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>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago, IL, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
- Game Submissions close on January 22nd: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dNcrenGEbrx92Q3Yl8lXOSYqOtCbGzOagivHWCREl5M/viewform?c=0&w=1

Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
- Game Submissions close on January 17th. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J8rtX3MUOWnQGbfinv-u0D9xNmCvjjwFZ4VdaqJc8CU/viewform

MWSF:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew

ESA:
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon

>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
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Gay hobby
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Some fucking cumrag just had to make a new thread. I was already getting nice and cozy in the afterlife.
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Yo look at this sad panda lmao
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/587051/bb8d2b2873/
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>>128439051
That's not sad panda
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>>128439163
It's not? Why is it a sad panda for me then?
Tell me your secrets, senpai
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>>128439051
>e-
>panda
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good morning /srg/ :3c
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go to bed
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Speedrunning needs to die so that I can die
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Hello Friends,

Please post your speed squares.

Thanks
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>>128439379
hi speedfriend
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>>128439949
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What is wrong with saboom?

Has he ever followed through on anything he has ever said?

He probably has the record for most pastebins by a single person on the internet and I don't think he has ever commited for even a month.

Right now he's running Spyro 2, a game just back in september he said he'd never touch again.
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what should i watch on netflix /srg/
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>>128440761
big bang theory
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>>128440761

House of Cards
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>>128439949
i just can't do this anymore
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>>128441080
>de hippie spacing
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DKC
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>>128440414
Why did you drop Quake?
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>>128442075
Too much of a proper speedgame
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>>128440761
Stop posting this and fuck off, not relevant
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>>128442574
what should i watch on netflix
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>>128442574
you fuck off grindxmonkey
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>>128439949
I like niché titles that nobody gives a shit about
So does GQD apparently.
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does /srg/ know the name of a point and click game I played on the computer in like 1998 it was a dog that traveled to like a dark castle and bright castle and shit
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>>128442667
Ridiculous Six
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>>128442757
Alex Kidd was my first speedgame when I was like 7

Never could manage to kill the forest boss with my motorcycle
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>>128442957
are you going to run it?

then no.
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>>128442957
Sounds like Jack Orlando
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>>128443056
yes, i will run it alongside troggle trouble math
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Yo senpai, hmu with a good JRPG to run on PC
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>>128443034
when I was 7, buying the motorcycle in the forest was a death sentence
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>>128443182
Last Remnant

Best JRPG
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mmh
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Why aren't you speedrunning fc3 anymore slaybro?
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>>128443216
It's the only way I could ever get through it without losing tons of lives. I'd always lose a life on the boss though when I crashed into him.
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>>128443258
he did for sr6
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>>128443894
>the self important oldfags called that shitfest "sr6"
are you for real family
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>>128444585
>self important
>coming from entitled nobody
lmao
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>>128444734
>nobody
do you even KNOW who you're talking to?
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>>128444818
Siglemic?! Is that you?!

How's the huggies treating ya?
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>speedrunning gamemaker
wew?
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>>128444585
how did you like sr6?
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Are there any good programs that can download vods? I tried jdownloader but the video ended up being very choppy in certain parts.
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*gets the AGDQ flu*
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>>128446275
Hasn't happened yet.
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>>128446812
*gets the speedrun blues*
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*gets the AGDQ STD*
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>>128446812
sounds like a meme instead of a real thing desu lad
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>>128446812
That's what you get for attending an autistic sperg convention and actually touching stuff that isn't your own
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>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
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>>128447086
SJ......
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>>128447451
It's real. It's something that happens when a bunch of greasy, unhygienic nerds all get together and wipe their flu infected fingers all over game controllers and idiots pick them up without spraying them down with anti-bacterial shit first.
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man neo speedrunning community is garbage, you fags don't know how to stir up drama well enough
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>>128447739
everyone in GDQ deserves to get sprayed down if you get what I mean
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>>128447874
I'd argue the neo speedrunning "community" is the drama fags, honestly.
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*posts*
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>>128449881
go away b_ we don't want you
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I'm done with this place. Bye everyone
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>>128449994
I've been working on this for years.
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>>128447578
I don't get this meme.
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>>128450107
what meme?
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*sniffle* >,_<
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>>128450174
SJ getting an STD from an old man pozzing his neg boypussy.
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>>128450276
not everything is a meme dude
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>>128450248
>.o
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HELP I HAVE A RUNNY NOSE AND IM TRYING MY BEST TO STOP IT LEAKING >,_<

I MIGHT BE RETARDED >_<
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>>128450579
Did you go to AGDQ?

Serves you right if so
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>>128450392
Give me a source then.
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>>128450579
I know this feeling senpai

Dying sick all week
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>>128446901
sr6 happened a few days ago, though?

i don't know when srg 7 is happening
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>>128450969
>,_<
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>>128450579
I would kill you if I could.
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Noir partnership confirmed
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>>128451186
Nobody cares you fucking cuckold
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>>128439949
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tfw no strem ._.
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zfg pls stream
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>tfw you didnt get to run in slayer's marathon
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tfw you think trihex is a dumb ass but you want to maintain a good relationship with him because he'll probably be a d-list delebrity someday and you can ask him for a handout
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leet_dude94 with the 2 month resub, glad to have you back man really appreciate the support
can the give a little HYPE
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>>128451939
I want to see nice memegames tbvh
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>>128452058
omg who subbed to whom?!?!? (to he bonest)
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>>128451285
Gonna go ahead and slap a word on this post
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>>128451986
protip: nobody likes those people
nuthug 'cause you like him, or ignore him 'cause you don't
also the meager scraps you'd get fro a scrub-tier celeb like trihex are nothing compared to what you'd get by having a job. any job.
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>>128451790
tbvh wording this unless someone takes a strong opinion against it
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'SRG6' is a fucking joke, literally everyone who paricipated is a non speedrunner, NO ONE posted it in the actual thread and was basically a massive fucking circle jerk. Disgusting.
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>>128450579
just shove some toilet paper in your nose
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alright who's the fucker that submitted my run for chibi's marathon
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>>128452606
>srg6
dont you mean sr6 anon
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Anyone else pick up mario kart 8 speedrunning?

