Lost Wallet Edition
Previous thread: >>128718179
Spoilers ahead.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale
Asgore isn't very good
>>128729686
He's good at killing kids.
Well. This thread is off to a good start
Asgore is the best cucked husbando
>>128729567
I'M NOT CHURRO
Delete this one and wait, like everyone else.
>>128729587
>links to cytube and Steam group removed third OP in a row
wwey
>this whole thread
>>128729828
And the shimeji directory and the IRC for the ERP containment.
>>128729864
>Sansgorediapers.png
>>128729764
>implying Asgore wouldn't move on like Toriel, understanding that he doesn't need to appeal to somebody who is stubborn in their ways.Some cute furefag out there would like him anyway. He'll find love.
That's what you get for not waiting for the bump limit.
>>128722145
why did i draw this
I want to cuddle up with Bratty and Catty
I see the Anti-Asgore Defense Squad is in full force tonight.
Asgore you can't marry two people at once
>>128729926
Is there even anyone in the game that could be shipped with end game Asgore?
>>128729963
>Anti-Asgore Defense Squad
??????????
>>128730051
Gaster.
>>128730051
Sandwich with fishlizard if you don't mind the pseudo incest with Undyne.
ʰᵒᶦ
>>128730051
Yesme
>>128729906
Does the ERP actually happen?
>>128730051
Even if anyone seemed feasible, Toby would just come along and say something on twitter that makes it less feasible because he's a cunt
>>128730107
He's MY fluffybuns anonmaybe we can share him?
>>128730134
I have no idea, I never go there. but it sure stopped the ERP in the threadMostly
Growing up the the goat, being the loving brother he wanted but never hadbecause Chara's a girl!
>>128730051
Toriel if you're a delusional nostalgiafag
Uhhh, I don't know about anyone else. He only even speaks to like five characters in game, and only a couple more seem to know him well personally.Gerson, maybe? They'd be a similar age and have been through a lot together, Gerson was his trusted confidant, advisor and warrior before he alienated him with his human-killing plan that went directly against what him, Toriel and Gerson had agreed was best for monsters as a whole.
>>128730051
Drunk Bun from Grillby's
>>128730134
sometimes
it's mostly contentfags shitposting at each other at late night US hours, it's pretty dead during the day.
Post cutelewdgoatmom
>>128730168
>tfw being asgore is suffering
http://strawpoll.me/6550901
Important Asgore related poll
>>128730168
Why the fuck does Toby hate Asgore so much anyways, goes the whole game building him up as a decent guy stuck in a shitty situation then shits all over him in the TP ending and on twitter.
Does Toby have daddy issues?
>>128730342
>mfw I know exactly how it feels to be hated by people you want nothing more than to be appreciated by.
>>128730403
>there are people out there not voting for AsgorexSans
absolutely disgusting tbqh
>>128730438
Yes. He hates his dad and happiness.
Alright Anons, I'm gonna try to catch up on some sleep instead of sleeping during the day again. Shitpost aboutChub Charawhile I'm gone
>>128730403
>Captcha was tea
It knows
>>128730403
I kinda like the idea of MettatonxAsgore
I didn't expect this
>>128730403
Asgore would get so much pussy at a furcon, why would he ever want to get married?
Hey guys, I'm back for some lastANGERposting before I take a shower and nap for the rest of the night.
Also taking requests for shitty mspaint pics.
>>128730438
It probably has something to do with the fact he murdered 6 kids
Still sorta sucks when Alphys gets off not only easy but gets a fish waifu by the end of things
>>128730438
He seems like the kind of guy that was raised by a single mother
>>128730618
Alphys didn't kill anyone though.
dworven never psoted fat
>>128730438
I think it's because a big theme of the game is how doing the right thing is what makes you a good person, not what your intentions are. Hence Genocide treating the player as utterly monstrous even if Sans deduces that the player is simply bored or curious rather than actively malevolent.
Asgore had good intentions, never wanted to hurt anyone, and was a very kind and gentle person, but what he did and continued to do (murder and ultimately genocide based on revenge and fear) was pretty horrific. And it wasn't like he made the choice to stop it, either - he only stops trying to kill you because Toriel and the others show up, not because of his own morality-crisis.
And it'd mess up the pacing of the game if it gave us a big Asgore-redemption arc right after Alphys' one, probably.
>>128730604
Hi anger-senpai, you did that woshua/slime jannie request for me. You should do more angry woshua.
>>128730618
>It probably has something to do with the fact he murdered 6 kids
Toby wrote that though, and he still made the situation very ambiguous up until TP where he just went LOL NOPE HE WAS SHIT ALL ALONG AFTER ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRaY5QWKIk
I found a very important video
>>128730403
How does one enjoy the single life?
Reminder that this exists
I want to be Muffet's big bro!
Sans buddy I don't think he meant it so literally
>>128730604
Froggit being angry as fuck at not understanding what Frisk is saying to them.
>>128730715
Check the previous thread.
Burgerpants is for bullyingsexually!
>>128730762
huhi never knew i wanted this until now
>>128730719
>I think it's because a big theme of the game is how doing the right thing is what makes you a good person, not what your intentions are.
What shitty black and white logic, you're probably right though
>>128730793
i only saw the smaller version
gib link
>>128730679
The monsters that mutated from her experiments were described as "bestial", she basically not only made them mentally handicapped but don't they also say their "bodies" fused together
It's better than actually being gone and dead but it's sort of like those creatures won't be entirely who they were before
>>128730762
...looks like some weird darkstalkers mashup of felicia and john.
WHY IS HE SO PERFECT
>>128730618
>Implying anyone cares about 6 off screen diddle fucks who probably jumped into Mt Ebbot centuries before the game.
>>128730760
Surrounding yourself with friends and/or family, trying to do what makes you happy also helps.
>>128730618
>>128730679
Alphys didn't kill anyone, and her experimentation was done under Asgore's orders with his permission.
She fucked up in hiding the amalgamates, but as her ruler and patron Asgore was obligated to find out what had happened. He didn't make any attempt to do so beyond sending her a couple of text-messages.
And ultimately Alphys made the choice to do the right thing, whereas Asgore never got the chance to. And probably wouldn't have anyway, he fights you to the death unless stopped by outside influences.
>>128730829
>Catanon was just lonely this entire time
>>128730790
Whoever made that dropped an E in promisE
>>128730894
Because he looks good in anything!
>>128730943
Catanon needs to go McFucking kill himself already.
Because we've over-idealized him to absurd levels?
>>128730894
black and white color pattern
luxurious fur
floppy ears
bleats
pure
selfless
kind
rippling muscles
>>128730894
cause fluffy
>>128730719
And yet nowhere in the game is it brought to the player's attention that Toriel could have intervened after the very first kid, and instead waited until the 7th before she decided "Hey, maybe I should do something"
And even then, she waits so long that she doesn't even show up in time unless you went fucking around with Alphys and in the True Lab
>>128730814
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.https://static.f-list.net/images/charimage/3511150.png
>>128730830
Well it's kind of true.
I'd rather be treated nicely by someone with selfish intentions than be treated horrifically by someone with good intentions, wouldn't anyone?
It isn't a question of whether Asgore's a good person or not, it's a question of whether his actions are. Even the most kind and selfless man can do terrible things, as shown by him.
>>128731000
Was for
>>128730894
>>128730974
agreed
>>128730894
world's greatest mangoat
>>128730918
>>128730719
Yea the fact Asgore is the first time in the game where you're told "No Mercy" hurts his casedo you think he takes the same attitude towards sex?
>Feeling left out because you're not attracted to any of the characters
>>128731087
http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/a447d2a11830be8825bf2f1908d7b3c1/1754393%20-%20Burgerpants%20Mettaton_EX%20Undertale.png
>>128730825
Unfortunately, that's literally the only image like that.
There's this but it's really not even close
>>128730894
He is pretty cute.
>>128731087
>go searching for cattys on f-list
>none of them are into slob
fuckin' why
>>128731085
That's just how dramatic plotting works to be fair everything from movies to books to games does that kind of stuff
>>128731169
Congratulations, you're a normal human being with an attraction for your own species. That's rare in these parts.
>>128731129
Yes!
>>128731135
Asgore destroying the mercy button probably meant that he took away your option of showing him mercy, not so much the other way around
I mean, he didn't destroy his own mercy button, did he?
