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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/

Previous Thread: >>128542184
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>3 memes early
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Nth for Vengeful Spirit
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nth for the greatest dotamon trainer ever born.
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Venge is cute!
I'm going to marry Shendelzare!
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daily reminder that secret will never lose
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Second game in a row of two extremely salty QoPs who think just because they can land a 5 man ult she should win and it's our fault if anything goes wrong.
Like nigga, you have a blink and a massive fucking hitbox, if you miss your ult when they clump you deserve ridiculous, you don't deserve praise just for not fucking up, and we're not going to suicide for you just because you did 300 pure damage to a team that has 1200hp minimum.
Fuck, I don't know what it is but in my experience QoPs have been insufferable people. If they're on your team everything's your fault.
If they're on the other team they're the first to allchat report x. What is it about QoP that attracts the worst people?
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>>128583292
Ohayou! :3
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Is undying still playable?
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>>128583357
They're finished, no one cares about this team anymore.
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>128583292
Puck is cute!
I'm going to marry puck!
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>>128583292
kill yourself
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>>128583394
He's still bullshit, yes.
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what the fuck, are we being raided?
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Post your favorite

OGRE
EARTH
FACELESS

heroes
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Pudge should subtract Strength from targets he kills tbqh.
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>>128583503
I can't :3
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>>128583394
Yes?
Are you retarded and throw tomb at the enemy for free gold?
No
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>>128583572
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
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>new thread
>already hidden and filtered 7 posts

Top quality community.
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>>128583652
if u dont like it myb u can go back 2 ur fave sub
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>>128583572
Black^
Earth Spirit
Faceless Void
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>>128583572
Alchemist
Earth Spirit
Io
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>>128583391
Probably the fact that when you fuck up with QoP you die instantly makes them more tense.
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How do i build Sand King in 6.86 now gulag ?
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>>128583572
Alchemist
Earth Spirit
Bane
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>>128583740
How do you play a person
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>>128583572
OGRE magi
Earthshaker
Faceless void
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>void witch doc
>void lich
>void sky
any other good combos to run with happy time man?
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>tfw no loli president hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
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>>128583391
attracts cancel^ who is a massive closet homo
this theory has potential
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>>128583572
Int
Str
Agi
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>>128583798
With your dick
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>>128583572
dp
kunkka
ember

mid or feed cyka blyat
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>purge hardly scrapping 2k views
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>>128583792
Same as before

arcane / tranq+soul ring
blink
veil, force staff, situational (like scythe, shiva, etc)
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>>128583962
are you saying you fuck black^ in the ass?
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>>128583792
Manaboots + Blink -> situational
You should decide per game whether you need Veil, Force, Euls, Aghs, Shivas, Octarine, Lotus Orb or anything else that would be useful
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>>>128581625
That's retarded. I could make a new account and calibrate at an even higher MMR in that time.

Why is Valve so incompetent?
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>>128583816
LOLI MUSICALS AFTER 8 PM NEWS FOR

EVERY AMERICAN HOUSEHOLD
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>>128583792

Brown Boots
Soul Ring
Tranquil Boots
Blink Dagger

Literally 100% situational after that, usually Euls is the best choice after bilnk
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>>128584008
>people watch a wash out

I bet you also will vote Bernie Sanders
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>>128584008
its cause he on and offs streaming people like it when the streamer is consistent.
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>* Fixed a matchmaking abuse with Oracle. Users that have abused this have been set back into calibration mode.
>ABUSE MMR
>GET A FREE RECALIBRATION
VALVE YOU CHEEKY FUCKS.
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>>128584272
What was the abuse? Could you do it by accident?
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>>128584272
What was the abuse?
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>Fixed a matchmaking abuse with Oracle. Users that have abused this have been set back into calibration mode
LITERALLY REDDIT DEVS
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Who is the worst dota hero and why is it CK?
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>>128584420
i would pay money to get calibration again
calibrated 1 month into dota which was my first moba on 25 fps 10 fps in fights
calibrated 4k on a smurf but i have none of my hats feels badman
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>>128584272
>>128584420
What's the abuse? i'v been playing oracle non stop
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>>128584583
I know that feel friend
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>>128584382
>>128584418
Here's a link to the reddit thread that got the bug fixed :^) We did it reddit!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/40x5qu/oracle_mmr_calibration_exploit_abuse/
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>fix matchmaking abuse with oracle
What?
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>>128584382
Knowing how little thought they put into anything, it's probably like the Zeus issue that exposed nuking constantly whenever possible as a "skill" behavior to the system. Oracle's the only one who zaps allies, so it's probably related to that.
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>>128584272
>>128584418
>Spam oracle
>Spam E, use nothing else
>rack up 40000/50000 heals in one game because you're also hurting but it's not counted
>get an easy 4k when done calibrating
It's disgusting, but this has been able to be done for a while.
The fact that this was recently frontpaged on reddit and fixed the same day shows that this game is broken beyond belief and is 100% controlled by the reddit socialists TbH FaMs.
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>>128584382
>>128584418
>>128584626
How the fuck have you not heard of the Oracle calibration exploit? You just spam your damaging heal over and over to rake up massive healing numbers.
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>>128584512
Tinker
Troll
Storm
Huskar
Necro
Bloodseeker
Drow
Lifestealer
Techies
PA
all worse
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>>128584626
From what ive heard its something along the lines of people doing nothing but spamming purifying flames and doing nothing else and they'd get calibrated to 4.5k
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princess celestia :3
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>>128584272
>revert a small bug that only maybe 100 people used
>meanwhile people are buying 4k accounts anyways en mass
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>>128584738
>Same day
This has been public knowledge for two plus weeks now.
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>>128584583
Why can't you boost yourself out of whatever your low-MMR account is? The games will be easier if you're really above the skill level.
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>>128584738
>The fact that this was recently frontpaged on reddit and fixed the same day shows that this game is broken beyond belief and is 100% controlled by the reddit socialists TbH FaMs.

