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so i've had 3 weeks of killing every boss on normal and some in heroic and my shipyard mission for hellfire loot just hasn't popped up in 3 weeks
also, would it be a shit thing to just join groups on kumrock / gore / xhul / soc / manny for tier every week?
i don't give a shit about any of the bosses, i just need my fucking tier
Looks like you walked into the wrong alley kiddo...
Do I need to be gay to join your meme regime?
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i deleted everyone, i had a mental breakdown when someone called my cellphone on a blocked number and asked me if it was lynris' phone
i wont be adding anyone from wowg on btag again im sorry, i changed my btag and i dont want anyone to know what it is
>do kazzak for the 6th week in a row
jesus h. christ this is breaking my spirit senpai
Hanging out with bandas will do that sometimes.
No one wants to kiss my undead.
I think I'm not qt :(
IT'S NOT WORKING
That blows dicks.
Also, not a very well-adjusted adult reaction, but still.
sorry but im done i cant deal with the stalking and videos anymore my dad found the youtube ones and it was humiliating to have to explain to him why they even existed and my brother straight up accused me of making them myself and i had to convince them all i didnt need to go back to the hospital because i wasnt having a break while i was having a mental and emotional breakdown because of the cell phone thing, which made it even more difficult to deal with
if you want to talk to me u can just mail me on wra or whatever, but i doubt ill be playing for a long time, i deleted the game from my hard drive and all of my screenshots as well, i also got angry and threw my mouse and its completely destroyed, so i literally cannot play games because i do not have a mouse
What race should i be? What class?
And depending on faction, what server?
fem cow paladin that weld the best weapon forged in the world
It's okay, friendo.
Dead guy sends his regards.
oh wait its male. hello sir badass
I never see qt Tauren, it's a pleasant surprise to see.
>steelforged hammer (prettiest one-handed mace in the game) is fucking huge
>looks retarded being sheathed onto my hip
i look like i've been impaled, why can't it just go on my back like a twohander and then be one-handed when wielded
is there a site where i can see all the current BiS gear for my spec? i just got a ilvl720 pair of legplates from mythic UBRS and i'm wondering if they're worth upgrading or not
t. pvp hero
Should i go alliance or horde for my first character?
This choice is harder than it first appeared.
Probably going Warlock, by the way, love the idea of summoning shit
>someone tries to pose as me
thank you based mod
Johanna is cute! CUTE!
Fuck all you haters. She's the best hero.
ama about world firsts, gladiator titles and generally being a rad dude
hello rad dude. do you like fem gobs?
No not really, they are at least better than the furry races though
thats ok buds, keep hanging out in the general and you will learn the who's who of wowg pretty quick. everyone was new once!
i see. well belf is my #1 would bang and 2nd best ass in wow
hey uh please dont speak to me in that tone until you have at LEAST 2 (TWO) world first kills to your name thanks
yeah and what a difference that made (lol)
glad your tastes have gotten better senpai
>mfw i have been laughing for 10minutes straight
¡Hola amigos, soy yo, es su muchacho, Asmongold!
Can someone help me remember a twitch stream? I watched their stream a lot during MoP
>boyfriend and girlfriend share stream
>did challenge modes a lot, and had them as stream giveaways
>had slimes as sub emotes
>girl had white hair
>guy never showed himself, only voice
no this is the only raid leader I would and if you disagree you have shit taste and also fuck you
Squirt day, boys
go grab dem pets to level now, easiest powerleveling of your life with a Enchanted Broom+Weebomination+CarryPet
but theyve banned some of the most autist avatarfags
>bills itself as a wowg discord
>its actually just a discord for people the admin likes
just call it what it is my man, ERP circlejerk
I solo'd Ji-kun on my ~700ilvl prot warrior with no problems, but I cant even get her down past 30% on my 690 prot pally.
I thought warriors sucked ass soloing old content compared to pallies, what the fuck am I doing wrong?
I legit don't know how you're dying to that, so try go ret and see if you can burst it down because it barely melees for anything it's only stacks that eventually deal damage.
