Last time on /ss13g/
>aurora for some reason
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>Start as the Warden
>Have a completely insane round
>Somehow get mixed in 90% of the shit going on
>Try to fill in as the HoS during suddenlyskrites
>Get betrayed and dragged away by a borg
>Borg drags me into a pod and sits infront of me
>Gets locked down
>Skrite tears the pod open and rips it apart
>think it's over now
>It comes back and removed the borg's corpse
So did that unnamed Engineer survivor die in the brig with the rest of sec or what?
>boot game up
>''shuttle has docked''
>go to pods
>loot some dead guy
>"shuttle has left"
>bwoink ''Good work!"
>F1 "I know right"
>I get an award
>use it to fend off an ayylmao when the pod lands but just get owned
all in all 10/10 round
Some vox that were in the armory uncuffed the engie and me. We armed up and tried to get to escape. I misclick and blow a vox's mechanical eyes out with an ion rifle. A struggle ensues in medbay where all three birds go down while the engie fights to the bitter end.
Oh and whoever shot me with that ion rifle in the brig, thanks. Not only did you drain the laser rifle, but you also made me unable to see shit due to my mechanically assisted eyes.
Luckily they were only assisted and not fully mechanical or I would have been totally blind
That adminbus may have been one of my favorites that I've ever done. I think it was up there with Andromeda, except that only one person actually got the explore the ship.
Here's how it worked:
>build a big ship, surround it in transit space so it looks like it's flying through space at high speed
>make it look pretty normal, locked doors, the thing was designed to railroad the player through in a certain order
>deadchat said it seemed like a PS1 era horror game
>pick our lucky player from deadchat
>he wakes up in a sleeper, spooky ambiance starts playing
>he gets instructed to go to engineering to get on an escape pod
>he loots an engineer corpse to get access
>lets him in
>hears banging coming from the inside of the escape pod, I tell him he should probably get a weapon
>he gears up with tools and cuts through the wall into a new area
>get into the vault, it's completely empty and pretty damaged except for one single pistol
>he goes to another door, banging sounds play and he gets a message about how he REALLY doesn't want to go in there
>goes back to the escape pod with a gun, kills the monster in there
>eventually gets the thing fixed up, escapes the Horizon with SOMETHING hot on his tail
>gets to the station, tells people about what happened
>makes a point of acting really shell shocked about it, says that the Horizon was intact despite NT saying it's in pieces
>eventually NT realizes that the thing was blown apart
>a big chunk of it (incidentally, the room that the Engineer didn't go in because of spooky noises) impacts at escape
>skrites pour out
>comms go dead, lights blow
>a tator plasmafloods at the same time
>i go around watching little pockets of resistance fight for a while and then get overwhelmed
>think basically everyone is dead
>see someone walking around, killing skrites
>it's that SAME FUCKING ENGINEER, being badass
>give him a gatling gun
The engineer basically got to play Dead Space 1 + 2 Lite Edition
Rest in peace brave Engineer and Vox(?)
I don't know but that was easily my second favorite part of the bus.
Watching little groups stick together and kill skrites before getting overwhelmed little by little.
My favorite part was the survivor of the Horizon relaying all the information he knew about it, partially because he did a good job of RPing it and partially because he actually did the things he was saying.
Normally in a bus like this, I'd skip the beginning part, spawn myself as a survivor or something and then tell them about things that had happened that I hadn't actually done before slamming shit into the station and releasing the monsters.
That was really cool to watch.
But it was a bitch and a half to set up so I don't think that'll be happening again any time soon.
It's a lot of effort to go through for one single person, building a whole ship, getting it powered, filled with interesting stuff, made to look like more than just a box with air and lights.
It's muh OC DONUT STEEL monster.
I decided that we needed more monsters for adminbus purposes, so I sat down, sprited something, and decided I liked it. Then I got a coded it, and got it merged into the game.
It's not based on anything or from anything, it's simply my imagination and mediocre spriting skills, which is why it looks kinda goofy.
>Get nearly instakilled when event starts by Syndie
>Ask if I can do something to help out
>get skrite (apparently injured unless they start at 40% health)
>have a bit of fun mayhem picking off stragglers and weakened people
I was the engineer.
Holy shit, that was the most fun I'd ever had playing this game. I want to re-play dead space now. You did a really good job.
Did I have any objective other than get off of the Horizon?