It's great because it's actually just playing casually for an hour then screaming what your time is
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>>128452678
me

>>128452207
me

>>128450943
yea
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>>128452671
*tries it* >^<

There. That should hold out.
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noir is partnered...
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>>128452794
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>>128452754
>tfw me'd and you'd for every entry in this post
nice
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>>128451285
worded this a bit too hard and came...
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>>128452983
wow nice

>>128452983
well done
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NOIR is high on strem and partner :DDD
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>>128453052
omg it hapned again :D
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>>128452732
I missed that run, was it better or worse than Left 4 dead 2?
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>>128453089
shut the fuck up already
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>>128452606
this is such a squid post
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this thread is not very good
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>>128453154
worse
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>>128453191
this hobby's not very good

I'm Cronikeys, anybody want me to clean up this community (I could) or just fuck off. I'm good at crusading
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>>128453154

Significantly worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM9W4M48QdE

Skip to anywhere and count the uhhs
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>>128452832
>you will never have a twitch employee nuthug you hard enough to give sub and a name change
why even live
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>>128452606
lmao @ this guy being mad as fuck he didn't get a ~~personal invitation~~ to sr6

all you had to do was start up your stream and say "im next" bitchboi
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>>128453154
Better, it was a much needed trainwreck.
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NASA discussion and Q&A
twitc.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly
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>>128453326
don't fuck off, just stop namefagging.
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>>128453326
Can I take you out on a date at NASA?
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>>128453326
go for it babe
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Need to fap. Someone post croni pics please
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lmao what the fuck is noobest even doing? didn't he quit speedrunning like a year ago?
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>mod a game
>run at 110% speed
>instant wr
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>>128452606
>tfw its memed about so much i thought it was just slayer's stream or something
>missed the whole thing
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>>128453887
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>>128453968

Good luck with that Chibi
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>>128453486
Make your bed DSP
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>>128453968
Why the devil?
Reminder that cheating is never wrong unless you get caught
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>>128454017
i posted about it like 5 times when it was just kicking off, sorry

>>128452606
wow!
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>>128453887
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>>128453364
The entire run is dependent on the rng of the cpu racers and what items they get. Why is this allowed?
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Knowing what you know now, would you let Cosmo keep the Ocarina of Time record if it meant him staying the way he used to be?

I think I would.
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>>128454160
not jewish enough
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>>128454281
yeah why not that speedrun sucks anyway
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>>128453968
>run a game on emulator
>it's accepted in the community.
>play with both a controller and keyboard.
>instant wr
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>>128454169
Only if you're shit
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>>128453326
Stop doing this shit, you are an embarrassment. You have absolutely no authority in the community whatsoever, stop acting like your name is even worth self dropping. Fuck up.
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>>128454281
lol no why would i give a shit
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>>128454169

There are a lot of questionable runs but something like Stepmania at least requires skill
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>>128454281
if only he was better at Wind Waker.

then it'd be OK.
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>>128454281
who cares about a fag, can't wait for him to off himself soon to be honest
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>>128453968
>not running at 300% speed
wew lad
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>>128453486
>the guy who reeked like shit, went over estimate, was obnoxious on stream and outside the stream, got banned for being a douchebag and tried to stay relevant by playing mario party is running a marathon
jeez, what could go wrong
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>>128453486
>these fags in chat
rip nasa
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Anyone who is unironically support NASA is a tool of the highest order. Naegleria doesn't even speedrun, please wake the fuck up.
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is mic really better than no mic?
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I'm only here to shitpost about a WR run in an obscure game by a meme youtuber http://youtu.be/efEe6nsPuoc
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.>>128453753
>>128454429
I think I'll just leave until I become interested in games again. If y'all need me to add someone or whatever just tweet me (I do have pull in the community by the way. I guarantee you I could get a lot of big-name speedrunners to join a Revolution and I have the technical/persuasion skills to make it happen regardless of whether or not you like me personally)

bye bye
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>>128455268
don't kill yourself please
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>>128455108
the only people who want mics are people who want to pretend they have friends

as long as you're good at your game or at least trying your best it doesn't matter what you do
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>>128455268
a revolution for what? the way we play video games?
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>>128455434
I won't. OMW to therapist now

>>128455529
No, just the way this community is organized. It's very unstable right now and a lot of people aren't happy about it. If you disagree, then well
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fw your favorite srg speedster lost the will to speedrun
he still streams attempts but he clearly doesn't want to anymore, bless his soul
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>>128455747
>It's very unstable right now and a lot of people aren't happy about it

In what universe will an unstable and unhappy person make an unstable and unhappy community stable and happy?
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>>128455747
>playing fucking games with a timer
>community

hurry up and kill yourself you waste of space
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>>128454616
goes up to 1000% with a console command
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>>128455949
hot white gold digging pussy will do that to a man
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>>128455956
When I put my focus into something I go all out. I also privately have support from a lot of key SRL and SDA administrators. Psychopaths are the best leaders anyway

I have another project I could do if this isn't wanted, but I think it is.

