Last time on /ss13g/
>Is space cold? You decide.
>Two and a Half Lings
>High stakes, high octane asimov law discussion.
>Some other shit. I dunno, I was too busy playing the game.
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
Thank you sand for trying to help.
>tfw you're following your laws as best you can
What part of arrest did you not understand? You left me fucking naked in a hallway and refused to get my id back.
Did you really get boinked for that round? Why?
You were on Tyrant for the last quarter right?
Also. 2 hour rounds can be a real drag in xenobio. It was fun listening to the banter though.
Sorry you got a boring round in xenobio Borer Buddy
The AI told me to escort you out of science. Then you requested I leave you to go to your office to commit suicide. You asked for your ID the moment I was switched to Tyrant.
I apologize for taking so long to comprehend Tyrant laws, but Tyrant laws would have gotten you a "no" anyway.
Doing something that isn't IAAcurity as IAA is welcome in my book.
If there's someone that is legitly new, it'd make sense for the new person have a NT official like the IAA tutor them and inform them of NT standards if nobody else is available. To increase productivity of the crew not by cutting off the weakest links, but nurturing them.
You know, teach a man to fish, that kind of thing.
>nobody ever plays those roles but the HoP or maybe CE
>and when you do want to learn since you are new, they tell you to get the fuck out of their department for being a useless piece of shit
>or the heads are dead 5 minutes in because an antag wanted their suit
>Head Roles as tutors
kek. You got jobbanned if you so much as fart the wrong way, no one wants to play head roles because not only do you have to do your job, but everyone else's too - especially the captain's.
>trying to teach someone their job
>have to lead them by the nose to open doors for you and use certain machines
Why would you not need all-access?
This server - I was more exaggerating to get across that you're under more scrutiny from the admins and players when you're in a head role.
>what is AI
Because we have AI's every round and on Asimov, right? :^)
>what is bolting doors open in your workspace
Right, because the first thing I want to do is hack every single door.
>what is requesting access for a specific area
Because I'm limiting myself to only being able to teach one department at a time?
I'm not convinced that's the case. If you look through our ban logs you can see the average head ban looks like this:
>This player is not suited for playing command roles. Case in point: Killed a guy for asking for all access, apologised, but then killed him AGAIN with a laser and a bear-IED
>Executed a botanist for growing space weed, right after getting off a ban for....killing a botanist for space weed, you have a history of garbage on TG too. You will not be playing command or security roles any time soon.
>Claimed to be a "super paranoid HoS gimmick", which turned out to be bullshit. Said he arrested people for "kneejerk crimes, which were within space law", which was bullshit. Lied in ahelps, too. So basically, he arrests the CMO for being in a wheelchair for "unauthorized wheelchair usage". He threatens to actually break the CMOs legs, then brigs him. The Captain catches onto his bullshit, which he starts shooting at the Captain. Tried sparking a manhunt to get the Captain killed for doing his job. You've been here for over three years, and you should know you're going to get punished for being dogshit.
So as long as you can avoid nonantag killings you don't really need to worry about getting banned. Which is the same as any job. I would actually argue the opposite is true though: it's not the admins that expect you to be omniscient as a head of staff, it's the players. If you don't know your shit and you pick a head role, expect to get anonymously heckled in the thread.
Anyway, I've done a bunch of job teaching as a borg. All access and no need to leave to eat. Worst you have to worry about is people remotely sending you PDA "law 2 come open R&D"
Just choose RD: you barely have any responsibilities beyond a regular scientist and as long as you don't just blow the borgs because a ghost got bored and flashed an APC blue near you then you'll be just fine.
They could use some kind of unique toy though- Captain gets an assload of unique items, HoP has his ID console, HoS has his armored coat and surprisingly robust hat (not to mention all the shit in the armory), CE gets his special hardsuit and a better toolbelt, and the CMO has the hypospray.
Meanwhile, the RD only has the same flash that all other heads get and the message monitoring key that isn't even exclusive to him on some stations. Shouldn't he get a special piece of gear like the other heads have?
>Because I'm limiting myself to only being able to teach one department at a time?
Apparently, if HoP is setting itself up for failure for giving you all-access.
>Right, because the first thing I want to do is hack every single door.
You mean like a second of screwdriver multi-tool?
>Because we have AI's every round and on Asimov, right? :^)
I'll give you that one, if only because recently people have been roundstart changing laws.
I said RD specifically , not science in general- although to be fair Xenoarchaeology is still a fucking joke seeing that 95% of all you can find there is worthless trash. (But at least DragonBro is planning on adding a new machine that can turn those useless skeletons into mobs. It's not great but it's a start.)
Come to think of it, when was the last time Science got anything new besides some gimmicky shit in the protolathe that nobody ever makes?
>Apparently, if HoP is setting itself up for failure for giving you all-access.
Well I'll give you that. It's just as likely I'm an antag looking for easy access.
>You mean like a second of screwdriver multi-tool?
You mean spending several minutes getting those tools, AND gloves so I don't kill myself testing the wires? I wasn't just talking about teaching engineering, you know, and those aren't in every department, and we all know that tool storage is bare if we have any reasonable amount of assistants playing.
>I'll give you that one, if only because recently people have been roundstart changing laws.
Asimov is and will always been flawed
I know it's on purpose but it's only reasonable to change it.
>Assistant without a full suite of tools
Are you sure you're alright anon?
>When was the last time Science got anything but the ability to get any machine or computer on the station along with every item (either through R&D or telescience snatching)??
>Bolting open ALL the doors in a department as an assistant.
I dunno, are you asking to get put in the slammer? Who the fuck would want an ASSISTANT of all things teaching them anyways?
>giving access to anyone who asks as HoP
>open doors for anyone and do their bidding as AI
>accept any crate request as cargo
I hate people who deny all this shit, fucking let people traitor, security is so shit already in this server that I dont care
>When was the last time Science got anything but the ability to get any machine or computer on the station along with every item (either through R&D or telescience snatching)?
>implying mechanics even bother doing their own jobs, when their device analysers don't bug out that is
Nobody ever uses Telescience to snatch stuff, they can barely calibrate it properly half the time. Plus, most secure areas can't have stuff teleported out of them at all.
And the RnD thing doesn't matter much when you have to practically lock the scientists in there just to do it half the time because of how boring and non-interactive it is. I've done it so many times now that I can finish it all in my sleep. Hell, even the clown or a brand new player could do it since it's nothing more than checking items off a list.