No you didn't, you saw every room on the Horizon and there was nothing to do but escape.
I probably could have planned some of the things better but overall it seemed like you got a good time out of it.
That was almost as good as your blood bus
ADMINBUS PRO TIP: The base /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid is invisible and doesn't attack players but does follow people around and smash walls while aggroed. It's ultra spooky.
It was... a couple weeks ago, maybe. You and Praecordia I think. You made Rail spout blood everywhere and sent spooky CentComm messages and spawned skrites and filled CentComm with corpses but no monsters
Suffer not the changeling, the traitor, the cultist.
The rail blood thing wasn't related to the rest of it, it was just me picking on a random player nonharmfully.
It seemed like the crew was on edge so it looked like a good time to do spooky bus and reunite the POWER HOUR for a night
>23 million kpa
>standard earth atmospheric pressure at sea level is 101kpa
That station is over 227,000 times more pressurized than Earth
Ideas for if that dumb mancrowave gets added.
If a body inside it has robotic limbs or other metal items on them the mancrowave will beep, if they aren't pulled up in time the mancrowave explodes because you can't microwave metal.
Add marshmallow peeps. If some has eaten, or been forcefed, peeps recently and put in the mancrowave it will gib them.
Use an open hand. If you're a silicon, pray for badmin sempai to save your butthole cause silicons can't reactivate them thanks to gas miner griff being an unmanageable horror.
Okay. Here is the PSA. Please take note, everyone in science or anyone who has seen a slime
At the moment Rabid slimes are broken. They are super fucking murder machines. They just killed the entire crew and any ERT they saw.
NEVER EVER SPLIT AN ADULT SLIME! IT WILL MAKE 2 OF THESE BLOODTHIRSTY CUNTS.
Slimes need to be chilled. I have not had anyone test this for me yet, but you may be able to stop one with a Temperature Gun set to 0 degrees.
Trying to be robust and kill one with a fire extinguisher is the worst idea. The extinguishers don't function very well in an open room unlike the XenoBio labs. You will put a light breeze on them while they fuck you up, then they will just warm back up again and carry on murdering. Please someone put something about Invincible Rabid Slimes in the next OP. We need someone to fix this bug
>Inb4 make a bug report.
People have already
My laptop's screen is literally falling off at the moment (seriously it is really dumb of me to be using it right now) but I will fix this on Monday if no one else has by then
>Starts promising with cyrr filling the fridge
>Captain gets shot at roundstart in front of medbay
>Other doctor tells me to "back off, I got this" as he shoves him into cryo with external and internal bleedings
>Has to get cloned because lol no blood
>He will get cloned two more times this round because every time he steps outside medbay, he's instantly killed again
>Other doctor sets out to secure chloral valids and gets horribly murdered subsequently
>Cyrr exactly the same I presume
>Captain with bleedings in cryo AGAIN, complains about stolen PDA
>Try to fix him
>Do my best to salvage the situation but we both fucked from the low pressure
>Captain never got off the wild ride
pat them on the head faggot, there isnt even anything to fear
But will it insta kill a broken rabid slime?
That is more of what the point was more towards.
It will insta kill a baby slime and leave it ready to be put through the extractor.
It will insta kill an adult slime and break it into 2 rabid ones... Don't do that... Please
but ive played atleast 1/3rd of a year with him and the only times hes ever done anything worthy of being feared is
when i put the hurt on the humansand when he is malf which is a slim majority
You stole the cart, put on full plate armour, equipped the gun and rode around looking for valids. This is what is called powergaming, which is looked down upon, especially when done by heads.
>there isnt even anything to fear
But cyrr is good expection.
Why would you not carry the armoury on you? People steal that shit way too much. Why not set go around the station in galoshes, with gloves on, riding a janicart in a sec hardsuit? You should go to R&D and waste all the diamonds on a bag and a laser cannon, you surely need it more than medbay needs incision managers. I've seen this happen too much. Some new faggot like you shows up, starts acting like a shit, playing heads and powergaming. Most of them are banned now, some have changed to better, some have left. You don't look like you're going to rehabilitate, so I'm expecting a ban.
The energy gun? I was using that thing as a taser to step the mime aside and ask why he was breaking glass everywhere.
