game is rng edition
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed] [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
1.6fag here, jesus christ what happened to cs?
How can people play MOBAS?
I mean, literally, HOW?
It's just some shitty 2D-like (yes, only 2 axis) game with stupid shit running around.
Even n64 was superior to that with the 3D games. At least play World of Warcraft or some shit where you can jump and fly baka
the fact that it punishes you for jumping makes it way better actually and bhopping was better
xhair isnt shit but its meh at best
>implying go isnt more rng
the movement speed while scoped wasn't op
I know I've had a lot of filler episodes but the finale is coming don't worry
but you can change fov in the console???
in the beta there was no view punch while firing and unlimited fov
cs players demanded they change both
>get really mad
>push both headset sites against each other really hard a few times
>sound is completely fucked
>cracks and there's no bass in right side
fuck..... Heat of the moment I'm a fucking retard
we all know that feel bro
I used to spend around that long but now I know bread and butter ones I find I use and I keep forgetting the niche ones in the heat of the moment
I know nades for executes on all the maps now though, including reserves
why do CS players have the shittiest taste in electronic music?
you shouldn't make jokes kids!!!!!!!!!
aggravated assault is serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got to work, is it time to call everyone a Reddit tourney fag? This general is so much cozier when there is no tourney on...
pic is now daily reminder
why do cs weebs have the shittiest taste in electronic music?
I would be salty too if Valve didn't give a shit about my game and released updates like that revolver one.
So how is our cute boy going to do?
>Most important DotA2/CSGO tournament of this month
>Less viewers than weekly LoL games
Thanks I got cancer from that. One of the things I hate the most in this world is busybodies who have to police the way other people act and but in into everything. Loda's a big boy, he has to care for his cuck-child and monkey, I'm sure he can stand up for himself.
It's funny how much Riot viewbots twitch numbers. Even when nobody popular is streaming and no tournament is going on they somehow always have over 100k viewers.
With pages of small streamers with 5k viewers
So is our cute boy about to tear up some Ukrainian autists?
wouldn't swipe right out/10
It just happens sometimes.
Make sure you have the same posture with your chair and arm. Also make sure you have the same amount of energy.
And most important, just DM until you get it back. Sometimes it takes more than 1 hours
but somedays im a dm monster, just running around and murdering everyone, other days i have a sub 1 kd
i prefer ffa dm so i don't have to run around forever looking for frags
it really pisses me off, maybe its just in my head
low rank detected
it does and it also has smoothing unless you use a rawinput.exe to disable everything
although its nice that you're "pretty sure" without having any knowledge about the subject
That pretty much proves nothing, nice man.
I just want to say, if you are a normal human being, all you need to do is DM a shit ton at a reasonable sense and you will get better. People who don't know why they aren't improving or think they don't have that natty talent are being tards. Just stopping jumping into your fucking mg match makes and spend days where you only dm and maybe play one real match make. You'll get better.
>Just stopping jumping into your fucking mg match makes and spend days where you only dm and maybe play one real match make.
s1mple has his off days as well.
he's currently switching res and crosshair like crazy in fpl, check the last broadcasts
the reason he always performs at lan and is consistent is because he always plays 800x600 there, which makes the mouse feel a lot more natural and therefor consistent.
A better example would of been Hiko, but since he's not using the meme resolution anymore he whiffs a few times as well
Try a different approach.
Are you a rifler? Hop on the recoil map and see with which sens you can control your bullets the best.
Are you an awper? Leave zoom_sens value on default (1) and fiddle around with the normal sens
>winning less than 7 rounds on your best map
What the FUCK is wrong with this team?
>mfw people actually thought Renegades would become a top 10 world team
sure but if someone plays at 6000dpi and 8ingame, and play well, that doesn't make their settings optimal.
english is not my first language, but what I am saying is DM>MM if you want to improve. Once you play MM after lots of DM, it will seem easier.
>DM > MM
Maybe MM, but not PUGS.
DM is for getting warmed up, but the real aiming you learn in PUGS and normal 10mans.
Knowing the angles and peeks is more important than muscle memory
>this is a player for renegades' lol team
>6000dpi and 8ingame
That's an idiotic argument. I'm talking about sensitivity within reason. If you look at pros, it's roughly between 1 and 3 sens with 400DPI. Once you're there, it's all a matter preference, simple as that.
What I was saying was directed towards those who haven't moved past MM, lower than smfc players who play a lot. They just need to improve raw aim. Obviously the higher skill level you play at the more other factors start to play in.
I don't think we are really arguing but, I will say that many good players play at around 400dpi, 2ingame or something close to that. So for someone looking for a good sense to start at, that would be a good place.
>400dpi, 2ingame or something close to that. So for someone looking for a good sense to start at, that would be a good place.
Yeah, I pretty much agree. It's more or less the average, so anyone can just add or take away to adjust to their liking.
People still play LoL?
>go watch a brief glimpse
Oh, it's the same shit meta I remember three years ago, hell, they are even playing the same heroes and the same items.
Why do people like this again?
thanks for the (You)'s
We are memes
I don't even think my friends play League, they never talk about their games but they are constantly talking about games in LCS or whatever. Pretty sure all they do is watch it
>tfw cs was made for high test alphas
Feels good brehhs
They play a game they literally can't tell people they play, that shit is so fucking gay. One of my co-workers was trying to explain to me the "meta" in LoL and he just came across as so autistic.
