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You mean the poll that started incredibly skewed toward pro-waifu and calling Jetfag as bait and then got reposted as tied an hour after everyone had moved on to another topic?
Gee, I wonder how that happened.
I was mildly worried you'd do it. Thank you for not being a fag for the first time in your life OP.
Guan Yu 5* when lads?
Rider, Lancer even Berserker
Fuck off trying to force this once a month or so; it was put to a vote, and you lost, deal with it instead of always throwing an autistic fit since it doesn't go your way. You try this shit occasionally, it never flies, because the rest of us don't want that.
Same guy suddenly decides every now and then "No, we've gotta be called this", we don't want to be called that, because Grand/Order is our basis.
Even if we talk about other shit, Grand Order is still the core, Grand Order is always what we'll come back to, and its the origin of these threads. We can still talk about other Fate stories, but we're not just "Well any TM story thread", because your autism wants it each month. You're probably just autistic about this because you want to make the thread all about Tsukihime or Kara or something, but people will tell you that's stupid at the moment as long as we're innately Fate at the core.
Cutest book ever.
Other servants can't even compete.
Joan might appear in Fate/Strange, or it might be a "Strange" Ruler.
Hard to tell which direction they might go with this, but Joan has been mentioned form the start.
Chinese meme rolls are fucking real. I've done 7 rolls, one each day of the week. 6 of them were gold, including kscope, Atalanta, hercuck and lancer alter.
Thank the chinks for this shit.
>there are people in this very thread who think fgo deserves its own dedicated thread 24/7
>gave away an account here a few days ago
>check my friend list
>it hasn't leveled up at all
>check reddit's trading sub out of worry
>it's up for sale
I feel sick
I think they'll go for more the legendary types at first
St.George, St.Martha, St.Paul, St.John, I don't know exactly but probably more the miracle types like that at first.
But yeah, if those people are saints, they probably qualify.
I have one for you
They're presumably also going to favor people that can actually fight.
Jeanne is basically the perfect candidate. She's experienced in bringing nobles, knights and soldiers to heel, proactive and pragmatic.
Popes are automatically Saints, though; at least, they used to be, and JP II was canonized. Also I'd argue that Saint Patrick is a more legendary Saint than Martha of Bethany.
Then again, if we're talking Popes, it doesn't really get much more legendary than Saint Peter.
>smug as hell
Yeah, a lot of people I mentioned have fought before
St.Peter once cut some guys ear off instantly, but then Jesus picked up the ear and put it back on the guy who it was cut off, and is all "We don't do that Peter, don't be like that. If you live by the sword then you die by the sword, that's not cool".
>mfw the every threat untill astolfo guy posted literally every thread
>mfw he didn't roll astolfo
Such a stat made it so that he'd of course survive until the end, its not exactly plot armor, or maybe you could say luck stat is sort of plot armor.
Because of his high luck, he's a guy that won't usually be taken out, and he'll keep showing up in his foolish way. A comedic, fun loving, innocent kind of character is hard to kill in the end.
>high luck means survive until the very end
Even though it's been established that in just about every circumstance stats are shit outside of luck, that's wrong.
Just look at Drake.
He's like a miniature Ishkandar
Except with a stranger personality, and more foolish.
He's a trap, but he's not gay in itself, rather he just hits on anything or loves anything he thinks is beautiful, and wears women's clothing only because he thinks its cute. Doesn't really give a fuck, all he cares about is what he finds cute.
He really wouldn't be opposed to threesomes of any gender. Which kind of fits his legend where he fucked basically everything that moved, and did wear women's clothing to cheer up his best friend once.
The guy's most well known legend, is basically about him going on a journey of fucking everything with some midget, after he found the midget banging his wife once, or whatever the fuck. They took a girl on the road, fucked her all the time all day, and she still ended up cheating on them, and they realized "Women just be like that, it can't be helped" or some shit.
One of the paladin's of Charlamange
>Reminder that 5 tiger generals are the greatest of ROTK and deserves to be all atleast 4* servants
I picked up imaginary number magecraft. Mordred is currently my strongest servant and I don't think any of the others have particularly noteworthy NPs. Is it still a good idea to pop that shit on there or is there a must have other thing I should be looking for her?
