Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

1th for fuk n2o

>tfw your husbando still hasn't noticed you

OK but the Railposting has been happening on EVERY thread since like two weeks ago or more

Also which dunderfuck made that thread on /v/?

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>Start as the Warden
>Have a completely insane round
>Somehow get mixed in 90% of the shit going on
>Try to fill in as the HoS during suddenlyskrites
>Get betrayed and dragged away by a borg
>Borg drags me into a pod and sits infront of me
>Gets locked down
>Skrite tears the pod open and rips it apart
>Skrite leaves
>think it's over now
>It comes back and removed the borg's corpse
>Die horribly

So did that unnamed Engineer survivor die in the brig with the rest of sec or what?

>>128740392
>hey guys lets stop this railposting by railposting!
Good work man

>>128740448
I was just commenting on the last time on /ss13g/ thing
But yes please stop the Railposting

>>128740447
I died at escape to around 10 skrites.

>boot game up
>''shuttle has docked''
>go to pods
>loot some dead guy
>"shuttle has left"
>bwoink ''Good work!"
>F1 "I know right"
>I get an award
>use it to fend off an ayylmao when the pod lands but just get owned

all in all 10/10 round

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>>128740447
Some vox that were in the armory uncuffed the engie and me. We armed up and tried to get to escape. I misclick and blow a vox's mechanical eyes out with an ion rifle. A struggle ensues in medbay where all three birds go down while the engie fights to the bitter end.

>>128740553
What's your story, Engie? You had some kind of singleplayer adventure before landing on the station?

Oh and whoever shot me with that ion rifle in the brig, thanks. Not only did you drain the laser rifle, but you also made me unable to see shit due to my mechanically assisted eyes.
Luckily they were only assisted and not fully mechanical or I would have been totally blind

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>>128740392
>>128740448
Favorite meme

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That adminbus may have been one of my favorites that I've ever done. I think it was up there with Andromeda, except that only one person actually got the explore the ship.

Here's how it worked:
>build a big ship, surround it in transit space so it looks like it's flying through space at high speed
>make it look pretty normal, locked doors, the thing was designed to railroad the player through in a certain order
>deadchat said it seemed like a PS1 era horror game
>pick our lucky player from deadchat
>he wakes up in a sleeper, spooky ambiance starts playing
>he gets instructed to go to engineering to get on an escape pod
>it's locked
>he loots an engineer corpse to get access
>lets him in
>hears banging coming from the inside of the escape pod, I tell him he should probably get a weapon
>he gears up with tools and cuts through the wall into a new area
>get into the vault, it's completely empty and pretty damaged except for one single pistol
>he goes to another door, banging sounds play and he gets a message about how he REALLY doesn't want to go in there
>goes back to the escape pod with a gun, kills the monster in there
>eventually gets the thing fixed up, escapes the Horizon with SOMETHING hot on his tail
>gets to the station, tells people about what happened
>makes a point of acting really shell shocked about it, says that the Horizon was intact despite NT saying it's in pieces
>eventually NT realizes that the thing was blown apart
>a big chunk of it (incidentally, the room that the Engineer didn't go in because of spooky noises) impacts at escape
>skrites pour out
>comms go dead, lights blow
>a tator plasmafloods at the same time
>i go around watching little pockets of resistance fight for a while and then get overwhelmed
>think basically everyone is dead
>see someone walking around, killing skrites
>it's that SAME FUCKING ENGINEER, being badass
>give him a gatling gun
>shuttles dock
>round ends

The engineer basically got to play Dead Space 1 + 2 Lite Edition

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>>128740620
Rest in peace brave Engineer and Vox(?)

>>128740448
Did someone say pancakes?

>>128740962
thats fucked yo

>>128740871
Now I feel like replaying.

Why is watching pockets of resistance fight a horrible monster across a space ship so interesting?

>>128740962
What the fuck are you on about you memer

But really what is a skrite?

>>128740642
>>128740871


yeah this basically. also learned a bomb suit isn't space proof

>>128741101
I don't know but that was easily my second favorite part of the bus.
Watching little groups stick together and kill skrites before getting overwhelmed little by little.
My favorite part was the survivor of the Horizon relaying all the information he knew about it, partially because he did a good job of RPing it and partially because he actually did the things he was saying.
Normally in a bus like this, I'd skip the beginning part, spawn myself as a survivor or something and then tell them about things that had happened that I hadn't actually done before slamming shit into the station and releasing the monsters.
That was really cool to watch.
But it was a bitch and a half to set up so I don't think that'll be happening again any time soon.
It's a lot of effort to go through for one single person, building a whole ship, getting it powered, filled with interesting stuff, made to look like more than just a box with air and lights.
>>128741221
It's muh OC DONUT STEEL monster.
I decided that we needed more monsters for adminbus purposes, so I sat down, sprited something, and decided I liked it. Then I got a coded it, and got it merged into the game.
It's not based on anything or from anything, it's simply my imagination and mediocre spriting skills, which is why it looks kinda goofy.

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>>128740871
>Get nearly instakilled when event starts by Syndie
>Ask if I can do something to help out
>get skrite (apparently injured unless they start at 40% health)
>have a bit of fun mayhem picking off stragglers and weakened people
skree

>>128741374
I was the engineer.

Holy shit, that was the most fun I'd ever had playing this game. I want to re-play dead space now. You did a really good job.

Did I have any objective other than get off of the Horizon?