>be in full pvp gear 705ilvl
>join premade mythic UBRS group
>tank immediately starts talking shit about my gear
>proceed to top dps through the entire dungeon
except for lynris she's very nice and has tanked entire mythics without as much as a peep apart from the occasional "PLEASE (don't) BULLY"
:333 i cant iamgine anythigne beetter T B h
While it's true I hate her fucking guts, I'm not a child.
Literally everyone is welcome until they prove by their actions that they shouldn't be there.
So, even if she IS in the discord
Jesus christ, so much shitposting everywhere.
should i grind sha'tari rep wowg? the mount looks pretty fucking cool
You caught me.
I enjoy copious amounts of tauren dong in all of my holes.
>Lordaeron knights named their steeds after qualities, e.g. Courageous and Invincible
Have you named your steed, wowg? I named my argent charger Determined, after the lengths I went to get one.
its not autism if its for RP
Bretty nice, we killed 4 bosses on mythic hfc last night with little to no trouble, too bad our moonkin had a sick child so we had to call a bit early and couldn't kill Kil'rogg on the same night. It's a bit hard to progress on gorefiend if you only raid two nights a week and shit like that happens
Any expert mythic fury warriors that want to give a newbie advice?
post btags please.
here's my honest advice
pick another class
you're gonna have a shit time in PVE until you get your 4p and trinket
and then you'll have fun until you see that even retribution does more single target damage than you
this is coming from someone who's mained warrior for 11 years
never click shit when enrage is not up
unless that shit is bers rage
execute > bsurge procs > r blow at 2 charges > wild strike > r blow at 1 charge
use ur talents on cd
you only have 1 offensive cooldown
macro /yell CRIT ALREADY U PIECE OF SHEAT
How big dick should mage deeps be at 721? I feel like my damage hasn't improved all that much for Arcane since around 710. 65k on Kormrok, 51k on Soc, 81k on Xhul and 51k on Manno. I was Arcane on Soc and Manno, Fire on Korm and Xhul.
Should I drop the Arcane spec and swap to Frost for the other fights? I'm mostly geared for Fire, I only play Arcane because fire sucks on some fights.
You're better off being Arcane/Fire. You're probably sucking balls because you're playing fire in non bis and being Arcane while you're probably gemming/enchanting for crit.
Do you have class trinket/pof or tier/legendary ring?
I have normal class trinket and normal PoF for Arcane and 4p for Arcane, Sandman's Pouch and Heroic DSI for Fire. I have enough crit to hit 100% with Sandman's up, alongside nearly 50% Mastery but only 3p tier. (One tier piece is normal chest, so I use Ancient Gorestained wrap as Fire and have 3 tier pieces)
DPS seems fine as Fire, most fights I play it I hover around 70k (I did 67k on Tyrant last night despite forgetting to change out of my Arcane gear and so having on 38% crit). I have Legendary ring, but it's only 738 at the moment and it's being popped by our ret paladin (we only have 2 melee DPS...)
The real issue is the fights where fire just doesn't work, like Killrog or Soc. I just can't make Arcane work.
friendly reminder that if you play a healer in 2v2 arenas then you shouldn't be running around pillars like a monkey with down syndrome. if you do this then you are the cancer killing fun in arenas
Fire works fine on kilrogg, you should typically get your 2nd sand mans proc as you exit the phase just in time for the ring and lust. I played fire on it once and got a 11 million ring pop.
I don't really know how to help you more without any kind of logs to look at.
First night, this is before I got my ring.
Second night, I have my Ring at this point. I'm the fire mage, obviously. We were trialing some new people for what it's worth. One of the apparently didn't know how to do runes on Kormrok...
Ah, like I said earlier, I was still in my Arcane gear when we pulled Tyrant, I forgot to change pre-pull. <40% crit using Normal Prophecy of Fear and Normal Class trinket is pretty nasty as Fire.
I myself hate that we need to rely on the inscription trinket, it procs at the worst times, I'd rather much have fire mage class trinket reduce the cast time on fireball by say "40%" for the heroic version, it'd solve the single target problem a lot
We almost had it good. On PTR the on-use Crit trinket from Killrog could be equipped by Mages. Then they slapped on Spirit and made it a healer trinket. I really wish SMP would be changed to an On-use. It would help so much.
I was a little bit upset when i realized desu.
