Street Sweeper a shit edition
>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
>Perk Deck Guide:
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
>Latest Updates Here:
>Mods and Lua:
>surgeon's sight and the speculator's one still have a concealment penalty,
Overkill confirmed for hating fun.
>implying the ghost skill tree isn't viable for stealth,
>mfw driving by accident into the crowd near the accident at the beginning of Goat Day one,
Also is it only me or the truck is bugged as fuck ? Kept clipping to the ground to the point of having to restart because i couldn't secure goats.
>he isn't capable to take all the shortcuts possible while still being able to kill everything on sight.
Daily reminder that techforcer is the most balanced build in this game.
Recently got back into the game, and I'm finding the newest version of goonmod's old gagecoin cost values do nothing. Where do I find the new values to edit the amount of gagecoins things cost?
>agree with pubbies to go loud on Jewelry store Ovk,
>melee the guard on the back without alerting anyone,
>we finally decide go full "fuck it" and just lockpick the windows and harass the customers because of the lack of security apart from the two cops at the donut stand,
>mfw we finish the heist stealthly with an ICTV on and loud AR,
>there are people who are so triggered by the goat simulator aspect they can't even appreciate this recent heist,
Just admit at least the driving part on day 2 was fun,
>Nova's weapon mods don't drop at all for the moment,
>devs will only throw a fix this next monday,
For a collaboration dlc planned since six months, that's really some shitty work Overkill.
>all those people talking about meta weapons who still don't realize the car has the best damage against special units,
running over a dozer is always satisfying
>did fucking overkill added a hotline miami heist? this is a new low.
>that feel when believing that the farmer miserable achievement would take more than an hour just like the Big oil one but it end up taking only half of the time, being finished in 40 minutes.
Feels good man.
newbies and shitters, use dual pistols
Solid, dependable, but not extraordinary
Best guy in the crew
Memers but decent
Not very interested in the game and/or memers
Think they're cool; are actually 14. Not very good.
Attentionwhores, killwhores, leave at the first sight of trouble
This player does not exist.
If they're wearing an animal mask or Biker, they're second only to the Chains main. If they wear anything else, they're trash.
Pretty decent but with a splash of memer.
Pretty good, team players.
Very probably weeb, says nothing, pretty alright. Dedicated inspireslut.
I-III infamy players who think they're hot shit, spend 20% of the game on the ground.
>This player does not exist.
>used to main Wolf since PD:TH
>pub a lot since my group can't always play at the same time, rely on in-game callouts
>no new voice lines since summer '14
>holding out for Ulf to update lines
>switch to Sokol because he was up to date with all of the lines at the time
>they announce that Ulf never coming back
>tfw when no new Wolf lines never EVER
>but I'm a techforcer
>get pissed that half the time I don't get to play her because faggot dodgefag who get downed and insta-leave.
>>tfw the promo video for it has the characters as annoyed with the heist as the fanbase was
I really can't place what are you trying to say here. Why the fuck wouldn't they be annoyed? For them, it's like Watchdogs all over again but with living, screaming and running bags.
>implying the Dragan players aren't the chill and cool ones who've seen everything and just want to have fun,
Not yet, devs need their weekend and their payday too. They should release the fixes on monday or tuesday.
>goat heist dw
>6 minutes in
>3/4 of the people are in the apartment puting out the fire
>shitter is by scaffolding on the second end of the map in the middle of assault
>Grinderfags deserving anything other than cumfilled shit pies.
but i was having
what would be a better investment
GL40 is fun and meta at the same time but the Mosconi or AR can be good choices too. Nothing wrong with having fun with akimbo though, it's just that in some builds, those four points added in something else can make the difference.
>mfw hearing Vlad spelling "goat" in the trailer,
Hm, I don't like playing with grenade launchers that much
Is deathwish doable with akimbo or do I really need something more efficient if I don't want to be nothing but a hindrance to my team?
light crossbow HE is just better than gl40 in every way: faster reload, more ammo, more accurate, faster projectile and more concealable.
Gl40 has bigger AoE (maybe) but not by much and it pretty much never helps.
