No pandas, no murlocs, only bwing edition
Greymane out, cute, and fun
Cho'gall event over
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
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Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130
Previously on /hotsg/: >>128471340
something I did made op without me being the one to post it
When will the Murloc persecution in this general end? Murloc's are people too!
>fp instalock nova
>says something in russian
oh boy, here we go
No appreciation for Hogger here either.
You anons are a disgrace to all of Elwynn.
End discrimination, vote for Greymeme 2016, imported directly from The Order: 1886.
Murky doesn't have shit on Lauren Tom's soothing, beautiful, melodic voice.
>tfw Li Li is some old ass lady
>tfw you live in South America and pretty much only play in the Brazilian server because of proximity and latency
I don't know how shit are russians, but huezilians are insufferable babies and fucking shit at Hots
>tfw Johanna will never use condemn to pull you close to her
Jokes aside, people who're actually good at the game are less likely to flame their team in-game even when their team does suck. You'll almost never see people bitch unless they're very obviously the worst player on the team.
>You'll almost never see people bitch unless they're very obviously the worst player on the team.
I seriously wonder if this idea came about because flamers just rubbed people the wrong way and they felt the need to invalidate the flamer entirely.
Alright, yeah. Johanna is best.
>Calling the voice actor of Samurai Jack's mother an old ass.
>Jinx from Teen Titans old ass.
>Dana Tan from Batman Beyond old ass.
>Amy Wong from Futurama old ass.
Comon man she might as well be voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is basically Li Li.
Kinda. Generally I like to believe that people realize that there's just not enough time to type out every flaw that is happening when they could be dropping their latest mixtape on a creep wave.
>we have a Sonya
>keeps getting butthurt at a Muradin that constantly takes merc camps
>not a move I'd agree with but he seems friendly enough so I leave him to it
>Sonya just keeps flaming
>tell them to shut the fuck up
>"B-But m-muh rank 1 means I'm good!"
>look at their match history
>no hero league at all, on a 5 loss streak, no notable win streaks at all
>point out how they've done the lowest damage and died eleven times as Sonya
>they just say the reason I'm still rank 10 is because I focus on stats too much
She blamed the Muradin doing camps for her deaths because we were one man in a fight but if that's the case why jump in like a fucking sperg?
Rank reset when, we fucking need it.
In other mobas you can carry, so like in league if you are bronze or gold it is 100% your fault, but people think they are just being held back by their teams, which is not the case because you can carry games.
I promise, I'm not so saintly that I can keep myself from flaming in game when I get frustrated.
Right now I'm just talking about the psychology though. Bad players are less likely to evaluate their own mistakes and realize their screw ups than good players, if they could, they probably wouldn't be so bad.
That might not mean a whole lot on its own since it only explains why a lot of bad players don't ever seem to get better, but I think it should be a given to everyone that flaming isn't practical. No one ever listens to that shit, and in the worst case scenario you're going to play worse for and your team will play worse for it. At best it's the last resort you go to when you've decided you're doing all you can to win the game and your team needs to get it together.
If you can bring yourself to believe in both of those statements, it draws a pretty easy conclusion. A bad player will not be able to evaluate their mistakes, as a result they will not be able to identify what they can do to win a game, so they're more inclined to flame because a good player in a similar situation will be able to identify what's wrong and find ways to solve the problem, or failing that they probably won't flame because it's impractical when they want to win.
Plus anyways, set yourself aside entirely. Just watch for the people who complain when you're playing, and I bet you'll find that it's usually the guy on your team who's making his own calls when the rest of your team is all on the same silent page.
>Rexxar doesn't watch minimap
>plays single player in top lane all day
>even though we somehow manage to get objective without him
>whenever he gets ganked he says "that's bs"
What's bs about it?
Do people not realize that every action has a consequence? Can they not grasp the scales of risk and reward?
That's not how you say Valla.
>"You don't touch the Night Elf demon hunters like that."
