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- The NA Splatfest, Past vs Future, is happening right now!
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she's just amazing in every single way
>chose future last minute
>first game takes forever to match us with a past tea m
>my team is nothing but shitters, other team elite level gods
i feel sick to my stomach, just knowing that im losing this splatfest from the get-go takes all the fun out of it
Not a bad OP, OP.
Is it really worth triggering the discordfags again?
PSA: Plug in your headphones to the jack on your pad, mute the TV and experience Splatoon like you probably had before!
>PSA: Plug in your headphones to the jack on your pad, mute the TV and experience Splatoon like you probably had before!
PSA: Plug in your headphones to the jack on your pad, mute the TV and experience Splatoon like you probably had before!
>Fox tail behind Callie
>Tanuki tail behind Marie
Oh now I get it
>Start right off the bat with a real solid team
>We lose once by 0.2
Come on, just because we lose once doesn't mean the team is going to shit
Come on, just because we lose once doesn't mean the team is gone to shit
im sorry, but with how these games are going with how bad the players on my team are vs how good the others team players are, theres no way future is winning. unless all the children on team past wake up tomorrow and ruin it for the good players on right now
I'm glad I went with my brain instead of my gut this Splatfest.
Wanted to go to the Future but Marie just does not win the Splatfests.
If I were some super stronk, super intelligent, super wealthy, super elite Humboldt Squid; then yes.
Callie deserves no less.
This is every splat fest ever. You play with a bunch of laggy C ranked children your team and keep going until you get matched up with a dream team to easily rank up to King/Queen
>google long island iced tea from a guy in the last thread
>had everything besides lemon juice and sugar syrup
>use pancake syrup instead and used lime juice
>delicious as fuck and strong as fuck
Oh my fuckling god
Is Translator anon/cumonCalliestentacles guy here yet?
>Futurefag caught between an inkstrike and my bomb rush
>he jumps off bridge
I'm having fun and I'm not even US. These threads are always awesome during the Splatfests.
I was just about to head off to bed
I'd prefer you to not call me by both, though, unless you somehow managed to find an image of cumming on Callie's tentacles that needs translating
I can hope if you're that drawfriend i already responded to your art last thread, it's absolutely wonderful.
Win rate. Popularity is barely a factor anymore. A while back some anon explained something about splatfests and the probability of good players on each team. Someone might have a pasta of it.
>Team Future cause I really want Marie to win
>My team never left our spawn in Pit
>Goes on in different matches
Why must Marie always be failed by Squibs?
Nah, I just wanted to make sure you'd seen it because they did do a great job.
But here's another target ring for ya.
If you bid it, I shan't refer to you as both again
I went with my heart and picked Marie, should have gone with my dick and picked Callie.
Well only 100 odd matched to get to max rank, hopefully I can get that in a few hours and cry myself to sleep with 18 snails.
I worded that wrong. That's the only way in WHICH it's a factor because of the fact that the more popular team will have shittier players who play longer, and as both teams shed good players throughout the day things turn out worse for the more popular team.
>have had about 2-3 mirrors as Futurebro
>still won every match
>the closest match I had from ANY team was even a mirror
Shit, I don't know. I usually lose a couple when the team really sucks, but this has been relatively stress-free so far.
Well that's completely backwards. Marie is the sexy one, Callie's the sweetheart.
>First five matches, can already tell that Future is going to lose
>Whatever, I've got enough snails for now, not really fazed by th
>The 10+ matches that followed have all ended in connection errors
what the fuck man
>all these past squibs
>Marie is going to win the first SF of the new year
I can't do it anymore
What a great fucking night for my console to decide it doesn't want to turn on anymore.
>Those fucking grill noises if you stand right behind it
Jesus christ, spyke
>future kicking my teams shit first 60 seconds
>pastbros man up and push them back to spawn
Ahh, I understand where you're coming from. I think popularity, in theory, is a nice buffer most of the time since the more popular team has, historically, almost always had worse players than the other team.
Anybody feel like posting what Piranha Pit looks like at night?
>camping future squibs at spawn with splatty shot jr
Should I feel bad?
>Throw a Suction Bomb Rush around their spawn
>Shoot over all the ink they fire back
>Throw another Suction Bomb Rush around their spawn
I know that feel bro. Legit staring to feel like an asshole bullying all these future squibs
its just so frustrating. how is it possible that somehow all the bad players choose the same sf choice without fail? i just went 14/3 with 1200 points, and lost. there were times when i took out 3 or even the whole opposing team, and my teammates were at already painted parts of the map inking walls and teeny tiny missed spots. none of teams push, all of them run INTO the enemy fire, they hang out around the base and then do a shit job protecting it.
and ive been on the winning sides of all of the splatfests except transformers, maries team ALWAYS plays like this. i never realized how frustrating it is to be on a team like this, i was too busy mowing through them
If she got her wish, would she want to stay, or would she eventually go back?