Doing Firestarter with just the AMCAR, Chimano 88, and suit (I think the armor bag needs to be used as well)
Its the monthly job currently
HE Rounds range is set to 2 meters, Grenades from a launcher are 3.4. It's actually pretty damn noticeable and the grenade launchers have stupid high ammo pickup.
The only real advantage I can think of for HE weapons over an actual Grenade Launcher is that they can crit, M79/M32 can't crit.
they're alright but the main appeal comes not from having a good primary but from going akimbo and doing sick-ass Max Payne jumps.
the game is piss-easy now, have fun with your builds.
Im sure it is but I figure why not ask if anyone else wants to play the videogame
Speaking of, we need one more
All the ammo you would pick up the crossbow has already got at the start of the heist because of the vastly bigger ammo pool.
It is also better at quickly killing multiple shields of any size and stunning bulldozers.
2m is quite enough for clearing groups and has saved me hostages when a bigger blast would've killed them.
So I stand by me that it's better than the grenade launchers but you're entitled to your own opinion.
>My preferred 4 switches between Chains, Sokol, Houston and Jacket depending on what build I want to use
>Only use Tony's Revenge if I'm playing Jacket
I can live with this list
TACKY ASS 80'S DESIGN BEST DESIGN
I LIKE MY NES
Did they added barrel/stock to card drops for new shotgun already?
>spent money on this because I thought it looked cool
>The Judge is better
Just kike my shit up.
Did 2 side jobs yesterday, got 2 of those huge metal silencers (i'm bad with names) in a row.
Two days, keep those helmets flying ;)
Nigga, if i wanted to be spoonfed i would call your mom.
>crew try to quietly get all the goats in the trailer, without carrying any weapons,
>streets are crawling with cops in-game with choppers and even captain fucking winter.
Guess they must have cut the parts of the trailer where the crew were genociding the cops while handling the crashes and other bugs.
Actually, if you crouch immediately after spawning with your detection low enough you can slip away from the initial scene and get maybe 10-15 seconds of stealth in before the cops automatically get alerted.
>The classic excuses poorfags make.
One day you'll get off autismbux and realize 10 dollars isn't anything to fret about.
I will poorfag.
Enjoy being pennyless and making excuses for it.
Any good stealth missions? Getting sick of running shadow raid over and over.
Git gud maybe? Desync is an issue, yes, but it's nowhere near game-breaking. I often stealth with my friend and it works just fine, both of us do objectives.
If desync's so bad on your side I'd suggest using Pocohud's desync resolver, it kinda helps.
>straight running instead of shift-jump-crouch
It's also an extreme case of desync (or just a dumb bug because game's full of them), shit like this never happened to me when I stealthed in co-op. Detection meter instantly filling up to 99%, yes, that happened a lot, but not this.
To be fair, that guy was retarded.
You never open that door because that opens up pathing for guards and civ to go through that door and that sewer grate is supposed to be your safe haven while you're lugging the Artifact.
>Not very interested in the game and/or memers
Slap a silencer on it and clear all break points with silent killer
I like the deagle with marksman sight, ext mag and bling grip. Concealment is high enough, it beats the baby deagle in mag size, acc and stab and it sounds great. The bronco is more stylish and slightly more powerful, but I cant say no to 10 more rounds
Its because he is wrong, if you are a fag that can't afford .03 cents for a skin most of them being ugly as fuck and then you end whining about, well then you got a problem
JOCELINE SKIN WHEN
>Maybe on Monday. Overkill's not working on the weekend.
Not that i have something against it, but they fucking know that there is a fuck ton of bugs after every update. They could have had day off later.
Dockyard, Golden Grin Casino and First World Bank are the most fun. The last two mostly because you can do them really fast once you are familiar with them. Dockyard is just great on death wish because there are lots of guards and civilians but also lots of nooks and crannies. The location of keycards, computers and radios differs so much that you almost always go all across the map to get to them. It's one of those heists you will have to restart more often, but I don't mind trying it again. Getting a lot of extra loot is a real sport.
>No. I don't like Overkill
Why? Because they made optional micro transactions?
Crimefest and all that bullshit is the only reason people ever give, so yeah, that just sounds like poorfag whining.