>>128456017
has nothing to do with that. I don't care what people do for fun, I care with the lack of organization in this community and the "Anything Goes" attitude that's been popularized by SRL and GDQs. There are serious posts about having a rhythm games block at the next event
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>>128456873
Shut the fuck up, you don't even speedrun
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>pillow fort at NASA

Comfy
As
Fuck
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>>128456873
ignore grindxmonkey, you're based af
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>>128457253
Noir comes into your pillow fort and gives you sex eyes, what do you do?
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>>128457669
activate the self destruct system I built into the pillows for this very reason

my sacrifice will pave the way for a better speedfututre
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>still calling it sr6
piss off circlejerkers
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>>128457669
Kill him for being a cock tease

Either put up, or get got
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If I wanted to get into running games and I already know I'd be more interested in running older SNES stuff.. will an emu just do me fine?

I neither have a good old fuckhuge CRT, nor a super famicom or the JP carts to go with it for the games I'd want to play.

Should I just go with higan emu?
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>noir gets 40 viewers prior to AGDQ
>gets partnered after his view peaks drop 500% in 3 days since AGDQ
>guy I know streaing for 3 years with consistently 120viewers gets denied 20 times by twitch for no reason

I hate this website desu
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When is twitch going to provide a "my internet is shit as fuck" quality option for non-partnered streams and AT LEAST transcode a mobile quality stream for you so that you can at least watch

FOLLOW UP QUESTION
When are non-partnered streamers with under 10 viewers going to stop streaming 20 year old 224p games at fucking 3k bitrate
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>>128458237
When are you going to catch up with the rest of the world and drop the 56k?
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>>128452910
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>>128458185
Sure, it's fine.

higan or snes9x 1.53 if your comp has trouble with higan + streaming
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>>128457521
Kill yourself you fucking degenerate, literally whiteknighting a non-speedrunning tranny with a deluded sense of power, you cannot get any lower than this.
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>>128458186
stay salty matt
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>>128458551
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
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>>128458476
2bh wouldn't trade my location up for faster internet. 1mb down is suffering.

Maybe if satellite was less expensive, I guess.
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>>128458497
Don't want to stream yet, I'm not sure. I know higan is a real resource hog because of how accurate it tries to be.

I'm with an i5 4570 @ 3.4ghz

I guess I'll find out eventually
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>>128458651
with those specs, you should be able to run it at 60 fps fine
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Let's settle this http://strawpoll.me/6528514
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>>128458760
Cheers. Also I meant 4670, not 4570.

Time to grab higan
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>>128458827
I don't even understand these choices
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>>128458185
Invest the hundreds of dollars for the equipment, that way you stay motivated to go fast since you put down so much.
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>>128458602
>I'm absolute scum who puts non-speedrunning tranny freaks on a pedestal!
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Some of you animes are alright, don't come to school tomorrow.
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>>128458941
ooh ah ooh ah! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>128459015
>>I'm absolute scum who puts non-speedrunning tranny freaks on a pedestal!
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>>128458185
It's ok to start out with but CRT + console is the best way to play. Not in a meme way either the input delay is noticeably way better.
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Can someone teach me how to do the level Clean Hit on Hotline Miami with Brandon? I'm not entirely sure how I'm supposed to aim on the first floor.
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>>128458924
That's what I thought about learning an instrument

>buy really good one
>fast forward a few weeks and it just sits in he corner
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fucking retards high jacking the grindxmonkey meme, the cultural marxist thirsted for that tranny ass you retards.........
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>>128459120
Me again, I can get almost all the enemies in my attempts at the level so far but I haven't been able to get everyone with 1 smg clip yet.
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>>128459113
How come we still don't have the capability of having input lag be as low or even lower as the old console with modern tech on PC?

I find it pretty astounding
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>>128459080
>says the monkey in love with one
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>>128459260
>>128459326
You haven't been paying attention if you think this is true.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhZsnZ_llWs
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>>128459319
We live in the age of 10 second boot times, no one seems to give a shit about latency anymore.
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>>128459120
>>128459289
I'm gonna assume you get the route up until you have the hostage in the room
when you aim, the first target is the other 'normal' enemy in white, and once he's dead you just move your mouse in an arc around the room
sometimes you can't hit all the enemies if one or two are too high/too low, in this situation you can just pick up the rifle and fire shots at them since normally if they're in such a position then they shouldn't hit you if you're quick
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>>128459436
Me thinks thou doth protest to much :3c
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>>128459494
chibi...
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>>128459181
Instrumenting takes real skill and dedication, we're talking about speedrunning here dude
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Serious question guys:

Where was Essentia at AGDQ this year?
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>>128459120
Join the discord
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>>128459917
At home getting knocked up with Babyssentia #4.
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Serious question guys:

Have you seen the oil prices?
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>>128459494
Our boi retro at it again
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>>128459598
You mean the russians in the white suits right? Why is normal in quotes?
>>128460007
Link?
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With all the trannies in the speedrunning community which tranny is the hottest one?
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Is Cronikeys really a tranny or is that just a meme?
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>>128460170
Cronikeys.
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>>128460145
don't really know what i was thinking with the quotes but yes, the target is the other russian in white suit who isn't a hostage
the discord is at https://discordapp.com/invite/0lAUUAslRR9ZaaGY so if you have further questions i'll help you out in there if you join
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Chibi is on the sdr discord now. Someone go ask him about his gf.
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>>128439251
Sad panda isn't on g.e dumbass.
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>>128460298
I thought there were 3 total russians in white on the first floor but I'll try that thank you. I'll join the discord channel too.
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>>128460186
He/She it is indeed a tranny
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>>128460170
Cronikeys if she really is a tranny. Seems like a typical psychobitch attentionwhore
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>>128460170
I'd pound the fuck out of Cronikeys

Wouldn't introduce "her" to my mother though.
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>>128451630
fuck you
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>>128460412
Where was that confirmed? Not that I don't believe you since the face is mannish
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does anybody know something about fallout 1 speedruns?
I'm supposed to run away from the super mutant, he gets stuck and I can progress. I can't manage to run away from him though, he always initalizes combat.

webm related, a handful of attempts
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>>128460428
She's very mentally ill and will probably kill herself this year after she gets surgery. BDD is one helluva mental disorder to have.
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>>128460868
If you're OK with approaching the reddit crew, I know DrTChops has some experience running this game and could definitely help you figure that out. He's pretty good when it comes to sharing his knowledge.
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>>128460428
>>128461094
Another case proving the statistics right!
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>>128461094
Big Dark Dick?
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>>128461229
Borderline Personality Disorder. The female equivalent of autism
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>>128461460
Thought you meant Body Dysmorphic Disorder
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>>128460170
Cronikeys without a doubt. Then again there really isn't much of a competition seeing how most of the trannies in this community look more like men than women
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What do when the game you want to run isn't even shown on speedrun.com?