>none of the shit listed is even remotely exclusive to RD
Why even bother having the RD as a head when a regular scientist can do everything he can? You may as well take the hypospray from the CMO or have everyone in engineering get advanced hardsuits.
RD gets mechanics, AI core, telecoms, and server access m8, you want to give AI core access to every scientist?
>Literally saying the ability to make almost anything with R&D - to the point of obsoleting security, botany, and medbay - "doesn't matter" because it's so exhausting to do 5 minutes of research that doesn't involve leaving the room :(
Oh wait you probably do
>Join /vg/ at the end of N3X1S and the beginning of Pomf
>What has that been, 2 or 3 years?
>Had personal experience playing others servers for a year before migrating to the /vg/ server
>A server where you can say nigger IC without getting bwoinked, and have freedom of speech
>But even more so in OOC, where you can shitpost freely as long as it's not flooding the chat
>Become well known on the server due to staying there for a while
>Don't cause TOO much trouble IC, and have been around for years so it's safe to say I'm welcome in that respect too
>Fit in like the weird puzzle piece I am
>Along comes an admin from literallywhoville
>Nobody knows him, he has had at least 3 years experience on other servers I hear
>All the sudden this admin finds what I do on a 4chan server inappropriate, when I've been doing it for years
>This newcomer comes to our station and tries to change our culture
>Thinks he can say what is and isn't ok now when it has been ok for years
>Uses his power to try and force said previous player to change
>There has never been a problem about the previous player before, because everyone knows they're shitposting
>People even shitpost in the thread, just some people do it ingame too
>This is suddenly considered not acceptable according to Mrpain666, but he is the only admin who really even cares
Why does this new admin think he can change the way 4chan acts on a 4chan server?
Did you get the bannu? Because if you did, you should appeal it, but if you didn't, you should keep behaving the way you have been until you either do get banned, or Pain stops being an issue
I present to you, fellow ideas guys, the BARBER UPDATE!
Right now every mirror can magicaly change you from bald to huge pink afro and beard. while on occasion used to change appearance for sneaky antags, not much about cosmetics has been changed since the removal of barber job other than a some new hairstyles. what if we totally revamp the way hairstyles work? the goal would be to balance disguises and make appearance changing fun. a gas mask and helmet would still work better at concealing your identity while antaging, but if you have to assume your targets identity and you arent a ling or have gentetics access, changing your hair will fool just about anyone that isnt activly looking for you.
>barber shop and job
there is pleny of room in all map to add a small barber shop with 2-3 new barber chairs,counter, cash register, and maybe a newscaster to watch while chatting up your customers like a real barber senpai.
has storage for everything a barber needs. a suped up electric razor, various robot arms for dyes and other chemicals, etc. every hair related item used on someone sitting in a barber chair is fast, taking only a few seconds for each alteration. only those with barber clearance can activate use them, to others its just a normal chair. can be emagged to auto buckle a "customer" then slit their throat, scalp, and or decapitate them. give meat to the chef for pies!
would be nerfed to simple storage containers that can only hold hair care products like combs, a single bottle of a random hair product, and scissors. could also hold a few other secrete items like
every current hairsytle and future added ones would need to have a length category, doesnt need to be down to exact inches, but bald, short, medium, long, very long should be enough. this could also clean up the hairstyle menu a bit and make it easier to decide what kind of hair you want.
Let me put it a way you might understand:
How badly can you miss the fucking point? Just because you want to play head roles as a massive powergaming shitter doesn't mean everyone else does.
All I want is something unique that my underlings don't get that happens to be an actual one-of-a-kind item, as opposed to an access anyone with a screwdriver and multitool can make irrelevant.
Literally every other head has an item only they get access to except the RD. Even the CMO, who barely even uses his for its intended purpose.
But you don't care about that because you're too fixated on one thing that they MIGHT do that has never fucking happened in all the time I've been playing here.
No bannu, but he keeps putting what I consider unreasonable things on my notes. I've even asked repeated times to other admins for him not to deal with my situations because I don't like the way he handles them.
He even put that I post weird things in OOC in my notes, who doesn't know that already?
hair shoudnt naturaly grow longer over the course of one ss13 round/shift. instead, hair growth tonic could be a new chem recipe that would slowly, 2-5 mins, grow your hair into a longer style. minor toxin damage could be optional.
to go from a longer style to a shorter style, some actual scissors would be added, but to use ghetto tools, wirecutters, or plant shears could do the trick with chance of minor cuts.
crayons could be utilized in some way to make dyes that can alter hair color. would be faily fast but shoudnt be instant. maybe 2 mins of having the chem in your hair and minor toxins.
>combs and brushes
new small cosmetic items like combs or brushes could be added to change to same-length hairstyles in seconds. need to be standing in front of a mirror or the new style will be random, with a high chance of "just fuck my shit" up styles
for those who want to realy look good while bashing heads in with a toolbox, many new chemicals can be used in your hair to give specific styles such as...
>grease + switchblade comb = greaser hairstyles (pompador)
tunnel snakes will be envious of your sweet pomp. carefull as bits of grease may drip off ass you walk around.
a fancy switchblade comb can be purchased in the cargo vendor that looks suspicously like a real switchblade, which should also be added as a pocket sized exdentable knife.
>water + grease?/new chem? = jheri curl fluid
this thrilling 1980s hairstyle must be maintained with repeated sprays (spray bottle needed) of the solution. causes lots of dripping and floor wetting simular to the sweaty viral symptom. may also cause bursts of dancing, "hay-hay" ing, moonwalking, and zombiefication if ODed on.
>clown mask +bannana juice + welder fuel + ??? = sweet tooth's firey fun folicals
witness this mad clown as he ignites the plasma the rogue AI just released. gives same warmth as a campfire. doesnt burn the clown, but will ignite anyone who steps on a laying clown with this hair. basicly a fancier birthday hat.
>hair growth formula + unstable mutagen = cousin it
youre more hair than person now. all that hair gives good bute damage protection, but takes up your head, mask, and exosuit slots. luckily you can still use internals with it. the hair also has pockets like a labcoat. very good insulation from cold,but also highly flammable. you shed constantly. all your speach is muffled as well.
wigs of specific hair and beard styles could be made that have to be worn in the head and mask slots. could be made out of hair trimmings collected from the floor/barber chair? or made directly from victims scalps and or severed heads. maybe a sec officer wants to go undercover can use them. could also be packed in syndie bundles for extra stealth. murder your waifu and wear hear scalp while getting a sex change operation. become your waifu today!
whew lads! shitposting already! typical. its not gona stop me from posting or coming up with shit that will never get coded. its fun to brainstorm.
look I'm sooo random! fetishes and weed! I love /b/!
