>128770954
>our boy

don't you mean.. sniff boy?
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>>128771036
he was our crush till he cried during the first major cast announcement about no girls
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>>128770954
he went to the other jew , aka Sunsfan. No idea why and what is he doing. Also
>our boy
>>
uzbek + paki + designated VS somalians

who will win??
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>>128771036
>Whats gulag option of Akke ?

Underwhelming player but one of the few non-losers IRL amongst pros.
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>>128769673
It's ok m8, even Secret and OG have won
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>>128770796
Westerners couldn't even compete with tier 2 koreans. That game was DOA but it was fun while it lasted
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>>128770461
does black russians exist?
>>
EG is going to beat these swedecucks so hard.
Is it even worth watching tomorrow?
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>>128770954
got kicked and then shit smeared on his face by being invited to mafia
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>>128771212
Mostly females for some reason. Black russian males are quite rare
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>>128770238
she also has a kid or two that she completely abandoned because shes anawful person. i dont mean she gave them up for adoption either
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So gulag , is [A] really back?
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>>128770597
Yes, you should have stayed to help the most important member of your team (the farming hard carry)
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>>128770954
>no hoverhand

Not one of us.
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>eg winning a lan
>suddenly the honeypot lan meme disappears

What a FUCKING EBIN coincidence, right guys?
g-guys?
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What are you guys doing in the downtime that morphia has been afk?
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>>128771331
I think so.
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>alliance is unequivocally the best team in europe right now
explain yourselves, yurokeks
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>>128771367
>500k
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I fell asleep before game 3 of EG vs LGD.

Can I get a summary of it
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>>128771212
Of course not, but handsome traveling dota2 players, there is a lot since Russia is the oficial dota country
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>>128769805
capitalist is #1. He's not shit at the game and he has the radio voice. Also Synderen when he gives up on the "we will be a direct invite to next major" dream
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>>128771331
>>128771367
Yes
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>>128771030
CANCER MY SHIT UP
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>>128771331
only until next patch
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>>128770326
Why is she so perfect?
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>>128771314
Lmao
>>
>>128771443

Sylar picks terrorblade and dies 4 times within 7 minutes.
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>>128771430
>1/6th of a major

how is this NOT a honeypot lan?
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>>128771212
their biggest pornstar is black
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>>128771463
You mean when Synderen ditches jewfan?
That Jew singlehandedly destroyed Synd's career as a caster
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>>128771443
>Game 1
Arteezy goes ham

>Game 2
Maybe & Sylar go ham

>Game 3
Arteezy & Sumail go ham
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>>128771446

how is it possible to look so gross and be so gross at the same time

holy shit
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What happened to the "SWNL" posters and "ee sama" posters? Did they finally realize that secret is trash?
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>>128771409
>explain yourselves, yurokeks

Swedish males live in fear of getting cucked. If they don't perform Muhammed is right around the corner.
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>>128771430
it's 300k mate the 500k is the cs go and dota combined.
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>>128771632
they left when anime was blown the fuck out yesterday
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>>128771520
>>128771621
Alright thanks.
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>>128770479
Liquipedia says bo5
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>>128771632
where do you think all the s4posters came from?
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>>128771663
>1/10th of a major
>not a honeypot

THE GOALPOSTS
THEY ARE MOVING AGAIN
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>sumail and arteezy can never work as a team
Dotards?
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>mfw
>no TI
>no 8k
>not right.
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>>128771632
It's S4WNL now.
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>hey starladder just ended for the day lets see what's going on the TV

ITS JUST AS USUAL AS CUTE AS FUCK NONAME RUSSIAN SLIM GIRL PLAYING TINKER NO LESS AND WRECKING SHIT IN THE 4.6K MMR

>meanwhile sheebur 3k shitstain is an 'e-personality' worshipped by gulagites day and night
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>>128771865
>russian

Dropped.
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>>128771865
>russian
dropped
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>alliance wins starladder
>bombs out of shanghai in 12th place

literally the honyest of honeypot teams.
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>>128771865
actually i'm the only person who ever posts sheever and i'm just doing it to piss you guys off

she literally has no d2g fanbase
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>>128771865

this ruskie shit has really bad skin lmao
get a better waifu you fag
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>>128771932
>>128771967
niggers
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Kelly Milkies wins or Ameriturds shit posting for the next 5 weeks.

