do it for her edition
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In this thread:
>old posters returning
>Liara best waifu
>people getting mad about things
>gethposting
>asari pillow talk (literally)
Previous thread: >>128452484
Reminder that all qts that enter this thread must wear protective gear (hazardous materials suit with separate air supply) to protect against the dangerous effects of STT. You have been warned.
liara best waifu
>>128711789
>One loved you the moste
Of any waifu? I think you're forgetting someone
>>128712098
>comic-anon all sneakylike trying to get the first post but failing horribly
>>128712489
comic-anon a cute!
cute!
night meg, have a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo
this was second choice for thread theme
>>128711856
top music choice
>>128712240
>Of any waifu? I think you're forgetting someone
>Not keeping up with meg culture
>1994+22
I shygidiggy
>>128713354
mfw
>>128714241
i'm doing my best m8 i've only been here since july
>>128714367
Well, this one's on me;
Miri may not have loved you the most of any waifu, but she loved you the moste. Also, pobody's nerfect.
>>128714880
>moste
is this related to "succulente"?
>>128714981
it most definitelycould be so
>>128715354
i feel like you're being deliberately obtuse anon
>>128711856
>old posters returning
I have really tried to stay away from /meg/ and 4chan generally. It seems that I just can't do that. It won't let me. We are all here forever, aren't we.
Anyways, whatcha doin, /meg/?Is the great bread question already resolved?Liara best waifu and Czech bread best bread
>>128715479
>Liara best waifu
Good lad
>Czech bread best bread
Bad lad
French bread is best bread and you should always put a bit of salt in your hot chocolate
>>128715604
>French bread
Trying to learn French for the last few weeks. Utter faggotry of that language amazes me every day (how they managed to fuck up their numbers like that is beyond me). Also what the fuck is with not reading half of a sentence. Other than that, it has been fun. More fun, than trying to learn German.
>>128715965
I tried to learn French and gave up after a year because no fun. Then I tried German and gave up after 2 years. German has some absolutely ridiculous things about it
>>128716108
I think German is more "no fun allowed" mode for me.
Anyways I hope you are all faring well.
>kind of want to write a short fanfic
>don't want to at the same time
/meg/ orgy when?
>>128717536
When we get enough women to not make it a gangbang.
>>128717616
>Women
>On /meg/
>>128717720
there are at least three that i know of
>>128717790
There are barely three people at all, let alone women.
>>128717790
Are you including that disgusting trap boy?
>>128713665
mang!
fucking love bill withers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS94BzCaba4
>>128717858
there's 9 people here right now, and it's friday night in american and obscenely early in europe
>>128717919
no
>>128717937
like the instrumentals on that. shame he quit so early in his career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
also love the little intro bit on this
>>128718307
>>128717937
Do you guys like Tom Waits?
>>128718307
my favourite al green number
wish i could sing like this cunt 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxFl4dna3o
>>128718719
he's top tier
>>128718587
never listenedI'm worried the janitor is going to come in here and have a heart attack
>>128718587
i haven't ever really given him a shot 2bh
Consortium is on steam for free. I watched the trailer, looks like absolute shit but apparently the story is nice.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264240/
I mean it's free, what could possibly go wrong, right guys?
>>128719208
>your decisions and actions will *actually matter* in this game
>>128719208
>another game in my library that i don't have time to play
A waifu leaving you and loving another
>>128720509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk7_HY9svAw
>>128711856
If Tali is exiled from the Flotilla, is it possible to save both the Quarians and the Geth?
I feel her getting exiled is more interesting dramatically, but I would like to be able to save both in the end.
I know you have to reach a certain amount of flags by taking certain options, but I also heard that if Tali is exiled, its just flat impossible to save both. Is that true, or if I take all the other right options will it still be possible?
>>128724067
It's downright impossible
>>128724067
-Rewrote the Heretics (0 points)
-Destroyed the Heretics (+2 points)
-Tali is NOT exiled (+2 points)
-Tali has been exiled/You did not do the Loyalty Mission (0 points)
-Resolved Legion/Tali conflict either using the Paragon or Renegade options (+1 point)
-N7 Mission: Save the Admiral on Rannoch in ME3 (+1 point)
-N7 Mission: Destroy Geth Squadron on Rannoch in ME3 (+1 point)
-Completed Legion's Mission in ME3 (or no peace)
If Tali is exiled then she doesn't have the authority of an admiral and so she's not of any use.
>>128712098
Why would she go all glowy if she was just going to shoot it?
Somewhere between Bioware's shit animations and this comic's shit panels, there's a Mass Effect universe where organisms interact normally.
>>128726705
I don't even question it anymore.
>>128719208
It's like a Garry's Mod Mass Effect if you never left the ship.
i wish i had a femkro waifu right now
>>128724067
>is it possible to save both the Quarians and the Geth?
why would you ever do that?
why would you ever save the quarians?
>>128725508
you know, that table doesn't mean squad if you don't mention how many points you need.
>>128726705
m-maybe she just activated warp ammo?
>>128726937
is that good or bad?
>>128728712
>I wish I was dead right now
Anybody else playing Dragon's Dogma? It's pretty fun so far
>>128730352
5 points but even then if you don't have save Tali from exile then what does it matter? You can have 5 points and still not be able to do it.
Andromeda's trailer shits all over Johnny Cash. It would be appropriately if it were for a manly RPG like Fallout NV filled with rugged bearded American men, but this is for a gay Canadian progressive Star Trek space opera with multiculti cast of women and queers. It is a deliberate insult and lame attempt to channel an essence that is not theirs.
>>128730419
Nope, playing Endless Space, but I'm going to sleep now.
>>128732998
>Andromeda's trailer shits all over Johnny Cash.
that it does.
Hey guys, first time coming to /meg/. I actually started playing Mass Effect two weeks ago, after buying the whole trilogy. 40 hours into ME2 at the moment, and I can't have enough of that game. I simply love how rewarding it can be in if you dedicate enough time and attention to all of its many aspects. I'm glad I didn't pay attention to it until now, as everything feels as fresh as it can get, especially since it aged so well (in my opinion, at least). Any advice for a new ME player?
>>128736046
No advice necessary, they aren't particularly challenging games, just enjoy them and don't let the shitposting get to you. Who are you waifuing?
>>128736245
>just enjoy them and don't let the shitposting get to you
I see, thanks.
>Who are you waifuing?
Liara T'Soni. Just invited her to my ship in ME2, by the way. I'm actually feeling horrible, as I was homing in on Miranda and then suddenly heard that she was in Illium. Seeing how she turned out in 2 was a very pleasant surprise.
>>128736046
No ME3. Imagine your own ME3.
>>128736727
I think I'm going to listen to the other guy and not let the shitposting get to me, but thanks for the input.
>>128736796
That's great, buddy.
>>128736634
Good choice, Larry is canon waifu 2bh
>>128711856
Is the cosplay guy with the defined nutsack an inside joke?
A cute, stacked Asian waifu?
>>128715479
Not much, just came back from a short workday. Getting some coffee.
>>128716391
Hot damn, who's that? It's not Marina, is it?
>dem goddamn abs
>>128726705
>there's a Mass Effect universe where organisms interact normally
TAKE ME THERE, ANON
>>128736046
Upgrade your damn ship all the way if you have not already done so.
>>128744890
>there are people who actually did the 'suicide mission' without fully upgrading their ship or making sure everyone was loyal
>there are people who lost half of their squad, if not more
>>128741334
so how you can't even see anything
>>128745292
How right you are.
>>128745221
>there are people who didn't have common sense when choosing squad leaders, the biotic, etc.
>>128745221
I did that...... Was my first time playing the trilogy.
>>128745492
Was it your first time playing an RPG, or even a video game?