So just quickly looking over some things, you're fuckin here. You're using your cooldowns off sync with the ring, this is turbo bad. You need to know when your raid is popping the ring and use your cooldowns with it.
You're using Blazing speed instead of Ice Floes, you should use Ice Floes for better uptime, a huge part of dps is just fundamentally making good use of your globals, being able to always be casting and not spending time doing nothing.
As far as that Manno parse goes the mis-timing of your cooldowns is really hurting you.
I have every class 2x and still with void storage gear wont fucking fit
Sandman's is on a 115sec ICD which means it should be up every time the ring is off cooldown which is when you're going to start combusting anyways. The problem is it has that 15% which can fuck you, I've had pulls where I don't get the chance based proc until after the ring buff has expired, which then means it's off sync with the ring for the rest of the fight also.
It's a little be better then in BRF when you just hoped Oregorgers would reproc for every combust.
Ah, that's a good point. I'll have to speak the the guild about that, currently the ring is getting popped basically whenever and it's not being called. I literally got my ring an hour before that raid so I hadn't even considered it.
>Sandman's is on a 115sec ICD which means it should be up every time the ring is off cooldown which is when you're going to start combusting anyways
Unless you're saving the ring for another phase. Or, unless the trinket procced on trash and is still on CD (or you've just equipped it, which puts it on a full CD). SMP is generally just a pain in the ass no matter how you slice it. It would be far more usable if it was manually activated, but this is Blizzard, fuck nice things.
As far as a raid environment goes you should be making sure it's not on cooldown before pull. As for the holding ring thing, well you're right, and that does suck on a fight like gorefiend if you're going to be getting a 2nd or third feast.
But in the current state of things if you really want to do well as fire, the fight almost has to be getting tailored to you, this means things like the ring gets popped on cooldown, and iskar gets pushed into add phase with the ring pop so you can spread your opening combust onto all the adds off your PC. Fire's not really a very adjustable spec, and I wouldn't really play it over arcane unless the conditions are going to be favorable.
I've been playing fire on Alpha, and it's pretty depressing not having combustion as a DOT.
>you can't possibly ever run out it.
Sure you can, once you get everything from tanaan and stop doing those dailies, I never has that shit on my main.
On the other hand I'm always capped at 10k garrison resources.
I hear you. My guild is new, Everything after Soc for us was Progression this week, so we're still working the kinks out. I'll speak the the leadership about ring usage ASAP, I hadn't even considered something like that until you mentioned it.
>I've been playing fire on Alpha, and it's pretty depressing not having combustion as a DOT.
Realistically, what they've done to Combustion is probably a buff in numerical terms, but I can't help but hate it. Combustion is a mechanic that I really fucking like. Changing it like that is like taking away Living Bombs, it's definitive of the spec and I love it.
mfw reading this on my phone while BUSY at WORK
How would you fix the race/class combinations from a lore perspective /wowg/?
>Humans - DK only and remove Monk
>Dwarves - Remove Monk and Death Knight
>Night Elves - Remove Mage and Monk
>Gnomes - Remove Warrior, Priest, Death Knight, Monk and Hunter
>Draenei - Remove Death Knight and Monk
>Worgen - Remove Death Knight, Priest and Monk
>Pandaren - Remove Mage
>Orc - Remove Mage
>Tauren - Remove Priest, Death Knight. Monk and Paladin
>Undead - Remove Priest, Hunter, Monk and Death Knight
>Troll - Remove Death Knight, Monk and Mage
>Goblin - Remove Death Knight and Monk
>Blood Elves - Remove Warrior and Monk
Blizzard pls fix.
Will someone carry me though normal HFC so I can gear up?
I thought trolls just became zombies instead of death knights.
Then play alliance.
Why sacrifice lore because a couple babies can't handle not being able to play a class.
>ysera gets killed off in a quest that doesnt even really focus on her
fuck off blizzard im fine with characters dying but this is an insult
i hope the REAL lynris comes back one day so i can kiss her neck and rub my nose against hers while we whisper autistic bullshit into each others ears
Good thing you've spoiled th surprise for yourself
I personally hate the way alpha/beta/whatever news is everywhere about the fucking shitty story of the game, like, why?
