Stockholm Syndrome - Edition
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If the previous brawl is anything to go by, they are at least toying with the idea of ongoing spells.
Since blizzard thinks ongoing spells are iffy, what about ongoing spells with a built in termination clause?
>opponents are try harding faggots who rope every turn and playing the game as if their lives depended on winning it
>this brawl where you have to cooperate
>get literal retards for teammates and defeatist who concede at the slightest advantage the boss gets
If I wanted shit like this I would go back to playing ranked solo q in League.
Be a man and add Deathwing to your Secret Paladin deck.
>about to win rank that will move me up a level
>"You've been disconnected. Reconnecting..."
>Turn is over
>My board was cleared
I love Hearthstone
When we add death knight I can't wait to see how much you bitches cry
>tfw your madder bomber fucks you in the ass for the third time in arena but you just can't stop playing him
Most deck never run out of juice nowaday except aggro shitters but they can't beat me so I started running that stupid card as my main 3 drops.
So far it's dank as fuck.
ITT: How we can make this Brawl fun.
>we ping Druid face
>we ping Aspirant at 1 health
>we Healing Touch Mechazod at 8 health
>after our "ally" plays Thrillhouse, we Pyroblast Fireball Fireball Torch Torch Arcane Blast Arcane Blast his face
>we use the Bananas to buff Mechazod
dancing swords is one of my favs. I've always loved game mechanics that give your opponent something in return
>arcane fucking denial
fuck man, we had a pauper scene going on in my previous game store and i would literally always win except vs burn with a GU turbo fog/mill deck with this card, moments peace etc. fun times
>vs solitaire mage as nigger priest
>i won because i heal myself 40+
why nigger priest is so fun.
>opponent doesn't respect your card on the board
>punish them so fucking hard they concede in disgrace
Hero Power: Summon a random minion that died this game.
Lich King, 10 mana, 4/15
Battlecry: Replace your hero with the Lich King
Weapon: Frostmourne, 4 Attack, 10 durability, when you destroy a minion with this weapon gain 2 health.
Hero Power: From the Grave, basically the Priest card "Resurrect".
So do you think we'll get the last 3 classes this year? Demon hunter, death knight and monk.
The lack of demons, undead and pandarians seem to point that way, although illadin as a card already makes demon hunter complicated.
Of course they'd release an expansion primarily focused on them at that time too to give them cards
Is there an option for the decktracker to show a specific % of my drawing a specific card?
Well speaking seriously, you do not miss anything - it's shit. Nozdormu used to appear in some bug-exploiting or shit-fest decks (also some guys countered old patron with it), but it's just plain shit, always was, always will be.
>bring solitaire mage down to 5 life in less than 7 turns
>pings his own hoarder desperately digging for ice crutch
Truly pathetic. Nobody here actually plays such a degenerate deck, right?
literally on the first try.
Yes, it comes on by default.
At the bottom it shows 2: ??% and 1: ??%
That means if you have 2 copies of that card in your deck, the percentage is that much, while if you have 1 copy it's the other percentage.
If you disabled it, it'll be in the options somewhere.
Could certainly happen.
Would be interesting to see a deck based around using only spells in the early game, and chunky minions worth resurrecting in the mid-late game, to set up for a Lich King finisher.
They said they wanted to avoid new classes for at least a couple years, so we shouldn't expect any until 2017 or until the game starts bleeding profusely.
That said, I would love to see a Chen card.
What is your single favorite card in your entire collection?
When will we get Mini-Sylvanas?
4 mana 3/3, At the start of your turn destroy this minion and take control of an enemy minion.
>They brought back the shittest brawl
>You now need to win this impossible brawl to get the pack
Fuck you Jewzzard
Those brawls are my favorite.
And I love that starting hand.
Not even the emerald dream stops the jews
Anyone sold an account before?
I need some cash and I frankly don't give a shit about this game anymore.
The account has a full classic and gvg collection, all expansions, a golden oil rogue (mryagut's deck) and card backs since season 3.
How much you think this could go for?
The pack I got was absolute fucking ass.
At least it's kinda fun when the guy you get realizes you have to work together from the jump.
