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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/zgMc3iu.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Always worried I could get banned for cheating or get too many reports for Overwatch
>People here tell me I'm retarded and not actually good and everyone gets Overwatch
>Still play very careful to the point of not looking through walls where enemies could be and letting people kill me when I'm unsure if they were loud enough for everyone to hear where they are
>Finally reach 150 wins a week ago
>Don't care anymore
>I just kill everyone
>Don't even bother hiding the fact that I have headphones anymore
>2-3 confirmed reports from Casual every day
>I just claim I'm global elite smurf and wiggle my mouse on purpose every time
>Today this happens in Competitive
>Feel really sorry and realize I've gone too far
Is there any way I can still get into Overwatch / at least avoid getting VAC banned?
>>Still play very careful to the point of not looking through walls where enemies could be and letting people kill me when I'm unsure if they were loud enough for everyone to hear where they are
what is that supposed to mean
if you aren't using cheats then you must have legit autism if you think overwatch is going to false positive a gn1
MFW when click on MLG Minor stream link and its twitch!!!!!
I wonder why MLG isn't using their crappy site to host the stream
Post ur awps and rate
My poorfag awp sporting my bois
>Pause twitch stream and open MLG.TV stream
>Inconsistent and choppy framerate
>Im on low settings and it's choppy
>close tab, go back to twitch
>Highest settings and it's smooth 30+fps no dips no stutter
And this is why no one uses MLG.TV
>rank up back to double ak after dropping from lem
that feel when back on the road to global
i literally cheat and only one person so far has noticed it and he was in my team
3 different accounts, one with 100+ games, one with ~60 games and one with 18 games and no overwatch so far
CSGO is probably one of the few games where playing at a lower res is advantageous to the player
quite moronic when you have pro players playing on $700 monitors in 1024x768 and whatnot
heres my experience
>use shitty old 17" crt monitor on 4:3 with 60 fps max
>buy a new pc and a 24" 144hz monitor
>instantly aim better than ever before
>grind out global within 2 weeks of buying new gear
>just finished a game of solitaire in 27 seconds, fastest I've ever gone
Just started playing yesterday and the game is pretty fun.
Haven't really played an arena fps since the original Unreal Tournament, so i'm still rusted as fuck.
Today i was enjoying a match, when something happened that made the game unplayable unless i'm holding tab.
I google'd it and people that replied to the same issue are saying that people with this should re-install.
Was wondering if you guys know another way and if not, how often this bug (or others that force a fresh install) happen?
Would really appreciate some help guys.
Well, i went to the options menu during a match to see what the key for using the chat was.
I didn't change anything and i made my way back to the game but then, instead of being able to move, i could see the mouse pointer.
I could only move and fire (and press esc, etc) while i was holding Tab.
I google'd it and it happened to more people, and most of the suggestions are for a fresh install of the game.
I maybe do 1 report every few weeks and got 3-4 people banned (that I know of)
It would surprise me if that already is too much
I don't think it would work for me unless I stop playing Casual altogether though
>Jumpthrow scripts will be forbidden
The last change will be the addition of Jumpthrow to the list of forbidden scripts. We have gathered feedback from players and after a voting the results were quite in favor of banning it which we now do.
>For our Intel Extreme Masters World Championship Katowice qualifiers on ESEA, those new settings are already in place for the qualifiers this weekend. For all other ESL leagues and tournaments we'll implement and update our configs and game integration starting Monday, 18th of January 2016 at 11:00 CET.
>looking at profiles
I always hate that fag that goes "WOW HE HAS 12 HOURS PRIVATE PROFILE 53 VACS ON RECORD GG HACKER SMURF JUST THROW GUYS"
I just like to know who I'm playing with / against, it's not like I have anything better to do during warm-up.