Reddit has been a massive influced on game balance for over a year.

Tons of balance suggestions are directly from reddit.

At this point around 1/3 of what reddit suggests makes it into the game.

This is when you know the game is fucked and something's off.
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REMINDER YOU'RE PLAYING A REDDIT GAME MADE FOR REDDIT BY REDDIT
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REMINDER THAT THERE'S NO LOLI HERO
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>>128585076
You just gotta believe dude
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>>128585027
Reddit is the front page of the internet. Of course valve listens to them >>128585076
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>>128585130
mods when
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>>128585027
but its a homo game made for homos by homos
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>>128585270
>mods when

Never. Valve removed mods and the only way to mod the game now is risking a VAC ban.
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>Valve will never just find a constructive and better solution to calculate MMR, or even just reset it once or twice a year because Reddit would throw a fit
:/ baka desu
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What hero do you play to sandbag your friends that are worse than you?
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>>128585490
OGRE MAGI
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>>128585478
>please reset my MMR
>i don't belong in 2k! ;((((
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>>128585582
t. subvocalizer 1k shitter
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>>128585582
>calibrate early as fuck
>cant get out any more
>unranked games are fair games
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>>128585582
I'm 3.9k, senpai.

But you have to be a LITERAL Valve cock riding shill to think an ELO system designed around 1v1 Chess games with no variables is a good framework for DotA.
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>>128585697
>>128585707
>i'm not shit it's all my teams fault!
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>>128585478
Wouldn't reddit be FOR resetting MMR since league does it also?
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>Can't see TP effects or some hero abilities
GREAT FUCKING PATCH VALVE!
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>>128585794
Playing 'carry br teams or lose' is not dota desu
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>>128585810
The dota 2 subreddit takes a shit on league whenever it can. The more it's different from league the better. Which is a shame because league has an amazing ranked/team ranked system.
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>>128585784
>>128585891
>it's all these other shitters on my team. it can't be me!
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>>128585582
reminder the current highest mmr player is a spectre spamming autist
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>>128585794
I have people I play with who calibrated sub 1.5k
I seriously have no fucking idea how that happened, he's not that bad.
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I have basically never won a game against CK ever. How the fuck do you deal with this guy? he stuns, pulls me out of position, then ult and kills me with HALF the farm I have. Then he does it again every 1.5 minutes.
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>>128586034
what does that have to do with my post? are you just repeating yourself like a redditor spaz?
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Oracle shitters b t f o
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>>128586141
>I have basically never won a game against CK ever. How the fuck do you deal with this guy? he stuns, pulls me out of position, then ult and kills me with HALF the farm I have. Then he does it again every 1.5 minutes.
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>>128585794
>It only takes you 300 games to gain 1k mmr! if you play enough you will be where you should!

Some of us have jobs you pathetic neet

>>128586271
he is a loser with no life, and his MMR is the only think that keeps him from offing himself.
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>>128585810
Reddit is the biggest cesspool of Valve dick riding I've ever seen in my life.

Everything is fine. You haven't played in a month and get a 24 hour mute your first game and you didn't even talk? I have like 500000 games played and never once got reported you deserve to be killed irl you fucking scum dota is perfect buy more arcanas. Nothing is wrong with the MMR system. It's completely fine that it's just a 51% winrate grind and about playing thousands of games to get where you belong. Buy more arcanas.
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>>128586019
I don't see why we don't have MMR resets, even Hearthstone has them. There have been a shit ton of these types of MMR exploits and Valve didnt even rollback the Zeus exploit.
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>>128586337
>he's a loser because he has no lyfe heheh
>I have a life it's not because i'm shit
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>>128586449
EVERYTHING IS FINE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAME DON'T PLAY YOU FUCKING LEAGUE BABY LMAO
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>mmr changes fast
>70% of your mmr doesn't depend on RNG matchmaking
>being forced to play with shitters doesn't teach you toxic skills that will turn you into a shitter

Ever notice that the only people who defend mmr play more than 5 games a day?
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>>128586449
Rollbacks also makes account buying less of an issue since most people wouldn't want to buy accounts if they got reset once or twice a year.
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>>128585270
Never

Valve will never have employees to check mod submissions
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>>128586576
PEOPLE WHO BUY ACCOUNTS END UP AT THEIR TRUE MMR IN LIKE 5 GAMES ANYWAYS BECAUSE THE SYSTEM IS PERFECT FUCK OFF BACK TO LEAGUE WHO EVEN CARES THAT EVERY ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAME HAS ROLLBACKS
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>>128584992
who pays you to shill
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>>128586682
yeah but you still have to play with them for those 5 games
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>>128586449
Go make posts on reddit and upvote it to the front page. That's the only way Valve will do something about it.
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>Can't see Illuminate
nice meme valve
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>>128584992
>that totally doesn't take more than 200 hours even if you are a pro-tier player
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How big is the problem with south americans on US servers?