>diablo came from dumpster tier to god tier
am i the only one who wants to put Sylvanas'
feetin my mouth?
naw he's still not good :^)
I'd rather have a snowbally map that's fun than a map where,
>pussyfooting over taking shrines means getting the Dragon can take fucking ages, leading to games that just feel like they're dragging
>even when you get the dragon, compared to the plant monstrosity it's completely underwhelming
>many team comps get absolutely fucked due to a need to constantly rotate
its because bronzers dont actually know what to do on that map and just zero in on the objective when its better to group up and take a good fight than fucking around in the lanes as 2-3
>enemy team has jaina and kael
>their burst fails to kill anyone
>enemy diablo charges and gets stunned, tyrande misses her stun
>we're all topped off and ready to go
>our 2 warriors pussy around
>they wait until kael and jaina get their cooldowns back
every fucking time
how hard is it to realize all heroes have cooldowns?
There's some chink tournament going on right now
Yeah, the game is fine. I've heard a lot of new players complaining about matchmaking time, though, so maybe there's just issues with the matchmaker trying to find games for players without many games.
You've chosen a really shitty moment to start playing. The current meta is all about stuns and burst damage. So, if you plan on winning, learn to play either Kael, Diablo, Tyrande, Muradin or Raynor. These are the current top picks and they outclass all other heroes by far. Balance patch next week, here's to hoping things change.
>Balance patch next week
they never said that
The comp thing may just be coincedence, but it WILL match you with players below your MMR to "balance" out total MMR on both teams.
Which means it purposefully puts you at a bit of a disadvantage with your teammates.
>our only support is rehgar
>he spends the first 15 minutes soloing and pushing lanes
>"look my siege damage"
>diablo has 11 deaths in 15 minutes
>he's our only tank
>"fucking raynor, 100% pick"
i'm somehow supposed to win this, right?
She doesnt look good today
?? maybe start here then click the first video
Artanis is really
>W'ing fool to death, pretty much no one can stand their ground with me
>trying to escape? oh no you don't, come back here > E
>stylish finisher with Q
>"psssh nothing personel, lower lifeform..."
>it's a "our silenced kael deals less damage than tyrande" episode
>he keeps spamming pings
>always out of position
>our team has 6 deaths, 5 of them are his
>he added me as a friend after we win
>i accepted just for the lols
>he calls me trash because i first picked tyrande
>playing a comfy QM game as Chen
>other team is 3 members of bob Ross fan club
>give up before the game even starts, just casually slapping people with my stick and drinking
>participate in team fights but not putting any effort in
>nova on my team says FUCKING CHEN USELESS SHIT
>he has 8 deaths and less damage than me
>I've literally been afk warned 5 times
Damn. That was a mad nova
I'm using this build as thrall recently
What do you guys think?
>Playing Monk in QM
you can skip the rest
>Nobody bothering to stop mercs and Graymane from destroying our fort in top
>Ping and go alone until Chen shows up
>Chen chases Graymane all the way back to their gate while our fort is taken down
>"wtf Khara why no chase that could have been a kill"
>we're 2 levels behind now that the fort is gone
So my question is, is kill xp when they're lvl 12 significant enough to not try and save a fort? I told him chasing was worthless at that point and he spent the rest of the match blogging about how I need to learn the math for this game. Oh, and then he blamed me (heal spec) for not securing 3 kills when we lost with like 7 to 30 something kills.
tl;dr I need a HOTS math nerd.
>Play DPS hero
>Tanks dont know how to frontline and disengage
>Soak up 85K+ damage over course of game in fights and stun heroes who actually need it
>DPS can't figure out target prioritization
Why is solo queue so suffering
>50% off sale during crimmas may have drained the pocket books
>target demo is back in classes HS & cool leg
>Lunara leaving a bad taste in player mouths
>another hero with a possibly difficult mehanix to learn
>old dude that's kinda obscure
>skin is weird
>mount is meh
pick any of 'em.
>First week is always rough on new heroes, because baddies don't know what to do with them
>You realize he's ridiculously strong but most players are shit at this game so you don't actually realize it yet right.
Leoric was released July 21st. By August 3rd he had the number 1 win rate on hot dogs.
What is with these retards thinking that they have some secret knowledge or skills that nobody else can understand
Jumping dwarf with both a hammer and an axe. 10/10.
Reverberation, Thunder Burn, Piercing Bolt, Avatar, Thunder Strike, Stoneform and Hardened Shield.
I like to pick Heavy Impact and Unstoppable Force though.
>My team consists of Butcher, Raynor, Brightwing, Zagara and Greymane
>Playing against Morales, Greymane, Hammer, Nova and Abathur (which clones Greymane)
WinStreak.exe stopped working.
