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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
last: >>128728259
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where can i watch the Cuckliance vs EG game from yesterday ?
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>15 memes early
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I-It's ok when RTZ and the rest of EG does adderall every game, r-right?

USA!
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why is there a 3 hour break
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>China
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>>128746071
It is a Bo3. RTZ is mistaken.
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>>128745979
AHEGAO FACES

brb fapping
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>>128745979
Hello i would like source on this image you posted
I have my nipple ticket, and so you are obligated to provide the nudity I am requesting
Thank you
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>>128746156
>ppd pulling his hair everytime he draft

He won't live a long life
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N A N K I N G
A
N A N K I N G
K
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N A N K I N G
G
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>>128746056
see thats fine to change, i know these guys dont wanna give their starts away on the camera perhaps maybe the interviewers need to
learn a little more before they are back with a mic again

>>128746047
>>128746036
>>128746006

its questions like these that make people like siractionslacks exist
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>>128746163
because this tournament is garbage
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>>128746156
wonder how mason feels now
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what was the reason for sylar going offlane?
why didn't he just jungle?

Why did they have a trilane top when they didn't even farm there?
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>>128746234
>its questions like these that make people like siractionslacks exist
?
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Power Nap Time!
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>>128746261
>in a dumpster tier team with Ritsu
>dumpstered by complexity with three swedish rejects
>dumpstered by Sunsfan

You shouldn't wonder.
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>>128746352
Post tummy qtie!
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>>128746298
when people aggressive trilane i'm sure if they don't see u in lane they will send two supports to fuck your shit up in jungle.
sylar came back very well actually they just didn't really have the tools to deal with EG after that start imo.
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>>128746298
>goes safelane
>get's all his STR melted and has 185 HP and dies
>goes offlane to escape Dirge
>gets outplayed by U-God
>this kills the chink
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>>128746273

What the fuck are you smoking?
baths are for washing yourself you fucking radical chic hippie
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>Starladder give us CS;GO during break again

I don't know why CS;GO need casters, they are talking nonsense unrelated to the game 90% of the time anyway. But they sure need a good observer though.
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>>128746163
vodka ran out
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>>128746352
kill yourself
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>>128746352
rawr!
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>>128746396
How are you going to wash yourself with stale dirty water?
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>>128746473
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54700921
I'm not going to make an account to fap. Post it here.
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>>128746163
To make the CS:GO audience stay and watch Dota and vice-versa.
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>>128746523
That's what Europoors did until 20th century.
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>>128746523
there is a chemical called "soap" which causes dirt to become soluble in water, meaning that when you get out of the bath and dry yourself the dirt doesn't stay on you.
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>>128746529
its not that good
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>>128746591
And what did you do? Purify yourself in the water of Lake Minnetonka?
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>>128746662
Actually it binds the dirt atoms to its own soap atoms, it doesnt become soluble
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Just look at how japan does it
They wash themselves and after that they go into the bath
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>>128746040
pls answer
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>>128746797
What bothers me in that Japanese bath culture is how they share the bath water with other people.
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>Clicks ranked match
>Chooses a mode
>A window appears

"Select your role"
[ ]Support [ ]Core

>now mm will match 2/3 sup and 3/2 cores every matchmaking

dotards?
>btw its better to have a friend and play party mm than this lonely nerd shit but feel free to reply
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>go into the bath without showering first
>sitting in your own piss, shit, sweat and all the other stuff
holy shit europe is disgusting
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>>128746808
Do you not know how twitch vods work?
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>>128746864
Yeah I don't get it, my bum is always clean!
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When is Valve gonna add a Dungeon Finder type option to ranked?
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>>128746863
>matchmaking time: 50 minutes
>cores will be fighting who goes where
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Nothing feels better than pissing in the shower
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>>128746473
>link to image on an imageboard
fucking really?
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>>128746910
when the you can only win if you go mid/carry meme dies
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>>128746970
Masturbating in the shower.
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>>128746864
>going into shower without going to sauna
fucking third wolders baka desu senpai
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>>128747013
Janny will ban me
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>>128746848
why does seeing a genital of the same gender bother you?
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>>128747031
How do you fap without watching any porn
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>>128747041
>not having dynamic IP
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>>128746848

They cleaned themselves before going to bath as previous post stated. Why does it bother you?
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when will people realise that support kunkka is the new meme for the 4 position
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>>128747219

Kunkka has been OP so many patches ago. Pro will refuse to use him until he is buffed into a monsters, just like all the Alliance heroes this patch.
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>>128747123
>be subvocalizer
>cant into imagination

AHAHAH
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>they want me to stay awake until 8am
The fuck do they think I am, diurnal?
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>>128747057
>>128747154
>wanting to see dicks
not feeling this meme desu
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>>128747140
>tfw no nation in the sweetspot of technological ignorance where there's amazing bandwidth and they still use dynamips without being some other variation of 3rd-world hell as well
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thorin likes to move his hands around a lot. now if only he would start saying uhhhhhmaa uhhhnnnaaaa ummmmmmmmmmmha
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>>128747374
>what is America
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>>128747334

>had an aversion to dick

Why don't you cut off your own dick? People are relaxing in bath, not thinking about dicks everytime like you.
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>>128747334
I've got a meme you need to feel anon.
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>>128746808
based retard anon
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>>128747396
>American internet
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>>128747334
>being insecure so much because of small dick

why dont you fucking killyourself manlet
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>bsj streams during starladder games
>stops streaming after
autism
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>>128746910
supports get instaq and extra hats 4Head
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>commentators riding chinese clitdicks

sylar didn't play well with the morph, they just got carried by the draft

any draft that has no mobility like EG's game 2 draft is autolose
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>>128747334
There is nothing wrong to seeing and watching dicks.
If only it only makes you more straight, because you compare your manliness with others and know what the competition is offering.
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how do we fix china boys?
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>>128747703
ww3
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>>128747334
>not wanting to show superiority through your massive dick and be the alpha

LMAO WHAT A FUCKING BETA
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>>128747374

Russia is not a third world hell. It has the dynamic ip, super fast + cheap internet compare to the rest of Europe. The only downside is your internet is being watched. But you are being watched anyway in any developed country.
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>>128747757
KEK
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>>128747585
TA was the only good performance that game.
Main reason for the result of that game was the useless Enigma.
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>>128747510
>tfw the only thing keeping my 5' 5 ass alive is that one day I might pleasure a girl with my bbc
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>>128747820
piss off barbosa
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>>128746863
>russians pick support as an option for faster queues
>they firstpick am and take farm
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boom headshot!
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Hue's are worldclass in CS:Go? Shit game
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>>128746863

>Forcing meta
>Think it is a good idea

You are qualified to work for Riot.
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>>128746863
2nd and 3rd worlders can't even stick to their own regions and languages, what makes you think they would stick to the roles they pick?
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>>128747773
>getting hard from your proximity to naked men
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>>128746863
>lonely nerd shit
What?
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>>128748354
>forcing meta

2 support and 3 core has been the standard in competitive for years and years. You can basically count on one hand the times pro teams strayed from this.

In pubs people don't pick 4 cores because it's good, but because they're selfish.
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>>128746863
>select support
>play like a core any way
What now?
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>sweden getting rekt by brs

LOL
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Why isn't there at least a one popular streamer taking advantage of this 3 hour downtime between starladder games?
Literally free money to be earned.
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>5 hours until this shooting shit ends
>we still have to wait an hour or so after shootan ends
fuck russian LANs honestly F A M
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>>128748467

>Pro
>Pub

You pointed out the difference yourself. It is not too bad to have 4 cores in your team. I have played numerous games where I won with 4 cores in my team. I have even won a few games with 5 cores in the team. Before you said anything, it was in 4k+ bracket. Pro and pubs have different meta which is why the mother fucking frog didn't nerf abbadon and omni when they are stupidly OP in pubs for so many patches already.
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>>128748650
wat
this is going to take 5 hours?
fuck this, i'm going to sleep
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>>128748739
>You pointed out the difference yourself. It is not too bad to have 4 cores in your team.

Yes it is, unless you 100% know the enemy team will not punish you for it, which you never do.