>>128730545
There's porn of it already.
So I guess it's that time of the night then?
>>128731169
we can talk about other stuff anon, tell me which is your favorite theme and why is it death by glamour
>>128731085
Don't get me wrong, Toriel's morality is a joke. She basically leaves the kids for dead if they tell her they don't want to stick around the goddamn ruins forever, and her sending them into danger alone and unprepared (she doesn't tell them Asgore's plan, what he looks like, or that they'd need to kill him to leave) is pretty indefensible.
But her faults lie in her passiveness and failure to appropriately deal with someone elses shit. It wasn't Toriel that made the underground so violently anti-human, it was Asgore.
I sort of wish that the game paid more attention to this than it did, but can understand why it didn't.
So Gerson isn't a boss monster, but still lived hundreds of years because he's based off an animal that can live a really long time?
>>128731213
I changed my mind I don't ship it.
>>128731306
it's shit
>>128730894
He's not. many of you are too obsessive of him.
>>128731169
I love Temmie in a platonic way
>>128731262
Asriel a cute! CUTE!
>>128730793
I gocha, dawg.
>>128731321
Guess so.
>>128731213
What in the fuck.
>>128731321
Y E S
>>128731321
I wanna worship the gote's
- buns
- thighs
- chest
- hips
- paws
- tongue
- ears
>>128731303
Anon...
Asgore will kill you literally every time he can unless you kill him first.
Every single time. If he had his own mercy button it's irrelevant, since he certainly wasn't planning on using it. And need I remind you that destroying the mercy button stops you from running away, too?I spent a good fifteen or so lives trying everything to get him to stop attacking me, or provide dialog advancement, or anything. He never did.
>>128731416
but there's water in the ruins in the spike path room toriel walks you through
>>128731321
seems so.
not like this thread has anything else going for it.
>>128731303
It also took away your ability to run as well. People seem to forget this
>>128731332
He's not a Boss Monster at the time you're playing but based on his backstory i think he still qualifies
>>128731404
>>128731262
Forgot the picture
>>128731464
-Everything
>>128731507
I don't know what that is. Fuck you. Go away.
>>128731507
Eww silas. Creepy stalker
>>128731337
Too late, It's happening anyway.
>>128731448
holy FUCK it's so FLUFFY
>>128731416
Nice.But sadly there's a water thingy on the Ruins.
>>128731494
I did too, but the thing is, he's the one monster that there is no turning back from. Once you get in the fight, you have to fight
>>128731242
I can't even find a Burgerpants for good clean vanilla loving.
>>128731464
Which one would you worship first?
And how?
>>128731494
>>128731535
>>128731587
He also doesn't start the battle until you tell him that you're ready and don't have anything else you need to do and all that stuff
Theoretically, you could just fuck off at that point and hang with Papyrus and Sans for the rest of your life and he'll let you do that
>>128731541
That's probably not how it works.
>>128731329
Silly anon, that's not how you spell ASGORE!
>>128731638
EarsRITUAL SACRIFICEand ear rubs
>>128730724
Here is your wosh. Now I'm going to go follow in Wosh's footsteps and take a shower.
>>128730762
Sadly i want to be fucked by dragon flower thing
>>128731575
Fine I might as well fap to it then.
>>128731494
I saw it more as him thinking he doesn't deserve any mercy
>>128731703
Go to sleep Asgore, you are drunk.
>>128731329Only after three runs I'm starting to see why people like Death by Glamour so much.
>>128731587
Yes. That is exactly what I'm saying.
Kind, fluffy goat-dad is the only monster in the game who you cannot end the battle with peacefully. You can be spared by Toriel. You can be spared by Papyrus. You can run away from the extremely murderous-intented Unydyne, and even befriend her later. You can be spared by the narcissistic robot.
Everyone but Asgore.
>>128731638
there's an objectively correct answer to this question
>>128731532
I want to save this picture because of that Asriel but the hideous looking Frisk ruins it.
>>128731104
The thing is Asgore is suppose to be a king and kings have to put their peoples needs before their own. otherwise you get shit like Toriel who just ditched as soon as everyone didn't agree with her. Toby seems to take the stand that they should have all just stayed trapped forever and let humans wonder around BUT then also goes out of his way to have the only humans shown be massive massive assholes (or at least Chara is, Frisk is ambiguous but considering how genocide ends doesn't do a lot in humanity's favor.)
What hes doing is demonizing the ones that made bad or hard choices but then also saying its perfectly okay to exploit what they did for your own personal happiness. It just feels really weird to me tbqh
anyways enough dumb ranting about this dmb bullshit and everyone should just go back to posting goat lewds
>>128731839
Also Sans
GOTE
O
A
T
>>128731792
I think it's supposed to be anthro flowey mixed with Omega form and plain old asriel
FLAMEDINGS
>>128731056
>rippling muscles
Where's my swoletale + gundertale art?
>>128731839
Even the edge goat eventually gives in...Asgore you're an asshole.
>>128731448
God fucking damn it, I'm no furry and I'm normally a Sans fag, but I'd fuck that goat in a heartbeat.
>>128731895
Do you think he rainbows during orgasms?
>>128731638
Ears is the only correct answer.
Big floppy fluffy gote ears.
>>128731575
>>128731213
Why is Flowey so fat?
Anyway, night, utg. keep itANGRY.
>>128731770
Thanks, may woshua bless u a clean shower
>>128731839
You cant run from mad dummy or spare him, but he leaves. Does that count?
>>128731532
Oh God frisk's face with that hair and body is hilarious.
>>128731985
Well I do now
>things are getting steamy between you and Asriel
>sudden goatparents come home
>trying to act like nothing is out of the ordinary while your face is covered in glitter and the room smells like Starbursts
>>128731684
Frisk (who might I add is a small child) had spent the whole game A) being told that Asgore was nice and would let them leave peacefully, and B) that listening to adults when they told them to fuck off or give up was a shitty idea.
Frisk/the player have every reason to believe that Asgore is all talk like everyone else, and there will be a peaceful resolution to the conflict if you just try.
It's only Asgore that breaks the pattern. Frisk could (and did, if you spare him at the end of the battle) have entered the fight with the purest possible intentions, it doesn't matter. Asgore will kill them all the same unless you fight back, not a single other monster in the game (bar Flowey, who along with Genocide Chara is the most 'evil' creature in the game along with not even being a real monster) does this.
>>128731947
Yes.
>>128731985
>Technicolor gote cum
Can presumably be used as a road flare in a pinch
>>128731984
you'll convert eventually
pet the snek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w
>>128732025
Goodnight, I hope you haveANGRYdreams!
>>128732129I bet it also tastes like skittles
>>128731984
Doesn't matter if you're a furfag, gote is too fluffy to ignore.
>there will never be a full version of the Mettaton NEO song that covers the entirety of Battle Against a True Hero
>people saying you can't spare Asgore when you literally can, you just happen to have to fight him first
You just have to fulfill the requirements first, Undyne will also murder the shit out of you unless you run, Mettaton will unless you get his ratings up, Mad dummy will unless you wait him out, etc
How is that any different aside from actually having to hit the fight button? If it was a straight up battle to the death I would agree but its not.
>>128731839
Asgore wants you to kill him. That's why he'll kill himself if you try to give him mercy on repeated neutral runs.
At the same time, he can't just let you kill him because that's abandoning his people and he made his decision to put his people's hopes above his morals and his happiness a long time ago. So he fights you, but because he has almost no actual killing intent, he holds back heavily, his actual stats being far weaker than they appear and him always knocking you down to 1 HP before finishing you off. It's the same situation he was put in when it all began, he either abandons the hopes of the underground and lets you kill him, or he continues with his plan and maintains hope even if he hates what he's doing and thinks he deserves to die for it.
And just like how he handled getting human souls, he barely puts in an effort at fighting you because he doesn't actually want to fight, he doesn't want power, and he doesn't want to wage a war.
Show me the most cringy Undertale related thing.
Please?
>>128732395
We're it.
>>128732324
like a tutti frutti smoothie
>>128731331
Calling the underground violently anti-human is fucking hilarious and shows just how out of touch and/or overly selfish she really is. The most bloodthirsty of them all can be reasoned with after you get away from her and she has time to cool down and talk to you. The rest of them are basically from childrens books in terms of how mean they are. Mercenaries? Nope.
