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Previous Thread: >>128676449
The hero is easy as fuck and broken at low brackets where people still attack you anyway through ult, and don't know how to deal enough damage to kill you or just to wait out your ult.
I guess I'll just jerk off until then, assuming they start on time.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
only the best when OUR GUYS are playing
>Tresdin will never laugh at your tiny 9 inch dick
>ppd rubbing it in memecret's face
>tfw gonna edge myself all night while watching America destroy China
No porn required
>Game comes to base race
>Just me hitting the ancient
>5 man push at our ancient
>All of my allies are alive
>Call GG and sit in fountain
>I'm 5 auto-attacks away from killing ancient
>Ally Tidehunter has Ravage
YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS
HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED AT THIS POINT
HOW DO YOU NOT CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BREATH
HOW DO YOU EVEN EXIST
YOU'RE THE REASON THE HUMAN RACE WILL GO EXTINCT
YOU'RE THE REAL MONSTERS
HAHA I'M THE ONLY CONSTANT
>bets keep canceling before I even find a bot
I just want to throw my hats away goddammit
why the fuck can you get over 1000 gold multiple times off of the same hero when that hero only has 4 kills and the game isn't even 30 minutes in yet
what the fuck is the communist bullshit
I've been gone for a few weeks, what heroes that are cancerous on pub right now?
>Watching Starladder when the best team decided not to go.
When is Secret's next tournament? I've been wanting to watch some BASED Envy Ember & W33PO. Also Puppey is literally unbeatable in drafting. Cannot wait for the best team in DOTA2 history to show us they're still on top. I do wish they went to WCA & this LAN. I guess Puppey decided honeypot tournaments weren't worth attending.
>trying to kill a Bat 5 levels ahead of you with no burst
There's so many things going wrong in that webm.
>chink and russian dota
>countries that constitute like 80% of Dota players have no good teams
>RTZ not going Radiance
why? His farm is great and he got early kills.
WHAT ARE THE BEST WAIFUS TO PICK?
I MADE A SMURF FOR WAIFUS ONLY I WANT 4,5K CALIBRATION
Wouldnt it make more sense LAN cafes having steam installed with dota 2 on average computers and people having WC3 pirated at home because they have shitty 3rd world computers
these teams are so boring
whens secret playing?
>not being dead
I bet you have to eat and shit
>China thought it was back
Welcome to reality kids
>EG finally coming together
yeah they're gonna win the next two Majors and TI for sure. Nobody is on their level.
>My face when Icefrog nerfs Aether Lens into uselessness or exuberantly expensive tier right before Shanghai Major
Supports just can't catch a break when it comes to itemization without something getting nerfed, just like the glimmercape nerfs.
>No region lock for globalization despite heavily impacting first world countries but the only opinions that matter are third world degenerates
>Wealth redistribution through memeback mechanics to punish goodplayers and reward bad players to make everyone on an even ground
>Balancing around pick rates instead of hero strength to try and get every hero evenly picked even though this fucks with balance of the game entirely
>Constant changes to cosmetic items to protect people from getting scammed which just impedes and gets in the way of intelligent users who take personal responsibility and don't get scammed
Why are you still supporting this cultural marxist commie bullshit?
>You're watching a tournament held in the same location as KGB headquarters who started this whole shit
what will the madman pull out for game 2?
stay bitter, eurofriend
Sheever is so fucking ugly jesus christ how can you faggots be attracted to her? She looks fucking disgusting.
right, i can't say anything because you'll just assume it's part of your conspiracy. i'm but a pawn in an ideological game of chess.
i'll just leave this pdf for you. you might find it educational. http://www.academia.edu/10149049/The_Origins_and_Ideological_Function_of_Cultural_Marxism
of course, the writer is a communist, so you'll disregard it as propaganda too, regardless of of its truth value.
>tfw stayed up until 3 am to see EG stomp chinks
Rubick is honestly the worst hero in the game
I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever pick that shitcan hero
Suppose instead of the useless rubick they picked an SB or a LC and went duo offlane
Hell even the sven could have just duo'd offlane with the tide
EG has played against much tougher competition.
>Rubick is honestly the worst hero in the game
What if there was a hero that was not only awful but made his teammates worse by sucking up all the xp and farm? And then gave it to the other team because they can't actually push.
That would be a truly awful hero
Oh man, her voice.
>mfw she opens her fucking mouth to spout her assinnine opinions
Tinker is a decent hero
Even still he's ok
You could pick him & win with him
It's just that you don't get a guarrenteed bots with stacked ancients anymore
>steals useless spell
>dies to AOE
>after being essentially afk all game long
what a hero, only a rubick could do literally nothing and yet people think he's still a good pick
i like to think arc warden is aware of the truth of the dota universe moreso than the other heroes. he doesn't buy into either side's allegiance, he's an opportunist who does what he can to advance freedom for the universe, even if that means a destruction of both sides.