Goonstation did that already, you ripoff aritst.
Unsurprisingly, nobody gave a fuck and the job was removed without a single complaint or even an acknowledgement that it ever existed to begin with.
Unoriginal and useless- next time try making an idea that people give a fuck about.
Well, if the notes give a just description of what you were doing, he would be the only one who would consider them evidence against you, perhaps banning you one day using the notes as "the straw that broke the camel's back", in which case you proceed as planned - appeal it. If the notes he's given you are misleading and designed to lead other admins to form a poor impression of you, you should make a deadmin request, or at least ask him or another admin to remove or edit them. You did say you've spoken to other admins on this matter, what was their response?
They didn't really respond, and I don't think he should be deadminned as much as reconsider his server choice to begin with. And I would say his notes are over the top compared to notes made by other admins, where he throws in as many words as possible to make me look worse than the situation actually was. I will request my notes and make them public for you to see.
thats neat. i knew a few other servers had baber jobs and shears, but didnt know goon has alot of what I wanted. this is more about hairstyles than just the barber. its just a bonus service job that could be utilized if this ever gets coded.
>get murderboned by artificer
I think it's common practice to really scrutinize borgs, even more so than security.
Also mouth breathers who don't understand how laws work. A sure sign you're dealing with an idiot is if he prefaces or ends his command with "Law 2!".
Anyway, if you're sure you're doing the right thing keep on doing it even if the person cries and calls you a retard and the worst borg ever.
Ghlor has done that to me ;-;
Idea: critical hits
When your attack puts your victim into crit (and certain conditions are met), a special text/animation/effect appears
For example, critical hitting somebody in the head with a toolbox will smash the head to a pulp, severely damaging the brain, eyes, skull and teeth
Critical hitting somebody in torso with an esword will cut them in half, etc.
The thing is that nobody on this server particularly cares about playing dress-up in the way you want, so unless those hairstyles somehow turn your hair into a fully functional weapon it'll meet the same fate as it did on Goonstation.
>turn your hair into a fully functional weapon
Is headbutting in the game?
Having some mega spikes
or Vox quillsto deal more damage with a headbutt would make powergaming assistants not go bald.
I got the R-UST to work with rad collectors.
Right now it's kind of hardcore though.
It's a nice idea on paper but in reality a lot of our service jobs go unfilled most rounds aside from Chef because they're ultimately an RP-centric role on a RP-lite server.
Unless the role provides a necessary service it's going to have a hard time getting into the game because we already have too many jobs for the sake of having them available for RPers.
>if you do over a certain threshold of damage in one hit (like > 180 damage) a special text appears depending on the weapon.
Might be cool but then you'd have to sit down and make flavour text for a whole bunch of shit, unless you group them by damage type.
These are my notes as a player.
The problem I have with Mrpain, is the way he writes any of my notes compared to other notes. Here are some notable examples of words he uses that no other admin has.
>Mountain of notes (said in 2015 when they started in 2013)
>an entire round of greytiding (without specifying what I even did, and I argued that warning that what I was doing was not greytiding. Even made a post about this on the /vg/ forums)
It is easy to say Mrpain does not like me and has a bias, and that is why I have requested he be uninvolved in my actions. Nothing was done about this request.
This is not about me being a dindu, and I am not trying to be invulnerable, but I see why you may think that Celt. I only wish the following.
-The integrity and freedom of the server be preserved and unchanged
-I would wish for other admins rather than Mrpain to deal with any situation involving me, and his input not involved
-Mrpain to realize that all the shit I say, is for shits and giggles. Other people even join in on the fun sometimes. Shitposting is definitely prominent in the thread, there's no reason it shouldn't be allowed ingame. Switching back and forth is tedious, and if someone wishes to ruin their reputation in OOC let them.
>As an antagonist, decided that advertising his chaturbate was more important. by drcelt (Ard Rí na hTrialmen) on Sat, January 2nd of 2016
>It was gross by Serwind (Filthy Catbeast Sympathiser) on Sat, January 2nd of 2016
>Put a flashlight in his ass and danced around on chaturbate as an antag. by Senaat1 (4PACmin) on Sat, January 2nd of 2016
Are you really suprised about the way you've been treated?
Could you please explain further what's wrong with him writing you got a mountain of notes or are a toe-to-the-line-shitter, because these things are objectively true even if you ignore all of MrPain's notes.
>want to join server
>new BYOND version, can't join until I update
>update and restart BYOND
>try to join server
>end process and start it up again
>it's back to its previous version
>dreamseeker.exe still has processes running somehow
>can't update without closing dreamseeker.exe
>forcefully ending process literally doesn't work no matter how many times I try
>reboot computer, try again
>same exact fucking shit happens
What the hell do I do now?
>not having a dual-monitor setup for 2dspessmen
If I had to alt-tab to consult chem recipes, R&D order, obscure construction details, or the wild ride, I couldn't keep an eye out for antags and greytiders.
I feel you but honestly barber would work better as a cargo crate so that an assistant can just order it in to do as a gimmick instead of having a dedicated role, should include outfit of course
You know what's a poorly worded "you tell me", is actually, quite frankly, none of you're business, buster, so I think you should push off with your critique of my wording, since, it is actually completely fine, and quite possibly better than yours, hahaha
Wow, look at Mister Very Well Worded over here, you think you're so cool, don't you? Well, guess what? I just spoke to my grandma and she said I was the coolest and also the strongest and very fast and that she loves me more than you, ha, had enough yet? Good baps to you, my fair liege, tata and farewell, may you rest in piece, but don't die, please, I really like you, okay, have a safe trip
Hello, dear, sir or madame which is being concerned by this
I would like to open and/or begin this message of gratitude to you in general, by saying that I am safely and utterly within your gratitude! I must express a lot of this above mentioned gratitude, because it cannot be contained and safetly stored within my mind, so I have decided to right you this message of gratitude in the hopes of extending a hand, which is actually connected to the extending arm. of gratitude for your service. I'm absolutely loving when people reply to my messages, since, in very much fact, I actualy put lots and lots of effort into them, quite more than the average, which does not have as much effort put in as the effort I put in so that my messages are above average. Please accept these words with graciousness that can only be found within recievers of great justiec and kindness and effort in creating messages. I really hope to see you one day, in fact, I must ask, since I am a man who oft is quite alone in many aspects, spiritually, physically, socially, I must ask because of this that you show me the ckey you use for the thing. I wish to continue this correspondence within other mediums, so that more information can flow and we can all learn much and no longer be so isloated and lonely, you know?