Toriel is just like Asgore in that her heart is in the right place but she also chooses mediocrity over a selfless solution. Truthfully, if anyone (Gerson?) could have talked her into staying at the start and calming down Asgore, everything would have turned out great. But they were both too weak after their son died.
Now stop blaming, that's not what the game is about.Why is Undyne so great?
>>128731839
Well, you're wrong there. You can finish the battle peacefully and spare him. But he still dies no matter what
>>128732395
I want to hugtrapAsriel!
>>128732395
>>128732395
Unfortunately, dogsong with lyrics seems to have been taken down.
Sorry about that.
>>128731993I assume toriel fed him too much
>>128730814
>Mettaton will never bully you
>>128732475
As damn well you should.
>>128730829
why?
>>128732589
Incorrect
the gote you posted is the minimum amount of manliness required for goathugsI want to say twink but twink is way too gay sounding
>>128732139
Frisk can also play with time willy-nilly to resurrect themselves from death
A normal kid, on top of probably not risking death in order to try and spare a number of bosses, will probably either try and kill Asgore so they can leave or fuck off when he lets them fuck off
The only reason you can't just live with Toriel or Papyrus/Sans is because it's a video game and Toby didn't feel like adding in more than three types of endings
>>128732658
B L U E B O A R D
https://strawpoll.me/6551156
Has there been any Undertale X Devil May Cry crossovers?
My menu was the skelebros and goatmom until a moment ago, what the fuck happened and how do I fix it?
>>128732712
sn....ow...y
>>128732782
strawpolls need to stop
>>128732789
Did you kill anyone?
>>128732475
Me too!
>try and combine a series of animated images
>different frame timings
FUCK IT IM DOING IT ANYWAY
>>128732784
Not as far as I can tell, why?
>>128732457
Well, the monsters WERE pretty violently opposed to the IDEA of humanity at least. Bratty and Catty (a couple of average, unaggressive teenagers) are SO hyped for the destruction of millions of civilians who haven't done a thing to them, and probably don't even know they exist.
By the time that you come to the underground though, the wounds over the death of Asriel seem to have largely healed or been forgotten, and no-one actually seems to hate humans all that much even as they cheer for their extinction. They're so out of touch they don't even know what they look like.
In Toriel's defense, she's hundreds of years old, and has spent the whole time living like a hermit in the ruins with nothing but the odd froggit and vegetoid around her. And they say they're too scared of her to communicate much, too.
She could actually be perfectly justified in assuming that the anti-human sentiment is as high as it would have been right after shit went down, given her isolation she doesn't really know that the political climate has changed so much.
>>128732789
>LV 1
>>128732683
Something like this?
>>128731878
Thing is Asgore himself think that going to the surface is a bad idea because he believes that the humans will wipe them out this time (and remember that they had the opportunity to do so before, the barrier was basically a mercy for the monsters).
So it was a decision between leading his people into one hell of a meat grinder or telling them to forget getting sometime that most monster never had, and to try to make the best with what they had.
>>128732865
Nope.
>>128732789
Sometimes the menu fucks up, people doing genocide runs have reported that Toriel will show up reading/napping in her chair long after they've murdered her.
>>128732940
>that bulge
>>128733009
spooky
>>128732890
>they say they're too scared of her to communicate much, too.
She is kind of mean you know. Not that I mind.
>>128732940
yes, perfectI prefer a manlier gote myself though
>>128733009
Oh, I will just keep going then. Thank you anon.
>>128732940
Fukkkin nice!
http://strawpoll.me/6551181
Not very important poll but it is a nice poll to check out
>>128732889
It would be pretty cool if Frisk became a silent Nero, with Chara being his Dante conscience while the Underground was ruled by demons, where our lovable characters are being overpowered.That's just my fantasy
>>128733037
Tell me about it.
I sorta wish that the genocide/neutral menus displayed mementos or trophies of slain bosses. Like an empty chair, a plate of spaghetti, a spear stuck in the ground, a leg, etc.
>>128733241
>>128733102
Get outta here. Asriel may be a little kid but he will grow up to be more like his dad. Though probably not quite as huge.
>>128733309
DO
NOT
>>128732890
Ironically Asgore plan to stall was probably the only one that would have worked long term since it allowed enough time to pass allowing everyone to move on from their hatred, kept them safe from any hostile humans that might have fallen (which Chara very much was, even if they didn't know it) and set up the events that would lead to the barrier being broken and peaceful integration.
>>128732976
>telling them to forget getting sometime that most monster never had, and to try to make the best with what they had.
The thing is the game goes out of its way to point out how this wasn't working what with the overcrowding, general depressive attitude of the monster race and how many of them commented that the hope of seeing the surface again was all that was keeping them going.
>>128732848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-EHmQHUwB8
>>128733241
that, that's the idealI haven't seen this one yet, what a bulge
>>128733353
This is actually more than acceptable too though
>>128733309
*raises paw*
how will the goat escape if you keep him chained to a wall and he's lost his will to live?
>>128733309
>>128733490
Not denying it, faggot
>>128733505Ask Chara for an answer
>>128733309
This meme doesn't work if it ends with killing yourself anyway.
>>128733505
Deus ex choke on it.
>>128733505
through the power of autism
There's too many goats, and not enough Skeletons in this thread.
We need to fix this.
>>128733309
please do not
>>128733698
Kiss skeleton
>>128733629
Private discussions in the royal family are just that: private.
Alright, which one of you fuckers was this?
>>128733698
Skeletons really scare me down to the bone though, I don't want to.
>>128733698
pls post skeletons in girls clothes
>>128733698
I'll have to take a rain check since I'm going to bed now.
good night /utg/ Be nice
>>128733842needs drool
>>128733898
i ate the entire snowmanIN FRONT OF HIS VERY EYES
>>128733842
That's a nice gote tongue.
>>128733490
Platonically!
Oh shoot, had a small earthquake just now.
>>128733851
I got you, senpai.
>>128733886
Night buddy.
>>128733993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgiHl2kpMis&feature=youtu.be&t=586
this is my favorite type of laugh
>>128733886
Sleep well lil skell.
>>128733898You could go back to Snowdin and take another piece. You would be awful but the Snowbro would forgive you.
>>128733959
I wasn't ever mad at you or anyone else, shit was pretty civil I thought.
I don't actually like any of the goats all that much, but they're some of the most interesting characters to talk about. Have a fish and a skeleton instead, everyone likes them.
Give me some more drawing suggestions, so that I might draw something after I cook dinner.
>>128733959That was actually a pretty interesting discussion, don't worry about it.
>>128733946
ThanksI don't have anymore tongue so have some fluff
>>128734165
chara frisk and asriel having a pajama party
>>128733948
damn, meant for >>128733754
>>128733851
Papyrus is so cute
>>128733987
>>128734097
I don't think you realize just what I mean.
I killed every monster on the face of the earth, and was forced to eat the remains of Snowbro in order to defeat Sans.
Touch bone
>>128734237
O-oh.
>tfw no cute goat DILF to cuddle with on long cold nights
>>128734165
Amalgamates interacting with Flowey.
i just searched for "alphys" on google images and the first result is literally pornWHO DID THIS
>>128734237
Wow anon, that's just cold.
>>128734237
Ah, I see.
Well.
He was never your friend, just your prisoner.
If the stolen chunk of him had any level of sentience left, they would have spent the whole time cowering in terror at what you were doing, and the knowledge that their unwilling, horrible sacrifice would be actively helping you on your evil quest.
I hope this makes you feel better!
I have finished the passive ending and now I am begun the genocide one
>>128734432
>checked for myself
it's real, it's fucking real
oh the children who would see this
the thought makes me laugh and feel bad
>>128734226
papyrus is my favorite magical girl
>>128734249
thankspartner
>>128734478
>passive ending
Quick, describe the final boss you got.
And you know how to start the geno run, right?
WHY
CANT
I SAVE
HIM?
>>128734432
wow you're not kidding
>>128734497
He'll be a part of you forever!This is creeping me out, can we stop?
Papyrus is best waifu and is made of pure purity
>>128734283
i mostly just avoided everyone else and ate the food pellet things. you would not believe how many people run into you. also, a lot of opportunistic attacks and using those spiky things to give everyone a B A D T I M E.
you can shoot mass at them to make another one pop out in the opposite direction from where the mass is hitting it. i'm too good at dodging for that to work on me, but there were a few close calls.
wound up getting eaten by a giant spider cell because whoever was paps went afk, and the rest of the leaderboard ganged up on me.