The irony being it was at AGDQ 2016
(Super Star Wars)

I know that's not real irony
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>>128460401
well there is three but there's only two in the big room
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>>128461606
Cronikeys is not part of the community, he doesn't speedrun, or even play video games. Fuck off.
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>>128461460
>>128461604
It's both & more!
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>>128459494
Chibi is kinda sweet
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>>128455268
>>128455747
>>128456873

the first step to improving anything is to find a way to 100% prevent cheating from consoles. only once you do this, the community can be saved.
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>>128460016
God bless her for filling this world with more white people. She's on her way to having five beautiful white children.
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>>128456873
why dont you just let GDQ do their thing and try and associate with the new batch of people doing marathons
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Cronikeys would be a better organizer than Sumichu. She actually seems to care about the community and she knows quite a bit about a lot of games.
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>>128463020
minion, gari and his nuthuggers would sabotage it tho.
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>>128463020
always gotta make it about you huh
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>>128463020
Get involved with NASA then
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>>128463020
did you make an attempt to get on the GDQ staff
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Reminder that speedruns is about having fun and not all about getting WRs
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>>128463138
gari likes croni. Minion is just mad he was dumped for being a beta bitchboi
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>>128463378
Speedrunning is about making money and fucking hot bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>>128463378
Speedrunning is about different things for different people, anon.

It's about fun to me too, though.
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>>128463484
Gotta agree on that anon, I'm just tired about elitists that speedrun niche games no one else runs except 1-2 people and shit on people that never did WR attempts or are close to WR in their games.
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>he doesn't use moobot
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>>128463774
>not collecting a couple easy WRs in niche meme games to put on your resume
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>>128463020
Cronikeys, you must team up with me for the new era.

We will destroy GDQ, there is no reason they need any member on that staff. However, we will assemble the core of a key team that will someday be realized as essential components. GDQ without Jewyama is still the same event, that tub of lard just collects a paycheck.

We must show the masses what true power is.
Together, we will win.
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trihex on some show
www DOT twitch DOT tv/ezekiel_iii
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>>128463957
Who is you? Cronikeys at least attaches a name to her idiocy
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>>128464238
How is that nigger still relevant?
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>>128463020
She'd be too busy getting plowed by squid to organize anything more than a baby
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>>128464238
its READING THE CODE
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>>128461651
ask the people that ran it
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People only like Cronikeys bc they're horny 14 year olds who can't ask out the qt in math class
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>>128463348
going to have to word this.
seriously, all the people bitching about GDQs need to step up and make NASA a better event than GDQs. that's the only way to stop Mike and Cool Matty from destroying this hobby.
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>>128464249
>being this new and not being able to tell rwhitegoose posts from others
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>>128465602
is that really goose shitposting?
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>new trick found that saves a minute
>current wr holder panics because he's a grind monkey and doesn't want to be bopped free so begs people to ban it
classic
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>>128465369
fw I asked out the qt in math class and she just laughed

don't trigger me like this
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this guy is the master of free WRs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efEe6nsPuoc

git gud srg
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>>128464238
guy just said blind races are the future of speedrunning lmao

and of course trihex agreed
>>
ZFGrindmonkey
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>>128465945
git gud faggot
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>>128465962
its already been posted you mong
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>>128465369
>>128465945
>tfw always start moving towards the girl to start talking to her and beta out at the last second
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>>128465941
what game
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>>128460612
?
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>>128466145
Probably OoT and the boat skip.
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>>128466061
too late now
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>>128466627
never give up!!
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I found new consistent strats for the last level of my game. My life is immeasurably better now. Fuck the old RNG strats.
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>>128466595
or dkc
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>>128466853
Is it faster or slower?
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noir is annoying on stream ppl sub to that
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>>128466987
noir is my sub if you get what I mean :3c
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>>128466987
>People even acknowledge its existence

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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feels good to be learning a game after a long time off. see you all soon
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You're gonna watch right /srg/?
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>>128467360
I legit believe I wouldn't be able to stand the reddit cancer it would portray. It would seriously be too much for me to handle.
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>>128467330
Good luck!
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feels good to be watching anime after a long time off. see you all never
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>>128467360
of course

its gonna be a blast.........
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>>128467774
.........yeah....


.....same
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adam i miss you.
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>>128467989
He'll be back, Ryuko

Just you wait!
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>>128467774
How do you blow up the Internet?
>>
Do you think we will have Narcissa nudes by the end of the year?
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>>128468462
what? i just think chibi's marathon is gonna be the bomb..
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Reminder that /srg/ and the speedrunning community as a whole raised money so that Aeonfrodo could attend AGDQ and run Mario Kart 8.
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>open twitch frontpage
>trihex is on some random podcast talking about MM and telling people to go to speedrun.com to take up speedrunning
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>>128468886
it's at times like this that I'm glad I'm not a speedrunner desu senpai
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>>128468886
that was just reddit
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tfw watching a runner get broken down by rng
>why am I never lucky
glorious
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>>128468886
srg paid for skeletonbill's and benezia's free gdq vacations even though neither of them ran anything. srg has no credibility whatsoever.
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turok any

http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
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>>128469043
autism

maximum autism
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>>128469345
>mfw
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>>128466946
I'm within 5 seconds. It's at the end of the run and works 90% of the time versus the 30-50% of the RNG old strat.

