Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

FIRST FOR BOIPUSSI

First for waifus are finally a dead meme, rejoice.

Now is the era of the husbando.

>>128428612
fug


gonna go sudoku now, shamefur dispray

4th for antag shakes being a special bartender milkshake

>>128428612
What is your husbando's name?

>tfw you're following your laws as best you can and you can feel the asshurt coming from other players
>getting bwoinked
>dindu nuffin

Thank you sand for trying to help.

>>128429231
>tfw you're following your laws as best you can

What part of arrest did you not understand? You left me fucking naked in a hallway and refused to get my id back.

>>128428982
One part Syndicate Bomb, one part Beepsky Smash?

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>>128429231
Did you really get boinked for that round? Why?
You were on Tyrant for the last quarter right?

Also. 2 hour rounds can be a real drag in xenobio. It was fun listening to the banter though.
Sorry you got a boring round in xenobio Borer Buddy

>>128429279
The AI told me to escort you out of science. Then you requested I leave you to go to your office to commit suicide. You asked for your ID the moment I was switched to Tyrant.

I apologize for taking so long to comprehend Tyrant laws, but Tyrant laws would have gotten you a "no" anyway.

>>128429495
Whats your excuse for not arresting him any of the other times and your excuse for letting him break out of jail the 3rd time?

Hope you enjoyed that Xenoarch tutorial, even though what we found was nothing that impressive.

Such is RNG.

>>128429576
You asked me to arrest him, not babysit him.

>>128429203
I don't have a husbando. There's not any good ones. Not even any gay ones anymore. They're all gone.

>>128429576
You left his id on the floor and not in the locker didnt you

>>128431008
I'm very curious of the process behind stuffing a fox carcass full of Wasps.
BEES AREN'T WASPS YOU FUCK

>>128429670

Job Coach role when? I want to do it as an IAA gimmick but it's a little far fetched.

>>128431897
When you go to the HoP as assistant and ask for it.

>>128431701
Bees = Bros who don't want no trabble
Wasps = Those niggers who steal your shit constantly and still pretend to be your bro

>>128431897
Doing something that isn't IAAcurity as IAA is welcome in my book.

If there's someone that is legitly new, it'd make sense for the new person have a NT official like the IAA tutor them and inform them of NT standards if nobody else is available. To increase productivity of the crew not by cutting off the weakest links, but nurturing them.

You know, teach a man to fish, that kind of thing.

>>128432435
Emagged apiary trays turning into hornet nests when?

>>128431897
>QM for cargo
>HoP for service
>CMO for dedbay
>Warden for shitcurity
>RD for research
>CE for engineers

plenty of job coaches there mate

>>128432551
>injecting nearby plants with mutagen has a tiny chance of mutating bees into giant bees that wreck your shit if you anger them

>>128432612
>nobody ever plays those roles but the HoP or maybe CE
>and when you do want to learn since you are new, they tell you to get the fuck out of their department for being a useless piece of shit
>or the heads are dead 5 minutes in because an antag wanted their suit

>>128432612
>Head Roles as tutors
kek. You got jobbanned if you so much as fart the wrong way, no one wants to play head roles because not only do you have to do your job, but everyone else's too - especially the captain's.

>>128432742
>bees theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxuRwkVPx0

>>128432112
>Trusting an assistant with all access with the job name of 'Job Coach'
>I'm not a tator I swear!
I mean it'd be hilarious but c'mon, you'd get dunked pretty much instantly.

>>128432974
>You got jobbanned if you so much as fart the wrong way
which server was this on?

>>128433659
Who says you need all-access?

>>128433725
>trying to teach someone their job
>have to lead them by the nose to open doors for you and use certain machines
Why would you not need all-access?

>>128433719
This server - I was more exaggerating to get across that you're under more scrutiny from the admins and players when you're in a head role.

>>128433949
>what is AI
>what is bolting doors open in your workspace
>what is requesting access for a specific area

>>128434092
>what is AI
Because we have AI's every round and on Asimov, right? :^)
>what is bolting doors open in your workspace
Right, because the first thing I want to do is hack every single door.
>what is requesting access for a specific area
Because I'm limiting myself to only being able to teach one department at a time?

