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It's not? Why is it a sad panda for me then?
Tell me your secrets, senpai
Please post your speed squares.
What is wrong with saboom?
Has he ever followed through on anything he has ever said?
He probably has the record for most pastebins by a single person on the internet and I don't think he has ever commited for even a month.
Right now he's running Spyro 2, a game just back in september he said he'd never touch again.
I like niché titles that nobody gives a shit about
So does GQD apparently.
It's real. It's something that happens when a bunch of greasy, unhygienic nerds all get together and wipe their flu infected fingers all over game controllers and idiots pick them up without spraying them down with anti-bacterial shit first.
protip: nobody likes those people
nuthug 'cause you like him, or ignore him 'cause you don't
also the meager scraps you'd get fro a scrub-tier celeb like trihex are nothing compared to what you'd get by having a job. any job.
NASA discussion and Q&A
>tfw its memed about so much i thought it was just slayer's stream or something
>missed the whole thing
Knowing what you know now, would you let Cosmo keep the Ocarina of Time record if it meant him staying the way he used to be?
I think I would.
>run a game on emulator
>it's accepted in the community.
>play with both a controller and keyboard.
>the guy who reeked like shit, went over estimate, was obnoxious on stream and outside the stream, got banned for being a douchebag and tried to stay relevant by playing mario party is running a marathon
jeez, what could go wrong
I think I'll just leave until I become interested in games again. If y'all need me to add someone or whatever just tweet me (I do have pull in the community by the way. I guarantee you I could get a lot of big-name speedrunners to join a Revolution and I have the technical/persuasion skills to make it happen regardless of whether or not you like me personally)
I won't. OMW to therapist now
No, just the way this community is organized. It's very unstable right now and a lot of people aren't happy about it. If you disagree, then well
>It's very unstable right now and a lot of people aren't happy about it
In what universe will an unstable and unhappy person make an unstable and unhappy community stable and happy?
When I put my focus into something I go all out. I also privately have support from a lot of key SRL and SDA administrators. Psychopaths are the best leaders anyway
I have another project I could do if this isn't wanted, but I think it is.
has nothing to do with that. I don't care what people do for fun, I care with the lack of organization in this community and the "Anything Goes" attitude that's been popularized by SRL and GDQs. There are serious posts about having a rhythm games block at the next event
If I wanted to get into running games and I already know I'd be more interested in running older SNES stuff.. will an emu just do me fine?
I neither have a good old fuckhuge CRT, nor a super famicom or the JP carts to go with it for the games I'd want to play.
Should I just go with higan emu?
>noir gets 40 viewers prior to AGDQ
>gets partnered after his view peaks drop 500% in 3 days since AGDQ
>guy I know streaing for 3 years with consistently 120viewers gets denied 20 times by twitch for no reason
I hate this website desu
When is twitch going to provide a "my internet is shit as fuck" quality option for non-partnered streams and AT LEAST transcode a mobile quality stream for you so that you can at least watch
FOLLOW UP QUESTION
When are non-partnered streamers with under 10 viewers going to stop streaming 20 year old 224p games at fucking 3k bitrate
Don't want to stream yet, I'm not sure. I know higan is a real resource hog because of how accurate it tries to be.
I'm with an i5 4570 @ 3.4ghz
I guess I'll find out eventually
I'm gonna assume you get the route up until you have the hostage in the room
when you aim, the first target is the other 'normal' enemy in white, and once he's dead you just move your mouse in an arc around the room
sometimes you can't hit all the enemies if one or two are too high/too low, in this situation you can just pick up the rifle and fire shots at them since normally if they're in such a position then they shouldn't hit you if you're quick
don't really know what i was thinking with the quotes but yes, the target is the other russian in white suit who isn't a hostage
the discord is at https://discordapp.com/invite/0lAUUAslRR9ZaaGY so if you have further questions i'll help you out in there if you join
Sad panda isn't on g.e dumbass.
does anybody know something about fallout 1 speedruns?
I'm supposed to run away from the super mutant, he gets stuck and I can progress. I can't manage to run away from him though, he always initalizes combat.
webm related, a handful of attempts
If you're OK with approaching the reddit crew, I know DrTChops has some experience running this game and could definitely help you figure that out. He's pretty good when it comes to sharing his knowledge.
Gotta agree on that anon, I'm just tired about elitists that speedrun niche games no one else runs except 1-2 people and shit on people that never did WR attempts or are close to WR in their games.
>he doesn't use moobot
Cronikeys, you must team up with me for the new era.