It can be faster very rarely, too.
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>>128469345
wish that anime would nuzzle on my dick like that desu
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>>128469345
Do you think he's cute at least
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Headcrab tell slayer to stream fc3
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>tfw you finna smash the wr of a no-name game and get your resume going LEAN
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>>128470502
>>128470635
Excuse me, but what does that have to do with speedrunning?
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>>128470656
desu I'd rather have thug niggers in the community instead of tranny freaks
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>>128470859
>nigger

lil ugly mane ain't no nigger u take that back or im finna bust a nut up in this
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>>128470950
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
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>>128471384
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>>128471384
mane shut tha fuck up already you dumb a$$ im on my grind bout to KILL THE WR GAME
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Are you niggers fucking mental? Cronikeys has no involvement with speedrunning what so ever, he doesn't speedrun, he doesn't play games, he is NOT ontop of the current state of speedrunning.

There are actually runners who fit this criteria and you're all trying to whiteknight a tranny.
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>>128467360
EIGHT DAYS OF SPEED.
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if you don't have a niche as a speedrunner, no one will watch you
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>>128471531
He's ontop of SOMETHING alright ya feel me
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>>128471531
I'm betting it all on Trihex and chibi desu. Going to skip SGDQ this year so I can meet Trihex at AX.
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>>128463832
>he has mods in his chat
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>>128472141
>he "interacts" with chat
>he acknowledges chat is even a thing
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>>128465962
>master of free WRs
>not dugongue
come on
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>>128472354
>tfw considering just going [no chat] because I just wanna grind for WR and not care about typing 'ty' to all the gls
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>>128467360
Of course i'll watch. Anything chibi touches turns into pure comedy gold
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>>128469043
the abbreviation is SMM
MM is either majora's mask or megaman
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>>128459494
christ. retro sounds like the sperg at school that everyone hated.
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>>128472443
why? it takes 2 seconds.
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>>128472443
I don't believe that anyone would even wish a fucking freak like you good luck.
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>>128472592
don't you have star trek figures to be lining up in order of size and color
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>>128472613
He sounds like a chav if anything
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>>128472443
Chat is shit anyways, dunno anyone who wants to interact with twitch chat unless they're trying to build up a fanbase of people who truly believe the streamer is a friend so they can MAKE MONEY BABY $$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>128472689
Sometimes you just wanna kick back and not give a fuck, you feel me
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>>128472859
i like the placebo effect that single "gl" gives.
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>>128472859
I like smaller steams because I feel like I can chat with the runner about the game. I don't think there's anything wrong with being twitch friends with someone.
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>>128472859
maybe the autismos on 4chan
but if you have maybe 1-15 viewers, you can get some pretty good conversations going provided that they're not the meme spewing idiots most twitch chatters are
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>tfw scared to stream
I don't want to get bullied
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>>128471531
Nothing wrong with whiteknighting a hot tranny
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does anyone have pictures of geoff I need proof that his face is slowly melting
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>>128473159
>>128473275
Actually, you two are correct.

15 max is good I think.
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>>128473312
what's the worst that could happen?
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>>128473394
you could end up getting doxxed or have personal information thrown everywhere like what happened to chibi's dick pic
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>>128473569
Don't put up sensitive shit on the internet then

Everything that doxxers find is what you willingly put on the Internet
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>>128473569
>tfw I've had alternate names for sensitive stuff dating back to like 99

Don't be an idiot.
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>>128473569
don't be an idiot and have your handle relate to you.

most people who get doxxed get doxxed because they continually make an embarrassment out of themselves. i don't think anyone here has ever been bullied so bad they quit speedrunning. not in recent memory at least.
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>>128473702
>tfw you've never put embarrassing shit up on the internet
Maybe a few posts on WoW forums that might be embarrassing now but that's the worst.
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I missed out on the wife's son donation this year. Does anyone happen to have a link?
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>>128473312
don't be scared, I won't bully you
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>>128473915
There were actually multiple.
I have two saved but I won't post them because you're probably from /v/
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>tfw you were ahead of the irony game years in advance and people dig it up and think they exposed you and thus give you more viewers as a result
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>>128474083
rude

but ok
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>>128473896
That's what I have, actually. Just calling people faggots and shit until they banned me on their shit forums.
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i wouldn't mind if you guys found my dick pics desu
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>>128474238
same. they're not even hard to find.
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>>128474238
>tfw accidentally uploaded a dick pic and it was probably saved by people browsing new images cause it's 8.5"
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>>128473889
>trihex
>cosmowright
>siglemic
>duke_bilgewater
>toufool
>cyberdemon
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What if she actually kills herself?
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>>128474391
i'd post mine but i'm too shy/you fags would want to fuck me
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>>128474428
Oh is that why Duke stopped? He was dog shit and I still laugh that these morons paid for that fat fuck to go on a vacation.
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>>128474635
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>stuck watching a splatoon run because there are no cute runners
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>>128473394
idk, the last 2 times I've streamed with a facecam I've gotten people who claim to be autistic teenage "girls" who add me on steam and get super fucking possessive
and I too am an autist who doesn't know how to tell them to fuck off without feeling like shit
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How do you check to see who followed you on Twitch?
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>>128474875
>not being glad you are cute enough to have someone think you look nice and add you

I bet if I used a facecam I'd just get bullied cause I don't look good
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>>128474809
if you dont think slayer is cute then GET OUT
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>>128474934
Tweet asking who followed you
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>>128474970
iktf, i dont even use mic often because people do/will bully me over my voice
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>>128474875
that's fucking nothing dude.
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>>128475084
But I only have 2 followers on twatter.
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>>128475052
I can't *see* slayer all I can see is a low bitrate stream of turok
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>>128475095
I was thinking of using a gimmick for when I stream

