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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General
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2016-01-14 03:03:08
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NA CS edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg (embed)
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png (embed)
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg (embed)
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg (embed)
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)
Watch this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed)
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)
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>>128499065
top meme lad
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rip clown9
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>>128499179
that's nice.
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>Swedes
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>>128499313
nice jawline
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Who else deranked?
MG1 to GN1
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>>128499435
Supreme to DMG
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inb4 skadoodle becomes IGL because no one else wants to do it
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>>128499065
does s1mple have huge hands or a tiny head
>>128499435
#wasglobalstillglobal here
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CLOUD 8 LMFAOO
>LOSE A TOP IGL
>REPPACE HIM WITH A HACKING PUGSTAR NOOB
KEEEEEEKK
KEEEK
BTFO BY WINTER FOX WITH SWAG PLAYING KEEEEK
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rip NA dream c9 roster
swag
skadoodle
GeT_RiGhT
shroud
n0thing
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>>128499516
It's so bad at my current rank.
I'm getting mostly kids who dunno shit about the game, who have been GN1 before update and damn am I raging hard every game..
You DON'T want to play mirage at my current rank.
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-stewie2k +WarOwl
it's so simple
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>>128499690
shroud and n0thing don't below in any dream rosters
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>>128499516
damn that guy looks feminine as fuck
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-n0thing
+tarik
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>>128499516
can't find more than 4 pictures
some more somewhere?
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>>128500101
http://unseentrans.tumblr.com/post/132662705076
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>stewie
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I refuse to buy any skins that aren't factory new.
Is anyone else here as autistic as me?
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>c9 getting cucked by random NA T3 pug
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the fucking round timer
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>>128500253
Only AWP and AK should be FN
Everything else should be MW
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>-stewie
>+semphis
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I SAY CLOWN YOU SAY NINE
CLOWN
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>>128500278
>not liking 60 minute tactical rounds
cmon man
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>>128500157
ty f@m
>>128500371
NEIN
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>>128500371
NINE
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>>128500371
Nein
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>burgers have been in afghanistan for fucking 15 years
>whining about a 60 minute timer when fighting terrorism
smdh
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>>128500101
she camwhores on chaturbate all the time under the name warmfreshpaint
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Rip
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rest in pepperoni haha ha aahaha
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>>128500551
>she
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>>128500668
it's 2016, move past your hate and ignorance please
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>>128500668
that penis is super feminine she is clearly female
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Holy shit Cloud 9 looks like such a mess. And I bet it wouldn't improve much if Skadoodle was there
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wow did it got taken down?
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>>128500734
>it's 2016
>move
pick one senpai
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>>128500734
>guys, it's $CURRENT_YEAR !!!!
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>shroud
LEMME JUST CASUALLY TRY TO STROLL THROUGH A SMOKE HERE
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now the roundtime is 1:55
this shit is a joke and now I know why stunna is backing them up
they are letting Swag play
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mfw C9 loses a map to Winterfox
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>>128501182
thats the correct round time..
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>>128501308
this isn't a valve tournament...
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>>128501374
hasn't like every tournament changed to the new timers
1:55 rounds and 40 sec bomb
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>meme team winnings the meme map
gotards stop with your memes
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god this caster
>swag didn't mean to throw that smoke behind him instead to where he's aiming right now
lmao
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ahaha whats going on bros its PEEEWDIEEEPIEEEE give me a BROFIST BROS!
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Did titan died
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>>128501581
yas
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THAT FULLY FLASHED NOSCOPE FROM XP3
LOL
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>stewie
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>STEWIE
my sides
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wow a braindead pug team is winning dust2
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I remember XP3 getting a wallbang through a wall in cache a few months ago, shit was crazy
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>>128501581
>>128501619
i feel bad for cypher
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>>128501737
he's like the worst awper statistically in the whole pro scene but he does hit the occasional sick shot
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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PSA: C9 vs WinterFox
WinterFox took map 1, c9 looking like shit atm desu famas..
twitch tv fuazubu
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>that round on long
Now THIS is NA cs
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>>128501847
>PSA
hello the front page of the internet
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hey, my hacks are working!!!!
-stewie2k
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>freakazoid bottomfragging
sean isn't there to give him a shot
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>>128501847
Azubu player is fine desu
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SEAN I NEED YOU
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- FRKZD
+ semphis
- skadoodle
+ ShahZam
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-stewie
+semphis
-freak
+Timmy ta
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>a is weaker than b
>when theres 1 player b and 2 at a
lmfao
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>>128502284
SEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAN
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT BRING IT
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>>128502284
>>128502442
>tfw your dealer is gone
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>>128502557
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God NA team
Semphis
Jordan Gilbert
Skadoodle
Automatic
Cj da king
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w-what do you MEAN you LEFT????????? WE DO OUR JOB DILIGENTLY NOW FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS BEEN SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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>>128499782
top tier
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XP3 OBVIOUS AS FUCK
LMAO
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>>128502714
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>>128502714
>>128502634
S-SEAN?
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fuck off harveyfag
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>>128499435
LE to MGE
I only have played like 5 mm matches in the past month. I lost 2 of them and deranked. I'm just gonna play like once a week or so from now on just to maintain my rank
It's high risk/low reward; it's easy to derank but hard to rank up
imo it should be just as hard to derank as it is to rank up in terms of how many matches won/lost
until they are equal I won't go back to mm
cevo and faceit are decent for now
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What steam pictur proves that im not a hacker?
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NA dream (meme) team
m0e
Summit1g
Warowl (igl)
Shroud
Kittyplays
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>>128502848
>imo it should be just as hard to derank as it is to rank up in terms of how many matches won/lost
it is
the rank shift has already pretty much stabilized
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>>128502913
ONE WITH YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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are both these teams in teamhouses? Winterfox all have the same ping and c9 all have the same ping minus Shroud...
why the fuck would swag be living in the team house? He's from the carolinas, no way he gets 45 ping on a server californians have 45 ping on
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>>128502913
some muscular af guy flexing
bonus points if you crop face out
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>>128502968
I have no grillfriend. I have a grill on my friendlist.
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>>128502960
off yourself reddit
mOE already showed he is better than kennys on LAN
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>>128503137
USE HER AVATAR
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lol @ them automatically shutting down the server after the game is over, so it freezes the gotv
hahaha
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i bet there's going to be 60 min round time again when they restart the server for 3rd map
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>>128502960
>>128503138
You guys mean device right?