>>128741645
No you didn't, you saw every room on the Horizon and there was nothing to do but escape.
I probably could have planned some of the things better but overall it seemed like you got a good time out of it.

>>128740924
around 4 vox. they all got murdered by skrites near the medbay.

>>128741786
Thought so. Great work, anyways.

That was almost as good as your blood bus

ADMINBUS PRO TIP: The base /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid is invisible and doesn't attack players but does follow people around and smash walls while aggroed. It's ultra spooky.

>>128742538
>blood bus
What bus did I do involving blood?

>>128742578
It was... a couple weeks ago, maybe. You and Praecordia I think. You made Rail spout blood everywhere and sent spooky CentComm messages and spawned skrites and filled CentComm with corpses but no monsters

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Suffer not the changeling, the traitor, the cultist.

>>128742751
Do we actually have a military style patrol cap like in that pic?

>>128742716
Oh yeah.
The rail blood thing wasn't related to the rest of it, it was just me picking on a random player nonharmfully.
It seemed like the crew was on edge so it looked like a good time to do spooky bus and reunite the POWER HOUR for a night

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>>128740241
>23 million kpa
>standard earth atmospheric pressure at sea level is 101kpa
That station is over 227,000 times more pressurized than Earth

anyone know how to activate a gas miner?

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Ideas for if that dumb mancrowave gets added.

If a body inside it has robotic limbs or other metal items on them the mancrowave will beep, if they aren't pulled up in time the mancrowave explodes because you can't microwave metal.

Add marshmallow peeps. If some has eaten, or been forcefed, peeps recently and put in the mancrowave it will gib them.

>>128743709
Mancrowave should darken skin colour too so people avoid getting hurt to keep their beautiful aryan features

>>128743581
Use an open hand. If you're a silicon, pray for badmin sempai to save your butthole cause silicons can't reactivate them thanks to gas miner griff being an unmanageable horror.

Muh lowpop murderbone

Okay. Here is the PSA. Please take note, everyone in science or anyone who has seen a slime

At the moment Rabid slimes are broken. They are super fucking murder machines. They just killed the entire crew and any ERT they saw.

NEVER EVER SPLIT AN ADULT SLIME! IT WILL MAKE 2 OF THESE BLOODTHIRSTY CUNTS.

Slimes need to be chilled. I have not had anyone test this for me yet, but you may be able to stop one with a Temperature Gun set to 0 degrees.
Trying to be robust and kill one with a fire extinguisher is the worst idea. The extinguishers don't function very well in an open room unlike the XenoBio labs. You will put a light breeze on them while they fuck you up, then they will just warm back up again and carry on murdering. Please someone put something about Invincible Rabid Slimes in the next OP. We need someone to fix this bug

>Inb4 make a bug report.
People have already

>>128744859
Rabid slimes would fit well in a rapefic

>>128744859
My laptop's screen is literally falling off at the moment (seriously it is really dumb of me to be using it right now) but I will fix this on Monday if no one else has by then

>>128745871
Thank you based codermin

>>128744859
A temp gun set to 0 degrees will instakill baby slimes. Maybe even adult ones, too.

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>Be medbay
>Starts promising with cyrr filling the fridge
>Captain gets shot at roundstart in front of medbay
>Other doctor tells me to "back off, I got this" as he shoves him into cryo with external and internal bleedings
>Has to get cloned because lol no blood
>He will get cloned two more times this round because every time he steps outside medbay, he's instantly killed again
>Other doctor sets out to secure chloral valids and gets horribly murdered subsequently
>Cyrr exactly the same I presume
>Captain with bleedings in cryo AGAIN, complains about stolen PDA
>Try to fix him
>Medbay explodes
>Do my best to salvage the situation but we both fucked from the low pressure
>Captain never got off the wild ride

Sorry captain.

>Cyrr gets within a single tile of you without saying a word
>You're alone

Post yfw

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>>128748410
pat them on the head faggot, there isnt even anything to fear

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>>128748410

>>128747620
But will it insta kill a broken rabid slime?
That is more of what the point was more towards.
It will insta kill a baby slime and leave it ready to be put through the extractor.
It will insta kill an adult slime and break it into 2 rabid ones... Don't do that... Please

>>128750606
That I don't know.

Reminder that Donut Ball victories don't count if the universe was eaten by a Supermatter Cascade afterwards

My bad, i'll stick with HoP chef and bartender.

>>128751050
I AM THE DONUT-BALL CHAMP
ALWAYS AND FOREVER

>>128751115
Better yet, stick with not being a powergaming shit

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>>128751132
I will always remember this

>>128751231
I just stole your cart to fuck around for a bit, then you borged yourself

>>128750498
>he is not afraid of borgs
What a naive fool.

How bout dat super matter

>>128751424
but ive played atleast 1/3rd of a year with him and the only times hes ever done anything worthy of being feared is when i put the hurt on the humans and when he is malf which is a slim majority

>>128751382
You stole the cart, put on full plate armour, equipped the gun and rode around looking for valids. This is what is called powergaming, which is looked down upon, especially when done by heads.

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>>128750498
>there isnt even anything to fear
Shure, buddy.
But cyrr is good expection.

>>128751496
Why would I not keep my gun on me? People steal that shit way too much.

>>128751596
You keep your gun on you but not on your hand unless the code is Blue or higher. You shouldn't have switch the Code to Blue just so you could walk around with a gun out.