Also, everyone prepare for Na'Vi fags to get BTFO
overpass is a great awp map, but its very hard to awp on
its not like dust2 where you can always keep your opponents far away from you, you can get overwhelmed fast if you arent good
typical high test cs:go player and a low test mobabb
It's a pretty straight forward map man what's to understand?
It feels so open. Playing T can be fun when you have so much freedom but it's also very easy to get backstabbed by CTs. Playing CTs is scary as fuck and defending against B rushes can be a nightmare. It just seems incompatible with how I like to play the game. My favourite maps are Cache and Inferno which might tell a lot.
>there will never be a 40k theme shooter
>people will forever circle jerk over boring modern military themes
that's basically a gears of war clone.
I want a red orchestra type game where 100 hundred orks charge a gunline of 100 imperial guardsmen. It'll be like battlefield too, with jeeps full of ten orks speeding into the trenches
>anime hate is a meme
uhh you aren't this retarded are you, we all know the difference between a weeb and some retard who put an anime pic as his avatar. It's honestly funny, because weebs will either get really defensive or they will get really quiet. Anime literal forces you to be a beta, because it's made by the most beta race on the planet.
>planet side 2 can have literally 1000 players
>Warhammer game is 5v5
I love playing CT side on Overpass personally. There's lots of dynamic ways to hold points and plenty of interesting ways to rotate. Also I find the best setup is 1 long, 1 mid/bathrooms, 1 connector, and 2 playing various spots around B.
>mfw people keep posting "-rep" on my steam profile as if i would be bothered by it
>look at all my +rep
>obviously I can be trusted
>can just delete any comments you want on your profile
Why do people thing the +rep/-rep shit is a fuckign viable system. Oh wait they trade virtual items in a fucking shooting game for 12 year olds so obviously people are fucking retarded.
Children and autists who jerk it to fucking literal drawings. There is no argument for watching anime, but if you do, you definitely should not advertise that shit.
Thank god weebs mostly stick to that cuck my shit up shit like mobas.
It's because the curve of "not screaming at everyone for being retards might not actually help the situation at all" curve comes up so fast in CS:GO.
You either learn to cooperate or you get nowhere.
Does anybody actually give a shit about profile rep?
Usual first words in my cs matches
>time to fuck some shit up
First words in a dota match
>give me tango x3
>I GOT COURIER YOU BUY WARDS
>why did you pick another mid hero *types gg*
This is like 80% for both.
Also, does anyone else notice that when you start on ct inferno side, your team mates are the chillest.
I collect -rep and I don't even trade tbqh
full metal jacket is a shit meme movie when will these autists stop forcing it
>Also, does anyone else notice that when you start on ct inferno side, your team mates are the chillest.
It's either that or underage monkeys for me. It's fun when people realize to take it relaxed enough, but it's terrible side to play if the rest of the team has no clue but is still trying really hard.
Inferno is not perfect, but it's a fun map.
It's the same thing where people just add meme in front of some things, like meme game, meme band, meme vegetable etc.
It doesn't mean much and everyone talking about it seems to have a different definition. The only constant is that it's something people talk about.
feel free to check this 4 while you're at it!
>The meme was conceived as a "unit of culture" (an idea, belief, pattern of behaviour, etc.) which is "hosted" in the minds of one or more individuals, and which can reproduce itself, thereby jumping from mind to mind. Thus what would otherwise be regarded as one individual influencing another to adopt a belief is seen as an idea-replicator reproducing itself in a new host.
So, saying things are a meme is actually, academically, a meme.
>play faceit in a subscriber league
>be 8 and then 5 ELO off gold promotion which meant I lost 387 ELO just from 'muh monthly reset'
>start stacking with some swedes my friend met
>tilted for D A Y S
>drop another 200 ELO this week
>probably gonna be bronze next month
faceit rank 7 -> 3 in 14 days
Feel like I might aswell just quit and forget about this game. I'm too deep into the trench it's just embarrassing at this point.
don't really understand why you are taking shots at me, belarus is a really shitty country and lukashenko is basically a dictator. deny it if you want to i don't really care what you think.
>“...let's put it straight, 'serfdom'. We'll give all powers to governors. You cannot quit...The government agencies will receive all powers in the nearest week. Don't expect unlimited freedom any more.”
- President of Belarus, actually promoting serfdom.
faceit has a better playerbase (at the top of the ladder) and better cheat protection since theres active admins
but holy shit the ranking system is retarded, like fully retarded
uh i don't know who tf u think u are but i'm the only one who posts webms here pls frig off
bout to prove you wrong senpai
this was welfare rank lem
did someone say choke
beyond retarded. The ELO decay is stupid and I have no clue why everybody loses the same ELO across the board when you stack.
don't even get me started on their support. I wouldn't even have dropped the 200 ELO last month if they would have atleast looked at one of my two tickets.
>tfw you will never EVER beat someone darker than you to death
how the heck do you get 4 and I only got 3?
I would but the viewmodel patch valve did forever ago fucked it all up and You can't put your ironsights at the middle of the screen anymore.