Is it as bad as russians and other third world on EU west?
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Hey guys, I've been thinking about it a lot lately, I really like Puck and am sad to see it really isn't in the meta. At the risk of sounding like a complete idiot, does anyone esle think Puck might actually be viable as support?
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WHERE IS MY COMPENDIUM VALVE FUCK YOU
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>>128587025
Nah, she needs levels.
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1k mmr shitter here. I like playing PL because lolillusions, but none of the builds for him have any sustain. Can someone recommend me a build that has better mana/health regen? is linkens ever a good item on him? What about Bfury?
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>>128587129
>she
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>>128587129
>she
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>reminder that MMR is a completely terrible system
>reminder that the only people who defend it are degenerate neets who don't deserve to live, but will thankfully never have children
>reminder that the "pro metta" doesn't have anything to do with over 99.5% of the player-base
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>>128587194
I'm 1k mmr too. Play spectre instead. PL was nerfed. Spectre will carry you to 2k. I'm on my way out. I've just won 5 ranked games in a row with her.
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>warhammer 40k "anti-mage"
>enemy casters piss themselves in fear just looking at them because of basically being living anti-matter, they drain the power of the casters and use it against them, incredibly difficult to focus on
>dota anti-mage
>a guy that burns mana with attacks and has some magic resist (not vs pure), no one fears him
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>>128587000
Whats the problem with russians?
Whats your mmr?
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>>128587419
OH! Will do. How do you play her? I'm afraid if I go for radiance first I will get ganked with all that gold. Is there a better farming item for her?
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>>128587025
only as one of those 'holy FUCK they didnt send puck mid they sent *Insert some greedy jungler* mid so our offlane cant deal with a puck autoattacking him down and that ruins the flow of our entire laning to midstage so puck can catch up with a decent blink timer after brown boots' games.
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>>128587435
Illidan stormrage was feared everywhere. The great betrayer had ultimate power
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>>128587000
US servers are South America. I'm 3.7k and I'm shocked every time somebody on my team is actually American. Probably 1/10 games.

Don't know about EU W, but most people speak and understand English on it from what I hear.
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>>128587528
They're gay and niggers.
5k.
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>>128587528
>Whats the problem with russians?

1.being russian
2. playing on eu west
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>invisible hooks
yeah fuck you valve
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>>128587541
Boots, vanguard, and diffusal I guess. Radiance is second priority. Don't rush it. That's what I've been told. Still learning her. Also you should max the second skill or dagger first, not the dispersion.
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>patch out oracle mmr padding
>now you cant see effects for a bunch of abilities
quality work once again valve
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>>128586682
>PEOPLE WHO BUY ACCOUNTS END UP AT THEIR TRUE MMR IN LIKE 5 GAMES ANYWAYS

No?
They will obviously not lose all of their matches and even if they did to drop from 5k to 3k (for example) they would need to lose 80 matches in a row.
At worst their winrate would be like 40% since they would obviously get carried a bunch of times, meaning to drop down it would take a long time even if they played actively.

If the reset was guaranteed every half-year or something what would be the point of buying accounts?
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>>128587604
Gay?
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>>128587229
>>128587293
yup
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>>128587820
Discussing it here won't matter. Go make the front page post on reddit
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>>128587803
does Valve even know how their engine works?
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>>128587587
>Illidan stormrage was feared everywhere.

No one fears AM. He's a vengeful nobody and not even brothers with Terrorblade anymore (someone many most likely fear).
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>>128587820
STFU LOL BABY YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE 1K YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 21 YEARS AND VALVE IS HANDLING THIS PERFECTLY. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH AN ELO SYSTEM IN A GAME WITH 10 PLAYERS AND THOUSANDS OF VARIABLES IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GO BACK TO HOTS LMAO MMR IS FINE
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>invisible mirana arrows
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DO I COUNTER THIS?
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>high MMR games
>tryhards
>pool of 12-18 'meta' heroes to win
>toxic players

>low MMR
>retards
>feeding/BRs/cykas
>toxic players

There really is no real reason to play this game is there
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>>128587928
>Discussing it here won't matter. Go make the front page post on reddit

Discussing it there wouldn't matter either since reddit loves the current mmr system.
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>>128587194
Vlads gives mana regen. If you wanna spam spells, I don't know because I've only seen people make do with little to no mana regeneration. Boots of travel can let you tp back to base to regen
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>>128588026
somedays sure make you wonder
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>Amish Huskar
Why the fuck do they keep getting away with this?
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>mfw Valve 'patches' the game
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>>128588160
>deleted everyone I ever played with because I came to hate them through the game
>playing alone is suffering

Nope there isn't
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>>128585707
>cant get out any more
Sounds like your're not good enough

MMR boosters can do it
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>>128588202
>buying an item that literally gives zero benefits to PL's illusions
Even those HotD acolytes know better than you.
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>>128588112
Buy detection :^)
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>>128588112
by not playing until it gets patched
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>tfw no TRUE HERO
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>>128588041
the books tell a different story than r/dota2lore
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>>128588112
Just tp
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So I played 4 calibration games, all of them with people at around 1.9k mmr
Does this tell something about the future?
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>>128588704
Welcome to 1k my good friend!
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Why don't you pick me anymore gulag ?
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>>128588671
>tps effects are invisble now too
quality at its finest
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I almost got cancer watching wagafagg stream
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>>128588704
That depends on your kda
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>CAN'T
>SEE
>HOOKS

>and 90% of AoE spell animations
>and TP's
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GREAT PATCH MADE SOME SPELLS INVISIBLE GREAT GAME
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>Io requires good communication to work
>Io is the only hero who can't speak
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>>128588864
Thanks friendo.

But shouldn't calibration matches have a range of mmrs?
I'm feeling forced to be a 1k mmr scrub
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>>128588423
MMR boosters abuse calibration and play with multiboxed bots

There's literally no way ever to fix this though with our perfect MMR system so you just have to deal with it and let the true power of how accurate MMR is handle account buyers :v)
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>>128589005
>Some
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Current patch has a fucking stupid invisible particle effect that makes everything invis.
ex: blood rite, ice path, etc
KILL ME
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>Users that have abused this have been set back into calibration mode.