>>128751596
Why would you not carry the armoury on you? People steal that shit way too much. Why not set go around the station in galoshes, with gloves on, riding a janicart in a sec hardsuit? You should go to R&D and waste all the diamonds on a bag and a laser cannon, you surely need it more than medbay needs incision managers. I've seen this happen too much. Some new faggot like you shows up, starts acting like a shit, playing heads and powergaming. Most of them are banned now, some have changed to better, some have left. You don't look like you're going to rehabilitate, so I'm expecting a ban.

>>128751858
Nice ban request

>>128751676
The energy gun? I was using that thing as a taser to step the mime aside and ask why he was breaking glass everywhere.
>>128751858
>Admit to not playing captain anymore after this fuck up
>Fuck you get banned you're going to do it again
K fag.

>>128751960
I say the best thing is to avoid all authority roles for a while. Get back in touch with the common spessman. Realize the fact of how unrobust everyone is if they're not wearing Ablative armor.

>>128751960
Learn to read. You yourself have said that you'll stick to playing HoP and other roles. Last shitter I remember was some blue-haired HoP named Kora or something. Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll get on the ban list eventually.

>>128752213
How mad are you that I stole your janicart?

>>128751050
>donut ball
Please explain

What is plasma glasses' benefit over glass?

>>128752363
I wasn't even the janitor, lad

>>128753371
It can resist more hits, and it won't break due to air pressure on its own tile.
Regular and reinforced glass windows never break due to air pressure on adjacent tiles, but if the air pressure on their own tile gets too high, it can cause regular and reinforced glass windows to break.

>>128753371
Also putting plasma glass into the solars increases the power they generate, reinforced plasmaglass increases it even more.

>>128752760
>he doesn't know about donut-ball, the most prestigious sport

>>128753691
Can that be done as a borg?

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YOU CANT KILL MARKUS MEATBALL
HE IS TOO POWERFUL

>>128754746
Yes

>>128754746
I'm pretty sure the matter synth that engieborgs get is capable of synthesizing reinforced plasmaglass, so it should be possible to upgrade them as a borg.

>>128751496
>muh powahgayming
Get load of this solarisbabby.

>>128754763
>ICy OCean
Enjoy your ban

>>128754948
>round is over
hmm....

>>128754948
Round is over faggot.

>>128752363
not very mad, didn't want to be janitor, wanted to breed slimes but the HoP was a nigger.

so i just got borged

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>>128754948
You silly memers and your memes

>>128755117
fuk u

>>128751050
Is that like Grifball?

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>TFW sitting through 3 hours of electoral training

>0 admins


Get on you lazy fucks, I have ahelps

>>128757096
I AM DOING ELECTORAL TRAINING FUUGGGG

>>128757096
>>128757303
BREAKING IN MEANS

TRIAL
BY
FIRE

>>128757303
COME ON YOU SHITTER

>>128757454
Tell me how to SPESS from my phone and I'll gladly save you from your unjust ten minute brig sentence.

>>128751583
>A shitter is a good exception
If you say so

>>128760275
Sometimes they just want a good headpat

>>128760669
Or to spam their usual chloral/polyacid smoke like they always do

>>128760832
Go in and pat them anyway
What are you a faggot?

>>128761079
I'd rather not fuel a faggot's murderboner, thanks.
Especially not a silicon's murderboner, considering that's all they play for.

>>128761374
They also play for cult as CMO/scientist

Why the fuck can't I join? I got redirected to other faggot servers.

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>>128762390

>>128762390
Panic bunker. Denies newer players from trying to join.

>>128762390
Papers, please.

>>128762390

Lifting, try reconnecting in five minutes

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BEST WIZARD LOADOUT?

>>128763427
All slots mutate.
Beat the shit out of everything.

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Paul as an admin when?

He's such a cool chemist, always doing fun stuff for the round, everyone always loves him

Is it just me or is the test server completely fucked?

>>128763427
1 Jaunt, 4 Lightning Bolt

>>128763562
>>128764169
What does multiple uses of one spell do Reduce CD?

So it turns out the only thing that can robust a rabid slime is another slime.

>>128764208
Yep, just reduces cooldown.
In the case of mutate I think only two would be needed to consistently stay mutated.

>>128764246
You can also lead them into space for instakill

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>Join round as Quartermaster.
>Some wizard is around, very clear, AI is out for blood but people defend it.
>We have to kill him, he harms humans!
>There is no potential harm, AI.
>Should I bolt open all doors then?
>People considering purging it.
>Meanwhile a borer slither into me, pretty bro tier.
>Decide I want to build a castle, order knight armours, wood and grass, want to build a throne room.
>Wall off the HoP because can't have two tyrannies, start building and it looks cool.
>fucking wizard jaunts into cargo, start yakkety saxing and survive first round.
>he comes back and borgs me, I become secborg after CE finishes my throne; find him at arrivals and have him lose the staff of change.
>more people come around, everyone goes for the staff and the guy who catches it panics and starts shootin erryody.
>slimes, catbeasts, borgs and niggas flood arrivals all struggling to get the staff
>it changes hands several times, everyone shooting each other
>helpful scientist grabs a hold of the staff, starts to turn people to human
>paranoid HoS comes in, tazes the scientist and someone nabs the staff, starts shooting everyone
>I go back to human and disarm the staff of him, decide to throw myself out in space with the staff
>my face during those last moments.