>buff all the teams hero pool
2013 alliance was a gimmick that they won't let die even to this day.
eg have attained strategical mastery of dota. they make the game beautiful. eg are the team who will consistently leave you asking yourself how they made it happen, made it work, yet again, even this far into their dominance
>a bunch of bo1 and one bo3 against memecret
pretty small sample size you got there friendo
>has had a >55% winrate in VHS ranked for the past 5 or so patches
>haha this hero is strong I can't believe no one else realised this :^))))
I hate you retards so much.
You're worse than the faggots who say the same thing when a hero finally starts getting picked in comp after receiving buffs over many patches.
PPD is a legend
He turned EG -- E FUCKIN "WHEN DID THEY THROW LAST" G into the best team of all time.
Incidentally I don't think it's a coincidence 2/3 western TI winner captains are from HoN.
What's he thinking about?
that one time kelly took a sip from his cup
REV UP THE EUROPOOR TEARS
ITS TIME TO PUT AMERICA IN THE FINALS
WE'RE HITTING LEVELS OF MEMEDRAFTING THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
>Sheever raising her voice to create some kind of 'hype' even though it sounds so forced
Make it stop.
>ET doesn't hard counter Morphling
You niggers are so fucking dumb
>take more damage from Reflection than from her auto attacks and Desolate combined
This is just stupid.
his face is fine he just forgot how to smile for a photograph. that's what happens when you devote yourself to greatness and external mastery. he's like one of those mathematical geniuses who are so preoccupied with proofs that they develop strange tics and mannerisms.
That's our ppd
In case you are ACTUALLY retarded.
Morphs never build bonus armour because they get so much from their AGI.
ET's aura (Natural Order) at max level reduces base armour to 0.
I'm not this guy, I'm just very unfamiliar with Morphling.
How does ET counter Morph? Because his ultimate deals damage based on hp and not fixed damage? Wouldn't Phoenix be a counter as well then? Or is it because Morphling can't stack armor since ET gets rid of natural armor?
>people ITT doesnt even know what ET does
Nice job icefraud
I'm familiar with ET, but I haven't seen anyone pick Morphling outside of Angel Arena and one random in a pub game. And, what I've heard of him has been rather meh, so I haven't tried him out either.
>TA to horny to play properly
nice game dotards
how is this literal retard still hired by events?
LGD has no fucking chance
they are a joke of a team
If the tide hunter would get a straight refresher, then yes, I'd say they could win
But he buys all these useless items which do nothing, and noone will buy ghost sceptors vs a jugg
>lets pick Tide both games even though he is complete trash
How about you get fucking good, shitstain?
it's the chinese meme of wanting to control when the enemy team is incentivized to fight. EG are doing the same thing with Black Hole because they know it will have the same effect thanks to their mentality.
greetings d2g now i cant explain how i know this but just trust me on this....Eg will lose here, liquid will lose here and they are still deciding who will win the finals between alliance and LGD
just screen cap this if you dont believe me but just watch
>pick Elder shit Titan
>get anal ravaged
Better pick Abaddon next time, Ameritards
How is TA balanced? (aside from having a dick)
She's not if you have no good way to burn her refraction
>losing to eg
happens to everyone fampai
>dumbshit chinks have no idea how the meta works
>have to wait until superior players show them what heroes to pick and items to build
>still go 2014 morph aka linkens bkb eblade manta
you stupid fucking chinks
>EG will play against an actually good team soon
They will literally shit themselves in the booth
Wow these teams.
Alliance would slaughter them so hard
can we stop it with the lumi hate, dont get sucked in to the hateful reddit circle jerk. he is fine and he has been in this involved with dota before it got big and all of you new fags came in. fuck off honestly
LMAO JUST YOLO RAVAGE.
EG DIDN'T EXPECT THAT SHIT.
LGd should've gotten rax there. 4v3 with WD ult up, morph&TA full against a bbless jugg and ultless VS, they destroy the rax in 5 seconds.
Their safeness could've costed them the game it le wacky random ult based teamfights don't always go their way.
Just pointing out how even though they won they make silly-ass mistakes. Not even Major caliber team.
>slaughtering anything but infidels
"They had every counter for the Morphling"
>not one silence on their entire team
>series gets tied up
you're not honeyposting correctly.
you only claim honeypot once your team loses and is eliminated, as with memecret versus captain sweden
>see this beelining to your ancient
What do you do?
Have in mind that she is 6 slotted and with a 10 seconds bkb
yea no, lumi makes fucking 2k mistakes other casters make 3k mistakes
the reason why he gets so much flak is because he's been in the scene so fucking long and hasn't improved aside from his diction
>what kinda enigma u want ppd
>just fuck my teamfight up
>say no more
>bitter yurocucks shitposting like eg just lost the series
OBJECTIVE FACTS ABOUT NOT POOING IN THE LOO:
>70% of all criminals in french prison are shitskins who are only 7% of the french population
>77% of rapists in sweden are shitskins who are only 3% of the swedish population
>82% of all huskar pickers in 6k mmr ranked are shitskins who are only 0.03% of the dota playerbase
Of course, he bought a Pipe (?) and had no dagger.
Why the fuck didn't universe buy the pipe and fear buy the blink?