>Admit to not playing captain anymore after this fuck up
>Fuck you get banned you're going to do it again
I say the best thing is to avoid all authority roles for a while. Get back in touch with the common spessman. Realize the fact of how unrobust everyone is if they're not wearing Ablative armor.
Learn to read. You yourself have said that you'll stick to playing HoP and other roles. Last shitter I remember was some blue-haired HoP named Kora or something. Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll get on the ban list eventually.
It can resist more hits, and it won't break due to air pressure on its own tile.
Regular and reinforced glass windows never break due to air pressure on adjacent tiles, but if the air pressure on their own tile gets too high, it can cause regular and reinforced glass windows to break.
>TFW sitting through 3 hours of electoral training
Paul as an admin when?
He's such a cool chemist, always doing fun stuff for the round, everyone always loves him
>Join round as Quartermaster.
>Some wizard is around, very clear, AI is out for blood but people defend it.
>We have to kill him, he harms humans!
>There is no potential harm, AI.
>Should I bolt open all doors then?
>People considering purging it.
>Meanwhile a borer slither into me, pretty bro tier.
>Decide I want to build a castle, order knight armours, wood and grass, want to build a throne room.
>Wall off the HoP because can't have two tyrannies, start building and it looks cool.
>fucking wizard jaunts into cargo, start yakkety saxing and survive first round.
>he comes back and borgs me, I become secborg after CE finishes my throne; find him at arrivals and have him lose the staff of change.
>more people come around, everyone goes for the staff and the guy who catches it panics and starts shootin erryody.
>slimes, catbeasts, borgs and niggas flood arrivals all struggling to get the staff
>it changes hands several times, everyone shooting each other
>helpful scientist grabs a hold of the staff, starts to turn people to human
>paranoid HoS comes in, tazes the scientist and someone nabs the staff, starts shooting everyone
>I go back to human and disarm the staff of him, decide to throw myself out in space with the staff
>my face during those last moments.
Are wizards humans? The wiki says yes but the in-game rules say nothing.
Anyone here seen the trailer for Rocket's game ION?
He said it is inspired by SS13 and I noticed the Nanotrasen logo on the wrench at the start. It makes me wonder whether he is truly inspired or just going to rip the whole backstory
and then pull another DayZ.
>Botanists making weed
>Wants into the captains office for the zippo
>AI says no because there's dangerous stuff in there
>Crew has to convince the AI potential harm isn't real
>"Oh, well I should just bolt open ALL THE DOORS ON THE STATION"
>"Decapitation isn't harmful because it only might kill them"
>See botanist dying of weed on the CMC
>Try and go save him
>"No, go get access from the HoP"
>The fucking wizard has to come open the door for me
>Botanist dies the moment I get into weedville
Not to mention his absolute validboner the whole time
An AI ignored several law 2 orders, and allowed a human to die through inaction.
He wasn't banned.
gj SerWind real good admining
I think I was the Captain the very first round the Skrites were used, I think at that point they were just generic mobs with the sprite that could attack really strongly and move at the same speed as humans with no other special powers.
That was a sick round, angry I missed that adminbus round people are talking about.
This is definitely going in my top five most embarassing rounds of all time
>Cap yelling about rogue borgs, murderboner
>Order in some weapons crates and set up some IEDs to get ready
>Do the old light-drop-stop dragging on top trick
>Graphical error (?) causes the stop pulling icon to not appear at all (it wasn't lag, I tried pulling a couple of other things before I died)
>IED blows up 1 tile away from me as a result because I don't realize something is wrong until the last moment and just try to book it without ending the pull
>Internal bleeding, but the guns are free
>Stagger to medbay
>Beg chemist and bystanders for blood
>Chemist replies "I'm a chemist" and goes back into chemistry instead of treating me, leaves the IAA to do his duty
>Whisper out, ask him to take the guns and make NT proud
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 1 vote and a 25% chance of winning
> Metaclub/ had 1 vote and a 25% chance of winning
> Box Station/ had 2 vote and a 50% chance of winnings
I was the one guy who voted Defficiency.
who else /mischief/ here?
PJB added "Random Weighted Voting", aka the game runs a lottery based on percentages of votes instead of the old system, which was democratic
So even with one vote, Defficiency gets picked occasionally
>shuttle is called
>"you are a traitor steal an RPD"
>buy an e20
>get on the shuttle
>roll a one
>mfw somebody else rolls it and kills half the crew
Only thing I was told about was him not letting one player into the captain's office and the botany incident.