>getting the tavern brawl daily challenge on one of the most tedious tavern brawls
first try again
this game is so ez
can't believe murifats were complaining about this LMAO
I've seen some that ask all kind of info like a pic of you holding an ID.
I'd rather not go through that.
Seems like a good way to get your identity stolen.
Only playable leggo I actually got from a pack. And she's amazingly fun to play with to boot.
Does he see any play at all or should I dust the fucker?
First time I've played HS in a week, but thx based brawl pack. WHO IS IT FELLAS.
>still using the meme cardback
just end it
You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion! You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion! You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion! You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion! You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion!
Been meaning to change it, like I said though, haven't touched HS in a while. I don't play very often, I basically do my quests then get out.
It's this som bitch. Is he even used in any Rogue decks anymore? I know my Rogue playing friend is probably internally screaming, he's wanted Edwin for a while.
Oh hell yeah! I randomly just yell out my favorite battlecries sometimes
>Victory or death!
>Victory for Slyvanas
>Greetings from beyond the grave
>YOU FACE JARAXXUS
>How many fingers do you see?
>You no take candle!
>Knowledge is power, and I know a lot.
>Let's negotiate, you concede and I'll let you live
>You want it, I got it
>wait for partner to finish turn
>timer goes down
>do my turn and see if he comes back
>"your opponent left"
Well that was easy
PALADIN! DOES THE LIGHT FORSAKE YOU?
All other Nefarian battlecries are also great.
Gameplay wise it's easily Jaraxxus, but Stormwind Champion will always have a special place in my heart from my days of playing Token Paladin. Something about turning the little guys into powerhouses makes me giddy inside.
>Decks are turning into otk
The meta really has gone to shit
>Patron into worgen
>Renolock into combo lock
>Freeze mage and druid combos still top tier
>Other odd otk decks like priest and murloc paladin on the rise
Yeah I know i'm just trying to spoil some niggas like a cunt. Also it's kinda funny how he says that so smugly and
in Legion he's presumed dead and no longer warchief. Who be da smug one now?
>tfw started season yesterday
>tfw tilting hard because getting absolutely shit hand while literally everyone I played got a perfect starting curve
>tfw conceding on the spot every game where I get 4,5,6 starting hand and see a fucking 1-drop on the other side of the board
>tfw dropped to 18 and playing against people who use yetis and ogres while I'm getting zombie chows on turn 1 and winning before I can even play Dr. Balanced
What a shit day, thanks for reading.
>the full deck combo
>Renolock into combo loc
>hard to beat
>half of the time the can't even draw reno'
>not a meme
>stop entombing my shits noobster, anyway here lethal, die
>angry tree noise
>angry beast noise
>ayy lmao no, pls
>played brawl 5 times
>haven't gotten mechazod below 50 fucking health
please just fucking kill me
>brann+refreshment vendor/earthen ring farseer
You can survive if you and your teammate are smart.
How would he look if they kept his original form?
2 Mana, Until the end of your opponent's turn, take control of an enemy minion and give it Taunt.
I mean, the decks give you pretty ample card draw. Coldlight Oracles, Ancient of Lore, etc. There's no reason for you not to have the perfect answers. You just have to play smarter.
Just managed to beat him due to miracle RNG
>play late millhouse
>medivh vomits out all the spells in his massive hand and manages to get him down to 13
>at 1 health, have thaddius on board
>ancient of lore draw into savage roar
This brawl is fucked, you have to both be very competent and have ridiculous luck on top of that
If you keep it alive, you can use your earthen ring farseer combo on the druid more reliably. Since, you'll always take one damage at most when that card is up.
Since the assassinate move that Mecha has only targets the higher damage dealers, it's not a big enough threat for him late game. So it keeps the mage safe while the mage can help heal up the druid.
>mfw pyroblasting my ally in the face when Mechazoid has 10 hp in the brawl
Is there a better feeling?
Pyroblasting your ally in the face and still winning against Mechazod?
hafu is literally about to become the world's best female arena player in hearthstone
fucking amazing she deserves it
>Get 3rd Rag from Tavern Brawl pack.