/blogpost
>>128734568
Gaster? He doesn't technically exist any more.
Chara? She's a girl
Asriel?You already did :^)
>>128734168
but there's never enough
>>128734585
He's the embodiment of moe.
>>128734585
How could a skeleton be so perfect?
>>128734773
Amen to this brother!
>>128734813
Let him go m8, accept the flower
>>128734432
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY IS WTF
>>128734452
Oh trust me. After just completing a pacifist route I was getting very used to seeing all of my allies turn against me in the geno route.
Still, even though they were all monsters who threatened humanity I would have done anything anything if Snowbro had asked. I only wish he'll forgive me for that momentary lapse of judgement when fighting Sans.
>>128734813
If I can't save everyone, I'll just doom everyone
Genocide run is the true run
>>128734568
Chara and Asriel are both "saved" just not as saved as you want, you sick completionist.
Gaster is literally a removed character
>>128733698
Post silly skeletons.
>>128734813
you gotta kidnap toby and force him to code a new endingor just fall inlove with the goat-flower instead as the next best thing
>>128733783
What is this even supposed to be?
>>128734915
>I would have done anything anything if Snowbro had asked
He begs you to stop taking his pieces, you lying cunt.
Will we ever learn about Gaster?
Will we ever get an updated Undertale where you can randomly load into timelines where Sans was Gaster'd instead of Gaster, so we can get additional lore?
>>128734818
Has this been translated yet?
>>128735148
well good look with that then
>>128734976
speaking of goat flower
I can almost never find any art of him
I should ask crybleat to draw goat flower next time they take requests
>>128735072
I've been preaching that a while but people don't wanna hear it, let them have SAVE fics or whatever weird shit they do now
>>128735115
I apologized for that!
>>128735168
Unsure, but I wanna see this translated
>>128735148
LET THEM GO YOU FUCK, STOP RUINING EVERYONE'S HAPPINESS JUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SAVE SOMEONE.
okay then
thanks hiro
miss you moot
wait did a bunch of posts just get purged?
>>128735162
No
Gaster is better left as pure headcanon material, any official version of him would just cause disappointment at this point
So, friends. What is your favorite track out of the game?
>>128735261
The missing 30+ posts say yes.
>mods deleting actual dissuasion about the game
Well then
>we are getting woshed again
RIP.
Whoa, what the heck just happened?
Why did a bunch of normal post just get deleted?
>>128734813
he's cuter as a flower desu
i'd rather go back down and visit him after the monsters are freed to make sure he's watered, and entertain him for a while
maybe he'd even come up to the surface eventually
>>128735091
That's different. I only clicked on him the third time to apologize. It wasn't me who killed him, it was Hiro Protagahnest.
>>128735078
yes for no particular reason
>that nuke
wew lad looks like goathour is overtime for flower hour!
I get the asriel ones being banned but mine was actually about the game :^(
>>128735354
>I get the asriel ones being banned
Fuck you, it wasn't against any rules
this is what you deserve
>>128735335
patronizing little shit
>>128735340
Do not lie anon, you knew exactly what you were doing.
So uh... I guess the mods don't like goats.
>>128735183
Crybleat drew this for me earlier
Pretty based desu
>actual discussion about the game that this general is for being woshed
good job.
Mods take down my post? Fine.
It wont stop me. Look at the goat nerd. Look at him. I'm going back.
See you fuckers after the next run is finished.
>>128735335
i really doubt he'll stay underground at all tbqh. it sounds way too boring for a character who's entire motivation is "i got bored"
>>128735340
Whatever helps you sleep at night, you dirty snowbro-killer.
>>128735391
Obviously but if mods are going to sperg about something that's probably what they'd go for
>mods let us do chara erp shit
>other people post discussion about game and post gotes during and it gets woshed
neat
>even Sans posts are considered nukeworthy now
Wow.
>>128732340
I wouldn't mind it, but a lot of what makes the song great is stuff like the Zunpets and mechanizing everything would take away the appeal.
>>128735434
Mods don't like anything but robots and ghosts
>>128735434
Or actually discussion of video games it seems.
>>128735454
Have fun with your run.A TP one, right?
Do we need to flee to /trash/ to escape the retarded mods?
>>128735352
This anon has the right idea. Cute sans in a time of crisis.
>>128735434
No silly, they're just freeing up space for more goat
>>128735420
Okay, I admit it. I killed him because I was on my third playthrough and didn't want another neutral route. I went full genocide. Kill everyone. Best friend included.I mean the Snowman, not the kid.
They woshed the snek post
HOW RUDE OF THEM?!
Posting cool skeletons in this time of purge.
>>128734915
hey everyone, paladinchan is back
>>128735545
It has to be, maybe on hard mode?
Geno wouldn't make sense for saving him.
>>128735552
There's already like 4 Undertale threads on /trash/. I doubt they'd notice a fifth.
Keep calm and DOOT DOOT
>>128735643
Are all of them porn dumps + RP shit or is there something else there?
>>128735620
Nah, this anon seems funny and engaged, Paladin spent 99% of her posts complaining about everything.Jerry-chan.
>>128735552
These purges happen around the same time every day, I'm trying to wrap my head around it. I think that someone just has it out for this game.
>>128734984
ᛉ◎Ů ⏏Rᗱ Ⱎ€\_ɔᛖᏋ ┳◎ Ϯʁ⅌.
¦ Ⴙ◎\_Đ ┳ႹᏋ \_€▲|).
>>128735702
A few of them stopped being port for three whole posts!
>>128735454
Don't.
>>128735643
But there's no /utg/
>>128735682
Papyrus seems more like a strings guy to me, going by his theme song.
>>128735734
gullible-kun
>>128735682
thank mr skeltal
>>128735764
It's the skeleton anthem how dare you
>Paladinchan is back
WOW
>>128734432
She would be proud.
anyone know the artist for this?
>>128735825
>memes
memes
>>128735748
gaster pls go
I can't even read half of that shit
>>128735734
Look at how they are talking about their Chara + the name they used
So is grilby firegirls dad?
>>128735615
Here's a cool one
>>128735881
eyy epic shitpost /b/reda jai rasta man wha gwaan
>>128735910
no, but it's a popular headcanon
>>128735910
No but everyone likes to think soHots hotguy is actually her dad.
>>128735896
I know, but I think it seems more like a copycat than the legit thing, because 99% of the original Hiro's stuff was 'this is stupid I hate it'.
Or maybe she just learned to have fun and post fun, I hope so.
>>128735910
Will my dick melt if I try.
Because Im gonna try.
>>128735748
please go back to the wingdings, I can't be bothered to try to read this shit.
>>128735615
Don't mind the orange autism.
>>128735910
Probably.
The janitor from MTT is probably skateboard girl's dad.
Sometimes I wished I liked Sans more, he gets cool fanart
>>128735998
Please do not fuck literal fire.
>>128736067
Who do you like, anon?
What's your super, unironically edgy backstory for Chara?
Five bucks says Ebott was in some third world shithole long before the events of the game and Chara was a child soldier who fell in after slaughtering his abusive platoon.
He also didn't like cartoons
>>128735924
Suits are also good.
>>128736095
But shes cute.
Like, really cute.
>>128735615
Here comes a real cool dude
>>128736067
He also gets all the worst and most cringe worthy fan art, including entire AUs being centered around turning him into fetish fuel
>>128736015
Honestly, it's less the orange and more how bad pupils look on Papyrus that gets me about this shit.
He looks completely different if you change his button-eyes, I can't help but read this as his orange eye looking in a completely different direction from his normal one.
Nice art, though.
Is... is it safe to come back out?
>>128736015
I think Papyrus looks great in blue, and if the orange were blue in all the fanart it would be way cooler. Sans also looks great in red for some reason. I can ignore the orange but still.
>>128736067
You're not missing much. Sans gets the worst ratio of shit art to good by far. It really sucks when you have to wade through a hundred pics that either misinterpret him or turn him into something he's not just to find the stuff that's not garbage.