People with private profiles are almost always cunts, so there's that
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>Having a hard time to choose between the M4Gay1 and the superior A4
>we will never get the M4A1 in CSGO
Only rotate after bomb is seen, if t's fall back go back to your position or a slightly closer one to help keep them boxed in.
also you could try playing stronger positions where you can watch multiple chokes just by turning and moving a bit like catwalk on mirage or pit on inferno, highway on cache
>he uses 4:3 with no hope of becoming a pro
>he intentionally downgrades his own vision
>caring about vision in a sound based game
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
i just ate a shrimp sampler platter, ama
lets get some frequently asked questions(F.A.Q.'S) out the way first
>how many shrmp did u eat
the platter contained 40 peeled and deveined shrimp
>what is ur favorute shrimp sauce
cocktail sauce lol get it
>how much did the shrimp platter combined with sauce cup cost you?
about 11 american dollars
>what does shrimp taste like?
its good, it kind of tastes like fish
I had two friends watching my stream, then I said gtg on Teamspeak and instantly started browsing motherless random section because that's what I like to do when I'm doing playing
I then noticed the OBS streaming icon shit, quickly turned off the stream and logged off EVERY-THING------
god dammit why did no one tell me the risks involved with streaming
Ivory P2K. It's so simple and clean and it makes me feel that way tonight, and I don't think I'd ever be able to let it go.
USP-S Stainless is beautiful. So clean. I currently use a Business Class, however
Love the CZ Tuxedo for the same reason. Too bad I never use it.
This is my AK. It came with two disgusting foil signature stickers and a nametag, so I removed all of them because I'm never selling this thing.
I don't understand how the hell they thought out the deranks. I was nova 4 after 120-ish victories [in other words, I suck] and had so-so opponents for my skill level. Ever since I got deranked to Silver 4 i at least 20 bomb 4/5 games. And that's considering that my last competitive game before the derankings was in August, so I was definitely rusty.
I understand why they started changing the rankings, but considering that the ELOs are identical I don't see why I started facing opponents of such low skill level.
I don't understand how you can fuck this up. Just force the overall allocation of ELO to Mickey Mouse ranks in a way that resembles a Gaussian Bell Curve as much as possible. That way if the average ELO ranks change you can change the global distribution of Mickey Mouse rankings to keep it mid-heavy
What annoys me the most is that now I have to play with people who clearly are either super new to the game ["how do I defuse?" kind of] or that lack any sort of game sense. That combined with the CYKA BLYAT fuckers makes me mad as fuck.
is there anyone in csgo fatter than Spencer "with Jews you lose" Hiko martin?
That's just because of the recent sale.
I've never had any issues with cyka blyat, actually. You've set mm_dedicated_whateverthefuckmaxping to like 100 and live in the US, right?
My only issue with cyka blyat was when I matchmade with someone who was actually russian.
I'm in GN (aka shit) and everyone knows they're not hot shit, so there isn't a huge amount of toxicity but at least my teammates aren't silvers.
Unfortunately I'm living in Europe, so Cyka Blyat is a big possibility. It gets only worse when I go back home in Romania for the holidays.
Once I ended up in a team of 4 drunken Russians who were playing music on the microphone. Thank god for disable voice chat.
An addendum to this - MM is still pretty shitty as people on my team like to abandon, and there are often blatant smurfs who brag about it, but overall it's not bad if everyone uses the mic and is friendly.
About game sense - use your mic and call out stuff to your teammates, just keep it quick and concise. Often times it'll give them stuff they might have missed because they were preoccupied with a firefight. This is how I make most of my plays, actually - I can't aim worth shit and probably win 20% of my aim duels, so I smoke, flash my team in, and lurk like shit while listening for rotates and call out everything rather than making entry frags.
Silver aim, GN strats, that's how I got to GN.
Use the MM server picker. It's unlikely to stop you from queueing up with russians on Europe West servers, but will prevent you from connecting to Russian servers.
If you're wondering what it does, it's just a tool that adds servers you don't want to the windows firewall block list.
Keep in mind it might cause issues when watching GOTV casts, so disable it whenever you do that.
Just play the game on official servers, or use an idle server and go to sleep.
Also, don't unbox, I did it once and got an 8 cent skin from a case worth 50 cents plus the key.
Just fucking buy your skins.
>there are "" people "" who play this game and are silver or nova
i thought it was a meme
Still? I only encountered that kinda shit for like the first week of the rank patch.
DMG is average, most of the CS playerbase is below average in skill silly
Average means worse than me :)
>Standing still at CQB
lmao how's nova kiddo?
last game of the day relatives
watched some anime (Musaigen no Phantom World) and back to le in 6 wins
like this if you up
DMG was average. I was seriously below average.
Got to MG2, which was almost average before the great derankening.
Now I'm GN3, which is somehow above average even though I still play like shit.