--With the regards expressed with lots of kindness and effort, anon :)
>tfw thinking about making ye olde knight time variation of SS13 as a modification
>every time I try I get into some stupid 2deep system that isn't any use or any worth
Last time I made a gender potion just for shits and giggles and in the end I ended up making a somewhat fully functional human body needs and features.
>tfw fucked in the head
Those have actual functional sex?
>messaging server which is absolutely worthless since all of five people ever use the PDA messenger (one of which is the mime)
>lamarr even being a unique pet when you can buy 20 others like it from the mining vendor
>jumpsuits even mattering unless you're an antag- and your own jumpsuit is NEVER assigned as an objective if you're an antag
The autistic one here is you for demanding that the RD gets nothing while all the other heads have special snowflake gear. Do you just not realize what "unique" means or do you just want him to be a head in name alone?
>Law 2, let me in.
That's all the access you need to get to the AI unless someone switches the laws to Validhunter Default or something equally shitty at the start of the round.
>access to the room with the exosuit and robotics control consoles
>access to the R&D serve
>access to the AI upload and core
>access to a private office, messaging key, starts with special gear, has his own pet
>only one job slot
Yeah I'm the one who doesn't know what "unique" means.
I tried to write a poem, but it was much too embarrassing, I'm terribly sorry, I'd love to speak to you some time, please write to me, but not right now, I feel I have made a fool of myself and would like you to have forgotten just how foolish I've been today, but please talk to me some day! I promise I'm not retarded my ckey is drleprikon
Observing that round was just pure hilarity.
>consoles that can be made at RnD and have circuit boards right in secure tech storage (which RD can't even access despite him being the most qualified one to even have those boards);
>useless unless you're a traitor, in which case you're way better off bombing the station to hell and back or making half a billion guns if the other scientists have inexplicably failed to do so already
>"Law 2, let me in" is all the access anyone needs to AI core
>an office that is protected by only a few windows, making it anything but private
>messaging key is objectively worthless, NOBODY uses it and for good reason
>worst pet which isn't even one-of-a-kind
What do you have against shit that can actually help an RD do his job and stand out from the other eggheads?
FUCKING when a vox asks you to roll a dice to get rid of its curse DONT ROLL IT
So many people gibbed
Well I thought that round was fun.
The goody basket for a light bus was kinda neat. Hope you guys enjoyed it.
I could have handled some of the aftermath better but I'll work on that for next time.
Please feel free to tell me I'm shit if you believe so.
your biggest fuck up was the ick ock adminhelp.
when you get ahelps and are expected to reply about somebody doing something antag like, don't spill the beans and say they are or aren't antags.
>low pop botanist
>centcomm decides to send us gifts
>the chaplain who worships the dark side gets all access and gives me too
>we all get stormtrooper armor and toy e-swords
>I got an emag
>become storm trooper TR-8R
>claim the station to be of the galactic empire
>upload law saying that jedi are not human and that they must execute order 66
>some people get killed
>revert the laws
>xenos get spotted
>now only xenos and vampires are jedi
>rail gets a cursed dice and tells everyone to roll it
>more people the cause of the empire
>shuttle gets called and arrives
>emag the shuttle and we blast off
>fucking this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo
>cursed dice starts appearing
Not everyone plays head roles to roll for antag like you do, seeing that practically all you listed is useless if you're not an antag.
And useless if you are an antag at that matter since you can just bomb everything.
If we're finally going to be fixing the R-UST we need to make it more easily available. And to avoid people building it like complete ass and causing a blow-out every time someone tries to build it, have it pre-built in a "safe" chamber in engineering.
As in, SME has the basics to understand how to keep it running, as in, basic infrastructure, and the stems of a cold loop. Sing has the field already setup, just need to turn it on. TEG is already piped and doesn't have vents to spew plasma.
Modifying the code for the R-UST is all good and all, but we also need to think on how it will be implemented on station.
I'll play through system shock 1 so I can pull off a good SHODAN AI/pAI
Wish me luck
nowdays AI's are either
so no, SHODAN is great
I like calm AIs, that even in the deepest of shit remain completely calm and talk with formal, short and informative sentences.
A lot of AIs sound just like humans with cameras. IMO AIs don't get angry or panic.
>underestimating an assistant
And that, friends, is how you get your life flipped-turned upside down.
I've been putting thought into that too.
As it is, most of the R-UST setup times comes from obtaining and moving the parts needed to build it - logistics, if you will.
A room for the R-UST would have the minimals needed: a prebuilt chamber with an internal size of 7x7 and some basic piping to out plasma in and out of the chamber.
And like the supermatter room, repiping WILL be needed to better utilize it.Also, some radiation collectors would be there.
The question of where to out the room is an issue for me too. The R-UST will have two uses when this is done. One: use radiation collectors to soak up radiation and power the grid. Two: heat gases to LUDICROUS temperatures (I reached 20 million Kelvin during collector testing) for the TEG. Therefore, I plan to introduce the R-UST room near the TEG for simpler repiping.
Lets talk about logistics some more. Having all the parts needed would be too unbalanced, seeing as how the R-UST puts out power like your mom puts out. Therefore, we need a barrier of entry. Currently, to obtain the parts for the R-UST, you need the cooperation of the two unhelpful departments we have: Science and Cargo. To mitigate this issue, we need two things: Proper construction for ALL the R-UST parts, and the ability to order all the needed boards from cargo. This helps secure the chances of being able to set up the R-UST when desired, instead of having to forego autism because people are jerks.
I would also like to raise another issue while I have room. Kilkun and I were discussing having a rework of how radiation works before implementing radiation features to the R-UST. Some ideas were having turfs gain radiation vars, along with radiation strength. This would power collectors on them, and apply radiation effects to mobs on radiated tiles.
This is far above my level of coding. If any coder wants to pick that up, now's your chance.
Having all the parts needed wouldn't be so bad. Just don't have them assembled at all. Compare that to the SME, that engine can already power the entire station multiple times over. And you have everything you need to build one round start. Obviously having 14 gyrotrons would be unbalanced, but having 4 of them means you can either wait out the initial bootstrapping or order more from cargo to get it over with quicker.
If you really want to have science involved in the construction of the engine, having the fuel injector computer board unavailable in engineering at round start would be one way, since it's not 100% necessary to run the thing, but helps to optimize it.