>>128735858
Got you covered anon
http://stardust-omelette.tumblr.com/post/135448374695/stardust-omelette-once-in-a-million-year-frisk
>>128735858
http://stardust-omelette.tumblr.com/post/135385836780/once-in-a-million-year-frisk-shows-them-eyes-wwww
I know, I have trouble using google image search sometimes too. It's okay.
>>128736110
Chara is the reincarnation of Genghis Khan, and wants to conquer all of Asia. This desire lead him to Mt. Ebott, looking to harness the monster souls to fulfill his dream. Unfortunately his plan failed.
Eventually though, he possess Frisk in a second attempt to conquer Asia, choosing Frisk for his Mongolian heritage.
>>128736195
This is one of the perks of liking less popular characters. Still a lot of shit, but it's much easier to sort through, and it's easy to follow the not uncountable number of good artists that draw them a lot.
>>128736227
>http://stardust-omelette.tumblr.com/post/135448374695/stardust-omelette-once-in-a-million-year-frisk
Not poster, but thanks anon.
Just so you guys know, Id spare each and every one of you. <3
>>128736269
>Typical Toregore quality-level.jpg
>>128736129
>>128736301
The feeling is mutual anon<3
>>128736267
Gris didn't give shit.
>>128736227
Thanks.
>>128736339
>>128736129
>>128735924
God damn. Sans cleans up like a boss.
>>128736321
If you think that's bad you should see the quality of most Asgore fan art. That's on the fucking okay list
>>128736269
"Oh Frisk, I didn't see you there. How are you doing today, come to visit the gar-"
>"Toriel says you're a sick man and I shouldn't talk to you but in her sleep she says that she misses your "cockstink."
>"......."
>>128732525
>porn crop wasn't deleted
>most of the thread was
Mods confirmed for robotfags.
>Grillby is Fukufire's dad
>>What? Why
>Because they're both fire elementals
>Asgore and Toriel are brother and sister
>>What? Why
>Because they're both goatmonsters
>>128736417
Are you sure?
>>128736067
He also gets a ton of weird stuff.
For every 1 good post, there's about 100 autistic images you need to sort though, first.
>>128736439
Was there really any doubt about it before?
>>128736464
Oh dear...
If I may make a comparison to Morrowind for a second, you essentially bring Chara back to life by mantling him?
>>128736067
Most of it is Onceler-tier garbage, so no you don't.
CHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>128736464
He cleans up like a boss, and then he gets messy like he has a point to make.
>>128736469
Less so
Less so
>>128736110
I like to think that Chara was a hero who was granted divine powers from the heavens so that (s)he could smite all abominations that doth threaten humanity.
Chara is perhaps the greatest hero that there is in the game. Even in the genocide route Chara conquers the monsterworld single-handedly allowing humanity to step in and occupy it whenever they see fit.
After all, even the saintliest purest of heart monster who could do no wrong still ended up turning to the darkness and threatening humanity. If that's the example (I'm reffering to Asriel) of the best monster-kind have to offer then as a servant of humanity Chara was given no choice but to wipe them all off the face of the Earth.
reminder that this also exists.
https://soundcloud.com/anime_sonicmega/pafriskus-comic-dub-whats-bonin-on
I was trying to sleep but was listening to spooky stories and spooked myself awake
Why are there two generals up?
>>128736469
>Would Undertale still be popular
Highly unlikely.
>and would you still like it?Probably, but not as much.
>>128735858
>>128736227
Thanks for IDing that, it's like the one fucking image in my folder that both lacks a retracable image name, and is impossible to reverse image search. Sorry, anon who was looking for it
Have a picture of Chara being Frisk's 「STANDO」.
>>128736439
Pretty sure posts were deleted as some kind of glitch
>>128736386
You can click on a tumblr link, scroll down to the post, and find a link directly to the source there. Not trying to be condescending, sorry, I just thought it was obvious.
>>128736587
I only just noticed, but...
Snowdrake's feet are really shitty. Like completely. Damn.
>>128736617
Why not?
>>128736515
Nope.
Us robotfags are lucky. I'm pretty sure that picture of stomachcock Mettaton was only deleted once.
>>128736587
man why do you edgelords always gotta straight up make shit up?
>>128736587
>After all, even the saintliest purest of heart monster who could do no wrong still ended up turning to the darkness and threatening humanity.
no they didn't, even the worst real monster (not counting Flowey who isn't really a monster) couldn't bring themselves to threaten humanity as a whole
>>128736645
>You can click on a tumblr link, scroll down to the post, and find a link directly to the source there.
I know, but most of the time when it shows a tumblr in the results it's lost somewhere in the 30th page.
>>128736339
Nicely dressed skeletons is my one weakness.
>>128736464
DON'T.
>>128736587
Chara hated humanity to the extent of wanting them all dead, which is exactly what they get in the genocide route. They kill monsters and use the power obtained from it to destroy all the humans too, you double dumbo.
Chara was a filthy monster-sympathizer at best.
>>128736613
What spooky stories anon?
http://strawpoll.me/6551412
Important poll, please vote
>>128736640
>>128736613Do you want me to cuddle you to sleep?
>>128736709
correct. that's because monster souls, unlike human souls, need love and compassion just to exist.
post fanart that is almost good aside from one small detail that ruins the whole thingthat fucking nose
>>128736570
Sometimes I'm browsing through Undertale art to try and dig up some gems and I'm reminded that there are enormous crowds of people (read: teenage girls) who unironically like this complete fucking garbage.
>>128736152
Worst is when Papyrus gets dragged into their shitty fantasies, like pretty much everything about the Mafia AU, or when Underswap turns him into a pedo dom who rapes his mentally challenged brother, or all the ones where he just fucking dies for no reason other than cheap angst bait.
>>128736587
nigga, chara straight-up erases the entire world
and if you do a pacifist after a genocide
he kills the entire world manually
this includes humanity
git gud
>>128736725
>>128736587
Asriel is the not the saintliest purest of heart monster. He comes close but he's no match.
LET'S
>>128736812nosleep podcastit's usually not that spooky
>>128736725
[MERCY]
>>128736709
Asriel, Asgore, Papyrus, and Undyne all represented clear threat to humanity with their actions.
Any true champion of justice would do the right thing and make sure they can never hurt or threaten anyone ever again.
>>128736894
Adding noses kills a ton of UT fanart.
Especially on Frisk or Undyne
>>128736984
FUCK
>>128736996
>papyrus
nigga wut
he can't even kill you
>>128736996
you are a dumbass
>>128737039
GOATS
>>128736920
Sad thing is a lot of them aren't even teenagers. You got all these people in their twenties acting like they never left the Twilight years and that's before you get to the ecto belly vore skelepreg shit.
>>128737039
NOT
>>128737039
LONDON
>>128736894
>Undyne's badly-drawn tits
>>128736996
I'll give you Undyne and the goats, but Papyrus never wanted to hurt anybody.
>>128737000
Trips of truth.
>>128736996
here's your (you).
>>128736587
>there are two snowdrakes
???
>>128736179
I-I think so?
>>128737151
No there is only one, those are both members of the same species as snowdrake though, like Chilldrake is
>>128737000
why would you give a fish a nose??
Ssshhh, skelton is aslepp...
I really like Sans and think he's funny and cute and everything but I also kind of want to put him in a sack and like kick it as hard as I can
More classy skeletons
>>128737151
There are probably several members of the same species, although the only one you can encounter on Snowdin is Snowy for plot reasons.
>>128737194
what the fuck
why didn't I immediately come to that conclusion
I'm not usually this retarded
>>128736894
Don't save any of it but I hate that so much Sans fanart makes his head too small or draws him looking like a shota as opposed to a manlet.
>>128737119
>works for Undyne
>Undyne works for Asgore
>Asgore literally ordered Undyne to kill humans and bring him their souls
Papyrus had the full intention of using force to capture humans so that their souls might be harvested.
You could argue that he only took the job because the place is overcrowded and he needed a means of supporting himself but if that were the case then he'd warn Chara of the risks and tell him/her to hide or disguise him/her-self.
>>128737226WAKE UP ANIKI.
>>128737236
Do not kick the skeleton.
>>128736956
TALK BROS
>>128737243
Gotcha covered.
>>128737236
Sans had a hard life.
>>128737325
Papyrus doesn't know what will happen to you when you bring him to the capital. He tells you this.
As far as he knows you might be a legitimate threat, and is just doing his civic duty capturing you.
>>128736978I NEED THIS.