You take a gamble on the enemy being more retarded than you are.
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>>128748739
>Meanwhile at LeL
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>game is live they said
>check the stream they said
>it's a fucking allahu ackbar shooting simulator

The fuck is this dotards?
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>>128748895
what am I looking at?
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>>128748963
a WC3 screenshot of the golden age of Chinese doto
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>Commentate jack shit about the game

Just cut out the commentators for CS GO and put on some intense music instead. Save money.
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>>128746863
>select support
>get 3 'cores' who all want to firstpick invoker mid
>whoever goes to the offlane has a 50% chance to feed and a 30% chance to ping the enemy carry and spam 'wtf hes freefarming!!' in the laning stage
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>>128748835
yesterday the csgo game went on for like 3-4 hours and we still had to wait an hour after the game ended.
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>>128748895
>50 minutes
>5 kills

is that a joke?
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>>128749091
and that was only 2 maps since it was a stomp.
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>>128749014
I actually believed you for a second.
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>>128749105
nope

league is all about farming and two or three team fights.

you should see the item builds for the majority of the heroes, it's practically the same for everyone.
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>>128748882

The enemy team probably have 4 cores themselves most of the time so it is actually not a gamble.
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>>128748895
That's the pacing for pro games in lel right, there is no way a pub can have 5 kills at 48 minutes?
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>>128745979
You know guys, we are not running out of space or anything, the previous spacing was just fine.
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>>128749223

Then why people watch that shit though? League stream constantly have more viewers than Dota.
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>>128746863
you cant even greentext properly

fuck off and kill yourself you lonely nerd shit
no one likes you even your mom
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>>128749270
???
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>>128749304
bots
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>it's another Secret crumble while EG stay strong episode
where have I seen this before? honestly just kill me already
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>>128749228
>The enemy team probably have 4 cores themselves most of the time so it is actually not a gamble.

So why don't you punish them instead and make the game an easy win?
No, naturally you take every chance you get to be retarded.
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>>128749223
>tfw enjoy farming and hate team fights

I-is league for me
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>>128749379

>Thinking 3 cores 2 supports is insta win against 4 cores line up in pubs

You better play more games and watch less competitives.
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>>128748963
shitty graphics
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>>128748895
My only real issue with LoL is the paymodel. Otherwise it could've been a perfectly servicable more casual game to play.
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>>128749346
>bots

Yeah right. They would've been banned eons ago.
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>>128749447
Again you come with the assumption of retardation.

If that is the kind of logic you go by then I'm support you're an avid supporter of carry right click CM.
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>>128749383
Just play against bots.
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>>128749367
if you seriously believed puppey could carry those shitters past the honeymoon phase you only have yourself to blame
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>>128749462
I agree. I think I would have fun in league if all the heroes were available. I don't want to pay for new heroes or spend ages saving up for one. It's the biggest turn off ever.
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>>128749521
check out the viewer list of most popular league stream on twitch.
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>>128749223
>hanging out with out of state friend
>he's playing league
>play my first ever league game
>all the items he tells me to buy are just stat upgrades
>just attack people until they die
Fuck how does this game even exist?
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>sjokz will never be our host
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>>128749462
HotS is far better at being a casual game. It has the same shitty paymodel though.
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>>128749774
>badSheever
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>>128749383
Casual games are far more active than pro games in LoL. LoL pros play nearly perfectly, they have Koreans who practice an absurd amount per day.
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my predictions for starladder. Overall I don't think this tournament really matters at all since the two best teams (OG and Secret) didn't attend this or WCA, the only 6.86 LANs.
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>>128749551

>come with the assumption of retardation.

No it isn't. Seriously you have to play more games to understand it. Let me explain here.

The win condition of 4 cores vs 3 cores is to drag it to late game. Everyone plays the game know it. Sure the 3 cores line up can punish 4 cores early game. But it is not enough. If you don't take their rax quick enough, with the nature of memeback and core's gold to item efficiency, you will have a hard time dealing with them the later the game goes on.


I hope you play a game or two right now while waiting for Alliance vs Liquid.
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>>128749917

>Liquid 2-1ing EG
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a reminder than you should not go jungle unless you are the following...

>a pro lifestealer
>Lycan
>Lc
>Nature's prophet
>Doom

thank you
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>>128749787
>HotS is far better at being a casual game.

It's also incredibly boring and repetitive.
There are neither skill or item builds in that game, just one flat build so every single time you play a hero in that game it's precisely the same.
Also it's more of a PvE game with some PvP, which makes it even worse.

It's a shame Infinite Crisis is dead, since it was basically "LoL" with no hero grind and some interesting twists.
I enjoyed my time with that game.
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>>128749774
>tfw no snapshat ghost plushie
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Just sold my account senpaitachi, feels good making shekels out of dota
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>>128749917

Is this a meme

Can any one confirm
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>>128749660

Just took a screenshot from highest view league game. It looks pretty normal names to me. I've seen more bot-like names before.
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>>128750028
>not abusing dire jungle on every hero
pleb desu
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>>128750025
>replying to obvious bait
Hint: Secret did attend Starladder
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>>128750083
>0o0ali0o0
>0o0k0o0

must be siblings huh
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>>128749957
>Seriously you have to play more games to understand it.
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>>128750083
they put the bottish names in the middle now instead of top or bottom of the namelist
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>>128750028
lmfoa litteraly every hero you listed is born to lane and if junglin will just drag the whole team to a certain loss
only heroes allowed to jungle are enigma ench chen and axe
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>>128750152
>>128750137

Twitch bans viewbotters.
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>tfw would have won TI by now without teammates holding me back
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>>128750218
yeah sure rtz
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>>128749912
are you fucking blind?
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>>128750218
Why does bulldog surround himself with girls and why has he been rewarded for it by winning starladder?
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>>128750146

Well, I don't know then. Maybe you should communicate more with your teammates about the picks? With decent mmr people are likely to listen to reason, at least in Europe and Russia.
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why is chinese dota dead?
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>>128750205
They don't.
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nth for the worst farming carry in the game
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>>128750275
The entire problem with a 4 core lineup is that "dragging it to the late game" is precisely the problem.
You lose the early game too easily and that can spiral out of control easily into a midgame win for the enemy and there's fuck all you can do about it with 4 underfarmed cores and a neutered support.

It entirely relies on your allies ability to be good in lane, have good awareness and actually support eachother, which is beyond rare (especially when we're talking players that would willingly draft a 4 core lineup).
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>>128750276
Too much money. Their salaries are obscenely high, thus no need to actually practice and win tourneys.
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>>128750276
They are all rich

Losing or winning is just a pride thing now
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>Mushit losing to hues

SWEDEN IN FLAMES
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>>128750028
>icantplaychen.webm
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>>128750428

Well speaking from my experience I always play solo offlane. Usually I won the offlane and when we got a jungler it usually doesn't make my safelane weak since they often are commiting 2 supports babysitting their carries. We just outgreed them and take raxes and won. Most of the game I lost are the game where I lost the offlane and their support are free to roam, or they have a 4 core line up too.
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>>128750370
>have mana-giving support
>have superdeadly carry that stuns for 40 years

>be picking CK on your own like the saddest virgin
>have to build for mana and fail to come online as carry (or have no mana)
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>>128749913
Why isn't this the case for Dota? RNG?
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How do I deal against enemies with BKB as earthshaker?
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>>128750731
Winning the solo offlane should realistically never happen. If it does then it's rare and the opponents are shit.
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>>128750926

I always won. You just have to know what hero to spam in current patch.
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>>128750840
You aren't doing the exact same thing as your opponent and trying to do it better in Dota.
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>make a smurf
>in the most potato bracket in the world
>game is actually fun
>don't actually want to climb up
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>>128750258
for some reason that pic makes me very sad
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>>128751025
>this delusion
you should be 8k mmr
>>
WHY DOES
EVERY
GAME

HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING USELESS SPECTRE PICKER WHO FUCKS THE ENTIRE MID GAME BY BEING A USELESS FUCK, AND ONLY OCCASIONALLY WINS WHEN THE OTHER TEAM THROWS AWAY THEIR 30K GOLD LEAD FROM GETTING TO PLAY AGAINST SPECTRE.

EVERY GAME

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE ENJOY PLAYING THIS GARBAGE BORING HERO?

YOU LITERALLY RUN AROUND BEING USELESS FOR 30 MINUTES AND WATCH YOUR TEAM SUFFER UNTIL YOU CAN MAYBE DO SOMETHING IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY LOST 2 SETS OF BARRACKS BY THEN
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>>128751025
Even if you're doing ok in the offlane you can't do shit if your mid and safelane gets fucked and the jungler won't be useful for a long time.

It's too much of a risk.
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>>128751065

I'll show you what I spammed last patch.
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>>128751085
Feels badman
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>>128751085
Carries should not be allowed.
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>>128751085
I just had a massively useless spectre that was also supremely retarded.

