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>Liara best waifu
>thanemancer qtest sociopath
>more shitty comics
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First Mass Effect related picture in the thread.
She's waiting for you to lick her butt through her outfit. If you don't, I will!
We can make a new thread and migrate if the one we have is horseshit, I'm pretty sure.
Images serve as an eyecatcher, they're intended to say "THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THIS" or at least draw someone's attention.
It's like the only thing you don't have to fuck up.
Disregarding that i was cringing every time i romanced anyone in game. Ashley was a pain in the arse in ME1 and 2, Miranda was allright. Who do i bang in ME3?
Both thread is shit, i had to search for it because the image is not "eyecatcher"
Ill take Edi, hopefully no cogs will pinch my tongue.
/meg/ is constantly bumped down off the first few pages. You can't even find it if you search for "meg". I don't think a topical image helps us that much if no one sees it
Also, now we have the thread divided with people quoting eachother cross thread. Wonderful
Pretty damn good. Doesn't even have a Tumblr nose!
Is this enough? Are you sated?
>he didn't use collage
you microtriggered me OP
I can post this, right? The dildo is clearly visible, just not the entry point. Or her cock and balls.
>Jack without shitty tattoos
I like it.
>But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.
That's a dirty rumor.
May you stop that habit of spreading
As a femtur Ally, I am frankly
Shocked and appalled by your
Most appalling demeanor in regard to this
Exquisite example of alien culture.
i can think of a few other things to do while holding their face-handles that are a bit more fun~
screw these fuckers in particular
why would you want anyone of that in a mission?
they are weak, are retarded in pathfinding, no damage output, die fast, shit powers, no good commentary during mission, new squadmate since me3
and this horrible voice of edi
no thanks, i rather play with liara garrus kaidan/ash or tali
There's a Miri thread over at /gif/
Though, I'd miss the tattoos
Would you believe it? I didn't even see that dark elf in the thumbnail. Took me a while to notice on the full pic.
Weird ani ... that's just the video for the Caravan Palace song. Electro Swing is probably the only modern music genre that I like and Caravan Palace are pretty good.
basically mirandafags got fucked, just not quite as bad as jackfags
doesn't exist and wouldn't be with me if she did
>tfw thanemancer is genuinely qt
I'm kinda surprised these threads haven't gotten weirder about it.
I guess you can't get much weirder than "is a dick torturing femtur" now that i think about it
I think it was, I'm pretty sure it was called Thanemancer.
It was back when that jingo Regina was here and all the tripfags circlejerked on Tumblr, following eachother, reblogging dumb shit, all that stuff.
>autistic friend of a friend on my steam friends that i never talk to and always ignore
>he messages me last night when he sees i bought mass effect
>decide to indulge him and talk to him to be nice because i don't think he has anybody to talk to
>starts spoiling shit for me
>stop talking to him
>keeps messaging me anyways to try and give me advice and spoils more shit every time
>tell him to not give any spoilers and he just says "dont worry i wont"
face claim: Amber Heard.
>Report: A-10 retirement indefinitely delayed
what are some older and supposedly obsolete technologies in mass effect that refuse to go away?
Hi anons, I recently started re-playing Mass Effect saga.
ME1 is obviously too old for me and IIRC my first playthrough was quite long so I can't be arsed with it.
Now, ME2... Oh for fuck's sake, why not saving council and chosing Udina are default choices?
Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
inb4 masseffectsaves, they suuuck
>no save creator
Or maybe there is a way to start anew? How to name a save's folder so ME2 recognizes new character?
I'm not sure what it is you want.
>Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
I suppose so.
>Although BioWare has not disclosed development costs, industry leaders and financial analysts have estimated it to be between $150 million and $200 million or more, making it, at the time, the most expensive video game ever made
>between $150 million and $200 million or more
He does good stuff.
>As a matter of fact I don't find filthy xenos such as Liara attractive.
>he chose a faceless doglegs alien over this
Maybe that's what she's counting on? When she bends over she hopes that you rise from your seat and walk over to her. And when she hears your footsteps approaching, she feels warm inside, smiles and parts her legs.
>make your favorite squid dish for your asari waifu and wait excitedly for her to get home
>she's too uncomfortable eating an animal with tentacles to even try it
>says sorry and gets up and goes to her room, leaving you all alone at the dinner table with two plates set out that you worked really hard on making
>check google translate
>it actually means "CHECK! CHECK!"
>she locks the door to the room you share when she goes up
>decide to sleep on the couch
>she eventually comes down to apologize, finding you sprawled out on the couch with no blanket, fast asleep
>gently kisses you on the forehead and covers you with a blanket
Waking up from a coma after ten years to find that your waifu has left you and married someone else and your friends have forgotten about you? Watching how happy her and her husbando are together? Wanting to kill yourself but knowing that she'll blame herself?