>>128763562
Kung Fu Wizard Robe when?
I know someone was spriting Wizard Robes.
I want to be the Kung Fu Master getting drunk, jaunting around, and punching people.

>>128764472
So your the one who walled off my office! Did anyone like my golden ticket idea? It was fun throwing gold IDs at people's faces

>>128764472
Wizard here, that was mean. I was just an innocent wizard

>>128764821
Yeah people liked it, especially the treeman.

Too bad the wizard fucked him over.

>>128764472
>>We have to kill him, he harms humans!
I hope to fuck that he was jobbanned

>>128765274
>>128764472
I wish someone had brought this up when I had got on last round

>>128765274
I didn't harm shit I was just staff of changing people

>>128765490
Not you faggot, the first wizard who was completely peaceful, AI based on his name and no ID said it was a wizard and we should kill him.

>>128765490
Even if you were harming people, an AI shouldn't say anything about killing humans under asimov.

>>128765490
Does turning people into catbeasts count as harm, since they're then valid?

>>128765650
>still harming catbeasts

It's the current year people

COME ON

>>128765686
Suffer not the catbeast to live.

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Are wizards humans? The wiki says yes but the in-game rules say nothing.

>>128766156
Human wizards are human. Vox wizards are not human.

Im on russian station and try to blow O2 tank, how to do it?

>>128766156
>other species
>primitive species

TWO THOUSAND

SIX

TEEN

>>128754357
I don't either please explain

Anyone here seen the trailer for Rocket's game ION?

He said it is inspired by SS13 and I noticed the Nanotrasen logo on the wrench at the start. It makes me wonder whether he is truly inspired or just going to rip the whole backstory and then pull another DayZ.

>>128769569
Yes, you're like half a year late.

>>128765409
Prae? I sent you a whole paragraph
SerWind got on and didnt ban him

>Botanists making weed
>Wants into the captains office for the zippo
>AI says no because there's dangerous stuff in there
>On asimov
>ON ASIMOV
>Crew has to convince the AI potential harm isn't real
>"Oh, well I should just bolt open ALL THE DOORS ON THE STATION"
>"Decapitation isn't harmful because it only might kill them"
>See botanist dying of weed on the CMC
>Try and go save him
>AI open
>"No, go get access from the HoP"
>The fucking wizard has to come open the door for me
>Botanist dies the moment I get into weedville

Not to mention his absolute validboner the whole time

An AI ignored several law 2 orders, and allowed a human to die through inaction.

He wasn't banned.

gj SerWind real good admining

>>128741374
I think I was the Captain the very first round the Skrites were used, I think at that point they were just generic mobs with the sprite that could attack really strongly and move at the same speed as humans with no other special powers.
That was a sick round, angry I missed that adminbus round people are talking about.

>Get killed by Skittle because I inject plasma instead of blood

fug

This is definitely going in my top five most embarassing rounds of all time
>Latejoin QM
>Cap yelling about rogue borgs, murderboner
>Order in some weapons crates and set up some IEDs to get ready
>Do the old light-drop-stop dragging on top trick
>Graphical error (?) causes the stop pulling icon to not appear at all (it wasn't lag, I tried pulling a couple of other things before I died)
>IED blows up 1 tile away from me as a result because I don't realize something is wrong until the last moment and just try to book it without ending the pull
>Internal bleeding, but the guns are free
>Stagger to medbay
>Beg chemist and bystanders for blood
>Chemist replies "I'm a chemist" and goes back into chemistry instead of treating me, leaves the IAA to do his duty
>Whisper out, ask him to take the guns and make NT proud

Fuuuuuck

>>128770320
A H E L P

B A N R E Q U E S T

>THIS BORG IS EMAGGED
>BLOW ALL THE BORGS
>AI LAW 2
>AI BLOW THE BORGS
>BLOW ALL THE BORGS, NOW

wew

>>128771334
They can come from Gold slimes?

>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 1 vote and a 25% chance of winning
> Metaclub/ had 1 vote and a 25% chance of winning
> Box Station/ had 2 vote and a 50% chance of winnings

I was the one guy who voted Defficiency.
who else /mischief/ here?

>>128771469
RIGGED

>>128771350
That chemist was a fucking

>>128771534
No matter what you were going to end that sentence with, I already agree with you

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>>128771469
Fuck you Duny

>>128766474
>try to blow O2 tank
>O2 tank
>blow
Are you high or trolling?
anyway read fucking wiki wiki.

>>128771469
D E V I L I S H

>>128771469
Mate, do it on highpop. Always vote for the map with no votes. Be the 6% chance of winning that fucks the majority over

Bonus points if you don't even play next round

Free Kingston

>>128769569
its shitty mmo and its not even 3d

>>128771397
Any Xeno

>>128771374
>le do my job for me
Getting real tired of this shit

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bump

>>128742830
It's the captain's hat you newfag.

>tfw can't play specs mens because your packed in like a can of sardeans in a flight to Chicago.

>can't even pat mfw because no reaction images on phone.

How is it that every time I check, the server is running Deff? Who are these masochists that keep voting for Tubestation 13?

>>128776582

PJB added "Random Weighted Voting", aka the game runs a lottery based on percentages of votes instead of the old system, which was democratic

So even with one vote, Defficiency gets picked occasionally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSJ3b3KwGU
Atmos cooking when?

>>128776810
seems like something RnD could make

GUYS

>>128778552
Lad

>>128778656
Dude.

