/meg/ - Mass Effect General

gigi-chan best waifu

liara best waifu

Awful thread. If you don't have a collage, make the OP Mass effect related. C'mon, man.

Thane best husbando

>>128452807
Only mass effect stuff I have is waifu related, and I figured including my waifu was too biased.

>>128452807
If you're too lazy to make it yourself then don't bitch when people with limited means are forced to do it for you.

>>128452753
who?

>>128453537
meg-sev character

This is the shittiest MEG in a long time, and you shuold be ashamed of both this thread and yourself.

I say we make a new one.

>>128453631
If you care that much why didn't you make it before the last thread died? Relax or go make it already

>>128453737

I was taking a nap.

>>128453975
And you happened to wake up the exact same instant the new thread was posting? Sounds like you just want to whine about something.

>>128453317
I didn't make a new thread because I'm not this impatient and I was willing to wait for somebody with proper means to make one with a collage.

You dummy.

just dropping in to say that you guys are fags

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First Mass Effect related picture in the thread.

>>128455248
Is she farting?

>>128455248
This calls for the .gif of mission control cheering when Curiosity made its successful landing.

>>128455585
Doing conceiving exercises.

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>>128455585

She's waiting for you to lick her butt through her outfit. If you don't, I will!

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>>128456335
Is this better?

>>128456038
what was the other filename? something about khar'shan destruction.

>>128456418

Are we allowed to do that?

>>128456736
We can make a new thread and migrate if the one we have is horseshit, I'm pretty sure.

Images serve as an eyecatcher, they're intended to say "THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THIS" or at least draw someone's attention.

It's like the only thing you don't have to fuck up.

>>128457014
>Images serve as an eyecatcher
>uses a grey on white lineart that you can't even understand without enlargening the image
ok

Disregarding that i was cringing every time i romanced anyone in game. Ashley was a pain in the arse in ME1 and 2, Miranda was allright. Who do i bang in ME3?

>>128456418
>>128457014
Both thread is shit, i had to search for it because the image is not "eyecatcher"

>>128456356
Ill take Edi, hopefully no cogs will pinch my tongue.

>>128457014
/meg/ is constantly bumped down off the first few pages. You can't even find it if you search for "meg". I don't think a topical image helps us that much if no one sees it

Also, now we have the thread divided with people quoting eachother cross thread. Wonderful

http://strawpoll.me/6528611
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>>128457401
Larry is the best through all 3.

>no thread theme in either thread
it's like a fucking amateur made it

Can the Turian posting anon post some more? I need some inspiration.

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>>128459914

Pretty damn good. Doesn't even have a Tumblr nose!

>>128461812

Don't post more.

>>128461235
and 1 and 2 tbf

>>128461812
you can literally go to your own thread

>>128461730
I'll post a special one when I get home just for you <3

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>>128461812
Wait, is this eddy?

jeez what a clusterfuck

>>128462392
if you are the nigger music anon, please don't. you've ruined enough threads already as is. ;^

>>128462565
I was going to post David Bowie but now I'm going to give you what you want

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>>128461812

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EDI a cute! CUTE!

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>>128462846
Is this enough? Are you sated?

>>128462726
>I was going to post David Bowie
I don't believe it.

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>he didn't use collage
you microtriggered me OP

>>128462846

I like the HEAT round in the back.

>>128462553
No, but I am going to write the fic where TB hooks up with a femtur. Who may o may not be Thanemancer.

>>128462726
>>128462565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgav9vani3A
enjoy my friend

>>128463135
I listen to R&B primarily but I like other things too. That Blackstar song is really catchy

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I can post this, right? The dildo is clearly visible, just not the entry point. Or her cock and balls.

>Jack without shitty tattoos

I like it.

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>>128461812

smacking a waifu upside the head?

>>128463943
Are those STT vials?

Disgusting.

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never make a thread again OP

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>>128463943
horrible

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>>128464105

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>>128464105
ids too late

>>128463943

Turians are so groce, man.

>>128464301
absolutely terrific

>>128464360
maybe the male turians, but femturs are pure and loving

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>this thread

>>128464445

They're both really groce. Just like krogan.
But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.
What do the turians have? Small nubs and cunts that'll cut your dick clean off.

>>128464790
better delete before you get banned

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>>128464810
>But at least the krogan males have amazing cocks.