Also, Butcher was like "I will charge Morales and we will kill her, easy win". Good luck with that, Fresh Mate.
>not saying bg every single loss and even on some wins where your team is retarded
>The Stone Guardians on Sky Temple do the Egyptian dance when caught in a Mosh Pit by ETC
The minor details, man.
>there will never be a 5 vs 5 custom game made up entirely by /vg/ players
unlike most other heroes, Muradin actually has more than one viable talent choice in some tiers and picking Infused Hammer, Sledgehammer, Crowd Control Give 'em The Axe, or Unstoppable Force is all sometimes right.
>tfw Sledgehammer and Thunderstrike on BoE
>Suddenly I am in a team of pubbies versus a five stack
>My team is me, Tychus, Kael, Brightwing, Butcher while the stack is a Tyrande, Diablo, Raynor, Sylvanas and Muradin
Blizzard is a fucking liar, told me they fixed matchmaking and then suddenly putting me in this. Fucking hell, that was the most suffering of a wombo combo I had to watch everyone suffer
Leoric is a very easy hero to play. Almost Raynor tier. Not a big surprise his winrate was fairly even/high first week or two when he has practically no skill cap.
Greymane is actually fairly difficult. He has no defense besides E which goes on cd if you don't open with either ult. He does mad damage though if he gets unleashed as worgen but worgen greymane is also has a guaranteed "focus me right now" effect to every enemy player's mind.
He has interesting talents so it'll be good to see how he settles in coming few weeks. A lot of different builds possible.
>Greymane is actually fairly difficult.
I feel like that's why so many people are sleeping on him. He's one of the few heroes in this game with an actual skill ceiling above mouthbreather level.
>Tfw play an assassin or something like Raynor
>Get in a game against a competent to good memewofl
>Get jumped on and blown the fuck up because he's not a shitter every fight
>Have memewolf on my team
>Is named Rainbowdash and has fucking downs syndrome
For what purpose
I've seen people complain that they have to turn back into a human, when I find his human form is actually generally more useful.
His Worgen form is basically like an ult used to finish people off or put pressure on people and then quickly let up. He's not someone you can just charge like crazy with you've got be more surgical picking when to go all out.
Yeah, I think people don't seem to understand human form is for poking and whittling people down and you pop wolf when you're ready to blow them the fuck up. He seems really fucking strong as long as you're not shit at positioning and timing.
I just had the best vikings game. The art on my team was lv 13 with vikings and he gave me a lot of tips. It was a bit hard though. I've never been terror AND vikings at the same time. Also, splitting up for anything other than lanes is still a nightmare for me. We won though.
She can only heal one person at a time and has no burst heals. A lot of the time if your team is focusing targets properly you can burst through her heals, but youre better off attacking someone she isnt healing or morales herself if she is out of position enough. She really isnt that broken, rehgar is a better healer in my opinion.
Play Rexxar and land every bear tackle on a sylvanas, johanna, valla, nova, and tyrande.
Every time it lands, whisper Careless Whispers and say this is how you treat every beautiful woman - with love, care, and compassion.
Rehgar is a shaman, and he turns into a wolf not a moonkin
not to Blizzard apparently. I Wish they'd kept Moonfire away from Malf or made him a proper Balance druid, since it sort of indicates that we won't get any other druids and Malf is stuck being an underpowered and shitty hybrid
Tye randy is going to get the bw treatment
Man...there sure is something about that Win 3 Games quest that suddenly comes with a curse of making you lose games in the most unexpected ways possible
I probably should stop playing QM or Ranked whenever I get that quest
Medic is pretty damn thick.
I want a skin of her out of armor like Raynor/Tychus.
yep. That was it.
The only other choice is some guy has ported many of the models to sfm, or you can import them into something like 3dstudio max yourself
We've all been waiting for swimsuits
Yeah it was part of ZAM or whatever, same owner as wowhead, it took down a few sites because of server issues, still no news
I would literally take any meme character over dr.boom, no personality or dialog (yeah butcher.) , and a meme because not how op he was, but because blizzard can't into decent 7 minions
Don't worry people will complain about the next op thing and say it's the most cancerous meta just like every meta, and Tyrande will probably get buffed after being unviable for a month or 2.