Maybe always wear a costume and be "that [costume] guy"
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>>128475210
Genius, going to get 100 million viewers.
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>>128475187
go to your twitch profile and then the following page

>>128475210
already been done lad unfortunately, although im not sure if it was in speedrunning or not
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>>128475210
just put on a wig and some make up and you're good.
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>>128474970
yeah man, nothing like having a 13 year old deviant art girl threaten to cut herself and kill you if you don't stop playing with your irl friends and get into some rp gmod server with them
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If I had a cute pet I'd just have a kitten or puppy cam all the time

ez 1bil viewers
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>>128475415
why would you even let it get to that point lol
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>>128475519
it's been 2 days lol
this person asked to be my friend, they added me, spewed spaghetti, and has been like this ever since about 5 minutes after I accepted their friend request
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>zfg has a shit ton of viewers, looks like a potato and doesn't even cam or anything

how does he do it
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i did a good job, check it out if you want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjlurlRvV88
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stop being so insecure if you want to facecam and you don't think you look good enough

just don't have the only lighting be the screen and you'll be fine, lots of people have varied tastes I like skinny nerds that most people don't think are attractive at all
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>>128475669
he's been around forever.

>>128475703
or just don't feel pressured to use webcam.
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>>128475669
By knowing his speedgame well
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>tfw all those people with like 0 or 1 viewers
>tfw they still do commentary even though no one listens

I mean they have do, if they did nothing and someone came in they'd leave again cause they are bored or some shit.

Always found it depressing to look at all the channels with no viewers at all.
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>>128475642
so what game do you speedrun?
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>>128476018
is he wearing eyeshadow?
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>tfw nasally voice and very self conscious about it.
>have a shit speed game.
>can't even pretend to be mute because I'm ugly as fuck so no webcam for that.

This is suffering.
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>>128476013
that's why i don't use mic. talking to no one for long periods of time is depressing.
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you guys have shitty reasons not to use webcams

heres mine

>people saving pictures my face
>people making reaction images out of my face
>people making memes out of my face

i am not interested in that
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>>128475210
Just get a fursuit
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>>128476116
pay a cute girl to be on cam and act as if she was playing while you hide under the desk and play
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Is anyone else running the game D/Generation for DOS. If so, what is your PB? Mine is 20:10.34
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>>128476018
And yet he managed to score a 6/10 so what's your excuse, anon?
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>>128476280
Here's mine

>having strangers see me and act like they know me

They need to fuck off with that shit
>>
Is using joy2key cheating?
this game relies heavily on shoulder buttons to go fast, I can't do that with a keyboard (but everyone else seems to be able to..)
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>>128476280
>tfw appeared on camera once and someone made an image including my face
came close to ending my life desu
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>>128476280
get over yourself.
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>>128476357
I'd love to fuck tolki desu.
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>>128475703
But what if some cute girl donates to me and flies out to a gdq so we can fuck?
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>>128476357
My excuse is that my hobbies include playing games fast and watching other people play games fast
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>>128476357
>6/10

Once again. Thirsty speedautists can't judge women

She's a 4. 5 at the very best
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>>128475210
make a literal christian stream and talk about bible verses
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>>128474602
who
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>>128476558
So what's your 10/10 speedgirl anon?
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fw have perfect qualities for using webcam and mic but don't because i'm above it all/you fags would want to fuck me
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Would people bully me if I streamed? I look a bit like a boy sometimes, ugh.
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>>128476620
not him but bananaboat t b h
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>>128476620
mini donuts
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>>128476620
No such thing
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>>128476620
misskaddykins 4ever
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>>128476652
You'll get someone
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>>128476652
That's not you, that's some Mexican weeb girl, you can't fool me with that file name
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>>128476620
brittany moore if she got her nose fixed
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>>128476806
I hope she ends up on the street and has to do porn but can only get offers from sites like facialabuse.
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>>128476620
Ryuko
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>>128476620
Rawrica.
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>>128476806
I agree.
I can't explain it because I KNOW she looks like a meth addicted alien, but I still wish I could be with her even if just for one night

The cock wants what it wants anon.
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>>128476985
true.
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>>128477087
Adam has godlike taste in women
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>>128477072
>that pic
my bloody heart
i love her hair
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Cronikeys you couldn't get shit done in your toilet let alone this community. Nobody you know from SDA or SRL give a fuck about what you think or want to do. They're all so beta and content that they wouldn't dream of teaming up with some serg faggot nobody like you. Get real.
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>>128476652
I would KISS you.
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>>128476620
cronikeys after she gets her nose fixed and breast implants next month
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>>128476807
>>128476914
>>128477287
you all had better not be this stupid
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>>128476652
>srg not recognising katya
wew lads
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>>128477265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania
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>>128472592
or mischief makers
or marble madness
or maniac mansion
or maui mallard
or madou monogatari
or mickey mousecapade
>>
>>128476620
that one chick laz is banging is pretty hot, but she looks like she's insane and has HPD
>>
>>128476652
>pretending to be Katya
You might as well have posted Taylor Swift or something. Who are you fooling?
>>
people i like:
chibi
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>>128477341
i didn't wanna say anything and be the only weirdo who knew who it was
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>>128477265
to be fair croni does have a lot of connections to oldbois
>a tranny is the alpha male of a community
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>>128477645
people I like:

blueglass
peaches_
iceplug
cavemandcj
werster
darkspinessonic
halfcoordinated
RWhiteGoose
Blechy
KAN
Controllerhead
>>
>>128477396
>Inflated self-esteem or grandiosity
>Decreased need for sleep (e.g., feels rested after 3 hours of sleep.)
>More talkative than usual or pressure to keep talking.
>Flights of ideas or subjective experience that thoughts are racing.
>Increase in goal directed activity, or psychomotor agitation.
>Distractibility (too easily drawn to unimportant or irrelevant external stimuli).
>Excessive involvement in activities that have a high degree for painful consequences.(e.g., extravagant shopping, sexual adventures or improbable commercial schemes).

sounds about right.