>>128737325
Papyrus is working under a critical lack of information as to what the implications of capturing a human actually are. He admits as much himself, that he has no idea what happens to humans after they're brought to the capital. This is likely because Undyne and Asgore are both well aware that Papyrus has no real killing intent, and would not be working for either of them if he knew that bringing a human to the capital would result in their eventual death.
tHiCk
>>128737462
Anyone have the Sans that says "You done fucked up now, nigga"?
>>128737483
>>128737549
>Replying to 'Paladin'
You're being rused, whoever you're talking at isn't listening and is just having a giggle
>>128737236
Yeah he's kind of a lazy dick. Not much but kinda. Really good character though.
>>128737226
Shhh, tiny tall skell is sleeping
>people unironically responding to someone who is either baiting hard or is too autistic to understand the whole point of the game
Why?
>>128737639
Anon, why are you like this? Why do you have to assume that everyone who disagrees with you is some sort of malicious baiter? Do you have trust issues?
>>128737649
I want to find this cute but I cannot shed my horror at knowing what dogs do to A) bones and B) small things
Protect the little skeleton before he's annoyed to death
This thread needssomething,but I don't know what.
>>128737345
YOU WOKE HIM UP
>>128737824chara guro erp
>>128737845Let's not.
How do I fireproof my dick. I want to try something.
>>128737824
i feeling you, man
>>128737649
Waking Papyrus!
Force feeding him canned peaches to keep him on a sustained sugar high!
Preventing him from getting the rest he needs!
Causing sleep deprivation until he is your eternally loyal cultist!
>>128737853it's fun to do but there was so much charaposting this week we need to let the others have a turn
>>128737838
I fucked up.
>>128737895
Not doing any of that!
Ever!
>>128737824
It feels like there was a thing here, and then suddenly it was gone. Almost like it was woshed away.
>>128737861Me too.
Post underappreciated characters.
>>128737861
get a lava suit, one with a erect-able dick socket
>>128737895
Setting Papyrus in his bed!
Tucking the tall skeleton in!
Making sure he is comfy!
Reading Papyrus his bed time story!
Papyrus falling asleep peacefully!
Planting a good night smooch on his cranium!
Going down stairs and prepare his breakfast!Canned peaches!
"undertale is about THE POINT, it's about THE MESSAGE, it's about THE LESSON"
lmao
"you aren't allowed to play undertale how you want to. you have to do it the way i want you to."
lmao
"sure there's 19 endings, but you have to only do the specific THE PERFECT RUN infallible pacifist run THE PERFECT RUN or i'm going to call you mean names on the internet"
lmao
>>128737813
What
>>128738003
>You'll never be Frisk and listen to Asriel talk about how annoying the new girl is
>You'll never hear him say how she constantly sits next to him, or pokes him on the arm at lunch without saying anything
>You'll never watch his face express shock when you tell him she's tryna get that goat dick and he needs to stop being dumb
>>128738005
I appreciated the shit out of that bird
>>128738005
>>128738005
Fast travel between the 3 main areas in the game for free, as well as giving hints and tips. Cool as fuck.
>>128738103
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BRO
UNDERTALE'S ABOUT THE MESSAGE
THE ONE SPECIFIC MESSAGE THAT UNDERTALE DEFINITELY HAS AND IS TRYING TO TEACH YOU
YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE SYSTEM, MAAAAAAAN
YOU GOTTA DO
THE PERFECT RUN
>>128737924
>this week
>>128737861
don't fuck fire anon, unless it's monster fire
>>128737813
>>128738083
Who are you talking to? What are you talking about?
>>128738103
Don't reply to low quality shitposts.
>>128738148
What ever happened to all the Nacarat Jester fags from when these threads were new? Dude looked cool as fuck and I liked his attitude.
>>128738209
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PERFECT RUN, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>128737813
>>128738083
i hope one of these days le "missing the point" mee mee will end
but sadly not someday soon
>>128737776
I want to pinch asriel's chubby cheeks
Where were you when Undertale crossed the boundary of quirky indie game to FNAF 2.0?
>>128738208
Too weak man
>>128738208
It's not as effective without a scary noise playing, and that lady isn't even that bad.
Also it loaded slow the first time for me.
>>128738185
>unless it's monster fire
Can I fuck fire then?
seems someone needs to take a break from the internet and get some fresh air or something
>>128738240
>he disagreed with me, so that means he's le shitpost boogeyman
Fuck off, you black nerd faggot.
>>128738285
2 months ago
>>128738285
>>128738285
We made it through Markiplier, and it's not like these threads aren't already utter shit.
>>128738208
kinda looks like undyne
>>128737370FUCKING
>>128738369
Fuck, you are right.
>>128738265
I don't know. I think we were left behind. I didn't save many jester posts but I made sure to save ones with this mouse in it.
>>128738332
yeah, and that someone is you.
>>128738208
>Scared at first
>"Looks like Undyne"
>Get a boner
>>128738285
why do people think LPers playing the game will increase traffic to a general on 4chan
why do people think LPers playing the game will affect anything at all
>>128738185
Fuck fire with fire
>>128738429
how so?
>>128738364
didn't markiplier quit like after the first 40 minutes?
>>128737895
You woke them up, oh well, there they go.
>>128738285
This fandom is screwed.Even though the fandom is already screwed
>>128738103
hes throwing a fit because I called him a retard who missed the whole point of the game. Just ignore him.
>>128738487
RIP Papyrus, he will be missed.
>>128738285
unless toby plans sequels on a monthly basis, this game will start to lose its hype around spring/summer
>>128738453
LPers introduce more fans, which then scamble to discuss the game as much as possible sionce seeing an LP is the same thing as playing a game, which then leads them to 4chan.
It is inevitable.
>>128738487
Catch that dog!
>>128738453
If anything it affects Tumblr more than 4Chan, mostly by increasing the proportion of autists in the fandom churning out cringe.
>>128738560
>which then leads them to 4chan
but it doesn't
>>128736832
http://imgur.com/a/MQv1v
Enjoy the Bizarre Adventure.
ANIME IS REAL.
>>128738285
What does this even change?
Why does everyone think that youtubers playing a game is going to instantly destroy it?
>>128738332Damn, I'm not that drunk yet.
>>128738285
>>128738476
because you're passive-aggressively vagueshitposting about other anons on the internet, instead of directly confronting them, like an actual god damn adult
you've been spending too much time on the tumblrs
>>128738621
Nice album
>>128738621
This...pleases me
>>128738481
I think he only uploaded 2 videos.
>>128738494
Epic shitpost, tumblr brother.
>>128738687
>vagueshitposting
anon someone is losing it and just needs to take a break
there's nothing vague or passive aggressive about it
go outside and take a deep breath
>>128738670
It won't change anything, just faggots trying to stir shit up in here.
>>128738494
>using "le point of le game" mee mee
>using "le ignore le guy who disagree w/ me" mee mee
>using "le retard" mee mee
Wipe these memes from the face of the Earth.
it's pretty late /utg/!
what are you doing???
>>128738487
No!!!!!!!!
Someone catch that dog before Papyrus gets buried in the yard and forgotten about!
>>128738862
It's too late. The memes have taken me.
>>128738869
writing some porn
>>128738862
>using "le shitposting le le le everything is a meme le meme meme le"
>>128738869
responding to dumb shitposts
>>128738869
shitposting and listening to music.
>>128738869
Gasterposting
and Flockmod
maybe tumblr
>>128738869
drinking
shitposting
listening to podcasts
wanting to play vidya but not having anyone to play with
>>128738869
Trying to finish my last TP run and shitposting.
>>128738621
Thanks, got a lot of nice rare pics there.
>>128738869
Drinking a whole lot, because I'm feeling extra miserable tonight.
>>128738935
You're the only shitposter here, my brother.
>>128738869
Grinding in SMT 3 to beat Matador (in my defense, its hard mode) and listening to this Asgore remix on repeat.
https://soundcloud.com/13moths/bergentruckungasgore
Probably going to go watch some more TNG when I finally beat him, maybe go read somefan fiction
>>128738926
What kind of porn? And about who?
>>128739036
you and me both pal!it gets better!
>>128738487
this is cute. but dog, PUT THE SKELETON DOWN
>>128739037
I know you are but what am I?
>>128739092
Black
>128739092
You are a anon.