>>128778656
who ARE you

>shuttle blows up
>then blows up again

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>join late
>shuttle is called
>"you are a traitor steal an RPD"
>fuck that
>buy an e20
>get on the shuttle
>roll a one
>fuck
>mfw somebody else rolls it and kills half the crew

>>128780003
first was e20 then someone used an explosive implant

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>>128770320
>>128769909

Only thing I was told about was him not letting one player into the captain's office and the botany incident.

Had a long conversation with the dude where it became apparent he wasn't fully aware of how AI was played on our server.

No notes about AI shittery. I gave him a note. I'm not gonna ban the dude for making a mistake about how to play AI the first time it comes to the admins attention.

No one told me about how he reacted to the wizard. If you want him banned for something four rounds later that wasn't brought to my or any other admins attention post it on the forum.

So a little explanation on why Ramen can make you fat really easily
>Red hunger starts at 150 nutrition
>Yellow hunger starts at 250 nutrition
>Overfull (gray, at risk of becoming fat) starts at 450 nutrition
>If you drink all 30u of hot ramen in one cup, you get 150 nutrition (equal to 10 nutriment)

So if you walk up just yellow hungry (250) and eat two cups, you're now at 550 nutrition.

>>128780909
Fucking shitmin

Consider yourself a deadmin

>>128780913
Our nutriment system is so fucked.
For example when cooking, either you need to make the final product have ludicrous amounts of nutriment for one piece of food, or make it have sensible nutriment but then suffer a net loss as a result of the cooking, to the point where eating the ingredients would've filled you up more.
I like chef as a job, but it's just difficult to justify when a botanist can churn out 100 watermelons in five minutes and feed the crew just fine without any cooking at all.

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>>128780913

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>>128780913
>raisins are 60 dollars
>Ramen will now be 100 dollars

>>128783554
No.4 Raisins will always be the true gentleman's snack of choice.

Post waifus

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so why aren't vending machine foods free

why is the stock still set to 6 instead of 10

>>128783809
stale old meme

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>>128783809

>>128781559
So what you're saying is that nutriment is the bottom line of cooking, so we should replace the chef with a ramen dispenser and remove Xenobotany machines from Botany since the Botanists can make 100 watermelons in five minutes just fine to feed the crew for the entire shift and then sit with their thumbs up their asses for the rest of the shift since their job is done.

Got it.

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>>128783809

>>128783942
That's fucking hideous

>>128783942
horrifying, please spoiler next time

>>128784048
>So what you're saying is that nutriment is the bottom line of cooking
As far as the rest of the crew is concerned, yes.
I'm not saying we should remove the chef job, but if you're gauging the needs of the crew as a whole, the best option for them is the thing that offers the most nutriment the fastest.

Just because a job is pointless doesn't mean we can't have it, though. We still have Librarian, after all.

>>128784053
You're shit, rail

>>128784053
Fuck off already rail

>>128784053
>people keep posting my screencaps
Feels good.

>>128784238
>the thing that offers the most nutriment the fastest.
If Nutriment is all the crew cares about, why doesn't the crew just ask for sugar pills from the chemist?
Free nutriment in pill form. No need to grow, buy, or cook ANYTHING at all.
And it takes 4 clicks to do. You can't get much faster than that.
There, just got rid of the usefulness of TWO jobs.

>>128783714
cheesy honkers are literally the best snack I don't care how much they gouge me for them

>>128743486
10 Gpa : Pressure necessary to form solid oxygen
18 Gpa : Pressure necessary to form synthetic diamonds

It was at 23 Gpa

>>128785774
Shut up rail

>>128786486
no

>>128785864
For the same reason that Medbay feeds pizza to bloodloss patients instead of giving them sugar pills.
For some reason, ingesting reagents in pill form doesn't generate nutriment in the same way that eating food does. I don't think you could stave off hunger with sugar pills.
Pure nutriment pills work though, I believe.

>>128747620
PROTIP
An emagged Temp gun set to 1000 degrees fucking MASSACRES borgs.
Try it sometime.

>GET THAT UNKNOWN

kek

>weighted vote

>>128784238
>>128784048
>>128785864
>>128786854
Sugar feeds at 1/3 the rate of nutriment either way. You'd burn through chemistry energy faster than someone making a chloral RSG.

Fastest way is Cargo. Guaranteed 150-250 nutriment (2250-3750 nutrition) per crate. Per crate! For reference, a watermelon contains 3 nutriment.

6%
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Who is gbasood? I've never noticed this guy before and now he's a collaborator on github

And I also have seen a guy I don't recognize with a furry avatar commenting on stuff

And somebody with no coding history wanted to make sec valid roundstart cultists as his first PR ever the other day

I can't keep up with all these new people on the repo, what's going on?

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>>128784053
>virologist
>vox
>female

All you need to do is say "Is muslimings yes gib halals" and ERP with a black character and you'll be the single most reviled thing on this general.

>>128787697
If you want to invest a little bit of time in something. The best way to feed everyone is super corn. 100 potency corn can probably make you obese in a couple of bites.

But hey, not like you shits care when all you want is to mash the use buttons a couple of times every 45 minutes so you don't have to deal with the kitchen.

>>128781559
>>128784048
>>128784238
>>128785864
>Tell the botanist to maintain some trays with cabbage
>grind them all down to nutriment
>inject that into whatever food you'd like to cook

There you go, delicious food with a shitload of nutriment.