AYY
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I'rm getting HITLER Isn't it ??
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Quick, what's the best invisible spell to abuse? Hook? Arrow? Chrono?
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Hey guys
How do i post links?
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Thank you reddit overlords
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>>128589031
if you have played any unranked matches you already have a hidden mmr
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FUCKING NUKE REDDIT THEY FUCKING RUIN EVRY THING
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INSIDER L33T BRO HERE

ABUSE STRENGTH MORPHLING

TOTAL STUN TIME IS ACCOUNTED FOR IN MATCH MAKING CALIBRATION
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>>128589483
>invisble chrono
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so what should we post on Reddit to make Valve change to make Dota 2 an actually better game?
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I just wake up, what happened?
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>>128589061
Reminder Juice singlehanded did it
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>Mirana's arrows are now invisible

What did Valve mean by this?
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>>128589687
Ranked changes. I got my bots ready to upboat you if needed.
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>>128589462
how progressive
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Just a reminder that Alliance will win TI6
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>>128589914
It's the Chinese turn to win.
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>>128589687
>MMR resets or an MMR system that doesn't use ELO rating
>A reworked report system that can't be abused by subhuman mud people
>Stop listening to fucking Reddit
>Ranked region locks and or true solo queue
>Stop listening to fucking Reddit

Would make this game 10/10
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>>128589687
Lock peruvians to peruvians servers
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>[–]whiirl [score hidden] 2 minutes ago

>While this was definitely on accident, it is kind of a fun twist.

Jesus fucking Christ. How do these people on Reddit live with being the ultimate beta cucks.

>t-thanks for the game breaking bugs, v-valve!
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ok gulag
I started calibrating really early because I'm a fucking idiot, I've got 3 matches to go, And I've won 4 of the seven I've played, with one match ending in 30 minutes loss due to 2 people abandoning.
If I raise my unranked MMR to a somewhat decent level, what are my chances of reaching high 2k to 3k?
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so is jakiro ult invis too?
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>>128589687
Better server infer structure, some area with loads of players still get over 60 ping.

my friends play lol with 30 ping, and here ai am, playing dota with 60
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Whoops we committed a patch without even loading up dota once to test it :^)
no big deal ;)
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>>128589992
>stop listening to reddit
No this is the best way to do things especially with the mass up one system
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>ingame pudge complains about invis hooks because ???
>"its messing me up"
>meanwhile he's throwing INVISIBLE FUCKING HOOKS
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>>128589672
tfw I don't understand the meta here and it would be crucial for me to understand it

fml
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>>128590340
programming is hard dude give valve a break man
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>>128589687
>"volvo pls fix"
It always worked
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WHO THE FUCK NEEDS ORACLE TO CALIBRATE WHEN YOU HAVE THIS RIGHT NOW
>PICK VOID
>WAIT FOR 3+MAN PUSH ON ONE OF YOUR TOWERS
>INVISIBLE TP IN
>INVISBLE CHRONO
>VISIBLE TEAMWHIPE
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>>128590302
The system is still behind closed doors, but i think that after you do you first ranked game, unranked does not count anymore for your starting MMR.


So you should had played more unranked to get a higher start before your first ranked game.

But that ends up being meangless, i'm sure that the unranked ELO works almost the same way as ranked ELO, so you would need the same amount of matches to climb. Unranked matches would probably be easier.
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ITS A BETA
SOURCE 3 WILL FIX EVERYTHING
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Post invisible webms pls
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>>128589695
>>128589695
reported
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>Inb4 this shhit carnival last for 1 day
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>invisible birds
uhh...dotards?!
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>>128590630
Dotards?
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>>128590540
>invisble chrono into invisble death ward
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>>128590540
>>128590637
>>128590702
Its not just me

Thank god
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ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE WORK DAY ON THE WEST COAST
NO UPDATE
AHAHAHA
LESS BALANCED THAT DOTAIMBA
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>>128590367
It's not like he has to guide them.
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so is wisp even visible at all?
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I'm playing support in my calibration games. Losing most of them.
Now i'm feeling that i'm making a huge mistake.
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OH MY GOD COULD YOU ALL STOP COMPLAINING THE GAME IS LITERALLY FREE AND YOURE ALL ACTING LIKE ENTITLED CHILDREN VALVE IS DOING A GREAT JOB AND THEYLL FIX THIS WHEN THEY GET AROUND TO IT AND ITS NOT YOUR PLACE TO COMPLAIN IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT PLAY OKAY
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IT'S JUST A BETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>2016
>not having pocketgolems
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>INVISIBLE WALL
>INVISIBLE WALL
>INVISIBLE WALL
>INVISIBLE WALL
>INVISIBLE WALL
>INVISIBLE WALL
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Any news about the Dota 3 client yet?
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>>128591172
You should stop doing that. Don't play support ever in a ranked game unless you're with friends or competent players you recognize.
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>>128591185
UPVOTED (you)
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>>128591185
This is stale. Come up with a fresh meme or youre out of the meme business.
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>>128591264
are you fucking posting on 4chan mid game or what?
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>>128591172
Playing support solo is like getting cucked irl
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DOTURDS OF THE GALAXY ;3
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>can't see blademail active
UHH...DOTARDS????
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BETAA
ITS A BETAAAAAAA
IBETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BETAAAAAAAAAAA
BETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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windranger can release her wind on my dick any day desu
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>2016
>most of the gulag is still in the trench

havent played in a year, what hero should i abuse this patch?
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>>128585027
SeemsGood
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>>128591732
Juggernaut, DP, OD. Just a few heroes in mind.
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>>128591149
wisp is free wins if your team mates aren't shit
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>>128591589
Yes you can, your health is going down. :^)
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>>128591838
>invisible balls slapping your face
doesnt matter what throne falls first at this point, I win no matter what
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>>128591727
you need to be killed
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ATTENTION

IO IS NOT VISIBLE

ATTENTION
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>INVISIBLE GOLEMS
>INVISIBLE NOVAS
>INVISIBLE WARDS
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solo villeros respondan a mi post .....
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>Implying this isn't an event
>Implying this isn't Riki's vengance
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decided to play dota after 2 month break and then this shit happens, im done DOTA IS DEAD
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>>128591727
>tfw no lanky ginger releasing vaginal farts in my crotch
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>tiny change to how MMR is calibrated
>suddenly every spell is invisible
I just don't understand programming
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>invisible hooks