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>>128503220
daboo is LITERALLY our guy
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>>128503081
Yeah that'd be really weird if swag was at the c9 team house. I thought I read a month ago that they were looking for a house, I doubt they got one already
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>>128502960
kek
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>>128503409
oh he was casting? i would have watched then.
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>>128503404
devve*
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downloading david bowie blackstar anyone listen to it senpai
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not waiting 2mins after the last rounds is like a big fuck you to the caster, lel
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Is it true the m0e_tv ACTUALLY said to get your lol on here?
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Moe is literally the best awp NA hebraprd Kennys in the ass in LAN with a tram he never played with before. If you build a team around moe sgares and semphis you get NAs first major win.
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>>128503673
>hebraprd
i'm not sure what this means but for some reason it makes me feel like this post needs a trigger warning
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>>128503528
its ok
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>>128503801
*he brapped
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>>128503865
>>128503528
and I want to add that is very overrated since Bowie died like 2-3 days after the album was released.
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>>128503409
is this some sort of new meme
Daboo is shit
It's clear he's not super knowledgable about the game and english is his second language
He sounds like some guy that just works at the organizer and they were like "fuck we need an english caster and none of can speak passable english. Daboo, you're ok at english, right? Do the cast, we don't want to have to pay for a real caster."
I have been watching the russian streams for this competition because all the english casters have been so annoying
at least russian sounds cool and if they say something retarded/cringey I don't understand it
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>>128503673
there is no awp in NA like mOE
all of them are pussies
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>>128504071
exactly my thoughts.
he is boring as shit
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>>128504071
He's a better caster than DDK and all other casters besides Anders and Semenler
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>>128504471
don't be silly, famalam
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>cache is t sided
what
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>>128504071
he got /cuteboy/ stich to cast for us :3
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>wintercucks
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oh come on daboo.. dont start rambling about random shit like the difference between a tactic and a strategy
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>stewie dying unnecessarily on eco
literally shahzam- the rifler
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>>128505815
Unnecessary deaths are a staple of NA cs
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I just played with missharvey in an esea pug and I told her about how people photoshop her face hidden in our thread OP pictures
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>>128505995
true, it's like these people don't think it matters whether you win a round with 1 player left alive or 5
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>>128506053
what'd she say? didn't someone email her last year
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>>128506151
>last year was 2015
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>>128506053
bullshit tbqh famalam
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>shitie2k
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>sewage2k
I like it
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>shittie2k
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>>128506302
>>128506361
what did he do?
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>>128506392
ran through a smoke like a retard and got absolutely shit on
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>>128506151
I emailed her but never got a response.
This was after harveyfag admitted to following her at the esea lan. (This is why he appears in the semphis vid because he wanted to be earliest as possible to see her)
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I'm a strong supporter of WFX, I can already call it looks like a gg lol. Good job on the pick up C9 it feels like a solid pick up!
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nice repeeks there shroud real smart
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>>128506053
>>128506507
Hello reddit, nice fucking white knighting
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BRAX U BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
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>>128506217
>2007 was 33 years ago
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Guys i came here to tell you I won the $1.5 billion jackpot in the lottery and plan on spending my $800 million on CS:GO skins
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How did he not get blind there? The fuck is this game
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>cloud 9 loses another eco
lol
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>>128507197
he dodged it
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>>128507197
it was a shit flash
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>>128507197
clock shift
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>>128507262
You cant dodge a flash in real life. Fuxks sake even COD does it right. This game is garb
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>make video game
>people hate it because its not real life
what more can i do
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>>128507415
lol
go back to arma, kiddo
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swag will never be at a major again
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>>128507578
good kids a fag
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>>128507415
And frag grenades have a lethal radius of over 2 feet irl what's your point
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guys
which is the best m4a1-s skin?
http://csgostash.com/weapon/M4A1-S
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>>128507681
That this game.is shit and DOD is a billion times better because of gets simple basics down
COD too
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>>128507985
your least liked one
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>>128507578
>this wigger will never be at a lan again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1mt1swzrY
Glad those kikes are banned too rofl
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who /dotcrosshair/ here?
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>>128508564
I have a square crosshair with a little hole in the middle for them headshots. it's pretty good
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>>128507045
THERES NO SOUND
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>>128508698
0.5 width masterrace right? right?
also mine is a 0.5 dot with a 2px 50% alpha black outline
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anyone want to play with me on my silver elite smurf?
usa east coast
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>>128509990
you post this every night around 12. you should get some rest for a change, anon.
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>>128510386
this is the only time i play
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>>128509990
>smurf
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>>128510497
do you wageslave that hard?
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>>128509990
no chill people want to play with smurfs, you are just going to get other smurfs and shitty people
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>>128510595
in uni, don't work. just do shit during the days
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>>128507985
the hot rod since I've never seen one
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>>128510719
has anyone ever taken you up on your offer?
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>>128510998
yes
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>>128511087
cool. anyways, i'd play with you if my rank wasn't nova 3 and i had a mic.
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>>128508698
>>128509002
please post
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>>128506291
nah dude,
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=6002203
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>>128506151
she just went "ROLF"
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missharvey 7.96 12 4 24 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 .104 28
lol
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>>128513775
>>128513579
>>128506053
http://www.twitch
.tv/missharvey/v/35313788
Holy shit you can actually see her face change for the rest of the stream after you mention that.
02:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw
old meme coming through
and wow i just realized that the end of the url is jw
cool
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>>128514204
*02:40:00
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ubinited getting on nosleeptv
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>>128514204
there was a guy here who drew a bunch of hardcore porn of her that got posted on her fb page but she apparently doesnt check it just posts there
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>>128499435
I deranked from LE to DMG, but that was after losing like 3-4 solo queue matches, so I don't even think it was because of the new rankings.
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>>128514204
how is this the first time she hears about this? She looked legitimately shocked and ended the stream right after rofl
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>>128514204
thanks for this, when I was in game I couldnt check her stream, this made my day
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>>128514354
missharvey is so outta the loop
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>>128514204
>is this guy for real
>highlights text
>her face when after that
>ends stream right after
god bless /csgog/
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>>128514204
I cant read the text is it clear to her that its just one guy doing it or does she think its all of csgog
because its 1 guy
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>>128514707
I tilted her so fucking hard
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>tfw wife's son used my credit card to buy $500 in gun skins
>wife's boyfriend rewarded him for doing it
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>>128514724
she highlights the text at 02:40:35
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>>128514860
nice one anon
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>>128514793
you probably ended her stream early too
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>he desperately tries to get pros attention in deathmatch
>he bothers pros on deathmatch
>he sends streamers passive aggressive "support" donations requesting attention and some meme response
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>>128515025
my gift to you, /csg/, love you guys
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>>128515114
why do you say /csg/ instead of /csgog/ like a human
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>>128515110
>see goatrope in a dm
>say "is that the goatrope"
>no response
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>>128515157
flush yourself
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>>128515219
:^)
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>128515114
>play dm all day everyday
>just went positive against adreN
come at me
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>>128515506
lol
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who is your favourite electronic games commentator?
