Harvey fag btfo
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Open]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
Skdc is els, invert, twistzz, nifty, ocean
Method is just9n, ptr, silent3m, legija, gob b
Cloud 9 is n0thing, shroud, freakazoid, stewie2k, skadoodle
liquid is nitr0, elige, hiko, adren, s1mple
optic is rush, shahzam, stan, naf, daps
clg is tarik, hazed, cutler, jdm
col is frod, roca, sancz
Moe's team is Moe, ryx (trial), a2z, frozt, tck
>started first full time job
>haven't had time to watch CS or play it
>have'nt had any free time at all
Sigh I don't want to live like this, I can't imagine working more than 45-50 hours a week
ibp will be getting unbanned next year so that valve can look like they're really nice guys who listen to the community and want to give ibp another chance, while still maintaining an image of their "integrity"
screenshot this post
Nme is mainline, uber, relyks, lucky, koosta
Splyce is p_c, jasonrr, arya, davey, abe
Winterfox is lex, anger, flowsick, xp3, desi
Also the American minor is tomorrow and only has 7 teams in it
when will you guys realize nobody cares about this place.
why do you cause her worry spreading bullshit lies? theres no images of her in the OP and scaring her like this is fucking pointless bullshit lies. you didnt even specify the board nor the general, if she saw that you all were lying she wouldn't be so worried. when I meet her again I'll explain to her what this place is and why you all are lyin
Shes probably aware of what 4chan is because one of harveyfags racemixing threads got 4000 up votes on reddit two days ago
>kick out furry
>let in syrian refugee
Let's see if this is actually true
Ok guys, Stephanie of CLG.Red here.
You guys are alright, I dig the counterstrike talk but talking about me is not cool. I'll be here for another 20 minutes because I have a cevo match if you have questions.
i'd love to make missharvey my cs gf
imagine 16-0ing kids online just holding back the precum knowing you'd get to drain your balls while she deepthroats and swallows globules of your redbull fueled semen post match
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHE IS PURE, SHE IS PURE, FUCK YOU! SHE'S AN UNKISSED VIRGIN!
>NA FPL council going indepth to find out which GA players are trolling about not understanding english calls
Why is FPL so entertaining?
I want DaZeD to reveal his power level
>Had a scout named "White Supremacy"
>Supports and watches Trump videos on stream
>his last name is literally Marine
>sewage2k: y-you called me a little faggot infront of 5k people
>god king ronnie "ryx" ronnie: shut up you frail gook shitskin subhuman twink fuckstick don't you have a pop quiz to study for?
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Hey skin geeks how much do you think this is worth its well worn
There's this vod here, but it's for subs only. fucking jew
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
Round 2 niggers, how much is this worth, this is the last one i promise.
Sorry brother this is like my first time here, the reddit thread on this is like a year old and I knew that people would reply if I posted here :-)
I subbed to someone on twitch for knife giveaways
what you should get is zowie's G-SR (or P-SR) mouse pad, this thing is great, much better than shitseries dust collector
>they cost $$ too,, $40 or so
just get a zowie g-sr, it's 30 euro or 20 for the smaller p-sr
i've been shilling this pad to people in this thread for a while now and it's because I'm genuinely happy I bought one and even considering buying another one to have just in case they stop making these models for some reason
>have a great competitive pug, balanced teams, everyone communicating
>queue up again
>get matched with 2 griefers, a micspammer and a guy that always rushes mid with his knife out
sometimes I just feel like I'm being punished for having fun, fuck this game
>spending money on videogames for things that aren't just purchasing the game
Warowl is a cunt that has an extremely high opinion of himself and his videos are beyond moronic
so unless you're a silver suffering from downs, there's zero reason to watch his shitty content
yeah, but only for 2016 and then its a new medal for 2017 probably
the amount you need to play to get black is more than a full time job unless valve releases 3 operations this year which is looks like they probably wont considering how long they take now
I just want different competitive modes. Halo and COD did fine with "4v4 TDM, CTF, Demo" etc. It'd be nice if they released a mode and some maps built around 2v2 or 3v3, even.
