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Spoilers ahead proceed at your own Chisk.
-The Game's Demo
Was waiting for a new thread to drop this.
I'm mounting an expedition to the heart of tumblr, to pull out the worst, most garbage Sanses that exist on the internet, and photoshop a fedora onto as many as I can find.
Ladies and gentlemen, sharpen your edges. We're going in deep.
this thread is for lewd and for lewd only
Actually do not please discuss characters the story the lore the music the gameplay easter eggs glitches the fanbase as well as the lewd, You need to strike a good balance
I can't confirm what this Sans is doing just out of frame there, but I don't think it's too hard to guess. I give this shitty Sans two out of five fedoras.
Good luck and take care of yourself,anon.
I really want to know who's the artist for the first lewd on that album.
NU! PRION TEM
This Sans is slowly closing in on his natural prey: poorly-thought-out plot devices and deux ex machinas. The sweating is a complex defensive mechanism, to ward away any unwanted attention from characters who might add value to a narrative.
I'd love to, but unfortunately all I have is tons of almost-lewd goatmom
A cute girl who deserves to be saved, and to live a long and happy life.
This Sans has met a tragic fate involving the limited imagination of a hormonal teenage girl. Our studies show little to no hope of recovery for Sans that have fallen this low.
>Chara is fucking gender-neutral and Chara is a male because he's powerful and cunning and women are weak and stupid.
They're both gender neutral.
That picture doesn't have them as girls anyway.
>tfw can't even be bothered to call out how delusional Charafags are anymore
Burgerpants is for bullying sexually!
Thanks anon, it does seem similar to their art.
Will try to check if they have a NSFW blog and then report back.
Now i feel nostalgic from when i used to post a shitload of links to like 5 different lewd images because i was too lazy to album
is it even possible to feel nostalgia for something that happened like 3 months ago
i feel this is false nostalgia and i want to do battle with it it scares me
The Sans we see here was a victim of a horrible GIMPing accident. The world's best plastic surgeons have put their best effort into reassembling what they could find of his shattered character value, but most of the original wounds are still visible, such as the wide gradients on his jacket and tooth.
I want this to stop
but I want to keep looking at this.
Makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.
holy crap that image is sad
have some happy to balance it out
>Toriel will never fill the ruins with the cacophonous sound of her stomach gurgling after eating too many snails before uncontrollably farting for several hours, thereby killing everything in the ruins
This infighting shit's a little played out bruh
though I would like ERP and abuse fic shit to stop
This specimen was probably the most difficult to bring back. Not because it was difficult to find, mind you, but because it put up a hell of a fight. That neon blue tongue isn't just for show - it's also a powerful biological marker, signaling its approximate DTF value to other characters in its natural environment.
the bait is supposed to be hidden anon
either way those cringe sans are funny but they're getting too cringey
post woshua to erase the sin of cringe from this thread
I don't want in fighting with chara posters, they can post in peace just like the rest of us but they have been full force for several days and haven't chilled out. Today was a bit better but still, it just gets old.
Also every edition just says 'Chara edition'. You could change it up a little bit you know.
Yea and it'd be cool if people would shut up with the WORSHIP and THICK and mommyposting and all the Asgore dindu but that's not gonna stop.
People are gonna shitpost about the game because this is a general for said game.
And one more to round it off tonight, folks: the rare "reaction drawing" Sans. Created and then immediately thrown away by a cruel, abusive being, this subject is constantly questioning the meaning of its own existence - never brave enough to take its own life, but secretly hoping that death will come silently and unexpectedly in the night.
And that's it for tonight, folks! I hope to see you all again later for another thrilling segment of "It Came From Tumblr!" Goodnight!
>it's also a powerful biological marker, signaling its approximate DTF value to other characters in its natural environment.
How long has it been since a lizard of fish edition anyway? I've seen a lot of Chara and Spider threads the past couple days, but not a lot of Undyne.