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If youve never played on a different res and try changing does it affect your aim? i.e. does sens feel different on different res or am I being dumb
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>>128515753
ur being dumb
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>>128515790
thanks senpai
may skins and good reg come to you
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>>128515753
unless you're going from stretched to not stretched or the other way around then no
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>pistols can still one shot through headarmor
>'balanced'
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>>128515880
tfw five seven/p250 oneshots and getting quick 3k's on eco
feels better than busting a nut when you just dome these niggas who paid 4k~ :^)
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>>128515880
gomenasai
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>DaZeD mad about hen1 not speaking english in FPL
>keeps typing shit and backspacing it
#newdazed
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HOLY SHIT TURN ON DAZED STREAM HEN1 IS LITERALLY MUMBLING AND CALLING LITERAL GIBBERISH FUCKING APEX KEK
DAZED IS FURIOUS
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Why are CSGO matches so fucking easy to bet on? DotA is a retarded rollercoaster but CSGO is incredibly consistent. A good team will beat a lesser team almost always.
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>>128516785
because cs is a team game
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>>128516838
This, but also because CS is very much a game of pure skill and coordination while Dota has more RNG.
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>chat calling DaZeD racist for being mad hen1 is speaking broken english with a hilarious accent in FPL
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>>128516686
its happening again dude
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>cant bet on fpl matches
esports is still 10 years before real sports
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Hen1 the god
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>>128517937
>hen1 literally only knows how to call banana/site
>dazed can barely contain himself
i want him to pop
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its just too fucking perfect that he's sponsored by ibp too
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dazed is essentially losing to winterfox what a cuck
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lmao
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>>128518518
>HAHAHA
>lmao
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>>128518631
loling every kek rn
>I have to learn Portuguese to get fpl points
>DAS RACISSSS
>>
>UNREAL
>UNFUCKINGREAL
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three twenty what more can ido
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>tfw cheating is the only way i can get attention
i-im sorry ;_;
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as i promised yesterday, six hours of playing solitaire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zknNX5Bj4
i wish cs was fun still everything sucks so god damn much
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>>128519954
king of spades is our guy
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>>128519954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_kN_DJQJ3U
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Who /mobile/ here?
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Fnatic or Envy goys
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>>128520416
fnatic
ez
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>>128520416
fnatic of course
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>>128519954
I only wanted to watch if it was streamed, not just recorded. fuck u
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>>128520416
fnatic
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>>128520604
i can start streaming it if you want
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>>128499435
Did ranks deteriorate before the patch?
I was DMG the last time I played (during operation Phoenix) I installed the game last week and had to play deathmatch to get to lvl 3 to play ranked (bullshit)
I won my first game, the one that's needed to display my rank and it told me I was in silver 3. Now I'm being reported for hacking every game from people who don't know which end of the gun shoots bullets
>>
why does dazed have so many knives?
>>
>>128520682
children donating to him
>>
>>128520635
start a csgog stream. inhouse only with csgog
>>
>dazed being a showman convincing children to sub
make me smile
>>
hen1 on steel team
>>
One slot on aus serverr gn2 to ak ranks in queue if you wanna join
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>>128520664
Happened to me too. I didn't even uninstall, just haven't played mm in like a month. Played a few games tonight. After my 1st game I was "moved to a higher skill rank".
Silver III.
I was only gold nova III before I stopped. No idea what happened.
>>
>>128520604
>>128520635
>>128520868
/solitard
will probably play until fnatic vs nv
>>
is hen1 our guy now
>>
>>128521331
play csgog or kys
>>
can envyus take 1 map off of fnatic?
>>
>>128499435
No fucking way is MG1 DMG now.
>>
>>128521437
If it's Inferno then maybe
>>
>>128521771
you're right its new nova2-4 thats old dmg
>>
>>128521331
film yourself eating
>>
Do I need to activate that steam mobile phone app for my lounge bets to go through?
>>
>>128522315
you dont need to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, cutie.
>>
>>128521437
evnyus will win
>>
cany anyoen else bet rn?
>>
when is the game
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>>128512383
it's in the crosshair maker map I have no fucking clue how it works
>>
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>>128515110
>>
>>128515360
I just posted the real one, the title is "that's harakiri" and it's smaller. glad to see my meme is catching on
>>
>>128522315
Yes
>>
>>128523547
>>128523651
the guy who posted the dismissive wave was not me, the guy who normally posts it
i figured that you were the guy who posted it and so i replied with that picture
i was actually thinking about renaming it to That's Harakiri but i couldn't be bothered doing that
>>
>>128523767
how are you doing bro
>>
>>128523864
not well i am reduced to playing solitaire for six hours and uploading it to youtube for laughs
i hope you are doing well, what has been going on with you?
>>
guys I'm falling in love with sadokist
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>>128523913
that's pretty vicious mate. I play solitaire with like 12 decks with my extended family sometimes. it gets pretty intense. I've been trying to find a job because I really need to, but it's difficult in my area
>>
>>128523913
your stream needs mic/facecam
>>
>>128524098
that sucks, i hope you are able to find a job that isn't too aids my lad.
>>
>>128523960
if he lost like 10kg he would like pretty good
>>
>>128524409
>if he lost like 10kg
nah, maybe like 3. he would look fucking gaunt if he lost ten kilos
>>
>>128524409
i meant look pretty good :o)
>>
im glad that esports is starting again
>>
happy is TWEAKED
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>janitor actually doing work
>>
james really dislikes slav cameraman
>>
>dennis 0-3
lmao they dropped the best igl in the game for this shitter?
>>
>>128525431
pronax would be 0 - 8 by this round
>>
>>128525510
fnatic would be 8-0 by this round
>>
happy bates more than dazed
>>
>>128525406
well he is doing a pretty shitty job
>>
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>
Another game ruined by me not having any friends and being lonely.