Pick your poison d2g.
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>>128771932
>murican
dropped because cant carry too heavy
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>>128771036
mediocre player, and hes also a "male feminist" and sjw. hes cancer just like nahaz.
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>>128772001
>implying I wouldn't fuck that beautiful amazon in a heartbeat
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>>128771865
>russian

picked up
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>>128772001
good goyim
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>>128772103
There's another LAN this month as well
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>>128771865
>capture du
va te pendre, fils de pute
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>>128772001
Why would you do this man?
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>>128772115
>almost covers 1/4th of the screen with herself

Women.
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>>128771036
he does a radio show about dota on swedish national radio, pretty no spergy and cool guy if u ask me
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>>128770004
AND SHE HAS 2 FUCKING KIDS AT HER FUCKING AGE

before she even was with Loda that actually has a stable sponsor.
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>>128768883
WOW with all that gear you must be 5k at least anon
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>>128771036

a literal alpha white male, successful and non-virgin with a gorgeus educated world-travelling gf, hes also liberal as well and understands the necessity of equality, TI winner too


all in all one of the best pro players that ever lived, i mean, when retards like EE exists he got it infinitely betteer
>>
>>128771036

sjw cuck

okay player
>>
WHAT

STREAM

WE

WATCHING
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>>128769963
Winter is probably the best co-caster if you exclude his accent. But because of his damned accent, it is much easier to listen to the likes of Synd.
>>
>tfw new ppd vlog
>it has a cute 5 sec clip of artour just looking at the camera
Damn, I think I like boys
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>>128771036
He's the definition of a "nu-male"
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>>128772435
>>
>tfw no Russian dota gf to skype with
I wish I could stop breathing
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>>128772478

Does that include being a manlet?
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>>128772470
nice projecting, retard
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>>128772467
>"Damn"
>not "thank god what a narrow escape"
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>>128771102
>3 min

Just 45 seconds in and I already want to kill myself, jesus.
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>>128771865
What the fuck is this nigger music.
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>>128772560
I think this kind of shitposting is my favorite
>>
reminder that we are watching cs:go atm
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>>128772575
Replace frites with whatever is convenient for your sensitive anal orifice pretty boy.
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>>128772286
kelly has kids?
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r8/h8

someone do one for secret
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>some taco skin speak gets deleted
>none of the LOOK AT THIS WHORE STEAM gets deleted

JANITOR DO YOUR JOB RIGHT
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>>128772745
ROFL reminder that S4 plays baby shooter casually and is like super sergeant master or whatever its called
>>
reminder that all deleted posts were done by a mod
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>>128772786
yea, no one knows who the dads are either
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>>128772786
how long have you been under a rock
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>>128772809
>universe ps4
That is correct
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>>128772786
No it's her boyfriends' kids not Loda's.
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>>128772478
i thought nu-males were scrawny guys with thick glasses plaid shirts and beards
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>>128772809
>Sumail
>PSVita

What is this chart trying to say exactly? What are these associations based on?
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>>128772356
He funded a fucking IT company with his GF and his friends, he does historical SWEDEN apps, unlike other cucks that go around claiming sweden is all about what immigrants give it.

He is the rare proud Swede.
>>
Is CS:GO Na'vi good Na'vi?
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>>128772809
I dont play childrens games I don't understand this chart
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>>128772809
>Fear
>not a Space Invaders arcade machine from the 80s

it pains me to see opportunity wasted like this
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>>128771036
his girlfriend is a young blonde with a great ass who's obviously into all kinds of kinky shit

that's my opinion of him
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>>128773165
>not asteroids
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>>128772898
>>128772889
>>128772878

Someone show me a link I cant find anything related to Kelly's kids
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>>128772950
popularity/usefulness/public opinion of them
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>>128773174

post dat ass anon
>>
reminder that we are watching csgog and posting there
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>>128773221
FUCK THAT GAME