Approximately (1) Tem in height. Why?
I stitched this thing: http://leaf-kun.tumblr.com/post/136356002577/asriel-showing-chara-around
Here, have my cringe.
That is the size of a Tem, though. I'm sorry you can't understand it, but there it is. Also the position where you have a Tem wrapped in your arms, laying down and sleeping softly provides the optimal cuddling position.
That's a weird way to write Papyrus, anon.
You have completed a most excellent job. Rest well anon.
I never see enough Vulkin. Best "random encounter" monster by a mile.
I just love the way it talks. It's the most goddamn adorable thing I've ever seen in a video game.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Snowdrake isn't the best minor monster
Since when did Papyrus develop spaghetti tentacles?
How long did he study under Undyne for that ability?
I'm still finding out things about this game
like how Flowey calls Sans a smiley trashbag and that he's had many resets thanks to him and how he had fun with Papyrus the longest if you reset after if you reload your save at the barrier and re-fight Asgore after defeating him and Omega Flowey multiple times
or how Flowey leaves a message in one of the echo flowers if you back track and it's different depending on whether or not you killed Toriel
Or how you can go on a "hang out" with Papyrus if you never flirt with him, and it ends with him telling you that you need more friends than just him and that you are too obsessive
There's so much
Post pure goat.
>Post pure goat.
Do you think even the worst person can change for the better?
...thats not a goat....
but anyway this image makes me feel weird, the goat looks sickly, like he's got a terminal disease or something I'm imagining saving the goat only for him to get cancer and it's sad and I like it
Yeah this game has crazy details about that likeflowey is the person who makes Papyrus make Undyne make you deliver the letter to Alphys.
A lot of the reset dialogue like if you killed Toriel and reset to save her have a huge impact on the player. It really strengthens the game rather than 'oh she's dead now i'm sad but i cant save her'. People really don't expect to be called out on it. And it's a shame more people don't experience that kind of thing.
Living your whole life underground would make anyone look sickly. Even a monster.
the charamind is advancing
Does he only do that if you kill her?
I'm doing a true pacifist run, and it's just part of the conversation between siblings about how they wish they could see the surface. I beat the rest of it to backtrack too, it's just True Lab that needs beating.
Ahuhu. I'm going to enjoy turning you into a Donut.
I know there was a stitched version of spottoydog.tumblr.com/post/131020154192, does anyone has it?
There's two versions. The one for when you kill Toriel and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRMXaD23P4U
It only happens when you first enter the area, and you go to the very end of the room but don't exit, then go back.
That is what happens if Toriel is dead.
The gif is from this video description.
That's an awesome detail, I loved how Flowey would
stalkyou but wished it ended up having more impact on the game. Is there anything else that he does like this?
I also wish it would have more impact, past the ruins flowey is not really heard of again or making a big impact in the same way he did at the end of the ruins.
The webm is what happens if you continue to run into the friendliness pellets.
http://imgur.com/a/ahqov This is for Mettaton though, and it's pretty interesting. Papyrus also has something similar with everybody in snowdin talking about him but I don't have the link.
>one of the stars faded out
That's really interesting if the stars actually represent monster lives.
>tfw when you have a really cool idea for an undertale short story but can't write worth shit
* What's a star?
* Can you touch it?
* Can you eat it?
* Can you kill it?
* Are you a star?
Oh fuck that part about killing the star always sent a chill down my spine but now I know why.
You can kill them.
Do you have any retarded theories which you know probably or definitely aren't true, but nevertheless enjoy?
I like to imagine that Tobydog has some sort of mind or emotional-control abilities, given how strangely some characters seem to act around him. Somewhat similar to the indoctrination of the reapers in Mass-effect, possibly, but sometimes with more unpredictable results early on.