Again, get over yourself.
Again, why defend a company that doesn't care about you at all? I just said here >>128823416
that you can keep spending you money. That's what you want to do with your money. I personally don't want to, so I won't. Neither decision is objectively right; it's just subjective. And again, quit feeding the argument and let it die.
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Knew What I Was Doing Was Wrong (i_knew_what_i_was_doing_was_wrong)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)
Remember that today's the last night to do the weekly side job for an Infamous quality The Grin mask!
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
I was doing some calculations to determine the ammo efficiency of assault rifles, basically total amount of ammo vs. amount of headshots to kill common enemies (in this case, grey guys and tan guys on DW). I also factored in the damage boost from Underdog, since that's working most of the time.
There was a tie for the highest ammo efficiency. The first was the M308, with an efficiency rating of 70:
(( 70 / 1 ) + ( 70 / 1 )) / 2 = 70
The second was any 240 round, 40+ damage AR, but I focused specifically on the Clarion. It also had a rating of 70. Interestingly, it (and other ARs like it) could potentially be higher since they are more easily concealable, and thus are good candidates for Low Blow crits:
(( 240 / 4 ) + ( 240 / 3 )) / 2 = 70
Anything inbetween, like the 150 rounders or the 90 rounders with 80+ damage, had less ammo efficiency, Underdog boost or not.
So your "efficiency rating" is "how many cops I can kill without ammo pickups". Definitely bullshit then.
What kind of ammo efficiency math doesn't even account for ammo pickups? I bet you shoot at street cops from the Rats 2nd floor and complain you don't have enough ammo to cook 7 bags.
>Wow, the M308 is so ammo efficient because it can kill the most cops if you magdump it
>And 240 round ARs
>This is such an amazing discovery!
That's average number of cops killed per magazine, not efficiency.
"Efficiency" is a technical term.
Efficiency = Output / Input
If it's less than 1, it's inefficient. If it's equal to 1 or greater, it's good. You learn this shit in basic high school science classes.
So if you want to rate ammo efficiency, you would divide the number of bullets you spend to kill a cop, and then divide it by how much ammo you get on average (since the range is 2%-5% I think, 3.5% ammo pickup rate sounds like a good average).
Don't try to make things up without justification, and don't use words that you don't know the meaning of.
>you would divide the number of bullets you spend to kill a cop, and then divide it by how much ammo you get on average
Whoops, I got that upside down. It's
ammo efficiency = (ammo pickup) / (ammo spent)
>muh ammo pickup
You know that shit got boosted in the recent update, right? You know it's totally negligible if you actually know how to aim, right? You know the 240 rounds have obscene ammo pickup anyway, don't you? You're probably the type who uses up all the ammo pickups and ammo bags and then complains about running low, even though all you brought were FAKs.
>Trying to unlock mods for the gewehr
>Trying to kill dozers
>Break the visors
>Some akimbo dodgefag runs in at the last second to steal the kill
>every fucking time.
I'd have at achievement 10 times over if people would stop doing this fucking shit.
I don't give a shit what you think about game balance or how you think I play.
He (or you, I can't tell) incorrectly called it "ammo efficiency". That's all that matters.
If you're going to theorycraft and throw random bullshit numbers around, at least get it right.
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Fuck, missed one.
Yes. This is how the real world works.
You use a word wrong and you present the wrong equation(s), somebody reading your results about how the M308 and the Clarion were the most "ammo efficient" guns in the game is going to call you out on your bullshit.
Getting mad and calling me names and saying something about wasting ammo because I have FAKs(?) doesn't change the fact that you're wrong.
And then when you're proven wrong, you apologise and issue a retraction / correction so people can actually understand what you were originally talking about. Here, since I'm real nice so I'll do it for you:
>I was doing some calculations to determine how many cops you can kill with assault rifles without ammo bags/pickups, basically total amount of ammo vs. amount of headshots to kill common enemies (in this case, grey swats and tans on DW). I also factored in the damage boost from Underdog Basic, since that's working most of the time.
