Miss murder edition
>What the fuck is this shit?
Dirty Bomb's a free to play FPS and successor to games like Enemy Territory or Brink
>Is it p2w?
No. The merc unlock system is relatively merciful and as long as you're not a compulsive gambler, you can amass credits pretty quick.
There are also loadout cards with different rarity, but those aren't going to make you less shit at the game, and everything above bronze is purely cosmetic
You can easily craft them by trading up the dozens of crap lead cards you get
>How the loadout system works:
>Recommended loadouts (Updated but still a WIP - Not quite finished, give your feedback)
>How do I get this game?
>Join our steam group and play with us:
>Wanna play competitive?
>Tweaks and HUD customization
>Sick6's FPS config:
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
If that "[email protected]" thing stays true, then no. (I'm voting for the thing being fucking bulletproof, destructible only by explosives)
He'll have an edge in being the only engie with an AR tho.
If they gave him assault rifles, yes, but they won't I'm guessing. He will be another SMG merc. My guess, Blishlock, another SMG and the Hollunds.
His barrier will be good on Bridge, Terminal and Underground. Okay on Trainyard and Chapel. Bad on Dome.
How resilient the shield is also depends on cooldown. If it has like 250 health and a 20+ second cool down it will be shit.
Thunder was never good. SD will never buff him because their stupid and dont even play their own game once and a while.
Flashing your self was the only annoying thing. All they had to do was just make him resistant to his own concs, wouldn't even be OP because of how big a fucking target he is and easy it is to see when conced.
Friendly reminder to type setclantag /dbg/ in console!~ :3
Well the fact that you could be flashed all the way across Chapel was also kinda annoying, but they didn't have to reduce it so much. Old conc back and buffs to his lmg + Timik rework to make it something other than an M4 clone could make him somewhat viable.
No reason to believe them though.
Ass tier list
Who has the best ass
they didn't say he wouldn't have that gun, they said he just happened to use turtle as the platform to test the gun on and I doubt the sound guy would willingly go through the extra effort of having to spawn the gun on him, and like the other anon said, BR-16 is currently the only gun alongside Aimee's PDP that none of the mercs have by default
DAILY REMINDER THAT DIRTY BOMB IS SAVED
>Try vanilla Arty once at launch.
>Didn't like it.
>Arty in free rotation now.
>Dat quick artillery strike cool down
>can call in two artillery strikes back to back
>Only non vanilla card is got has a lead Dreis.
>Discover it's the shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle tbhfam
So what's the difference between kira and Arty?
Her pillar lasts longer and can be controlled right? Is that why she's so expensive? Is her cooldown as short as Arty's artillery strike?
I was pretty much spamming artillery strike....
-And if I buy Kira , she will have a Dreis loadout.
Cooldown is longer but laser has more killing potential per call in
The biggest difference between the two is the ammo delivery method and their speed/HP/hitbox...which makes a gigantic difference but you have to play it to understand
Think Proxy with a burst rifle/dreiss
People tend to walk into arty strikes a tad more than the laser. And by that I mean I think most people in pubs would benefit from a pair of fucking glasses.
AYO HOL UP
*withholds ammo packs*
SO YOU TELLIN ME
*charges defibs in a firefight*
YOU TRYNNA SAY
*throws uncooked frag grenade*
HOL UP HOL UP
*decloaks with katana*
*waits out entire reload animation*
*calls airstrike across EV instead of along it*
YOU SAYIN WE WUZ
*spends entire match walljumping in spawn*
YOU TELLIN ME
*stares at EV while teammate repairs it*
*places turret in plain sight*
I would have some amazing webms daily with all the hilarious shit phantomeme can do but fuck getting a better computer and actually recording
AYO HOL UP
*gets killed by a competent player and immediately leaves the game*
SO YOU TELLIN ME
*hides behind teammates ganking kills and not doing the objective*
U TRYNNA SAY
*spends large amounts of time hiding from enemies if there are no teammates to meatshield me*
HOL UP U SAYIN
*posts screenshot of pub loss pointing at KDR as a measure of skill*
*bashes other fps for not being skill based*
U SAYIN DBG
*records webms vs sub 10s*
IS TRASH PLAYAHS NIGGA?
*gets rolled on stream*
Click on heads
Dag with your knoife
Use smoke to cover plants, objective deliveries, and advances
Use smoke to make yourself harder to shoot
Use smoke to corner ambush and bait, most people expect you to be inside the smoke.
