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Back to the discussion of what isn't in slab that people wanted to see.
I saw feet, armpits and abs brought up as fetishes that aren't in.
What about monster girls or boys? I've personally been wanting an octoperson. A jellyfish girl would be a really cool shopkeeper for an underwater clothing shop too.
Being tasked with transporting a chest, the only rule being you can't open it. The pay is around 5000 gold.
If you do open it, you release a very happy slimeboy who's willing to reward you any way you want, as many times as you want (for a few days anyway). After he leaves you'll intermittently find slime soaked weapons and clothing left on your doorstep as gifts from him.
Getting approached by a rough looking delinquent and you think he's gonna challenge you to a fight or try and steal your shit but he just shoves a bouquet into your hands and runs off, his face bright red
>someone has a video of them blasting themselves in the face with the shower head and their makeup doesn't even budge
shit, I don't know if we could have that in slab. that's beyond magic, the fuck
We need moments where you feel like you've solved a problem only for either another problem to pop up in its place or for the problem to actually get worse.
That might be hitting to close to home for some of us though.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>on any video of a dude doing a makeup tut there's always a hundred people @'ing their boyfriend going "lol kyle don't you ever do this"
>like the same people just searching for specific videos to tell their SO's never to do
People are weird. Like, is there precedent? Have they walked in on their husband with his eyeliner on fucking point and gone "no Jeffrey, I thought I told you! I specifically sent you that nude eyeshadow tutorial to warn you against this behavior, put down that beauty blender right now!"
also what kind of stat boosts would magical makeup have in Slab? +CHARISMA? If you get really thick and angry eyebrows filled in could you pass an intimidation check? Making yourself look younger to get free kids meals?
Man, the fag reading is off the charts
tailor but all they sell is this
Yo i dont know anything about this general, but if you guys are posting Mutio from Blue Sub 6 then you guys are alright in my books.
Calling your local awoo a cute
Buff, tan monkey girls living in the jungle that are super inquisitive and are fascinated by you?
Wolfgirl and foxgirl shrine maidens. Wolfgirl has white hair and is easily embarrassed, foxgirl has red hair and teases her sister and you.
Not yet and not for a while I think.
Alright now someone do my idea.
I actually really like this idea. I don't know if it's really feasible since they're all OCs and someone might have a problem with it, but I like the idea.
Jesus Christ this boner's out of contro-
CRITICAL MASS ACHIEVED
As much fun as fanfiction would be we really need more ways to make money.
I'm gonna toss out some ideas.
>A farm in the plains where you can work
>Illegally fighting in the streets for money
>Betting on above
>Other forms of gambling
>Fetch quests with market items
>Multipart quests where you train teenagers to use a weapon properly
>Escorting someone important from one town to another. They must survive without being injured to get the full reward.
>Stumbling upon buried gold in the countryside/desert
>Finding a dropped coin purse where you can either keep it or turn in it at a turn for 1/4 the contents as reward
I'm not sure how anyone is whining about anything except for you about us having a wiki, but whatever, it's really not worth trying to argue with you.
Horror stream starting, since Livestream didn't work the last 2 days:
I don't want to revive a dead argument, but here go.
If the problem you have about the wiki is for content having hidden content (like a secret bad end or something), which could be spoiled that sounds like a valid concern. If you're worried about that, you can always edit the wiki yourself or work with the person editing it to make sure that doesn't happen. I can't think of any other reasons not to have a wiki, though.
Don't worry, the wiki maybe the new hotness but your project list is the experienced and dependable one. It's already built up clientele. It will take a while for the wiki to reach the list's level of popularity.
No, I mean what's 'old' for the people in slablands in the current timeline might be fresh, hip and new to you.
Legitimately enjoying what the mom is saying ought to make her happy, you know.
So why does a general that hates the game and developer it started around, that also tried to make it's own game and failed, and now just does nothing but spew it's own memes at itself, still exist?
This post reminds me...
I wonder what happened with shitpost-kun, the one that was supposed to remake the game with a new intro "in a week".