FUCK IT
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>>128772786

alright, official kelly is a bad person historian here

>has kids from another dude
>is a shit person and a slut
>has attempted suicide multiple times
>was molested by some dude multiple times
>unironically struggles with actual depression and has mental issues
>leaps from successful esports cock to esports cock without hesitation
>looks like a monkey and acts like a monkey
>is a fucking cuck sjw swedeshiter immigrant cucklord sjw cuck shit
>gets involved with shit that has nothing to do with her and causes trouble
>has adopted the passive aggressive swede sjw cuck attitude
>various sc2 scandals that i don't remember

thats just off the top of my head, i cba to find the juicy stuff - also the depression, suicide attempts, and molestation/rape shit is directly from her (leddit post), not made up
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>>128773314
kelly's son in law is singsing
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>>128773384
>no mention of ruining the summit allstar game
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>>128773019

He does think that Sweden is all about what immigrants give it, he is a liberal feminist.

You make it sound like he's Trump or something, but really even his height is underwhelming.
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>>128773019
>muh akkelet
??????????????????????????????????

bulldog is the only good swede
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>>128773174
akke's gf's ass is dota related. post it
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>dota 2 esports won't be relevant by the end of the year and it will be 100% the communties fault

has this ever happened before? usually it's due to the dev or shady team owners / tournament organisers.
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>>128773618
https://bummipower.wordpress.com/

Akke's gf blog.
>>
neck yourselves lads
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>>128773314
her kids name is togepi or some shit, I don't know if she has two kids just the one I'm sure about

heck I don't even think she takes care of that one probably leaves it with her mom the most of the time
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>>128773326

How is Sumail PSVita then rofl

He should be PS4 at least.
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>>128773760
Why mah man?
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>>128773853
only reason to like him is because of the novelty, like a vita. hes a good player sure but his spice has died out, like a vita.
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>>128773760
i have a girlfriend and i dont play dota why would i off myself
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>>128772393
Uhhh, a major tournament is going on Anon.

With our guy BreakCPK casting

http://www.twitch tv/honcast
>>
Did Cyborgmatt kill himself? Haven't seen the lard in quite some time lads.
>>
>>128773732
Louise is my name, although almost everyone call me Bummi. I was born in May ’87 near Gothenburg but I’ve also lived in Skövde for three years studying game development (programming). In Spring 2012 I took my Bachelor of Science with a major in Computer Science there and moved back to my roots to continue studying Japanese


FUCKING NERD!!!


Well, at least it's not gender studies.
>>
>>128773384
just looked it up, pretty sure she deleted like half her reddit comments

can't find the suicide post

IIRC she used to attempt suicide every month for two years and failed each time
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>>128772809
Zai should be a Teremin, BECAUSE HIS FUCKING MUSICAL TASTES THAT CONSISTS IN CONSTRUCTION NOISES AND GOOGLE TRANSLATOR MECHANICAL VOICES
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>>128774053
Name a mid player better than sumail my guy.
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>>128774158
Busy doing something behind the scenes
>>
So dotards, how do we fix Secret and Liquid?
>>
>>128774282
Getting butt punished by their Turkish sugar daddy?
>>
>dominating as puck sub-10 minutes into game
>someone abandons
>"Game will not count"

REEEE
>>
>>128774143
As if anyone with a respectable gf would be allowed to sniff around filthy cesspools such as d2g

I bet your bull's dick isn't even 8+ inches
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>>128774393
Remove EE from secret
Add EE to liquid
>>
https://twitter.com/Bummilummi/status/671449980817809408


AKKE'S GF IS BETTER THAN MOST PLAYERS ON /d2g/
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>>128774463
shes trans probably not respectable
>>
>>128769007
>>128769007

this is true autism
>>
>>128774275
Me
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>>128774519
>https://twitter.com/Bummilummi/status/671449980817809408

lmao who cares post her ass
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>>128774393
Kick kky and puppey.
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>>128774519
>going up and down hundreds of MMR each game