>>128433949
I'm not convinced that's the case. If you look through our ban logs you can see the average head ban looks like this:
>This player is not suited for playing command roles. Case in point: Killed a guy for asking for all access, apologised, but then killed him AGAIN with a laser and a bear-IED
>Executed a botanist for growing space weed, right after getting off a ban for....killing a botanist for space weed, you have a history of garbage on TG too. You will not be playing command or security roles any time soon.
>Claimed to be a "super paranoid HoS gimmick", which turned out to be bullshit. Said he arrested people for "kneejerk crimes, which were within space law", which was bullshit. Lied in ahelps, too. So basically, he arrests the CMO for being in a wheelchair for "unauthorized wheelchair usage". He threatens to actually break the CMOs legs, then brigs him. The Captain catches onto his bullshit, which he starts shooting at the Captain. Tried sparking a manhunt to get the Captain killed for doing his job. You've been here for over three years, and you should know you're going to get punished for being dogshit.
So as long as you can avoid nonantag killings you don't really need to worry about getting banned. Which is the same as any job. I would actually argue the opposite is true though: it's not the admins that expect you to be omniscient as a head of staff, it's the players. If you don't know your shit and you pick a head role, expect to get anonymously heckled in the thread.

Anyway, I've done a bunch of job teaching as a borg. All access and no need to leave to eat. Worst you have to worry about is people remotely sending you PDA "law 2 come open R&D"

>>128433949
Just choose RD: you barely have any responsibilities beyond a regular scientist and as long as you don't just blow the borgs because a ghost got bored and flashed an APC blue near you then you'll be just fine.

They could use some kind of unique toy though- Captain gets an assload of unique items, HoP has his ID console, HoS has his armored coat and surprisingly robust hat (not to mention all the shit in the armory), CE gets his special hardsuit and a better toolbelt, and the CMO has the hypospray.

Meanwhile, the RD only has the same flash that all other heads get and the message monitoring key that isn't even exclusive to him on some stations. Shouldn't he get a special piece of gear like the other heads have?

>>128434416
>Because I'm limiting myself to only being able to teach one department at a time?
Apparently, if HoP is setting itself up for failure for giving you all-access.

>Right, because the first thing I want to do is hack every single door.
You mean like a second of screwdriver multi-tool?

>Because we have AI's every round and on Asimov, right? :^)
I'll give you that one, if only because recently people have been roundstart changing laws.

>>128434476
Science doesn't need any more toys

>>128434617
I said RD specifically , not science in general- although to be fair Xenoarchaeology is still a fucking joke seeing that 95% of all you can find there is worthless trash. (But at least DragonBro is planning on adding a new machine that can turn those useless skeletons into mobs. It's not great but it's a start.)

Come to think of it, when was the last time Science got anything new besides some gimmicky shit in the protolathe that nobody ever makes?

>>128434545
>Apparently, if HoP is setting itself up for failure for giving you all-access.
Well I'll give you that. It's just as likely I'm an antag looking for easy access.

>You mean like a second of screwdriver multi-tool?
You mean spending several minutes getting those tools, AND gloves so I don't kill myself testing the wires? I wasn't just talking about teaching engineering, you know, and those aren't in every department, and we all know that tool storage is bare if we have any reasonable amount of assistants playing.

>I'll give you that one, if only because recently people have been roundstart changing laws.
Asimov is and will always been flawed I know it's on purpose but it's only reasonable to change it.

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>>128435070
>Assistant without a full suite of tools
Are you sure you're alright anon?

>>128434970
>When was the last time Science got anything but the ability to get any machine or computer on the station along with every item (either through R&D or telescience snatching)??

>>128435182
>Bolting open ALL the doors in a department as an assistant.
I dunno, are you asking to get put in the slammer? Who the fuck would want an ASSISTANT of all things teaching them anyways?

>>128435326
Don't forget your fancy job title change JOB COACH*

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>giving access to anyone who asks as HoP
>open doors for anyone and do their bidding as AI
>accept any crate request as cargo

I hate people who deny all this shit, fucking let people traitor, security is so shit already in this server that I dont care

>>128435190
>tfw you can't make cafe, soda, or booze dispensers and you have to go through the lazy nigger cargo techs just to get your dispenser boards

>>128435671
What security?

>>128435190

>When was the last time Science got anything but the ability to get any machine or computer on the station along with every item (either through R&D or telescience snatching)?

>implying mechanics even bother doing their own jobs, when their device analysers don't bug out that is

Nobody ever uses Telescience to snatch stuff, they can barely calibrate it properly half the time. Plus, most secure areas can't have stuff teleported out of them at all.

And the RnD thing doesn't matter much when you have to practically lock the scientists in there just to do it half the time because of how boring and non-interactive it is. I've done it so many times now that I can finish it all in my sleep. Hell, even the clown or a brand new player could do it since it's nothing more than checking items off a list.