>>128745596
First RPG. :^)
>>128745676
Jesus. So, what went through your head, "Let's rush through this game, and not explore as much as possible/upgrade everything."?
Or was it "You know, I could give the ship all THREE necessary upgrades, but let's not"?
I'm genuinely curious, here, I really don't get it.
>>128745883
The first.
>>128726705
biotic barrier
DED
>>128745883
More like he didn't knew or understand that people could die by not upgrading.
>>128748858
The only upgrades that are needed are armour, shield and cannon upgrades. If you don't get those, then what the hell are you doing?
>>128749189
Honestly, on my first playtrough half of my squad died too. I highly doubt anyone got them all to live on the first try.
>>128749867
I lost one dude, but was because I wasn't paying attention when they explained the infiltrator. Retarded mistake in hindsight, but I still got all the upgrades.
>>128749867
The majority must have had everyone live on their first try, people can't be that stupid
Every Mass Effect girl is cute
>they say me3 is shit
>mfw theres nothing wrong with it
>except its too easy
>>128751205
Enjoy your krogan females pal...
>>128751304
Femkros have nice personalities
>>128751747
Eve was nice.
>>128751220
>mfw theres nothing wrong with it
Diana Allers.
>>128751816
Dont let her on your ship then
>tfw can't write.
>tfw trying to replace shitty bits of a fic.
>tfw only to add more shit.
>>128751931
She exists. She's in the game files, she shows up on your screen. There is no getting around that. You can't mod her out. She is in there, festering, ruining the game, the mechanics, the plot, the characters. Slowly but without fail. It cannot be salvaged.
>>128752120
She pops up for 1minute while i tell her to fuck off, and never shows up.
Im sorry for your game experience.
>>128736634
Top tier waifu
>>128752257
>Im sorry for your game experience.
>>128730352
>i sacrifice the biggest fleet in the galaxy just because i dont like quarians
>>128753581
>biggest fleet in the galaxy
95% of that are liveships that don't do shit, and even they do, they break just by looking at them.
Militarily wise, the geth is the better choice, if one has to choose.
>>128753581
The quarian flotilla is basically a whole bunch of retrofiitted civilian and military ships modified to hold as many quarians, and the infrastructure required, as possible.
They don't even have spinal guns. The spinning section is in the way. They use piddly little turrets.
>>128753670
>>128753762
you payed any attention? they mounted guns even on the civilian ships, making them dreadnaughts. in the game it is explained that the flotilla is uses as a support role, like artillery firing from the back ranks.
besides who is cruel enough to do this to tali?
>>128754046
Couldn't give less of a shit about her, man.
>>128754160
wow so cool and edgy
i bet you area pretty fun person
>>128754291
>doesn't care about your waifu
>cool and edgy
Wow.
>>128754372
tali is not my waifu
but is one of the few characters from me1
>i go betray the one of the main characters who sided with me against saren and the geth and the collectors just because i am such a hard guy
>>128754046
They've only got three liveships though. And there's no space to mount a big spinal gun because of the big spinning globe.
Tali a qt.
Sup you filthy third worlders?
>>128751220
>nothing wrong with me3
That's not just incorrect, it's idiotic.
>>128755183
Sup nigga. Wanna talk some shit?
A Kilimanjaro Dreadnought and a Alamo class Frigate on a Mission.
>>128760680
>African suicide commando
>>128761594
where?
>>128736634
>Liara
You did good son, you did good.
>>128754595
If it gives me a better military power against the Reapers and I can't choose both, sure. I didn't even want her in the first place, Bioware continually forced her on me.
>>128756312
Please elaborate
>>128765605
i see your point and can accept your opinion.
have a good day.
Dreaming of holding a waifu in your arms?
Waking up and realizing you are alone?
its snowing /meg, i can finally play noveria with cookies and tea for the unltimate comfy feeling
>>128772081
At least I'd had the dream.
A waifu having an anal orgasm?
>>128774824
>tfw so busy with college and work you can't play games on comfy mode.
Well atleast I can still lurk threads while on the job and when doing projects
>>128774824
>tfw no planet where your waifu comments on the cold, but brisk and nice, heavy air
I was around -8 degress celsius when I rode my bike home, yesterday. I could feel the moisture in my breath freezing on my beard.
>>128777625
resulting in her wanting anal much more often?
>>128780235
Walking in on her fingering her butt when she doesn't expect you to be home?
Making her knees weak by rubbing her butthole outside of the skintight clothing she wears?
So I have finally read through this:
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8077623/1/Introduction-to-Asari-for-Humans
And apart from some minor stuff, I think it is fairly well written and interesting. Do you anons have something similar for reading? I don't really like story fanstuff, "facts" are much better.
>>128781982
What's with her eyes? And why is some of her skin violet?
>>128781982
Nothing too similar, though I wish I did, I very much like that analytical, 'scientific' style.
>>128754595
you were forced to take her in ME1. you could ignore taking wrex and garrus, but the fucking quarian is a forced addition and you can't get rid of her? fuck that, there's finally the reckoning.
>>128783185
Yes, exactly. Even fanfic ME lore can be really great, shame most of the stuff is cringy dickery.
>>128781982
Who is this
>>128784621
Lara Croft
>>128784980
I'd raid her tomb if you know what I mean haha
>>128785650
haha yeah.no I don't.
>>128785850
I'd break into her tomb and plunder it for jewelry and shit
>>128786014
But she is not dead, anon.
>>128787530
She's from a rich asari family. I bet they have their own family crypt that's completely loaded with riches
>>128787776
B-but Lara Croft is not asari. How can you plunder her tomb.
Threadly reminder
>Cerberus best dressed
>Miranda best waifu
>Sentinel best class [spoilers]Infiltrator cool too[/spoiler]
>Feros worst ME1 planet
>suicide mission highlight of the series
>Genophage was entirely necessary
If need clarification or further insight for any Scar Opinions™ you may ask
>>128788257
>asari appropriating our culture
Fucking disgusting.
>>128788904
>Miranda
You mean Liara
>>128788909
>not wanting a qt humanboo gf
>>128788904
Fuck off, please.
wew /meg/ it's snowing so much literally Noveria tier
Friendly reminder that:
Miranda cannot have children
Miranda was not born
Miranda does not have a mother
Is she even human?
>>128788904
>Cerberus best dressed
no, alliance best
cerberus soldiers just look like roid my shit up
>Miranda best waifu
pls check the thread header and reevaluate
but fits to the roid my shit up statement
>Sentinel best classInfiltrator cool too
infiltrator best tbqhf
>Feros worst ME1 planet
agreed
>suicide mission highlight of the series
partially agree, since me2 is totally pointless and there is no reason to pass the omega relay
>Genophage was entirely necessary
agreed
How common are male human/female quarian relationships?
>>128789932
Not common, because neither are quarians.
>>128789615
>unprotected secks ftw
>no need to worry about gifts
>no awkward family dinners
what makes a human a human?
>MEA will bo on frostbite
How does it feel, knowing our game will now run smoothly on the greatest video game engine ever devised?
>>128788904
>Cerberus best dressed
Acceptable. Dem Asari Commandos though and Alliance blue.
>Miranda best waifu
Liara best waifu. Miranda is fine though.
>Sentinel best class, I can't into spoilers.
Nope.
>Feros worst ME1 planet
Bit Lovecraftian. Not worst.
>suicide mission highlight of the series
Nope. Those calm moments on the Citadel, when you are wanting to be there IRL, but you know you can't.Only in your sleep and after you die.
>Genophage was entirely necessary
That is quite debatable.
>>128789932
One is too much, anon.
>>128790056
>call moments on the Citadel
Sitting at a cafe on the presidium and talking to best waifu?
>>128790040
She's more like a mutant/abomination desu
>>128788904
Alliance blues are pretty good though
>>128790336
How do you feel about the STT prevention thing in the OP?