>>128464810
That's a dirty rumor.
May you stop that habit of spreading

Horrible rumors!
As a femtur Ally, I am frankly
Shocked and appalled by your

Most appalling demeanor in regard to this
Exquisite example of alien culture.

>>128464790

I dislike the complete lack of skin texture on the 'dark elf', it's just a flat dark blue/purple colour.

>>128464810
>What do the turians have? Small nubs and cunts that'll cut your dick clean off.
And they're infectious

>>128465197
you mean delicious

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>>128465093
>that spacing

>>128465093
>>128465353
I don't get it

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>>128465093
>>128465353

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>>128465438
Oh
Oh no

What is the ideal method for purging femturs?

what happened to that citadel sex game somebody was working on?

>>128466541
>grab weird face-handles
>NECK SNAP

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>>128466738
i can think of a few other things to do while holding their face-handles that are a bit more fun~

>>128463816
link to uncensored?

>>128465093
>TMHASME
wat

>>128466980

The guy's name is SFMPorn.
Rule34.Paheal, or Rule34Hentai.

>>128467693
>The guy's name is SFMPorn.
How original

I'd kiss the freckles off Liara's cheek desu

>>128468130
>not licking them off

>>128468212
I thought only her eyebrows were painted on

>>128468331
They're tattooed

>>128468212
>not sucking

>>128468485
>not licking the bull's sperm off them

>saw a Star Wars thread on /wsg/
>mostly from the new one

Please, I don't want to be reminded of it.

>>128468613
that's only if I've earned a special treat

>tfw liara will never cum all over your face and then lick it off and give you a nice sticky kiss afterwards

>>128468485
>They're tattooed

That's dumb.

>>128468938
you're dumb

>>128468938
Other asari have facial tattoos

>>128469059

No, you are.

>>128469076

Then why do they look smeared sometimes?

>>128469306
>why do they look smeared sometimes?
BT foam

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>>128469306

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screw these fuckers in particular

>>128470514
active your ammo power maybe????

>>128470514
bbobz

>>128470680
go away

love liara

>>128470514
>doesnt use quickbind to numberkeys

shiggy

or are you so bad you need unity on 1?

>>128470514
>he uses tempest with scope
>edi and james in monestary
>vanguard

so much trigger

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>>128471362
reel pleyers pley indjineer orr sentienl

>>128470680
>>128471190
>>128471362
stop hurting my feeling meg

>>128471362
>edi and james in monestary
what's wrong with that?

>>128471638

CHEK! CHEK!

>>128471987
stop being so fucking bad then. if you want to be hugged then go to /r/masseffect

>>128472646
why would you want anyone of that in a mission?
they are weak, are retarded in pathfinding, no damage output, die fast, shit powers, no good commentary during mission, new squadmate since me3

and this horrible voice of edi
no thanks, i rather play with liara garrus kaidan/ash or tali

>>128463232
I do not want this

>>128476261
What about a fic where thanemancer brutally molests an anon leaving him with scars all over his lower body and PTSD?

>>128476452
Better

>>128476521
I'm not a writer though I'm just talking hypotheticals

and I actually feel uncomfortable writing actual people

>>128476261
Then stop being a femtur. It's literally the only qualification.

>tfw waifu will never help calm you down with lewd techniques

>>128473780
>are retarded in pathfinding

That's literally all squadmates in every Mass Effect.

what is your ideal romantic evening with your waifu?

This reminds me of the weird animal shit OCD posted.
>>>/wsg/902141

>>128477334
Having her cook a romantic supper then call over her femtur friend from work and I fuck her while my waifu does the dishes and watches.

>>128477510
>your wiffle will never dress and dance this sluttily for you.

>>128478063
Twerking drell waifus?

>>128477630
Cucking your waifu?

>>128478523
Femdrell are lithe and exquisite dancers but they're too lean for that.

>>128478523

No, human waifus with DFC, but thick ass and thighs.

Reminder that if you made a white Shepard you are racist.

>>128480206

Sheploo a best shep, nigga.

>>128478879
Cucking your husbando?

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>>128480834
>Feet of Orion.jpg

FUCKING FOOTFAGS

>>128482429

don't like feet?

>>128480834
those are rather big feet

>>128483548
for you

>>128483762
going to take your anal virginity

>when you see something nobody should ever see

>>128484674

Filthy Frank's hair cake video?