I mean she stayed farming mid in the mid-late game when the entire team told her to get back because the enemy was coming.
She stayed, died, had no buyback and we lost an entire lane of racks and then the ancient.
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>>128751085
they want to be 8k like badman but fail to realize that he does it by being super aggressive from level 6 on with ult and buying cheap items to make her stronk in early/mid game like urn drums aquila.
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>>128751148
Post your last match page instead m8
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>>128751148
How's 2k bud
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>>128751110

Doing good in offlane generally means that their supports have to be busy in their safelane so your other lanes are not in danger of feeding unless they are stupid.
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What heroes with aether lens

I just played a match of timber with it, it was pretty fun.
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>>128751148
>spamming shitty riki offlane

So normal matchmaking.
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>>128751179
There are plenty of fucking carries in this game that can actually DO something

namely all the fucking GOOD ONES.
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>>128751085
Riot has fixed that by enforcing a good team composition in ranked.

Why can't Valve do the same?
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>>128751274
me
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is csgo over yet?
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>>128751267
>Doing good in offlane generally means that their supports have to be busy in their safelane so your other lanes are not in danger of feeding unless they are stupid.

Which is something Riki was incapable of doing.
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>>128751282
Dota doesn't have a strict meta like LoL does. LoL literally has a bruiser top, jungler, caster mid, carry and support bot. Every single game. Wouldn't work in Dota.
>>
>you gonna smoke with me, right d2g?
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>>128751236

Nope. Gotta spam that shit and don't want people to find out who that OP hero is.

>>128751239

Very High Skill apparently is 2k. Ok m8.
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>>128751282
>fixed roles
>fixed lanes
>fixed builds

why do people even play that trashcan game? not even joking, why do people play? is it the same reason for people playing those korean MMOs where you do the same exact shit over and over a trillion times like a robot?
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>>128751085
Well they obviously didnt buy urn.
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>>128751085
I had a Spectre against me which we REKT, he was literally level 8 while everyone else was at least level 11(including supports).

At 30 min he had only diffusial blade and boots.


We still lost because my team found it funny and lewd to solo dive them under fountain 5 times in a row while we didnt even had taken them rax.

We lost xd
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>>128751085
>whaaaa why do people pick this close to 60% winrate hero in every bracket
spectre is based as fuck gtfo
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>>128751385
>>you gonna smoke with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4F5XDHH6U
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>>128750858
you fissure to split fights and drop echo after bkb
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>>128750858
u w8 for it to run out
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>>128751387
I think Very High skill means you're slightly above 3k. Good job.
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>>128751385
!ping !ping !ping !ping !ping
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>>128751602
VHS is 3.7k mmr.
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>>128750254
you are
badSheever has man tier shoulders
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>>128751343

You are surprise how many supports wanna rape your ass in offlane because "Riki is easy kill" without taking into account his regen. It result in them wasting their time and detection on you while you can safely go back to regen. But they are right to spent zoning Riki out otherwise their carry is about to get raped when Riki reached level 6.

Sadly current Riki cannnot do that. If the regen stays Riki would be so OP and I would've still pick him.

>>128751282

>Wanting to turn Dota into LoL with stale meta

Bashing jungle LC is the first step, suggesting roles before entering a match is second, what's next, Riot shills?
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>>128751685
>jungle lc is good meme
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>>128751385

nah man i don't smoke weed. i smoke clowns like you on the bball court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSjfQhjFGa8
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>>128751738

Jungle LC is situational. Bashing it mindlessly is forcing a meta.
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>>128751685
>Bashing jungle LC is the first step

This meme that jungle LC is good got old years ago.
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>>128751845
>situational

wanna go compare the win rates of LC
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>>128751845
>Bashing it mindlessly is forcing a meta.

Epic.
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>lost one game horribly
>next one just a stomp fest
forced 50 doesn't exist guys!
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>>128751845
being situational is no excuse for being suboptimal
clinkz offlane is situational but god damn there's no way he can deal with a trilane will kill potential since he needs fire arrows to trade with supports but also invis + boots to not feed, but anyone above 4 k should be able to keep the lane in place long enough for the carry to be 2-3 levels ahead of the clinkz.
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>another fucking game of cs:go

this format is the worst
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>>128752216
The worst thing is you pick a hard carry and your team wins the game before you do anything. It feels like a hollow victory.
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>>128752326
Dont worry, just another two hours to go!
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>>128752384
for one series.
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>>128752354
not as bad as picking a support and losing helplessly lategame because your carry sucks and you can't do anything about it
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>>128752302

Claiming LC jungle is suboptimal is not the problem, and is welcome because it is an opinion.

However, wasting your team's resources in game (obs and sentries) to deny a jungling LC, bragged about is cancerous and unhelpful. Somehow people think it is good and should be encouraged.
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>when you realise tobi hasn't casted a relevant match in 6 months
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>>128752524
>and is welcome because it is an opinion.
Its a damn good opinion if do say so myself
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>>128752524
>However, wasting your team's resources in game (obs and sentries) to deny a jungling LC, bragged about is cancerous and unhelpful. Somehow people think it is good and should be encouraged.

People do that because the people that pick LC jungle do so no matter what the team looks like or what they say.
The entire team could beg these people not to jungle LC but they still do it.
So what do people resort to instead? Warding their own camps to try and create the fear that when they go jungle LC their team will ward the camps and waste wards on it which is detrimental to the entire team. Basically deterrence.
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?
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>>128752650

I didn't say that it was a bad opinion, in fact I agree with you. I am just trying to call out people who are trying to force a fixed meta like league.
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>>128752687
>So what do people resort to instead? Warding their own camps to try and create the fear that when they go jungle LC their team will ward the camps and waste wards on it which is detrimental to the entire team. Basically deterrence.
this jungle lc meta thing has gone full cold war, mutually assured destruction n shit
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>>128749521
>twitch is going to ban something that makes the game that brings them the most money look more popular
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>>128752687

>Fighting cancer with new cancer

Seems good. I think we can develop another cancer to fight with the new cancer.
>>
>>128752759
I just wanted to point out my great, my opinions are damn underrated at times
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>>128750181
>the other day arteezy got a 14 minute vlad's on lycan(one of his signature heroes) when i can farm a 7:30 vlad's in jungle
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>>128752524
>enemy team is smart and picked riki/bounty
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100% PROVEN FACT: its impossible to carry a game as spectre
this hero is cursed
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>>128752969

>No AC
>No Pipe
>No Crimson guard

You think you tried?
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>tfw nice pepsi waiting for me in the fridge for the alliance game
Feels GOod Man
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hows your days senpai

im having mediocre fun playing wow lately

a) almost everyone speaks english
b) people coordinate through voice chat
c) you can kick people that are shit and refuse to click buttons instantly
d) you wont get shouted at with subhuman language for not winning lanes for other people
Its perfect game to take break from dota.

See you in few weeks i guess
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>>128752876
>Pros help their team rather than sitting in jungle all game
Well done
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>>128752969
Seems you just got out late-gamed. Contrary to popular belief Spectre falls off, and CK is a late game monster.
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>>128753069

Terrible, had a cheat day ate McDonald's and packet of chips and lollies
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>>128753073
>7 minutes is all game
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>>128753069
That's quite a bit of butter you got there bro.
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>>128753137
>Making your team 4v5 for 7 minutes can't cost you the game
>Implying you actually left jungle after that
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>>128753068
>sugar and shit stirred in tap water
Nice.
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>everytime I jump to the stream to see if Dota has started it's people just camping in comp CSGO

Is this literally all that happens in this game?
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>>128753221
>"Wow why don't you make some epic sub-10 minute rotations on a carry hero"
>"Why are you prioritizing farm over helping your teammates on a carry hero"
>>
>>128753327
Oh no, he's reatrded
>>
>>128753297
Game for lowest common denominator.
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>>128753297
>Is this literally all that happens in this game?

sometimes people run round corners and get shot
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4145mj/slacks_is_actually_a_really_good_interviewer/
It has begun.
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>>128751685
LC is a SOLO TOP hero
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>>128753021
lmao you think a single one of those items I had could be swapped out for a useless piece of shit AC, pipe or crimson?
wtf would that accomplish

every single item in my inventory was mandatory against that lineup
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>>128753419
Why would anyone link leddit in here? Fuck off.
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>>128753394
>friends get me to play CSGO
>playing casual matchmaking with them
>enemy just keeps fucking killing me with awps the second I come within 2 kilometre of a corner

I hate that game
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>>128753327
>Enemy comes to gank safe lane
>Keep farming
>"i jungle :)"
>Lose game
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>>128753327
>>128753221
>>128753137
>>128753073
>>128752876
>>128750181
>>128750028
>dota is situational at its core but I won't let that stop me from presenting generalizations as fact

thanks d2g!
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>tfw playing abaddon
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>>128752969
>179 tower damage on Windrunner

