NA CS edition
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg (embed)
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg (embed)
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)
Watch this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed)
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)
It's so bad at my current rank.
I'm getting mostly kids who dunno shit about the game, who have been GN1 before update and damn am I raging hard every game..
You DON'T want to play mirage at my current rank.
I refuse to buy any skins that aren't factory new.
Is anyone else here as autistic as me?
LEMME JUST CASUALLY TRY TO STROLL THROUGH A SMOKE HERE
mfw C9 loses a map to Winterfox
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT BRING IT
>tfw your dealer is gone
w-what do you MEAN you LEFT????????? WE DO OUR JOB DILIGENTLY NOW FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS BEEN SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
LE to MGE
I only have played like 5 mm matches in the past month. I lost 2 of them and deranked. I'm just gonna play like once a week or so from now on just to maintain my rank
It's high risk/low reward; it's easy to derank but hard to rank up
imo it should be just as hard to derank as it is to rank up in terms of how many matches won/lost
until they are equal I won't go back to mm
cevo and faceit are decent for now
are both these teams in teamhouses? Winterfox all have the same ping and c9 all have the same ping minus Shroud...
why the fuck would swag be living in the team house? He's from the carolinas, no way he gets 45 ping on a server californians have 45 ping on
Is it true the m0e_tv ACTUALLY said to get your lol on here?
Moe is literally the best awp NA hebraprd Kennys in the ass in LAN with a tram he never played with before. If you build a team around moe sgares and semphis you get NAs first major win.
is this some sort of new meme
Daboo is shit
It's clear he's not super knowledgable about the game and english is his second language
He sounds like some guy that just works at the organizer and they were like "fuck we need an english caster and none of can speak passable english. Daboo, you're ok at english, right? Do the cast, we don't want to have to pay for a real caster."
I have been watching the russian streams for this competition because all the english casters have been so annoying
at least russian sounds cool and if they say something retarded/cringey I don't understand it
I emailed her but never got a response.
This was after harveyfag admitted to following her at the esea lan. (This is why he appears in the semphis vid because he wanted to be earliest as possible to see her)
>is this guy for real
>her face when after that
>ends stream right after
god bless /csgog/
>he desperately tries to get pros attention in deathmatch
>he bothers pros on deathmatch
>he sends streamers passive aggressive "support" donations requesting attention and some meme response
>see goatrope in a dm
>say "is that the goatrope"
If youve never played on a different res and try changing does it affect your aim? i.e. does sens feel different on different res or am I being dumb
tfw five seven/p250 oneshots and getting quick 3k's on eco
feels better than busting a nut when you just dome these niggas who paid 4k~ :^)
>hen1 literally only knows how to call banana/site
>dazed can barely contain himself
i want him to pop
Did ranks deteriorate before the patch?
I was DMG the last time I played (during operation Phoenix) I installed the game last week and had to play deathmatch to get to lvl 3 to play ranked (bullshit)
I won my first game, the one that's needed to display my rank and it told me I was in silver 3. Now I'm being reported for hacking every game from people who don't know which end of the gun shoots bullets
Happened to me too. I didn't even uninstall, just haven't played mm in like a month. Played a few games tonight. After my 1st game I was "moved to a higher skill rank".
I was only gold nova III before I stopped. No idea what happened.
the guy who posted the dismissive wave was not me, the guy who normally posts it
i figured that you were the guy who posted it and so i replied with that picture
i was actually thinking about renaming it to That's Harakiri but i couldn't be bothered doing that
that's pretty vicious mate. I play solitaire with like 12 decks with my extended family sometimes. it gets pretty intense. I've been trying to find a job because I really need to, but it's difficult in my area
Holy shit I just realized kys means kill yourself. This entire time I thought it was a meaningless shitpost word.
>hmm? whats up? oh that's a throw
what did ddk mean by this?
it's like when a field reporter says "back to you in the studio"
It's passing the talking onto the anchor or whoever
jzfb saying dan was a throw or prompt for ddk to start speaking
what language are you speaking right now?
I went from LE to Nova 4
I've lost every match I can view. Probably going to take a break for a few months
if it wasn't relevant, you wouldn't have learned it all.
pre wellfare: supreme
post wellfare: mg1
i was stoned for the past week 24/7 and lost nearly every game for my team (and I played a lot of cs)
now i drop 50 bombs every game
new rank system is nice
This is why you smoke the fucking lanes on b
So you don't have your team looking towards the back of inner getting shot in the side of the head three times in a row, and you can actually clear the site and plant
also it's pretty funny how valve made the job even easier for all the smurfs wanting to derank, it's so easy now
weren't smurfs an issue valve wanted to fix?
you can't jump and be accurate with deagle
you can't 2 body shot kill consistently
you can't quickscope fagits
Olof hasn't been a top 20 player in at least 6 months. Fucking ridiculous how overrated he is. Definitely the worst player in Fnatic.
I'd argue even Plessen is better, and he's not even part of a big team.
>not knowing who noir is
agdq is over, go back to being irrelevant /srg/
>falling for the fnatic meme
Yeah, I'm sure olof and co. could keep up the form needed to sustain their new loose puggy style. Surely the lack of any proper system won't fuck them in the ass with flusha being the IGL. Time bomb waiting to go off desu
best aimer in the world, kek
Look, the org may be dead but the spirit lives on
TQM as a team should hard counter teams like envyus or new fnatic. TQM also played envy online and dumpstered them, but that doesn't count as much. So assuming normal playing level for everyone TQM should be taking it.
is Sweden's CS domination over?
fnatic is a shit
nip is a shit
i'm a full pleb and there's nothing you can do about it
>tfw you will never have a gf who gifts you flip knife fade fn for your bday
>Going to the community hub
Holy fuck it's full of hard meming faggots.