It's good for mid range combat on eco rounds and it's moving accuracy makes it pretty good for applying pressure.
it's decent T side, actually, thanks to the moving accuracy. You can rush with it and prefire known CT spots, but why wouldn't you just use the Tec-9 for that?
On CT side you just want the deagle because you're holding static positions.
R8 has better damage output and accuracy at a distance, so you could use it like a scopeless scout and just light guys and let your mates push in for the kill. Or it can be used in positions where you can't really get close enough for a Tec-9 rush to work properly like headshot on Catche or spools on inferno. Also it's great for ADAD spam so challenging bitches is easier.
>CHRiSOAOW killed SnypeR with ak47 (headshot)
CHRiSOAOW killed JAMES- with ak47 (headshot)
CHRiSOAOW killed Rickehyo with ak47
SnypeR killed dexter with ak47 (headshot)
SnypeR killed BURNRUOk with m4a1_silencer
SnypeR killed Lightstep with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
Lightstep planted the bomb (4on3)
SnypeR killed zewsky with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
zewsky killed USTILO with ak47
Lightstep killed emagine with ak47
>Implying getting a knife is pure RNG and not a payout system valve implemented
same price now
You're probably seeing the smaller recoil pattern, but yes it is more precise.
Accuracy is in your hand, precision is in the gun
Agreed, moar bullets = moar killy killy. Also the a4 has a higher rate of fire and does the same damage as the a1, If you're playing long range maps like dust 2 you might want to switch to the a1. Cache and inferno really like the a4.
the silenced one has a more controllable spray pattern, you can stand still and fully auto it with minor punishment to accuracy. but with the a4, the recoil is high and you must fire in bursts standing still aiming at the chest for clean kills
>played a total of 20 competitive games
>consistently dropping 40+ kills and winning matches
>still silver 1
is ranking up supposed to be this slow?
>not just enjoying the small pond while you're in it
I've been trying to transition to the loud M4 but I can't handle it. It's a bucking fucking bronco. Bread and butter AR' shouldn't hang that far to the right as soon and as long as it does. It def has a better sense of stopping power but I'm two eye rolls away from going back to the M4 quiet.
Because then I can just forget the gun exists and stick with FAMAS + Utility or spend an extra $200 for the AUG.
>not just enjoying the small pond while you're in it
I'm not having fun, my team-mates are almost always brain dead slavs that refuse to speak english and my opponents are worse than bots
>team is composed of 2 GN2s and 3 SEMs
>other team is Silver 3s and a Silver 2
>I'm the only one on my team that doesn't die at the beginning of every fucking round
How the hell did anybody on my team get ranked higher than Silver 1
That's what I did but you can only bait so many times before the enemy catches on unless your playing against 4chan then they'll take the bait no matter how obvious every time
Guys, moe's girlfriend has kids. I never knew this.
Moe is the Louis Cuck.K of csgo.
He literally just said on stream "brb gonna go check on my girlfriends kids".
Why am I only learning of this now?
>people claiming it takes over 10 games to get a rank up
>im dropping 40 bombs man look at this screenshot of my one good game of 20 look!
takes 5 max, how bad are you, they don't even need to be wins
it was a pretty big meme a while back on csgog since hes a literal cuck
its funny because people mistake moe for an alpha, but actually hes beta as fuck
you can tell by his whiny rising inflection
People confuse "baiting" with "staying in spawn and waiting until the rest of your teammates die"
Baiting is letting your teammate go in first so you know where the other guy is and can kill him. Hiding in spawn and waiting until the rest of your teammates die is just shit play
>you dont "catch on" to baiting
Except you do. People with more than half a brain will start to realize "Hey this guy is waiting until I focus on his teammate(s) before he pops pup kills me maybe I should try a different approach"
>its literally bread and butter cs at the pro level its the main dynamic of the game
Doing the same thing over and over is the main dynamic of the game? Guess I'm playing the wrong game then.
get ur lol on @ /r/dota2 aka butthurtaboutcounterstrike.tv
I love the beta attitude of dotards "hey let us extend this olive branch" meanwhile high t gotards are like FUCK you and GET DUNKED and the low t dotards are like "n-no bully us it shouldnt exist"
there's comments in the kpop thread that are literally "oh yeah well wait till THIS ONE DOTARD beats up thorin and richard! then they'll never talk smack! man i hate those assholes, why can't they be nice?"
New player here, still unranked.