Just LPQ my shit up
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>>128753509
>He actually believes sitting in Jungle until he's six slotted is a good idea
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>>128753450
>useless piece of shit AC
Your team should at least have a Vlads and AC. You could have a Skadi over MKB or Heart. I hope you had a refresher on the courier too.
>>
Um, why is cs on the Dota stream?
>>
>>128753494
lmao just buy smokes

just tp out
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>>128753503
I don't understand what you're saying.
>jungling
>safelane farmer and support get ganked
>lose skirmish and die or are forced to heal
>be glad i'm jungling because my other farming hero is having a rough start
Yeah if only I was level 1 rubick, i could have totally nullified that gank
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>>128752969
>bkb AND mkb against tinker, no evasion on enemy team
>no butterfly against mkbless ck, mirana and wk
s m h
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>>128753450

I don't know? Maybe the fucking mkb for Pipe or crimson? You have no chance anyway if you don't kill tinker or magnus first before a teamfight.
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>>128750181
>axe jungling
kill yourself
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>>128753687

You are witness Dota getting cvcked by CS, again.
>>
>https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/688256646036860928
>tfw didnt jump ship sooner
>>
Where is the Dota?
>>
>>128753908
in the coffin LMAO
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is morph going to take me 5k this time?
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>>128752727
whites are not welcome in sweden
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is csgo over yet?
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>>128753783
>>128753792
>>128753637
YES ILL JUST FUCKING SKIP MKB
AGAINST AGHANIMS TINKER

WHAT A GREAT PLAN :^) :^) :-D :-D
GUD IDEA

WHAT CAN GO WRONG??? XD XDDXDSDD XDxdd XDDXXD xDDX XDDX !!11!1!11!!! !OEN! !!! ONE!1!! ! ELEVEN!! 1!! ! XD XD XD
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>>128754097
It's been over for a while
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>>128753783
>mkbless ck
he pretty clearly has an mkb
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>>128754127
You had the bkb you fag
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Dotards?
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>>128754148
why are brazil and somalia shoting each other on my stream then?
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>>128753419
wow nice thanks based reddit spy!
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>>128754220
bkb lasts 5 seconds and doesn't affect illusions
>cast haunt
>pop manta
>7 illusions get blinded
>hero gets to autoattack for 5 seconds
>totally unable to deal any other damage for rest of the game
great plan

>>128753792
>You have no chance anyway if you don't kill tinker or magnus first before a teamfight.

you can't kill them before a teamfight, wraith king had aghanims, magnus is guaranteed to land his shit
>>
>>128754301

Who is the reddit spy and why is he the most based dotard of /d2g/?
>>
>>128753908
Loda is busy taking care of his wife's son so there is a delay
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>>128753105
>64k Hero damage
Spectre doesn't fall off, its teammates faill to meet the expectations
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>>128752969
>travels 2 agh's tinker
>manta ck vs no silence
>blinkless refresher agh's wk
>carry mirana with all of those cores
what the hell am i looking at
>>
>>128754441
>hero damage is the only thing that matters
>implying hero damage wins games

I'll take 'How to spot a redditor" for $600, Trebek.
>>
>>128753069
>hows your days senpai
My Father came and made an scene on how I should get a job I have been working for almost 9 months.I Just keep leeching him because I hate him.
>>
>>128752969
it's a fact that if you are in a position to carry a game, there will be three hard carries on the enemy team who your team has fed all game.
>>
>>128754510
>going blink against radiance spectre, leshrekt & pudge
>not going manta on ck every game

???
manta is the item that CK scales with best after solar crest
>>
>>128753464
>>128754301
>someone mentions reddit is going to praise slacks for his starladder interviews
>it literally happens like clockwork
>instead of laughing at how ridiculous and predictable redditors are people curse out the messenger
Alright
Bernie 2016
>>
>>128754550
kill yourself
>>
I never thought it would happen, but I'm actually getting bored of watching CS:GO, I hope the dota starts soon.
>>
>>128751685
>"Riki is easy kill" without taking into account his regen.
Was that not patched out? Like 3 versions ago?
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>>128754127
>>128752969
Why are you so mad? You tried to win late game against 5 carries, then get surprised you lose? You should have ended at 40 minutes instead of the 80 minutes it probably took to get everyone that farmed.
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>>128754632
radiance doesnt cancel blink fast enough
doesnt work like that
if you'd ever played this game before you'd know that you little bitch
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ayo luv fancy a shag?
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>>128754658
maybe it's because I'm not very good at CS:GO, but the game feels way too repetitive to me
same maps, same angles, etc.
>>
Do we actually have to wait for CSGAY to end?
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This is considered elite player in Cs-GO
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>tfw hiding a degenerate reply
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>>128754949
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>>128754729
>You tried to win late game against 5 carries, then get surprised you lose?

not him, but it's a common pub situation. you have a team lineup that by all rights out to be able to do fine, vs a group of carry picking morons, and the game seems to go well, but then it turns out that your team is just as retarded and has no idea how to hold onto an advantage so the lead slips away and you are suddenly up against 5 mechanically more powerful heroes trying to scrape a win by carrying your ass off. it's basically amazing that anyone doesn't get mad in that situation.
>>
>>128755075
>Adderall Strike
>>
>>128754807
Is there a game today?
It's Saturday which is a Jewish holiday. Valve wouldn't disrespect Jews right?
>>
>>128753127
>lollies
are you from new zealand?
>>
I'd just like to say thanks to any fucking faggots that pick a jungler against me. Thanks so much for the free wins. I just pick specter because I know you'll have a weak offlane, then win the game easily with 18 minute radiance. If you pick a jungler, you force your team to lose against anyone who knows how to take advantage of the opportunity
>>
>>128755075

>clown9

The dumpster is real.
>>
when's dota

how much longer do we have to watch this point and click adventure
>>
>>128755178
Slavs are running this tournament and you know how THEY feel like about Jews
>>
>>128755264
is specter a new champ?
>>
>>128753069
I'm going to marry Cl_ogar0!
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>>128755150
>adderall 2
What are you implying?
EG won ti5 on the sheer force of adderall alone
>>
>>128755264
This post reeks of low 4k talk
>>
>>128755450
AYY L M A O
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>>128755450
Thank you hungry skeleton
>>
>>128755075
good cherry, picked when perfectly ripe
>>
>>128755450
Will he be the next zyzz?
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>>128755450
wonder what he vapes
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Why are the most chill and cool niggas always from countries like Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan etc?

I just played with this Afghan who went spirit breaker and went so fucking balls deep aggressive and literally got 15 assists in 12 minutes with no deaths and he was super chill and communicated and tried very hard.
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>>128755703

DESIGNATED
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When's the fucking dota coming on?
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>>128755703
AA said on the panel that these guys play hard because otherwise their father would question their faith and you don't want your faith questioned when you are a muslim.
>>
>>128755703
whitebois get cucked every day so they are really angry all the time
>>
How do I win a game as Io if I solo queue ?
He is next on my all hero list.
>>
>>128756034
get a friend
>>
>>128756034

>ability that lets you refill hp and mana anywhere on the map
>damage reduction and attack speed steroid
>aoe farming ability

Carry with armlet.
>>
>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/41764l/i_didnt_have_eyes_but_i_played_dota/
is reddit outshitposting us?
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what the actual fuck is wrong with this shit tournament. stop streaming csgo and give me the fucking dota match.
>>
>>128756217
Why are redditors linking to reddit so much holy fuck STOP
>>
>>128756034
why does it matter
just pick the hero and mess around for 40 minutes
one game your riki will get really fed and just carry without you having to do anything
>>
Is he right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/417nxz/a_small_change_elder_titan_needs/
>>
The cs scene looks so boring

fnatic are the only team worth caring about
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How'd I do as Lich?
>>
Can anyone stop the most powerful race?
Best at CS, best at dota
>>
Is this English
>>
so why are they showing CS:GO on the dota stream again?
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finally

time for dota
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>>128756658
>I would rather have a blank screen for hours
okay bruh
>>
Wake up lads.

Shooting shit is finally over.
>>
>>128756658
two lan
for price of one
pocket leftover cash
welcome to slavland
>>
>>128756592
>Swedes are the only thing to care about in E-sports

Woah, who could have known?
>>
CS:GO is so luck based it's ridiculous.
>>
my pepsi getting warm -_-
>>
>>128756658
https://twitter.com/ppdDota/status/687956560090427392
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ITS TIME
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>>128753990
That depends

do you ever build e-blade?
>>
>>128756671
cute
>>
Time to watch Finland rape Sweden hard.
>>
finally some fucking dota
>>
>>128756806
>ppd actually right for once
I'm chocked
>>
>>128756943
this amazon girl is disgusting imho
>>
>>128756806
why does PPD think his opinion matters? he spends all this time bashing or dick sucking tournaments but he doesnt realize that none of the organizers give a shit what he thinks
>>
>>128756943
Six foot girl and then some
>ugh/10
>>
>>128756801
>Not liking it warm
I drink 50 litres a week, I don't have time to cool it down
>>
>>128757052
Because he's the person that these tournaments are made for? Because he's a professional player who plays in tournament?
>>
Where is dota
>>
>>128757113
grant?
>>
Well, watched that CSGO esport thing, and it seems like that game is rare-ish on CSGO, most of their games are stomps and not worth watching.