>>128790213
>mutant/abomination
beggars cant be choosers
>>128788904
Vanguard is pretty cool tho, charging from enemy to enemy if pretty fun in me3
i have yet to try the others, infiltrator sounds boring af
>>128790043
>run smoothly
not on my laptop
>>128790438
I'm being discriminated against. I should be free to infect whoever I want.
>>128789932
There aren't a lot of quarians in the galaxy generally and thus not as much interaction as there would be otherwise. But quarians who have left the flotilla often seek human males for mates, and humans inclined to quarians will usually find them very receptive.
>>128790552
Please Thanemancer, leave some human waifus for the rest of us.
What would Thane-kun think?
>>128790552
Hiring a qt prostitute and surreptitiously infecting her when she arrives at your hotel room? Telling her that she has the wrong address so she doesn't even get paid?
>>128790526
>vanguard
the class where you use one OP power and one OP weapon for the entire trilogy, boring as fuck
>>128790809
Once I underwent STT I developed a natural urge to spread the disease and infect as many as I could.
Thane-chan understands that it's not my fault and I can't be held responsible for any of my actions ever.
>>128790915
Doing this several times a day, infecting hundreds of people in the course of a month?
>>128791541
what's a STT ?
>>128791541
Don't be a mean.
>>128791541
Eventually spreading to every human female? Wiping out the human race?
>>128791668
Sucking Thanemancer's Treats
>>128791474
specify
>>128791668
:^)
>>128791761
I've always been a mean.
>>128791792
Mutating the disease so it can spread to quarians and asari?
>>128791792
Thanemancer doesn't have any treats, she is a femtur.
Wicked, flesh-rending talons=/=treats
>>128791951
>>128792027
Talons are treats too you fucking racist
>>128791935
charge plus biggest shotgun (dont remember) and you just run though and beat it easily on insanity
no challange, no mixup
everytime power plus left click = dead enemy
fun for a while but gets boring fast
Do you guys have any good ME fanfictions to share?
>>128792173
prove it
>>128792054
Your waifu crying as she painfully transforms into a femtur?
>>128792173
Agreed! :^)
>>128792173
Talons are disgusting, you deviant fuck.
>>128792432
>she painfully transforms into a femtur?
n-no, please
>>128792321
Yes but I'm not sharing
>>128792750
Meanie
>>128789932
Practically none, Quarians stay in the Migrant Fleet after their hajj and they can't really have relationships with non-Quarians because of their suits.
>>128792432
>Your waifu crying as she painfully transforms into a femtur?
I'd still love her desu
>>128792321
adrian DELAWARE
>>128792672
It takes a few days. Agony the whole time.
>>128792940
You can still look her in the eyes if a turian stares back at you?
>People actually think Femshep's voice acting is good
>>128793598
>You can still look her in the eyes if a turian stares back at you?
I'd be uncomfortable at first but I'd adjust as long as she is still the same person
>>128730551
Why would they both give saving tali from exile points if its already required?
>>128793606
>right about to launch attack on reaper fleet orbiting earth
>and she "screams" FIRE
>>128793606
anon, dont start this shit again, seriously
>>128793606
watch out before you trigger the frecklebeast spammer's autism
>>128793980
>doesnt like femshep voiceacting
>plays triology with femshep to the end
are you retarded?
>>128793768
A true lover of his waifu.
>>128793979
Because fuck ME that's why
>>128793598
When did you realize you were becoming the femtur?
>>128794325
>Youtube isn't a thing
>>128794325
I can't say I don't like something without trying it, anon
>>128793606
andromeda teaser is spoken by hale
guess who is more representative as shepard?
>>128793598
Did you get fired after you left the hospital?D-did your husbando dump you when he found out?
>>128794325
>>128794591
too late for >>128794232 it seems
best
>>128794540
so you tell me, you played though 3 games entirely with a protagonist whos voice acting you dont like?
i dont get it
>>128794715
beste
>>128794591
>guess who is more representative as shepard?
What does this mean?
>>128794495
My skin started changing color and I got very itchy; that's when my skin started to shed.
>>128794638
It's illegal under Citadel Council law to fire someone for turning into a turianOf course not, he's dead
>>128794493
>A true lover of his waifu.
I would sometimes look at old photographs of her/us wistfully though
>>128793178
>adrian DELAWARE
more!
>>128794889
EA biometric scans though origin has confirmed that more people enjoyed playing as femshep than as mshep.
therefore they chose hale to represent shepard in the andromeda teaser.
>>128794856
I didn't say I hate her voice, I played this game to see all romances with both male/female shep options (never attempted homo romances, I'm homophobic), try different stuff etc.
>>128794858
>>128794591
>male shep on cover of ME1
>male shep on cover of ME2
>Male shep on cover of ME3, with femshep being non default option
>ME:A trailer with male
Lol
>>128795140
Did you like that story?
>>128795097
She asks you in that mournful, dual-toned voice if you still look at her the same way she was before.
Can you respond without a hint of doubt in your voice?
>>128795140
>more!
I don't know if there are more, eddy if you're here pls tell
>>128795217
target group for marketing
more males than females play videogames
a male protagonist generates more potential buyers
>ME:A trailer with male
not the protagonist, check your facts
also read>>128795148
>>128795440
What could you say in this situation without lying or hurting her?
>>128793606
god why is this image so funny? I HATE king of the hill!
>>128795293
yes, and need more ADS.
>>128795185
>>128795695
king of the hill is the most based cartoon tbqhf
>>128795521
>target group
Exactly, so femshep only a shitty secondary option with liara thrown in to make her romance options not seem like shit
>not protagonist
Still, bro in trailer.
Face it you cuck, Hale's best voice acting in a military role is in fucking halo 4
>>128795828
what is going on here? never romanced her in 3
>>128795917
Tatoos
>>128795852
>Face it you cuck
what does anything discussed have to do with cuck?
i think you are a bit overprojecting my little beta companion, now go run and never come back
[OPINION DISCARDED]
>>128795917
citadel DLC, she visits your apartment and tattoos you, I don't want to spoil the rest
A waifu with a fantastic pair of tits?
>>>/gif/7949169
>>>/gif/7949260
>>128789323
No I mean Miranda
>>128789407
Lick my shaft
>>128789750
>cerberus soldiers
I did not specify soldiers. Their entire organization is best dressed. Solid color scheme and design choices.
>>128790056
>quite debatable
Not at all, Krogan are a plague on the galaxy. They breed far too fast and live far too long and their behavior after the Rachni Wars completely validated the 'phage
>>128790336
But not as pretty good as Cerberus
>>128790526
>infiltrator sounds boring af
No way. Lining up the shots in ME1 and one shotting fools with dat Widow is incomparable. I miss the reticle in ME1 so much
>>128795148
That's literally wrong, though.
>EA biometric scans
DUDE WHAT
Do you even know what that is?
>>128795521
>>ME:A trailer with male
>not the protagonist, check your facts
Are you talking about the dumb theory posted here about being hunted by the N7 guy?
>>128795852
DESE EGGHEADS
>>128797039LOL
>>128797039
>DUDE WHAT
>Do you even know what that is?
what is a joke?
>Are you talking about the dumb theory posted here about being hunted by the N7 guy?
no im talking about the official statement from bioware
>>128797272
>this comic
>insinuating that Asari weren't dirty information hoarders that kept Prothean tech for themselves and acted high and mighty
>>128795847for you
So I just got the games and before I play all I wanna know is if my choices in 1 game affect the later ones, if so I think im gonna love this series.
>>128795828
>>128797649
>>128797892
Where did you get this picture of me
>>128797869
>>128798207
disgusting
>>128798207
More The Division gameplay:
>https://youtu.be/I4AYQDo7Z60
They could buff the assault rifle just a tiny bit, it doesn't seem to do much more damage than the pistol. I like the trigger discipline in cover and during reloads, though, that's a very nice touch.