>>
another csgo match ruined by hacking frenchfags
>>
>>128525996
just be yourself and you'll make friends, bro
>>
kennys needs some lip slave
>>
>>128525996
>>128526247
bys (be yourself)
>>
>>128526281
dunk yourself
>>
>>128526281
by*
yourself is one word
>>
>>128526208
>flusha getting outhacked
we CSI now
>>
>>128525431
prolapse left
>>
>>128526356
flush yourself
>>
Pro-90
>>
>>128526379
sure, just like Loord and Kuben actually retired right
>>
>>128526356
nys
dys
fys
kys
>>
>>128526356
he mean
b u're self
>>
>>128526356
kys
>>
>>128526426
slice yourself
>>
jw is so fucking bad lol
>>
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
>jw
-jw +allu desu
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>>128526281
Holy shit I just realized kys means kill yourself. This entire time I thought it was a meaningless shitpost word.
>>
>>128526467
hang yourself
>>
>>128526562
dump yourself
>>
>>128526562
dunk yourself
>>
this double OT immunity vs alpha sydney for the iem taipei qualifier is pretty awesome
you're all watching it, right?
>>
>>128526562
this is proof that animefags are retarded
sink yourself
>>
>>128526626
neck yourself
>>
they are so obviously walling holy fuck i'm mad
>>
>>128526678
hurl yourself (off a bridge)
>>
Happy is becoming new Dosia, he's giving it all to CSGO.
>>
>>128526794
no u
>>
I'm stuck on mobile right now, is there any place I can see the score without opening the stream?
>>
fuck, anyone screenshotted apex there?
>>
>be fnatic
>be bad
>>
>>128526854
hltv
>>
>>128526854
15-8 for envy now
>>
>>128526912
>>be bad
how many games have you won against hackers?
>>
OLOF
>>
nigger
>>
>>128526986
>le ebin kio hacks maymay
hello reddit
>>
fnatic so shit
thanks for skines
>>
>>128526986
all of them
I'm anime so I just hack harder :)
>>
lol get rekt csgog reddit wins again
>>
>>128527026
>literally looking at olof through a wall sitting in a corner in window for a minute, throwing nades at him
>>
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>he betted on fnatic
>>
how come maniac is analyzing a game he just coached in?
>>
>>128527176
the same reason he has access to a laptop while "coaching" and the team always knew where the fnatic players were
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>>128527163
>betted
>>
Where do they get AVP from?
Or am I autistic and its just his accent
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>>128527176
Because he's hot.
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LMAO
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>avp
every fucking time
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>>128527129
He could hear the m
Nade damage and then saw the USP barrel before throwing the molly
>>
>>128527210
>this new
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>>128527237
so am I
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>>128527257
>>128527223
>ayy doubleu pee
>aup
kys
>>
>>128527223
>>128527257
It's a russian male thing.
>>
>>128527282
oh fuck you got baited so hard idiot
>>
>>128527305
What??
Hes clearly saying Ayy vee pee?
>>
>>128527360
t. merely pretending
>>
>>128527026
>cant admit that frenchies are only capable of winning with hacks
>resorts to hello reddit
whats next, are you going to post reddit frog too?
>>
>>128527382
are you fucking dense senpai
>>
>>128527293
>Having the crosshair at head hight = hacking
M8 I agree with you, theyre digsusting hacking frenchmen. But that is not proof
>>
If you say anything other than
>Ahh vee
Then you'e fucking wrong.
>>
>>128527447
read the filename you idiot
>>
Aвaп
>>
>>128527548
oh
-_-
>>
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>ameretards have a letter called doubleu
>it's two v's
>>
>>128527741
>ayy vee vee pee
??
>>
>>128527784
everywhere else v is vi and w is we
>>
>>128527856
english is the only language that matters, though.
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>Dan
>hmm? whats up? oh that's a throw
what did ddk mean by this?
>>
>>128528019
he means you and I should date.
>>
>>128527959
>literally no good literature
>the most important english writer that existed would write romance novels for lonely housewives if he lived today
>matters
>>
>>128528040
hehe ok :3
>>
>>128528019
You are cute :3
>>
>>128528019
it's like when a field reporter says "back to you in the studio"
It's passing the talking onto the anchor or whoever
jzfb saying dan was a throw or prompt for ddk to start speaking
>>
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>>128528069
what language are you speaking right now?
>>
>>128528069
Joyce would probably post on deviantart.
>>
>>128528172
english, because it's easy as fuck
a literally monkey is almost able to learn it
>>
>>128528209
>a literally monkey
>>
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>>128499435
I went from LE to Nova 4
I've lost every match I can view. Probably going to take a break for a few months
>>
>>128528243
break your neck sempai
>>
>>128528236
>i speak one language and point out tiny mistakes someone makes on the internet
>>
>>128528243
I went from ge to mg2
>>
>>128528236
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koko_%28gorilla%29
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>>128528319
mad
>>
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>>128528209
if it wasn't relevant, you wouldn't have learned it all.
>>
>>128528278
I went from mge to mg2 in one game
mg to nova 4 in one also
this ranking system hates me :(
>>
>>128528347
what's your mom got to do with anything? ;)
>>
>>128528404
it's relevant to communicate with people from other cultures because it's easy as fuck to learn for both of them
there's no relevant culture to it
>>
pre wellfare : global
past wellfare : global
uhhhhhh CSGOGTARDS????
>>
>that krimz aimlock
>>
>>128528484
I never said there was a relevant culture to it. you just agreed with me that the language is relevant.
>>
>>128528458
just because you're a nigger doesn't mean i am too
>>
>>128528489
pre wellfare: supreme
post wellfare: mg1
i was stoned for the past week 24/7 and lost nearly every game for my team (and I played a lot of cs)
now i drop 50 bombs every game
new rank system is nice
>>
>>128528540
I never said it wasn't relevant either dude
>>
What's the third map?
>>
>>128528709
wont be a third map
>>
>>128528709
l'enferno
>>
>>128528709
inferno but it won't come to that
>>
>>128528709
memerno
>>
I feel like the deagle is just strictly better than the scout
cheaper, fires faster, dont need to scope
>>
>>128528814
you feel wrong
>>
>>128528641
well then it's settled. english is the only language that matters.
>>
i feel like 2+2 is 4
>>
This is why you smoke the fucking lanes on b
So you don't have your team looking towards the back of inner getting shot in the side of the head three times in a row, and you can actually clear the site and plant
Fuck
>>
>>128528625
also it's pretty funny how valve made the job even easier for all the smurfs wanting to derank, it's so easy now
weren't smurfs an issue valve wanted to fix?