I feel like Abathur has a lot of variety in terms of builds, depending on maps and comps. Especially in QM, where he's not relegated to crazy pushing all game.
However, I can't help but worry if I'm fucking my team by grabbing certain talents. What talents are completely worthless or just don't stand alone?
Lately, I keep getting frustrated by Blackheart. My team never seems to be where I want them to be.
or the fact that we havent had the balance worked on in 2 fucking months, right after the biggest rebalance the ever had effecting every single unit
The most fucked thing were before right now, was when Leo and Jo were at ~70% pick rates
That is nothing compared to the shit we have right now
Last full week before the new scaling
2 heroes with 70% pick rates, next highest was under 60%
Also this is how fucking long tye randy has been #1
it's kind of situational, if the fort was beyond saving and you could have safely secured the kill, I would have went with Chen.
>Underdog Bonus. A team that is behind the opposing team gets an "underdog bonus" for every enemy hero that is killed. The amount of bonus XP earned per takedown will scale significantly based on how many levels apart the teams are, and caps off at a four-level difference. Bonus XP will be granted for each takedown until team levels become even. Additionally, a team that is ahead in levels now earns fewer experience points for takedowns, and the effects work inversely. Likewise, this handicap ceases when the teams are leveled
>"pro greymane here"
>lost 3 of his last 4 games with greymane
>check hero collection
>2-3 games away from level 5
>"pick someone else please"
>locks in greymane anyway
New heroes should be banned from ranked for a week or two
>playing Abathur will never be a satisfying experience
Kael's is fine because it doesn't do damage, but the width should be smaller it's way too easy to hit. Mura should only get 1 sec, but Raynor is already high damage and they put a stun on a high damage ability, he shouldn't have a stun.
Rexxar's fixate should work differently. It should mark an enemy if and enemy is targeted, if that enemy is out of range, Misha should maintain the nearest possible distance.
That and Rexxar should be able to get feign death at least one level earlier.
His main issue is that Misha's control is just clunky due to how leash range works. Either change it to what I've said or simply have Misha control via TLV and give her a damage penalty (40-50%) and hp Regen penalty for being outside "leash range" of Rexxar.
Blizzard can discard a lot of talent and create a Rexxar centrist talent set. Right now Rexxar is just there to support Misha.
>only ranged assassin with a stun baseline
>can hit up to 3 targets from level one
>easily out damages other ranged assassins while also having a warrior's stun
>fine because it doesn't deal damage
>Name me all the heroes that you think are balanced and why
I'd actually say that the majority of heroes that aren't blatantly underpowered like Gazlowe, Tychus, or Lunara are actually fairly balanced.
The problem right now is that Tyrande is so degenerate that her synergy is allowing characters who normally wouldn't be a problem like Diablo to run completely fucking unchecked in the meta. There's a reason why Diablo was barely picked during Heroes Rising since Tyrande was insta-banned in every single match-up.
Right now I'd say that Muradin, Kael'thas, Tyrande, and Raynor are the heroes that are most deserving of a nerf right now. Once that happens, I think we'll see far far greater team comp diversities then we have before. Cho'gall for instance is a hero that could be good if Tyrande and Raynor weren't so completely out of whack.
>end up alongside a 4-stack as Greymane
>mfw they're all rank 1 and I'm just rank 10
>ask what build I should go
>hold top lane mostly by myself but Khara comes to help for a bit at some point
>laning vs an Anub and an Abathur who's hatting him and put mines everywhere around the shrine
>sometimes manage to make 1v1 trades but still end up feeding a lot
>mfw the rest of my teammates have no deaths at all
>thankfully they don't flame but they don't say anything either, they're just quiet
>mfw eventually joined in on big teamfights and managed to secure kills with my ulti
A bit of a weird experience but was a fun game nonetheless.
>play 4 stack with friends
>we all just scream at each other and tell each other how bad we think the others are
>act super nice to the 5th guy unless hes some foreigner
>end up making quite a few friends like this
This was in Dota 2 though. This game needs voice chat.
>having voice chat
>with Blizzard's fan base
>in an online game
W gets every talent passed 10. Triple strike n charge usually.