>>128484674
swamp beast?

>>128484674
diana allers naked?

>>128485507
>this probably exists

I won't look it up this time. ignorance is bliss.

There's a Miri thread over at /gif/
>>>/gif/7949014

>>128463816
Very nice. Though, I'd miss the tattoos

>>128464790
Would you believe it? I didn't even see that dark elf in the thumbnail. Took me a while to notice on the full pic.

>>128477510
Weird ani ... that's just the video for the Caravan Palace song. Electro Swing is probably the only modern music genre that I like and Caravan Palace are pretty good.

>>128488524
>miranda
how is her romance in ME3? I've never done it. I know that most of the ME2 ones are pretty short/bad in 3.

>>128490338
better than jack's

>>128490607
that's not saying much

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>>128490643
exactly
basically mirandafags got fucked, just not quite as bad as jackfags

>>128490794
>you will never spank that booty

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>>128490927
>you will never nibble on that neck

a waifu in a form fitting pinstripe business suit?

>>128477510
Also, as the title says, that webm is from Cool World, a movie starring Brad Pitt, Gabriel Byrne and Kim Basinger.

>>128491119
>you will never hug her naked body from behind and nestle your penis in between her butt where it's warm and comfy

Your waifu sternly informing you that you're being creepy and you need to back off?

>>128493392
Putting that bitch in her place?

>>128493392
What am I doing that she thinks is creepy?

>>128493392

telling her to b-back that ass up?

>>128493508
Getting hauled away by the cops, coming out of your stupor, getting profoundly depressed and mumbling about wanting to die?

>>128493671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4W8hdegL3g
top tier song

>>128493753
>profoundly depressed and mumbling about wanting to die
how is this any different from my average day

>>128493847
you're doing it in a jail cell with the knowledge that your waifu may very well never forgive you

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>>128494071
my waifu doesn't exist and wouldn't be with me if she did

>>128494247
getting a waifu is easier than you think

>>128494816

stealing a waifu away in the night and replacing her with a flash clone?

>>128494247
>tfw that advice always makes you laugh but then you feel a bad feel

>tfw thanemancer is genuinely qt
I'm kinda surprised these threads haven't gotten weirder about it.

I guess you can't get much weirder than "is a dick torturing femtur" now that i think about it

>>128497674

there was that one time where a bunch of her selfies got posted

>>128497674

She had a Tumblr or something before, and there was someone who posted the pictures. Pretty cute.

>>128497674
i don't know what she looks like and I haven't bothered looking

>>128497773
>>128497810
probably weren't even hers 2bh

>>128497674
>>128497773
>>128497810
>>128497834
in my mind she will always be a femtur
that is a negative thing, sorry.

>>128498221

one day we'll find the cure to STT.

>>128497674
>>128497773
>>128497810
post pics please

>>128497674
We all have waifus and she has a husbando. Why would things get weird anon

>>128498194

I think it was, I'm pretty sure it was called Thanemancer.
It was back when that jingo Regina was here and all the tripfags circlejerked on Tumblr, following eachother, reblogging dumb shit, all that stuff.

>>128498437
>jingo
please explain this to me

>>128498561

it's when you're H 'n' H, soyou watch a PI JOI and she puts btf treats in the mtj gingey and you feel all jizzy n' bright

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>>128499570
>all those memes

night meg

http://rule34-data-004.paheal.net/_images/3734e5d641fc2b70043dd725d314aa43/1775268%20-%20Diana_Allers%20Mass_Effect%20Samara.jpg

Your seed leaking out of a waifu and onto her panties?

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still no sleep meg

>>128506493
picture a femtur tracing her talons over your back and cooing into your ear affectionately

>>128506632

he wants to sleep, not commit suicide

>>128506632
nightmare fuel

Hey guys, just got home from the gym. What did I miss?

>waifu/husbando cheats on you
what do you do?

>>128508196
autism and femturs

>>128508286
I expected the autism but why the femturs?

>>128508531
i don't know, it's quite astonishing

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>autistic friend of a friend on my steam friends that i never talk to and always ignore
>he messages me last night when he sees i bought mass effect
>decide to indulge him and talk to him to be nice because i don't think he has anybody to talk to
>starts spoiling shit for me
>stop talking to him
>keeps messaging me anyways to try and give me advice and spoils more shit every time
>tell him to not give any spoilers and he just says "dont worry i wont"
holy shit
kill me

>>128508531

one is a symptom of the other

>>128513195
>tfw even after all this time you still don't think this is funny

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face claim: Amber Heard.