Had a long conversation with the dude where it became apparent he wasn't fully aware of how AI was played on our server.
No notes about AI shittery. I gave him a note. I'm not gonna ban the dude for making a mistake about how to play AI the first time it comes to the admins attention.
No one told me about how he reacted to the wizard. If you want him banned for something four rounds later that wasn't brought to my or any other admins attention post it on the forum.
So a little explanation on why Ramen can make you fat really easily
>Red hunger starts at 150 nutrition
>Yellow hunger starts at 250 nutrition
>Overfull (gray, at risk of becoming fat) starts at 450 nutrition
>If you drink all 30u of hot ramen in one cup, you get 150 nutrition (equal to 10 nutriment)
So if you walk up just yellow hungry (250) and eat two cups, you're now at 550 nutrition.
Our nutriment system is so fucked.
For example when cooking, either you need to make the final product have ludicrous amounts of nutriment for one piece of food, or make it have sensible nutriment but then suffer a net loss as a result of the cooking, to the point where eating the ingredients would've filled you up more.
I like chef as a job, but it's just difficult to justify when a botanist can churn out 100 watermelons in five minutes and feed the crew just fine without any cooking at all.
>raisins are 60 dollars
>Ramen will now be 100 dollars
so why aren't vending machine foods free
why is the stock still set to 6 instead of 10
So what you're saying is that nutriment is the bottom line of cooking, so we should replace the chef with a ramen dispenser and remove Xenobotany machines from Botany since the Botanists can make 100 watermelons in five minutes just fine to feed the crew for the entire shift and then sit with their thumbs up their asses for the rest of the shift since their job is done.
>So what you're saying is that nutriment is the bottom line of cooking
As far as the rest of the crew is concerned, yes.
I'm not saying we should remove the chef job, but if you're gauging the needs of the crew as a whole, the best option for them is the thing that offers the most nutriment the fastest.
Just because a job is pointless doesn't mean we can't have it, though. We still have Librarian, after all.
>the thing that offers the most nutriment the fastest.
If Nutriment is all the crew cares about, why doesn't the crew just ask for sugar pills from the chemist?
Free nutriment in pill form. No need to grow, buy, or cook ANYTHING at all.
And it takes 4 clicks to do. You can't get much faster than that.
There, just got rid of the usefulness of TWO jobs.
For the same reason that Medbay feeds pizza to bloodloss patients instead of giving them sugar pills.
For some reason, ingesting reagents in pill form doesn't generate nutriment in the same way that eating food does. I don't think you could stave off hunger with sugar pills.
Pure nutriment pills work though, I believe.
Sugar feeds at 1/3 the rate of nutriment either way. You'd burn through chemistry energy faster than someone making a chloral RSG.
Fastest way is Cargo. Guaranteed 150-250 nutriment (2250-3750 nutrition) per crate. Per crate! For reference, a watermelon contains 3 nutriment.
Who is gbasood? I've never noticed this guy before and now he's a collaborator on github
And I also have seen a guy I don't recognize with a furry avatar commenting on stuff
And somebody with no coding history wanted to make sec valid roundstart cultists as his first PR ever the other day
I can't keep up with all these new people on the repo, what's going on?
All you need to do is say "Is muslimings yes gib halals" and ERP with a black character and you'll be the single most reviled thing on this general.
If you want to invest a little bit of time in something. The best way to feed everyone is super corn. 100 potency corn can probably make you obese in a couple of bites.
But hey, not like you shits care when all you want is to mash the use buttons a couple of times every 45 minutes so you don't have to deal with the kitchen.
>Tell the botanist to maintain some trays with cabbage
>grind them all down to nutriment
>inject that into whatever food you'd like to cook
There you go, delicious food with a shitload of nutriment.
>be the borg, figure i'll help the AI keep tabs of it
>follow the trail of destruction east, can't see it
>figure it's at virology, go check the outside
>go one step too many into space, now drifting
>big spinny sphere in corner of eye, instinctively take out fire extinguisher module and panic to turn the safety off
>just as i am one square from the gib tile i puff something like 4 times until i get loose from the pull of the singularity
>end up living from surfing the singularity, go back to escape to brag about it
>bomb happens, a human needs dragging
>i drag him in a straight line without looking and collide with the supermatter crystal an engineer was pulling because dude 60 fps lmao
pretty fun round.
gbasood's sood, active more in the IRC than anything
You'll have to be specific about furry avatar, but if it's something like Fox McCloud then I think that guy's from another server, I think hippie.