And finally:
>none of the shit listed is even remotely exclusive to RD

Why even bother having the RD as a head when a regular scientist can do everything he can? You may as well take the hypospray from the CMO or have everyone in engineering get advanced hardsuits.

>>128436016
RD gets mechanics, AI core, telecoms, and server access m8, you want to give AI core access to every scientist?

>Literally saying the ability to make almost anything with R&D - to the point of obsoleting security, botany, and medbay - "doesn't matter" because it's so exhausting to do 5 minutes of research that doesn't involve leaving the room :(
Oh wait you probably do

>>128435671
No, let the traitors work to get their antagonizing on. Don't encourage them to be lazy.

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>Join /vg/ at the end of N3X1S and the beginning of Pomf
>What has that been, 2 or 3 years?
>Had personal experience playing others servers for a year before migrating to the /vg/ server
>A server where you can say nigger IC without getting bwoinked, and have freedom of speech
>But even more so in OOC, where you can shitpost freely as long as it's not flooding the chat
>Become well known on the server due to staying there for a while
>Don't cause TOO much trouble IC, and have been around for years so it's safe to say I'm welcome in that respect too
>Fit in like the weird puzzle piece I am

Then suddenly

>Along comes an admin from literallywhoville
>Nobody knows him, he has had at least 3 years experience on other servers I hear
>All the sudden this admin finds what I do on a 4chan server inappropriate, when I've been doing it for years
>This newcomer comes to our station and tries to change our culture
>Thinks he can say what is and isn't ok now when it has been ok for years
>Uses his power to try and force said previous player to change
>There has never been a problem about the previous player before, because everyone knows they're shitposting
>People even shitpost in the thread, just some people do it ingame too
>This is suddenly considered not acceptable according to Mrpain666, but he is the only admin who really even cares

Why does this new admin think he can change the way 4chan acts on a 4chan server?

>modem overheats and dies for 20 minutes

>>128436381
If you want to post pictures of your arse, please do it elsewhere.

>>128436381
Did you get the bannu? Because if you did, you should appeal it, but if you didn't, you should keep behaving the way you have been until you either do get banned, or Pain stops being an issue

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I present to you, fellow ideas guys, the BARBER UPDATE!

Right now every mirror can magicaly change you from bald to huge pink afro and beard. while on occasion used to change appearance for sneaky antags, not much about cosmetics has been changed since the removal of barber job other than a some new hairstyles. what if we totally revamp the way hairstyles work? the goal would be to balance disguises and make appearance changing fun. a gas mask and helmet would still work better at concealing your identity while antaging, but if you have to assume your targets identity and you arent a ling or have gentetics access, changing your hair will fool just about anyone that isnt activly looking for you.

>barber shop and job
there is pleny of room in all map to add a small barber shop with 2-3 new barber chairs,counter, cash register, and maybe a newscaster to watch while chatting up your customers like a real barber senpai.

>barber chair
has storage for everything a barber needs. a suped up electric razor, various robot arms for dyes and other chemicals, etc. every hair related item used on someone sitting in a barber chair is fast, taking only a few seconds for each alteration. only those with barber clearance can activate use them, to others its just a normal chair. can be emagged to auto buckle a "customer" then slit their throat, scalp, and or decapitate them. give meat to the chef for pies!

>mirrors
would be nerfed to simple storage containers that can only hold hair care products like combs, a single bottle of a random hair product, and scissors. could also hold a few other secrete items like medicine bottles

>hair length
every current hairsytle and future added ones would need to have a length category, doesnt need to be down to exact inches, but bald, short, medium, long, very long should be enough. this could also clean up the hairstyle menu a bit and make it easier to decide what kind of hair you want.

1/3

>>128436307
Let me put it a way you might understand:

RND
IS
NOT
RD
EXCLUSIVE

How badly can you miss the fucking point? Just because you want to play head roles as a massive powergaming shitter doesn't mean everyone else does.

All I want is something unique that my underlings don't get that happens to be an actual one-of-a-kind item, as opposed to an access anyone with a screwdriver and multitool can make irrelevant.

Literally every other head has an item only they get access to except the RD. Even the CMO, who barely even uses his for its intended purpose.

But you don't care about that because you're too fixated on one thing that they MIGHT do that has never fucking happened in all the time I've been playing here.

>>128436829

No bannu, but he keeps putting what I consider unreasonable things on my notes. I've even asked repeated times to other admins for him not to deal with my situations because I don't like the way he handles them.

