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>In-game chat channel
EU Channel: "Official /vg/ channel", password is "vidya"
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it's 127 mm guns of farragut shooting he shells into the broadside of omaha
almost got kraken that game... why does your team tries to deny it to you so much, lol
Guys, should I grind up a Cleveland to get the kongo/myoko challenge done with?
I have trouble getting the DD's and it seems viable to shred some DD's and also in the future I could get the fires, the AA one and so on.
Currently I'm at the
Clevelands are only bad to fight if you don't know how to fight them. You can either:
>keep your distance and take potshots at him until he gets frustrated and leaves
>close in as fast as possible while weaving ever-so-slightly and presenting the smallest possible profile for him to hit while you fire with your forward batteries
Cleveland shells do laughable damage against a well-angled opponent. Meanwhile, though Clevelands are hard to citadel in a cruiser, their sides are still pretty soft and vulnerable. You may not get citpens, but volleys of 5-7k will ruin his day pretty quickly.
That's how you know you're not playing aggressively enough. Get closer to the action, especially when you're top tier. There is no reason for you not to be out there clubbing those Isokazes and Clemsons and whatever the T4 slavbote is.
>not playing aggressively enough.
I actively went into destroyer alleys though, unless there was a battleship right there I was consistently capping each battle trying to get a destroyer to come contest.
I had like 4 torpedo volleys shot at me that entire time, and the two destroyer kills were defending battleships against suicidal dds.
>I had like 4 torpedo volleys shot at me that entire time,
unless I wasn't clear on this, I mean only 4 across all my battles to get the 1m damage.
destroyers just won't fuck with my cleveland at all
You mean if he's headed straight for you? You might not be able to do a lot of damage to him, but he certainly can't for you, either. If you're playing a IJN or KM cruiser, at a certain point, it becomes exponentially more dangerous for the Cleveland to get any closer because of torps. He'll probably know this and swerve to avoid torps but that's when you shoot him right in his fat, squishy sides.
A Cleveland vs Cleveland duel is a toss-up based on who has the best gunnery.
What's more dangerous is a Cleveland who is sailing away from you. Don't let him bait you into an asswaggle tailchase.
Try to be just slightly behind a friendly DD or something. Don't go charging in by yourself unless you have no choice. I dunno. DDs are best at finding DDs, so if you follow them, you're bound to get some good shots at a distracted enemy DD.
> Fighter Ryujo
> Neuter enemy cv completely and score hits every bombing run
> 3 games in a row of defeats because team is retarded
Fuck this shit, the enemy cv did absolutely nothing and I ended up with more points even in defeat, why are people so bad?
Should I ruin my chart by going up USN DDs to get myself a sweet benson?
Correct. Hotel is literally the qtest. (but Nagato is a qt too)
W-where did Nagato-senpai touch you?
>mfw after seeing the official Chinese WoWS website
I want to vomit.
When will we get Akagi-senpai and Kaga-san?
>everyone just leaves and sails into the islands
>I have to solo 4 unspottable IJN DDs spamming an endless supply of torps and a Yamato by myself in a BB
yeah thanks team
>being this cute
Hello fellow trumposter
Whatever it takes to show Akagi-senpai how much I care
>Not voting for Trump
It's worth coming back to make America great again
Trump is NOT a meme and will win the election.
Get the fuck out you liberal cuck.
>tier 9 prem Iowa that won't ever get nerfed
Chinks are less sensitive to pay to win.
lot's of pretty amusing games today... literally kuma, orlan, hermelin division in a tier 6 game... i had to solo cap 4 points that game not counting killing 2 dd who messed around and our n.m had to kill 6 ships to carry it. i guess it's enough, the more so i can buy mahan now
i won't sell my fairy though
>trump is a meme
good meme my friend
Literally everyone knows it's you Kitty.
>He sent the doubloons
>mfw 8 pages of people asking to watch his replays and giving advice
I'm going to insist on calling him
He's gonna do his very best.