Also, I think those small little mistakes in CSGO doesnt really matter, cause it just resets after every round, so no matter how much you fuck up your individual play, it can just be reset.

Unlike in dota, just fuck up maybe 5 little CS, and it can ripple throughout the entire game, and could cost you the entire match.
>>
>>128756943
>you will never rest your head on sheevers thighs while she runs her fingers through your hair and whispers 3k shit in your ear that you have learnt to completely block out after years of watching her on streams
>>
>>128757027
>>128757101
Man let confirmed
>>
whys twitch chat rioting
>>
>>128757125
if ppd stopped playing dota today tourneys would still happen. hell he didnt go to WCA and other teams still did and people still watched it

just because i like to eat pizza doesnt mean pizza hut gives a fuck about what i think that they took away the pizzone
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Are finns or swedes are our guys?
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>>128757262
There's nothing wrong with liking short girls.
>>
>>128756943
Sheever is so irrelevant in the dota scene that we might even report sheever posters and get them banned
>>
>>128757181

ur so fucking dumb m9

dont even try to make statements about csgo if you have no clue how anything works at all
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>>128757296
That's because you're irrelevant compared to ppd.
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>>128757302
>finns
yes
>swedes
fuck no
>>
What is this mode that was been playing in starladder dota stream??'

Tell me please i want to play it
>>
>>128757262
There's something wrong with liking girls that are taller than you.
>>
Swedish cuckold caliphate vs The world meme capital Finland

I hope you know who to cheer for anon.
>>
୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
>>
>>128757302
Both are our guys
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>tfw no dayman hero
>tfw no nightman hero
>tfw no champion of the sun hero
>tfw no master of karate and friendship for everyone hero
>>
Do you need gud aiming skills when playing allahu achkbar shooting simulator?
>>
Why are they analysing csgo for like 20 minutes gib dota.
>>
>>128757439
Tall girls are fucking awesome what the shit man?
Ever spank some booty while climbing all over some bitch and hooting like a howler monkey?

Didn't think so.
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>>128757518
Fuck man, how is the new season? I don't want to watch it as it airs, would rather marathon it.. No spoilers please senpai..
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>>128757446
>Finland

You finally found 5 finnish dota players?
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>>128757446
The most powerful race
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>>128757541
gotta try to make this point and click adventure happen
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>>128757585
man, i have no fucking idea. im only at the 5th season honestly and im enjoying it so much
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>>128757518
>kotl
>enigma, ns
>phoenix, literally a sun
>dark seer
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>>128757357
so, they lose first round, get momentum, money, enemy team no money, no armor and shit, stomp. boring. shoot, sit in corner, repeat.

CSGO is very limited to anything that can happen in it, compared to dota, the level of hype that CSGO had in that game happens every 3-5 matches in dota, and happens quite alot even in-game.


Watching CSGO is damn tiresome, cause it's just a rinse and repeat shit.
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>>128757372
he is so relevant he single handedly stopped WCA from being shit with his blogs :^0

stop being delusional, PPDs opinion doesnt matter in the scene. just because you like him doesnt make him special
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matumbaman literally means black penis man
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>>128757580
But it's easier to reach around short girls. I want to pull their hair when doing them from behind.
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>rush back home to maybe watch game 2 of alliance vs liquid
>somehow we are watching csgo
Dotards?

Also, how was EG Vs MLG, do the matches worth a watch?
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>>128757643

wrong again m8, dont bother if you have no clue

it would be like me trying to say things about LeL
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>win game
>starladder hasn't started yet

time to win another game :)
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>>128757689
No wonder everyone hates short haired soe
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>>128757535
not sure if you'd call it skill, more like talent, but all you really need is reaction time, and just memorize shit, not really much decision making involved.
Also, almost all CSGO maps are unbalanced, there's always either CT or T that has a huge advantage.
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CS:GO seems boring, i honestly dont understand why its so popular
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ciSQLkJPlw Meanwhile you can watch this
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>>128757708
Only pretty good Sylar's Morph game.
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You all realize that the supermajority of the people who post in this thread are not even 4,000 MMR, right?
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>oh goody
>I know

Why are the CSGO casters so fucking bitter and childish?
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>>128757439
I am 1.99cm :c
I like tall girls
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>>128757726
Sure m8, but that's pretty much how I see csgo, nothing great about it, just that it's easier to understand for the simple minded.
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>>128757783

dota2 seems boring, i honestly dont understand why its so popular
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>>128757643
You forget that luck is a huge part of CS.
few lucky headshots and the game turns around.
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>>128757798
SYlvar played morph carry?
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>>128757798
Ok. I'll check it after this series.
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>>128757783
Cause even mentally handicapped retards can know what's going on with just one look.

5 guys, shooting 5 other guys.
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>>128757872
That's why the same teams always win. They simply have more luck
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>>128757783
because it's simple to understand what is happening, who is winning, etc.

in dota there are a trillion things going on and a lot of them are not intuitive neither obvious to someone who doesn't know the game from inside

dota = the perfect mix of football and chess
csgo = mma with guns
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>>128757832
Thorin literally has aspergers, ignore him.
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>>128757872
What do headshots have to do with luck? There's 0 luck in CS:GO. Spray patterns are always the same.
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>COMING SOON
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>>128757832
Well, CSGO personalities/casters/players are fucking DESPERATE for attention from valve. They want bigger money on their luck based game, which pretty much wont happen cause, lel gaben hates luck shooters.

Honestly, quake requires more skill than fucking CSGO.
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>>128757996
No they aren't, do you even play the fucking game
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>>128757967
CSGO player here, there is retarded amount of luck at your every shot.

Most guns have RNG spray.
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>Liquid
>Netherlands
>>
what are the best spots for getting first blood with arc warden's spark wraiths?
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>>128758161
But that's right. They're not actually a US org despite frequently being NA based teams in dota.
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>>128758131
meant for the other gotard
>>128757996
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>>128758131
How does Fnatic keep winning then?
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>>128758131
Yeah that's what I said. Fnatic picked the 5 luckiest people in Sweden to join the team by doing extensive luck tests.
That's why they always win
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>>128758257
Same reason you win almost half your pubs: luck and poor opponents.
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>>128758034
Quake is more about outsmarting an enemy. It takes some skill, but not overwhelming amount. As you know battles are often decided by amount of health and armor, not some miraculous moves.
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>>128758161
F I N L A N
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>Wake Up and worried I missed Alliance vs Liquid
>Series delayed because of CSGO
Thanks FPS bros
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>>128757974
>dota = the perfect mix of football and chess
Somehow that's pretty accurate.

Unless you mean handegg, then fuck you.
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Reminder there are League of LAegends pros who have literally never tried Dota 2.
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>>128757302

>Finns
Yes

>Swedes
Only Zai and sometimes S4
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Why are you guys obsessing over Sheever? She looks incredibly average. It's like you've never seen other females other than this tramp and your mothers
>>
swamp germany vs homo germany
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>>128757974
I never understood the football analogy. Does anyone mind explaining to me? Is it because of position and taking over the map/field and strategies? Is roshan like a free kick/ penalty?

I don't get it.
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>>128758380
one of the reasons i heard from a guy that streams league is that he doesn't like the colour palette
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>>128757302

Do you even have to ask?
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Liquid will win this tournament desu familia
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>EG in yet another grand final

It's almost boring to watch them win so much
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>>128758435
She's the less ugly, sightly related to Dota, female. The other options are a tattooed blizzdrone who looks like a 12yo and a monkey.
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>>128754316

MKB works on illu?
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>>128758257
>>128758297
aren't fnatic into some shady shit, and I heard most CSGO players even have their hardware fucking rigged, like mouse and shit.