ROFL so fucking easy
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>When you give smart talented people the freedom to create without fear of failure, amazing things happen. We see it every day at Valve. In fact, some of our best insights have come from our biggest mistakes. And we’re ok with that! Since 1996, this approach has produced award-winning games, leading-edge technologies, and a groundbreaking social entertainment platform. We’re always looking for creative risk-takers who can keep that streak alive.
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>>128592440
Fixed a bug with particle effects attached to units in fog of war which could cause the particles to appear in the wrong place.
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>>128592440
you'd think they'd test out these before putting them live.
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>>128592440
Actually I think it was
>Fixed a bug with particle effects attached to units in fog of war which could cause the particles to appear in the wrong place.
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>>128592440
pretty sure its that "fixed some spells showing up in fog" part

but my question is: don't they test this shit beforehand? they just write the shit and put it up on the live client?
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its patched
OUR FUN IS OVER
ONTO 6.87 VALVE
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wait whats happened
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>>128592639
All spells invisible
invisible hooks
invisible particles
you cant see shit captain.
its patched now tho
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>Can't see Riki
uh... dotards?
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>>128592831
Simplesmente epico, mi amigo!
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>>128591172
>I'm playing support in my calibration games

Oh fuck nigger
just stop and immediately start using the oracle exploit and you might make it out okay unless they just fixed it
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>>128592624
it's probably all one guy who does everything from the fixes to the patch notes and he doesnt get paid enough to test it after.

I mean even the patch notes have typos that you can catch with a fucking spellcheck
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Well it was fun while it lasted. I haven't had this much fun with a bug since the whole Meepo army thing.
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>they've fixed the invis rune bug exploit glitch
fuck
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You can choose one hero from LoL to port over. What do you choose?
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>>128592639
they screwed up particle effects making them invisible which meant invisible spells

fortunately somebody made a post on reddit about it and it was fixed already
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>>128591914

Lock me in an enclosed room with Lyralei and I'll happily suffocate on her wind
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>>128593191
a z i r
BAVI
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>>128593191
Akali, I use to be the Akali god back in the day.
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>>128593225
thank G*d we have reddit
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>>128593191
skarner
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>>128593191
Lux, i had too much fun playing as her. Singed would also be fun.
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>>128587419
>>128587194
>PL WAS NERFED

love this meme
-10 agi late game
and the balance change thats .1 sec on wex is justified

if youre not a subvocalizing tard the buffs on manta and diffusal offset the those """"""NERFS"""""

git gud 1k shitters
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>>128593191
that Miku hero
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>>128592606
>you'd think they'd test out these before putting them live.

Why?

The community will just end up praising Valve for fixing it so fast.

So long as the community keeps sucking off Valve things will never improve. Valve has no reason to care when the community throws money at then and praises them for everything they do and don't do.
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>>128593191
Ahri
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>>128593191
Zyra
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>>128593191
rubick and make riot rebuild their entire game engine
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>>128593191
>Mfw some people know Lol names
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what are some good mmr grinding tunes?
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>>128593698
anything by taytay swift
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>>128593698
nujabes
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>Invisible riki
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>>128593191
lol back in school me and my mates didn't go to school and played DotA instead.

Seems like we were pioneers, kek.
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>Arc Warden on enemy team

Oh boy this game is gonna be boring as fuck
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>Found out about Oracle abuse soon after he was put into the game
>Aeons later its finally fixed
>Still 5K
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>>128593691
it really isnt a terrible game to be perfectly honest its just a simpler game with design flaws that prevent it from ever being a good competitive game. its still fun to play arams and such with friends from time to time
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>>128583784
Yeah, pretty much this.
It's also painfully glaring when you fuck up, and retards who are dead for half the game will spend their respawn time heckling you for misplaced ults.
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>>128594068
and then you lose because the arc warden has 600+ gpm as a support
~_~
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>>128593698
>what are some good mmr grinding tunes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-LaEhc-cuU
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>>128588878
i don't get that either to be honest, i think most people don't realize how good the aghs is on him.
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>>128593691
I don't play league but i follow updates and news on it because i find the design differences between the games to be interesting
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>>128594132
>>128594132
>prevent it from ever being a good competitive game

DELETE THIS. ITS WAY MORE POPULAR THAN DOTA, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM.
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K E K
E
K
I just watched the replay where EG gets cucked by Alliance. What was the amerifat reaction?
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>>128594420
I know what your trying to do but please stop
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>>128594420
what part of simpler game was hard to get ahri poster?
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>>128594132
honestly all the game is missing is champions to actually have variety when it comes to mechanics and for there to actually be comeback mechanics and the game would be great
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>>128583572
sf
qop
storm spirit
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Is it just me or is the desert map OP? I feel like it has better contrast with the heroes being so dark, also it's easier to see the tree paths.
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>>128594729
That would scare the casual shits away. Is there even any spell in LoL that you could potentially grief teammates with like toss etc?
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>>128593191
Urgot
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>>128583572
slark
shadow demon
ember
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>>128595028
Visual cues are not a factor in gameplay.
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>>128595073
there are a few spells that you can block people with but otherwise no. I remember them saying years ago that they wanted to avoid that
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>>128593191

ez like np

its like carry aa on steroids
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>>128594464
That game was played at like 4am, nobody saw it.
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>>128593191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmOWdbEiYr0
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>>128595263
right only toss needs to work like that to have intresting interactions, like tossing in techies or tide or whatever.
or oracle which can disarm his allies to make them magic immune, that abillity is inherantly complex but that's part of the charm, even if it can be used for griefing.
seems a bit retarded to me desu. you're just putting on artificial limitations.
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>>128595263
Riot are such enormous fags. Getting griefed almost never happens anyway and those spells and items adds a lot to the game.
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>>128593191
teemo
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how does it feel that dota 2 is literally reddit?
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i know how to make specter great again
aghs upgrade:
targets hit by dagger now always take desolate damage.
during haunt every specter haunt throws a dagger at it's hero.
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>>128595667
didnt she stop whoring herself and lost all viewers except the most sad fucks imaginable?
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>be a 3k shitter
>calibrated long before Oracle exploit, but played him a bunch in ranked and unranked
>log in today to a free MMR reset