>not wanting a month of blogposts on Bucky's progress
do what you will
>Selling Yamato training sessions send all doubloons to F22xRaptor
If this motherfucker isn't spouting memes and watching cute boat girls anime by the end of the month I haven't done my job.
>For graduation introduce him to wowsg
Apparently warpack for WoWS is an actual thing.
I wouldn't recommend trying it out, there are reports of it setting off anti-virus scanners. The modder's excuse is that warpack uses injection tools that hook into the game, and that these are seen as viruses by scanners, but I've seen this excuse used all too often by pirate DRM crackers and cheat trainer devs who were later exposed to be sneaking in RATs (remote administrative tools) or other backdoor trojans.
>tfw you're finally feeling the Yamato after a couple of +200k games
too bad my stats are still garbo in it
Apparently you don't even have to aim, the game plays for you. You could literally just ALT+TAB out of the game to shitpost on 4chan, come back in 20 minutes, and find that you've won the game.
Oh, apparently warpack is a paid hack, it's not free. They give you a time limit trial, and then charge you money. I guess that's one good thing about Poland, then.
Kirishima Premium when?
>If this motherfucker isn't spouting memes and watching cute boat girls anime by the end of the month I haven't done my job.
You're doing god's work.
>play t6 cruiser
>1-2 dd at max each battle
>play t4 dd
>1st battle 5dd
>tfw you'll never go on a roadtrip with your shipfu
Where's your god now?
>Joust enemy Yamato at less than 3km range
>His shells bounce
Is there anything better in life?
>not the high res version
if i could choce i prefer eastern european instead of brazlian monkeys
>tfw I kind of want a Fubuki but I have literally no interest in grinding through the entire jap DD line to get there
why? there is some good girls on that tree
>tfw you want to be the Akagi-senpai to Buckys everywhere
I don't like ships with a torp>gun focus, I just kind of want a Fubuki because I think it's a cool ship but shit like the Mutsuki just turns me off even bothering to go down the line.
This is a good song
>tfw want Yugumo
>it isn't even in the game
>Kagero a shit
Free exp the first hull upgrade and get the 10km torps for the Mutsuki. It's a hell of a lot easier. Hatsuharu is also bearable compared to the CBT version.
This is coming from someone who got to bote slut.
I know, that's why I'm not bothering. As much as I like the ship I'm already have fun feeding on the Jap DDs while grinding my slav DDs or Jap CAs.
but anon you will never know the pleasures of driving with zekamashi
>shoot all your torps to a yamato/montana
>miss all of them
>kill 3 other ships that you never saw with that barage
>1st on xp
Real talk wowsg is the best general, we have:
>Cute boat girls
But I already have boatloads of fun nuking stuff at T10.
I wish we actually discussed real botes once in awhile like we did for tanks in WoTG.
I wish you could switch between main battery guns and secondary guns of 6" or greater.
>Gotta... run away
>begin 6" HE spam as you retreat
>or a DD is chasing you so you can light him with 6" spam
there's some real bote discussion every now and then which is nice when it happens
I'd like to participate in more of it but unlike tanks I had no interest in botes until after I started playing this, and so I barely know anything outside of the like 2 or 3 botes I really like
but i am anon
anon im not even a good player
It might not be the worst ship in the game but I had less fun in it than I did in the Kawachi, so anything that made it less unpleasant would have been appreciated.
Although I'm not sure why it even matters anymore because I'm never going near the thing again.
If your country never put a battleship caliber cannon on a tank, your not a real country
the french certainly had an obsession with quads
god bless the cykas and their weird naval artillery tanks
Translation from a RU dev post. tldr:
>Clan tags not coming soon™. Team Battles coming soon™. Clans MAY be coming by the end of 2016.
>AA might be getting changed soon. Apparently, Adm. Kutuzov is a realted experiment for this.
>Possibility of changes to secondaries, maybe a temporary boost to accuracy.
>New perks and perk rebalance cominng soon™.