There was an entire scandal about it a few years back, dunno if it still happens, but you never know.
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>doturd starts
>stream suddenly lags

The fuck is this?
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>>128758461
Dutch is the most beautiful language in the world

Not like german, which sounds like a farting dog
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>Icefrog buffed all the heroes we play so now we're relevant again
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>>128758525
>he fell for the honeypot lan
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>>128758502
coordinated attacks for the most part i guess
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>>128758525
>irrelevant CSGO lan

Secret will never lose the next major.
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>>128758589
Are you implying that's illegitimate?
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>>128757832
Literally desperate retards trying to stay relevant

One of them is mentally deranged too
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>>128758502
Pretend ur team is holding a ball while u smash their base
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>>128758630
Secret won't even get top 5 at the next Major
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>Germans vs Swedes

I sure hope there aren't any Arabs in the crowd, the players won't be able to focus on the game and instead will be fantasizing about that arab cock.
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>>128758554
I don't know if Starladder knows what they're doing, but at the majors they check all equipment and keep them locked away so the players don't have access to their stuff between games.
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>>128758435
its a meme you dip!
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>>128758435
Because she looks like my aunt
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is the stream really quiet?
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>>128758695
the only arabs in minsk are the ones on EG
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>>128758495


DOTARDS?
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>>128758752
Just wait until LD starts talking.
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>>128758435
Dumb anime poster
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>>128758569
>>128758569
>>>128758461
>Dutch is the most beautiful language in the world
'no'
It's better than German, but no.
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>>128745979
Oh god give me the source right now
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>csgo shitters literally being mad over Dota

always thought they were bros desu
>>
So legit question, not trying to start a MUH-SOGGY-KNEE debate.

Why do you think there's no pro women players in Dota?
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why the fuck is michael cera being interviewed
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>>128758589
Well Icefrog literally nerfed them personally after TI3, so it's only fair that they're back on even now
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>>128758865
Because the scene is hostile to women
Because misogyny is rampant in online gaming
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Why don't these swedeshitters shave their patchy stubs? They look disgusting.
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>>128758865
i don't see anyone trying to become one
even in sc2 i only saw 1 female pro player and she was terrible and bad mannered
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>>128758630
Don't Secret fans get tired of moving goal posts all the time?

>Secret will never lose
>Secret will never lose a Major
>Secret will never lose TI
>Secret will never lose against a Tier 3 team!
>Secret will never lose after they kick EE
>etc, etc
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>>128758815
>>>/mlp/
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How have pro players that have been in the spotlight for years not gained any charisma?
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>>128758838
no
most CSGO players also play LoL

CSGO is mostly popular in the US and Western Europe where LoL is also most popular
The only place where both CSGO and Dota are popular and LoL isn't is Russia and Eastern Europe
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>>128758865
no girl has the drive to put in the time to be a pro player yet...
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>>128758865
Women don't have positional/spacial/situational awareness. They also don't have the same competitive drive as males.

They aren't just physically weaker, they are mentally weaker.
>>
Are liquid the most likable team at the moment?
There always is at least 1 player you hate in every team but that doesn't seem to be the case with liquid.
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Maybe he should try some intake control instead am I right?
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>>128758679
kek
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lol mindcontrol is cute
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>>128759019
Because kuro did nothing wrong
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>if Kuroky drafts well and lanes well Liquid will probably win

Wow such amazing analysis! These panels are so useful!
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>>128758865
There's no black or Jap players either.
hmmm
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>>128759019
>kuroky
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>>128758307
>As you know battles are often decided by amount of health and armor, not some miraculous moves.

True about 60% of the time, but aiming and movement skill are the factors used to overcome deficits in health and armor. It's more of a mind game most of the time because of the 1v1 duel setting, but I would say that it does require an overwhelming amount of skill. A lot of the reason it's now dead as an esport as well, because it's not worth the effort required to play at the highest level when more easy to access and stable esports games are out there.
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>>128759019
bunch of trash hate kuroky

which makes me like him even more
>>
Do girls actually get breast envy or is it a meme
>>
>>128759019
>at least 1 player you hate
>who is kuroky
Aside from Matumbaman I can't even put a face to any of the other players
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Red pill me on Shadow Demon.

Is he a good pick? Shadow point seems meh.. its easy to dodge and doesn't do that much damage unless stacked up high. Also, is soul catcher actually good? I know demonic purge is pretty good.

What do you even build on shadow demon? Mana boots? Force staff? Why isn't he played more often?
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S4 vs Kuro
whoever wins we still get to see them vs RTZ
the perfect bracket for a great GF
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>>128758992
M O S C O W
O
S
C
O
W
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>>128758983
Are they even good Amerifat teams? Never seen one in a Lan.

Also fuck you

>>128759051
typical bulgarian ork
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>>128759124
Girls often care more about how their breasts than guys do.
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>>128759124
do men get penis envy or is it just a meme?
>>
There was this dude in my game who basically spams morphling mid every game

He got like 3 kills on enemy SF which made him disconnect and abandon in shame

I'm only 3k, but is morph mid really viable? How does one play it?
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>>128759132
He's out of the meta right now.

Disruption is a great skill, but nowadays you can just buy an euls in any other support.
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>>128759204
Just a meme
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>>128759204
13 cm is worldwide average, so no
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>>128758865

Biologically less competetition oriented and less interested in non-organic movement.
No cultural incentive to make up for it since since competetive VIDEO GAYMS is a niche thing.
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>>128759204
People don't normally have their dicks on display in public
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>>128759236
You can spam whatever hero you want in 3K if you're even remotely good at it
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>>128759132
He needs to be played with or against certain heroes.

With the right draft he can be insanely good now, his illusions from Disruption are fucked, you can pair it really well with illusion heroes to siege with and murder towers safely, is also amazingly good in fights now under the right conditions.

You need a reason to pick him though, he isn't something you throw into any draft.
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>>128759236
>can a ranged character with ranged abilities go mid?
Yes
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>>128758865

well lots look at how you become a pro these days

>get crazy high mmr and wait

are there any crazy high (8k+) females? no? even if one got 8k they would just be one of many

>make a team and git gud

are any females making a team and gitting gud? no. they even compete in female only tournaments for free money

>you have to go full nerd to git gud and go pro

most wimmin play games for attention or to fit in - going pro has nothing to do with that

>etc

Think about this. There are 12~ million active dota players right now. 90+ percent of them are male. Lets be generous and say there are only 11 million male dota players. How many of those male dota players are pro? 0.001%. There are not even enough women playing the game to statistically warrant one of them having gone pro.

>real talk

And then we have real talk. Can women even naturally compete against men in such areas? Why are there no good women chess players who can even compete? There is literally nothing holding them back - and yet they cant even touch men.
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>>128759297
>the gym
>skinny dipping
>horsing around with your bros with your dicks out
>etc

Oh wait I forget you're friendless neets who don't leave the house.
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>>128759236
Anything is viable in 3k if you are good enough
>>128759297
>implying
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>>128759132
>>128759317
Also I have enjoyed playing him against Oracles and fucking up their healing entirely.
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>>128758865
They aren't as good, plain and simple. In fighting games there are girl players but they don't go super far, in SC2 the only two "pros" was a male who changed genders and a Korean girl who also never went far.
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>Clinton Loomis
>@FearDotA

>Unchecking EU East was the best decision I've made all week.

What did he mean by this?
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>>128759384
You crazy euros
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>>128759449
EU east is shit.
EU west is the only option you should check if you play in europe.
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>>128759363
Silly anon, female chess players have their separate tournaments.
>>
SHIT IS GOING DOWN
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>>128759449
its infested with russains and spanitards
west is the only thing you should play if you're in eu
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>Ancient Apparition HADOUKEN
>>
Is this team intro shitshow really necessary?
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Okay this is pretty hype. Valve take note.
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Nice intro dotards what are you 5?
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I wish TI had production this good
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>yo guys we gotta find a pretty evenly matched hero duel for our intro
>windranger and app sound like a pretty even match
>>
ok what is this cringy shit

just dota my shit up senpai
>>
What is with these ridiculous intros?
>>128759449
EU East is Russian territory, EU West also but less so
>>
>DAT EPIK PRODUKTION VALUE

DAM DAM DAMMMMM!
>>
this opening ceremony is so fucking cringe
>>
Marketing at tournaments is so fucking bad someone kill me now
>>
>>128759604
i want lina to sit on my face
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/418mgx/csgo_panel_being_sarcastic_about_dota/

Why are Dotards to sensitive?
>>
every time
>>
>lost a game because our mid invoker died 1 time and said "min. 15 no wards nice" and started feeding

>supports ganked for him early game and got him FB + 2 more kills
>didn't care, he just mumbled some south american stuff and fed all game
>>
P O G C H A M P
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>>128759248

Why is supporting not any fun in dota 2? It feels like you are just food for the enemy carry. God help you if the enemy carry is a core that buys blink dagger like slardar. You will be killed into the ground UNLESS you drop everything and try and buy a ghost scepter. Even that may not do much good. Also, its hard to build survivability in this game. Why is that? Like a bracer doesn't really do much considering how much damage can be dealt in dota 2 by carries.