We will destroy GDQ, there is no reason they need any member on that staff. However, we will assemble the core of a key team that will someday be realized as essential components. GDQ without Jewyama is still the same event, that tub of lard just collects a paycheck.
We must show the masses what true power is.
Together, we will win.
going to have to word this.
seriously, all the people bitching about GDQs need to step up and make NASA a better event than GDQs. that's the only way to stop Mike and Cool Matty from destroying this hobby.
guy just said blind races are the future of speedrunning lmao
and of course trihex agreed
He'll be back, Ryuko
Just you wait!
>open twitch frontpage
>trihex is on some random podcast talking about MM and telling people to go to speedrun.com to take up speedrunning
tfw watching a runner get broken down by rng
>why am I never lucky
>tfw you finna smash the wr of a no-name game and get your resume going LEAN
lil ugly mane ain't no nigger u take that back or im finna bust a nut up in this
mane shut tha fuck up already you dumb a$$ im on my grind bout to KILL THE WR GAME
Are you niggers fucking mental? Cronikeys has no involvement with speedrunning what so ever, he doesn't speedrun, he doesn't play games, he is NOT ontop of the current state of speedrunning.
There are actually runners who fit this criteria and you're all trying to whiteknight a tranny.
>he "interacts" with chat
>he acknowledges chat is even a thing
Chat is shit anyways, dunno anyone who wants to interact with twitch chat unless they're trying to build up a fanbase of people who truly believe the streamer is a friend so they can MAKE MONEY BABY $$$$$$$$$$$$
maybe the autismos on 4chan
but if you have maybe 1-15 viewers, you can get some pretty good conversations going provided that they're not the meme spewing idiots most twitch chatters are
does anyone have pictures of geoff I need proof that his face is slowly melting
don't be an idiot and have your handle relate to you.
most people who get doxxed get doxxed because they continually make an embarrassment out of themselves. i don't think anyone here has ever been bullied so bad they quit speedrunning. not in recent memory at least.
>stuck watching a splatoon run because there are no cute runners
idk, the last 2 times I've streamed with a facecam I've gotten people who claim to be autistic teenage "girls" who add me on steam and get super fucking possessive
and I too am an autist who doesn't know how to tell them to fuck off without feeling like shit
yeah man, nothing like having a 13 year old deviant art girl threaten to cut herself and kill you if you don't stop playing with your irl friends and get into some rp gmod server with them
it's been 2 days lol
this person asked to be my friend, they added me, spewed spaghetti, and has been like this ever since about 5 minutes after I accepted their friend request
stop being so insecure if you want to facecam and you don't think you look good enough
just don't have the only lighting be the screen and you'll be fine, lots of people have varied tastes I like skinny nerds that most people don't think are attractive at all
>tfw all those people with like 0 or 1 viewers
>tfw they still do commentary even though no one listens
I mean they have do, if they did nothing and someone came in they'd leave again cause they are bored or some shit.
Always found it depressing to look at all the channels with no viewers at all.
you guys have shitty reasons not to use webcams
>people saving pictures my face
>people making reaction images out of my face
>people making memes out of my face
i am not interested in that
And yet he managed to score a 6/10 so what's your excuse, anon?
Would people bully me if I streamed? I look a bit like a boy sometimes, ugh.
I can't explain it because I KNOW she looks like a meth addicted alien, but I still wish I could be with her
even if just for one night
The cock wants what it wants anon.
Adam has godlike taste in women
Cronikeys you couldn't get shit done in your toilet let alone this community. Nobody you know from SDA or SRL give a fuck about what you think or want to do. They're all so beta and content that they wouldn't dream of teaming up with some serg faggot nobody like you. Get real.
>Inflated self-esteem or grandiosity
>Decreased need for sleep (e.g., feels rested after 3 hours of sleep.)
>More talkative than usual or pressure to keep talking.
>Flights of ideas or subjective experience that thoughts are racing.
>Increase in goal directed activity, or psychomotor agitation.
>Distractibility (too easily drawn to unimportant or irrelevant external stimuli).
>Excessive involvement in activities that have a high degree for painful consequences.(e.g., extravagant shopping, sexual adventures or improbable commercial schemes).
sounds about right.
She severed most of her ties with the community about two years ago.
>does transitioning mean you also become public about any and all sexual deviancy?
As soon as a person becomes trans they start casually posting nude or dick pics all the time. I don't get it either.
Are there no people who just want to be a normal person of the other gender without just doing it for sexual reasons? Perverted ones I mean.
Not really. Maybe when speedrunning was just starting to grow, she made a name for herself "glitch hunting" but that was a long time ago. Everyone knows she's batshit crazy and unpredictable, people tend to avoid her. Remember the Congratsio drama? Why do you think she's here now, she's already been ran out of here multiple times for being crazy.