Thanks, Icefrog
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>>128595667
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>>128595763
At least they're replying to valid topics and not feelgood stories of teenaged sodomy this time
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>>128595868

scepter aether lens
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>>128595807
but spectre is perfectly balanced
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>>128595951
name?
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>normies are going to invade esports through ESPN coverage
>dota waifus are going to be NTR'd by chads
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>>128596202
Nah probably not. I mean, manshootin games maybe, sure, but five on five wizard fights? You ain't gonna know what the fuck's going on unless you play the game.
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>>128596093
she needs to be broken like my wings
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>>128596202
>implying they weren't already by dirty peruvians
since fucking forever
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>tfw u sold soul diffuser back for cheap and now u want it

man is there a worse feel than being retarded?
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>>128596275
>chatting about Street Fighters
>not Melee
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>>128596468
dude i have like 30 of them, you want one?
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>>128595480
a lot of the limitations come from the game engine. its impossible to overstate just how fucking garbage Adobe Air is. Its kind of expected because they originally made the game with like 10 people on a budget of 5 dollars in a rented out cardboard box and now have to work with it to avoid completely remaking the game from scratch

for example a player is literally incapable of controlling more than 1 unit, you cannot even unselect your hero, Some champs have minions that they can control but you can only issue basic commands to it and it isnt even considered by the game to be a unit. They also had to do a lot of workarounds like making the trees by reskinning invulnerable creeps with most interaction qualities stripped. This would cause bugs like mobility spells that can target minions to sometimes send you clear across the map if it hit the trees in the wrong way. They are also entirely incapable of making a champion with more than 4 abilities on the bar because each player controlled unit in the game engine only has spots for 4 functions which would make a hero like invoker literally impossible to recreate in the game
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>finally pick void since his rework because of the invis bug
>think its ez winnings
>he's total garbage
a single hero has mana burn and you completely fucking crumble quicker than wraith king, because with him they at least have to eat away your decent strength hero HP pool to kill you
this hero fucking blows in whatever position what the hell man
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>tfw winning against 3 bug abusers
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>>128596202
>implying normies would choose Dota 2 over LoL
>implying normies would choose Dota 2 manface over LoL cuties
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>>128596615
amazing
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>implying the final won't be LGD vs Secret

Alex Garfield btfo
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>>128596867
LC is legit pretty and Lina just has a dumb expression
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>>128595667
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>>128595849
what do you mean "stop whoring herself"?
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>>128596867
wtf are you even talking about
Mirana and maybe drow are the only weird faced female heroes in the game
do you even know how a manly face looks like?
I'm pretty sure you believe any woman that doesn't look like a fucking sameface korean that had a plastic surgery looks weird

this is DotA 2
not LoL; go back there so you can be happy with sameface moeblobs
>>
>>128594729
>variety when it comes to mechanics
But anon, all league of legends has is variety when it comes to mechanics! Every hero has an epic minigame whether it be fighting over useless capture points or killing creeps with your abilities they all offer such a fun unique experience! It's like a mobile game for every hero!
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whatchu think of the leaked enigma remodel senpai
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>>128594729
>variety
>LoL
ayy lmao
there's like over 30 champions already that follow the same gameplay mechanic:

-on hit passive
-gap closing spell
-a CC
-a damage boost
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>>128597527
Now valve sues them and we get Skeleton king back
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>>128596867
drow
qop
>>128596468
you shouldn't feel bad anon, the market is run by adhd ridden children undercutting people, and russians monopolizing items. you can't ever know which way it's going to swing.
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>>128597689
>Skeleton king
who?
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>>128597689
pls dont get my hopes up
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>>128597629
yes which is why I said that the game is missing champion variety
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>>128597771
sorry I can't read
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Quick /d2g/ I need some Earth Spirit tips from the autists that main him, how do I git gud?
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>>128597629
Anon, he said the champions need variety. Reading comprehension, please.
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>just came out of a game
>suddenly an update
don't tell me they fixed it
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>>128597763
Me when i bone your mom
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>>128594350
tfw just like reading hero skill sets no matter how cookie cut
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BREAKING NEWS:

MMR IS STILL EASILY EXPLOITABLE (Unfortunately, it requires party queue or getting solos to cooperate)

DRAFT OMNI OR DAZZLE

HAVE ANOTHER HERO BUILD ARMLET AND NEVER TURN IT OFF

SPAM YOUR HEAL

THANKS REDDITARD FOR SQUEALING ON THE LAST ONE.
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>>128594729
Can you imagine a hero like Techies or Broodmother getting into LoL? Would completely fuck over Riots carefully crafted business model which is why it will never happen.
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>>128595667
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wait so, basically I could calibrate on a high MMR by spamming a hero that does something really well like, let's say... NP rushing towards towers feeding treeants on purpose just to get the most tower damage possible?
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Made it to lvl 37 of this gem td
Hard to find people to play with
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>>128598146
what is their business model?
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>>128598026
>EASILY EXPLOITABLE