Some Q buffs (I take the shield cd reduction rather than follow through and the faster cd). Timed/aimed right, you can get shield cd+a second of damage avoidance/escape an aoe.
Ult at 20 dependent on whether you want more shield procs or more rape
That doesn't sound too good. I'm rolling a Crusader as well probably and I'm going to stay far from that meme.
That sounds like a pretty shitty group honestly. I mean I guess Barb might be able to spin to win if she gets the set bonus.
Did I make a mistake getting Rexxar?
I played him the first time he was free and I remembered him being really fun. Now it seems like nobody is afraid of him and knows how to deal with him. He feels weaker and clunkier than I remember.
to the surprise of absolutely nobody the team with tyrande raynor kt won
>greymane asking me how I did so much damage
Praise the MOON
Overwatch is coming out sometime in April/May which means she'll either be the hero after next or the hero after that.
Li-Ming is next, literally everything is pointing in that direction. Tracer is probably after that.
Also, Artanis came out nearly a month before LOTV.
ignore whoever told you not to take locust talents, they're amazing. 13/16+ you can put out insane pressure on a lane while teamfights happen elsewhere. you do need to actually bodysoak and position aggressively with that build, but if you don't, you're a huge hindrance to your team anyway.
you're generally best off going mine talents at 1, 4, and 7, especially on maps where people rotate a lot. towers of doom and cursed hollow come to mind. slowing rotations is underrated.
use your clone liberally, its only a 50s cooldown. that talent is the only reason aba is still playable since symbiote build isn't great right now.
aba doesn't do great in qm since theres too many meme heroes like nova and cho'gall, and people tend to be less tryhard/coordinated. some games are just unwinnable, don't worry too much about them. aba needs a base level of competence from your team, he can't carry complete shitters.
They've straight up said they are working on changes for her.
they're also working on bans, a death recap, a passable reconnect system, fixing the past 5 garbage heroes they've released, decent matchmaking, and god knows what else i'm forgetting.
blizz moves at a fucking glacial pace with this game. maybe i'd care what dbro said if he delivered on the other dozen empty promises he makes every single day.
bc you guys can't seem to remember this for more than 12 hours
>fixing the past 5 garbage heroes
Rexxar, Medic, and Artanis are fixed. Medic is good, Artanis is good but doesn't have a roll in the meta currently, and Rexxar is the same except not as good.
The only hero really in need of completely ground up fixing is Lunara right now.
Sonya has Wrath of the Berserker and all that natural CC resistance that every has in this Meta. So Thrall can Sunder and then get stun locked all he wants.
Still worse than Sonya.
Thrall is not better than Sonya. Maybe he has an edge on her in some situations because Sonya is allergic to stuns, but you must be high on cocks to think she wouldn't evaporate him 9/10
>Get paired with Zeratul
>At least 10 deaths
>So Thrall can Sunder and then get stun locked all he wants.
This is dumb, if he just sundered that means the opponent's team is stunlocked and, therefore, dead "in this Meta".
>artanis is worse than thrall in all situations
Because Thrall is completely broken right now? Tyrande is always better than Uther in all situations too, that doesn't make Uther bad it makes Tyrande broken.
>He targets one character or doesn't hit everyone with it.
>They stun him laugh as he stands there dazed and then murder the fuck out of him.
He's strong but there's a reason why he's not a great pick right now. Sonya isn't a great pick right now either. Tyrande counters them so hard it's stupid has hell to pick them against her because the minute you go into range to attack your just going to be stunned, made vulnerable and be blown up while blowing up the rest of your team because of Chain Bomb.
That was directed at the part "[Artanis] doesn't have a roll in the meta currently". I just think that if a meta allowed for artanis there would still be no reason to pick him over thrall, because their roles are the same.
>He targets one character or doesn't hit everyone with it.
>They all miss their stuns too and he runs away laughing
See I can do that too, what's the point discussing scenarios where someone fails due to the incompetence of the player?
Artanis and Thrall don't really serve the same role at all?
Artanis is a front line bruiser who disrupts and repositions with his E. Thrall is either an initiator or a backline poker who cleans up in melee once the heat dies down.