>>128528814
you can't jump and be accurate with deagle
you can't 2 body shot kill consistently
you can't quickscope fagits
>>
is happy ever___happy?___
>>
>Be NV
>shoot through smoke
>get kills
Ummm, gotards?
>>
olof going for a line
>>
>bet for the first time
>lose everything
thanks guys
>>
flusha flushing himself
>>
>>128528939
Happy is a mean autistic jew that hates his teammates.
He's literally our guy.
>>
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>happy drinking water
>jw drinking pepsi
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>>
CS GO
JUMPING
HEADSHOTS
>>
what more can i do
>>
professional throw
>>
UMP confirmed for superior to ak
>>
>olofmeister is the best player in the world
truly the most epic meme
>>
it legit looks like they're doing this on purpose
>>
>>128529353
Olof hasn't been a top 20 player in at least 6 months. Fucking ridiculous how overrated he is. Definitely the worst player in Fnatic.
I'd argue even Plessen is better, and he's not even part of a big team.
>>
where's the combek?
>>
>>128529412
all of fnatic got worse once they started streaming
when will gotards realize going full time streamer makes you shit
>>
>>128529435
me i cum on ur back
>>
>>128529412
real fnatic top
jw > flusha >krimz > olof > dennis
>>
neck me
>>
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>>128528149
>>128528040
>not knowing who noir is
lmao
>>
>>128529508
Krimz>Flusha>JW>Dennis>Olof
>>
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How much are you losing guys?
>>
>its le crazy guy doing crazy things again!
>>
>jw bhopping around with his knife out
>casters trying to cover the throw
uhh.. gotards?
>>
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>>128528019
>>128529583
agdq is over, go back to being irrelevant /srg/
>>
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>>128529709
>>
>>128529684
>BHOPPING LOGICALLY
>SOMEONE CALLS ME RETARDED
GO
>>
>was going to bet on fnatic
>didnt have steam authenticator
n-neat
>>
>was going to bet on fnatic
>did
just die in my sleep
>>
>was going to bet on enyvus
>no skins
oh
>>
Did fnatic throw or something? That match gave me cancer.
>>
>was going to ask csgog to go on a date with me
>low self esteem
o-oh..
>>
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I wanna operation!
>>
>>128529919
are you cute?
>>
>was going to clean my room
>but then i got high
xd
>>
>>128529957
dude weed lmao
>>
>>128529924
dump yourself
>>
>>128529924
dropping hot on Friday
>>
>>128529957
ebin benin vittu
>>
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>>128529828
>>128529779
>falling for the fnatic meme
Yeah, I'm sure olof and co. could keep up the form needed to sustain their new loose puggy style. Surely the lack of any proper system won't fuck them in the ass with flusha being the IGL. Time bomb waiting to go off desu
>>
>was going to fuck my mom
>dad already fucked her
>>
>>128530070
KEK
U
C
K
>>
>was going to rape pansy in a dumpster
>she was already getting raped in a dumpster by somebody else
kill me
>>
>was going to ask pansy to suck me off for money
>she's already blowing some homeless dude while holding a burrito in one hand
>>
>>128530139
>>128530176
samefag
kys
>>
>>128530241
flush yourself
>>
>was going to beat envyus
>decided to throw
>>
>>128530290
dunk yourself
>>
>was going to hire a good interviewer
>hired this whore instead
>>
>>128530361
kysys
>>
>tfw no azn gf
kill me
>>
>was going to be top 10 rifler
>buy scout and noscope
>>
>kys
>kms
>>
>>128530370
MingLee
>>
>pump 150k into buying out scream
>he runs out of bullets and leaves shox in 1v4
MASTER OF TAPS
A
S
T
E
R
O
F
T
A
P
S
>>
>win the pistol round convincingly on cache
>okay they are decent
>they all hold really tight corners in the second round
Fucking dumb fucks
>>
>>128530370
>>128530389
>watching interview over TSM v Titan
I mean smix is sort of attractive but still...
>>
>>128530430
I bet that 150k deal was shady as fuck
it happened so close to them going broke, I bet somebody got kickback to funnel money away from the dying org
>>
>was going to neck myself
>flushed myself instead
kill me
>>
shox being passive there is retarded
>>
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>>128530430
>>128530525
best aimer in the world, kek
>>
>>128530567
dump yourself
>>
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>>128530389
iktfb
>>
>>128530654
so much makeup
>>
>spent 150k on a meme
>meme isn't fresh anymore
Jus meme my shit up 9gag.
>>
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>>128530683
jealous?
>>
>>128530525
this actually makes sense
>>
>be winning
>decide to lose 16-14
it's like ex-Titan doesn't even want to win anything anymore
>>
>>128530695
they had more cashflow than 150k going in
the problem was that the org is from asia
only NA orgs are stronk
>>
TQM vs Envyus, who will win, why discuss and I will bet accordingly
>>
>>128530781
everyone loses when a frenchman or a danish win a match
>>
>>128530745
more?
>>
>>128530654
>>128530745
disgusting shit
>>
>>128530751
Look, the org may be dead but the spirit lives on
>>128530781
TQM as a team should hard counter teams like envyus or new fnatic. TQM also played envy online and dumpstered them, but that doesn't count as much. So assuming normal playing level for everyone TQM should be taking it.
>>
>>128531020
does your father know?
>>
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is Sweden's CS domination over?
fnatic is a shit
nip is a shit
>>
Can one of you baddies hit me with a (You) ?
>>
>>128530430
le edshot machine
>>
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>>128531127
>>
@128531127
nah
>>
>>128531067
hey i've been to that systembolaget
and come on man fnatic lost to a tier1 team, anyone can do that
they're not finished yet
>>
>>128531168
God bless.
>>
>>128531067
I live there. Pretty sure that pic is from when it closed.
>>
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post setups?
>>
>>128530654
>>128530745
pig disgusting
>>
@128531179
Fag
>>
>>128531394
>>128531510
post cute cocks instead~
>>
>>128531510
thats pathetic
>>
>>128531510
>microphone + headphones costs more than his monitor
Why?