>it requires party queue
>or getting solos to fucking cooperate
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>>128598281
>tfw no dutch giantess feet to lick
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>>128598390
>that nose
uhh no your taste remains shitty Ahrifag
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>>128598441
>Capture
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>>128598329
Hero Healing is best because that number is normally very low, and as a result small increases carry a lot more weight in your final calibration, hence the Oracle exploit where you could use Purifying Flames over and over to damage teammates and subsequently heal them.
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>Tresdin will never laugh at your tiny 9 inch dick
W H Y
H
Y
L I V E
I
V
E
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>>128598026
>JUST LOSE THE GAME DUDE I KNOW IT WONT HELP YOU BUT I'LL GET AN EASY 4K
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>>128598575
ENDURANCE RUN
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>>128598575
ONE PLANE IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
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>>128598581
If you're both calibrating, you can draft Omni/Dazzle, both build armlet, and do it to each other.
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>>128583572

juggernaut
juggernaut
juggernaut
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Is the invisible projectiles patched?
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>>128598575
BREW HAHA
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Do you call heroes their real name like Furion, Traxex, Krobelus?
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>>128599092
>Furion
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>>128599092
No lol that's silly ;3
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Kill all men.
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what don't people get about not building fucking rapiers and bf on ember?

a bkb/skadi/abyssal would be much better and not put people though fucking 80 minute games
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>>128599092
Only if it's more convenient, for example Zet instead of Arc Warden
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>>128599441
>he's winning
?
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>>128599441
>BKB
Sometimes you can skip it if the enemy team drafted like SHIT, but otherwise I agree that you should buy it, and I even prefer building rapiers. Getting stunned and dying with a rapier is a great way to lose a game.
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>>128596974
>Shitrekt making it past Alliance
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>>128599272
>Tidebringer is a fucking toggle now
>Kunkka still isn't meta
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT SENPAI?
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>>128599441
Because it's fun
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>>128599092

Ofc what are you d2 baby?
>mfw shitter in my team didnt know what lothar is
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I feel like I'm winning a bit too much. What absolutely awful hero can I pick to guarantee a loss?
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>>128598575
>9 inches
>tiny

Then what does she consider to be big?
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>>128600160
Centaur dick
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>>128600045
Xmarks dispels enemies on return
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>>128596598
yes but i have really nothing good to trade for
id/patsch_patsch
>implying this is real
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>>128599441

He's lucky bristle probably kept his ass safe
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>>128600218
But how big is Centaur?
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>Janitor bans and deletes posts for discussion of female streamers
>allows gay posts like >>128600540
>>128600218
to persist.

Rofl, just rofl.
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>>128600590
300 MEMES EAAAAAAAARLY ??????????
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I went to sleep before yesterday's Starladder games

Were there any worth watching?
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Which Dota girl sweats the most?
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>>128600931
>missed the throw of the year

lol
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>>128600931
I didn't watch all of them, but the EG vs Fnatic seems like the best one. Some really exciting throws by both sides
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>>128600160
She's into horses actually, check her voice responses
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Elder titan is the weirdest looking hero in this game. he doesn't even look like he's from this game.
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>>128583792
Aether Lens seems nice until you realize Blink do what it does, and if you need more than 2000 initation range you have issues.

And Aghs isn't more useful than Veil, except against PL and Naga since it works on the illusions.
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>purge is unironically a trump hating bernie supporter

Where did it all go wrong?
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>>128601367
Purge is the Warowl of Dota. You think he's smart until you play the game yourself.
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>when the team blames you for losing
>just because you picked techies

i'm sure if I had chosen any other hero you wouldn't have fed :^)
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>tfw trying to play Dota with PMS

I'm fucking done man
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>>128601446
Every time he opens his mouth to talk about politics, he shows you he's an idiot that doesn't know fucking anything
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>>128601501
Poorman's Shield is perfectly fine for the early game
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>dp is op -d2g
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>>128601565
Not Poorman's Shield, lady times

I just wanted to relax and play video games but everyone is SO FUCKING RETARDED
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>>128600752
>legion liking horse dick
>gay
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>>128601706
will u b my gf
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>>128601706
Lady Times is pretty offensive to pre op trans dota players you hateful bigot
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>>128601706
Lady times? I've never heard of that item, was it just patched in or something?
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>You shouldn't have to join the military to get free college

t. Purge
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>>128601940
bloodstone
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>>128602029
I want free college but I do not want to join the military. Should I vote for the Bern?
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>>128601706
nigger take some pills and shut the fuck up.
or play blood seeker and make everyone share your pain.
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>It'll be cheaper if the government took over health care

t. Purge
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>>128602232
I would be more disgusted by the fact that an allied death prophet built a fucking bloodstone
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>>128602232
What if your Dad saw what you just wrote you greasy little weirdo?
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>>128602208
Oh my god Purge you have no fucking idea how macroeconomics, or even basic economics work.
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>>128602426
I'm sorry, were you eating?
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>>128602374
it's nice to be included i guess.
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>>128602427
Why don't we just give people free stuff?
Whats the big deal? xd
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Why do you guys care what this Purge guy is saying
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>>128602427
he's not wrong about single payer though, it causes a major reduction in healthcare costs.
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>>128602615
Once upon a time he was pretty close to being "our guy"
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>>128602615
Because
>MUH POLITICS
>I KNOW MORE ABOUT POLITICS THAN EVERYONE AND I MUST LET THE THREAD KNOW

NA here, I've been wearing a permanent frown for the past month due to this shit, I can't even escape this crap at work
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I have sinned guys. I entered Reddit for the first time today.

Am I still allowed here?
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>>128602925
Heh, no kid you're official 4chan(tm) license is hereby revoked get ye gone or face brutal litigation from our highly paid team of attorneys
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>>128602665
The negotiation power the U.S. Government would have to reduce the overall cost of healthcare without sacrificing quality is negated by the inherent incompetence found in people.