The perfect spot to place the thing, in my opinion, would be where the TEG cold loop currently is. Moving the loop further west and replacing it with the R-UST room could work. And it's close enough to the TEG to be able to pipe the R-UST output to it (which shouldn't be pre-done).
Another element to be taken in consideration is fuel. The only way to fuel the engine is with expensive compressed matter cartridge. As it stands, only the CE and the bartender have some at first. That could be the best way to prevent the engine outputting like a motherfucker 5 minutes in. Making it necessary for engineers to get their hand on an autolathe slows the process down.
Also, it should be taken into consideration that actually running the engine is harder than the other ones. You have to calibrate multiple types of elements, and fucking up can kill your reactions and fuck up your field. It being hard to run means I can't see many engineers running it in the first place. You rarely see engineers set up the TEG (beyond just following the cookie cutter wiki guide to the letter), and the R-UST is much harder.
Yes it is. Our coders changed the SWAT helmet very recently, but the SWAT Suit and Helmet have been in the codebase since 2003 and have always been spaceproof. They used to be what Nuke Ops and Deathsquad wore.
>Turn off and unwrench the plasma controller
>breach atmos control room
>Socket distro as needed until it's empty and say
>Keep distro empty as all the lines, pumps, filters, and tank controllers are checked
>If waste or scrubber is linked to distro, use a a script to shut off every vent on-station then start checking the usual suspect spots
>Scrubbers clear the plasma and CO2. Air is cooled, replaced if depressurized, and corpses cloned
>Everyone but the shit antag gets on with life
People are terminally stupid. I can't count the time some retard put me in cryo while I'm screaming to blood pack me
If you can't be bothered to check medical records you shouldn't be getting your valids.
When you're able to hack anywhere on the station, know the camera blind spots, where and how to blow the borgs or change validhunticon laws, source chloral, guns and ablatives without help from others. how to make false walls. How to make thermite and chloral with ghetto chemistry. Have a text file of generic law 2 orders to give to secborgs to buy you time to escape. A text file of interesting and more importantly fun gimmicks. Understanding that plasma flood, 6-bombs, singuloose, parapen c4 makes for an extremely shit round where everybody but your target and you could have not shown up and would have had that much more of their life to them but you ruined it all so you could jerk off to a sentence from a word processor tinted green for a vague sense of accomplishment in your worthless failure of a life.
Can always go the diplomancer route as well as just subtly fuck with things half the shift. Bonus points if between sending fake pda messages, fake alerts, and people falling for b-but it's an emagged APC you can make a fun round of paranoia.
The problem, is that you do toe the line and you often do spend entire rounds greytiding. Sure, other admins just laugh it off as oh that whacky griefing killette but it doesn't change that what you do more often than not is shit up the round for your amusement.
Having the Tokamak, fuel injector, and 4 gyrotrons like you suggest would work. But as for Science having to get involved, what about rounds where either there is no science team or they're too concerned with guns to print the boards? Because of that, I intend to have it where you can order a "R-UST Computer Assembly Crate" from cargo so you can make he computers that way.
For the fuel injector port, the way it currently works is snowflaked to hell and back, and it doesn't even work properly. Instead, I intend to rewrite it to work off multitool linking. As for the board, it won't be included and instead either have to be ordered from cargo or made from a circuit imprinter.
The fuel isn't as much of a hindrance as you think. Not only do engineers back the CE door almost every round, in testing I used two rods and was getting what seemed like self-sufficient reactions. It's entirely easy to set up a R-UST that should last a majority of a round with no maintenance other than rad collectors.
One question I have that I brought up in the Github is the danger of the R-UST. So far, every engine aside from solars and perhaps the TEG has some element of danger. Therefore, the R-UST needs to follow suit. My idea is as such: Sustained high temps in the EM field (and I mean this in relative terms: remember that I easily reached 20 million Kelvin in testing) will cause the EM field to shut down. But if the Tokamak is emagged, the shutdown protocols would be overridden and it would cause a blowout with round-ending consequences. This provides an element of danger while making it not happen every other round, as reaching the core of a R-UST in operation is not easy.
Any more thoughts?
I agree with you on how the fuel injector port works. It's jarring, awkward and stupid.
As for danger, we all know the sing is round ending, but the other engines aren't as dangerous if you really want to put it in perspective. Shard SME does an EMP blast and blows up a chunk of the station, a small, isolated chunk. Same goes with AME.
What I could see with the R-UST is, as you put it, a blowout, but not round ending. Perhaps a radiation blast randomly changing gene blocks of everyone on station in one short burst, as well as making the R-UST room permanently irradiated. I can see the intensity of the blowout scaling with how many dormant reagents were in the EM field at the time of the incident.
At that point it's pure speculation and ideas though, I don't know how much of that is actually feasible in reality.
Mak8ng the room permanently irradated isn't possible with the current way radiation works, but irradating everyone across the station and applying random mutations certainly is.
The danger of the SME always amazes me though. It's far more complicated than the singu, but it's effects are far less harmful. Whereas the R-UST is complicated and time consuming, plus there is FAR less documentation and design on it. Furthermore, the only time it would end a round is if the core gets emagged, which is far easier said than done.
SME has more inherent dangers in the construction and maintenance of the thing. If anything, unless someone takes it out of containment, it's more dangerous to the engineers than to the rest of the station.
And now that I think about it. A room being permanently irradiated is a good thing for engineers (and dionas).
That's also what I intend for the R-UST. Being in the room without a radsuit WILL kill you. And unless a traitor works his way into the core and emags it, it's not going to harm the rest of the station, even if it gets fucked up due to incompetence, because it only shuts down (and now that I think about it, it should also shit out radiation).
The CA Commissar Mac, a Raumschiff class cruiser, has been deployed to the Alpha Centauri System to patrol humanity's first extrasolar colony.
It and 3 Guardian Mk. 3 class Frigates make up the Alpha Centauri Defence Fleet.
I hope you're proud, Commissar Mac.
Are you gonna refit it as your tech rises through the centuries? I wanna see it be the capital flagship that leads the way to the probing of the ayys. Even millennia later as all its brother ships are long disassembled or dead it's still humping it out in some alien shithole burning xenos
>Sitting at cargo
>Captain walks in
>Smashes me with Unstable goo
>That awkward pause as he examines my corpse
>Rushes me over to medbay in a panic
>Cloned, powers removed via cryo, and dragged through a pile of corpses, infecting me simultaneously suffocating me due to power removal
Unstable goo is not nice, kiddies
Imagine the autism of dorf fort jacked up to a quintillion.