CS is starting to bore me, MM is a shitfest and apparently the third party clients aren't much better either
should I just sell my shit and uninstall? or is there ways to make competitive fun again
living in shitposterland, so there's no real comp scene here
normally it wouldnt be a problem that csgo has such bad gametypes because there are community servers, but the community has really abandoned the dedicated servers and just play the queues
it would be really nice to have some other gametypes on the queue, I think 2v2 on small maps would be fucking amazing, especially since you can actually reliably get a single person to queue with while almost nobody has a full 5. if there was some kind of ranked 2v2 I would probably play that exclusively
its something halo did well from how I remember it, there was a lot of game types
arms race and demo are both just bad and it would be so much better to have reworked game modes as well as more maps to play on
back when csgo was coming out it was looking like valve was just going to keep adding and refining game types, but they stopped doing it and ranked 5v5 took over everybodys interest in the game
so much wasted potential, part of the strength of cs was that it was so flexible in how you played it and the maps you could play it on, but all of that is gone and the community servers are going away more every month
yeah its a shitty reddit tier word but CG is literally the definition of toxic
i get second hand cringe watching them talk about how long they've been in the scene and how some kid never went to a lan
they are so toxic they killed an entire pug system
I got global and then played top tier faceit for a few months
started to feel like it was retarded. stopped playing both and now I just play casual and community servers
retakes and dm mostly but also some other random ones
My friend is giving me his old laptop. Like 6 years old..
>Intel core 2 duo @ 2.53ghz
Can it run csgo? And not just run, but will I be able to play comp efficiently for the most part.
And I want answer only from people who know what they're talking about, not 14 year Olds whose only computer knowledge comes from battlestation threads and reddit.
>for further reasoning, it's an Asus g51vx in good condition.
>And I want answer only from people who know what they're talking about, not 14 year Olds whose only computer knowledge comes from battlestation threads and reddit.
adding this line is a guarantee you will get no real answers since it makes you come across like a tool
ok then retard let me spell it out for you
some guy posts these words
>our guy knows how to handle the animes
some retard goes full autism and says
>that's not an anime
>it's a dota 2 hero
>>fantasy cartoon characters for pathetic manchildren to live through vicariously
>its pretty much the same thing
English mustn't be your first language (or you are american) because what I said was perfectly clear and understandable.
>he only replies to posts he cares about
this thread always fills up with redditors when games are on, they think they can come here and drop sick banter and memes, when all they do is shit up our general until they leave
cs:go and esports can literally go fuck themselves up the ass. le we want to be serious sports, but they can literally for the life of them never start on time and 1-2 hour delays are the norm.
guess im gonna make food since this shit is taking forever to start
pretty weird considering Drake is in the game
Real odds should be 70-30 at best for fnatic.
Cache, D2, Inferno are literally G2's 3 best maps.
Bet on them while you can, /csgog/.
yeah this is a good game to bet on g2. people dont seem to understand that you bet on odds mismatches and not just choose the favorite. g2 are not likely to win but its better than 13%.
eh I really wouldn't mind losing them desu
so i haven't played cs since 1.6 days and i'm trying to watch this game
can anyone tell me what the major mechanic differences are between 1.6 and csgo or is it too much to explain quickly?
spray is much more complicated
tapping/bursting is worse, spraying is always best
mollies are an important part of the game
scopes are a lot different
pistols are stronger
smokes are a lot stronger
flashes are less powerful but still very important
nobody plays in community servers anymore they just do queues
Pistols are op
Rounds and bomb time are longer
Smokes are op
Molotoves are op
Wallbang are only possible in 5% of the map
Pistol rounds are about to move around and Dodge shots with crouch, not aiming.
>crouching letting you dodge anything in this game with lel-interp