>There's no problem with permanent turret destruction ))))))
Specially for Atlanta ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>CVnt's are spoiled as usual, complaining
about not making enough credits despite carriers earning about as much as premium ships.
>Devs are overall pleased with fighter ALT mode, since it rewards actual skill.
>In-port armor layout details: Maybe next year ))))))))))))))))))
>There's no problem with permanent turret destruction ))))))
I'm not complaining. Although there was more of these than I was expecting.
for to blow up the fascists in defense of poдинa)))))
Nuke cannon developed before it was replaced by ballistic missiles.
So fellow moneybags, what to mount on my new vessel?
>tfw whiffing a torp run on a BB from less than 2k away
how do you whiff it when you get a lead indicator? did he turn?
my advice for you is to torp him then save one launcher and if he turns into them torp him while you're broadside to him
God these boats are cute af WARGAMING PLEASE JUST MAKE AKAGI A PREMIUM
meh they could shoot decently far then
in a perfect world where secondaries weren't a meme I would say take them, especially since mikhail has some nice secondaries but in practice they'll never hit anything
How fucking cool is it that the Japs built not one but TWO Yamato class ships? 46cm guns is just insane.
>you will never stop people from bullying your waifu about her height
>there are people who don't love Kirishima
Out of curiosity, how tall are they actually supposed to be?
>Not getting your waifu platform shoes to increase her height.
>There's no problem with permanent turret destruction ))))))
>increasing you're waifu's height
>not wanting a cute, petite waifu
I don't play for months, and I come up with these kind of score, yet back when I played often I was way worse than this... Go figure
But damn it was fine game, starting pretty bad for my team with me being the only one left alive against 4 cruiser and a DD, yet I managed to cap all the areas and win the game, with the cherry on the top killing the camping DD(kind of understandable, since I had previously massacred his entire team) mere moments before his torp salvo hit me, like there were at least 5 torp at less than a hundred feet of my ship when my hit landed and the victory screen came up.
It feel good, also damn is the Dresden fun to pilot, dat maneuverability.
certainly, that range and speed increase is great
torps, maneurability and aa are the only things where squishier and slower farragut is better than nicholas (well also nicholas is a paper sheep while farragut is a real one)
btw the 5th gun on farragut a shit, check this pic >>128212257
you can be atago and show bucky your fuel tanks much like on your picture though
she prepare to shoot heroin for the first time? :^)
>graphics interchange format
>mfw I found out Fighters Alt Mode enables friendly fire
a pic of shimakaze on the main page
i bet they didn't bother to ask kancolle for permission, chinese never do
literally nothing similar to fubuki (except them both being girls)
Tactical nukes. Couldn't get them minitiaturised down to 8in, let alone 6in back in the day and ballistic missiles were still at a stage where you could consider it a good shot if it it the county.
>teammate in a tirpitz
>he's just generally being dumb about everything he does and says
>look up his winrate
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE MY TEAMMATES
who lives on the bottom of the ocean?
>filled with dead bodies
those are already all eaten, hoteru-chan prepared the room for you!
Do you not get what the ocean is? It's a giant soup bowl of micro organisms and water. Ever bit of organic matter that was exposed to seawater has been eaten and turned into something else. If that wasnt how it worked the ocean bottom would be a veritable bone graveyard from millions of years of fish and whales that died.
it's salt water, not coka-cola
the salt water won't dissolve bones neither micro organisms would eat them... actually if they are covered with sand those jap remains may have a chance to last millions of the years as fossils
yet again, you still can find bones/fragments of the bones.. and bury them
>neither micro organisms would eat them
Actually the ocean floor is full of micro-organisms that eat bone. Look up whalefalls and the types of bacteria that inhabit the bone after all the flesh has been eaten by other creatures.
also, do you want to argue with the bible
>And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them
btw the sea is like a special kind of hell there in the revelation and would be got rid of much like the actual death and hell
>And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire
>And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea
a bone cannot be completely eaten by micro organisms since it's largely inorganic
it can be eventually destroyed by different chemical reactions and physical processes like rubbing but it can fossilize too
Not happening until we get an alien invasion.