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>Report: A-10 retirement indefinitely delayed
http://www.defensenews.com/story/military/2016/01/13/report--10-retirement-indefinitely-delayed/78747114/

what are some older and supposedly obsolete technologies in mass effect that refuse to go away?

>>128527654

Thermal clips.

Hi anons, I recently started re-playing Mass Effect saga.

ME1 is obviously too old for me and IIRC my first playthrough was quite long so I can't be arsed with it.

Now, ME2... Oh for fuck's sake, why not saving council and chosing Udina are default choices?


Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?


inb4 masseffectsaves, they suuuck


>2016
>no save creator
fuggg


Or maybe there is a way to start anew? How to name a save's folder so ME2 recognizes new character?

>>128528086
what do you mean it's too old for you??

>>128528086
I'm not sure what it is you want.
>Shall I restart the game and edit the save, so only scene I get with shitty default choices are Miranda talking to Illusive Man?
I suppose so.

http://orig07.deviantart.net/61df/f/2016/013/f/f/jane_shepard_da_by_oneeyedneko-d9nvkme.png

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>>128532323
>N7 lower-back tattoo

>>128534113
Maybe you or someone would be willing to paint over that?

>>128534479
no point in that, it was just the tip of the iceberg, the rest of the pic is as bad.

>>128516331
I don't laugh at it either, just getting us off page 9/10

http://orig05.deviantart.net/fb4d/f/2016/010/e/d/samara_by_shizzyzzzzzzart-d9njaif.png

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>>128538939
>Although BioWare has not disclosed development costs, industry leaders and financial analysts have estimated it to be between $150 million and $200 million or more, making it, at the time, the most expensive video game ever made
>between $150 million and $200 million or more

>>128508667

[BLOCK USER]

>>128527654

I think regular heatsinks are still in use in some capacity. Like the A-10, they're just built to last.

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Name a flaw

>>128528086
>ME1 is obviously too old for me

What did he mean by this?

>>128540939

SR-1 is best Normandy.
>dem delicious white and red colours, instead of the gay-ass orange or blue

>>128541743

It's Liara.

>>128541838
What's wrong with that?

>>128541743
she can't lie down without turning her head to left or right
>>128541759
SR-2 felt like some hospital or something

http://orig15.deviantart.net/40d6/f/2016/011/0/2/samara_by_shizzyzzzzzzart-d9njkro.png

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>>128543230

He does good stuff.

>>128543648

Yeah, takes his time but usually worth the wait.

>>128543648
What a strange looking abdomen

>>128506493
How long has it been at this point?

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>As a matter of fact I don't find filthy xenos such as Liara attractive.

>>128544168
>xenos

>>128544120
it was like 4 days at that point but I got 4-5 hours last night

>>128544231
Anon... you really shouldn't let it get to that point again.

>>128543974

I'm a bit sad that he's only made that one image of Ashley.
The other Samara picture is also good.
>http://shizzyzzzzzzart.deviantart.com/art/Samara-583726839

>>128544646
>can't sleep
>decide to do some math studying
>realize I'm too drained to think
>go to bed
>can't sleep

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>>128543648
>he chose a faceless doglegs alien over this

>>128546064

Uh, what?

>>128546279
Tali over Liara. Tali has weird legs.
>>128544886
Are you taking medicine that could be keeping you up?

>>128546279
translation
>he chose tali over ash

gonna finish ME 1 today, what should I do next?

>>128546939
Play ME2 I reckon

>>128546513
ash

I should go to sleep

>>128546279

Agreed, some of the Mileena on the beach pics would be better with Ash.

>>128546589

Oh, I thought he meant Liara, not Ashley.

do asari suffer from period?

>>128547337

Do they have eggs that get fertilized?

>>128547567
I'm not really sure how they reproduce

. . .

>>128551972

The bra looks cool and futuristic, I guess, but why the fucking N7? How does it fit in there?

>>128552289
it's mass effect, everybody's an N7, even non-humans!

>>128550838
sounds dangerous

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We need some N7 tracksuits.

>>128552289
you put N7 on anything ME related

>>128552962
it's classified

>>128553345
ЧEК! ЧEК!