Don't forget smoke goes both ways
Don't blind your teammates
Press E whenever you see enemies until red appears over their heads
If red disappears, click E again
Redeye can be deactivated sooner for less cooldown
This is what I've done so far, my hands are twitchy as fuck because of alcoholism and because the aiming is not at all like it is in Tribes. What bugs me about the Red Eye is the movement speed and the gun, can I unlock shit for him so that missing a shot or two is not so critical? I would love a not-so-sniper rifle gun.
>it's a shitterbee showing us how shit he is again episode
How would I go about getting that Dreiss gun then? Just keep playing until I can craft loadouts for the Merc I want?
Also nigga the Dreiss is obviously some variety of G3.
So I'll just keep playing then. I won't be putting money into these kinds of games anymore after Planetside and War Thunder no more.
It's a mixed kinda feel when you used to know how to play twitch shooters but your life habits like alcohol and drugs messed up your fine motor skills. Like, I know how to do what I need to do, but my fingers aren't always up to the task, with all the wiggling and tremors.
Are the case drops any way relevant to the effort you put into the match, or are they just random?
I bet you played planes you faggot
You misunderstand. You can buy the loadouts with credits if you want to skip the tradeup dice rolling. 17,500 creds for the exact Bronze you want.
And no, case drops are random. You should get at least 3-4 through a day of playing, generally more.
Shit, that's right. The view when not inspecting looks a lot like an MK18, coming from a person who plays a lot of Insurgency. I always choose the MK18 when possible, and I recognize the features.
But then again, Dirty Bomb has these strange abominations in place of real guns.
I really like the visuals. I really like the whole game, I hope my hype doesn't die like yours does in this thread.
Ofc I played planes, and in arcade nonetheless. I have a full hotas+pedals stuff thing going on for me but just no, not viable for multiplayer.
Nah, the only strange abomination is the Blishlock, and even it's just a tacticool'd Thompson Submachine Gun. And the Tolen MP which is a MP5K with the front and butt sawed off. Everything else is identifiable.
>set clan tag to /dbg/
>stu bullies you on the server
You can play and get a bunch of stuff without having to pay money find the merc you like the most and play with them and only spend money on things you know you want.
Has the right idea buy a bronze of a loadout you want then just do'nt buy anything else till your sure on what you want then use the cases and cards on trading up
Also holy shit what happened when did this general become so ded?
>reddit niggers are so dumb they cant tell sarcasm without someone pointing it out for them
I haven't touched a PC in two weeks, I shouldn't be doing this well. Even if it's a russian server.
SO GOOD PLAYER!
You can always spot the useless shitter farming his KDR in a game.
Any good player would not only win, but win faster, with LESS kills, because his kills actually have an impact on the game.
stop naming your pictures numbers you nerd
>taking screenshots of rolls against low levels to look good on an anime imageboard
>literally playing to win when there is no reward for winning and no penalty for losing
I thought you were eating raz
Will I get fucked if I don't spend money on this game?
How balanced is it?
I've been playing for almost 300 hours and I never spent anything. I still don't have all the mercs, I'm missing three that I'm not really too keen on buying. I have a few cobalts, every best bronze and a couple cards inbetween.
>Is it p2w?
>No. The merc unlock system is relatively merciful and as long as you're not a compulsive gambler, you can amass credits pretty quick.There are also loadout cards with different rarity, but those aren't going to make you less shit at the game, and everything above bronze is purely cosmeticYou can easily craft them by trading up the dozens of crap lead cards you get
Neat. And presumably there is in-game voice?
aura and skyhammer are great mercs, so you dont have to buy new mercs immediatly.
even though there are obvious best loadouts for the mercs you'll be fine without them
and for the rare loadouts (solver, gold etc) they are only cosmetic
hell i didnt even knew what to buy from the store, because i didnt care about the skins, and i enjoyed the mercs i have.
but because i wanted to give the devs some money i bought one of the merc bundle
I'm pressing X and it's not doing anything.
Do I need to install the game for it to work?
>Destroy the generator of the right in trainyard
>Suddenly everyone goes to the left
>They repair it
And thats not even counting the medics that didnt heal after i killed all the enemy team
dedbomb is no longer fun
i should probably quit vidya and find a new hobby
I dont get whats "cool" with this webm, why even bother making it from the start?
it's advanced tactical recon stealth action gameplay, man.