I just want something I don't have.
Yes I'm mad and 400 dust doesn't make up for it
What cards can they never ever add due to fucking up how silence and attached effects work?
>play lorewalker cho and millhouse combo
>opponent plays no spells
>opponent plays lorewalker cho and millhouse
>I play pyroblast, healing touch, 2x arcane blast, mirror entity, and 2x fireball
How different is the meta on tournament context? Tomorrow i'll go to my first tournament I can craft any deck, but I don't know if I should go with the retarded pick (Secretdin, Aggro Shaman and Renolock) or something more stable. Suggestions?
Tournaments tend to be less aggro than ladder from what I've seen on twitch, local ones could be different.
More the reason why to add a tournament game mode so we have a place where aggro is bad
From what I've seen they're more late-game or control focussed, and the decks tailored to counter other specific decks (Rather than general teching like in ladder). They usually throw in an aggro deck to deal with the decks that sometimes take a while to get going.
In honesty, I'd say look up the best available decks and use them. Tech each one to deal with it's counter deck instead of trying to make each deck good against everything.
Good luck, bro.
Have you tried to
Fuck off you miserable shit, sad fucks like you are why generals are shit, and then your faggot ass has the gall to bitch about it
First hand advice is always preferable. Whatever, whine about secret paladins day after day.
>literally only have to play half a game
>then auto win if the opponent is at around 15 health
I had a lot of trouble killing the bosses on normal to be honest. The best you can do is go to hearthpwn and look up decks for the boss fight and repeatedly play the same fucker over and over again until you win. Sometimes it's hard to understand exactly how to use the deck to get the advantage, you have to use lateral thinking because traditional hearthstone mechanics get turned on their head in a lot of fights.
/hsg/ won't be very helpful
before I do this, can anyone confirm that you only need one of each classic pirate for the parrots?
Cancer is calling. But I will resist it's temptations.
The worst it could do is 24 damage in one turn if you Brewmaster, 32 if you double Time Rewind. But by then if you don't have both Moltens and ways to return them to your hand, you will have already lost the game.
That is why it is expensive. But if it sticks, it can be a threat. Just like a high drop should be.
I already owned a Malygos though, it's the only shaman deck I play
>can ping malfurion in the face
>can pyro malfurion in the face
>can fireball malfurion in the face
>can attack mulfurion's treant minions
Nice brawl blizzard.
Can we all agree this shit is the worst quest? It's worth 80 gold at best
Did i just draft the worst Paladin arena deck ever?
0 Shielded Mini bots
My one epic offering was Crowd Fav, Recruiter and Sideshow Spelleater
Truly this is suffering
>play this brawl with a friend
>beat that faggot mech after 3 or 4 consecutive tries
>don't get a pack
I guess I should have expected that.
Have fun beating that shit in co-op with random people, I know I won't.
always like that, you cant get a pack if its with a friend.
However, I fail to see why everyone has so much problems. My first partner was okay, we beat it and had still around 10 hp left.
>mfw mage plays Brann on turn 3 with nothing else on the board in the brawl
How much of a retard are you?
This is not even the first time this has happened today. My RNG has been perfectly shitty and I'm seeing the same Leggos popping out from Sneeds/ Paletress. Something is fucked.
Yes, I play pirate decks and crafted both Kragg and Greenskin (Don't judge me - my deck is actually really fun) but only have 1 Southsea Captain, but got the Parrots.
I'm serious. On one play, my opponent had Boom Bot, 3 health Dr.Boom and Anu'barak. I have a shit ton of spells.
I play Flamewaker and Flamecannon. Flamecannon hits Boom Bot, Boom Bot hits Flamewaker for 4. I've never had a day like this before. Too many extremes and coincidences.