What really bugs me is how NOT fearful carries are. They can fight supports that aggressive and come out on top.

Also, why is strength used as a gimping stat. For example, there is no reason for elder titan to be a strength hero. He doesn't auto attack often, his health is STILL in the crapper even for a strength hero BUT strength is used so that they can warrant gimping his mana pool and attack speed.

I just feel like most strength heroes in the game get the short end of the stick stat wise. Centaur is the only strength hero in the game that actually feels... like a strength hero.

Strength items are really crappy too compared to agi items. Like Manta is considerably better than something like.. satanic. Hell, satanic and heart are actually more effective on agility heroes than they are on strength heroes.

Satanic should grant life steal based on strength and heart should grant regen based on strenghth.

RED PILL ME ON STRENGTH AS A STAT.. Why are strength carries garbage compared to agi carries?
>>
that was breddy gud
now its time for reddit to scream cringe
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE GLORIOUS ARYAN REPUBLIC OF SVERIGE TO DESTROY YOUR ASSES?
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>that loda
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>wearing blue fucking sneakers with a suit
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>>128759660
I want to feed Lina some yogurt
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>>128759713
The Russian teams are out so I can only root for good Dota games
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>>128759673
Why do you care faggot.
Stop shitting up the thread
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>>128759673
>linking reddit
go away
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>>128759713
Yeah no
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Why did they do this?
It was only transformers sounds and wierd lighting.
Showoffs.
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>>128759673
based reddit spy
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OUR GUYS
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Is liquid a bunch of manlets?
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>liquid
FUCKING NERDS LMAO
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>Matumba just walking out in a sweatshirt and bagging tracksuit pants

Literally no fucks given.
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>>128759690
I'm adult enough to realise this ceremony is created for younger viewers
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>>128758569
>Dutch is the most beautiful language in the world
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>>128759673
>rettidors can't handle the banter
In other news, water is wet.
>>
>>128759810

the stupidest thing about that part was that they show that cool meme trophy and then the actual trophy looks nothing like it
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>>128759849
matumba literally BBC
wat a legend
>>
>>128759849

He knows how to please the slav audience.
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>>128759741
My favorite posts during every tournament are ones from the fashion police.
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>>128759832
kuroky must be 4 feet
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>>128759827
L A S S E
A
S
S
E
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>all these midgets on team liquid
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>>128759849
he has to hide his bbc
>>
>>128759687
>needs attack speed items or agi items to have semi good attack speed
>needs armor items like AC otherwise will melt to armor reduction that is everywhere in dota
>has nice hp pool that is negated because of what i just said

gee i wonder
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>>128758569
Dutch sounds like throat cancer
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>>128759673
>Some dude says "oh goody"
>Reddit completely butt-devastated
I used to hate Thorin but if he keeps pissing idiots off this easily I'm all for it.
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Is LODA the most alpha male in esports?
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>>128759865
>i watch e-sports in a more mature and refined manner than the average fan

Holy shit kill yourself. If you watch this you're part of it whether you like it or not.
>>
Did he just say alliance has a monkey on it shoulder?

A kelly monkeys ?
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>>128759849
based autistic finns
>>
>>128759673
>he said "Oh goody"

whoa, thats going overboards m8
>>
>Alliance have already beaten Secret
"They shouldn't be invited to the Major if Liquid beats them"
fuck off
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>>128759986
kmao
>>
>>128758569
dit is niet waar, het is niet de lelijkste taal maar zeker niet de mooiste
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>>128759986
>>
How come Gotards hate Dota so much?
>>
>>128759986
>good looking
>hot gf
>man enough to rise another guy's kid
>aging like fine wine
>living legend
>pioneer of the support carry role
I'd say so.
>>
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LASSE JA JESSE HOITAA
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>>128760014
What's autistic about that? Those clothes are comfortable as fuck. The more comfortable you are, the better you play.
>>
>>128759986
a literal swede literally cucked by a literal immigrant.

and i mean that literally.
>>
bulldog BANNED
>>
>>128760063
Same reason they hate Quake, inferiority complex.
>>
>immediate bulldog bans
>>
>>128760063
They hate the fact that daddy valve gives them no money while we get millions
>>
>Furion ban

Memeing out of control.
>>
>>128760063
mostly league players
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>Honeypot Lan has 10 times the audience Frankfurt had
>>
Esports fucking when
>>
is Bulldog the only player with this much value before the game starts
>>
>>128760175
cykas are good at filling seats
>>
i wonder if bulldog is the most banned player in the history of dota
>>
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So while Sheever is "analyzing" the teams and esports hasn't started yet.


What went wrong?
I was SD and I had gold enough for buyback and scythe at the end but I had pretty much given up at that point.
>>
>>128760201
right now nigga
>>
>>128760063
because gotards are bulls and dotards are the cucks. bulls dont usually like or respect the cucks very often
>>
>>128760063
The dota community has meme tantrums like the Diretide bullshit and in general is obnoxious as fuck.

Also they are probably bothered that Valve spends so much on us while putting far less effort into cs:go. (Though at least their game is actually finished lmao)
>>
>>128760175
It's because Slavladder knows how to organize events.
>>
>>128760063
>people who grew up as cod kids
>angry oldfags
this is literally what makes up the english speaking csgo community
>>
>>128760175
russians have nothing else to do other than heroin
>>
Is the stream lagging or I'm the only one?
>>
>>128760083
This desu
>>
post yfw yuros wont get the hall pass joke kpop just said
>>
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>>128760083

>man enough to rise another guy's kid
>aging like fine wine
>>
>>128760201
It's not a real sports by any means, so never.
>>
Sverige
>>
>>128760063
Couldn't get past 4k
>>
>>128760237
>illu heroes vs od
everything went wrong
>>
Are we still using the Arteezy is shit meme?

It looks like he and EG have found a good rhythm
>>
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>>128759986
>>
>>128760269
thats so true
>>
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>>128759687
STR cores are primarily tanky initiators who frontline and don't deal much right click DPS.

There's exceptions like CK, Sven, DK and Tiny etc. who scale amazingly with farm, but have mana issues for a significant portion of the game.

The edge they have over AGI carries is a larger HP pool along with decent natural armour and an stun ability.
>>
>>128760321
Look at that fucking baller ass sweater in the back
>>
>>128760269
>CSGO tards old
Literally converted LoL kiddies
>>
>>128760063
they don't have a ti. when they do get a ti they will be even more obnoxious.
>>
>>128760358
RTC is the best semi-carry ever. EG is now missing a real carry
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>>128760376
>The edge they have over AGI carries is
nothing
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>>128760321
fuck me just seeing it again makes me choke on my drink

can we get back to these picks tho

>puck

JUST
>>
i think bulldog will be playing weaver
screencap this
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>>128760321
why is so poorly done? looks like his wife's son painted it on.
>>
>>128760412
Safer/easier laning.

Work better with Io generally too.
>>
>>128760321
SWEDEN YES
JA SVERIGE
>>
I'm new to esport and shit

Explain me what pick you can expect from Alliance out of all Lone and Lycan being banned
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oh hey its puck
>>
>>128760321
I'm surprised his face isn't covered in Semen
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>>128760358
RTZ is still the anchor

it basically forces fear to play a role he isnt 100% at and EG are not getting enough out of RTZ to make that worth it. fear is the most valuable as a core and he bring tons of experience and all that shit with him while RTZ is best at mid and sumail out classes him hard in that
>>
>>128760376
WK and sven are also strong
>>
>>128760487
For Bulldog? Maybe Doom?
>>
>>128760242
>Gotards
>bulls
But aren't a bunch of them from Sweden?
>>
>>128760420
>>128760508
what's wrong with puck you fags
>>
>>128752354
>>128752423
looks like you guys are shit supports
>>
>>128760508
>lets draft puck and then LD for bulldog
>oh wait...
>>
>>128760512
Why are doturds so gay?
>>
>>128760412
Nice reading comprehension friend.

Literally no AD AGI carry has an inbuilt stun that lasts over a second other than Venge if you run her that way.
>>
>>128760487
alliance are known for split pushing. hitting two fronts at once and playing a cat and mouse game. with this chen pick i believe they will be attempting to group up as 5 and push though.

ya they picked juggernaut too healing ward + chen is 5 man for sure
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puck is actually such a game losing hero, i dont understand why team keep picking him
>>
>>128760508
I thought pug was still shit tier garbage
>>
Liquid should ban the dong harder
>>
>>128760487
bounty sometimes
>>
>>128760571
i didn't say anything was wrong i just posted a short comic about puck
fucking sperg somewhere else
>>
>>128760376

Dragon knight actually scales shittily with farm. He is way less of a carry than CK and what not. Chaos knight is poo right now too but not because of stats.
>>
>they allowed Earth Spirit to get FOURTH picked
Wot
>>
man that arena is packed
>>
>>128760681
if you ban earth spirit they'll just pick goodearthspirit (tusk)
>>
>>128760625
Morph.