>>
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i'm a full pleb and there's nothing you can do about it
>>
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>>128531541
>>
>>128531854
hng the cutest
>>
>>128531802
its a xb270hu
>>
>>128531815
smoking is bad for you
>>
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>>128531541
>>
>>128532003
that's old
>>
>>128531976I'm already dead inside senpai
>>
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>>128532093
>>
>>128532334
hot
>>
>>128532003
>>128532334
>>128532460
human garbage kill yourself
>>
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>>128532550
>>
when will these guys shut da FUCK up and show the games
i dont want to listen to a bunch of old men talk about a game they dont even play
>>
>Titan stickers skyrocket in price
>>
>>128532668
people are so retarded
like ANYONE would want titan stickers
this won't be an IBP because
-stock for IBP stickers were very small
-IBP stickers look good
>>
>>128500253
I am of similar mindset
However I usually only ever go for skins that are somewhat minimalist, like the Stainless USP-S, Blue Titanium Tec-9, etcI also only buy Stat Trak
>>
>>128532757
flush yourself
>>
THOSE FUCKING ZOOM INS
>>
>kenis looks like a model
i never got this meme
>>
>>128532797
he looks like what happens when a mom gets drunk too much while pregnant
>>
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>>128531394
>>
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>>128532854
>tfw you will never have a gf who gifts you flip knife fade fn for your bday
>>
>>128531394
post one with lights on, famalam
>>
>>128532916
gfs who do romantic gestures at all are actually pretty rare, usually romance is almost completely one sided
>>
>>128532905
Fix your keyboard or kys
>>
>every map besides dust2
>not shit
Pick One.
>>
>>128533005
what do you mean?
>>
>>128500253
I refuse to buy skins of any grade and I don't consider myself to be autistic
>>
>It's a Semmler casting frogs episode
>>
Every time i try to bet on csgolounge it displays some warning for a split second and then nothing happens. What gives?
>>
>>128533050
>muh nostalgia map
>>
>>128532334
>>128532460
holy FUCK milky thighs make me so FUCKING hard
>>
>>128533050
Cache is p good senpai
>>
>>128533190
human garbage
>>
>>128533190
Cute butts are even better desu
>>
>>128533639
kill yourself
>>
>>
did tsm just lose a 5v2?
>>
>>128533846
Yes
>>
FACKEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
>TQM
????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
>>128533846
Impressive, in a way.
>>
>>128533846
Who is tsm???
>>
>>128533936
ex-TSM, now TQM
>>
>>128521771
old dmg was literally like playing against bots
>>
>>128533936
The team that isn't nv
>>
just woke up
ama
>>
is there a worse meme than the 1v1 split screen?
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>TSM choking 6 rounds into the first map
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>>128534027
how long is your morning wood?
>>
are they playing with valve settings?
wtf senpaitachi
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>be envyus
>cheat
>win
>>
>>128534114
the 1v1 quarter screen with two quarters made up of ads
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>>128534194
Everyone is sucking Valve's cock because they don't have any real choice.
>>
>be shit
>buy pistols
>win
Umm gotards?
>>
>TQM
Not fucking around I see, going straight for the choke.
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>Going to the community hub
Holy fuck it's full of hard meming faggots.
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>>128534346
fucking amazing, isn't it senpai?
>>
/csgog/ do i play 4 3 or 16 9 pls help
>>
Why aren't there nice community servers playing custom defuse maps?
>>
Oh lord, this "he will " meme style casting is seeping from dotard to gotard. The cancer is spreading.
>>
>>128534474
16:9
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>>128534474
16:9
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nice prefire
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>>128534474
I play 4:3 for better fps and more stretched out enemies because of poor visibility.
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NV always delivers on the support team flash. It's always nice to watch.
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>>128534316
s-suck my cock
>>
>TQM execute a set of smokes
>don't actually do anything off them
gotards?
>>
>>128534710
okay
>>
flawless pistol round again, lel
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>>128534484
the csgo community is a new generation of gamers, they dont like dedicated servers and instead only play ranked/queue game modes
there are less community servers now than at csgos launch even though the playerbase is 10x the size
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>It's an envy winning force buys episode
>>
>suck ass
>buy pistols
>win
The only thing I regret about the patch rolling back was the pistol nerfs
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>>128531394
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>>128534720
fake
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>buy pistols
>randomly fire while running
>get kills
>win
UMM GOTARDS?
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>>128534853
I think most of the pistol nerf was good, but the effect it had on the glock vs usp balance in the pistol round was so strong that the overall patch was bad
>>
>>128534879
>gayman headsets
>>
>>128534853
nah i hate pistols too but that nerf was awful
they literally just did x2 spread on everything with no other planning and it felt like shit
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>me using deagle
>crosshair perfectly over head on a still target
>miss
>pros using deagle
>1deag running targets across the map
???????????????????
>>
>>128534924
I have LE K7XX's for music & movies. You don't need a fucking $300+ headset for CSGO. You just need to hear what the fuck is going on. Enjoy your autism
>>
>>128534901
What the fuck
I had to find out in a fucking /csgog/ thread?
>>
>>128534895
>fake
So they fake A and do what exactly? They didn't push the other site, they didn't even go B apps to look for a pick/information. they just threw the set smokes and waited for what? Someone to push them maybe
>>
>>128534975
>1deag running targets across the map
while running
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>>128534975
practice practice practice
128 tick meme
>>
>>128534984
>gayming headsets
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>>128535004
they faked a fake
>>
>>128534975
>not using cheats like the "pros"
lmao
>>
>>128535061
that posture lol
>>
>>128535061
eн бфey
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>>128534901
is that the emo alchemy teacher from harry potter?
forgot his name
>>
>>128535061
>there are autism in this thread rn that thinks kenny looks like a model
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>>128534984
>Implying $300
You could have got a separate pair of headphones and mic cheaper with better sound quality
Instead you bought a headset, because you're thick
>>
>>128535096
it'st he guy who killed dumbledore
snape
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>>128528243
That just means you're a dogshit player, you never deserved LE
>>
nigger
>>
>NBK IGL
>maniac coach
>happy stops baiting every chance he gets
>team reddit #1 in world
csgog in flames
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>>128535160
>haha. this person did something slightly stupid so they're obviously a total fucking failure at life. i wouldn't make that mistake & i'm a total fucking failure so obviously they are in a much worse state then I am
uh ok sure whatever you say
>>
>>128535160
you know there are rational reasons to use headsets, right?
go back to your shitty head-fi memes.
>>
>>128535059
way too next level
>>128534901
wtf mane everyone's getting rekt
>>
>>128534901
Rip Hans.