>There was a tie for the highest potential kill counts. The first was the M308, with a kill count potential of:
>(( 70 / 1 ) + ( 70 / 1 )) / 2 = 70 cops for 70 bullets
>The second was any 240 round, 40+ damage AR, but I focused specifically on the Clarion. It also had a kill count of 70. Interestingly, it (and other ARs like it) could potentially be higher since they are more easily concealable, and thus are good candidates for Low Blow crits:
>(( 240 / 4 ) + ( 240 / 3 )) / 2 = 70 cops for 240 bullets
>Anything inbetween, like the 150 rounders or the 90 rounders with 80+ damage, had lower potential kill counts, Underdog boost or not.
That wasn't so hard, was it?
Now we wait for somebody to post "Wow, it's fucking nothing!" and greentext
>pointless autistic theorycrafting
Good to know it's not only my problem. There have been a lot of crashes since today and I wanted to look over here for some help.
>Do you play with or without mods
The full story is much longer than that. You see, Overkill was founded by Bo and Ulf Andersson, two bothers. After the mild success of Payday: The Heist they were bought out by Starbreeze, a relatively small publisher, and work on Payday 2 began. However, a new employee at Overkill also working on Payday 2 was David Goldfarb, the jew. Now this is where I need to go off topic a bit to explain something.
Swedes have no inhibitions. They don't know when to stop at something. They began embracing multiculturalism and the country turned into a cucktry. They began embracing feminism and now "manspreading" is illegal on public transportation. If you teach a swede to hold his breath and swim underwater, he'll dive into the ocean and never return. Goldfarb was not aware of this.
Goldfarb began teaching Overkill the ways of the jew, preorder incentives, grinding to keep people hooked, DLC weapon packs galore, but David was a smart jew. He knew that if you jew the goy too much they start to catch on, but Bo, being a Swede, could not stop himself.
Soon Overkill began a violent transformation, nickel and diming was everywhere, monthly paid DLC packs, after a while even Goldfarb was disgusted by the development and left. Bo's brother Ulf however had the restraint gene which is rare among Swedes, so he didn't agree with this change in tactics. Eventually, Bo became so jewish that he killed the CEO of Starbreeze and declared himself the new CEO, stating that his name is now Bo Anderssonburg. Ulf, saddened by the loss of his brother, continued to work on Payday 2 for as long as he could bear, until finally he could no longer stand to be a jewish puppet, and left.
Ulf was Wolf's voice actor. So that's why Wolf has no voice now.
>suggest keeping gold bags in between two possible escape points
>heister move bags early
>move bags back to center
>helicopter spawns on his side
i didn't mean to cuck you anon
please forgive me
Nobody know the full story but it seems that Wolf's actor had somekind of depression or mental issues that were really harsh to him, although not to the point of making him crazy or anything.
As much as he loves his wolf character, doing lines seemed to be a lot for him (finding the right intonations and such) so he needed to stay away from this.
The whole story should be explained in an interview he had with TCN on twitch.
Never said he was a retard or mentally challenged, having some bad phases happens to everyone. Also found the link of the interview.
Ulf literally went straight out of Overkill into working at his new gig at 10 Chambers. He isn't depressed. Although he might've been working with a bunch of greedy jews killing the game he built.
They might get banned from the official Overkill Cocksucker Steam group. Which has no downsides that wouldn't be rectified by using the DLC unlocker the cheater was already using since that's the only thing Overkills "anti-cheat" detects.
Also, Ulf severely damaged his vocal chords when trying to record lines for wolf. The character involves quite a lot of screaming, and he simply couldn't handle the physical stress it tolled on his throat.
I believe he even had to go to the hospital at one point.
I got it on four stores in the convenience store. The jump from next to the ATM to just in front of the register is very consistent. If the cloaker happens to just miss you, kill him asap. Killing him right after sometimes counts as well.
>tfw that's the only achievement of the DLC that I have because of all that fucking crashing
It was easy
THE PROBLEM IS SEEING RETARDS TRYING TO GET IT INSTEAD OF MOVING THE FUCKING GOATS
>"If you don't have at least one KC saved for the last door of day 2 I'm kicking all of you"-host
>in OVK difficulty
>He's infamy 25 with who is aced in every skill in every tree.