With the buffs to his morph rate you can switch your stats to Str when needed to get a large stun if you want.

Shit changes fast as fuck now.
>>
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>>128760708
most of those guys are there for cs:go
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>>128760431
>>
RIP Bulldog
>>
>>128760431
i'm so good at this video game actually

commend me
>>
>>128760431

pretty good
>>
>>128760571
hahaha Puck is a cuck hero
>>
>weaver
umm dotards??
>>
>>128760554
>>128760630
>>128760658

I was asking precisely what kind of bonus can they take get out of Lone and Nature being banned in this match
>>
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>Liquid bans all Bulldog's heroes
>Alliance lets DP and ES get through
>>
>>128760431
>>128760431
>>128760431
>>
>>128760431
PogHCmAP :)
>>
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Someone post rule63 Earth Spirit please
>>
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>>128760556
you can't have swedecucks without swedebulls
>>
>no good spells to steal
>quick, pick rubick!
>>
>nicht Erdgeist gegen Flüssig sperren
>>
Liquid wins this
>>
>>128760431
Not bad anon
>>
>le metrosexual dota2 man
>>
At least he won't go linkens because it's useless here.
>>
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>>128760431
>>
>>128760431
More than a lucky guess considering bulldong himself said he's most comfy on either ld,propher or weaver
>>
>>128760739
>have 2 games on your tournament
>make it so the games are played after eachother
>keep all fans in their seats
pretty smart 2bh
>>
>>128760831

As much as I hate Alliance I want those Liquid monkeys to lose
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>tfw ld's nose is even bigger in real life
>>
>>128760431
oracle..?
>>
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>that forced Sheever raising her voice for 'hype'

Please stop.
>>
So is Slavladder saved? This was way better than the last like 5
>>
>>128760431
absolute madman
>>
I like both teams and hope for some really fun games
>>
Speaking of Puck.

Puck Aghs with Venge on the team, insanely good combo or insanely good combo?

Any teams run it yet?
>>
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>>128760784
>>Alliance lets DP get through

Yes, very scary.
>>
>>128760897
Kuroky was right
>>
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>pick Puck
>lose

UH DOTARDS?
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>>128760942
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU MUST SHITPOST
>>
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>>128760917
Honestly bigdaddycringetail posters are the biggest cancer on this board. Not that I disagree though.
>>
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>>128760814
>>
>>128760659
fuckyou
>>
>>128760980
i dont think that's nutella faam, still hot tho
>>
>>128760917

>this same Backstabby HoneyLans webm every day
>>
>>128761001
Puck is a faggot hero. Nothing of value is lost.
>>
A K K E
>>
holy shit akke
>>
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>akke
>>
That was pretty nice
>>
holy shit akke
>>
BIG PLAYS
>>
Just imagine if Liquid had Zai
>>
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THAT FUCKING TEST OF FAITH HOLY SHIT
>>
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Akke
>>
>missed that play because i was shitposting
every time
>>
>>128760814
>>
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>>128761103
Didn't he just persuade the creep and smash him?
>>
reminder that liquid are literally our guys and alliance is reddit
>>
>>128761143
>not having two monitors
>>
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WHY DIDN'T HE JUST RUN TO HIS OWN BASE
LIKE
HIS TOWER WAS JUST THERE
INSTEAD HE RUNS TO THE ENEMY JUNGLE
BRAVO MIND CONTROL
>>
this is bulldog's first appearance on weaver, right?

i'm confident with his weaver
>>
>>128761169
Yes.
>>
>americlap gets clapped to death for first blood
tiptop kek
>>
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>>128761151
Thanks!
>>
>>128760980
nutella is disgusting fuck off you creep
>>
>>128761193
his weaver is pretty good
>>
>>128761185
M-MUH JUKES
>>
>>128760980
would you get some kind of infection jamming doodoo in a vagoober
>>
>>128761230
>American bear aids Sweden with a mighty clap
>>
>>128761185
He must have assumed Chen was coming from his hard camp with a creep
>>
Can that chinese guy stop commentating? I hate that nasal chinese english accent.
>>
>>128761349
At least LD is just like 50% louder than his co-caster today instead of 200% like yesterday.
>>
>>128760814
why is she so smug?
>>
>>128761349
Winter is based, get out anon
>>
>>128761349
Literally how new are you.
Winter is one of the best analyzer period.
>>
>>128761349
>70 more posters than normal
>don't know winter
The summer never ends
>>
>>128761349
>hating on Winter

Literally murder yourself
>>
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>trying to gank S4
>>
>s4

jesus christ
>>
What's a good way to build Dragon Knight?
>>
>>128761349
>hating on winter
back the fuck off???
>>
>>128761230
>americlap

wat?

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/MinD_ContRoL
>>
how often do gyrocopters get treads
i feel like this is an artour thing
>>
>meanwhile the unnerfable cancercopter is freefarming

Alliance lost.
>>
>>128761440
its always summer somewhere on the planet
>>
>>128761349
>chinese
you've made a fool out of yourself
>>
fucking s4 ruining the dream
>>
>>128761440
>tfw gyro has 25% winrate at starladder
>tfw dp has 38% winrate at starladder
Liquid lost
>>
>s4 is pushing mid
>Deal 100 damage to the tower
:^)
LD with the spot on analysis.
>>
>>128761409
>>128761429
>>128761440
>>128761471
Fucking chink lovers. He might have knowledge but his voice is shit. I would rather hear Zyori than him.
>>
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YOU ENTERED THE WRONG GAME LIQUID
>>
>>128761349
>newfag
>>
>>128761575
Found the rampant ball sniffer
>>
>>128761569
Heroes respawn but they're never ever getting back that structural damage!
>>
>tfw EG won this tournament too

when will they be stopped
>>
>>128761575
>I only care about le hype
Go watch the LeL tournament.
>>
>have faggot dragon of no game impact
>and parkinsons wizard of worst hero in the game status
>and skittering bug of shit carrying

Alliance lost.
>>
why isn't there a "no" in the chat wheel?

I'm muted.
>>
>liquid on full tilt
>>
gg alliance won

go next LIQUID
>>
Alliance really putting on that PREÄJYRE
>>
is bulldog building linkens? literally worthless this game
>>
>>128761628
>pretending you never sniffed your balls
You're either a liar or a woman.
>>
on a scale of 1 to 10 how tilted is liquid right now?
>>
>>128761774
Keyword being rampant.
>>
WHY DID HE SILENCE XD
>>
>>128761774
not with the gusto that zyori applies
>>
did alliance become good again, or is everybody else terrible
>>
liquid really lacking that LAN experience i think
>>
>Weaver building linkens
NotLikeThis
>>
well dayum
i thought liquid are supposed to be good
>>
ALLIANCE IS BACK
>>
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

JESUS

FULL FUCKING TILT
>>
if alliance actually win ti again this year i think im done
>>
>>128761774
I sniff my balls all the time just not when there's a camera around.
>>
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>go for a five-man gank on the support
>get wiped
>>
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?
>>
>>128761859
pretty much every one of alliance heros are currently meta as fuck. alliance is a patch team and this is their patch
>>
>>128761817
to get rubick steal it instead of his nuke
>>
This is like old Alliance, and they don't even have the classic bulldog heroes.
I'm impressed desu
>>
>>128761859
Their heropool got buffed so hard
>>
ohh fuqq :DDD
>>
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>>128761904
>alliance will be the first team to win 2 TIs

BASED SWEDEN
>>
>>128761774
I never sniffed my balls in front of thousands of people.

I think only few people in the world has this award.
>>
>>128761657
Honeypot, doesnt count
>>
>>128761919
>>128761947

wisp?
rubick?
spectre?
>>
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>>128761669
>why isn't there a "no" in the chat wheel?
>I'm muted.

Ask Valve that.

I have emailed them this 3 times over 2 years now as a suggestion but they don't care.
>>
>>128761774
Zyori pls go
>>
>>128761658
see >>128748895
>>
>>128761973
Who is this semen xenomorph?
>>
>>128761905
>>128761905
>>128761905
NEW THREAD
>>
>>128762168
>TEST OF FAITH
new girl in star wars
>>
>PEE NOISE mentioned

EVERYONE DUCK, THE MIDGETS ARE EMERGING FROM THE TREE TOPS!
>>
BRUNO IS ICEFROG CONFIRMED
>>
le balanced dirtghost
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