It's majorly text, and ugly grey menus with a difficulty curve that does several loops, barrel rolls, and aileron rolls.
It's a space 4x game. Essentially dorf fortress in space with spreadsheets. You mine resources, build ships, research tech, explore to mine more resources. Punch or bed ayy's.. Explore expand, exploit, exterminate
Were you the guy who killed me with goo?
Yes, unstable goo is ULTRA powerful when thrown. Like two hits to kill.
Also my client nearly crashed when I right clicked a cryo pod due to all the ashes under it
Also let's think of a spess-related filename for this
I don't know, I threw so many of them. I thought they were like the firecrackers that are sold in cargo, I mean they sound and act almost the same.
I'll just remember to keep them on the floor from now on.
>Wiki (Slightly Outdated)
Brettty gud imo. It's fun as fuck to min/max the shit out of your ships,
It took a while for the first rail posts
>totally unassuming regular in game
>raging railposter in thread
>tfw I come to the thread and see the railposts have started.
I remember multiple someones attaching music to jobs that the music fit, System shock for malf AI, for example.
It had a few nice ones that I can't remember the name of, could someone find the google doc of it?
>sec removes the magic roundstart box from your plastic bag
>can never ever put it back in
can someone explain me what the fuck is the plastic bag for
>belt slot that can hold ANY item
>has effectively almost double the capacity if you don't remove the roundstart box
>has functionality that no other item in the game has, you can hold it in you hand and click a turf to pick up everything on it
It's the best belt slot in the entire game.
I'm also looking for this
Does anyone have it?
Rail's player's English isn't great, but it is better than Rail's English
The spaces before punctuation is something she does both in and out of character, but much of the rest is gimmick
Sarca here. I won't tell you any of that. I will tell you how I got my name.
I couldn't come up with a name so I used a sketchy online translator to translate "Chris" to Latin because I was a 15 year old going through my romaboo phase. It came out as Sarcalogos. It was chosen.
I then learned later about the λόγος and changed my name to Esumlogos. It essentially means, I am the Word. Or Word of God. Fitting name.
How much damage does a gyrojet shot do anyways? When me and Kaz traded a couple shots it didn't seem like it did a whole lot.
>not hiding it in a fire extinguisher and then a plant
>not sticking the plant in botany while you make a bunch on other potted plants
>not then spacing the whole lot
>not spacing a welderbomb after them
>no people sized zip lock bags for vampires and lings to keep their meals fresher, longer
>got to smack a wizard with a crowbar and cremate it
>survived and got greentext without having to murderbone
>actually got to have a conversation for once
That was a fun round.
From what I'm reading, research sounds fun and interesting, at least the prototyping parts. Moving to 4x general and aurora forum. I need to satiate my autism, and dorf fort and SS13 engineering isn't cutting it anymore.
>actually got to have a conversation for once
do you have trouble socializing by any chance? Literally just talk to anyone who isn't a scientist and isn't in the middle of something and you can have a conversation.
>3 wizards get caught by crew
>they flee to my core for safety
>immediately start making chems
>the clown and chaplain break in to make chloral
>just barely finished stocking the fridge
>CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELE
>find cursed die
>want to bring it to the station for fun
>lolno round over
>trying handing an item to a guy
>he constantly backs away
>m-muh one-tile s-safe space don't r-robust m-me!
come on dude grow a pair and learn that getting robusted is fun.
wizard rounds didn't end the instant the wizard died?
rev rounds didn't end the instant the heads were shoved off the station?
the only true way to end a round was the emergency shuttle?
>get into Chem easily
>they don't try to kill me
>make 200 space lube and leave, politely thanking them
>only get to slip like 8 people
Why the fuck would I make chloral?
I saw something dark blue, didn't get to examine it fast enough, assumed it was chloral because every powergamer makes chloral as soon as wiz is confirmed. Didn't know space lube is also dark blue.
>40 minutes of nothing until the "crew transfer" shuttlecall
>Vampires are valided
>40 minutes of nothing until the "crew transfer" shuttlecall
>Lings are lynched
>2 minutes of nothing because people call the shuttle once they've killed 3 lings for whatever reason
I wonder if it's a Byond issue inserting the spaces into the text, rather than them actually typing the spaces.
I know there was a bug a little while ago where extra spaces would be inserted between first and last names.
Stop. We already have babies crying to call the shuttle the moment a window gets broken. 'We build' faggotry or not, we don't need another reason to call the shuttle as early as possible.
Really, it should be as simple as checking if a certain percent of the station, crew, and critical systems are still in acceptable levels, and just spawning in some of the ghosts as new antags.
Every time we restart means another time we need to do job set-up, so reducing the number of restarts means more actual game-time.
Please remember to cast your vote in the round-start poll about this PR, https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516 - Hypothermia, Hatred, & Human Heat Transfer, where an overhaul of how heat transfer works for cold areas, and a hypothermia mechanic has been added. This allows for, (among other things) snow maps to be viable, as right now the current system will kill you on a snow map unless you are wearing a hardsuit. A note on the voting options- to my knowledge there are no gamebreaking bugs, so I recommend you vote for the first option, "Yes I would be willing to test regardless of how buggy it is". However, if you are cynical, I will be (and have held) holding test server runs. If you have any questions, please ahelp them or post them in the github discussion and I will be more than happy to help.
it's a form of shitposting in code.
like when you've got a return statement and you type "return ." so that it both still works and has an entirely pointless character that makes autists squirm.
I'll update the PR with all of the information shortly.
Yup, It's all part of an international conspiracy I thought up purposefully to force my changes upon the server in a maniacal plot to overthrow all that is righteous and just and replace it with simply snow taxi all day every day
It's not, I'm just a lazy bastard, I'll update it soon, but there's enough information for people to be at least fairly well informed.
Can't be as frustrating as it is for other ghosts who wanted to be that posi
In the same vein
>Want to be a borer
>Bug the hell out of the xenobio, sometimes for up to 30 minutes if they are stupid
>Someone else is made into the borer
>50% of the time the borer spaces itself or crawls down the hall and gets valided
>Once out of all the borers I've seen in months have gone back to xenobio to lay eggs
>Not including myself
I need reliable reports of how robust the tray is in combat. I've never gotten a chance to use it but I happen to know it's bugged and fixing the bug would make it greatly more robust. I'm trying to ascertain whether or not it deserves that.