>>128477814
She severed most of her ties with the community about two years ago.
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>>128477814
This doesn't mean anything, he is not relevant in the community and hasn't been for years and literally DOES NOT EVEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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>>128477825
>putting yourself in the list
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>>128477902
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>>128477902
>>
>>128477902
I miss cosmo
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>>128477902
why does she feel the need to talk about her buttplugs so often
does transitioning mean you also become public about any and all sexual deviancy?
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>>128478284
no, but it means any public criticism will be met with accusations of being transphobic
so people won't call them out on it
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>>128478284
>does transitioning mean you also become public about any and all sexual deviancy?

Apparently.
As soon as a person becomes trans they start casually posting nude or dick pics all the time. I don't get it either.

Are there no people who just want to be a normal person of the other gender without just doing it for sexual reasons? Perverted ones I mean.
>>
>>128477902
Man, it's just depressing seeing Cosmo like this now.

What a waste.
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>>128478451
we still have zfg my man
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>>128476427
based wilbo
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>>128477814
Not really. Maybe when speedrunning was just starting to grow, she made a name for herself "glitch hunting" but that was a long time ago. Everyone knows she's batshit crazy and unpredictable, people tend to avoid her. Remember the Congratsio drama? Why do you think she's here now, she's already been ran out of here multiple times for being crazy.

She clings on to what little relevancy she had for a short period of time. It's sad because she's mentally ill, but she can be a right bitch sometimes. A lot of people will agree with that.
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>>128478426
this. it's fucking gross. how is it even allowed on twitch when he doesn't even play fucking video games? do they consider buttplug exhibition an art form or something?
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>>128478426
Becoming a tranny is the result of having a fetish blown out of proportion, so no
>>
who here /powerball/?
>>
>>128478709
I like Cronikeys because I believe if they did not have the mental illnesses and could function accordingly they'd do a lot of good to get rid of this shitfest of hobby we have now.

However, I do not like to associate with Cronikeys.
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>>128477825
>tfw didn't make the list
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>>128477825
You lost me after darkspinesonic.
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Cronikeys is a ticking time bomb. putting her in charge of anything long-term would be a disaster.
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>>128478938
What the fuck is with you fucking faggots? Why Cronikeys? What kind of power does he have to 'rid this shitfest of a hobby'? There are fucking hundreds of people more qualified to do this, and even then, THIS isn't a thing.
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>>128479204
It'd be a fun ride though desu
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>>128479241
Making things less shitty is indeed a thing.
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>>128479413
pre-minion maybe.
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>>128476620
mayushii d e s u
is she even a speedgirl tho?
i'm not really sure and i don't really care
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>>128479506
Why Cronikeys? What could he possibly do? What could someone who has no relevance, doesn't speedrun or even play video games, do to this hobby?

Stop whiteknighting a fucking tranny you faggots.
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>tfw want to run game but don't want to learn game
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>>128479506
making what less shitty?
only thing I can think of that he does is manage the srg list and circlejerk in squid's chat
neither are hard to do, and you could have a bot do both if you really wanted to
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>>128479668
I'd make a much better candidate, I've crusaded about donation fags and no /srg/ scum for months, and I actually speedrun.
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>>128479629
iktf
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>>128479668
>>128479601
Fix speedrunning as a whole, Cronikeys would clearly dethrone Jewyama by secretly poisoning the pizza at a GDQ, Jewyama cannot resist shoveling more shit down his throathole. We may lose a few other fat faggots like Naelgeria who also want to shovel pizza down their throat but it's a sacrifice we must endure.

Truly the martyr required to fix this dog shit hobby.
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>>128479784
ok who are you

well have a vote
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>>128479926
Squid
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>>128479506
>>128479901
You're just some dumbfuck from her circlejerk sucking up because you both hang out in the same chat. You don't know shit.

Here's what will happen, and always has happened when it comes to Cronikeys:
>she'll start the project
>takes months to finish
>lies about project
>"indefinite hiatus"
>gives up on it until someone else tries to do it themself
>bitter jealousy kicks in so she throws it together and makes changes and stupid decisions as time goes on (look at how often she changes her mind about the /srg/ team
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>>128480027
The /srg/ team should ONLY have speedrunners who aren't donation fags on. Cronikeys even tried to argue that Pyatters should stay on due to his ~legacy~, what a fucking joke.
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>>128480027
I have never chatted with Cronikeys in my entire life, I actively avoid that mess. Also, I was talking theoreticals, if they were not diseased they would naturally be less shit m8
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>>128477902
From the thumbnail I thought it was a crack pipe. Not sure if that would have been better.
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please help me out guys. Who should I fap to? Chibi or Cronikeys
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>>128480284
both
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>>128480284
kaddykins
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>>128480027
you forgot to mention cosmo sperging out about srl leaderboards
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>>128480429
Are we really bring this back from AGDQ? Seriously, she's sick with a cold right now. Can we give her a break until she gets better? Then you guys can go nuts over her again, OK? Please? For me?