>Not putting the already available and not sunken Iowa class ships into space
>it's largely inorganic
is this nigga being serious
>it's salt water, not coka-cola
How astute! Did you know clouds are actually water vapor, not cotton candy? And the moon, it's actually just a big ol' rock, not cheese!
You're a fucking retard please, kill yourself.
And I never even came close to implying that salt water alone would dissolve bone. Hungry micro organisms, though, will.
I dont even know why I'm bothering with this. Like I said, if there wasnt a process in place for digesting bones then the ocean floor would be filled with spoopy skelingtons.
>organic organisms are only capable of eating organic material!
>if there wasnt a process in place for digesting bones then the ocean floor would be filled with spoopy skelingtons
do you even read my posts?
>it [a bone] can be eventually destroyed by different chemical reactions and physical processes like rubbing but it can fossilize too
and then, the ocean bottom is huge and the bones are tiny and are usually covered with sand or sludge
you seem to know nothing of biology
yes they can eat organic only
they can affect their inorganic substrate though but they don't eat inorganic part of a bone like they don't eat stones
Reminder this whole conversation started with one anon talking about why he wouldn't want to live inside of Yamato
>Going through old screenshots
what a terrible time post launch was.
Why did they put Atago instead of Takao in the game? She is the only non-nameship in the IJN tree tech.
Because she is the more favored between the two.
who's bucky then?
united states of america?
i think it should be the other way, akagi it's usa and trump is bucky who want to escort her (his) love to safety
she is a premium, none of the premiums is a nameship of her class
same why we have tirpitz instead of bismark, gremy before we got gnevny etc
Did they say they were going to add Takao eventually?
>Bucky gets on
>Wife is pregnant
MY LITTLE DD IS GROWING UP ;_;
>When the enemy carrier decides to fly every single one of his planes over your cruiser
>Not representing /wowsg/ and our support for Trump
I sexually Identify as Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of deporting disgusting foreigners from the United States. People say to me that a person being Donald Trump is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a toupee, a small loan of a million dollars and great relations with Putin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Donald” and respect my right to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. If you can’t accept me you’re a Trumpophobe and need to check your Trump privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>posting so much I have to do two four selection captchas
>I can do whatever I want the rules dont apply to me!
>none of this will be removed from the thread
>2 enemies left vs me and a Farragut and they're about to win through points
>chase down and blow up the Ryujo at 998/1000 while non-stop btfo'ing his planes out of the air
>give enough time for Farrabro to contest the middle cap and kill the Mutsuki at 990/1000
if only every match could be as intense as this
Ok friendly captains im gonna get drunk until I cant type now
<<Kirishima is a QT, please post more Kirishima>>
Name even one thing wrong with any of the Kongos
protip: you can't
you take that back, Kirishima is the QTest
oh and i remember the names of haruna only because it sounds close to garuda (a god bird from the indian (of real indians not those red skinned ones) myths) and hiei because she watched clemson-class edsall being spanked
Jesus Christ... 2 minutes for a match in T7 during prime time?
Sorry, but that title is already taken by Hotel, who is, literally, the QTest.
However, I'll concede that QTree is quite the QT.
Sorry but short hair and glasses is way QTer than big tits and ponytails
Is this game good?
I really liked Battlestations: Midway back in the day and I've been looking for something that scratches that same itch. I want to pilot big ships and blow the fuck out of other ships with artillery.
A good CA will harass a team
A good DD will stop a push
A good BB will prevent a push
A good CV will win the game (^:
BBs are king in upper-tiers, assuming there isn't a 4DD/team spam
because that's impossible anon
using BBs as an example
they're easy to pick up and play, much like heavy tanks in WoT, but trying to help out your team will usually result in Teamdaamge, miscommunication, kill stealing etc.
Those torp hits almost make me want to pick up DD. Almost.
it's the most retard friendly at higher tiers.