>>
>>128534937
exactly... tec9 was still op
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>>128535264
people are always going to roast you if you post your setup I dont know what you expect
>>
>>128534908
>>128534937
Fair enough, got hyped by the bullshit pistol rounds but it wasn't that much better. Glock was already shit (unless you're playing against Dazed lel) and they didn't really buff tapping so it was just shittier all around
>>
>>128535283
the revolver is worse than dualies
>>
>>128535264
>Projecting this hard
A google search would have led you to come to that conclusion
You're thick because you clearly didn't think to look into it
>>128535270
Then why don't you name them
>>
>>128535270
like what?
>>
>walking up to duel
>just as he peeks the cameraman starts switching cams
what the fuck is that guy doing
>>
>>128535237
Maniac is my boy.
>TItan meme sinks
>Maniac makes loads of mone with a better team.
Bravo
>>
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>
>>128535270
>you know there are rational reasons to use headsets, right?
working in a call center or on an active job that requires you to move like air traffic control
for home use, none
>>
>>128535460
>>128535470
1. mic in fixed position, always close to your mouth
2. less cable mess
>>
>pro games
>most of the times people are either static or walking slowly around corners
>gn2 games
>people running wild into the least probable spots and bhopping fucking everywhere
gotards?
>>
>another force buy for envy
ayyy elemau
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>>128535556
just get a modmic
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>>128535270
it's not like you actually go to a lan ;^)
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>leave 1 guy alone on site against envy forcebuy
they deserve the l desu
>>
>>128531510
comfy setup anon
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>be shit
>buy tec 9 and armor
>spray everywhere
>win
explain this gotards?
>>
>pros still jump with the Deagle
Will someone explain to them one day?
>>
>>128535914
uhhhhmmmmmm
>>
how many force buys in total?
5?
>>128535914
uuuuuuhhhhh.....
eeeeeeeeeh....
uhmmmmmmmmm....
>>
DA CHOKE IS REAL
>>
>>128535954
quite a few pros dont know that quickswitching the deagle makes it accurate faster, too
actually very few people know that, which I guess makes sense since all the other guns were quickswitch fixed except the deag and the deag only just started getting popular again
>>
>>128535914
pistols are op as shit but that was fucking pathetic from TQM. I can understand one bullshit pistol round, even two, but more and it's your fucking fault for not being able to stop it. Still, fuck pistols allowing retarded plays like this to happen
>>
>wearing a jacket with stripes or any sort of patterns
I seriously hope none of you gotards do this
>>
http://www.hltv.org/match/2300296-fnatic-ex-titan-sl-i-league-starseries-xiv-finals>Kappa
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>>128536058
might as well call themselves
>>
>>128536053
striped jackets can look very good, but it needs to be subtle and tasteful
you also need charisma and good looks to pull it off, like any non standard male dress wear fashion, since it draws attention to you
>>
So how many of these announcers do you think are wearing clip on ties?
>>
>>128536275
I can see the loop on both sadokist and henryg, not clipon
dunno about anders and memeler
>>
>>128514204
Anyone got an oddshot or youtube link?
>>
>>128536275
thorin is autistic so probably finds a tie too tight and distracting, i bet he ripped the tag off his shirt too
>>
>>128536275
thorin is wearing DC shoes
>>
>>128532460
>>128532625
this guy posts here i guess? does anybody know his id?
>>
>>128536347
>oddshot
Greetings reddit
>>
>>128536428
I cant watch twitch vods from my phone faggot
>>
>>128536409
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezly
>>
>>128536457
>phone
hello reddit
>>
>>128536543
dezly is asian i know its not him pls i really want to know who it is
>>
>>128536639
http://steamcommunity.com/id/stary
>>
>>128536375
literally our guy
>>
>>128536639
/id/sniler
>>
>>128536650
pls anon its important i just want to talk to him
>>
>>128536765
vintage meme
>>
>new bomb timers mean no need for a kit in pistol cuase you can wait out every smoke easily
this is so stupid
>>
>40 sec bomb timer
reddit as fuck
>>
every single retake has come down to kills or the cts deciding to save
lame
>>
>pros are still using the m4a1-s months after the nerf
lmaoing at their stupidity
>>
>>128537064
>not being an A1 guy
keep spraying like a mad man hoping some bullets randomly hit lmao
>>
>>128537064
Wouldn't expect anything less from retards who use AK/M4 when the SG and Aug are objectively superior weapons.
>>
>>128537140
>sneaking around with a little bitch silencer because too beta to make noise
stay low t
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>>128537168
talking like that makes me want to cum my fat load inside your asspussy and force you to put your clothes on after so you walk around with my cum pouring out of your ass
>>
>>128537140
>a1
>more accurate after the nerf
lmao
>>
>>128537287
hot
>>
>>128537140
Enjoy losing every close quarter battle with that pathetic fire rate.
>>
loving these jw teamkills
literally our guy
>>
what do i watch
>>
>>128537596
anime
>>
>>128537596
our guys, obviously
>>
>bet on Fnatic
>they lose
>bet on ex-Titan
>they lose
>bet my final skin on TQM
>they lose
JUST
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>>128537407
Enjoy losing every long range battle due to the higher spread
>>
>>128537705
never bet against reddit
reddit always wins
>>
>over 80 percent of twitch chat don't understand what semmler just said
how do you feel?
>>
>tfw gonna open my first 2 cases
hold me csgog
>>
>>128537806
The spread is still a lot lower than AK so it doesn't change anything.
>>
When will this TQM meme die?
>>
>>128537828
what did he say?
>>
>>128537892
whats the meme?
>>
>>128537875
Lower spread means lower spread, retard
>>
>>128537903
He said jw is our guy
>>
>>128538068
what is a retard?
>>
>>128537848
fuck cases never again
>>
>>128538082
nice
why was he talking about jw in a match with NV and TQM?
>>
>>128538043
The team is the meme.
>>
>>128538132
better luck next time!
>>
i deranked from SMFC to MGE, then got back up to LE, but for some reason all my games are against MG1-MGEs, i'm not deranking on losses but it refuses to match me against my own rank. what the fuck are you doing valve?
>>
>fnatic losing inferno ct side
ummm flusha hello?? where are your smokefrags??