I still don't understand how the people at Machinima can be this terrible at video games. It'd be like if Jeremy Clarkson just barely knew how to drive.
>>128797869
Muh waifu version.
>>128797869
>>128798207
>>128798790
>>128798790
How can this even happen?
brb i have to bleach my brain
>>128798918
if I read this shit one more time
>>128799068
>>128798790
>>128798992
>How can this even happen?
Like with every other romance in Mass Effect, it all boils down to not being an asshole to the person. They'll drop to their kness, and suck your dick right there.
>>128799168
>>128799673
it's okay anon i'll still love you if you hit me
>>128798403
It looks like utter shit and that bulletsponging enemies are nearly too much painful to look.
>>128799673
disgusting
>>128799998
Cute!
>>128797869
Was this in the game? Or is it just art somebody made?
>>128799673
It always bugged me a bit that there was no option for just pure biotics. I mean Jack utterly destroys that prison ship with nothing but her biotics but in gameplay shes just a worse vanguard.
I think it would be cool if in Andromeda there would be an option to go gunless, nothing but biotics.
>>128801676
Fan art. There are version for every waifu and for non-faggots too.
Also fuck insomnia. I am going to work in a few hours and just can't fall to sleep at all.
>>128801829
>mfw getting my first night's sleep in a week
>>128801828
there were so many gun cutscenes though they'd have had to invest extra work into gunless scenes so that's not on the agenda. I mean they didn't even manage to give you the right gun, instead it defaulted to the avenger or shuriken or predator.
I'm still mad that samara, tela vasir and liara could basically fly while you, as one of the most powerful biotic in the galaxy (according to liara) had to stare after them and take the long walk down.
>>128802323
>there were so many gun cutscenes though they'd have had to invest extra work into gunless scenes
they didnt even pput work in those, everyone always had the m8 and standard pistol...just lazy desu
>>128801829
>>128802036
went to sleep at 8 in the morning, slept the whole day until 9 in the evening, now I'm at work again, but the first time in weeks I feel fine and I actually caught quite a long day of sleep for a change, not just lying awake.
>>128802687
>working on sunday night
what are you doing, if i may ask?
>>128802872
>sunday night
>living in a meme timezone
>>128802632
that's what he wrote in the sentence just after
>>128802872
hotel deskjob
>>128802036
Congrats, anon. Good for you.
>>128802687
Glad to hear that, Germanbro. I am currently working a job similar to yours (handling security cameras and team in a very very rich gated neighbourhood, it's night/day shifts) so my sleeping schedule is fucked beyond belief.
Gonna try to get some sleep, good night /meg/. Waifu dreams.
Hi meg. Are you buying ME4, despite the game being written by a fucking racist fucking piece of shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW1lHd-hA0M
I'm just saying.
>>128804118
I'm not watching that but I'm not buying it because it'll be shit
>>128804118
pirating it first tbqh
>>128804118
>15 minutes
Why don't you give me the tl;dr version
>>128803393
yeah the switching shifts is what's killing me. at least I don't have to do early shifts, they are the worst, too much actual work to be done.
>>128804118
no sound here, who is the "racist fucking piece of shit"?not that being racist is a bad thing
>>128805426
Manveer HeimBeing racist is a bad thing you wrinkly old kraut
>>128804118
Pre ordering limited edition.
>>128805591
>Being racist is a bad thing
kek
>>128805591
>Heim
Heir*
>>128805128
Some guy on Youtube is pissed about that Bioware dev Manveer Heir and his allegedly anti-white tweets.
>>128806065
b-but tumblr told me you can't be racist against whites
>>128807851
>tattoo
No
>>128808712
>No
Okay
scar if you send me TM's treats I will literally send you 50 dollars
>>128811015
Anon! HeT!!
>>128811015
i read that as TIM's treats
>>128809083
lovely
>>128812910
that looks half drawn, half ingame graphics
>>128813076
It's in-game I think. Maybe some sort of filter applied
>>128813397
possibly
>>128813756
regardless, she is very qt
>>128812910
who is this
>>128815095
you
>>128815095
ARE YOU BLIND??? IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE FILENAME!
>>128816165
c5c25967dfbfc021baf747663 best waifu
>>128816293
it's c5c25967dfbfc021baf747663310b5a9. keep your shitty minimizations out of this thread!
>>128816782
>keep your shitty minimizations out of this thread
okWG
>>128816883
I was being facetious
>>128817171
i am aware of that
>>128817171
more like FAGtious lmao
>>128818018
wg literally wrecked
>>128818018
>>128818764
y-yeah haha.
need a waifu to cuddle with
>>128819790
what's your phone number bb
>>128819852
you aren't a waifu
>>128819910
but i can be, just let me into your heart
>>128819995
how
>>128819790
I'll be your waifuif... a femtur is okay
>>128820121
ok but you have to promise to not talon me
>>128820121
how do you kiss a girl with mandibles
p-please teach me
>>128820670
VERY carefully, look at those teeth
>>128820823
The teeth are the best part of the kiss though.
>running your tongue all along the cool, smooth surface of every individual tooth in her mouth, one by one, and teasing around the sharp bits
>>128821369
Getting your tongue bit off by a zealous femtur?
>>128821752
Don't know about getting it severed but if she playfully bit down and scraped a little bit down the middle I wouldn't mind too much.
>sit at reception all evening/night
>check outside first time
>snow
holy shit man, I'm happy and sad, happy because finally some snow, sad because I'll have to shovel it. FUCK!
A waifu sitting next to you, holding your hand as you lie in hospice?
>>128823175
Did she get a bit too overeager with her teeth?
>>128823361
#justfemturproblems
>>128821983
Pathetic wavecuck
>>128823850
Wagecuck*
>>128823581
Problems I would gladly submit myself to for the chance to date a femtur
>>128823850
sorry man, not everyone can live the NEET life
>>128821983
How much did you get?
>>128824883
6 inches, the same size as the dick in his throat right now
>>128824429
>not having a real career
>>128824883
not much, maybe 2 cm of easy snow, had to clear it out anyway.
>>128825390
You could have just driven over that
>>128826048
northern countries/states a best
>>128828090
yup
>>128821983
think of all the refugees in their tents who want to go home now, get comfy
>>128826048
I can't drive up the stairs to the hotel's veranda
>>128828090
definitely. should move to iceland or something.
>>128828829
that is a great feel.
>>128829007
i don't think it snows a ton in iceland, northern sweden, norway or finland would be better options.or alaska
>>128828829
>think of all the refugees in their tents who want to go home
You mean WG's mom's house right?
>>128829007
>liking snow
Triggered
>>128829903
>not liking snow
Triggered
>>128829903
want to see a femtur in a sweater now
>>128830040
>>128830228
that's not a sweater !
>>128830482you'reher sweateryou keep her warm and comfortable, as she snuggles into you
What is this?
>>128830841
pure horror
>ywn
>>128829985
I am so sick of snow. I'd be happy if I never saw it again.
>>128831339
>being happy
>>128831568
Go back to fucking chimney rocks
>>128832150
>>128831568
what's up with you two?
>>128832228
I think they're waifu and bfis it true about the cheesegrater gingey?
>>128832228
She's mad Nebraska is better than her state.
>>128832296It grates so good
>>128832547
What's good about Nebraska?
>>128832228
He's my man slave.
>>128832547
>Nebraska
every plains state is shit
>>128832847
>being this wrong
>>128832662
This week is my turn of dom
>>128833170
>>128832847
There are no redeeming qualities to Nebraska or any plains state.
>this week is my turn
It's never your turn.