>singuloose
>be the borg, figure i'll help the AI keep tabs of it
>follow the trail of destruction east, can't see it
>figure it's at virology, go check the outside
>go one step too many into space, now drifting
>big spinny sphere in corner of eye, instinctively take out fire extinguisher module and panic to turn the safety off
>just as i am one square from the gib tile i puff something like 4 times until i get loose from the pull of the singularity
>end up living from surfing the singularity, go back to escape to brag about it
>bomb happens, a human needs dragging
>i drag him in a straight line without looking and collide with the supermatter crystal an engineer was pulling because dude 60 fps lmao
pretty fun round.

I need to know, what did you people think of the IAA?

>>128788173
A good IAA can be the hero of the station using his access for justice and his fax to salvage a shitty situation

Most are just greytide though

>>128740241
when i load up a game half of my tiles are white. the games unplayable, how do i fix this.

>>128788173
Shitty role for shitty people.

>>128788286
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7728

>>128787923
gbasood's sood, active more in the IRC than anything

You'll have to be specific about furry avatar, but if it's something like Fox McCloud then I think that guy's from another server, I think hippie.

That guy was just being ballsy for a first PR/feature, most people are. (I wanted to add a light fading depending on APC charge for my first, meant that charge usage would also decrease over time so you'd end up with a fairly dark but not pitch black station if the engineers were just lazy rather than absent. It got shot down by N3x15 before it even got to PR because it would apparently be laggy)

>>128788173
Best role if you aren't a retard

>>128788373
Everything to do with lights just seems to cause hell for the serber

>>128787953
Cute

>>128788283
>>128788308
>>128788392
I meant last round.

Faggots.

>>128788373
I wouldn't call Fox a furry

I would call this a furry

https://github.com/Jeroen52

>>128788173
IT'S NOT A LAWYER
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNBIASED AND INDIRECT
YOU SUCK NANO COCK HARD

Be it, own it, sell it, don't fuck it up.

>>128788518
Hhehehe.
FYI, I'm Jeroen.

>>128788518
Okay, yeah, purge that with fire and constant application of space bears.

>>128788531
Yep, that's a furry alright

McCloud is still furry though

>>128788575
Prove it

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>>128788518
Furries and foxes go hand-in-hand.

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>>128788674
Ta-da

>>128788749
Then why do we have catbeasts instead of foxbeasts?

>>128789074
So we can kill them.

>>128789117
I'm saying we should have a foxbeast race strictly for killing the ultimate furfag race.

Why didn't that explosion in escape near the end of the last round damage me? It knocked me over and destroyed the floor I was standing on, but I took no damage.

>>128789263
Thats what catbeats used to be

>>128789481
All explosions use randomized results, you just rolled very lucky on the dice

>>128789581
I think the fact I survived both explosions angered the admins because Prae threw me into space out the broken window

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>>128781559
You don't need to go to Botany to get infinite nutriment, you have an icecream machine that creates infinite nutriment just fine in your very kitchen. Every time there's no Chef I just break in and move it to the hallway, bam, infinite nutriment for everyone.
Also, sugar works perfectly fine for nutrition, and guess what, the Chemdispenser makes it for free. Every shift as Medical I fill my hunger bar with that, because chefs are a piece of shit that always have epikk mindbreaker or chef's special sauce in their shit.

>>128783809

The best waifus and husbandos quit spess a long time ago

>>128790330
Wow, so you CAN cure cancer!

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>>128790330
Top ten purest waifus.
And the top ten purest husbandos.

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>>128788518
Get real homo, I'm also a flamboyant furfag in Github and nobody has noticed yet.
Until the day someone tries to actually add something furfag-related to the game, you have zero venue to complain.

>>128783848
Is running out of stock an issue? Even if I wanted to up it cause it was needed, the whole point of all this was to make more interaction with cargo and the chef

>>128791091
>the whole point of all this was to make more interaction with cargo and the chef
>implying anyone wants to interact in a 2D TTT valids simulator

>>128791641
If they don't want to be a slow scumbag there';s a chance they may, that was the intent of the change

>>128788136
How well does directly injecting nutriment into yourself work?

>>128792347
Exactly the same as eating it.

>>128788342
didnt help but thanks

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>>128791091

if the damn things were free or at least $1 for a soda i guarantee they'd need more stocking

i only say 10 stock instead of 6 due to autism

>>128792498
I love this gif. The end is the best part.

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UNBAN KILLETTE
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K
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>>128792794
no

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mothmen when?
seems like a good race

fork in outlet to suicide when

>>128790484
Huthuthuthuthuthuthuthut

>>128792794

i tell you to not fuck up and look what you do

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>>128793521
When you play on hippie

>>128792794
make another /v/ thread and maybe we'll talk

>>128792794
>ban applied by: theeliminator16
Oh god my sides

>>128792498
It sure worked on me, but what was it?

>>128740241
Been looking all over for help but no fixes: Half my tiles are white, games unplayable. Any resources would be awesome.

>>128794387
you need to toggle hardware graphics in preferences

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Looking at old bans is fun and weird, haha

>>128794504
did that - still no good

>>128794601
who is this and why he banned himself?

>>128794620
you gotta toggle it, click okay, then open it again and re-enable it

>>128794142

what's funny about that?