>>
>>128538132
Bad goy, cases are good, don't you want that knife? Don't you want to pay for e-sports
>>
>>128538281
no more cheating 2016, the real number one teams (Envy) will come out
>>
what the fuck is going on,
>>
>>128538309
>Envy doesn't cheat meme
>>
>>128538281
He just got one right after spectator switched away from him
>>
>>128538309
but envy was cheating just a few maps ago
>>
Flusha with the mouse pick up
>>
>flusha making it THIS obvious
why? Titan died because they were hiring cheaters
>>
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>>128538508
>>128538557
>>
how was c9 looking last night? i was getting my well needed beauty sleep
>>
flusha
l
u
s
h
a
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>Be shit
>toggle on
>kill everyone with HS through smokes
defend this gotards
>>
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>>128538617
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>i use the m4a4
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>>128538705
on fucking fire, honestly liquid wont be able to become top1 na, c9 is where it's at baby
>>
>Krimz
>7 kills
-Krimz when
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>>128539005
>>
>>128538993
seriously, the only reason people prefer the A4 is when they are so bad they need 10 more bullets to kill someone.
20 bullets, 2 to kill, means you can reliably kill 10 people per round, per a1 clip, without reloading
>>
>>128539005
>top 1 na
so tier 3 EU?
>>
>>128539081
>clip
>>
FROG POSTER
GO
AWAY
>>
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>>128539220
>>
Nice replay there!
>>
>>128539081
>means you can reliably kill 10 people per round, per a1 clip, without reloading
>>
>>128539081
except a4 has faster fire rate and even with perfect accuracy you will still kill faster with an a4
>>
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>>128539220
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>>128539362
>even with perfect accuracy
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>fnaticwhy did I bet on them fuck
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>krimz is the best
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>>128539220
>>
>>128539362
>a4 mongs
>accuracy
pick 1
>>
wEHERE DID THIS DUM FROG POSTER COME FROM????
FUCKING LEAVE YOURE NOT CONTRIBUTING WITH GOOD CONTENT
>>
gotards???
>>
Why is Semmler so biased when he casts french teams? Isn't he American?
>>
>>128539712
hes french
>>
>>128538617
dumb frog poster
>>
>lose every round
>buy 5-7
>win
uhh gotards?
>>
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
LOL
>>
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>>128539672
>>
>>128539362
that's the problem though
a4 is pure rng
>>
supex0's new hook at work?
nbks p250 insane
>>
I was taking a nap hows the tournament been
>>
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>close game
>TSM is involved
gee i wonder who is gonna win
>>
>>128539860
>there are people in this thread who think the accuracy difference between A1 and A4 is significant
>>
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>>128539860
>m4 and ak are pure rng
fixed
>>
>TQM
>>
QuestionMark,
more like SucktionMark
>>
>>128539921
>there are people in this thread who think the shots per minute difference between A1 and A4 is significant
>>
>>128539808
It is a shame, but that is csgo, hitboxes bigger than the source ones, moving and shooting, the price of some guns are just a joke.
>>
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>>128539980
>all weapons in CSGO are pure rng
fixed
>>
all those disconnects though
>>
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>he bet on the most overrated team in the history of cs
>>
>Dupreeh already leaving the game before the bomb even gets planted
>>
>>128540017
let me sucktion you anon.
>>
>>128540081
it said no steam logon
>>
>wake up
>already missed all the best matches
gotards????
>>
>>128540068
stupid frog poster
>>
>fnatic lost inferno to fucking titan
yeah guys kicking pronax sure was a great idea with no downsides
>>
>>128540263
navi g2 and tsm vs fnatic/titan should be fun
>>
>>128540358
pronax wasnt kicked, he left
>>
>Navi G2 match on lounge
>no stream available
gotardos???!!!
>>
>>128540317
it's literally true though, even a stationary scoped AWP can miss thanks to just RNG
>>
>>128540420
surely you don't actually believe this, right?
he got kicked because he didn't get enough frags
>>
>>128540428
use livestreamer
>>
>>128540420
he was kicked like the majority of the people who 'left' or 'retired' senpai, it's just to let him keep dignity/not get as much blame when things go to shit after he leaves
>>
>tfw have my whole inventory bet on fnatic winning starladder
our guys will bounce back right?
>>
>>128540539
>>128540549
pronax was born with fuck you money, hes the richest person in the scene. its perfectly reasonable that he would decide to do other things if he felt like it since he doesnt need to do anything.
>>
gonna take a shower brb
dont post anything so i wont miss out on memes
thanks in advance
>>
>>128540732
c-can I come with you...
>>
>>128540680
>fuck you money
>>
quick post memes
>>
According to >>>reddit there is a hot new operation dropping tonight
>>
>RPK looks through double doors instead of B
fucking kick this retard
>>
>http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/01/14/the-gonzo-awards-the-worst-of-esports-in-2015-pt-1/
Shout outs to Gaming Paradise, Deman, ESEA
>>
>>128540831
like every week
I'd be pretty happy about it though tbqh
>>
WTF is this k1oshima accent
>>
we liek
>>
>>128540920
Le standard frog accént
>>
>>128541016
not standard at all m8
>>
>>128540895
more negative opinion journalism from breitbart yay
>>
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What did he mean by this?
>>
>>128541072
>breitbart
>journalism
kek
>>
>>128541173
They are using unapproved scripts.
>>
>have skin worth thousands of dollars
>can't afford to buy M4A1 AND kevlar
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotards?
>>
>>128541252
ummmmmmmmmmmm????????
>>
>>128540895
>the prize money being paid was about as likely as finding a Swede who hasn’t typed the word “cuckold” into a porn search engine
Some quality writing here
>>
>RpK
>0-0-8
>0 points
UMMMMMMMMM???????????????????
>>
>titan are good on dust2
>rpk 0-0-8
>>128541398
It's a little bit amusing
>>
Will RpK get the 0-15 half?
>>
>rpk
>zero
that oh folks
>>
will surfing make me better
>>
CAN WE GET A 0015 IT HASNT HAPPENED IN A BIG MATCH IN AGES
>>
daily reminder that rpk is a shitskin so don't feel sorry for him, just laugh.
>>
If RPK goes an entire map without getting a frag isn't that some sort of new cs:go record
Did Titan finally achieve something?
>>
>RpK choking the 0-0-15
>>
HE GOT A KILL
FNATIC ARE DONE FOR
>>
RPK droppin dat mad 1 bomb
>>
>>128542037
2 bomb
IDIIOT
>>
>drop a 1 bomb
>we STILL lose the half
fucking teams holding me back
>>
>tfw my friends are too shit to enjoy cs
>>
>>
>>128542149
>tfw get a friend to try cs go
>he one of those guys who if he isnt god when he first tries it avoids it
>>
NiP's first match with Pyth tonight?
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