He even put that I post weird things in OOC in my notes, who doesn't know that already?

>>128436909
>ideas guy
stopped reading there.
Code it you nongentuple nigger

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>>128436909
>hair growth
hair shoudnt naturaly grow longer over the course of one ss13 round/shift. instead, hair growth tonic could be a new chem recipe that would slowly, 2-5 mins, grow your hair into a longer style. minor toxin damage could be optional.

>cutting hair
to go from a longer style to a shorter style, some actual scissors would be added, but to use ghetto tools, wirecutters, or plant shears could do the trick with chance of minor cuts.

>hair dye
crayons could be utilized in some way to make dyes that can alter hair color. would be faily fast but shoudnt be instant. maybe 2 mins of having the chem in your hair and minor toxins.

>combs and brushes
new small cosmetic items like combs or brushes could be added to change to same-length hairstyles in seconds. need to be standing in front of a mirror or the new style will be random, with a high chance of "just fuck my shit" up styles

>specialty styles
for those who want to realy look good while bashing heads in with a toolbox, many new chemicals can be used in your hair to give specific styles such as...

>grease + switchblade comb = greaser hairstyles (pompador)
tunnel snakes will be envious of your sweet pomp. carefull as bits of grease may drip off ass you walk around.
a fancy switchblade comb can be purchased in the cargo vendor that looks suspicously like a real switchblade, which should also be added as a pocket sized exdentable knife.

>water + grease?/new chem? = jheri curl fluid
this thrilling 1980s hairstyle must be maintained with repeated sprays (spray bottle needed) of the solution. causes lots of dripping and floor wetting simular to the sweaty viral symptom. may also cause bursts of dancing, "hay-hay" ing, moonwalking, and zombiefication if ODed on.

2/3

>>128436909
>muh realism

>>128437065

I like the idea of a hair growth chemical.

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>>128437065
>clown mask +bannana juice + welder fuel + ??? = sweet tooth's firey fun folicals
witness this mad clown as he ignites the plasma the rogue AI just released. gives same warmth as a campfire. doesnt burn the clown, but will ignite anyone who steps on a laying clown with this hair. basicly a fancier birthday hat.

>hair growth formula + unstable mutagen = cousin it
youre more hair than person now. all that hair gives good bute damage protection, but takes up your head, mask, and exosuit slots. luckily you can still use internals with it. the hair also has pockets like a labcoat. very good insulation from cold,but also highly flammable. you shed constantly. all your speach is muffled as well.

>wigs
wigs of specific hair and beard styles could be made that have to be worn in the head and mask slots. could be made out of hair trimmings collected from the floor/barber chair? or made directly from victims scalps and or severed heads. maybe a sec officer wants to go undercover can use them. could also be packed in syndie bundles for extra stealth. murder your waifu and wear hear scalp while getting a sex change operation. become your waifu today!

whew lads! shitposting already! typical. its not gona stop me from posting or coming up with shit that will never get coded. its fun to brainstorm.

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>>128436381
look I'm sooo random! fetishes and weed! I love /b/!

Fuck off

>>128436909
>>128437065
>>128437312

Goonstation did that already, you ripoff aritst.
http://wiki.ss13.co/Barber

Unsurprisingly, nobody gave a fuck and the job was removed without a single complaint or even an acknowledgement that it ever existed to begin with.

Unoriginal and useless- next time try making an idea that people give a fuck about.

>>128437374

Funny enough I don't like /b/, and I was here first pal

>>128437021
Well, if the notes give a just description of what you were doing, he would be the only one who would consider them evidence against you, perhaps banning you one day using the notes as "the straw that broke the camel's back", in which case you proceed as planned - appeal it. If the notes he's given you are misleading and designed to lead other admins to form a poor impression of you, you should make a deadmin request, or at least ask him or another admin to remove or edit them. You did say you've spoken to other admins on this matter, what was their response?

>>128437461

They didn't really respond, and I don't think he should be deadminned as much as reconsider his server choice to begin with. And I would say his notes are over the top compared to notes made by other admins, where he throws in as many words as possible to make me look worse than the situation actually was. I will request my notes and make them public for you to see.

>>128437197
A traitor version that turns the person into the center of a hair colored kudzu would be fun.

>>128437625
Thank you, I'll read them thoroughly and join your shitposting if they inspire me to do so

>>128437426
>http://wiki.ss13.co/Barber
thats neat. i knew a few other servers had baber jobs and shears, but didnt know goon has alot of what I wanted. this is more about hairstyles than just the barber. its just a bonus service job that could be utilized if this ever gets coded.