And Ysera is going to be in the emerald nightmare
>"We're running out of lore characters, what should we do?"
>"Let's revive Illidan, he was killed off prematurely for the sake of putting a villain on a box."
>Meanwhile, the World of Warcraft team manages to kill off some of the most important lore characters in DROVES in the past two expansions
I can't wait for the next expansion, World of Warcraft: Hello? Is anyone left?
They are so dumb it hurts.
>Malfurion is going either die, be the final boss of the expac, or turn evil and see what happens in the next episode
>Illidian is revived not as a meme, but to finally be uncucked by Malfurion and get his dick wet with Tyrande
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There's an easy solution though. Place a portal to the afterlife somewhere and, as part of a quest, have us visit the dead
Each faction could talk to a different lore member who'd died
They might give you the artifact weapons so you can feel more powerful, maybe even an equal to some/most of the major characters.
>tfw you realize they are killing off major characters so the place has a chance to feel like a bigger part of the story
Gooby pls, For-the-Azeroth-man is not a pussy who could be tainted by the old gods, the legion or anything else.
This cannot be said about the adventurers, who kill anything for coin.
I'm okay with characters dying, it adds drama and gravity to the story. It's necessary for proper storytelling. However, when you have characters of great significance dying for the sake of dying, it makes it feel unwarranted and cheap. Look at Admiral Taylor. A lot of the deaths in Legion feel just as cheap.
You don't need to kill off the majority of an already pathetically tiny cast of lore characters just to prove that the Legion is scary and powerful. Not to mention they're not creating new characters as quickly as they're destroying them.
I don't know if I agree with this either. Death should be final for the most part, otherwise it takes the weight of the event. No one cared about Onyxia dying in Blackwing Descent because she's died before. Same with Anubarak.
Not to mention
>Save me his skull, for... reasons!
>live in one of the coolest/spookiest places on azeroth and doesnt afraid of anything
>can turn into animal WHILE NOT EVEN BEING A DRUID
Enough to tell you he is a bad ass motherfucker you mean. Based Khadgar cucking the entire druid class.
>don't really want to raid but have to because it gives gear
>wait, what do I need more gear for? I can already do everything I want anyway
>so if I don't need more gear I could just spend the amount of time I used to raid on old achievements
>except the old achievements don't really give me much happiness after the initial 15 seconds
>guess I could just do pet battles and talk shit with people
>but pet battles aside from PvP ones are pretty uninteresting
>PvP pet battles are overall cancer because everyone uses some retarded undead/mech comp
>guess I could still use WoW as a glorified chat client
>but wait, I don't get along with most people anyway and don't really want to talk to anyone unless I have been drinking
>then there's of course battlegrounds and assram, but why?
If it was possible to commit suicide through the mere act of reasoning I would have probably done so already.
Am I depressed?
I know. most of the people here aren't good and they formulate all their opinions off of simcraft. My favorite wrong opinion I read here is that arms is a bad spec for raiding.
>Don't want to raid
>Play the game that is almost exclusively focused on raiding
I trust him. In the worst case, he'll use the power of sargeras to destroy the invading legion, guldan, kiljaden, everything. Then he forces the avatar of sargeras out of him, dies, then we kill the avatar for shiny. He can stay in Azeroth as a spirit in Dalaran or something.
After the fight
Bolvar storms in the instance, and takes his staff. There always must be a Guardian.
Yes. Depressed people can go through logical circuits like that and end up at suicide. Might be better if you focus on more positive things, anon, like
real life things.
I hope that didn't put a wrench in her plans.
>Meanwhile, the World of Warcraft team manages to kill off some of the most important lore characters in DROVES in the past two expansions
Nobody who mattered died in the last two expansions though
Mine is High Overlord Varok Saurfang
He sometimes feel like the longest lived Hero of the Horde
Like in every other expansion he seems to be fucking the enemies shit up
>Wrath: ICC and recovering his son and schooling garrosh all day
>MoP: You find him in SoO ruining klaxxi
If he wasn't such a jobber I'd say he was the most based NPC in the game
Fair warning, don't bother with BRF LFR for valor unless you want headaches.