I had been warned about how awful that art was, but man, I was not prepared for this.
>Make him act like a boy instead of drawing a girl and calling it a boy
He cross-dressed in his legend once, that isn't without basis, even if you think "Lol, just a meme, stupid".
If they're going to make anyone a trap, its fine as long as there's some sort of basis for it in the legend, rather than just for no reason. Traps happen, just like genki or tsundere, it is an archetype that is going to happen eventually, so it should at least fit.
Although Heracles once cross-dressed as well at one point to fit in with the Amazons or something.
I think there's one other weird example of heroes cross-dressing that I almost can remember at the moment.
>>can fight on par with Lu Bu and just as good as archer if not better at 80 years old
I can agree with that but he is the berserker of Shu
Anyone else run a team with a theme and not just a mismash or a min/max team?
Not autistically hating a character because "Nasu just wants the Reddit audience", or whatever meme it was that ruined people on this character somehow makes me a troll.
He's not a favorite or anything, but I ain't hating for no reason like some people here. He's not really too bad of a character, he seems fun at least, but I also don't care too much.
>Although Heracles once cross-dressed as well at one point to fit in with the Amazons or something.
Assassin Herc when?
If you need high levels supports to help you post your friend code, surely some people wouldn't mind adding you.
Of course, just need some more fous
tfw DW will never buff him
Lend me your strength, senpais.
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>beat 3 times
>first time they fought on equal terms and Han Xuan ordered him to retreat
>Second time his shitty horse was shitty comapred to red hare
>third time he missed his shot on purpose to thank Guan Yu for not killing him when his horse died
literally he did not loose
>tfw only have 140 quartz
Chinese memeroll magic worked, but hasn't been giving me what I want just rare shit I don't really need
all Japanese weeb team here.
sans Hassan but he's just there as a placeholder for now.
I don't know why but he, along with tristan, is a character that I can only see as an archer, maybe it was his portrayal from age of mythology. Either way I see him as a pretty crafty guy, sarcastic but easy going and kind, average stats all around but pretty good luck, his NP would probably be the bag of the winds he received on his travels or something to do with the trojan horse
>been playing since before Honnouji
>best roll so far has been a kaleidoscope
>no other 5* CEs
>only four non-welfare 4* Servants
>three different 4* Berserkers
>one 4* Rider
Should I kill myself?
Archer or Rider. Odysseus gets away with a lot of bullshit and is depicted as a cunning foil to the hotheaded Achilles in his legend.
He resisted Circe's magics and cheated death so many times, his stats would probably be minmaxed in favour of his Endurance and Magic Resistance
No since the second time he had lost.
It doesn't matter if his horse was red hare or not huang zhong was granted mercy by guan yu because his old decrepit blood didn't deserve to stain his weapon.
Excuses are things losers make.
It'll be just like when a new Saberface is released.
While adding in the extra confirmation that people who play this game are sick fucks who would pay off their housing loans just to stick it in some girly boy.
Nasu said Archer is the cunning sort of ranger class that'd fit Heracles best, and Odysseus is just like Heracles except a little longer on the strategy line and shorter on the strength line.
Plus there was that part of The Odyssey where he strung a greatbow that none of the 100 suitors could.
Does that name make you what I think it makes you?
My only source of quartz right now is daily login bonuses and I've already bought out all the summoning tickets. No more for two weeks.
Paracelsus and Medea are pretty good at what they are supposed to for their cost, Babbage is a wreck from a balancing standpoint, his skills would make him great but his atack stat makes them go to waste, Medea Lilly is the best healer in the game, she won't be doing damage but if there ever comes and endurance type of battle she would be great, Nursery Rhyme I'm not really sure, I've seem conflicting opinions. Tamamo can be very good in the right team compositions but outside them she is pretty bad for her cost
Aias would probably be a berserker and have Rho Aias, but what about Diomedes? I can see him as a Saber considering how his skill was emphasized, although rider could also fit. For his NP they could make something based on the time Athena blessed him and helped he injure Ares and Aprhodite, maybe a huge stat boost with bonus damage against divinity or a fucking owl of light fucking shit up. For his personality I'm not sure, there are so few renditions of him outside of the Iliad
>tell other people I know about chinese meme rolling
>they get shit when they try it
>some of them get depressed that they consider quitting
>tfw I'm the only one who gets anything good from chinese meme rolling
The whole Diomedes thing where he hurt aphro and ares was zeus' doing iirc.