>>128739074
but bygg skeleton is for portable
Dont mind me
>>128739063sans/reader, /utg/'s most hated ship
it's cringy as fuck that I'm doing this, but at this point I'm beyond caring
>>128739268
Here we go again.
>tfw painstakingly crafting autistic fanfiction and never going to post it
>>128739268
I require picture of said gote friend
>>128739284I like the ones that are Male Reader, those tend to be higher quality for the same reason that less popular characters tend to avoid all the Sonic tier fan autism.
>>128738869
Working retail
>>128738869
Dumpster diving for images of Goatdad and Fishdaughter.
>>128739284
You take what you can get.I actually read about eight chapters into an Asgore/ reader fic before I got to the point where I had to drop it out of sheer cringe and boredom
>>128739360too bad there's like a 100:1 ratio of female reader/male reader in that category
Maybe I'll give it a shot sometime though.
>>128739352
>>128739441
i've got so much left to accomplish!who am i kidding
>>128738869
Playing FFXIV, watching anime, listening to tunes. The usual.
>>128739507
Thank you fine gentleman
>>128739441Persona 5, SMT 4 FINAL, Jojo season 4 anime, Nier 2, more Dresden files books, more Sanderson in general, more Arrow / Flash / SHIELD tv shows, etc.
I keep trying to pull out but life keeps giving me reasons to go on.
>>128739441
too chickenshitalso my grandmother would be devastated.
>>128739268
It's time to stop.
>>128738869
Drawinglewdswhen I should be sleeping.
>>128739441
Literally trying every night.
>>128739441
cant even bring myself to do that
i just figure it's bound to happen soon anyway
>>128739417
>Asgore/readermy nigger
>>128739441
Determination, shitlord.
[spoiled]Who am I'm kidding, we don't know why?[/spoiled]
>>128739417I think my writing's pretty decent quality. I need some practice though and this is the only thing I can motivate myself to write because I'm a disgusting pervert.
>>128739441
>being that selfish
>being that cowardly
>being THAT much of a bitch
I can't help but notice how most of his fanart has his hips sticking out of his shorts.I'd be lying if it doesn't give me the vapors.
>>128739557
>Being suicidal when you know you could be like Barry Allen
What the fuck
>>128739441
I need to kill everyone in these threads first.
>>128739703
Not going to happen Woshua.
>>128738561
>>128738880
>>128739074
Look!
The tiny tall skell got some help and will be safe for now.
>>128739581
oh yeah?
>>128739703
Not if I kill myself first.
>>128739441
My friends irl. I'd be long gone if it wasn't for them.
>>128739742
Everything is good once again!
>>128739507
>not the whole gote
>>128739557
Nightside is cool too
>>128739441
because i'm happy with my life?
>>128739646Oh was that yours? Like it wasn't really shitty and I was joking about the cringe, I just got bored of it. I'm sure there are people out there that enjoyed it! reader x anything isn't really something I like
>>128739695I'm not really suicidal anymore (I use to be but thats not really a story for this thread) l just mostly live day by day for the small things. Plus I have a decent network of friends that would be heartbroken if something happened to me.
>>128739790
THERE WAS MORE TO IT?!
>>128739535
>ffxivi spent so much fucking time playing that game and then i had a huge falling out with the fc i was in and now it's pretty much dead to me i cant get any enjoyment out of it
>>128739686
I don't know how to feel about it personally. On the one hand nothing about the sprite suggests it's canon but it's something that makes sense from a logical perspective, like Papyrus having a normal ribcage.
>>128739790
Holy shit, I never knew there was more of that image.
>>128739863nah, I didn't write that. I'm the person you responded to.
>>128739873Sorry to hear that anon. I just got back into it myself from taking a small break so I won't burn myself out. Thank god my fc is really cool and welcomed me back with open arms and people gushing about my return.
>>128739984
>the bot is still working
ayy
>>128739441
The world needs me, the skeleton war can waitand im going back to bed
>>128735519
>>128739790
THIS IS CUTE
>>128739971
Oh okay, I didn't want to offend
>>128739984
Too old to get slaughtered by Asgore
>>128740034Goodnight anon.
>>128740050
Eh, I think that you should be as honest as possible when criticizing fics. The person's never going to improve unless they know what's wrong with their stuff.
>>128740060
You mean Asgore "My kid became an hero, so I went six and zero" Dremurr?
>>128739742
Oh thank god, for a second I thought the top panel was Tobydog holding Papyrus's head in his mouth.
Just his head.
>>128739984
>no 70 and above option
Anon you're being ageist right now I hope you know that
>>128740164
Yeah, Asgore "The Toddler Terminator" Dreemurr.
I want to roleplay undertale and don't know where to go that won't be shit like roleplayerguild. What do?
>>128739984
based bot
>>128740007i probably could get back into the game again but idk why but i'm SUPER fucking awful at being social in mmos and i was lucky to find the fc i was a part of through a former friend so lmao thanks for reading my blog
>>128740127thanksi'll dream of youand by you i mean skeletons
CUTE!
>>128740190
what character would a 70+ anon waifu/husbando?
>>128740194
Asgore "Trust fund refund" Dreemurr?
>>128740238
Gerson
Can someone explain how the hell Chara got so powerful? Chara is just a normal human child. There's no reason someone like that should be wielding such unbelievable amounts of destructive energy.
>>128740238Gerson or the goatparents.
>>128738621
I've been wanting this since the day I played the game.
Thanks for showing it, anon.
>>128740194
Are you guys talking about Asgore "Hit the flowers, dead in hours" Dreemurr?
>>128740250
Asgore "When they hit the bed, they're dead" Dreemurr!
>>128740190
Excuse me why are ages less than zero not available? Stop being fucking insensitive to people such as myself who identify as an unborn fetus, you asshole.
http://strawpoll.me/6551600
This time without any bot fuckery.
>>128740271
They aren't human by the time you finish the genocide route.
>>128740316
I prefer Asgore "You must be this tall to live" Dreemur.
>>128740236
Very.
>>128740390
That's alright, but I like Asgore "Baby Beater" Dreemurr.
>>128740390
Surely you must be referring to Asgore "No longer married cuz some kids got buried" Dreemurr though right?
>>128740362
shit options anon.
>>128740362
>tfw you're 127
Asgore "Asriel got Gored" Dreemurr
>>128740454
Why?
>>128740441
Are you sure you're talking about Asgore "The Slow Abortionist" Dreemurr?
>>128740362
I know 14 and under would get spammed because meme, but it still should've been there
i'm curious alright fuck
>>128740507
I'm positive I'm talking about Asgore "Put the tyke on a spike" Dreemurr.
>>128740512
and two people still picked 50+ because they saw it as "the joke option"
>>128740479
15-25 is a pretty broad range anon, almost everyone falls in there
>>128740362
>tfw no option for 127 years young
>>128740576
Gerson pls go.
>>128738456
That reminds me, wasn't Dworven doing a Fuku request earlier? I missed it
>>128740567
Broad compared to 50-126?
>>128740538
No, I'm talking about Asgore "Out Of The Womb, Into The Tomb" Dreemurr
>>128740362
oh boy looks like i fall in the the most best one!
>>128740538
What about Asgore "Out of the womb into the tomb" Dreemurr?
>>128740663
>>128740362
>Two votes for 50+
>>128740660
No, I just mean that the majority of 4chan users are around the late 10s early 20s mark, and there's a higher density of them, as opposed to the late 40s and early 50s or whatever
>>128739441
I'm not particularly happy, but I'm not devastated. Just kinda empty most of the time. Sometimes I'm happy, and that's pretty much what I have to look forward to.
>>128740648
check the previous thread.
>>128740362
>over 80% of /utg/ is literal children
Fuck.
You'd think with most internet use coming from Western countries, and all the Western countries having aging populations, there would be more actual adults on the internet, but no, apparently not.
I've never played this game in my life but at this point I fully understand several references and have listened to Bonetrousle at least 6 times. Should I play it or something
>>128740764
Nah
>>128740734
Dad ur a murderer!
>>128740764
Yeah, man.
im starving and theres nothing to eat distract me from this pain /fnaf/
>>128740691
>>128740704
Nah, I'm talking about Kazuhira "If you fulton a black, I'm sending it back" Miller.
>>128739789
Now that he is safe, the tiny tall skeleton can resume his sleep!