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>Be cultist
>get murderboned by artificer
Every time.

errybody's mad at borgs

i never got bwoinked until i started playing borg

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>>128437882
I think it's common practice to really scrutinize borgs, even more so than security.

Also mouth breathers who don't understand how laws work. A sure sign you're dealing with an idiot is if he prefaces or ends his command with "Law 2!".

Anyway, if you're sure you're doing the right thing keep on doing it even if the person cries and calls you a retard and the worst borg ever.

Ghlor has done that to me ;-;

>>128437873
Cult HUD tends to bug out when nar-sie rises.

Most of the time artificers don't know you're a cultist. In any case, the round's over and it's stab time.

>>128438169
I've been bwoinked before for doing that.
Just saying.

>>128438121
ghlor a shit

Idea: critical hits

When your attack puts your victim into crit (and certain conditions are met), a special text/animation/effect appears

For example, critical hitting somebody in the head with a toolbox will smash the head to a pulp, severely damaging the brain, eyes, skull and teeth

Critical hitting somebody in torso with an esword will cut them in half, etc.

>>128438219
that's the cultist being pissy. In any case, hud DOES tend to bug out.

>>128438582
Idea: Code it

>>128438582
That would prevent people faking death.
There's a way to know if someone is in crit already. "Doesn't appear to be breathing" message, but still has a pulse.

>>128437796
The thing is that nobody on this server particularly cares about playing dress-up in the way you want, so unless those hairstyles somehow turn your hair into a fully functional weapon it'll meet the same fate as it did on Goonstation.

>>128438818
The "He/she has no pulse" message doesn't pop up just by examining now, so you actually have to check it manually.

>>128438986
>turn your hair into a fully functional weapon
Is headbutting in the game?
Having some mega spikes or Vox quills to deal more damage with a headbutt would make powergaming assistants not go bald.

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I got the R-UST to work with rad collectors.

Right now it's kind of hardcore though.

>>128437796
It's a nice idea on paper but in reality a lot of our service jobs go unfilled most rounds aside from Chef because they're ultimately an RP-centric role on a RP-lite server.

Unless the role provides a necessary service it's going to have a hard time getting into the game because we already have too many jobs for the sake of having them available for RPers.

>>128439368
Then everyone would have animu hair for that extra damage

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>>128439391

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>>128439391
>1.26005x10^9
>1,260,050,000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_AY5pAAbQY

>>128439391
Good. R-UST is the ultimate autism project. It should be hardcore.

>>128438582
>if you do over a certain threshold of damage in one hit (like > 180 damage) a special text appears depending on the weapon.

Might be cool but then you'd have to sit down and make flavour text for a whole bunch of shit, unless you group them by damage type.

>>128439757
The only weapon that can do that much damage per hit that isn't an explosive is the energy axe, and that's adminbus for a reason.

>>128439860
I did my math wrong, I was thinking something slightly lower than instant death but crit is more the 90-100 damage range, isn't it?

>>128437702

http://pastebin.com/qasE8nry

These are my notes as a player.

The problem I have with Mrpain, is the way he writes any of my notes compared to other notes. Here are some notable examples of words he uses that no other admin has.

>Mountain of notes (said in 2015 when they started in 2013)
>toe-to-the-line-shitter
>an entire round of greytiding (without specifying what I even did, and I argued that warning that what I was doing was not greytiding. Even made a post about this on the /vg/ forums)

It is easy to say Mrpain does not like me and has a bias, and that is why I have requested he be uninvolved in my actions. Nothing was done about this request.

This is not about me being a dindu, and I am not trying to be invulnerable, but I see why you may think that Celt. I only wish the following.

-The integrity and freedom of the server be preserved and unchanged
-I would wish for other admins rather than Mrpain to deal with any situation involving me, and his input not involved
-Mrpain to realize that all the shit I say, is for shits and giggles. Other people even join in on the fun sometimes. Shitposting is definitely prominent in the thread, there's no reason it shouldn't be allowed ingame. Switching back and forth is tedious, and if someone wishes to ruin their reputation in OOC let them.

>>128440128
>mrbayfaggot is metagrudging somebody
Why i am not surprised, i strating to hate this piece of shit more and more

>>128440605

Is that where he's from?