Hosting squads again!
All non-burgers, weapons and ranks welcome. Best rotation currently happening!
>fukin juan goes 14-2 with his laggy ass self
>on my team
oh hell yes
Same. Though I've lost like two or three matches so at least they're not all completely squibs.
Yes, splatfests are regional. All squids outside of burgerland are unaffected by it.
Naturally she'd go back. You'd have to make it a one-nighter. If she's gone for too long Marie would kill herself.
Rainmaker warehouse/triggerfish, just started.
This. Popularity should still be listed, but factoring it into wins makes no sense. If they really wanted to still have it be a factor, they could have it be a separate category that awards a smaller amount of snails.
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE AT 15 FLAGS
SUCK IT FUTURE
>lose 3 games in a row with teammates in the single digit levels
>Finally paired with lvl 30, 40, and 50
>Fuck yes, a Dream Team maybe?
I don't know how much of this I can take anymore.
>tfw have to take breaks to ice my hand because i fucked my thumb earlier today
Still winning hella matches for team past though
>match with a friend
>get 2 retards who refuse to leave
>they consistently get 0-1 kills
>keep losing because of them
Why can't I just search in a squad? It took us so long just to find each other the first time.
I'm not liking all this Past shitflinging. That's what Nicefags did last Splatfest on the first day, and look how that turned out for them. You fags better wake up first thing in the morning and keep up the Past domination.
In a game filled to the brim with nothing but cute girls, would you really want it any other way?
/champions/ of the past, report in.
Futurefags should have opened up a history book, they know this was coming.
>getting orally buttfucked
>team puts it into maximum overdrive in the last 30 seconds for the win
>winning by .1% because I drew a penis in front of the opposing team's spawn with kraken last second
I know the feeling anon.
I'm pretty shit, I feel like I'm the one people are carrying.
>have to use more than two hands to count the times I've won with more than 70% of map covered
How the fuck could Future be this bad
Did you all make a mutual pact to play one-handed or something
Yeah they seem really good to cover my tracks or just scout out any potential stealth squids
Just annoying how they take so much ink, are the sub weapon ink savers worth it or are the buffs unnoticeable
Was literally in a game where everyone on my team just gave up and stood at the spawn point until it ended.
How far into the past are we talking about because id def like to go back to high school so i can stop all the awkward situations I think about every night before i sleep but idgaf about dinosaurs
I still remember thinking I was hot shit back when I first unlocked the Aerospray. Thought I was unstoppable whenever I used one.
It feels good being wiser now and teaching squibs who use them that they are not, in fact, unstoppable and you WILL get your ass splatted by anything that outranges you.
But she would eventually go back to her time. If I went to the future, I could stay there forever. Plus, I'd be the only human, so I could satisfy all of her curiosity, personally. If she came to the past, she'd have billions to choose from.
This was the first time I've been truly tested. Callie's usually so obviously correct, I have no trouble siding with her. Her desire to go to the past baffles me, though. On the other hand, I suppose she's already living in the future.
So Callie's got this one in the bag?
I'm playing Devil's Third and not really in a splatoon mood. But know I should play splatfest Should I just force myself to at least get Defender/Champion? Or just sit this one out?
>people using the Krak-On again
>they never put beakons down
Jesus Christ. When my team wins, we usually shut pastfags the fuck out. But when we lose, we get totally annihilated. No mirror matches here yet, either.
Still, I get the feeling past will win judging from the thread.
I think... I think I'm done with this game.
I was looking forward to this. This was going to be my first Splatfest since I got the game like a month ago.
I like future and Marie more, but clearly I fucked up. I didn't research before going in, probably should have.
I seriously think squad ups during the fest would solve this issue. Its really unfun when you get level 9 Noahs endlessly against level 50 Xx420SwagwardxX just for picking a side that's popular.
Welp that was a good Splatfest everyone. My temper is teetering and now I want to punch the children on the other end of these matches
the lag will fade out as the night deepens, right?
I would go to the Past.
But only about 10 years in the Past. I'd love to meet these two in their Woomy years.
>been woomy since game start
>after awhile never cared for it
>fallout 4 came out
>first male character in a few decades
>plowed the fuck out of Cait every chance I could
>week before this splatfest
>started to practice a bit
>switched on power armor
>female squid tentacles clipping
>switch to male squid
>been enjoying it ever since
Is this what its like to be... male and being comfortable with yourself?
Fucking DND for making me think being a girl was cool
You see, when someone is Falseflagging, they pretend to be part of a certain group, and act in a very embarrassing or demeaning way in order to make that group look bad. So, that anon is most likely assuming that you are a Future player who's trying to make the Past team look bad based on your individual experience. In other words, he may be delusional.
We got you covered. About half way to Queen and only lost 2 matches.