>He gets downed in the lobby
>Cheating in this game
>cheating and still being shit at this game
>Gewehr looks so good.
>Can't make it "perfect" like I can with the Heavy Eagle.
I mean 88 acc and 100 stab for all intents and purposes is perfect
speculator strong in the safehouse
Is it safe to say the Dragonlord skin is the best legendary skin ?
Is entertaining heisting with the weapons whose skins I have
The only real meta crew would be a techforcer dedicated to the saw/c4 and maybe the expert driver asset to make everything shorter as possible, the rest being inspire guys covering the asses of everyone but that's an extreme scenario.
>implying that silent drill basic isn't a nice compromise for your ears and getting to the tier 5 of the technician skill tree.
>What about saws?
Although they're not essential, saw always make life a lot easier, especially on Hotline miami day 2 where you can save a coke bag from being flushed or Meltdown where you can stay on the move and don't lose time on the gates,
Would like to say Golden Grin Casino but it's almost pointless to be honest.
>tfw only ever play with full crew of friends doing >>128859198
>tfw always having every tool, asset and buff available
How can you faggots really play this in pub?
Anyway, meta for crews: something to counter shields (gl and/or sniper, something to counter dozers (thanatos or rpg or fucking invincible guy with smg), all stacking buffs for everyone, all mandatory skills for everyone.
is this update giving anyone else an unbelievable amount of strife
>constantly crashing and disconnecting
>hosting a lobby and never finishing it with the same people because of said crashing and disconnecting
>the above making it impossible to play with friends for a extended period of time, even a short heist like mallcrashers
>the absolute biggest influx of shitters to date in any sale/update ever compounding with all of this
>IX-70 host in a CTV decide to put birth of the sky normal,
>decide to follow because why not,
>guy get six times down and act clueless and slow half of the time,
>pubbies aren't better since they went both in custody,
It just happens,
>Go away for a few months
>CS:GO crates and skins for guns
>They made a pay DLC for the chivalry asset release
>Goat Simulator DLC
Loco all night.
guess the point break heists were the best part of late 2015.
/cmp/fag reporting in, those reload times have never been so lovely.
>tfw still no straight grip for the CMP to increase her concealment.
>do the new heist on DW
>crash during the bridge rotating
I fucking hate this bridge, I keep crashing there all the fucking time, FUCK
FREE MONEY TUTORIAL
>have me and my brothers account with payday
>make 10 new steam accounts
>steam share payday to all
>steam achievement manager all three achievement safes and drills
>unbox 30 safes, get 20$ in shit
>he doesn't know the free safes don't drop since last thursday.
It works in the sense that you can farm it.
It won't work in the sense that the Steam Sharing thing unequivocally links the farming accounts to the main account, not to mention the fact that they probably pool the free skins and shit to one account because you can't transfer steambuxx.
Even if they don't get caught now, all it takes to lose it all is one Valve employee looking at any of the accounts and noticing the pattern. I bet Valve has internal metrics that already tracks these things. They learned all of their mistakes from TF2 and misc. events like the coal fuckup. This won't get far.
>getting $20 in shit from 30 safes
>mfw seeing a level 33 saleshitter farming Four Stores Overkill for money, only to buy the reinfeild and the predators 12G at the end,
>he's not aware of the meta or the breakpoints for the Death Wish difficulty,
46 is fine although it can be seen as weak.
>Overkill copying CSGO skins,
>that feel when it's actually close to Clover's voice actress
Play more goy, be more passionate on those Diamond Store and Go Bank jobs.
I started playing again after nearly a year, does Goonmod still exist and allow you to get GageCoins?
Haven't played since stat skins and micro-trans drills were added.
Can I still use a dlc unlocker to get around all the jewery and miles of dlc content they've whored out for?
Meta-4 still best weapon or have one of the dlc weapons supplanted it?
>being a faggot who thinks stat skins and optional micro-transactions are something to be butthurt about
Don't bother coming back, drink bleach instead.
Still wrong. No one owns trollface.
Let me repeat that. No one owns trollface.
Just because someone you sued settles with you to stay out of court doesn't mean you own it. It means you were a big enough pain in the ass that they paid you to fuck off.