It was because everyone was butthurt about it actually taking some semblance of competence. Plus the reactions when I joined up with a group who'd had 3 tanks in a row drop was great, I had Shadowmourne and nearly 55k HP unbuffed and I wasn't even a Druid.
this picture makes me unreasonably angry
How do you copy Margok's appearance? went into Warspear and someone must have had it on because everyone had skymirrored or illusioned it. You can't pickpocket him, glyph of illusion, skymirror or reflecting prism him so how did they get it?
Would have been a much better lead up to ICC than ToC. Or even better, have it be the second wing of ToC, after the floor collapses, you escape through underground tunnels, into the Pit of Saron, then through the Halls.
My one weakness.
We killed it, after 3 attempts.
To be fair, the second attempt ended in a wipe only because the other tank pulled the boss when people were still coming up the elevator.
First attempt we wiped because when I tried to pull the boss away from the fire on the ground, the other tank would taunt off instantly and stay in said fire.
She also pulled the trash before BH and ran to the end of the corridor, when I was tanking it and asking for her to taunt off, she said she was "lost" and couldn't find her way back.
I'm thinking she was a blond chick.
>sign up for H Archi
>leader goes offline shortly after I join
>leader somehow gets passed to me
>ask in raid if anyone has a lockout
>no one answers
>people start linking their curves to me
I just assumed that in almost a full minute of tanking archimonde melee's that one of the tanks would realize that no tank has the boss. I always thought that lfr tanks had problems with boss hogging, but it's like now tanks don't even want to boss so when my mage or boomkin pulls threat they just think the other tank taunted or something.
Upon defeating Imperator Mar'gok, one of his ancient ogre ancestors appear
Imperator Mar'Gok:Great ancestor? Is it... over?
The Ogre ancestor lays a comforting hand on Mar'gok's shoulder.
Ogre ancestor:At long last. No imperator rules forever.
Imperator Mar'gok:I see... only darkness... before me...
Imperator Mar'gok's eyes roll back into his heads and he dies, his hand falling to the ground. The Ancestor closes Mar'Gok's eyes and gently lays him on the ground as Cho'Gall walks in.
Ogre ancestor:Without its imperator's command, the restless Ogre will become an even greater threat to this world.
The Ogre ancestor stands, facing Cho'gall.
Ogre ancestor:Control must be maintained... There must always be... an imperator...
The Ancestor's ghost disappears, and Cho'gall shields his eyes from the blinding Staff of the Grand Imperator. Cho'gall picks up the staff and examines it.
Cho'gall:The weight of such a burden... it must be mine. For there is no other to-
Suddenly, Kargath appears
Kargath Cho'gall... You hold a grim destiny in your hands, but it is not your own.
Cho'gall:Kargath... by all that is dark...
Kargath:The gladiators a couple hours ago... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me.Place the mantle of the imperator on me, Cho'gall..
Cho'gall turns his back on Kargath, preparing to walk away.
Cho'gall:NO. I cannot.
Kargath:DO IT Cho'gall! You and these 'gladiators' have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.
Cho'gall: You will not be forgotten...
Kargath: I MUST be forgotten, Cho'gall. If the world is to live free from the tyranny of the Ogre – they must never know what was done here today.
Cho'gall nods. The tower begins to shake violently. There is a flash of light, Kargath's eyes glow violet.
Kargath:Tell them only that the imperator is dead...
Kargath:and that Kargath is still alive and coming as the true final boss of Warlords of Draenor.
Kargath:NOW GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE – AND NEVER RETURN.
demons dont die
illidan was corrupted as fuck and very much becoming a demon
not only that, but illidan actually was fucked over for trying to help his people, even if he did make mistakes.
it makes sense. just because you dont like it doesnt make it invalid.
people complained when Blizzard introduced new lore into MoP (wahhh pandas) so why do you expect them to do it again?
Lately I've had a lot of back pain
Im starting to wonder if it might b kidney pain rather
It hasnt let up for about a week and it bounces back and forth from slight discomfort to being unable to sleep due to the pain
Should I drink more water or is it about time to see a doctor?
you should always see a doctor first. do not take advice from random people on the internet. your health is too important to put in the hands of anonymous.
i better fucking get my drops then