>>128833170
>>128833321
>you will never be ruthlessly dommed by a bitter femtur widow
fuck this gay earth
>>128833608
How come she gets to be a femtur
What am I
>>128833895
a big gay
>>128833895
you can be a volus
>>128833945
>>128833952
I want to be a Quarian Pirate
>>128834163
you can't just decide what you are shithead
you have to have someone come up with really autistic lore over how you became whatever alien you are it's the rules
>>128834339
Selling Thanemancer spicy nudes for autistic lore
Selling Scar's full name for $20
>>128834449
are they post-STT or pre-STT
Selling mylovefor free
>>128834605
>Selling my love for free
>Selling
>free
>>128834679
The janitor works for free so I don't see why I can't sell something for free
>>128834762
I'm going to take your love and give you nothing in return.
>>128834554
I have some of both featuring a variety of lewd or comical poses
Lace on a turian chitin in something you just gotta see
>>128834925
>lace on a femtur
>>128834864
That's not very nice
H-how about thatMASS EFFECT, eh guys?
>>128835552
femturs?
>>128835552
The best planet in ME1 is Noveria
>>128835793
kill them all.
>>128835813
I wish it had a more fleshed out hub
>>128835813
>liking snow levels
Wait, people actually play as female sheperd? Lol, if you want to sound like some middle age soccer mom and fuck space niggers, go ahead
>>128836860
>female sheperd
we don't discuss that around these parts
>>128837029
Because people who play as her are autismo snowflakes?
>>128837251
not all of them, but the autismo snowflakes are VERY vocal
>>128836860
>Sheperd
>romancing Jacob
>>128744890
I already fully upgraded it and just finished getting all my squad members to be loyal. I didn't know I needed to do that before the suicide mission, I just did it all out of pure completionism. Good to know I'm good to go whenever I feel like doing it.
>>128752634
>>128764651
Thanks guys, she truly is amazing, but I don't think I deserve her. I was a fucking retard and took Kelly up to the cabin before seeing her again on Illium. Felt like dying after I saw her portrait turned down on my table. It's good to not worry about the fish now, though.
>>128812910
Damn.
>>128838749
she'll forgive you anon (she actually just never mentions it)
>>128832547
>Scar is from Nebraska
>fights with Thanemancer
somehow, it all makes sense now.
>>128838749
Finish literally everything as soon as possible. There's a point of no return.
>>128839142
Scar beats me, send help
>>128838925
Yeah, she didn't mention it. For some reason when I talked to her she was mad at me because of Jack, even though all I did was talk to her so far. I don't think I'm locked in with her either. I'm on the part where Shepard says he gets how she feels and she gets mad in a cute way, saying he doesn't have to agree so quickly.
>>128839419
Jack's romance is really easy to lock into accidentally. I think you can cut it off but she doesn't take it well
>>128839419
Larry will get over it.
>>128839142
>Nerdiest state is something quantifiable
Ohio??? How?
>>128839385
I'm doing just that. The N7 missions are starting to get a bit tiring though. At least I don't need to do any scanning anymore, that shit was making me nuts. Even more so because I autistically scanned every single planet I came across from top to bottom until I collected its resources until Depleted status was reached.
>>128839612
Yeah, I saved the game and tried it once and actually got scared by her extremely loud "Fuck off!" out of the blue.
>>128840057
add "can't use google" to Nebraska I guess
http://time.com/78149/nerdiest-state/
>>128840645
>posted map that lists Ohio as the nerdiest state
>posts link that says Utah is
current year
jerry in charge of knowing things
>>128840796
>Nerdiest state is something quantifiable
>post link to an article explaining it
>WG SO DUMB XD IT SAY JOOTAH NOT OHIO XDXD
okay
>>128842162
>asked how was it ohio
sprechen sie englisch?
>>128842987
I gave you quantifiability, you COULD do the math yourself and put 1 and 1 together, but if you can't understand that then it's questionable to me how you could even solve the captcha to post here.
>>128843938
I have Europeans to enter the captcha for me, no need to get salty
>>128844253
But can they also help you solving the mystery-connection between Utah and Ohio?
>page 10
devastating comeback it seems. night meg
where is the succulence
>>128840183
>scared by women
liarafags
http://orig01.deviantart.net/4c2f/f/2016/016/5/4/samantha_s_torment_by_rastifan-d9o4f94.jpg
>>128858331
Can women even do that?
>>128840183
>Even more so because I autistically scanned every single planet I came across from top to bottom until I collected its resources until Depleted status was reached.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOUSELF?
only scan rich planets
Why was Mass Effect 2 so dissapoinint boys?
>>128859637
our choices didn't matter.
>>128859637
because it is pointless
>>128859761
The pointless story was really one of its lesser problems tbqh.
>>128859808
Yeah, the pointless characters were worse.
>>128859808
what?
there is no reason for me2 to exist m8, you kill the reapeers 6 months later anyway
so what do you do in me2?
you fly around the galaxy helping people you just met to cope with their daddy issues.
that is mass effect 2, period.
the only viable story additions are LotSB and Arrival
>>128859920
Pointless and overrated desu-ka. This isn't to say 1 and 3's characters were all that, but the way a lot of people talk about them...
Good night, Mass Effect General.
>>128860315
night comic anon
>>128860315
night
>>128858876
supposedly more easily than men can
>>128804118
>>128805591
>Manveer Heir's twitter
Holy shit, it's like I'm on Tumblr.
He's only a gameplay designer, though, his le justice can't affect the game too much, right?
>>128862697
He can't be too much of an outlier, though. So even if his social justice doesn't infect directly, his and Bioware's social justice probably fall pretty much in line.
>>128860315
Good night, comic anon. Hero we don't deserve, but hero we need.
>>128863873
Go to bed, comic anon.
Cooking some oatmeal porridge for you and your waifu? Squeezing some oranges?
>>128864907
including other flavors and trying out new recipes?waifu coming up from behind and squeezing your dick?
>tfw hauling supplies.
>coasting on inertia..
>Playing with the telescope mounted on the nose.
>Spot a small brown white streak far away.
>Zoom in. It's a ship, long and thin. An archaic fusion drive at the back and many rows of strapped down scrap along the sides.
>Decide to say hello.
>Can't find an IFF on screen.
>Hail them on interstellar comms frequency.
>Say hello.
>Comms tech sounds cute,she's got light accented voice.
>Ask her what it's like to work as a scrap hauler.
>She blows up at me.
>It's a quarian ship.
>Scrap is salvaged colony housing made airtight and welded to the ship.
>Captain gets on the line. He's very angry, demands an apology.
>Decide to cut the line.
>Stress of them yelling makes my hands shake. Accidentally vent cargo hold.
>Packets of spaghetti and tomato sauce glittering in the void.
>play it off as a gift for them, as an apology. >Can't stop stammering.
>They get insulted.
>Cute comms tech tells me they'll die if they eat anything not specially prepared. Tells me I'm ignorant and an ass.
>Can't handle it anymore. Jump into FTL. >Burning tons of fuel I needed to save.
>The quarian voices stretch out into infinity as I accelerate beyond the threshold of lightspeed.
>Arrive at colony.
>Half the ship is smeared in frozen tomato sauce and spaghetti fused to the plating.
>Italian colonists very upset.
>Colony is desperate for food. Ship is licked clean.
>Local flora is poisonous.
>Hide Doritos and dew in secret compartment.
>Quarian vessel arrives a week later, after half the spaghetti has been scraped off.
>They're selling the packets of spaghetti at a profit. caught in a big net after I left.
>Hide in cockpit of ship. quarians pointing at the divots made by FTL spaghetti.
>Recognize comms tech from her voice.
>see her getting railed by a human colonist through window.
>Masturbate.
>They spot the sensor dome of my ship trained at them.
>Don't have enough fuel to lift off.
>Hide in secret compartment.
>Cry.