>have great team, up to 11 winstreak before nature calls
>come back, have team that gets backed into a corner, one squib who's trying but failing. one person standing on spawn and only occasionally shooting, lose at 13%
Oh god, won one! I'm going to fap and sleep on a high note!
Error Code 118-0551 as soon as I typed that... shit
>five seconds left
>we're in obvious lead
>I pop bubbler that I never had to use
>we squid bag furiously
>this has been almost every game
feels SO GOOD to pound the future fags
I wasn't aware that people who like the future were fucking shit
>Luna and Dynamo on my team
>completely shut down futurefags
>2 of them rage quit
Nigga what are you even talking about. Dome's got nice wide lanes to facilitate lots of turf coverage.
It's Bridge that's the atrocious TW map. It's cramped and awkward and built much more towards ranked modes.
anon i am on my like 5th redbull and vodka in a 18 oz glass and even I can tell that callie is a hyper sexual being knowing she will get a little turned on by your noviceness in sexual adventures as she tells you and turning herself on that there are other squids while the night is apparently young
you motherfucking appetizer.
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there, does that help?
Made it to Past Defender, and sadly that's my night. Won't be able get back on due to work and a friend's wedding tomorrow.
Continue protecting this smile.
Not even a person from the future can save the future fags from getting their ass kicked by the past.
>just got DC'd from dream team
ggs SLHFoxy and FPDank if you're here, keep fighting the good fight
>confront a krak-on
>fucker starts doing ninja lag
>suddenly does dragon ball z teleportation
>dancing around my woomy
>slides around the corner and poof
>game starts to slow down
>notice 1 teammate is missing
>an opponent goes missing
>another teammate is gone
>game becomes 2v2
>mfw that nigger crashed the room
Feels good using the washing machine to give the future fags a blast from the past with direct shot kills.
>been playing with the same people since I was a fiend
brings a year to my eye... I'm riding this out as long as I can
>beating a bunch of krak on futureshits
>same fucking group pops up again
I fucking swear. Why the hell do you need to go full tryhard on Splatfest at this point? Have fun playing it with randoms, you fucking asswipes.
I guess the rest of the thread will be aimless shitflinging as usual, until nobody has any idea who is winning anymore.
Probably nothing to talk about here until it's over.
>Having fun without tryharding.
how we doing, past bros?? i got to royalty with my dream team a few games ago.
Fucking jew is sabotaging team past.
>been spawn camping future fags with the washing machine
I have seen the future and I see the past repeating Callie's victory.
surprising that so far nobody has put photos or images from their capture card to show how much they fucked over the opponents.
Just hit Queen with a 35W - 5L record. Haven't had this much fun in a Splatfest in a long time
>ate before hand
>seen enough after school sp[eciakls to know not to drive
>no delivery at 330 am
>have to improvise
>find 1lb burger
>wow its almost as if this is ment to be
>remember fire hot
>figure i have choices to make
>starve to death or die by fire
>dog and cat looking at me looking at burger
>realize i been stupid all this time
>apply burger to microwave mac and cheese
.I amd the smarteest martherfucker ever
you some kinda lightweight or some shit?
It's mildly effective on Hammerhead Bridge but there's really no reason to play Chargers when it's TW.
Been mowing down players with Jet Squelcher, it's surprisingly capable if you use 96 Deco tactics and Run Speed+.
What is it about splatoon that gets under my skin?
I have 5 other splatoon friends who say the same thing.
We can play Lol, dota2, csgo, whatever, and never get pissed off. But the moment we start loosing hard in this game, pure rage and salt.
What is this mystic magic anon?
>Put out Beakon
>spend 5 seconds refilling completely depleted ink
>Beakon sits untouched for the entire match
>Beakon is immediately destroyed by the other team.
>all the adult join past
>all the kids join future
>not only is it Past vs. Future, it's also Past Generation vs. Future Generation
How's everyone doing on bingo? So close but no bingo this time.
You can visibly see the incoming bullshit on your screen, giving you just enough time to notice it but not enough time to react.
Shit goes downhill much faster than any of those games since it's 4v4 on relatively small maps.
>Its a kids game and there are kids supposedly playing this
There's no shortage of kids in the NA region, but SSP, Jet Squelcher and Chargers are no way in hell made for kids.
Client side kills and deaths
Japanese latency bias
An bullshit high learning curve
Bad weapon/secondary/special balance
Bad camera design
Bad map design
Lack of knockout in turf wars
The game prioritizing personal skill over tactical knowledge
Waifu wars over two brainless blowup dolls
Take your pick
It's just a messaging service that's advertised for ebin gaymers. It has texting and voice chat. I actually quite like it.
I didn't even get close. Which is a good thing, I suppose, since it means nothing bad happened.
Dan, Flada, THE Kait
I had fun erasing the past with you all
I've played in every splatfest and always takes me a full 5 hours to hit royalty, but this is the first one to be done so soon. Sorry Future friends, Past definitely has this.