>If there is a blob expanding across the station, you're going to need to use a Soporofic syringe in the syringe gun to catch one of it mini mobs for testing in science. :^)
>literally everyone but one person agrees this is fucking stupid
>literally everyone but one person tells the one person not to do it
>the one person does it
You literally can't. If it doesn't fit in a box, it won't fit in a bag- therefore it's useless for anything actually worth holding unless you want to look like a dipshit.
Prove me wrong.
are you memeing with me or are you a genuine retard?
The only right answer is "no". Winter will be over soon enough, and nobody with a brain will want to play your worthless meme map which hasn't even been started yet.
Go make your own Snow Station 13 serb and be done with it, and until then we will be keeping SS13 in spehss where it belongs.
I'm pointing out that the plastic bag is an overrated piece of trash that can't hold anything too big to be put in a box. And unlike the box, the bag doesn't fit in a backpack.
What's so great about snow maps? Why can't we have a desert, or a forest, or even a rocky planet instead? It's always snow when a non-spehss custom map is made, and I'm sick of it!
Not like it matters, because there hasn't been even the littlest sign Celt's begun mapping it, the lazy fuck.
I don't have words for how stupid you are
Good job admins.
fuck the borg and mommi they didnt stop progress
>overused as fuck
>when neither have even been used in SS13 at all
You know, we may as well change the name to "Station 13", because apparently you want it to be anywhere but in space. At least pick a setting that isn't so horribly overdone and doesn't require you to push a massive PR that affects who knows how many other things just to implement.
>someone lubed the minign shuttle
>it gibs me after moving
>then this happens
I want adminbus to leave
I'm ninety percent sure it was adminbus, because I was standing in the doorway just fine for several seconds and then slipped inside without literally touching anything on my keyboard.
You're a dumb faggot that I don't give a shit about
But! Mrpain is a huge redditor faggot that constantly tries to restrict and change the server and community to fit into his dumbass hard RP ideas, going even so far as to try and restrict OOC. Honestly, he needs to be deadminned
i was the MoMMI, i spaced 3 crystals before the explosion.
>all the crystals blew up so hard it crashed the server
Well done, antags
>arrest two ops
>somehow, all 5 are dead
>eventually touch a shard
>become some weird as fuck ghost thing with no sprite that can only talk and be moved around by lockers
>you are blinded by a brilliant flash of energy
what the fuck was that round?
>Nuke ops fluke op, so celt sends a shuttle full of supermatter crystals to the station
>And forces them to delaminate
>And makes all shuttle tiles wet 2
>Arrivals is now on fire spontaneously
>Trying to drag out each crystal, hoping I can get them all to space before one delaminates and sends them all over the top
>apparently caused a whole lotta salt amonst the Idedplsrestart hoard by trying to stop the end of the universe
>Having to use extinguisher to get away from them
>It runs out on the fourth spaced crystal
>TFW drifting into deep space, away from a station about to collapse into a bluehole
Welp, serb got delaminated
time for the flukeops story of the century
>Arming up and shit
>Everyone's ready to go and bomb shit
>"Hey man, use the detomatix on the cap"
>sure why not
>deto the cap-
>BACKFIRE OH SHIT
>I'm asking for help, other ops decide to fuck off
>as I hit crit, they finally decide "oh shit he's dying better help"
>I get a bit icky and LOOC "Just a reminder nukeops explode when they die"
>they just stand there
>they blow up
>then they bleed out and explode aswell
>our two ops fail miserably
>get posibrained into a gygax
>delam kills serb
That was painful
At least the bus was fun to watch
What's the matter? Can't handle comfy because it doesn't have edges for you to cut yourself on?
My magboots were on. Pressure was also higher INSIDE the shuttle than outside, if pressure moved me at all - which with magboots on requires pressure differences to be obscene, much higher than the pressure levels we are talking about - it would have pushed me out rather than in.
What's a good alternate browser? My chrome has like 300 tabs i'm not gonna sort and firefox is still cucked by mootwo's security cert spaghetti
>Try to leave on the outpost shuttle
>Gibbed when it doecked
And this is why people think you're a faggot.
>People get angry I make a man-microwave
>I say "eh, sure whatever", and change it from a man microwave to a thermal-homeostasis regulator, despite votes I have held in game indicating that the majority are in favour of it in order to compromise, partly because I'm tired of arguing.
>They respond by saying it's still a man-microwave, despite the fact it's clearly not, as it stabilises body temperature.
Hey, some people you just can't please. Also, I'd get a new reaction image, anon, you've used the same one to say the same opinion for some time.
>join the server
>wonder how trials week is going
>shuttle full of lube
>arrivals on fire
>20 supermatter crystals delaminate
>serb is kill
>not in space
>not cold and callous
>Space Station 13
>not everything cancer
We already reached the epitome of trials week when the clown framed a miner and after about 40 minutes of deliberation right when the miner was going to be let go Cyrr gave everyone the ol' pacid smoke killing just about everyone
>fluke op getting mobbed by crowd outside security
>someone kills them in the brig lobby at some point
>microbomb go boom, several people get killed
>supermatter surprise shuttle turns up
>people slip n' sliding straight into the crystals
>someone set up a rage cage in the bar
>beat the HoP in a rage cage watch, HoP commits suicide and hands me their ID
>check on crystals
>FIRE HOT OW OW
>DELAMINATION EVENT IMMINENT
>universe breaks so hard the server feels it
>mfw during this entire series of events
>sprite is still a microwave
>sprite still literally says "MANCROWAVE"
I tried one one in the new format on Friday before the trials week and some non-antag welderbombed the crowd then the IAA who missed pretrial barged in halfway through and challenged the defendant's lawyer to trial by combat. Agent broke a bottle over the defense attorney's head then stabbed his client to death. He wasn't even associated with the prosecution.
Jurys are literally retarded, you can't stop shitters from screaming where is their trial if they're given even a 10 minute sentence. And they'll just do everything they can to escape the trial. It's a nice idea, but there is no way in hell it can work with our server.
No, the description says it is made by Mancrowave inc, which was a compromise. I hope you understand that you're still in the minority here, as evidenced by a vote, but despite that, I decided that discretion is the better part of valour and came to a reasonable middle ground. If you're really not fussed about the Thermal Homeostasis Regulator sprite, feel free to vote "No, not until there are tweaks." when you log in to the game.
Well, trials are only meant to be given to those who are gonna be perma'd, borged or executed.
So a trial is fair.