>>128868634
nice, had a giggle
>>128868634
Fucking quarians.
>>128868634
oh Lord, that poor pilot. Hilarious story though.
>me2
>finish collector ship boarding mission
>decide to visit Omega shops in case any power-ups were made avaible
>play infiltrator
>miranda x kasumi ftw
>Ish the salarian pssts Miranda
>salarian standing beside him asks "Which one is Miranda thought?!"
aww yiss
>>128871362
You now have a quest you can't finish.
>>128875045
wat
>>128871362
Which SMG should I let my teammates use?
I prefer locust for myself, unless I know I will fight against geth. What should I get for my teammates thou?
Miranda x Kasumi / Jack is great combo for infiltrator
>>128875251
tempest
>>128875251
>>128875340
This, for some reason they're not great with the locust.
>>128868634
good one
>>128878294
why doesnt it surprise you have this gif saved
>>128878472
why doesnt it surprise ME have this gif saved
/meg/!
Watching your waifu climb out of the swimming pool?
>>128878472
I literally saved it from /meg/. it's time to take your obsession with me down a notch or three
>>128882667
unfortunatly, im not the anon obsessed with youi still think you are ok tho
>>128880396
>exposed gear
not wholesome
>>128881492
keep your voice down, people are trying to sleep.
so ded
collagesoon-ish?
>>128887934
I have one that's half-begun, but I couldn't say how soon it will be finished.
>>128888240
take your time anon
Need a waifu tospoonfeed me apple sauce in the convalescent home
>>128888923
during thesponge bath she gives you?
>>128889707
Before thesponge bath. I often make a mess, with apple sauce dribbling down my chin
>>128888923
>>128889707
>>128889828
>>128891553
Did he get up to go find a waifu to feed him?
>>128891883
I'm not participating in this conversation.
>>128887146
It's time to kill /meg/ for good before we become as bad as /dag/.
>>128893394
>>128893573
god this game is already doomed, then some newfags gonna kill off /meg for good
but we had a good time
>>128893394
It is /dag/ which considers /meg/ to be worse.
>>128894071
i dont give a fuck what /dag thinks tbqhf
>>128893394
>>128893573
>>128893980
And these are the same Cancucks who think they are going to be making a space Western. I can see why >>128732998 is pissed
>>128894208
Brokeback Mountain is technically a Western
>>128893394
Most of /dag/ would support Manveer Heir's sentiments. That is why they consider themselves to be better than /meg/, which refuses to accept that Cologne was the fault of people like WesternGerman
>>128893573
>>128893394
DESIGNATED
>>128894492
SHITTING
>>128894167
>>128893980
>>128893573
>>128893394
>Male feminist
Yep, all hopes lost
>>128894734
GAMES
>>128894208
I'm not sure if they're actually going for a space western, was probably just some guy in EA's marketing team that thought that trailer up.
I fully expect all hetro male player romances to end in cuckings, if there will even be any that is.
>>128895130
>Ryder is canonically an elderly spic lesbian woman in a wheelchair
>>128895372
Forgot my picture.
>>128895579
I like how its 2016 and yet all characters in games are exactly still white men.
Looks like he accomplished jackshit
/MEEEEGGGGGG/!!!!
Waifu soles?
>>128897112
Put 'em up.
http://i.imgur.com/JFLOn0U.jpg
Waifu souls?
>>128893394
>>128893573
>>128893980
>>128894167
>>128895130
>>128895579
I wonder when the SJWs start getting mad about 4X games. Most of them don't even have the option of a diplomatic victory, you always have to destroy/genocide or at least dominate your enemies to win.
>>128898150
looks like a wooden doll
>>128898150
>all that clipping
>Shepard's facial expression
http://strawpoll.me/6568283
http://strawpoll.me/6568283
http://strawpoll.me/6568283
http://strawpoll.me/6568283
>>128899381
>>128899381
>9 votes
this should be representative enough
>>128902160
You're not likely to get more here
Maybe after someone gets on his phone for moar votes
>>128902160
Find an ME thread on /v/ and post it there.
>>128899381
>no Councilor Tevos
>>128902650
>not prefering dalatrass nimron
shiggy
>>128898243
>mfw I was about to post that I haven't see non-white people in months
>mfw I forgot that I see tajiks,kazahks,uzbeks and caucasians every fucking day
>JaggedFearfulDevilfish
>tfw no tough acting femshep waifu with a soft core who just wants to be hold
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
/meg/ likes to think they're better than /dag/, when in fact it is full of swamp beast enthusiasts and homosexuality supporters
>>128898243
Strategy and tactical games are too hard for them, they never get past the tutorial. When you casualise them they start whining, like some fags were upset about barbarians in Civ 5.
>>128904894
>take a look at /dag
>first post
no
>>128904894
>homosexuality supporters
I can't stand homos
>>128904894
>homosexuality
That's not even a real thing, it's just a dumb concept that libruls cooked up to subvert healthy family values.
>>128905882
>muh Femshep and Liara best pairing
>>128906129
homosexuals were present way longer than libruls
>>128906197
not homo, but still best pairing
>>128896690
Everyday we stray further from gods light
http://i.imgur.com/rBrBc7S.jpg
>>128908685
fuck off to /dag/.
>>128906197
>>128906528
>Femshep and Liara best pairing
>>128909912
vomitanon!
>>128904894
>>128908685
>so fucking obvious samefag
it's high time you fuck off back to /dag/ and don't even think about ever coming back here.
>>128908685
>a token negro
CHEK!
>the other one is xeno
CHEK!
>homo "love" scene
CHEK!
this progressiveness is too much for me
>>128911178
>CHEK!
>>128911915
Lying inside a sleeping bag with your waifu to conserve warmth?
Waking up with a headache from the lack of fresh air?
>>128913002
Lying inside your waifu to conserve warmth with a sleeping bag?
Waking up with fresh air from lack of a headache?
>>128913002
Where are she and I that we need to conserve warmth?
>>128913882
Making's waifu's body your temple?
>>128913882
Constructing a tent out of you're waifus skin?
>>128913978
Somewhere cold
>>128913002
Laying close to your waifu, embracing her from behind in the winter?
>>128914602
Letting her use one of your arms as a pillow?
Waifu absentmindedly playing with your penisAnd balls?
>>128914872
That sounds kind of lewd...
>>128914767
Nuzzling her neck and smelling her hair?
>>128915049
>liara
>hair
nah
>>128915249
>his waifu doesn't have hair
>>128915049
>hair
>>128914872
>absentmindedly
all right but is that with hands, mouth, g*ng*y, feet?
>>128915304
I can't find any hair on her head
>>128915852
She has eyelashes tbf
>>128915852
Dermal implants, bro. It's popular among the asari
Using waifu as a blood sacrifice? Feasting on her flesh afterwards?
Should I cure the genophage?
>>128920265
>healing savage brutes
Gas em, Gas em all anon
>>128920265
Should you send more food to Africa?
It's the same thing except you'll have a massive reproduction of a violent alien race instead of more reproduction of starving niglets.
Anyone got a .gif of Liara's dancing in the party?
>>128920265
Did you kill Wrex?
>>128922984
>>128923384
>Betraying your brother Wrex
>>128923908
Gotta break a few eggs
Wrex and Eve are exceptions, not the rule when it comes to Krogan.
>>128923908I actually never killed anyone and got the ending with most survivers in the control ending. I just enjoy making people take the renegade options.
>>128916805
>afterwards
>not during
amateurs
looky here boys and girls
>>128926737
also
>15 minutes till page 10
something special going on on /vg/ today?
>>128906528
>homosexuals were present way longer than libruls
No, that's a historical revisionism. Yes, a minority of men have sodomised each other in all ages but the gay identity where they are exclusively only doing that is a modern invention. Even today most "homosexuals" have had sex with a woman at some point. Being attracted to men didn't use to stop men from forming functional families and raising their biological children in the past. The homosexual made up identity is what's new, created to promote dysfunction in the west by commies.