SeemsGood
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>>128774519
Hint: She stacks.
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>biggest lan outside of the majors / ti
>getting fucking blitzed by cs go and lol

TIME TO JUMP SHIP LADS
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Wich one of you did this?
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>>128774645
Party and solo MMR are usually different.
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>>128774673
CS:GO cucks dota regularly, why do people think this isnt normal?
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>>128774393
Remove feed_control from Liquid
Remove misery and slap w33 into shape

>>128774472
Matu is the best player in Liquid right now, so can't replace him
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>>128774770
Fluff no!
>>
>>128774770
What website is this?
>>
Clinton Loomis
@FearDotA
They want me to lose, but I gotta win...

Holy shit. It's confirmed, EG got a throw order. Will Fear pull a Mason and ignore it?
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>>128774926
Digg
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>>128774393
both need to change their offlaner
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>>128774942
Assassinated by the russian mafia when they lose millions
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>>128774660
3.7k solo mmr is still better than yours.
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>>128774942
EG IGNORING THE THROW ORDER
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>>128774393
>Secret
Kick W33/Misery maybe Envy if he continues to suck.
>Liquid
Kick Mind Control and that's it. Jerax seems to have a pretty low hero pool though but I haven't watched many Liquid games.
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>>128775087
i'd expect most people here to be atleast 4k, it doesn't really take much
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>>128775087
Are you hiroshito ?
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>>128774832

Envy could replace mind_control, after all right-clicking cores are viable offlaners now :^)
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>>128774770
CSGO transitioning to real life shooter
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>>128775162
>i'd expect most people here to be atleast 4k
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>south american animals on your team
>they pick hard carry offlane, hard carry jungle, hard carry mid
how do you salvage this draft?
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>>128774571
She's a conservative woman, she doesn't have ass pics.

>>128775162
>most people in an chinese cartoons image board having 4k
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REMINDER THAT ALLIANCE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PLAY LGD WHO THEY WOULD HAVE LOST TO

RIGGED TOURNEYS ARE THE WORST
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>>128775365
>[A] beat LGD in groups and WCA
why would they lose
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>>128775365
they did play LGD
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>>128775141
I loved this meme.
Why did it have to die?
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>>128775162
>i'd expect most people here to be atleast 4k
top kek
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>>128775258
Pick omniknight and build ring of abandon
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>>128775436
>>128775434
>group stages matter
>gamse on other patches matter
wew lads this memeing
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>>128775258
Pick something to handle early game, if goes long enough you win.
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>>128775291
More like she's a taken woman. Dropped.
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Secret will never lose desu with Zai
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>>128775291
if shes conservative, that means shes more masculine and right wing than akke, who is a confirmed sjw male feminist faggot
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>>128775436
NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS

ALLIANCE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THEM IN A LOWER BRACKET LIKE A PROPER TOURNAMENT
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>>128775576
Taken swede woman are usually out posting asses to attract bulls.
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>>128775223
>>128775457
surely anyone who has a normal functioning brain can hit 4k assuming they actively play the game?

i'm trash at this game and often lose track of my hero in teamfights and forget to use my items and shit and i'm 4.5k
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>spirit break can now charge to allied units and structures

there fixed
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>>128775806
Only poor women fuck poor niggers. You drank too much of the /pol/ koolaid m8
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>>128775873
Is she 7'5 or something?
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>>128775489
like what?
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>>128775870
>expecting /d2g/ to play the game
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>>128775873
I really really really like this image.
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>>128775732
>muh second chances
lowerbracket is a shit system
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>>128775873
Best girl
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>>128776063