I don't know if my heart could take it.
>1-3 stream as much of the Soma LP as possible until I pass out
>4-6 watch only a few episodes like a good girl before making grownup plans for tomorrow and going to bed
>7-9 watch only a few episodes then spend the rest coding/designing GUI/something
>0 finish the entire LP in one go no matter the cost
>There's an island in Japan that has the highest sulfer content in the air on earth due to a volcano
>There's people that still live on this island
>Everybody that lives there wears masks whenever they go outside.
That's pretty crazy
It has such lovely weddings though
>bully a mage relentlessly
>get his best ending
this is exactly what I want and deserve, excellent.
Port this directly into Slab.
Playing games with your harpies
magical medieval homework site that just decides not to send out alerts on report deadlines and just sits and watches the due date go by while you continue doing shit until someone else feels bad enough to clue in your oblivious ass
alternatively, making Menhit a DILF and having hilarious sitcom shenanigans as you try to raise your child; him trying to push them to become a villain and you trying to train them to become the next great champion
You do. There's supposed to be a message of some sort once you've explored enough of the castle then you hire a...dwarf chick I think it was to restore it somewhat for like 5k gold.
Some undead seem to slowly be losing their memories. An unfortunate side effect of being brought back to life, perhaps.
Many are in despair. Memories of their lives slowly crumbling to dust, leaving them with nothing. Even the tiniest most insignificant little thing to a normal person is more precious than anything else to one of these undead.
Some eventually just give up all hope and resign themselves to whatever eternity they're doomed to now live. Never remembering who they were or why they're even there.
The most perfect, handsome husbando. Big thick dick, kind, caring, rich, he's flawless. BUT all he wears are these.
Could you do it?
How do you get callouses on your muscle? Aren't they underneath the skin?
It honestly sounds like some sort of medical condition people actually suffer from.
oh thank god because just googling calloused muscle got me http://meat.tamu.edu/2013/05/06/muscular-steatosis/
and the poor albino didn't deserve any more medical conditions (although it only happens to beef/pork so at least he would be delicious).
RP quizzes are beautiful trainwrecks, holy shit
No, seriously. There's a Russian tradition involving tangerines, that is related to the fact that most major Russian cities during the Soviet period only saw Tangerines around Christmas. Kids would get them as a rare treat around that time of year, and so it's become associated with the holiday.
I'd gladly bear the "burden".
Man this is a really deep backstory. Like he was sociopathic and homophobic to the point where he killed his straight parents because he perceived them as gay somehow, thus indicating he was suffering from hallucinations or delusions. What would this entail for a male reader? Would their relationship be able to withstand such virulent homophobia or would he simply not view it as gay through delusion, perhaps by imagining the reader (or himself) as female? Very interesting character, 10/10.
Interesting reading. While I personally would discard your theory because of the emphasis placed on the claims that they were straight, I believe Mikto's lore is deep enough to accommodate a variety of theories.
Being the Empress/Co-Emperor (Male Empress?) to an Emperor with an iron fist, feared by all who meet him and thought to be merciless.
To the PC, however, he's lovey dovey and showers them with praise and gifts and affection to the point where his soldiers and subjects are sure the PC is somehow bewitching him.
They're not. He's just a giant dork who's head over heels in love.
>tfw the replication crisis in science is real.
Pic related. I was supposed to finish the update of this week hours ago, but a blackout wiped the new desert city. I'm taking a short break to eat, and then I'll finish it.
If it makes you feel better I wasted $2.50 on a pair of microwave white castle sliders because I hadn't had them before and wanted to try them. Like, who would pay that much for tiny burgers on the regular? How does White Castle stay in business?
I don't know what you're talking about. I think the resemblance is uncanny.
RIP wolf artist. You didn't get the pussy, but your memory will live on.
actually tattoos are usually painful if they're on bony places (why rib tattoos suck ass but shoulder ones don't) so a boob tattoo probably wouldn't be that bad at all. Unless you're getting it right on the nipple or something.