Why did nobody ever mention spread is tied to your velocity and isn't a "cooldown".
You can just strafe and then tap the opposite direction to reset your spray.
everyone loves the ak but that gun doesn't work for me unless im spraying from 5 feet away
in cs:s I could headshot anyone with it from anywhere but now I can't do shit with it
>They quite clearly didn't deserve an invite
What are you basing this on? One loss to a team that's about the same level as them?
What I really don't get is why Aus gets one invite, and one qualifying spot to the minor. That's 2 whole slots for the minor. We could fucking have our own minor and it'd be as good as the NA one that's going on right now. And it sure as hell would be 10x better games than IEM Taipei will have. Why do we have to send two teams off to stomp some random asian teams?
We're the strongest CS:GO scene this part of the world by far, and always have been. And we got a one slot qualifier for the chance to qualify for the chance to qualify for the major
One slot. That's it
>They quite clearly didn't deserve an invite
Fuck you. Fuck off with your NA minor. You don't deserve one. Then fuck off with your NA last chance qualifier. You don't deserve that either.
IM deserve an invite. They've been the red-headed stepchild of CS. Hell the whole Aus scene has.
I mean, sure you want to grow the Asian scene. That's great, have IEM Taipei. With qualifiers from all over Asia. Give them a spot for the offline Major qualifiers.
But don't restrict the Aus scene by doing so. Give us room to grow, please. We showed up at the Crown Casino tournament. Didn't you hear the atmosphere on the stream? We have the teams to compete.
But no, one slot. And we apparently don't deserve more.
>high quality oc
>posts the instant something happens
>no oc whatsoever
>awful post quality
>bad players bragging about their accomplishments
>low effort, uninformed posts
>90% of posters have a global flair
>pro player oddshots
>people posting moronic skin ideas for weapons, gloves etc
>clickbait threads of people posting silver league ACE's
>waaaah waaaah I deranked threads
Everyone seems to say it's like using bhop scripts...
Aren't bhop scripts external programs that bhop for you? Isn't jumpthrow literally a bind, not a script?
Half the people on rebbit argue that the change is making smokes more skillful and that smokes across the map was gamebreaking and stupid.
I can guarantee you that none of these shitties have learned any set smokes whatsoever.
Absolutely retarded how you can't do the same executes on different leagues now.
It's literally a console bind you fucktard and there's nothing to learn as a lot of jump throws just can't be done consistently and will therefore just not be used without the bind.
>I'm too braindead to practise and memorize smokes for all the maps so I'm happy when better players lose an advantage they had over me and the game becomes less execute heavy
No, i know what the jump throw bind is. I don't know if there's some way to bind a way to bhop, or if it's just some permanent jump as soon as you hit the groun thing.
Is a bhop script actually an external program or something done entirely in console?
fnatic, navi, tsm, c9, nip all came out against jump scripts last time it was discussed in the summer calling them and I quote "retarded"
makes sense too considering jumpscripts are a literal crutch for shitty playters
Also you are absolutely wrong, shitty players don't even practise smokes or use them to support their team.
Removing jumpscripts will just make some smokes unviable since they are not possible to throw consistently without it.
Why not add rng to normal smokes as well then?
You still have to practise and memorize the smokes just like any other smokes?
You can't practise the actual jumpthrow since the timing window you need to hit is too small for a human to do consistently.
theres so many more I cant be fucked to google all of them for shitties like you who dont know anything
the pros are nearly unanimously against jump throw scripts
its a crutch and removes skill
One stupid post means they are all against it, nice.
His argument is absolutely retarded, he says one button shouldn't be allowed to do two actions but then he makes an arbitrary exception by excluding buyscripts.
It's neither a crutch nor does it remove skill.
It simply adds more strategic variety to the game, removing it won't add any skillful aspect to the game, it will simply mean less possible executes/fakes.
yeah you are fucking awful, good thing its clear nobody who matters listens to idiots like you considering the decision that was made
nice job linking a single top player in support of scripts btw
You can place smokes anywhere on the map if you spent the time learning them?
How about you try refuting my point and listing even one skill added by removing jumpthrows?
the skill of timing smokes, the skill of run throw smokes which are what scripted smokes usually replace, the skill of knowing the larger amount of reliable smoke spots that are replaced by easier to do jumpthrows
get dunked on shitty you have no idea how glad I am that nobody listens to people like you, its such a relief
I could see the brs becoming damn good, just imagine living in br where your life is shit and you have literally nothing but cs
good environment to encourage relentless practicing
I don't think you even realize what a jumpthrow script does.