>Waking up from a coma after ten years
Do I panic?
But its afternoon and I'm sad
Yes. No nurse is assigned to keep an eye on you since they don't think you'll wake up. Your waifu and friends have long since stopped coming by to visit. There are dust covered "get well soon" gifts sitting on the table next to your body. You wake up with a start, opening your eyes and allowing them to adjust to the light.
You can't move, and your throat is too dry to call out for help, so you just lay there for hours until someone comes to clean you. You would've expected your waifu to be here when you awoke, which causes a spike of fear as you consider what might've happened to her
obviously I forgot the pic I wanted to attach. Anyway Alan Rickman died.
>he never watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
>he never watched any Harry Potter movie
>he never watched Die Hard
>he never watched Dogma
>he never watched Galaxy Quest
Sounds fun, time to start a new life, get a new waifu who actually loves you, and explore how different the world is since all that time has passed alongside your new waifu who helps explain all the new advancements and wonders in the world.
Then one day the two of you are sitting at a cafe enjoying each other's company and you see your old waifu with her new husbando. You don't feel any bitterness or longing, just a tinge of sadness that the person who you gave your heart to a lifetime ago ended up undeserving of it.
But ultimately you don't care, feeling content and happy with your current waifu and your new life, and you say nothing to the other couple and simply let them enjoy their morning as you are yours.
It's not that she doesn't sit by you, it's that she abandoned you while you were still alive and went and found someone else. Most waifus who really love you wouldn't even find a new partner when you die, let alone go into a coma. That's like leaving somebody because they have cancer, it's fucked up.
The chances of someone waking up from a coma after all that time are obscenely low. I'd rather my waifu find some happiness, rather than suffering for 10 years because of the miniscule chance I wake up
Well sometimes people look similar to each other.
Back in the 90s Edward Norton looked very similar to John Cusack
Default male Shepard looks frighteningly similar to some Dutch model called Mark Wanderloo And there's a lawyer in town who looks strikingly like me
I'm ... not usually one to advertise, meg, but all the clurbur stuff in the past few threads reminded me of this. I think it's a good fic. Worth a revisit, I guess. It got me, at least.
I fucking love Samara.
Money well spent, I'd say.
It all went to hookers and blow
I thought I had something to go on with this, but no, I got nothing. It's even more stupid than anything I could come up with. And that's saying something.
Fuck no! Shit, 2016, get your act together!
>Jareth, the Goblin King died
Can it be 2015 again, please?
I'd post the spowpoke pic, but you know ...
I've never seen him personally, but there are pictures of him in ads in the local phone book
Brilliant deduction, Watson. How is it growing up getting triggered by a German telling a joke?
Holy shit man!!!
Having a cute hurian babby with TM as a result of your time in the sex dungeon?
please never post again
I'm not joking
I found this cute Liara pic while I was looking for hurian babbys
What the fuck, man? Are those external deltoids? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>tfw the thread has been utterly femtur infested lately
i blame thanemancer
I can't stand tripfags but everyone here besides you has done something to keep this thread 3 years and 9 months after release of me3 alive,either collages, oc, shitposting, lists,fics, what do you offer ?
>having a discussion about Cerberus, one of the worst things in Mass Effect, with an edgelord that unironically think they're a totally good organization and only wants to look out for humanity
No, I'm good.
Where are her legs? Why is she posing like that?
True bourgeoisie recognize that a proper narrative standpoint would be 2>1>3
Ie, Shepard is an alliance soldier who investigates the kidnapped humans, discovers collectors, which sets him up eligible for spectre, then learns of Reapers with beacon and ME1 shenanigans which would segue in to the plot of ME3
They had to amputate her legs after she went into battle wearing that, and her shielding failed. Turns out legs don't really like high caliber rounds and explosions.
They're in the process of growing new ones, though, don't you worry your pretty little head, anon!
The best part of mass effect was always the
The characters in 2 are fun to be around but many of them are inconsistent and they evolve to self-parody in ME3
The best part of the games was always the sense that you were in a larger universe, and in ME1 that the universe didn't revolve entirely around you.
and then they decided to make it so that everyone is perpetually jerking off shepard as jesus
Kidnapping humans because they're ascending too fast or some shit or want to study the genetic diversity or purely to piss you off
Take the stick out of your ass desu
I'm trying to mesh the games in a different order without completely throwing the intended plot out the window. If reaper shit bothers you that much why even play the series
>without completely throwing the intended plot out the window
>doesn't keep the babby reaper
More like snapping her neck and ending her suffering, but that too could happen, I guess.
Running wild right here on Illium, dude!
>they gave us gay cunt diana instead of qt emily wong
When you're a sexbot, yes.
>tfw thinking about my waifu makes me sad
>can't stop thinking about her