I think they're usually used for mastectomy patients and I don't think that's really a factor for PCs. So probably never. You can always go to Darby and say you want to get a nipple tattoo on somewhere, though.
I don't think it would be that much effort to add desu. The tattoo system is already in place, it'd just be adding one more location code line.
The only reason I don't see it as useful to add is the lack of interest. I doubt past this thread anyone else will want nipple tattoos specifically.
>school group wants a meeting to talk over shit on google hangout
>"heya, just click here so we can use your webcam and everyone can see and hear ya!"
>I haven't had a shower, I woke up 2 hours ago, and I'll be damned if I have to wear clothes on a holiday
I guess I'm just gonna chill with you guys instead, what do you hate most about the combat system? is it the clicking? I'm assuming it's the clicking. in a perfect world how much clicking would you like do to for a fight?
Honestly, I'd think that the best option to handle combat in these kind of games is adding behavior patterns to the mobs and allow the player to end fights instantly by using certain strategies as special win conditions, like knocking someone weapon away, charming your enemy to make them stop attacking you, strike a weak spot, things like that.
eh, it sounds more to me like the enemy not being really invested in wanting to fight and you convince them not to, or maybe fighting with someone you already have a relationship with and getting them to stop because they like you.
She has ears above her ears....Are the ears a hat?
Is she not a real Monkey buff?
I endorse this.
No mob is actually difficult if you know what you're doing and people still complain about the combat. I'm not going to axe it like Dragon Age 2, and if I can make it better and more creative, I'll go ahead and do so.
And charming someone is different from showing your breasts until your opponent decides that it's more important to fap than to fight for its life.
By the way, the update was ready yesterday. As always, report bugs and enjoy.
Ferocious fire dog type girl who isn't actually ferocious and is a nerd
I've been frequenting these threads long enough to be aware of that. It's not like I told him to fuck off.
Also: grappling in combat when?
Then why did you tell me it was the wrong thread if you know that's what happens? I know it's what happens since I've been on these threads since forever. It's why I posted it in the first place.
>Then why did you tell me it was the wrong thread if you know that's what happens
Because it's not really uncommon to see someone post in the wrong thread here? I was just pointing it out.
Most people can tell they're posting in the wrong thread when it isn't going a mile a minute. They'll quickly delete it before anybody says anything.
You and me, we're gonna get along great with our tastes.
They could maybe fit into the desert and a nearby coast.
They more or less rule a chunk of desert and a piece of coast that's very close to convict isle. They're more or less the only nation on at the very least trading terms with the place. What convict isle doesn't outright pirate from trade ships, they trade whatever goods with this bandit nation.
I meant, regarding the second question, is it ONLY finishing wolfgirl animal OR new project because if you've already started the obviously shorter wolfgirl bit then it's better to finish it in my opinion.
I don't know what hairstyle this is but I want to be able to wear it in Slab.
Also that eye makeup is fucking killing it holy shit that eyeliner techbut mostly the hairstyle.
It says "Bird's Nest Hair" in one of the related videos which makes sense.
Bird nest hair when?
Garudas being attracted to femPCs with this hairstyle instinctively but not knowing why. They just get the feeling the PC would be a good mother somehow.
Witch who is insufferably emotional even by witch standards. Would have spent her days doing nothing but brooding at her black cat or making awful poetry about the state of her heart until she met you.
Now utterly devoted to studying witchcraft so she can gain a place at your side and maybe steal your heart with the greatest love hex ever made.
Still broods and makes godawful poetry but now they are centered around you.
I was thinking less hexes placed on other chicks who so much as breathe in your direction and more lovey dovey goth girl in stereotypical witch wrapping.
Horror Stream is go:
Leaving a donation in the cute priestess' box.
I haven't been here in a long time since Ive been waiting for the game to be pretty complete before I try, looking through the wiki theres a lot more cute sounding males than I expected.
Thank you for the future faps slab writers.
I want to help polish a cute monsterboys horns
>wasting your lipstick on a dick
as if, that shit's probably even harder to make in medieval times and with magic they probably got that shit like