>the skill of timing smokes
Most jumpthrow smokes aren't possible to do consistently and will therefore just stop being used.
There is no skill you can develop to hit 8 ms timing windows consistently.
>the skill of knowing the larger amount of reliable smoke spots that are replaced by easier to do jumpthrows
So instead of learning a spot and point to throw at you learn another spot to point and throw at and now it's suddenly a skill?
Are you brain damaged? "Normal" smokes take just as much/little skill as jump smokes.
>get dunked on shitty you have no idea how glad I am that nobody listens to people like you
ESL is literally the only league that has banned it so far, neither Valve or the other big leagues have stopped listening to us "shitties".
Also you can find multiple pros disagreeing with JW in the tweet you linked.
They've made a pretty good name for themselves last year, especially at Dreamhack Winter.
>There is no skill you can develop to hit 8 ms timing windows consistently.
is this a fucking joke?
>csgo is such a shitty game that a ragtag group of brs can take 1st
yes being able to do something instead of not being able to do something and having a script do it is a skill
seriously its so fucking nice that nobody listens to people like you I really cant express how happy it makes me that theres no need to get shitties like you on board with changes and you can just be ignored while you bite the pillow and cry
Good argument, novashitters.
Literally everyone agrees on this, but you are welcome to prove otherwise.
Do you unironically believe you can consistently press a key at a timing of 1/15 of a second?
no I believe that if you are good you develop and memorize more complicated and more exhaustive smoke tactics that can be physically executed instead of more simple and more versatile ones that require a script crutch
aka skill and tactics vs shitties like you
good thing leagues decided on skill instead of crutch
Again, you can't replace what the script does with mechanical "skill".
All the skill there is to smokes is memorizing where you need to throw them.
Smokes that required jumpthrows before will either be replaced by smokes that can be throw without jumping (no skill added since you replace point and click by point and click) or will just disappear if they can't be done without jumping.
And again, the majority of leagues and Valve still allows them which makes it even more retarded to force pros to use different tactics in ESL tournaments.
>Again, you can't replace what the script does with mechanical "skill".
except that you can't, get it into your small little head that just because YOU can't hit a certain timing that everyone else can't either
>defending an automated script
>calling others bad
just fucking stop, it's beyond moronic
Even on a piano you don't press 15 keys per second.
And just assuming skilled piano players could do that, that's after years of hours of practise every day, so an unreasonable amount of time for something as basic as smokes which no pro will ever put in.
>Even on a piano you don't press 15 keys per second.
Why do I only get matched up with russians?
Sup gotards, gulagite here
I just started playing csgo , I played 1.6 more than 10 years ago. Why is this game a children's daycare simulator? I have played ASSFAGGOTS, RTS MMORPG, Fightan games and did not encounter this much twelvies. Are shooting games for children?
Only ONE league decided on it. Get some reading comprehension.
I don't know what you are babbling out more complicated and exhaustive smoke tactics.
Again, some smokes will be replaced with simple standing/running smokes, other smokes will just die off.
There is nothing complex or exhaustive here.
>except that you can't, get it into your small little head that just because YOU can't hit a certain timing that everyone else can't either
It's a fact that you can't, everyone agrees on it. No good team will gamble their executes on a chance of their smoke missing and turning against them.
>defending an automated script
nothing better than having a toke and playing some go
>I don't understand how analysis works
LG's brown skin must've activated the Swede's Cuckgene.
>analyst still downplaying LG
Nice 2-0 prediction you got there
How come the only teams that can beat LG are NA teams?
>muh loose style
feels good watching pugfags get blown the fuck out
>mfw PEOPLE ACTUALLY BET ON FNATIC
>70% bet on Fnatic
it's like they didn't even watch the faceit final, sure fnatic won but they still got outplayed and now pronax is gone and they have been playing consistently shit this whole tournament
>fnatic won but they still got outplayed
i'm assuming what he's alluding to is the fact fnatic won despite obviously having no fucking idea what they're doing. They have enough skill in the lineup to win without a plan, but once other teams stop shitting the bed and get their shit together, they've got nothing.
>Play like shit
>Waahh I shouldn't get kicked out because u r dumb ;)