>getting used to tempo Mage
>playing a Rogue
>turn 1 Mana Wyrm
>turn 2 Unstable Portal
>gives me Hobgoblin
>turn 3 Hobgoblin, second Mana Wyrm, ping face to save cheap spells for Flame Waker next turn
>they concede after their draw
I really wanted to see how that would have played out, oh well.
daily reminder that their both ripoffs of Tolkien and Starship Troopers
before you play Milhouse, you ideally want the mage to have a good amount of spelldamage, actual spells in hand, and also extra mana so they can play more spell damage minions
also you ideally want Cho but sometimes that's too much to ask for
lmao confirmed for never even looking at the source material.
tolkiens orcs werent even green, they were just a metaphor for niggers
im talking carbon copy, literally the same, what are human soldiers called in starcraft
yes, space marines
blizzard in charge of creativity everybody
What am I supposed to do to actually win this brawl?
Its obscenely unfun and the RNG compounded by the bad players is making me lose my patience.
My last "ally" just played Cho on turn 2.
the brawl is actually not difficult in theory, but when you don't have any way of communicating your intentions or plan with your teammate, it becomes much more challenging
you basically have to set things up for your teammate, and hope they have the right cards
play it a few times and learn what cards mage and druid have, set things up for your teammate to utilize
>he goes in, takes boss down to 5
>we still have a nice board, more salvo targets
>Pyroblast in my hand, we got this
>third salvo hits his face
Fuck this boss we played that so well.
Tyranids and the Zerg are both just Xenomorphs from Alien and GW ripped off the Zerg's look for Tyranids after Starcraft got popular. See the picture posted further up. Before Starcraft, Tyranids looked like Dinosaur pirates designed by David Bowie
Confirming 'nids didn't look like Zerg until Zerg were a thing in SC.
Yeah that seems to be it.
Just won with an ally that waited to play his Mirror until I actually had the mana and time to draw into the moonkin, I choed and we healed each other. He was smart enough to know to heal one of us out of lethal range with farseer instead of healing both of us but getting neither out of lethal range.
I'm baffled that Blizz thought a co-op game mode with zero ability to communicate was a good idea.
Why the FUCK does Trump try to play patron warrior when he ALWAYS FUCKING ROPES????
Three times now in the past couple of minutes "OH NO GUYS THE ANIMATIONS ARE TOO LONG AGGGHHH!!" jesus fucking christ what a retard
>but they had funny colours back then
back then everything had funny colours
and OC marines vs zerg board game is based on the alien movie
>only options are a binary choice of "play good minion" or "waste mana playing a bunch of shit that might be useful if the other guy sucks"
>still manages to rope
every fucking time
the original Tyranids are literally "what if the Alien was a funny colour and had swords?" The Zerg were still fairly close to that, but used more insectoid desgins instead of phallic ones, which GW copied when Starcraft got popular
Trump doesn't seem to be a "two steps ahead" kind of guy, and thinks of every possible thing that could happen on his turn and ends up making bad/incomplete plays a lot because of it.
so are we not talking about kripp's vid that he uploaded and immediately deleted?
Who /bestcardback/ here?
Also got this from tavern just now so meh, feel free to guess. Not lego but I'll take what I can get.
its so easy to shit on people, i wanna see how well you do when youre streaming with that many viewers, playing a deck youre unfamiliar with while trying to read chat and interact and explain what youre doing
>guiz i play all my actions instant why does he think so long??? XD
Hey I'm new here and to this game but I'm probably gonna start shit posting and avatar fagging here
Why do you guys complain about stuff so much, the only thing I see worth complaining about is secret pally
Its mostly luck.
Did you get a good partner? You win.
Did you get a new and or bad partner? You lose.
Dice rolls, in my hearthstone? Its more likely than you think.
so, the plan is to play lodsa minions and not attacking mechazod as druid to protect from rngckets and to build a juicy savage roar, and as mage you have to hoard your spells and some spell damage minions waiting for millhouse/trogg/both
Trump, we know thats you, calm down. We love you buddy, we just show it by teasing.
they made this mechazod battle so much easier than the last one. Literally unlosable unless you're a complete shitter and your ally is a complete shitter as well.
Even if one player is absolutely retarded and has no idea how to play against mechazod, as long as one person knows wtf is going on, you literally cannot lose.
>and your ally is a complete shitter as well.