That guy was just being ballsy for a first PR/feature, most people are.
(I wanted to add a light fading depending on APC charge for my first, meant that charge usage would also decrease over time so you'd end up with a fairly dark but not pitch black station if the engineers were just lazy rather than absent. It got shot down by N3x15 before it even got to PR because it would apparently be laggy)
You don't need to go to Botany to get infinite nutriment, you have an icecream machine that creates infinite nutriment just fine in your very kitchen. Every time there's no Chef I just break in and move it to the hallway, bam, infinite nutriment for everyone.
Also, sugar works perfectly fine for nutrition, and guess what, the Chemdispenser makes it for free. Every shift as Medical I fill my hunger bar with that, because chefs are a piece of shit that always have epikk mindbreaker or chef's special sauce in their shit.
Top ten purest waifus.
And the top ten purest husbandos.
Get real homo, I'm also a flamboyant furfag in Github and nobody has noticed yet.
Until the day someone tries to actually add something furfag-related to the game, you have zero venue to complain.
if the damn things were free or at least $1 for a soda i guarantee they'd need more stocking
i only say 10 stock instead of 6 due to autism
>Get silver extract
>Get something called Sarik fruit
>Hungry so I eat it
>Get crippling brain damage and gibber and fall over
>more interaction with cargo and the chef
My favorite excuse. As someone who actually plays these regularly, no. Sixty dollar beef jerky hasn't made it any more interactive or rewarding. It just makes me a bigger target for greytide bitching.
>wha u meen a ling killt u and u got revive whers MY FUKEN FOOD SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC GET HEEM HES GOT GUNS BACK THER
People might actually order the stupid fucking vending machine packs if they were ever used or ever ran out of food but since our astute german economists want realistically inflated $30,000 chocolate bars, that'll never happen.
>Following boring ass trial
>Suddenly wizard in the corridor
>Throw some clown PDA i had
>He pretty much decides to run into it
>Steal staff of change
>Turn him into a bee man
>Stock staff in my paramedic closet
>A while later some guy is healing himself in medical storage
>Are you a wizard
>Maybe, maybe not
>Turn him into a fucking monkey
The best part of playing Botanist is that you can have stuff called "stinging slippery gelthi stem" that's glowing fucking red and people will still practically break in just to eat it off the floor.
Not my fault that these fools have a death wish.
guys, i wanted to create a small server for me and my friends but i got few problems
>the download speed of game files is low as fuck for my friends even though my internet is good
>the server itself is laggy
wat do, do i have to buy a dedicated server or something? if yes, then where?
You should address the first problem of having no friends.
I've seen this story a lot of times before, with Terraria and Minecraft servers.
The short version is that it just doesn't work. Your friends will almost immediately move away. And that's with games that you can practically play alone, I can't imagine this ever working with SS13. Sorry.
What are the cafe drinks and the Higashikata Special?
Unless you want "mini antags" as Stands or whatever, or Stone Masks for getting easy Vampire, fuck that shit.
You can put cherries on your ears.
Miners can dig up an extremely rare mask that, when worn, spikes their brains and turns them into a lesser vampire with no impulse control.
Or another artifact that grants a stand which is just a tough NPC that follow you constantly on the same tile and aggressively destroys anything that harms you
We got stuff in already
Stands wont happen. Its been done and I don't really see it working well on the server.
Jojo brings in a realm of bullshit that would be fun if everyone had it, but then it would not be ss13 and instead be unfun
this is a website full of fucking weeaboos
theres already anime stuff in the game, and more is to come. Most anime shit is just too silly to add so it does not.
them be bad ideas
also some other server has stands and even those look like shit and worse, unimprovable. Its not a good idea.
>[Other Franchise] is cool, let's add [Other Franchise] stuff to the game!
Remember when this used to be a sci-fi game about being a crewmember on a space station?
STAND STATION 13 WHEN?
>Traitors are given an Arrow Shard that works as a Syndicate Uplink that gives a powerful Antag 「Stand 」.
>The Syndicate is Passione, NT is Speedwagon Foundation.
>Some neutral people around the station are randomly given 「Stands 」 based on their job to fit the theme of their job. Like the Detective would have a Hermit Purple/Sex Pistols type 「Stand 」.