Now, if you excuse me, I must go wait for Noir to begin the stream.
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>>128479926
>>128480027
id see what happens desu

post your plans to overthrow the GDQ empire
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How can I join the srg team

I am basically the DarkLight93 of speedrunning with FOUR world championships on games that are MAXED OUT
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>>128480754
Bitch about it on /srg/ anonymously and then do absolutely nothing about it.
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What does a butt plug feel like?
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>>128480429
Sorry but i'm not into extraterrestrials
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>>128480827
fuck the team, just post your stream here.
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>>128481019
salty milk and coins
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>>128481019
awesome and i am a straight male
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>>128481326
Freaking 4chan liars!
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>>128481019
bags of sand
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the yahoo
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>>128477072
>should I take the picture yet?
>not yet, I'm gonna do a thinky face
I don't get normies
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>>128481326
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>>128481326
THE LIAR KNOWN AS 4CHAN
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>>128481872
Oh autism
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>>128481869
i think she's cute af
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>>128476620
that one esa girl who's always cleaning with joy, never interferes with the runs and has a nice voice
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>>128481869
geoff took the pic of her

u just jelly m8
it's ok I'm jelly too
wish I could kiss her
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>>128481869
It looks cute, and it is, and she knew it
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>>128482043
</3
why would you save that let alone post it?
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>>128482043
Would you eat Geoff's cum out of her anus?
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>tfw OoS is all about RNG manipulating.

This is going to be suffering.
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You're all fucking mental. Cronikeys does not speedrun, does not play video games, and does not have any relevance at all. Stop giving it attention and let it kill itself.
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>>128482161
i'd make her forget geoff even existed.
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Friendly reminder that the best speedrunner is currently streaming

twitch / staiain
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>>128482379
Who are you talking to?
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>>128482441
thought this said stalin at first
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>>128482379
who are you replying to?
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reminder that goose frequents obsessive subreddits for insane autists like r/samandtolki

alt-f-x has done nothing wrong
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>>128483074
based goose
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>>128483074
I've never been in that subreddit. I have no clue what it is, and I don't know if I wanna go look at it.
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>>128460550
D*nggg dude i'm wording this so hard rn

I'm jerking off too ofc
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>>128483074
go away alt-f-x
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>>128482379
Hot sexy girls are always relevant no matter what
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>>128482164
no it's not, that'd be more OoA
unless I've been that far out of the loop
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>>128483297
so does that mean mskaddykins can be in charge?
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>>128483321
Maybe i'm just really shitty then because I can't manipulate the floormasters in the first dungeon.
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>>128483164
Some smart people there

>they talk about trihex discussing GDQ party culture

>My favorite part was when he said that The party culture is taking over GDQ. I noticed this too early on in the marathon, the main room was deserted half the time while all the attendees were probably busy partying trying to hook up with girls. I mean this has been something that has been growing since the Tolki incident of SGDQ 2014, but this year's marathon was especially bad in the sense that its all about partying now.
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Using the new strats I worked on earlier. Wish me luck srg.
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>>128483418
Cronikeys is a genius
mskaddykins is a slug
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>>128483507
Oh boy, SGDQ is gonna be one crazy party since it's on July 4th.
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>>128483434
Oh, that's not rng
the floormasters spawn in the direction you're holding
so basically, you want to hold down right near the end of that line of blocks you're next when you screen transition onto the screen with the boss door on it
just as a side note, I wouldn't bother spending too much time on the one in dungeon 3 at first, because that one's really hard and it doesn't really save that much time
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>>128483559
Good luck with the transition and the speedrun!
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Who is this cute girl?
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>>128478426
I'm sure there are, they're just not doing it on social media so won't hear about them. Being a tranny is a trend these days (a dangerous one at that, makes you take drugs that actually make you crazy)
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>>128483507
The event got too commercial so the fun was sucked out of it. Can't expect too much man when the event is no longer about the community but the sponsors/money.
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>>128483909
That guy has a point though.
At this point the majority of people attending aren't even runners. They're just random accessories to runners or other people. Random girls, people who just tag along, others who only come there to party a bit or meet others.
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>>128483909
tfw you will never get paid for having autists play video games for you

How do I get in on this?
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>>128483507
>speedautists doing shots and playing nintenbabby gametes is considered "partying"

lol
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>>128483559
are you the guy who people told you to fuck off back to reddit? if so, I applaud your determination. After all, the king of determination, rwhitegoose, is way more intent on shitposting and being a redditor these days.
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>>128483698
Thank you, I'll practice it shortly. Where can I go to find more information about this games speedrun? Nobody is online at the zelda IRC, and the forums aren't loading for me or are offline.
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>>128484106
travel back in time
become uyama
sign a deal with PCF to host AGDQ
make easy ~150k a year doing nothing
pretend you have mono for 2+ years despite it being an illness that is not only very treatable but also rarely lasts more than 2-3 weeks, maybe a month tops
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>Clint
>beating ZFGs time ever

ZFG will probably get a 4:15 with the new shadow boat and cutscene skip once it's routed and he starts 100% again
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>>128484214
there's #oracle on srl irc, and there's some information on zeldaspeedruns.com, but other than that, I don't know
I learned most of it by watching the wr (Paladrima's at the time) and most of it was pretty straightforward I think
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>>128484365
nuthugger
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>>128484365
>, said the stream monster who doesnt speedrun
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there is literally nothing wrong with hugging nuts
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>>128484703
your favorite streamer sucks and here's why my favorite is better
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>tfw agdq-flu is real
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>>128484869
me with the nuts
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>>128483507
You know who complains about partying?
The people who don't get invited.
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>>128484703
there's everything wrong with hugging nuts
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>>128486181
oh shit
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marco8641 15~ mins away on WR pace for OoT MST if anyone wanna watch
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>>128486181
i always invite those people.
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>>128484703
literally nothing wrong with being a tranny either
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post noir
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jodenstone is already salty when marco is about to beat his MST WR by over a minute
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Hello /srg/, I am a transgender woman and I am interested in becoming part of the speedrunning community. What game should I practice so I can become a well known streamer and a pillar of the community?
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>>128487434
Undertale