Spent ~500k on Christmas cases, got 2 special editions. Problem?
You are so Kawaii :3
Why yes kaur! Wanna be friends with animegirl and me? What can go wrong!
Friend, I think you mean to post in this? >>128755510
That was from September, we've beaten that salty fucker without subz more than once since then.
>gf buys phoenix instead of phantomeme
do i dump her?
Our team isn't looking any better.
You may have beaten him but you haven't beaten me.
Yes. Dedicate your life to Phantomemeing, there is no time for women.
>support gf to go with your engi or assault main
Never change, 4chinkz
Your crappy rockets fly so slow I'll shoot them down midair before 360 noscope headshotting you.
He went vasili and I kept destroying him until he raged
am I a good gf, /dbg/?
I have a date with a boy in 3 hours /dbg/, what merc do I tell him I main to impress him?
Give in to absolute pleasure.
i might not be, but hes a cutie and hes bad at videogames
you know it takes 40 minutes to do a 20 round mission
and half the time you don't even finish your other ones
I could easily do the two other missions in one match, the execution would take three and I'd earn more credits playing stopwatch
>have 3 ops
>do all of them in one game, endgame screen shows all three op slots on cooldown
>go back to menu
>same three ops on my list
>never even got any money
this game is fucked man.
the poster below me is shitterbee, dont believe him
Pfft, I was speaking to you. Noone would ever refer refer to shitting around on Vassili as "doing good".
bruh, pls stalk my reddit and see how much I even post there
>sounds like a weenie
>implying anyone wants to stalk you
Its the Steam Trading Card art.
PA PA PA PA
PA PA, PA-PA
MA MA MA MA
MA MA, MA-MA
>unironically complaining about mister dial-up modem sound when moving
NOT WITH ENGIMA HE AINT
>enigma makes it last less then fucking heartbeat sensor
You can just look at him
With your eyes
You can just listen for him
With your ears
You can just shoot him
With your guns
Its not fucking rocket science; it's video games.
For some reason I can snipe faggots from across the map with burst rifles, but I lose the easiest fights with assault rifles and sometimes smgs. And my shotgun accuracy is the highest of all weapons. What is wrong with me, /dbg/?
Fucking rushdown tryhard Aura players are worse than Sparks.
I fucking hate them and there stupid little jumpy fucking I put my healing station down bollocks. I fucking hate them. Fucking niggers.
Yes I know how to deal with them. Its just really really fucking irritating. Like their fucking medics fucking heal and res your team, your worse than fucking Phoenix and you'll be lucky is that cunt res's anyone but himself.
I have 348 hours in this game.
When should I expect to see a cobalt card.
I have only received two gold cards in total.
The amount of lead I have is ridiculous.
But first let me spill my virgin seed into Miss Murder's fertile womb, consensually or not, it makes no difference to me.
dude I have 300 hours in the game, haven't bought anything and this is my inventory
why haven't you been trading them up as you get them like a normal human being?
>that arty, aura, and thunder
Not him but that's what you gotta do. Buy the specific loadout you want to play the game, then turn the shitty leads into irons, irons into bronze, bronze into silver, etc. Its guaranteed that rarity. And you can reroll higher bling cards to get different ones.
I bet your dick is chopped up too you fucking retard lol
and I have these mercs so I haven't been excessively buying cases
>When should I expect to see a cobalt card.
>I have only received two gold cards in total.
>The amount of lead I have is ridiculous.
you know you're supposed to trade them up, right?
Bush is still the better pick in general. Fletcher is outright broken on Bridge and Underground, but on open maps like Chapel he's objectively inferior to Bush "I can't believe it's not an assault rifle" Wacker
>the only "buff" Fletcher's stickys got was lock-on getting fixed
>this actually nerfed the default arming time and lock on now only makes it slightly faster then it was before
Face it, Fletcher was always good. Only now the vocal minority of shitters are starting to realize it.
>no thunder in the hitbox section
that, his speed and his "ability" are probably the biggest problems with him at the moment. You cant be a aggressive crowd control pointman if you move as slow as Ryno and have a hitbox just as fucking big.
It's not that he was good or bad it's just that it took quite some time for people to figure out how to unlock his potential. And for stickies to stop randomly disappearing, too.