BB and CA have to deal with leading and angling. A retarded BB or CA can be fucked in the citadel/burnt to death by a good player while they are properly angled and avoiding shots to take bare minimum damage.
A retarded DD only has to remember two numbers. Torpedo range and detection range, if they forget torpedo range oh well they can try again without being fucked, if they forget detection range they can smoke and run, and can't be fucked in the citadel.
so by sheer survivability a bad DD can out perform a bad BB/CA.
you have 10 seconds to explain why Pixy isn't in your CV's air squadrons
Should I sell the Emden? I need the money and would like the extra port slot. Can't see myself dinking around on a t2 premium ship.
I sold it.
It depends on if you want a trophy ship or not. tier 2 isn't a profitable tier and it's a shit bote to begin with. If you want it to sit in your port and look fancy, keep it. If not go ahead and sell it.
>Breaking news: KanColle now OFFICIALLY in partnership with WoWS, but only on the Chinese server :^)
if so, why did they draw shimakaze noticeably different from the kancolle art, no >< on her turrets, no visible panty thongs on her hips
because it needs to be slightly visually different, so that wargaming china can claim it as independent, official art :^)
remember, only in china can WoWS be partnered with kancolle, because copyrights don't apply in china ))))))))
What's up with this flag? Never seen it before.
Do you have an old version of the flag changing mod? Because the latest update broke it.
That's the supertester flag, handed out to STs on the NA server.
I'm EU, so I'm fucking jelly. I want my circlejerk masturbationary flag.
No, I have never installed mods.
Makes sense, the supertester flag. Thanks
the queue numbers don't update once you're allocated to a match (the WoWS logo in a circle appears, to represent that you're "loading")
in the time between allocation and entering a match, the numbers can change significantly
So, /WoWSG/? What is it with this game, and these cartoon collabs?
He has a point, you know.
My post is clearly satire, if you got mad you're 100% bad.
>tfw all those clevelands get slipped some AP shells
Can AP shells start fires? Currently on the Chinese forums there's a shitstorm going on, apparently someone posted a screenshot of AP shells causing a fire, but people are calling him out as bullshit and claiming that it's photoshopped.
>Hit Minekaze with all of my shells as Fuso, leaving him with a fire and 400 health.
>Allied Gremy that nearly torped me beforehand snatches the kill, robbing me of a Myoko mission DD
Getting real tired of this shit. Going to start sinking allies left and right.
>tfw I still remember when I'd first started the game and my highest tier ship was a Myogi I had a 46% overall WR
I suppose it could be worse now for only a few hundred games played total
that pleated skirt and thigh highs that show off just an inch of leg
>mfw I saw that irl once
>on a qt japanese girl even
Myoko get! Thats both of them. But...
Why the fuck is it so god damn pink jesus christ who the fuck thought this looked good? Just fuck my ship up.
>was so tired today I went to bed at like 7
>apparently I sleepwalked into the kitchen and started babbling stuff about battleships and grenades
>confused the fuck out of my parents before somehow stumbling back into my bed
what the fuck man I haven't sleepwalked since I was like 5
Managed to get 3 DD kills tonight, thank fuck. Went on a drought for the past few days. Only 10 left now, time to collapse for a while. G'night bros.
I could swear all the ones I've seen were basically just the regular ship metal colour but with funky neon lines all over it
or maybe I'm just thinking of the Kongo and the Myoko is always just a garish eyecancer paintjob
She doesn't just work for Wargaming, she's an actress for Russian daytime television shows as well.
I don't remember the Kongou being this accurate. Is the Arpeggio Kongou in any way different? Does she have any bonuses?
Alright so let's get this straight
I shouldn't attack BBs, because my guns will be ineffective and my torps are way too short-ranged
I shouldn't attack cruisers because their guns will melt me.
I suppose I can attack other DDs!
Yeah just take on this ship that
-goes almost as fast as you do
-has more and better guns than you
-has more than twice your health while being less fragile
But you should win because, hey, you're a little smaller and faster