>>128793556
What outlet? There aren't any

>>128795219
he's not a real admin

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>>128795052
no good

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>Be Xenobio
>Get silver extract
>Make food
>Get something called Sarik fruit
>Hungry so I eat it
>Get crippling brain damage and gibber and fall over

Welp

>>128794981
Sarcalogo is the worst that happened to us.

>>128795502
Damn, I forgot about Nevada-tan

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>>128791091
>more interaction with cargo and the chef
My favorite excuse. As someone who actually plays these regularly, no. Sixty dollar beef jerky hasn't made it any more interactive or rewarding. It just makes me a bigger target for greytide bitching.
>wha u meen a ling killt u and u got revive whers MY FUKEN FOOD SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC GET HEEM HES GOT GUNS BACK THER

People might actually order the stupid fucking vending machine packs if they were ever used or ever ran out of food but since our astute german economists want realistically inflated $30,000 chocolate bars, that'll never happen.

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>Following boring ass trial
>Suddenly wizard in the corridor
>Throw some clown PDA i had
>He pretty much decides to run into it
>Steal staff of change
>Turn him into a bee man
>Stock staff in my paramedic closet
>A while later some guy is healing himself in medical storage
>Are you a wizard
>Maybe, maybe not
>Grab staff
>Turn him into a fucking monkey

REMINDER TO NOT GAS ADULT SLIMES WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
IT SPAWNS INVINCIBLE UNDEFEATABLE RABID SLIMES
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

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>>128795502
The best part of playing Botanist is that you can have stuff called "stinging slippery gelthi stem" that's glowing fucking red and people will still practically break in just to eat it off the floor.
Not my fault that these fools have a death wish.

>>128795470
gunna update windows and see what that does.

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>>128793686
>rail systems on tasers

>>128795908
I have no idea what a Sarik fruit was

>>128796013
Which is why you should have reagent scanned it before eating it

guys, i wanted to create a small server for me and my friends but i got few problems
>the download speed of game files is low as fuck for my friends even though my internet is good
>the server itself is laggy
wat do, do i have to buy a dedicated server or something? if yes, then where?

>>128796228
Make an account on Patreon with the name as your ckey, donate anything above five bucks to Pomf, you'll be whitelisted for a premium Byond connection automatically

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>>128796228
You should address the first problem of having no friends.

>>128796536
fuck you ;_;

>>128796228
I've seen this story a lot of times before, with Terraria and Minecraft servers.
The short version is that it just doesn't work. Your friends will almost immediately move away. And that's with games that you can practically play alone, I can't imagine this ever working with SS13. Sorry.

>>128796702
they play ss13 for some time already though, we just want our own server

How do I hold an item up to show it to others in the room?

object tab -> show held item

>>128788140
>Surfing the singuloose
Absolutely Radical

>>128795920
You can attach a flashlight on it though

>>128797048
While we're at it, what is the text command for farting on fallen spessmen?

>>128792498
Explain this fucking gif

>>128797335
Ripped chatlog from an SCP containment center intranet.

>>128797228
say"*fart

>>128794307
>>128797335
>read the window title
The joke is that it is referencing the movie Men in Black.

>>128797457
Well now I have more questions

Jojo shit added when

>>128798929
please no anime faggotry. I realize jojo is irregular anime but i fear a slippery slope.

>>128798929
What are the cafe drinks and the Higashikata Special?

Unless you want "mini antags" as Stands or whatever, or Stone Masks for getting easy Vampire, fuck that shit.

>>128799163
You can put cherries on your ears.
rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

>>128798929
The wizard can already ZA WARUDO
What more do you want, a stand?

Actually, a stand sounds pretty cool.

>>128799380
Miners can dig up an extremely rare mask that, when worn, spikes their brains and turns them into a lesser vampire with no impulse control.

Or another artifact that grants a stand which is just a tough NPC that follow you constantly on the same tile and aggressively destroys anything that harms you

>>128798929
We got stuff in already
Stands wont happen. Its been done and I don't really see it working well on the server.
Jojo brings in a realm of bullshit that would be fun if everyone had it, but then it would not be ss13 and instead be unfun
>>128799163
>Slippery slope
this is a website full of fucking weeaboos
theres already anime stuff in the game, and more is to come. Most anime shit is just too silly to add so it does not.
>>128799760
them be bad ideas
also some other server has stands and even those look like shit and worse, unimprovable. Its not a good idea.

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>[Other Franchise] is cool, let's add [Other Franchise] stuff to the game!

Remember when this used to be a sci-fi game about being a crewmember on a space station?

>>128800367
Can we just have a couple hats hidden somewhere then?

Or maybe some fucking way to work out and get buff

>>128800367
>this is a website full of fucking weeaboos
>theres already anime stuff in the game, and more is to come

exactly why we need to bar any more

>>128799760
Even better, you get to choose what stand you have, and each stand has a different effect.

They're all voice activated

>>128799380
STAND STATION 13 WHEN?

>Traitors are given an Arrow Shard that works as a Syndicate Uplink that gives a powerful Antag 「Stand 」.
>The Syndicate is Passione, NT is Speedwagon Foundation.
>Some neutral people around the station are randomly given 「Stands 」 based on their job to fit the theme of their job. Like the Detective would have a Hermit Purple/Sex Pistols type 「Stand 」.
>Most people are without a 「Stand 」 and have no idea what is going on, and must do their best against it all.
>Blob is now Notorious B.I.G.
>Meteor is now Kars crashing into the station.