Goodnight tiny skell!
>>128740761
The internet is fairly new, and as with all new things, the first to embrace it is the younger generation. Someday, we'll be at the 30ish mark and then we'll have some really cool stuff being done
>>128740764
You may have some fun, pirate it and try it out.
But stop listening to the OST and looking shit up until you finish both the pacifist and genocide route.
>>128740761
Not children, mostly teens
>>128740734
FIGHT ME
>>128740761
What do you count as "literal children" because a large part of 15-25 is above 18 and a fair amount is 21+
>>128740809
I think you got the wrong thread
>>128740831
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>128740734
fuck off assgore
I really want to play with Asriels' ears.
>>128740834
Sleep tight tiny tall skell.
>>128740734
>>128740809
Shhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
You're gonna be okay.
>>128740663
>that fucking picture on the screen
>>128740809
this is /utg/ not /fnaf/. I think you are lose, anon
>>128740851
k
I'm in one of those moods again /utg/
cheer me up
http://strawpoll.me/6551637
Now stop whining
>>128740937
I thought this was /mhg/
>>128740965
Just imagine you're petting a nice fluffy gote.
Anon, is it possible to NOT save anyone during the True Pacifist ending?
How can anyone hate this cute little murderer?
>>128740848
Those are children.
>>128740876
As far as I'm concerned, most people under 26 are children, regardless of whether or not they're "legally" adults. The 20-somethings of this generation especially have got to be the whiniest, most immature little shits I've ever seen.
>>128740834
Where do I go to get my own pocket Papyrus?
>>128740915
I really want tocut Asriel's ears from his head as he screams and writhes in agony
>>128740965
What kind of moods? Are you horny again?
Because I can___________________nothelp you with that.
>>128740978
huh i probably should have just put 18-25 instead of having 18 as a separate option
oh well, no one will sperg about that, will they?
>>128741005
You encounter no random enemies and your attacks miss the amalgamates, and your attacks miss asriel. Your wording is a bit weird sorry if I misunderstood.
>>128740965
Go to sleep anon, that may help you.
>>128741005
Unless your one of those people who think that Asgore offs himself in TP, not really
>>128741013
because they killed themselves and tried to murder a bunch of people after manipulating a naive and scared child into doing their bidding
and also they are on board with genocide when you start it
i love the cute lil fuker tho
>>128741014
>The 20-somethings of this generation especially have got to be the whiniest, most immature little shits I've ever seen.
Are you seriously crying >b-b-but the millennials! on fucking 4chan
Holy shit dude.
http://strawpoll.me/6551628
I changed the poll because somebody complained about "the distribution". No actual under-18 option because everyone would just pick it as a joke vote, and if you actually are, you shouldn't be here anyway.
>>128741075
but I normally go to bed 6 hours from now
>>128741005
I'm not entirely sure of what you mean, please elaborate.
>>128740965
Think about nice snek coils and its warmth
>>128741004
Great, now I'm in one of those moods, too.
I wanna write a story where Sans & Chara are forced to team up to fight some greater evil that threatens them both. Also at some point Chara is hiding in Sans' jacked and when Sans is cornered with nowhere to go he's like "SURPRISE COCKSUCKER" and Chara jumps out and shanks someone.
>>128741193
I'm 22 suck my dick.
>>128741013
chara did some really bad things but i still love them anyways
>>128741067
>>128741169
I mean, on the final fight with Asriel, when he captures your friends, and you have an opportunity to save them.. Is is possible to NOT save anyone?
>>128741141
Did I offend your soft, fragile, 19-year-old sensibilities, my sweet tumblr child? Did I accidentally misgender you? Did I trigger your "autism" and your "depression"?
>>128740834
Hooray!
Have another cute small skeleton in thanks.
>>128741162
Take a nap then.
>>128741194That sounds kinda fun actually.
>>128741232
Nope, you have to save them all in order to progress.
>>128740915
What about his other fluffy body parts?
>>128741193
nice meme
>>128741232
You have to save all of them but I'm not sure what happens if you just continually spare them.
>>128741235
Nah dude, just laughing at someone thinking their generation was great and everyone before and after them was shit.
You know, just like every other generation for the past 2500+ years.
>>128741179
>snake
>warmth
otherwise it would be a 10/10 idea
>>128741194
thats fucking retarded when are you starting and are you going to link us
>>128741332
I'm 471.
>>128741332
You're right I'm actually a 10000 year old demikin angel and you should respect me.
>>128741194
that's fucking fantastic when are you posting it
>>128741360
Sorry to disappoint you anon...
>>128741253
>Frisk and Asriel going to the gym
>All those girls who want to get DP'd by them
Less arguing more Gote
I need to go to bed but I don't wanna.
>that nose
so close
>>128741335
Oh, my sweet, perfect little tumblr angel, I'm so sorry. I'll make sure to use your preferred pronouns whenever I talk to you. Would that be better? Would that be less problematic?
>>128741194
SURPRISE COCK FAGS!
>>128741332
>he thinks 300 is old
Get a load of this youngster.
>>128741471
so when are you gonna give us the full pic i need this
>>128741471
instead of going to bed how about posting that picture anon
That album needs updating
>>128741194
I wanna write a story where Sans convinces Chara that they're forced to team up against some greater evil and Chara should hide in his jacket to leap out as a surprise attack. And then when Chara does Sans just stabs/crushes them in his rib-cage while playing the sad trombone song.
>>128740978What if I don't know how old I am?
>>128741482
You two should get a room and hash out your problems if you know what I mean.
>>128741482
Stop engaging.
We reach the image limit.
This sadden me.
>>128741529
NO
DO NOT DO THIS
>>128741471
Go the fuck to sleeppartner.Goodnight, I hope you have sweet dreams
>>128741482
The tumblr joke doesn't even make any sense.
>>128741304
>>128741252
Then.. My theory that Flowey is actually in love with Frisk is complete. I'll explain later. (in short: he is following you, it is impossible to make him do anything actually harmful to you (he's just playing a pretty dramatic show for you, really), and he also is always the one who cares the most about Frisk in general.)
>>128741561
You sadden me.
>>128741471
>Frisk & Chara being tender and loving
Don't go to bed yet
>>128741531
Are you a dumpster baby or something.
My teeth ache. Fuck.
>>128741606Flowey doesn't actually cares about Frisk, he cares about Chara's essence/soul thing/presence that's on Frisk.
>>128741561
That saddens me as well but now it gives me a reason to sleep good night UTG
>>128741179
thats some nice winte there
>>128741246
>Toby will never release plushies of anyone other than Boriel
Feels bad man.
>>128741706
Dang, what is this, foreign culture day?
>>128729584
>>128729584
>>128729584
Reminder to not make a thread because this one has been up for a while.
>>128741714
Goodnight anon.
>>128741706
Wrong thread.
And how the hell do you fuck up a post so much?
>>128741714
Sleep tight, goodnight.
>>128741161
What if I'm ageless, living outside of the realm of what you mortals perceive as time?
I'd appreciate if you put in an "other" category as to not discriminate.
>>128741730
>>128741768
There are 4 threads in the catalog.
>>128741473
Live Action Asgore as played by Adam Driver.pngI would've said Alan Rickman but he's, you know, dead and all
>>128741712
But can you give it to him? Can you make him take it, kill you and do what he is claiming to dream about?
>>128741825
There's this one, the previous one and the one you just replied to. What's the other?
>>128741507
>>128741519
>>128741567
>>128741686
I'll have this colored tomorrow.
>>128741825
I looked at the catalog randomly during the day, and there were 6 or 7. What the heck happened?
>>128741849
No, you can not.
>>128741929
Nice. Thanks.
>>128740485
>>128740485
That one, which has the old and fixed OP
>>128741929
thank you for what you do partner i look forward to it
>>128741959
See? You can't even MAKE him do anything harmful to you
>>128741948
We went back on time.
>>128741968
>>128741880
Meant to reply to
>>128741929
Please remember to post it to paheal or some shit, Some great art has been lost by artists posting the picture once then it just fades away and those who downloaded it forget about it in the deepest depths of their porn folders.
>>128741961
>>128742002
No problem.
>>128742054
I usually upload to Paheal, R34.xxx, and e621.
>>128742265
Thanks. Your work seems good so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMCsxibmEF4
Found this in the other general. Not bad