>>128928435
>by commies
try jews
>>128928435
>SJWs trying to change written history
>again
>>128926915
Dragon's Dogma, etc
>>128930983
Iboughtthat. Its pretty fun actually, although the voice acting and stuff is anime-tier sometimes
>>128930983
>>128931154
never even took a look at that game yet
>>128932573
It's a weird one man, I'm usually a grumpy guy who hates and criticizes everything and when you look at it objectively, it's really mediocre in almost every single aspect, but for some reason my brain just will not let me dislike it or get bored of it, it's a really cool gem that is somehow greater than the sum of its parts.
>InfiniteSmartEsok
>webmshare.com/yK6vB
http://strawpoll.me/6568283/r
>jek in second place
surprising turn of events imo
>>128937740
whore lipstick
>>128937804
i'll cut you
>>128923908
No I didn't kill wrex, he was my bro in Me1. Is it weird I can accept violent aliens over nigs?
>>128932573
>Joker in the background ruining everything again
Getting frustrated with your waifu?
>>128942031
And then spanking her to death?
Sounds good to me
shep -ard
it's - good - to - see - you - again
liara is not Top Waifu mostly because of her annoyingspeech patterns
>>128944937
you - are - a - fag -got
>>128944937
please fuck off
>>128945369
>>128945201
>not having a bashful and qt quarian waifu dedicated to you
s.mh t.bh lads
>>128945757
Asari > dog shit > quarians
porn is the best
>>128945975
They aren't all vagrants ;_;
>page 9
what are you listening to /meg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Y41nWE3CE
>>128948624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcOt6mfjxeA
>>128949043
really like that book. film is just alright imo
>>128945975
baka desu senpai
>>128949208
I like both, they both have their merits. They're completely different which complicates comparisons.
Now onto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCt8hky4nqc
What is your waifu prognosis for Andromeda, anons?
>>128949387
>changing waifus just because a new game is coming out
>>128949489
>not having a waifu harem
>current year
>>128949592
if you have a harem then they aren't waifus they are sl*ts
this is autism 101 anon, figure this shit out
night meg
don't die
>>128928435
Because if there's one this we know communists love, it's the gays.
>>128893394
Why not just Dox the shit skin and mail him something illigal? Like 30 round gun mags? (anything over 5 here is illegal)
>>128868634
>>Italian colonists very upset.
Fucking lost it
Waifu breaks your heart
What do you do?
>>128954505
Break her body, then her mind.
>>128955281
Really?I'd probably go find somewhere to cry
>>128955457
Break her legs so she cant get away and then teach her her rightful place.
>>128955827
You wouldn't do that to Thanemancer would you? You monster! Even if she is a femtur thats just not right.....
Then again I am one to talk.....
>>128955827
Okay then
>>128955281
>>128955827
>>128956232
ded
If you guys were forced to choose a husbando who would it be?
>>128960456
you haha
>>128960490
Yeah... haha...
hey look, it's a prothean pyramid
>>128960868
what kind of spells can thanemancers cast?
HOLY FUCK... I feel stupid.
I only just now realize that the Fabrication Rights Management (FRM) that prevents duplication of technology in the Mass Effect universe is a direct reference to DRM in video games.
>>128962728
don't feel bad, only took you 4 years
/meg/...!!!
>>128893394
>Game play designer
As long as he stays away from the story this shouldn't be too bad.
Night, /meg/.
>>128944937
picture unrelated, right?
>>128946503
show me one that isn't
>>128948624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SkeJBzjQU
>>128949387
"progressive"
>>128961208
are those space marines? is that a necron pyramid?
Don't die!
>>128971907
Don't lie!
>>128972107
Don't cry!
So Liara totally fucked Feron behind Shepard's back right?
>>128972287
Yes
>>128972431
delet
>>128972461
You can try to hide from the truth but it's always going to be there in the back of your mind
>>128972583
Even if Liara was a sl*t like Miranda or Ash, there simply wasn't time for them to do that. Feron was literally getting tortured by SB for the entire time Shepard was dead outside of a couple days
>>128972651
Wait why's miranda a slut? Her standards were insanely high
>>128972743
Read her Shadow Broker dossier, friend
>>128972825
What about it? Isn't it just her turning a bunch of people down and finding out she can't have kids?
>>128972860
Inter-Relay Text Chat
Location: Omega
>To: LawBringerSR2
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>>128972860
She's trying to meet all these guys on the internet.
>>128972651
I'm sure she could have slid on that dick at some point. Probably gets off to drell torture and restraint.
>>128972969
sane individuals aren't attracted to frogs TM
>>128973026
>Larry
>sane
>>128973063
that's true i guess...
>>128972948
what a fucking sl*t
>>128972948
she just want to get a baby
>>128976681
so she's just fucking random strangers with good medical records?
>>128976960
well, how else would you get a baby if you dont want a relationship?
>>128977085
sperm bank
http://orig15.deviantart.net/c7f3/f/2016/017/e/f/samantha_traynor_sketch_by_eromaxi-d9ob1cw.jpg
>>128977392
didnt think of that but
... you want to stay off databases so cerberus wont know you have a kid
>>128972948
>tfw she just milked him for his semen instead of actually fucking him.
>>128979552
Still, being milked by Miranda is a lot better than most get.
>>128981079
would you let miranda milk you?
>>128949387
'Diverse'.
>>128962728
>only just now got it because you made that post
>>128981162
I doubt I could stop her.
>>128981452
forceful PI with your qt gf waiting unaware in the next room?
Oh come on, you just know she's jumping that iguana dick every time you leave the shadow broker base.
He fucking lives in that back room with all the comfy couches..
>>128981628
Does she use restraints or only her superior strength?
http://orig13.deviantart.net/b6c3/f/2016/018/8/e/somewhere_out_there___2_by_barbdbarb-d9oe26g.jpg
/ded/~!
A waifu with skinny jeans?
>>128986805
And when she wears thigh high boots over top, even better.
Lel, Brandon Keener's in The Division.
Haven't seen a
>GARRUS XDD
yet, though.
>>128988818
what aboutcalibrations
>>128986805
MANLETED
>>128989251
Wasn't that pic larger last time?
>>128989251
Is his two fingers covering her n*pples?
Also
>fairly large beard
>waxes chest
why
>>128989105
He almost sounds like an AI, or something, that calls out when enemies are approaching, when squadmembers go down, etc., so there could be a calibration joke in there.
Yesterday I took a nap and dreamed about my Mass Effect: Andromeda protagonist.
See you soon, Ryder! <3
>>128990597
>heterochromia
>>128990783
Only one of many things that make her speshul.
>>128990597
>>128983489
Biotic milk rank 4
>>128990597
>>128993454
and her description on her tumblr
>>128993662
is Vegan now a profession ?
>>128993662
I read 'hungry vegan'.
>>128994164
>because it stood out against the other quarians
Yeah, no shit, everyone else looks exactly the same.
A vegan waifu with a stinky g*ngey?
>>128994586
>vegan waifu
Never!
>>128995092
Even if she's cute?
>>128995662
vegans are disgusting.
>>128995767
As long and they're not trying to shove down my throat how morally superior they are I couldn't give less of a fuck that they're missing out on some good food.
Who is this Dick Ryder?
>>128996195
part of the Nova Corps
>>128996330
Says who?
>>128996454
Marv Wolfman and John Buscema, apparently.
>>128994164
>how 2 make waifu
>>128996028
What if their g*ngey stinks
a black waifu in andromeda?
>>128998654
mullet hairstyles for the protagonist in andromeda?
>>128993934
the way vegans advocate it and how they always spam the shit out of discussions about food and how much better they are you'd think it is.