He told Ares alright here you go mate i've limited your power to that of a mortal go out there and have fun.
Then he hit aphro for some reason then apollo showed up and unlike the other two he wasn't nerfed at all and Diomedes gets ready to hit him and Apollo tells him
>Oye ye fuck chav bastard m8 don't ye fokin mess with the gods or i'll fuckin jab ye with me bow
and Diomedes wasn't a retard so he withdrew.
He was the most skilled warrior there was only behind achillies also the only other guy to have a item created by the gods which was his cuirass.
So his np would be his nice armor.
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Gilgamesh, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another Servant, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Knight of Honor to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at the HGW, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Tohsaka Tokiomi KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Gilgamesh, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at the HGW! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at the HGW! See, Dr. Gil; EAM doesn’t lie, and it spells disaster for you at the HGW!
Forgot about them, well Andersen is a nice substitute for those without Medea Lilly, he is pretty great for a 2* and can really help the team, Shakespeare has a good targetable buster buff I think but that's pretty much it, Mozart seems bad no other way to put it. I also forgot about Mephisto on the 3* he has a pretty strong NP damagewise but his skills are bad and don't synchronize very well with his kit and his stats are not that great
Yeah but that's a pretty situational skill that doesn't synchronize very well with someone with tank stats
It needs to be a pretty good buff with this interlude I don't think just adding damage to his np would help much
Fuck off faggot.
Don't use the greatest promo of all time for your shitty lance vs gil shit.
I won't warn you again.
More or less. I just go with it anyway because it's better than thinking I'll get shit 100% of the time and that I have to wait for a dream to tell me it's okay to roll.
To be fair, if Siegfried got a taunt skill, it might remove D'eon's niche.
Had to delete my naked foxes last thread since we were running out of image space
May as well post a few of them again, to remember.
Cream of the crop wishes it was on the level of this.
you mean washed up wwe stars.
It's not our fault we got a meme event. Out of all things that DW could have done they had to go and choose fucking Star Wars. The fucking franchise for manchilds that should have died long time ago.
What did /fgog/ fapped to tonight?
I fapped to Dungeon and prisoner and a trap doujin
We need to have something to do while we wait for AP.
If I'm not mistaken he hurt Aprho because she tried to protect Eneas otherwise he would have been killed by him. And it's such a shame so few people remember about him considering how he rivaled Aias and was only behind Achilles because of his invulnerability. He also doesn't display any of the character flaws that plagued most greeks on the trojan war. And about the god who helped him wound Ares, apparently it was Athena driving his chariot but the part where Zeus nerfed Ares is correct too
Well they could give dragonslayer as a passive and give some kind of damage buff skill seeing that his only passive is riding, or maybe just shuffle his stats a bit, there is no reason for an atack that low
I didn't put Aias as shielder because that's the super special main character class, I don't know if other servants really could classify, and he was a pretty savage warrior with a well known record of madness
Saving my faps for Kurikara's paizuri doujinshi
He's very subtle
Yeah, they had some panels during the hotspring arc.
While they're all bathing, Suzaku is just telling stories about her past or whatever.
ProtoHerc is even more stupidly overpowered then normal Herc
Instead of 12 lives he has 11 guaranteed victories in battle
He could just walk up to each enemy Servant and trash their shit, win the war in a day.
There's no way he's getting in. How could his Noble Phantasm even work? (Hell, how does it work to begin with? Nasu never wrote it out. It sounds wicked on paper but makes no sense whatsoever when thought about.) They'd just remake Stay Night Herc instead and who wants that?
>ProtoMedea when? ProtoKojirou when?
These ones served literally the exact same role as their Stay Night counterparts, except Kojirou really was Sasaki Kojirou and not some weird fake ghost.
I need someone to scan in the next volume already.
This is the chapter some historical figures appear though.
Relying on a concept like that is what got him killed, Anonymous.
The way it was described is that it clashed with Gilgamesh's "will always survive" protection in a way that Heracles won but died, and Gilgamesh lost but survived.
Which sounds awesome, but was probably just Nasu being chuuni.