>Most people are without a 「Stand 」 and have no idea what is going on, and must do their best against it all.
>Blob is now Notorious B.I.G.
Meteor is now Kars crashing into the station.
>be tree miner
>decide to test tree people robustness
>get my diamond drill and strap myself with lights
>go fight a goliath in melee
>fucking dunk his shit in and skin it
pretty fun, also the rest of the crew is a shit
Fun Fact: While the PR was open, literally everybody ho responded to it (as far as I saw, at least) supported it
Including people linked to it in-game who usually aren't on the GitHub
Because it's great
Yeah, once someone unloaded an entire assault rifle mag in my face and I was at full health before sec finished arresting them
Dionae are ungodly tough against brute and toxin damage
>Sharding as a non antag. Immediately regretted it. Long list of recent notes. Might want to take a day off and consider things. If you believe this was in error please appeal it on the forums.
>Ismael howard sharding people as non-antg
Nah, it's fine as is imo which is why I wont change it. Buy food at the chefs, cargo. If you're a jew, you can scavenge it from out of the way vendors.
Or buy repacks so when people buy, you make dosh
I TOLD THEM WHEN REI BROKE OUT THE RULE 0'S THIS WAS THE FUTURE. I TOLD YOU GUYS!
>you have to be an antag to do anything to corpses now
No seriously, are we becoming bay?
They're already dead, we should be allowed to do whatever we want. What, are we going to be banned from looting braindead people next?
Sharded players are a shade trapped in the soul gem, even if you release them, they can't open doors, can't use anything. A construct shell from xenoarch is roughly 5/1750 large artifact finds. All they can do is attack things very poorly and die to like 3 punches after which where's no way to bring them back. It's taking someone out of the round for no good reason.
>It's taking someone out of the round for no good reason.
They were already dead and would only be brought back into the round if they are lucky enough to be cloned. They are already out of the round.
You're welcome to suck my cock you fucking whore.
>if they are lucky enough to be cloned. They are already out of the round.
So it's okay to shade people with the Happiest Mask near medbay because they were already dead and out of the round and cloning wouldn't matter because they're already dead and out of the round.
Yeah and we should ban people for not taking corpses to medbay, and if you decide to leave the server you have to go lie down in cryo or dorms or you risk getting in some kind of trouble.
Maybe we should just do away with antags having complete freedom to griff too, i mean it's such an old idea and it doesn't seem to work anymore, look at all the people complaining when they get killed by an antag.
>diona/posibrains/golems/borers/pAIs/aliums/admin fuckery don't exist
No one is really out of a round forever, unless they're some kind of faggot that closes the game and cries whenever they get killed.
So it's okay for non antags to griff and kill because the poor sod can come back as whatever they want, as long as it isn't the character they started as initially.
Someone else can put the guy back into the round?
You can turn around and stop being a shit and put the guy back into the round?
Do they not teach critical thinking where you're from?
At least hippie doesn't pretend to be some kind of premium ss13 experience with forced medium RP whenever the shitmins decide they want to play like they do on bay. Not to mention you faggots with your MUH SEKRIT /VG/ EXCLUSIVE SERB!
Sharding them puts them into a new body instantly
Thanks for that revelation doctor fuckwit.
Admin ruling is consistently, human wizards are humans.
I agree that they shouldn't be though. It's so unmanageable to try and keep them apart from the crew when they just jaunt and human harm. They're both harming and I can't stop it.
>Go to code blue, can kill like you did pre med rp week
>Go to code red you can light up anyone who doesn't stop when you use your hailer or tell them to stop
>Dindus ahelping sec when they were in the wrong earns them a ban
It's actually a good thing. Unsurprisingly, you can't get your mouth off a cock long enough to read the pastebin
And on this note, you should expect non-asimov silicons within 5 minutes of your reveal and all ragin mages wizard should expect subverted if it wasn't immediately jaunt wiped
Can't even open doors either. So essentially all you can do is poorly follow a guy and talk to people in your view until a validhunter kills you to get his valids
name = "Shade"
real_name = "Shade"
desc = "A bound spirit"
icon = 'icons/mob/mob.dmi'
icon_state = "shade"
icon_living = "shade"
icon_dead = "shade_dead"
maxHealth = 50
health = 50
Don't even act like anyone gives a shit about med rp.