>>128801164
Posing as a legitimate way to gain buffs and attack others when

>Double Agent
>Chill in bar waiting for clown
>Chaplin just gives me a d20,
>Know its an e20
>Toss it in medbay
>16
>Alluh Ackbar

Reminder:

When treating vox, put them in the paramedics cryo, along with a cryomix of just pure oxygen.

It is your duty as a proud space American to gas all vox.

>weighted votes
brb going to kill pomf

>>128802321
And then you get banned for non-antag. Whoops

Sorry you're butthurt about me blowing trashbay up

>be tree miner
>decide to test tree people robustness
>get my diamond drill and strap myself with lights
>go fight a goliath in melee
>fucking dunk his shit in and skin it
pretty fun, also the rest of the crew is a shit

>>128802368
Fun Fact: While the PR was open, literally everybody ho responded to it (as far as I saw, at least) supported it
Including people linked to it in-game who usually aren't on the GitHub
Because it's great

>>128802478
Yeah, once someone unloaded an entire assault rifle mag in my face and I was at full health before sec finished arresting them
Dionae are ungodly tough against brute and toxin damage

>>128802368
>>128802539
Imagine the shitstorm if Taxi was still in rotation

>>128803193
It is, it's just taken off the vote list if the population's above I think 20

>>128803304
So in effect it's not in rotation

>>128803193
I love Taxi, fuck you

>>128803402
Would you rail a Taxi?

>>128803669
no but i would taxi Rail!

>>128803669
>>128804134
Rail is only for the occasional hug. We need a new waifu to shitpost over

any news, doomanon?

>ysn013
>Sharding as a non antag. Immediately regretted it. Long list of recent notes. Might want to take a day off and consider things. If you believe this was in error please appeal it on the forums.
>Ismael howard sharding people as non-antg
Nice

>>128792498
Nah, it's fine as is imo which is why I wont change it. Buy food at the chefs, cargo. If you're a jew, you can scavenge it from out of the way vendors. Or buy repacks so when people buy, you make dosh

>>128792794
I TOLD THEM WHEN REI BROKE OUT THE RULE 0'S THIS WAS THE FUTURE. I TOLD YOU GUYS!

>>128795502
You have a reagent scanner in your pda. Might want to use it some time.

>>128796089
>using scanners

POWER GAMERS GO AWAY RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST SHOVE WHATEVER IN YOUR MOUTH THATS WHAT BEING SPESS IS ALL ABOUT

>>128806920
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T REAGENT SCAN MY DICK AND JUST SHOVED IT IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A REAL SPESSMAN

>>128805839
>you have to be an antag to do anything to corpses now

No seriously, are we becoming bay?

They're already dead, we should be allowed to do whatever we want. What, are we going to be banned from looting braindead people next?

>>128807526
It's a bannu to shove cloneable and untried corpses into the gibber.

>>128807646
That's so fucking stupid.

This server has gotten worse and worse in such a short time.

>>128807526
Sharded players are a shade trapped in the soul gem, even if you release them, they can't open doors, can't use anything. A construct shell from xenoarch is roughly 5/1750 large artifact finds. All they can do is attack things very poorly and die to like 3 punches after which where's no way to bring them back. It's taking someone out of the round for no good reason.

>>128807779
You're welcome to leave and be a cancerous shitter elsewhere anytime.

>>128807779
so throwing people out of the round as a non antag is okay because they can just be a diona/golem/posibrain

>>128807892
>It's taking someone out of the round for no good reason.
They were already dead and would only be brought back into the round if they are lucky enough to be cloned. They are already out of the round.

>>128808064
You're welcome to suck my cock you fucking whore.

>>128807779
>It's stupid to be banned for permanently removing someone from the round as non-antag

Okay, pal, okay

>>128808114
You really don't see the difference between being able to potentially re-enter the round and NOT BEING ABLE TO POTENTIALLY RE-ENTER THE ROUND?

>>128808114
>if they are lucky enough to be cloned. They are already out of the round.
So it's okay to shade people with the Happiest Mask near medbay because they were already dead and out of the round and cloning wouldn't matter because they're already dead and out of the round.

>>128808275
>>128808098
>>128807892
>>128807779
>>128808331
>>128808357
Yeah and we should ban people for not taking corpses to medbay, and if you decide to leave the server you have to go lie down in cryo or dorms or you risk getting in some kind of trouble.

Maybe we should just do away with antags having complete freedom to griff too, i mean it's such an old idea and it doesn't seem to work anymore, look at all the people complaining when they get killed by an antag.

>>128808275
>diona/posibrains/golems/borers/pAIs/aliums/admin fuckery don't exist

No one is really out of a round forever, unless they're some kind of faggot that closes the game and cries whenever they get killed.

>>128808524
I like how you always have to turn to even stupider fucking things because your original point wasn't dumb enough

>>128809125
Please tell me how sharding a corpse is different from leaving a corpse you found in a locker in maint.

>>128808524
>>128808772
So it's okay for non antags to griff and kill because the poor sod can come back as whatever they want, as long as it isn't the character they started as initially.

>>>/hippie/

>>128809186
Someone else can put the guy back into the round?

You can turn around and stop being a shit and put the guy back into the round?

Do they not teach critical thinking where you're from?

>>128808114
No, they're dead. not out of the round. A dead man can be brought back.

>>128764472
>Wizards
>Human
They are mutants, not humans.