Also, you have to remember that it's likely you will actually end up paying *more* for your healthcare if all tax brackets increase proportionally to the amount the government is paying, even after bulk negotiation power, since there are many individuals who require extensive treatment for uncommon conditions.
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>>128602615
Because not too long ago he tried being super professional about how he deals with his streams and videos now he prances around with a BERNIE2016 shirt and talks about politics all the time as well has how much 4chan has bullied him
He's a washed up cuck, big time
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>>128603105
It also ignores the fact that socialist health care rations costs by letting the 25% of the most sick die on waiting lists
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>>128603115
Purge knows what 4chan is?
That's kind of amazing in this day and age
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>>128602179
YES BE MY GF
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>>128603405
I was referring to 4chan being largely irrelevant rather than trendily obscure you vacuous child
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>>128601501
>>128601706
>Muh bloody vagina excuses everything!
fucking children
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>>128603530
we're hardly irrelevant after goobergate happened
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>>128603684
It makes me as angry as a normal Dota player
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>>128603105
>since there are many individuals who require extensive treatment for uncommon conditions.
okay you don't really understand how universal healthcare works. it's not actually universal some things are not actually covered.
some drugs are covered, some procedures are covered, usually the most common and most severe.
what is and isn't covered is usually decided by committees trying to get the most out of the tax payers dollars.
after that you can compliment your basic coverage with private insurance plans.
the idea behind single payer and universal healthcare is not to replace all healthcare or all insurance with a government subsidized plan, it's to have a mandatory basic insurance level that covers you for thing you are likely to get.
if you get a rare disease you are shit out of luck unless you have private insurance as it most probably won't be covered.
also yes, some people will not need insurance their entire lives, will be healthy, would end up paying more then they'll use, most people will actually.
that's just how living in a society works though, and it's better/cheaper than the alternative of having the uninsured wait until their so sick they have to go to the ER and get treatment there.
cause guess what, when they can't afford to treatment it's your tax dollars that float the check.
prevention is the best and cheapest medicine.
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>>128603723
at a complete loss for words tbqh fampai
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>>128603723
it's more irrelevent since so many faggots left.
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>>128604024
What part of largely irrelevant do you not understand you complete retard?
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What items does oracle use?
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>>128604136
Aether Lense and Eul's
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>>128601706
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>128604136
aether lense and heaven's halberd.
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>>128604136
Fate
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Who is this 'Bernie' purge keeps going on about?
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Reminder that Justin Trudeau is running Canada into the ground.
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>>128604374
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Sanders
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>>128604350
>pol
gtfo nigger I knew this thread was shittier than usual
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>>128604374
his bull
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>>128603779
go paint your walls with your vaginablood faggot nobody gives a flying fuck about you, ugly piece of attention whoring human garbage
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who won this game?

what mmr?
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>people watch some washed up shitter play customs and talk about politics
?
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>>128604830
THE DIRE

2k
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>>128604797

Don't talk like that to my gf >:(
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Does Purge have an argument here that isn't muh feelings?
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>>128604885

I just like to hear Purge talking even though he is wrong
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I am losing every single game to antimage in this patch. Mid 4k here. Is antimage good in this patch or are my teams just fucking retarded?
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>>128605129
anti mage is never good
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>>128604830
Gonna go ahead and guess the team with the 5 slotted spectre
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>>128605205
enemy picks medusa and storm spirit.
still bad?
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>>128604830
Pudge
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Fuck, i quit dota, after 2600+ hours i fucking quit, i just can't win anymore... Being good at videogames was the last thing i could do without failing, i am a fucking shitter now, both in game and in real life, i fucking hate myself
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>>128601706
wanna watch kitchen nightmares and anime with me? :)
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>>128605308
>enemy picks storm spirit
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>>128605129
>>128605205
you can hold a sub 70% win with AM if you know what the fuck you're doing all the way to like 5.5 - 6k. But if you're a shit AM you just lose the game in the picking phase

that 30% you lose as a good AM is when your team is just a complete disaster. Can't expect to win 100% of your games

good luck picking AM though since it needs to be the second last or last pick and a safelaner
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>>128605429
i play for 10 years and i still dont understand how im not rtz. trench is killing me
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>>128605515
Don't fucking post again unless you are contributing the thread.
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>>128604906
>>128605241
>>128605345
4.2k mmr average
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>>128605648
no u
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>Be icefrog
>Buff Earthshaker every single patch cuz why not
>400% dmg and 3 stuns with low cd
>Never fix this meme hero cuz supps cant be op
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Do I have to link my fucking account to a mobile phone to be able to bet hats now?
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>>128603883
>that's just how living in a society works though
Well no, it's how living in a authoritarian socialist country, where you have no freedoms or rights
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>>128605843
>wards
>silence
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>>128605843
Just tp
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>>128605843
just buy a bkb
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>>128605843
he got nerfed last time retard
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>People who can't find the time to study should be allowed into college
lmao
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>tilting your team by flaming
True Dota masters understand that keeping your team off-tilt through acceptance and words of encouragement carries games nearly as hard as kills and cs.
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>theres literally nobody to watch and purge STILL can't make it to 2k views
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>>128606169
I didn't study at all in highschool and I got in.
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Post those best times dotards
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>>128583391
>free blinks

I've found this to be universal across all MOBAs. Shitters who can't into positioning and planning ahead are attracted to heroes with "get out of jail free" spells.
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>>128606241
>telling the retard he's not a retard will suddenly make him not a retard
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>>128606241
good luck trying to explain any of that to people on 4chan of all places
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>>128606276
>nobody to watch
armada is streaming
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>watching streamers
Go play the game
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>>128606360
Only flame retards when venting is more important to you than winning the game. Which can be healthy to yourself.
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>>128605843
Just buy a bkb every hero is balanced especially the one my subreddit flair is of stop complaining
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