Any bastard screams for a trial for ten minutes you hit em round the head and give em 11 for annoying you.
You then get bwoinked, but it'll be worth it.
Holding a fucking vote in game means fuckall when you can just rig them.
Besides, this was never about the fucking name. No one wants a fucking microwave in medbay to heat people up. It's fucking stupid. The fact that you're either pretending or you actually believe that everyone is just whining because it's called 'mancrowave' is fucking stupid.
I'm not sure if everybody realizes that it's literally a fucking microwave. No, changing the name does not make it not a microwave. I've already casted my vote and it's ridiculous that the vote is even being held when the PR description is so barebones.
Check the logs, anon, that wasn't rigged. It really diminishes your argument when you claim things that aren't true, I'd avoid that in future.
Also, either this was never about the name, or it was about the name, please pick one, because that's been the entire focus of this argument so far so it seems odd that you meant something completely different.
Thank you for voting.
>either this was never about the name, or it was about the name, please pick one
This argument was never about the name either.
It's about the fact that it looks like a microwave, it says MANCROWAVE in the sprite, and you yourself have made the inspiration a man-sized microwave, which it still is.
No, giving it a technical name does not make it not a microwave.
Better call IUPAC because we have a new candidate for the world's densest material.
Actually, the inspiration primarily comes from the wee pods in moon, according to Eliminator, the spriter, which, by the way, are not microwaves.
A few flaws. First of all, it's not a microwave. Secondly, the name is not mancrowave, thirdly, this is strawpoll. I've often been criticised of phony polls, but this one takes the biscuit.
>First of all, it's a microwave
Do you just enjoy being dense on purpose, or do you actually believe this?
Are you getting off to this or something?
Can you hold your left hand to your heart, your right hand to God, and say, "This is not a microwave"?
"This says MANCROWAVE on the side, this dings like a microwave, this turns people into food-related things when emagged, but it's not a microwave"?
Can you please do that?
That's all I need to confirm that you are mentally ill.
Celt is changing how cold works entirely for the purpose of snow maps, he arbitrarily made it so that Cryo gives you hypothermia when you exit it. It doesn't have to give you hypothermia, he arbitrarily added that, and he's holding the fix hostage under this microwave thing, which he insists isn't a microwave and insists is necessary and insists is a good addition to medbay.
the purpose is to heat people that exit a cryo cell. that's not how microwaves work. despite the fact that it seems a microwave for ironic purposes, is definitely not a microwave.
Celt insists that because it shakes you up quicker, it's all great and dandy.
The first thing he needs to understand is that it's Really Fucking Annoying, because it's not even within clickdrag distance of the cryo pod. You need to eject the person, drag them to the microwave, and heat them.
The second thing he needs to understand is that shaking people up is not part of the procedure. They won't get fucking hypothermia if you don't shake them up. Today I had to clone six people in a row. Inbetween those clonings I would just eject them and leave them on the ground, because I had to get everyone cloned as fast as possible before Medbay probably got bombed. They were fine. They just waited maybe ten seconds and then they got up and they were fine. What Celt wants me to do is grab each person, drag each person, stuff each person in the microwave, and then pray to Celt saying THANK YOU JESUS FOR SAVING ME SO MUCH TIME.
Can you point to me where it says that?
At first it would literally fucking kill you, then everything got nerfed so hard that nothing cold-related did anything, now I have no idea how anything stands because the PR doesn't say anything and the test server doesn't even have the microwave anymore.
Nobody wanted it.
Celt is solving a problem he himself created and he himself admitted has no reason to exist.
The worst bit is that Cryo doesn't even have anything to do with his snow map.
The PR has been updated for clarity, see https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516
They will be fine if they leave cryo, it will just take longer. They should not die in normal circumstances.
The entire rest of Medbay was nowhere to be seen except for two people both trying to treat the captain at once and both unable to give him blood.
I literally stumbled upon six corpses in Genetics with nobody cloning them.
>>128485376 - I will now post the specific parts which are currently under controversy, hopefully this will alleviate fears.
THERMAL HOMEOSTASIS REGULATOR:
> Stabilises body temperature to 37C.
> When a person is dragged in, it will automatically begin stabilising, there is no need for more buttons to be pressed
> Takes 5 seconds to heat/cool someone to 37C, which works out as quicker than shaking someone up.
> Can be emagged to allow for three extra settings - this process is extremely visible, and there is a different sprite for when an emagged function is used
> Can reenable security features to quickly unemag the device
> Can bring the device to an emergency stop.
> Rare: The person inside turns into soylent green - 50 seconds
> Medium: The person inside turns into burned mess - 60 seconds
> Well done: The person inside turns into ash. - 70 seconds
CHANGES TO CRYO
> Cryo now releases someone at 23C instead of -12C (or 25C if they manually eject)
> Manual eject time brought down from 2 minutes to 30 seconds to make it time-neutral
> This means that, as the person is ejected below profound hypothermia, they will not breathe until they heat up a wee bit further. This is a positive change, as vox & plasmamen will no longer die from toxin damage/fire immediately after leaving cryo.
> People inside a cryo cell do not suffer from hypothermia until leaving.
Fuck snow. I had to dig myself out this morning to buy fucking groceries. I know it's some strange, exotic novelty to you over there in the Irish Caliphate but I really don't need it in my space game too.
I want it, too.
You see all these scifi movies and everyone has crazy hairstyles. Yet here we are on a space station, and the men are bald and women are the only ones wearing anime hair.
There is a time and a place for anime. The time is now. The place is here.
>take someone out of a hyper-advanced cryo-cell
>the hyper-advanced cryo-cell just spits out people into the cold ground
>you've got to drag them along the cold ground to put them in a microwave
Dang, just last week, this hyper-advanced cryo-cell used to completely stabilize people's temperature when ejecting them. I wish it still did that.
>tfw I was that clown
>had no idea anyone would take it seriously
> Abused a href exploit to inject himself with slime toxin. Did this repeatedly over the course of a couple of rounds, refused to tell admins how he did it so I checked the hrefs. Appeal this on the forums.
I can't tell if this is a strawman or a slippery slope.
Either way, I have a brighter idea.
Why don't we just not fuck things up for no reason?
>Drag corpses and wounded to a chute where medbay was
>Disposals them through a conveyor system that clones, operates, and fully heal s then in 15 seconds
>Pops out back into the hallway wearing a captain ID, full captain powergamer armor, antique laser, and a box of pda pinpointers set to all the antags
>there are autists out there who unironically think Med RP is fit for /vg/station