A waifu in a hoodie and nothing else?

>>128553910
cute

>>128553910
whoa

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>>128553708

Lel.

>>128553953
>>128554017
Don't worry, no l*wd. She just likes to be confortable

>>128554358
of course, zipped up and a few sizes too big for her so it hangs down past her l*wd parts and she can hide her hands in the sleeves all cutely

>>128554712
>tfw you'll never see your waifu wearing you shirts and sweaters

>>128555039
Not with that attitude!

>>128554712
What if she bends over, revealing her l*wd bits? Would she do so on purpose?

>>128556070
I'd have uncontrollable primal urges

why are korean girls so cute bros

>>128556295
Maybe that's what she's counting on? When she bends over she hopes that you rise from your seat and walk over to her. And when she hears your footsteps approaching, she feels warm inside, smiles and parts her legs.

>>128556443
Waifus in heat?

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>make your favorite squid dish for your asari waifu and wait excitedly for her to get home
>she's too uncomfortable eating an animal with tentacles to even try it
>says sorry and gets up and goes to her room, leaving you all alone at the dinner table with two plates set out that you worked really hard on making

>>128556595
H'n'H alien waifus?

>>128553345
>Foamers
>Slavic
I've never been so disgusted in my life.

>>128556374

cuz cute Asian
>tfw no Asian waifu romance

>>128556914
What's that?

>>128556595
Human waifus who accidentally Or intentiallyingest aphrodisiac?
Waking up to find the doors are locked?

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>>128553708
>check google translate
>it actually means "CHECK! CHECK!"

>>128556894
>she locks the door to the room you share when she goes up
>decide to sleep on the couch
>she eventually comes down to apologize, finding you sprawled out on the couch with no blanket, fast asleep
>gently kisses you on the forehead and covers you with a blanket

>>128556894

Sounds like a cunt.
>I don't eat animals with arms or legs cuz I'm human xD

>>128556921
BT are literally the slavs of the ME universe, sorry

>>128557047
Hungry[/spoiler] and horny

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>>128557108
that was the point wg

>>128557173
You eat animals with arms? Do you live in Africa?

>>128557410
>he hasn't seen the deer-like species with arms on Condar

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>>128557107
>Human waifus

Having children with you're wafer?

>>128557393
Well it's not like I speak Russian or something, I'm not Merkel.

>>128558169

Having two cute daughters?

>>128558343
>you checked it on internet
that was my point

>>128557107
waifu knowingly consumes dangerously powerful aphrodisiacs and gives them to you also, against your will?

>>128558442
Yes please

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>>128557107
>Human waifus

a waifu tickling you until you cry?

>>128558860
WG gets triggered by tickling for some reason

Waking up from a coma after ten years to find that your waifu has left you and married someone else and your friends have forgotten about you? Watching how happy her and her husbando are together? Wanting to kill yourself but knowing that she'll blame herself?

>>128559565
I just don't see the point in sexualizing it. It's like footfaggotry

>>128560143
That wasnt sexual though

>>128559565
maybe every time before being molested he was tickled by abdul achmed

>>128559565
Tickling is only fun until someone takes it too far and pee happens.

Tickling your waifu until she pees?

>>128560265
low effort but made me laugh anyways, 8/10

>>128560362
No thanks, kinda gross and I don't think people do that in real life...

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>>128560051

>>128560051
No sadfics in the morning, didn't your parents teach you it's bad for your health?

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>>128560051
>Waking up from a coma after ten years

Do I panic?

Good night sweet prince.

>>128560257
it's ALWAYS sexual on meg

Updated The Expanse pastebin (all 1080):

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>>128560893
But its afternoon and I'm sad

>>128560921
Yes. No nurse is assigned to keep an eye on you since they don't think you'll wake up. Your waifu and friends have long since stopped coming by to visit. There are dust covered "get well soon" gifts sitting on the table next to your body. You wake up with a start, opening your eyes and allowing them to adjust to the light.

You can't move, and your throat is too dry to call out for help, so you just lay there for hours until someone comes to clean you. You would've expected your waifu to be here when you awoke, which causes a spike of fear as you consider what might've happened to her

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>>128561231
obviously I forgot the pic I wanted to attach. Anyway Alan Rickman died.

>>128561428
He looks like skinny Tim Allen there.