Not even the admins care, no one could give even the slightest bit of a fuck about it.
>one person out for one round
>"BAAANNNN HEEEE FOOOO EBBEEERRRRR WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
Always good to see crybabies in these threads. Makes me not feel bad about ignoring any dead bodies I see.
>Makes me not feel bad about ignoring any dead bodies I see.
People feel so entitled to be put back into the round, i don't even get a thank you when i go out of my way to clone people anymore.
From now on when i see a body it is going either into the morgue or hidden in a locker in maint. I will never touch the cloner again. Eat shit crybabies.
>Removing someone as non-antag
>Rules specifically note not to be a jackass
>Hiding bodies to ensure they don't get clones as non-antag
post ckey so we can go ahead and get rid of you nox-tier crybabby dindu faggots
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO BE A SHITTER FUCK RULES REEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
>going out of my way to help some corpse who is more than likely some whiny little shit
>putting myself at risk of being killed by whatever got them
>"WAAHH WHY WONT YOU DIE FOR ME I WANT YOU BANNED"
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT EVERYONE TO ROLEPLAY BECAUSE I'M AN UNROBUST FUCK AND THE ONLY WAY I CAN EVER WIN IS TO ROLEPLAY BEING SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A HUGE FUCKING LOSER WAAAAAAA
This server isn't for you. You stay here with that attitude and you'll get permabanned. I highly suggest you go to hippie if you want to avoid people condemning you for your ideals.
>Being a paranoid validhunting child
>Hiding corpses just to be a prick
You make less sense with every post, friend. Maybe you should stop being a greytiding shitter and realize you can't do whatever you want to whoever you want when you aren't an antag?
Nice job, retard.
You're literally on the server to grief and validhunt while proving absolutely nothing in return to anybody. Eat shit and fuck off somewhere else because you sure as fuck aren't welcome here.
being this assmad you don't get to play one round of spessmans takes some serious autism. You should wipe the cheeto dust off yourself, waddle to your motorized scooter, and take a roll around the block before you have a heart attack.
>Gets assmad that everybody calls him out for doing bad shit as a non-antag
>Proceeds to call everybody else mad and holds himself to a higher level than the rest
Learn how to follow the rules or enjoy a ding-dong-bannu, kiddo.
i just want to rp as an immortal powergaming chloralshitting stunlocking armorytoting AIsubverting plasmaflooding tank that murders everyone just because i am robust for getting glubs and the golden ticket less than 5 minutes into an extended round
is that too much to ask for
this server really has gone to the baybies
Everyone thinks they're some special snowflake that deserves to be carried to the shuttle at round end because they must be too good at the game to have been murdered by Fuckface McGriffon
I'm kinda like >>128817356 , I don't really give a shit about being dead and I only ahelp if Sec kills me without cause.
Once I'm dead I consider myself dead and if I get defibbed or cloned, that's a lucky break so I can get back into the game. Gibber, spacing, I don't give a shit.
>Danny Dindu [Common] (Assistant) says, "H-H-HEL-P-P"
>doesn't say where
>has suit sensors off
>just shake my head and know that he's gonna pop up as a diona 20 minutes from now
Some people don't ever ahelp about dying.
Your question is disingenuous because both you and the other guy dislike being fucked over 4noraisin. It's only the degree that matters.
That's not me!
>that entire D&D game
>the prison escape
>the legless alleyway child
>the catbeast massacre
>the absolute destruction of the bounty hunters
>the weapon heist
>the explosive shit of justice
Mine is only in extremely specific situations where it's clearly random bullshit like that one time I got my head cleaved off for trespassing into Cargo
I think that's the only time I've ever ahelped a death.
Thanks, Anon. Nice 81s.
The admins tried their best to kill me in the post-round griff, but they just could't do it
>EMP my Ripley three times, cell gets down to about half
>Explode my Ripley and I pop out almost unscathed
>Someone attacks me with the HF blade, apparently not knowing that brute damage is TOTALLY WORTHLESS against trees
>I got down to dark orange health and was back up to light orange by the time the round ended, despite being surrounded by bees
>My regeneration was outpacing the bees
>put a dozen deployable barriers in escape stopping people from boarding the shuttle
>didn't take them down when the shuttle came
And yet those extremely specific situations sum to a nonzero number of ahelps. Some people just don't give a shit and have never ahelped once in they life.