Toriel in hardmode is whack as fuck at the end when he shows up, just wandering off to bake pies instead of even trying to digest the weirdness of what's going on, Papyrus flies into a couple of rages (admittedly, he also gets angry at Sans' antics and other things too so it's not completely out of the blue) when he shows up, Frisk, the most DETERMINATION-filled child in existence does fuckall to stop him when he absorbs the amulet, Mettaton attaches a bomb to him in one of his show-segments in spite of every person in showbiz knowing how much viewers hate watching cute animals die, and finally and most damningly, the hell that ensues when Toby is allowed to take the throne.
In spite of the ruins having the empty house of the sad, protective old mother, in spite of Snowdin wondering where its goofy but gallant skeleton protector went, in spite of Waterfall no longer housing the heroine who NEVER gives up, in spite of hotland being down a little nerdy dinosaur, in spite of the MTT resort losing its star... Sans, who seems weirdly elated, tells you that everything seems inexplicably better, and everyone, even himself, is inexplicably happier.
He thanks you for killing his brother, and hangs up.
Not even he could withstand the will of Toby.
Exactly, it makes no sense.
Hey there anons. Have an updated chara lewds imgur album!
Hello 5AM /utg/
Part 3 of my
/ss/fic is here
enjoy you terrible degenerates
That... scarily makes sense.
Anyway, if we're talking about stupid theories, one of mine is that Papyrus is nowhere near as stupid as he seems and he was actually an assistant to Gaster alongside Sans.
Gaster did say "What do you /two/ think", after all.
Everyone brainwashed into forgetting everything they care about? Losing all those important people they'd looked up to and loved?
They may as well be dead. The sanctity of their own minds has been mutilated and hurled away, and all that's left is shallow, baseless happiness. You might as well drug the populace and leave them to sleep-walk through life without every questioning anything or pushing their limits, it's fucked.
The dog was behind it all.
I'm just wondering, why do people like Chara so much?
I'm not hating on him or anything, but aside from the narrator theory, there's not much to go off for Chara in terms of personality.
they're cute and
I like to imagine them cutting me while lewding me in a dominating way~
Always considered letting anything chara / frisk and lewd in there, But i pretty much only put in what i liked the most. I think it's better the way you're doing it.
A few good ones are missing but its nice to see someone taking the mantle.
Good luck with your lewdposting, I will continue to lurk.
When i get back to my pc i'll update it with my personal stuff and will post it here on occasion still.
I think that's pretty much it.
Chara is a gender-ambiguous kid with a creepy smile, a strong hatred of humanity, and a dangerous and shitty plan that got them and their best friend killed. They seem to be stronger and more driven than Asriel, given how they pushed him into the buttercup plan when he was clearly uncomfortable with it, and continued insisting that they go through with it when he tried to back out while they were on their deathbed. Outside of that, everything is up for interpretation.
You want a Chara who was born a vicious, selfish little cunt and exists only to cause as much suffering as possible, whatever. You want a sad poor sweet abused suffering little button Chara who wanted justified revenge on the humans and thought that the best thing they could do with their life was give it to Asriel, sure. You want a generic brown-haired sweet and demure waifu Chara who you domestically abuse for no real reason? Uh, that's fucking weird.
Whatever you go for, it's not debunked, so it can be canon for you.
Chara a cute, and an open character allows for more speculation about Chara, her motives and her past.
She also deserves to be saved
Do you think Gaster Blasters make for efficient transport?
Smol Asriel hiding behind his ears is teeth-rottingly adorable.
Anon who wants to put Sans in a bag and kick it here. Will you guys be cool with it if I do it with this one?
I'll remove Papyrus first of course, I'm not a cruel sicko or anything.
True. As entertaining as a hilariously evil, love-to-hate Chara would be to watch
and to dunk on, I would personally prefer a sympathetic Chara who has a good reason for his actions and turns good in the end.
Geez, what did Sans ever do to you?
I like the way Chara's dislikable. I'm pretty sure I also know why some people like them a lot and that's why I don't.
size fetish at work there, i will not apologize
That totally won't come back to bite you in the future.