So if your ally heals himself when he is already out of death range instead of you, its your fault for losing
If he plays Cho on turn 2, its your fault that cho is wasted
You sure sound smart, yepper
secret paladinwith eye for an eye
>Against face hunter
>Has me in "lethal"
>Spams his greetings like 6 times
>attacks my face
Played one, won one.
I'm not saying that it's unloseable, but I essentially goof'd so fucking hard by having Teacher, Cenarius and Cho out and spelling Mechazod which filled my board, so Mechazod destroyed my board (I had Savage in hand, too). I still won with 2 hp left and dodged a couple of turns of attacks. But yea, I won.
Go for cheap but effective decks like zoo warlock. You'll be left behind on some expansion stuff, but with decks like that there's a lot of room to switch stuff out.
Older versions of zoolock use mostly cards from the classic set, and generally if you're gonna get packs, that's the kind you want anyway.
come on man, this brawl is insta pack
if you keep on losing, chances are it's your fault.
1. Druid plays ramp cards
2. flood the board with shitters to eat explody damage so it doesn't hit you in the face
3. Play Feugen/Stalag/Moonkin into mirror entity
4. Save all burn spells for either cho turn or millhouse turn
5. on cho turn, Druid plays heal spells so mage gets a copy too (careful not to mill your opponent)
6. Mage plays armor to be safe
7. Trade in your shitters to put damage on mechazod, refill with minions from hand
Yes, I got lucky. But I played smart and eventually won. I just put 5-6 minions on my board so the bomb salvo thing had less chance of killing me.
Anyway, saying getting lucky is the reason I won is redundant, as that makes the game a 50/50. Not unwinnable. You're either lucky or unlucky.
>you dont deserve the pack anyway
I already got my pack.
I played poorly my first game. Then figured out what cards were in each deck and was fine.
Guyz, why Midrange Hunter seems to be forgotten by everyone in today's Ranked?
It has good matchups with two of kings of today's meta - Druid and Zoo.
It's okay if teched properly against Cancer Pally. It can win regularly basically everything.
Why noboby plays it and it's ranked so low in any kind of meta reports?
I'm pretty sure that if an effect triggers at the end of your turn, it will unstealth the creatures.
Cloak field Rag, and he will hit for 8 damage and unstealth at the end of your turn.
Cult Master also unstealths itself when one of your creatures dies.
Blood Imp is just a holdover from when it was a passive effect so they made it work different from everything else.
I'm pretty sure minibot deslteaths itself yet shade does not also.
Actually playing this game is a fucking nightmare.
How do I bot without a risk of being slapped by blizzards money cock?
>zoolock has lethal and starts playing shit to bm
>kills himself with flame imp
tales from rank 15
Would you say midrange paladin is fair but competitive? If not, what deck is? Assuming there is such a thing, that is.
look, different strategies are viable, ancestors calling death rattle shaman is basically unbeatable but aggro and tempo decks with low curves will beat it statistally because it needs a very narrow combination of cards to develop its power
other strategies capitalize on low curve decks and are able to generate so much value that they have room for weak (in terms of tempo and traditional 'strength') tools like healing
i dont like the term fair, cheating is unfair, things that are possible within the system and not explicitly prohibited are all fair.
midrange paladin is strong because it has all the strong early game plays that the class offers on top of having strong board clears, which gives the deck a variety of solutions to different situations
on new years a legendary dude just autoconceded every game for like an hour, was pretty funny.
I don't fucking understand why Blizzard won't nerf blatantly OP cards already
I mean it's obvious that these cards make certain players leave the game (therefore, potential profit loss), so would they not at least fix BLATANTLY broken shit?
>secret pally follow da rules my wolf
>trades in a shielded (bubbled) minibot into it
>kills with guy
>still have my other taunted wolf up
I wish I could stay at these low of ranks sometimes
This brawl is the gayest thing since gay rolled outta gaytown
Ben's in the office right now laughing at people who can't complete quests with the 7 others classes you can't play as and at the people who hate RNG of both Mechazod AND the deck.
Yes I am fucking buttmad that this fucking brawl is back
It was Silly Syl, The non-gamer grill!
...of which I already have a copy.
Hello, 400 dust!
You think that card is OP? Just buy enough cards until you get it!