>>128996330
It's Richard Rider actually. and holy shit man, the Abnett/Lanning Cosmic Marvel run was fucking amazing. The Guardians of the Galaxy movie is nice but just a poor imitation of the glory that is what spun out of Annihilation.
>>128998864
male nipple piercings?
>>128998654
Absodefinitely!
Nothing tryhard, though, and she can't speak with a ghetto accent. No tough black girl who grew up in the hood shit.
>>128999025
cute!
>>128996028
Yeah that is exactly what most vegans do 24/7 for some reason and that's why everyone hates them. Friend of mine is a vegan but good thing she doesn't do that. But then I remember some student vegans who were so fucking obnoxious I just couldn't stand them. And the sister of a friend of mine is that extreme version of vegan, you know, those who refuse using any kind of animal product ever and she hates everyone who doesn't do that. She lives in a small condo in a neighbour town now after breaking up with her whole family. only her brother occasionally shows up at her place. Holy shit man. Holy shit.
>>128998654
>black
>waifu
but that isn't possible.
>>128999025
you just know if they add a black woman they'll let her speak in a ghetto accent and constantly talk about how hard she had it in life and how all whiteys were born with a silver spoon in their mouths etc
>>128999284
Like, I get it. They wanna save the earth and the animals and whatever but they don't need to take it to the extremes. I don't have any vegan friends because I avoid anyone who seems a little too into tumblr.
>>128999025
What would her backstory be?
>>128999284
>extreme version of vegan, you know, those who refuse using any kind of animal product ever
That's literally what veganism is.
strawpoll.me/6568283/r
>2. Tali
>>129000198
>Liara
>Tali
>Jack
fairly gross results all around.
>>129000309
Liara and Jack are two of the best waifus though
>>129000352
hah, good joke anon
>>129000439
t. ashfag
>>128999656
>What would her backstory be?
It could be anything, man. Maybe she grew up on a colony, be it agricultural or mining, and she just wanted to get the fuck out of there. Or she just had a regular childhood and parents who were doctors, or some shit. Literally anything that's not da hood, doe.
>>128999656
>What would her backstory be?
She'd have a massive backstory
>>129001442
fucking hell it was supposed to spoilerass
>>128999885
We differentiate between two versions here, one is just not eating meat but using animal products that don't kill them like wool and the other is the one I described so I felt the need to clarify.
Why does /meg/ hate tali? She is literally THE best waifu
>>129001442
And her backstory would speak for itself.She'd make it clap, mayne.
>>129001869
talicancer are the bronies of the mass effect fanbase.
>>129001869
out
>>129001857
>one is just not eating meat but using animal products that don't kill them like wool
That's vegetarianism.
>>129001857
>not eating meat but using other animal products
That's a vegetarian.
>>129001209
I get the feeling she'd be Ashley 2.0
>>129002016
Who is this
>>129002073
>Who is this
me
>>129002174
LONDON
>>129002073
Fine, she'd bean xeno-archaeologist interested in ancient civilizations.
>>129002060
>>129002073
oh all right so basically the same distinction as in German (Vegetarier/Veganer), I thought since everyone here already gets mad about vegetarians and I never actually heard the word in English usage that there wasn't a clear distinction in English and assumed it was vegetarianism.
>>129001869
why does anyone like tali? I will never understand it.
>>129002174
That'sunfortunate
>>129002280
Much better, A+
>>129002364
at least i'm not a femtur
>>129002231
leave me alone silly krogan :3
>>129002309
Why does anyone like dickgirls?
>>129002454
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never pierce my hard shell-like exterior.
>>129002732
what about nerve gas?
>>129002309
Because she's cute
>>129002732
how about choosing to die pointlessly, saving a meagre few omega civilians by detonating a belt of grenades to take about like 3 adjutants?
>>129002838
Whether or not nerve gas works on turians remains to be seen.
>>129002945
Who gives a fuck about anyone on Omega
>>129002309
Of course you wouldn't understand. You prefer Syrian Men to Cute Girls.
>>129002921
but that thing isn't cute at all. it's just a cleptomaniac helmet in a suit with dog legs and a weird accent.
>>129002921
how would you know? you never see her face
>>129003008
sounds like a good research project desu (i can conduct research since larry (me) is a scientist)
Need a single parent waifu.
>>129003464
Samara
>>129003147
She's unique and cute
>>129003251
>needing to see face to be cute
>>129003606
>waifu's kids are 5 times your age
what do
>>129003909
they're also predatory sex vampires, so just avoid them? it's not like you have to go and have christmas lunch or whatever.
>>129004010
>waifu invites the kids to dinner while they're on thessia
what do
>stormtroopers have giant rebreathers and filters in their helmets
>doesn't filter out lethal toxins
most retarded movie I've ever seen
>>129003903
she isn't unique nor she's cute
>>129004206
you helped kill the first one.
the other one got impaled by a banshee.
the final one is either dead by your hand, or decides to never leave the monastery again.
it's really not a problem.
>>129004440
>or decides to never leave the monastery again
I think that was just for the duration of the war, until the monastery can be rebuilt. At least she's not the super qt one I guess
>>129003903
>Tali
>unique
>>128711856
I hope if /meg/ becomes less and less of a waifufag general towards the end of the year when Andromeda releases.
>>129004858
I want tohuff Thanemancer's plate shavings!
>>129004858
You're going to regret that when /meg/ turns into a massive uncomfy shithole
>>129004858
It will, and it will get a lot more shitposty too.
>>129004858
When ME3 was released these threads were extremely active and had a lot of good discussion going on. On the other end though it had a lot of shitposting and idiots.
>>129004328
Niether is Ashley or liara bit people love them
>>129005368
Please leave. You're obviously a massive plebeian with no taste in waifus
>>129004858
oh great it will be flooded by non-/meg/ anons or some other shit
>>129005368
ash and liara at least have something that tali never had
>>129005497
>Liara
>Ashley
>Miranda
>jack
>good waifus
Bend to your tali overlords you plebs
>>128969309
fallout
>>129005514
I'll take 10 shitposters and one person actually furthering discussion about the gameplay, lore, characters etc over the threads usual waifufags.
>>129005857
Minus Miranda those are the only good waifus.
Please, you might be more comfortable on http://talizorah.org/forum/index.php
>>129006058
>http://talizorah.org
I'm not going to access that
>>129006058
Wait, you people actuallylike ashley?
Lol
>>129006006
/fog/ used to be a small general like /meg/, quite comfy with occasionally interesting discussion. Guess what happened when FO4 came out and new posters flooded in.
>>129006265
Biggest thing I don't like about new releases is how fast generals get, it's hard to get any good discussion going on when there are 20 posts a minute and nobody can even see your post
>>129006389
It's frustrating when you're used to a slow general
I don't get it how a typical grunt like soldier ash is so into literature
>>129008670
ash is kept as behind as a grunt because of her family's legacy
>>129008592
Yeah I usually just leave it for a few weeks, will give me a chance to finish it spoiler free I guess though.
>>129006006
You don't know what you are wishing for, anon.
>>129008670
One of the biggest things about being in the army is waiting anon. Long, empty waiting. If you are not deployed, you literally have hundreds of hours of nothing before you. You can pretty much carry the smaller book with you all the times. When you are deployed, there is a lots of time too, but you will spend them mostly with sleeping.
Someone prepare and make the new thread, I have to go out.
is anyone making a thread ?
>>129011107
nope, this is the end. goodbye.
>>129011107
>>129011198
Nice talking to you all.
>>129012331
r e m o v e
let's move
>>129013225
>>129013225
>>129013225
>>129003903
>muh speshul snowflake
just look at you
>>128998957
The best part wasPhyla
>>129000198
>Only 1 Miranda vote
Triggered.