You know why people ahelp a gibbing, whether you care to admit it or no.
Joey Bonzo has thrown the d20. It lands on 2.
Nick Weller says, "YOU PREPARE THE SUPER FART"
Nick Weller says, "AND SHIT YOUR PANTS"
>be dionea miner
>gather basic materials for science
>while mining find a few guns
>decide to fuck off in space
>get to the satellite
>try to get in
>easily kill the two soviets guards
>somehow one of them pierced my lung despite me not having any
>try to get in deeper
>door bolted closed
>pulsing it doesn't help
>ahelp it and dragonbro opens me the way
>oh wait I'm a dionea who cares?
>fuck their shit up
>somehow it gets set on fire
>manage to hack further in and to the scrubbers
>be on fire and on the verge of death
>god laughs at me and tell me it was a good try
>NOT I'M STILL CONSCIOUS
>I assume god was impressed by my will and he spawns me a mysterious medibot
>get healed after a few minutes and manage to get up
>use the scrubbers as shield
>manage to make it to the end
>as I approach the gooncode BOOM
>shit explode and other shit gets set on fire
>I'M A MOTHERFUCKING DIONEA EXPLOSIONS AIN'T SHIT
>acquire gooncode and the sweet loot
>offer gooncode to god in exchange for something sweet
>get a space twinkie
best space adventures, thanks admins for making it possible
oh and I did get a syndie balloon and a bee gun I guess, not that it bothered anyone on the station
Am I ever going to ban someone and have it NOT create a huge freak out?
>kalt meaning cold in German
>snuggly wuggly for warmth
A match made in heaven, isn't it?
That wasn't me, silly!
I guess that just means that someone else thinks we would make a good couple
>Three survivors on the shuttle, station basically just gone
>Ahelp suggesting the admins move the CentComm docking port to the station right after the shuttle leaves
>Shuttle docks at CentComm then about one second later teleports to just south of the arrivals shuttle
They actually did it, the absolute madmins
i doubt that niggly would go for celt
wouldn't be surprised if celt wanted niggly though
Not sure if it still works, but in the past I've been able to hide inside a fridge to prevent my condition from deteriorating during a plasmaflood.
The flood fucked me up pretty good before I got into it, but the fridge seemed to keep me from dying.
Fuck you Niggly, I know EXACTLY what you're planning with that wording, it's clearly meant to infer you want it but you want me to say you were implying that so you can twist it to pretend to be all innocent even though we both know what you're trying
Something went horribly wrong halfway through the round. Ended up seeing this.
see i was right
celt is being all tsundere
Oh no, you saw through my little scheme.
You still assumed I meant me when I said someone else, though
>Implying I have standards
And everyone said I was supposed to be the tsundere one here
reminder that during a meteor storm:
>corporate borgs are obliged to take humans as meat shields since anything else is part of the station and expensive to replace
>nt default borgs have to sacrifice themselves to stop meteors
>switch to cargo/janitor for chill or engineering to learn engines.
I will be the best staticshitter I can be.
>Wizard tells me he is a wizard and asks for ID
>Uh Security, Wizard.
>point to wizard
>handy sec nearby does his job
>Win the round
>You still assumed I meant me when I said someone else, though
I hate you.
>people play silicon roles as if they are actual players in the round and not just there to assist other people in having fun
This is why silicon needs to be white listed.
>doors bolted open
>rush the brig as soon as I realize
>some guy left his sec locker open
>grab taser, baton, flash and handcuffs
>shoot him down and cuff him
>steal his hudglasses
>leave him in the sec hall
>rush over to the captains quarters through the teleporter
>grab the laser and the locker
>local sec officer puts me on arrest, forgets where his hudglasses went
>end 15 minute wizard round with all of the captains shit including disk and pinpointer thanks to my tech
A god amongst cargo am I.
and there he goes denying his feelings
and there's the other one
>following that order
>when bolting open every door on the station would vent all the air and cause MASSIVE human harm
Law 1 beats law 2 no matter how how much grayshits scream at you over the radio.
>All of these people complaining about rules and the idea behind the server rules.
>All of these people complaining with admins about their decision on the infringement of rules
I don't understand. If you don't like the rules, they aren't going to change if you just shitpost about them.
Why not actually just go to another server where your playstyle is welcome. You will be happier there, and we will be happier when you go.