They were in the original draft. Medea even had prototype Kuzuki for her master, described as a martial artist warrior like Ryu.
And Sasaki Kojirou's introduction is where the original draft ended, with King Arthur dueling him. Nasu stopped writing there.
He got killed by Gils shit, but ProtoGil is the only character we've seen so far with something like that. Even normal Gil doesn't.
If ProtoGil isn't there he's quite literally unstoppable, which is why Nasu never put him in anything again. He's too chuuni.
Does anybody have any Kintoki chibis?
Andersen is better then Shakespeare. His NP has the same damage buff but for all attacks, not just Busters, as well as other secondary effects.
He's like Mozart, their niche skill is meaningless when you can just use Andersen.
So if one of these two happens to be Shuten-douji, I'm gonna love seeing how he shows up in FGO
same with Ibaraki-douji
Haven't read up on much of her history at all, but maybe this was pre-GO Ushiwakamaru that Gozen is fighting. Since I've heard their legends are connected, or they dated or whatever.
DW does this strange thing where they gave a teamwide Arts buff to Mozart, a teamwide Buster buff to Shakespeare and a teamwide crit buff to Andersen and then proceed to give the one with High Speed Incantation attack buffs on the NP
Only after he made Kintoki fall in love with him when he disguised himself as a girl. That said I'm looking forward to their interactions.
It'd be nice if they put Sutoku in FGO as well, he looks pretty cool...
Well we are talking about the team that made a caster with two busters, two atack buffs skills and the lowest atack for a 3* in the game, who can say what's going on their minds?
>during half ap xp
>when theres an event that will give out mats soon
>buy the Mona Lisa CE
Don't even joke about that.
Diomedes and Ajax, although Odysseus is smarter then them.
There's actually a decent sized powergap after Achilles and Hector since Hector took on more then one of the others at a time and won, but lost the one on one to Achilles.
Diomedes, if I remember correctly he almost killed Hector once or twice, and when he fought Ajax on a tournament match they had to stop them because they feared he might end up killing him. Odysseus was indeed the most cunning and I would say that Ajax is stronger physically but Diomedes is more skilled and not a hot headed idiot
Why won't these fucking horseshoes drop goddamnit.
Diomedes beat Ajax, was about to take out Hector, and also wounded Artemis and fucking Ares. Also praised for being wise for his age, never showing hubris, and overall just having a great personality. I think he's third or fourth behind Odysseus.
He'd probably be a servant with a personality like Karna. Heck his spear would also probably be anti-divine too, and he even has golden armor given by a god. Is Diomedes just Karna lite?
Admittedly I'd like to see a playable Jason.
He's described as being obscenely weak, but if Andersen can be a playable servant with some of the worst stats, it's feasible that Jason could be playable too.
He wounded Aprhodite not Artemis. But yeah I agree he could be a pretty strong servant, it's a shame most people forget about him and we may never see him as a servant...WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER HIM?
Just need two for last Altera ascension cut me some slack jack
Well compared to most greeks in the war he wans't nearly as much of an asshole. Achilles was an arrogant whiny glory seeking manchild, Odysseus could be kind of a coward at times, Agamenon was a greedy manipulating bastard, Menelau was just a brute and Aias was a hot headed giant prone to violent outbursts of madness
They probably figured that if they made it very difficult to level outfits, they won't have to update/add new content for outfits any time soon because the majority of players won't be able to max them out.
That would explain his character
He would probably be like most bro servants, while reading the Iliad I actually thought they were pretty similiar being the only decent human beings fighting
Mrs. Scathach, you're trying to seduce me aren't you?
That and him just being a tricky dick in general.
>The ease with which the Trojans, Vergil’s predecessors to the Romans, accept this story shows how closely this false image of Ulysses–as a dishonest liar–matches the “reality” of the man himself, at least in the Trojan perception. The constant mentions of Ulysses’ deceptive practices, hidden in a deceptive speech designed to bring about Troy’s downfall, emphasize the cunning and evil nature of this type of dishonesty.
Considering Virgil is the absolute go-to for Roman mythology, that'd be definitely what the Romans thought.
Which is why Ulysses is portrayed as more of a cunning evil overlord rather than a roguish guile hero like the greek version.