Do you also think that Games Workshop owns the term space marine?
Or that Rebellions Developments owns the term rebellion?
Or that Susan Komen owns the term * for a cure?
Actually it means that, and about the terms, no one can sue you because of that but you can say that they "coined" it, making it a thing being them the creator of said thing
But if you want, DC and Marvel owns the rights of the word "Superhero"
Is the same, you’re still stupid
No you don't
Modify the Shop.lua to change all the prices to 0, remember to force the mod and have enabled the next options
>Gages mod shop
Because you're retarded I'll spell it out for you.
In the UK? Games Workshop OWNS the term Space Marine. In the US GW does not own Space Marine.
In the US Susan Komen OWNS any permutation of <blank> for a cure. In Europe Susan Komen doesn't own this term.
In the US Rebellion Developments OWNS the term Rebellion when used in the video game industry. That is until their ownership was challenged in court and overturned by a judge. Now they do not own the term despite registering it.
What does it mean to own something with copyright? Simply that you have registered it in any country.
I could register the word Anonymous in Tokelau and I would own it.
>people still play this game in an attempt to justify all the money they sank into it
>and spend less than $200
>$200 on a video game
I mean I've also spent less than $200 on PD2, to wit: $30 when it was on sale a few summers ago but holy shit $200?
You could have put that money towards a newer video card, faster processor, additional/faster hard drive,
latest gen console, new monitor/tv etc goddamn.
I've played dota for over 5000 hours and haven't spent a dime on it.
wow what a faggot
also the original was coolface
Yeah that's some jewery right there.
>see popular internet maymay
>make an alteration of it and post it
>say that post is evidence that I created the maymay and register it.
>rake in money
Didn't someone else do the same thing with lolcats?
Fuck, I need to hurry up and claim sadfrog so I can monetize pepe's hold up.
>tfw I had the idea to monetize all these fucking memes floating around on the internet way back when they weren't even on t-shirt yet but I wasn't enough of a kike to go through with it
sucks having morals.
>tfw first time I went to the casino won 3k from my 200 I brought because I got really lucky at the roulette table
I've lost 5k probably since chasing that same high at the same casino
Instructions unclear. Head lodged in wall.
Are you dense? You can kill 12 cops with Deagle/Beagle if none of them are tans, because they can't hit the 182 breakpoint without wasting 12 points in Ghost (Silent Killer Basic + 8 points on filler, beyond the 10 useful points in Ghost) on top of 8 points on Gunslinger Aced. The Bronco hits 182 without spending all those skills.
Look how threatened this guy is by ghost skills.
Its nearly comical.
I heard you guys like silencers.
R8 my judge
Nigga, Beagle oneshots tans in the head without any skills, learn to shoot shitter.
>Meta-4 still best weapon or have one of the dlc weapons supplanted it?
AMR-16 with Dmr kit is the real meta now.
lfm to do Wind of Change achievement
>Join steam chat
>One bot and two people there, one speaks Russian, the other speaks German
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Managed to clear it with the help of some anons. Thanks again brethren.
Who is the bot
The fuck dude, you sure you got the right chat? A lot of fags suddenly join and leave 5 secs later without saying shit, as always, but we actually heist
>Some faggot has inspire aced
>Ups people from behind walls
>Didn't clear the shit that downed them in the first place
>they just get downed again, and again
Holy shit. I can't fucking stand pubbies who run this.
>get caught out because I was being foolish
>two sheilds pong down and a sniper shoots ms
>get inspired up from a guy behind a wall
>the second I can move again the sniper instantly downs me before I can move
>repeat till custody
>all those people who don't get the importance of sticking together,
There are dozens of weak cops on the street with perfect accuracy, you just know you can't fool around like on Overkill,
Has the modding community finally went too far ?
>mfw doing it with bots on DW,
Fun just never end, poor Wick though.
>not using the bernettis for its balanced stat,
Baby deagle users no need to apply
>not send an invitation to the autism awareness group to people complaining about copying loadouts,
That will sure show them.
>see the minion's damage,
This was voluntary, wasn't it ?