I can't remember playing with Proto, but I know I did for sure. There was one guy who still probably plays who joined a 5 stack meme team and then raged at all of us for not trying and criticized all our ranks while he was like rank 35.
there is actually a nice attack speed + battle momentum build I've been testing that allows her to get off 2 semi-consistently. The problem with it is that it requires to give up the upgraded shadowstalk for nexus frenzy and requires you to conserve mana by not throwing owls and stuns indiscriminately.
>See I'm going to need good escape for a game as Greymane
>Hm, maybe eyes in the dark for some stealth
>just kidding, it works about 10% of the time. If anyone has attacked you in the last 2 seconds you will not get any stealth at all. If you have anything effecting you then you will also not get any stealth at all.
Great game Blizzard
I wasn't commenting on his skill. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's ranked well and competent too. He just acts like a social retard. Maybe he thinks it's funny, but he comes off as an underage dumbass. Played with him a couple times long past, decided to avoid it from then on.
>ahead on everything the entire game
>singlehandedly push 2 keeps with locusts
>keep nova fruitlessly chasing me and running over mines for 20 minutes
>dominate teamfights with jaina clone
>team goes to throwpit with entire enemy team up
>pretty much just overthrow
this game is so shiet
>Be fullhealth hammer with stoneskin and first aid
>Greymane at 40% health engages me
>He outdamages me with purely with razor swipe and autos
Put a bit of thought into it.
There's a lot of stuns that are widely regarded as overpowered which are causing people to die quickly.
Sometimes one of those people is going to be Chen who gets knocked out of drinking brew at a really bad time.
what happened to all the players?
>>128704498 said it pretty well. chen is actually god-tier as long as he doesn't get stunned. if you're last pick, need a warrior/bruiser, and the enemy team has no stuns, chen is a free win.
i don't know if i'm shit or my teams are
>every game get stomped unless we luck out 18+ and maintain momentum from a handful of successful fights
>no one but me attacks supports/mages w/ flanks or whatever, just whoever they a-move onto first
>make retarded decisions like taking a boss at lv14 because we killed 2 but don't actually engage until they've respawned and ignore retreat pings
>tanks tank other tanks -- not setting up ganks on Jaina/Kael/anyone but a tank
>retarded shit like kharazim being only support but takes damage talents
seems like i'm at some mmr where every player thinks it is just shitty free-for-alls or 1v5 are good odds. Unless I play Uther or Thrall I'm probably 75% loss. playing uther at this level is just annoying as fuck too because these mongs think Q has no cd.
i do dumb shit too sometimes (usually out of greed) but these matches are just exhausting.
>games with no support
Welp just reminded me why I stopped playing this game. For all the "matchmaking improvements" they are making its fucking vital for a support so why are they making teams without them?
>inb4 why don't you just play support?
Support is my most played role, but I get more quests than just 3 games of support so I gotta play things some time.
I can tell you the problem with Monk. A lot of people in Quick Match just have a build in mind and don't care what's on the other team and just mindlessly pick that. So if they are picking Kharazim because they wanted to damage, if he's the only support they don't fucking care.
It's why you'll see shit like Jaina not taking Ice Block even though it's needed in some matches or some Kael's not taking Arcane Barrier.
>get first pick
>oh boy I get to play tyrande
>alt out after instalocking her
>my team didn't take a single piece of cc to combo with
I wouldn't say he's bad, he's just very situational. Chen is perfectly viable given the right enemy team. The problem is that you so rarely get the right comp to pick him into, and he gets countered so hard by just one or two picks on the enemy team. IMO Chen doesn't need any straight number buffs at this point. He just needs to not be so binary. He's either okay or useless, depending on the enemy comp.
He is useless and boring and bearfags in general are awful.
I'm currently 18/2 with Greymane right now, he's ridiculously fun and the feeling of chaining his ult and getting a triple kill cannot be matched by anything else in the game. .
>Monk not throwing bells everywhere and trying to heal people.
>Witch Doctor actually using Wall of Zombies.
>Barbarian actually using Ancient Spear.
>Crusader using shield line.
>Towers of Doom
>I first pick Insect vagina bitch
>Teammate third picks Sgt Hammer even though we already have a specialist and rest of the team voting against it
>"Here we go"
>Game actually going pretty well
>Realize Hammer was a bot the whole time
>She finally reconnects
>Lose teamfight and shrine
>"All good, were still winning"
>Hammer spawns and goes to boss while rest of team is cleaning up lanes
>She is sitting in the bush AAing the boss
>The boss takes 1 auto attack then leashes back and heals up
>She does this for a good 45 seconds
>"How the fuck do you not see the boss healing back to full?"