Undyne would still wipe the floor with Sans, but you're not Undyne, now are you?
I laughed. I almost forgot that part too.
Same. I love Sans, I hate the dozens of shitty AUs and humanizations he's subjected to. Poor guy, he has enough to deal with.
So uh... How do I load save files? I wanna fight sans but I can't take the grind it takes to get to him. I don't mind killing the characters, it's just too much work.
I don't know. I like him as a character and he makes me laugh, but I also just want to cause him nonlethal and impermanent levels of physical harm for some reason. Maybe it's aggression manifested because of his shit fanbase or something. Or me wanting a pacifist boss-fight for him, even if it's a joke.
So Sans grows into a category 3 kaiju?
I'm going to need a bigger bag.
Also I really want to see Undyne suplexing him in that form. Not while she's bigger or he's smaller or anything but just as they are.
wow is this the full album you've been holding on to? thanks lewdcharaposter~
i'm super in love with the charrator theory i think it's super fucking cool.
i'm also a huge sucker for the idea of frisk helping chara become a good person in the end that concept is like a huge vice of mine, the bad person being "corrupted" into goodness and whatnot
That's what I'd like to imagine happened with Chara in the end.
If it makes you feel any better, one of the most popular fanfics for the Gasterblaster AU - "The Best of Times, the Worst of Times" - gives Sans a no-strings-attached happy ending in the end.
Oh, good, so it's just for the sake of slapstick comedy. I thought you hated Sans or something.
>Someone already stitched my art together for me
Made a swf of Undertale: The Anime but it's too fuckhuge to upload here directly and looks better as a gif anyway, so:
Since you guys are posting Chara/Asriel stuff atm.
Nah, he's cool, definitely in my top three UT characters.
I think there's some element of wanting to beat the apathy out of him there though. While I like him a lot, the way he could do so much more than he does frustrates me, even if I understand why he feels like that. As cheesy as it'd be I wish there'd been a scene beyond the lost souls segment (which A) had everyone in it anyway and B) was completely forgotten) where he finally stopped sitting around and fought for the future even if he didn't expect it to last.
Uh, aside from in the geno route, fuck that.
Has anyone got the picture of Sans riding a Gaster Blaster?
this is not the time for sadness.
It's a bit gay to kiss your bro though.
I agree, he /could/ have done a lot more to help you, especially since he promised Toriel he would.
It would have been nice to have a sidequest or an expansion where Frisk helps Sans come to terms with his personal demons (is that the right word?) so that he can finally live at ease without the fear of another reset.
Asgore and Toriel's rocky and complicated feelings towards each other on the surface!
Asgore's neverending affection and care for Toriel showing in how he does his best to look after her and her school, no matter how much she pushes him away!
Toriel being happy with the life she has, but thinking of her former husband with sadness and anger even now!
Toriel knowing that just because he gives her the odd thing doesn't mean she's obligated to care about him again, but nevertheless feeling torn!
Toriel discovering just how small and lonely his life is now, and beginning to pity rather than resent him!
Asgore and Toriel slowly beginning to treat each other with the care and affection they used to!
Asgore and Toriel sometimes messing up and hurting each other, but learning to let go of the past and focus on the future!
Toriel accidentally calling Asgore 'fluffybuns' once and blushing and hating herself for hours afterwards!
Asgore 'accidentally' leaving a jug of flowers on her desk!
Toriel eventually caving in and inviting Asgore to come live with her again!
Asgore and Toriel ever-so-gradually reclaiming the closeness of the relationship they used to have, until you could barely tell the difference!
Toriel and Asgore's mixed feelings of mostly-overwhelming joy when Toriel discovers she's pregnant!
Asgore kissing her belly and constantly brainstorming names as they go through the nine months together!
Toriel holding his hand and putting on a brave face as she struggles through labor!
Everyone being worried and scared because something's clearly gone wrong!