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>>128561714
Bullshit! Five points from Gryffindor.

>>128561428
Literally who

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>>128565321
>he never watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
>he never watched any Harry Potter movie
>he never watched Die Hard
>he never watched Dogma
>he never watched Galaxy Quest

>>128566279
>snape is the same guy from die hard
dude.... what??
holy shit

>>128561402
Sounds fun, time to start a new life, get a new waifu who actually loves you, and explore how different the world is since all that time has passed alongside your new waifu who helps explain all the new advancements and wonders in the world.

Then one day the two of you are sitting at a cafe enjoying each other's company and you see your old waifu with her new husbando. You don't feel any bitterness or longing, just a tinge of sadness that the person who you gave your heart to a lifetime ago ended up undeserving of it.
But ultimately you don't care, feeling content and happy with your current waifu and your new life, and you say nothing to the other couple and simply let them enjoy their morning as you are yours.

>>128564289
You have to admit there are similarities in that picture though. I think it's mostly just the eyes and expression.

>>128567520
>doesn't sit by a pseudo-corpse for 10 years therefore she doesn't "actually" love you
bit delusional senpai

>>128567793
It's not that she doesn't sit by you, it's that she abandoned you while you were still alive and went and found someone else. Most waifus who really love you wouldn't even find a new partner when you die, let alone go into a coma. That's like leaving somebody because they have cancer, it's fucked up.

>>128557193
Naw. That's the krogan. BTs are kebabs. They take slaves and their religion has "sacred pillars" that you rescue from the reapers.

>>128568458
The chances of someone waking up from a coma after all that time are obscenely low. I'd rather my waifu find some happiness, rather than suffering for 10 years because of the miniscule chance I wake up

>>128568837
I wouldn't blame her, but if she's moved on like that she doesn't love you anymore, not in the same way as before.

>>128568458
>Most waifus who really love you wouldn't even find a new partner when you die

Lel.

>>128567541
Well sometimes people look similar to each other.
Back in the 90s Edward Norton looked very similar to John Cusack

Default male Shepard looks frighteningly similar to some Dutch model called Mark Wanderloo
And there's a lawyer in town who looks strikingly like me

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I'm ... not usually one to advertise, meg, but all the clurbur stuff in the past few threads reminded me of this. I think it's a good fic. Worth a revisit, I guess. It got me, at least.

>>128537856
>>128543230
I fucking love Samara.

>>128539580
Money well spent, I'd say. It all went to hookers and blow

>>128552289
I thought I had something to go on with this, but no, I got nothing. It's even more stupid than anything I could come up with. And that's saying something.

>>128561428
Fuck no! Shit, 2016, get your act together!
>Lemmy died
>Jareth, the Goblin King died
>Snape died
Can it be 2015 again, please?

>>128567141
I'd post the spowpoke pic, but you know ...

>>128568646
>can't handle the truth

Lel, pure slav. Just like batarians.

>>128570249
>And there's a lawyer in town who looks strikingly like me
is he balding too?

>>128570249
I've never seen my doppelganger. Has the lawyer ever stopped and said something to you?

best time to do overlord?

>>128570267

You forgot David Bowie.

>>128570249
>Default male Shepard looks frighteningly similar to some Dutch model called Mark Wanderloo

Is this one of those snappy WG jokes? I mean, that's literally the point.

>>128570862
>The Goblin King

>>128571036

Haven't seen Labyrinth, or wherever the fuck that's from. Not even that big a fan.

>>128570249
Don't read this or you'll freak... There is somebody in real life named Yvonne Strahovsky who looks almost EXACTLY like Miranda!!

>>128571435
uh not sure if I remember correctly but i read somewhere every human has something like ~11 doppelgangers around the world

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>>128570862
Did I, now?

>>128571363
You should really rectify that.

>>128571712
You mean there's another terrorist beard like my own out there? Impossible!

>>128571885
facial features

>>128570578
I've never seen him personally, but there are pictures of him in ads in the local phone book

>>128570990
Brilliant deduction, Watson. How is it growing up getting triggered by a German telling a joke?

>>128571435
Holy shit man!!!

>>128573540
>triggered

No, I just didn't know if you were retarded or just making a joke.

>>128570861
Late at night.

>>128573789
I could literally ask the same question

>>128574159

Well, I'm glad we worked this out.

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>>128574159
>>128574247