>muh lucky single elimination gamble wins
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>>128775984
188cm / 6'2" freedom units
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>>128775873
BLACKED

when?
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Why would siezed do that when 4 players dropped?
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>>128776119
what is it about dota and ridiculously unattractive women?
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5-10
can navi do this?
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>>128775984
Dunno, but she is taller than my tallest friend
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What would it take to make Skywrath good again?
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How huge will the shitposting be if Alliance win tomorrow?
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>>128776424
sure if they dont fuckup the antieco
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>>128776293
its not easy for them to pretend theyre good at the game to get the pussy pass from everyone and from every company, so none of the attractive ones who get a free ride through life have the patience to continue when they can just go somewhere else for an easy pussy pass.
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name a more over rated team than secret
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>>128776475
A date with shendelzare uguu~
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>>128776475
remove glimmer cape
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left: high test cs:go breh
right: low test mobabb virgin
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Hi /d2g/, why haven't you hoped on the abbadon meme yet?
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>>128776424
maps on CS are very position based, they have a good chance
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>>128776585
yep, the competition is so much lower here

i mean look at the streamers too, ugly hags like kittyplays have somehow become succesful in something that usually requires good looks
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>>128776119
>buldog's face
someone get this monkey outta here before I trash her and her husband
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>there are people who believe loda is the carry and not bulldog

wew lad
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okay nv force buy lets go
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>>128776610
That's gotta be the most bullyable face I've ever seen
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I'm high 3k and I've concluded that I am just bad at mid and carry positions. I'm a much better support player and I'm good at offlane. Should I bother trying to learn how to carry or mid, or is it good enough to play my roles of support and offlane well?
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>15 hours between matches
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>>128776738

>there are people who believe that anyone on alliance is the carry and not icefrog buffing their meme heroes

alliance literally had to wait 2+ years for the game to shift back to a patch they can play on
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>>128776813
If you like playing those positions, yes.
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>>128776813
considering there will almost always be some autist in your team that insists on picking carry or mid you should be fine
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>>128771632

I'm in that picture lmao
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Is wisp good anymore? Do pro teams pick it?
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what the fuck is RareParrot and RareDan?
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>>128777152
it was always first round pick
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>>128776573
No more than normal, this place is already festering with euro trash so honestly it'll look exactly the same.

>tfw eurogees ironically chant USA USA when EG wins so they don't get outed as the scum they are
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CS:GO does feel more like a real sport, by which I mean the commentators are literally just filling space and finding different ways to say the same things. With dota every game is unique so the casters actually have to anticipate 20 minutes ahead.
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when will the eurocucks be relevant again /d2g/?
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>>128777689
When Alliance will destroy EG.
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Why are there no hostage maps in competitive CS?
Who wants to watch bomb matches over and over again
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>>128777686
>every game is unique so the casters actually have to anticipate 20 minutes ahead
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>>128775146

He plays good enough WD/Dazzle/Wyvern.

Kuroky will only draft him ES and Tusk (in that order) if they are available though and this can be abused by a better drafter since ES is weak laner.
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>>128777686
Have you ever watched real sports? NFL commentators are always trying to predict what will happen while dumping meaningless stats. That was an awful comparison, apply yourself next time or don't say anything at all.
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>>128777910
>NFL
>real sports
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what the fuck am I supposed to do when my support is being a cancerous piece of shit and competing for last hits with me?

battlefury complete at 25 mins and we lost because the retard made sure I wasn't getting any last hits and went 1-7 anyway.

this is 1.9k mmr, it's ridiculous. I reported him but it probably won't do anything. Gonna go back to league of legends.
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>>128778079
I used the easiest reference I could. It honestly applies to almost every physical sport, even fruity ass kick ball.
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>>128773732
>https://bummipower.wordpress.com/

where's the ass
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>final at 11 am

What the fuck russia. Who is going to watch that?
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>>128778135
People do the same shit in League. The only difference is they'll flame you for not pushing since they saw it in an epic stream.