Asgore sneaking out for a moment to weep quietly, convinced he's made another horrific mistake! The relief he feels when things start to improve, and Toriel finally and safely gives birth to a healthy baby! Asgore's face when his baby looks just like Sans!
Give the weebs the pageview moneys. If they host your files in a nice manner, they deserve it.
You could always use puush and just make the puush you want to link public.
I got banned last time i did something like that
I think you forgot the picture of Asgore's face.
>tfw random idea for a Toriel and Asgore fic popped into my head
>haven't written anything other then school essays in over 10 years
>decide to write out the idea just to get it out of my head
>its already 3 pages
> the narrator is Toriel, who I don't even like
>I keep getting new ideas on how to expand it
>my grammar and spelling is shit so I know its going to be crap, but I can't stop.
Don't you want to protect his
I wake up to crybleat animating something I wanted
Today is a good day
There is such a thing as fetishes that are inher- generally good.
This is one of them.
It still fits into off-topic. Just because it's ignored most of the time doesn't mean it always is.
He did it to himself by being such a hot pile of bones.
Although a huge part of me still agrees with "don't lewd the skeleton" because way too much of it is either A) really disgustingly out of character, B) featuring shitty AU Sans variants, C) terribly drawn or any combination of the above.
I'd rather have less porn and have it be good. You know. Like it was in the couple of weeks after the game was released before 16 year old Tumblr girls got their hooks into it.
That's not a good reason. That's it. I'm lewding the skeletons.
Yes, we must cherish what content creators we have
I can't get enough of this ship.
Do what I do.
Automatically download every piece related to them off boorus, dA, FA, exhentai and whatever. There's ImgBrd Grabber and browser plugins for all that.
Then you sort out every picture into two folders with SortImg based on yes/no criteria on if you like the picture or no.
You'll get very fast at it eventually, and can build completely customized image collections of anything you want.
I'll never forgive him
I'll stop snek posting now, its shitting up the thread
I get that a lot. About creative solutions I mean.
Apparently, combining different tools in a way to accomplish their goals doesn't come to people naturally unless they're instructed about the idea.
I found SortImg when I was basically figuring out "It would be really handy if I could just sort pictures away with two buttons on my keyboard, so handy in fact I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with the idea" and I was precisely right since that allows me to do exactly that.
Enjoy getting chased around by laser-blasting skeleton wolves because of what you did to their master.
I can't stop thinken bout goat boy
Him hugging me as his loose but comfortable robe pressed around me and I could feel his body under it as he comforted me
help puberty has hit me again
> Apparently, combining different tools in a way to accomplish their goals doesn't come to people naturally unless they're instructed about the idea.
Very true, especially for me.
As a vorefag I wouldn't.
Spiders are nasty little things when it comes to that.
I kind of see what you mean...
They seem to be closer to goat skulls, anyway.
I had the same feeling but then a snek showed me snek is better then gote
You know, sans and toriel being in a relationship, while it is fucking stupid, is at least understandable, but why would he become some kind of surrogate father to frisk like in some of this fanart?
I like snek
but I can't love it.
What if it sets off a domino effect that leads to this?
Papyrus tries to protect his brother's honor, but Frisk won't stop investigating. Eventually, it comes to blows, and tragedy occurs.
Where in the fuck did this comic imply that?
/r/ing the image of Papyrus saying "I bet Sans would have found this Humourous
He is one of the most prominent characters in the game. While it's not directly said, I think it's implied Frisk is meant to like them. That and Sans is one of the few "adult" characters of the story. He is reminiscent of a stepdad who tries to be nice to you.
Except mine never really did, one likely reason my mother ended up leaving them as well.
I think they mean 'substitute'.
Even then they're whining about nothing, Sans considers himself something of an authority-figure to Frisk in how he judges and guides them, and it'd be impossible for him not to show some sort of emotion to Frisk going all goffick for no reason.