I think he was meaning when you throw them and they would disappear, which wasn't even a problem since it only ever happened if you switched to the detonator too quick. Apparently there are loads of people that don't realise you have to actually throw the bombs first before you can detonate them.
Back with news, took a little adjustment but I shoved an ammo station on the left stairs at the first point of Chapel and thoroughly confused the fuck out of the other team. They just kept trying to run through it. Then they got set on fire.
Molotovs really fucking hate stairs though don't they, just vanishing through the floor.
One final game with Sparks before the nerf. God shes OP as fuck.
Pretty happy that Sparks is getting nerfed but its just damage drop off, so she'll be just as good at batting people in the face and more importantly ressing people.
Now they just need to fucking fix shotgun damage and then Aura's might start acting like medics as well.
Oh who the fuck am I kidding nothing is going change in this game.
You may only reply to this post if you play Dirty Bomb with your gf or bf.
betas need not apply
>Tsuka literally doing nothing but longjumping across the street in front of your reticle
Fuckin weebs lmao
Whenever possible call it off walls behind people and sweep it over them so they don't see it coming.
Also you can call it off any vertical structure as long as it doesn't have anything above it, like a ledge or overhang.
A good example is attacking Trainyard last stage and you want to clear out behind the delivery spot...you can call it off the yellow fans sticking out above that little garage where the defenders come out of (without exposing yourself) and then sweep the ground below.
If you need an escape, call it down right by you then run away and spot the ground in front of you to make it follow you...idiots will literally follow you and get run over.
Also I laser charge down the left alley on Market all the time and it clears out whoever is camping there and if you're fast enough the back of site as well.
Idk just be creative.
I bet you like that buck teeth raz
Yea her mouth is huge and always ready for the D
she looks like she does porn
>literally just run into the lab as phantom and grab both the cores mid fight
hes so hilariously good at particular part its insane
>Thunder has Fragger's LMG
>Fragger has Thunder's LMG
>first game with him
>7 KD 900 points per minute
>racking headshots like crazy
How the fuck can you even lose as a defender with this guy? Running out of bullets is his only weakness!
>first game with him
>7 KD 900 points per minute
>racking minigun kills like crazy
How the fuck can you even lose as defender with this guy? Running out of Auras is his only weakness!
To be fair, he installs some flat screens in the EV towards the end there
he also won the game
Friendly reminder to type setcantag /dbg/ in console!~ :3
>sparks nigger facerolling everything
>conc his face in and mow him down
>after 3rd death he switches to bomb nigger
its like fucking pottery
>doesn't show up on his mercs you've seen
when you switch sides the mercs someone has reset to only what you have seen them use
Nigger I literally main the worst mercs in this game dont even start with me
At tha beginnin of a match, tha playa is placed on either tha comin' at or representin' crew n' must complete various objectives up in order ta win tha round, while fightin both tha opposin crew n' tha clock. Da playa can chizzle up ta three mercenaries, or 'mercs', ta play as durin tha round, n' can switch between dem freely between lives. Crewwork n' communication is straight fuckin encouraged durin tha game, hinted at by tha mobilitizzle ta revive 'downed' playas, as well as tha fact dat bein tha 'lone wolf' often leadz ta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short game. Da gameplay is based on Splash Damagez previous titlez Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, Enemy Territory: Quake Wars n' Brink, like fuckin similar classes, gameplay objectives, n' certain classes havin access ta abilitizzles like placin ammunizzle packs, healin stations, or sentry guns. Da main goal of tha comin' at crew either begins by repairin n' escortin a Extraction Vehicle, abbreviated ta 'EV' in-game, ta a predetermined location, or ta plant C-4 on a cold-ass lil certain target. Da objectives afta dat point is mo' varied from map ta map; fo' example, on tha maps Trainyard n' Bridge, tha attackers' goal is now ta loot data cores/drug samplez from tha representin' crew n' serve up dem ta a helicopter, while on tha rest of tha maps, tha objectives is only ta fuck wit various targets fo' realz. Also available on each map is 'side objectives'; objectives dat aren't mandatory ta complete yo, but assist tha comin' at crew up in completin they illest goal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack fo' realz. Attackers is encouraged ta take advantage of these side objectives before tha representin' crew be able ta seize dem wild-ass muthafuckas. There is currently three playable game modes: Objective, Stopwatch n' Execution mode.
>somebody ask a shuffle