She clings on to what little relevancy she had for a short period of time. It's sad because she's mentally ill, but she can be a right bitch sometimes. A lot of people will agree with that.
I like Cronikeys because I believe if they did not have the mental illnesses and could function accordingly they'd do a lot of good to get rid of this shitfest of hobby we have now.
However, I do not like to associate with Cronikeys.
What the fuck is with you fucking faggots? Why Cronikeys? What kind of power does he have to 'rid this shitfest of a hobby'? There are fucking hundreds of people more qualified to do this, and even then, THIS isn't a thing.
Why Cronikeys? What could he possibly do? What could someone who has no relevance, doesn't speedrun or even play video games, do to this hobby?
Stop whiteknighting a fucking tranny you faggots.
making what less shitty?
only thing I can think of that he does is manage the srg list and circlejerk in squid's chat
neither are hard to do, and you could have a bot do both if you really wanted to
Fix speedrunning as a whole, Cronikeys would clearly dethrone Jewyama by secretly poisoning the pizza at a GDQ, Jewyama cannot resist shoveling more shit down his throathole. We may lose a few other fat faggots like Naelgeria who also want to shovel pizza down their throat but it's a sacrifice we must endure.
Truly the martyr required to fix this dog shit hobby.
You're just some dumbfuck from her circlejerk sucking up because you both hang out in the same chat. You don't know shit.
Here's what will happen, and always has happened when it comes to Cronikeys:
>she'll start the project
>takes months to finish
>lies about project
>gives up on it until someone else tries to do it themself
>bitter jealousy kicks in so she throws it together and makes changes and stupid decisions as time goes on (look at how often she changes her mind about the /srg/ team
I have never chatted with Cronikeys in my entire life, I actively avoid that mess. Also, I was talking theoreticals, if they were not diseased they would naturally be less shit m8
Are we really bring this back from AGDQ? Seriously, she's sick with a cold right now. Can we give her a break until she gets better? Then you guys can go nuts over her again, OK? Please? For me?
Now, if you excuse me, I must go wait for Noir to begin the stream.
geoff took the pic of her
u just jelly m8
it's ok I'm jelly too
wish I could kiss her
Some smart people there
>they talk about trihex discussing GDQ party culture
>My favorite part was when he said that The party culture is taking over GDQ. I noticed this too early on in the marathon, the main room was deserted half the time while all the attendees were probably busy partying trying to hook up with girls. I mean this has been something that has been growing since the Tolki incident of SGDQ 2014, but this year's marathon was especially bad in the sense that its all about partying now.
Using the new strats I worked on earlier. Wish me luck srg.
Oh, that's not rng
the floormasters spawn in the direction you're holding
so basically, you want to hold down right near the end of that line of blocks you're next when you screen transition onto the screen with the boss door on it
just as a side note, I wouldn't bother spending too much time on the one in dungeon 3 at first, because that one's really hard and it doesn't really save that much time
I'm sure there are, they're just not doing it on social media so won't hear about them. Being a tranny is a trend these days (a dangerous one at that, makes you take drugs that actually make you crazy)
That guy has a point though.
At this point the majority of people attending aren't even runners. They're just random accessories to runners or other people. Random girls, people who just tag along, others who only come there to party a bit or meet others.
tfw you will never get paid for having autists play video games for you
How do I get in on this?
are you the guy who people told you to fuck off back to reddit? if so, I applaud your determination. After all, the king of determination, rwhitegoose, is way more intent on shitposting and being a redditor these days.
Thank you, I'll practice it shortly. Where can I go to find more information about this games speedrun? Nobody is online at the zelda IRC, and the forums aren't loading for me or are offline.
travel back in time
sign a deal with PCF to host AGDQ
make easy ~150k a year doing nothing
pretend you have mono for 2+ years despite it being an illness that is not only very treatable but also rarely lasts more than 2-3 weeks, maybe a month tops
>beating ZFGs time ever
ZFG will probably get a 4:15 with the new shadow boat and cutscene skip once it's routed and he starts 100% again
there's #oracle on srl irc, and there's some information on zeldaspeedruns.com, but other than that, I don't know
I learned most of it by watching the wr (Paladrima's at the time) and most of it was pretty straightforward I think
your favorite streamer sucks and here's why my favorite is better
marco8641 15~ mins away on WR pace for OoT MST if anyone wanna watch
Hello /srg/, I am a transgender woman and I am interested in becoming part of the speedrunning community. What game should I practice so I can become a well known streamer and a pillar of the community?