>Enemy team is attacking our mid fort while she is doing this
>The other 4 of us wipe trying to defend
>She leaves boss after we die and tries to 1v5 them
>Game goes to shit
>Level 6 Hammer
How the fuck do some of these people even breathe?
>tfw on a 5-game winning streak with murky slime build
I know it's not the recommended hotsdogs build but damn it's fun as hell to just hold Q to win
>enemy team has group of 4 shitters
>we have a party of 2 and 3 randoms
>one of the guys in the 2 party just starts complaining all game about how it's unfair they are a party of 4
>he and his friend are just running around doing nothing
>I'm bot 4 are mid
>no one is soaking top lane
>we lose a fight level 10 v 8
>he just won't stop fucking typing in chat
>"gg matchmaking we were doomed from the start"
the game would have been fine, I don't know why people think party size matters, I have constantly won against 5 stacks as all randoms just soak and go to objectives
>I first pick Vikings
>Never played them outside of vs ai
>Tribute spawns send Erik to prevent enemy from capping it
>Soak xp with the other 2
>Win with a massive lead
>Teammate says im the best vikings they've ever seen
>Have Olaf capture camps
>Whenever im out of position sprint jump or play again
>People think vikings are hard to use
This game is too dead for actual seasons to start. Blizzard failed to push this as an e-sport so they've pretty much flat out given up on it.
Game isn't even part of the ESPN e-sport scene.
>get paired with a duo
>proceeds to feed and troll like no tomorrow
>ends the game with
>smile for the camera, your salt is live on twitch tv/xxxxxxxxxxxx
>his duo friend starts spewing memes (i guess inside jokes from his channel)
hmm... i think i'm done
How to fix Doe Cunt
>Melee auto attack animation is now the same as her ranged auto attack
>Health buffed slightly above Jimmys
>Galloping Gait is now baseline at level 1
>Wisp CD lowered to 25 seconds
>Skybound Wisp buffed to reveal stealth units while alive
>Timelost Wisp removed
>New talent Proximity Wisp introduced
>Proximity Wisp explodes upon death dealing small AoE damage and applying one stack of Nature's Toxin to all enemies within range
You're welcome, Blizz
Her damage is just bad, her poison is so low it doesn't even register on murky's health bar. It takes 9 seconds for her poison to do 1.5 auto attacks worth of damage from another assassin since her auto is cut in half, half to direct and half to poison.
You can spread out your damage, but just like in a team fight if you aren't focusing down people you are going to lose it. There is no reason to bring a lunara over literally anyone else.
desu the smallest change Blizzard could make that would make her at least playable would be if autoattacks stacked damage instead of time on her DoT, so instead of doing X damage over 3 seconds or 3X over 9 seconds, it just does 3X over 3 seconds after 3 hits
I feel like that would be too strong, because at that point with max stacks you're taking 1.5x her auto every second. With the thorns ult its entirely possible to stack that against the entire team in just a couple seconds.
>unbearable loss streak because of mmr hell
>wake up this morning
>new day, fresh start, here we go!
>get team with Chogall and Displacement Grenade/Medivac build Medic
>I really want to play a character who can't heal beyond giving one person on my team at a time Vampiric Assault, but guarantees the enemy team gets a healer who will always be better than me at everything but waveclearing
-the mind of a Tassadar player
yes, I have lots of experience in losing games because of solo queue Tassadars forcing me to lose because he literally can't keep up with the healing of a non-retarded support that's playing anyone else
well then, how come you don't know there's a build for him where your entire team may have vampiric assault for as long as they don't take half a shield of damage?
in your defence, it's still kind of iffy to pick him as a solo healer. but you really should not be giving a shit if it's qm, and the shield is still pretty good
You'll never have this much devotion
Greymane is p fun
it'd be cool if I could win games with him though
Don't FUCKING start a game if you're just going to leave 5 minutes in.
I don't care if you're drunk or you play like shit, just finish the fucking game.
I'm mad because we could have won this. Fuck, Leoric ragequit like 5 minutes after Jaina and we STILL almost won. With two fucking bots on the team.