Oh Mashu, stop it, you aren't a Caster class.
I'm glad more people can now about him, it's such a crime that he is almost always forgotten
Yes they were but Odysseus is more well known for it
Also I would like to thank you anons this is a pretty comfy thread
I don't know man. I rolled three times today in singles after a great success and it gave me 3 *4 cards (two CE and one Servant), yesterday I rolled after a super success and gave me a 5* Servant.
I'll keep doing it until it fails me.
>when Odysseus dressed as a hobo and shot the arrow through 12 axes
The scene in RoTK where Lu Bu performs a feat like that reminded me of Odysseus. Why isn't Odysseus a servant yet holy fuck
Mordred Lancer,Rider and Mordred Alter 5*s when
I feel like it is a good thing but also makes my pre-reg bonus kind of worthless but sooner or later any "bonuses" will reappear in the game, I doubt anything is really a one-off deal.
Here are Andersen's interlude battles for the spreadsheet.
>second best horses stolen from Zeus or some shit
>a spear that fucked up gods so hard they had to retreat
I know he had a sword gifted to him and was probably good with it, but I don't recall him doing anything special with it. Why are Greeks so well rounded?
>In another version, Hades was sent to chain Sisyphus, and was chained himself. As long as Hades was tied up, nobody could die. Because of this, sacrifices could not be made to the gods, and those that were old and sick were suffering. The gods finally threatened to make life so miserable for Sisyphus that he would wish he were dead. He then had no choice but to release Hades.
How do you fuck up this badly?
Could've been a servant though
yes, its also a chink
>everyone will have rare waifu because event
>Sisyphus and his brother Salmoneus were known to hate each other, and Sisyphus consulted with the Oracle of Delphi on just how to kill Salmoneus without incurring any severe consequences for himself. From Homer onwards, Sisyphus was famed as the craftiest of men. He seduced Salmoneus's daughter Tyro in one of his plots to kill Salmoneus, only for Tyro to slay the children she bore by him when she discovered that Sisyphus was planning on eventually using them to dethrone her father.
Fucking Greek myths.
>Diomedes on wikipedia
>Odysseus tried to stab him in the back to take the credit
>Diomedes sees this, stops him, seizes his sword, and then beats the shit out of him with the flat side
What a based motherfucker
Excalibur at the very least is descended from Caledfwlch, which may or may not be descended from Caladbolg, which was a legit mythological sword beam.
Nasu hints at the possibility in one of the art books, so he at least admits that's where he got the idea of Excaliblast.
Something just occurred to me. If alter becomes obtainable will she have a lewd ascended outfit? Is she going to be throwing dragons around and shit, or just a Jeanne recolor?
Well the owl was Athena's holy animal, and he got help from her so this could a way of making something cool, different and useful even though a straight buff would makem ore sense
Asterios' interlude battles for the spreadsheet.
Didn't know about that, thanks. Still, I'm sure other swords got a sword-beam despite not having something similar in the legend. Balmung and Mordred's sword I guess.
Comfy thread is comfy, have a cute Siegfried as a reward
How warm and cozy would a bed with her be?
>Siegfried will never be able to wear shirts properly
>being on reddit in the first place
I got a 4* CE out of a great success both times I've tried, so it's clearly gotta be something.
Even if it's just superstition, I like that better than being stuck in depressing E-rank luck as I have been for the past months.
Well there's no such thing as genuine RNG when it comes to computers. I don't know what language GO is written in (probably Java or Python,) but in Ada the random() function uses a seed based on the system time and a bunch of other values.
I use his reaction images but I unironically dislike his character.
How is this gay, anon? All I see here is a healthy woman.
>disliking the main character of the Fate franchise
Why are you even here?
>disliking the main character of the Fate franchise
But I do like Shirou
Then you seem to have forgotten someone's identity.
Archer is future Shirou but they aren't the same character.
There are marked differences between them, just like Liz and Carmilla have differences that could make you like one and not the other.
>I wish a prosperous new year to you!
A huge point of the series is that no matter how much Archer tries to deny it, he's the same boy inside, just with a little extra baggage.
It's all too easy just to recolor Archer to have ginger hair and fair skin and all his dialogue sounds exactly like a mature Shirou.