At least Dotatards are dumb by themselves, not brainwashed by other dumb dumbs.
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Teams should boycott these shitty ass tournaments that have best of 3 grand finals
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>>128777910

>Have you ever watched real sports?
>NFL

ayy lmao
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>>128778315
3 am for me, but I don't have a life so I'll watch.
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>>128778334
its easier to last hit in league at least, and I'm plat in that game so there's less idiots that actually do this.
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>>128778423
Is it really bo3 though?
Both arteezy and cuckda said in their interviews that they look forward to the bo5?
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>>128778079
>>128778449
xd
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>>128778204
okay I'll stop shitposting and continue

casters will pretend ANY shit they have to say is important because being authoritative is what commentary is about.

it's bullshit though. sports aren't that complicated or normies wouldn't be able to follow them. dota is legitimately more complicated than any of them, so even good commentary always sounds overweaningly nerdy. hence CS:GO sounds more like a real sport commentary.

haven't ever watched NFL because britbong, but soccer commentary, even analysis, is based on making simple observations in a way that sounds knowledgeable. there isn't enough going on. real sports rely entirely on the audience being heavily emotionally invested.
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>>128776648
>Enemy offlaner picks solo Abaddon
>Minor nuisance in laning stage
>Completely worthless the rest of the game
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>it's 2016 and teams still allow this to happen

what went wrong
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>>128778538
>it's easier to last hit in league
I don't see how this is supposed to be a good thing when it's not like Dota makes it devilishly impossible either
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>>128778315
Gotta get it over with early so you can get the main event, CS:GO, in prime time
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>>128778713

Yeah, not banning the bat was a major fuckup.
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>>128778135
suck it up and go mid, probably with any hero you want as you're 1.9k. everyone accepts pubs are cancerous. just mute everyone and ignore anyone else who tries to go mid.
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what do you do when you're facing a godly timber player
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>>128778567 https://mobile.twitter.com/v1lat/status/688424776562532352
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Daily reminder that NA>EU
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>>128778741
Is slavladder a major in CSGO? it used to be back in the day?
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>>128778624
Ya I can see that. CSGO is pretty basic game, shoot guy, guy dead. I know there is more to it with flankings and routes and shit, but it basically boils down to who is better and shooting the other guy. DotA, without ANY prior knowledge, is a foriegn fucking language. If you know the language though, its fucking beautiful m8. I don't even play the game anymore, but I'll watch tournaments until the train stops. Sorry to lash out at ya lad, your first post was poorly worded. And hey, I don't like the NFL either, but its the only thing on today in 'Murica.
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Half of the crowd left stadium, and u saying russians betray dotka and only going to stadium cause of cs. ITS 99% dotka and 1other here
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>>128778741
>CS keeps bullying and shit talking dotards
>bigger and better tournaments every year for CS
>Dotards keep taking it with a smile
The Bull and the Cuck know your place Dotards you're irrelevant
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>>128779480
We know. Now stop bully. We have anime.
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>>128778980
Tp out
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>>128776028
Invoker, slark, some early to mid game who can get some return kills
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>>128779612

me on the left
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>>128779612
They call it "faggots"
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>>128779612
LOL
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>>128779093
dno about past but this starladder ain't a valve major
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>>128779346
I think there's also a curfew law in Belarus forcing some of the younger audience to leave if the matched go late.
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>>128779612
damn csgofags are hot
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>>128768786
>Initiate with blademail and 4 siphons while team kills everyone
Gee Anon. Why would be pick Krobaelus
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this game is so fucking dead

only shanghai can save it
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>>128780031
this is what happens when alliance win
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what is synderen playing?
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>>128779950

and ur gay
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>>128780329
damn I never knew
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What's the best looking HUD?
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>>128780628
No name yet?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz_buKMvCNA

you will never hear this again, what went wrong
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>>128780636
default

mana pool
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>>128780805
yeah "my waifu" stay away
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>>128780813
>again
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>tfw when you break someone win streak

sorry bud
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Why is there no developer commentary in Dota 2?
Even TF2 has that.
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>>128781090
Because Valve is a bunch of autists who don't like communication.
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>>128780885
sorry
I didn't mean to trigger you autism
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>>128778627
pick dual hard lane abbadon babysitting some trash hero like jugger or slark an there u have it, an unkillable retard that dives under the tower min 5 and gets away with it, if u have a slight idea on how not to fuck up with this hero, it forgives mistakes like no other, yours and your team mates mistakes.
Abbadon solo off is quite underwhelming, i can't deny that, but if u manage to get some farm and levels is what you can achieve the rest of the game, not in the laning stage what makes you OP
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