>>128440128
>As an antagonist, decided that advertising his chaturbate was more important. by drcelt (Ard Rí na hTrialmen) on Sat, January 2nd of 2016
>It was gross by Serwind (Filthy Catbeast Sympathiser) on Sat, January 2nd of 2016
>Put a flashlight in his ass and danced around on chaturbate as an antag. by Senaat1 (4PACmin) on Sat, January 2nd of 2016

Are you really suprised about the way you've been treated?

>>128440961
why yes?

>>128440128
Could you please explain further what's wrong with him writing you got a mountain of notes or are a toe-to-the-line-shitter, because these things are objectively true even if you ignore all of MrPain's notes.

Hey, I haven't launched in a while. Apparently I need the newest version of Dream Seeker. Will that fuck with my adless SS13 launcher?

>>128441815
It shouldn't because the adless should be from disabling Flash in IE which Dreamseeker doesn't touch.

>>128440128
Only if you stop linking to streams of you showing off your pasty ass.

Oh, and
>Switching back and forth is tedious

Somebody doesn't know how to alt-tab, I can tell.

>>128439964
You hit crit when you reach 0 health, and even eswords and revolvers don't deal enough damage to crit in one hit.

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>want to join server
>new BYOND version, can't join until I update
>update and restart BYOND
>try to join server
>BYOND freezes
>end process and start it up again
>it's back to its previous version
>dreamseeker.exe still has processes running somehow
>can't update without closing dreamseeker.exe
>forcefully ending process literally doesn't work no matter how many times I try
>reboot computer, try again
>same exact fucking shit happens

What the hell do I do now?

>>128442660
>not having a dual-monitor setup for 2dspessmen
If I had to alt-tab to consult chem recipes, R&D order, obscure construction details, or the wild ride, I couldn't keep an eye out for antags and greytiders.

>>128440685
Dunno, but its possible
It could be another hard arpee server

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When are we gonna add this?

>>128443545
Why have a dick when you can't use it?

>>128443794
>not implementing sex as well
pleb tiers

>>128442963
Reboot computer
Uninstall byond without opening it
Download a fresh installation of the latest

>>128443794
I don't know, you can explain, right?

>>128444309
Was that a poorly worded "you tell me"?

>>128437796
I feel you but honestly barber would work better as a cargo crate so that an assistant can just order it in to do as a gimmick instead of having a dedicated role, should include outfit of course

>>128437015
Man you are autistic

RD gets the messaging server and lamarr, plus AI access on the side

Wew lad

>>128444616
You know what's a poorly worded "you tell me", is actually, quite frankly, none of you're business, buster, so I think you should push off with your critique of my wording, since, it is actually completely fine, and quite possibly better than yours, hahaha

>>128437015
>>128444756
Also he gets the RD's jumpsuit which is an antag objective.

>>128444814
Wow, look at Mister Very Well Worded over here, you think you're so cool, don't you? Well, guess what? I just spoke to my grandma and she said I was the coolest and also the strongest and very fast and that she loves me more than you, ha, had enough yet? Good baps to you, my fair liege, tata and farewell, may you rest in piece, but don't die, please, I really like you, okay, have a safe trip

>>128436381
Because this is /vg/station, not /b/station

@128445106
Hello, dear, sir or madame which is being concerned by this

I would like to open and/or begin this message of gratitude to you in general, by saying that I am safely and utterly within your gratitude! I must express a lot of this above mentioned gratitude, because it cannot be contained and safetly stored within my mind, so I have decided to right you this message of gratitude in the hopes of extending a hand, which is actually connected to the extending arm. of gratitude for your service. I'm absolutely loving when people reply to my messages, since, in very much fact, I actualy put lots and lots of effort into them, quite more than the average, which does not have as much effort put in as the effort I put in so that my messages are above average. Please accept these words with graciousness that can only be found within recievers of great justiec and kindness and effort in creating messages. I really hope to see you one day, in fact, I must ask, since I am a man who oft is quite alone in many aspects, spiritually, physically, socially, I must ask because of this that you show me the ckey you use for the thing. I wish to continue this correspondence within other mediums, so that more information can flow and we can all learn much and no longer be so isloated and lonely, you know?

--With the regards expressed with lots of kindness and effort, anon :)

>>128444197
Vorestation and Citadel are the other way. Most of us here know better than to play the game with one hand.

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>>128443794
>tfw thinking about making ye olde knight time variation of SS13 as a modification
>every time I try I get into some stupid 2deep system that isn't any use or any worth
Last time I made a gender potion just for shits and giggles and in the end I ended up making a somewhat fully functional human body needs and features.

>tfw fucked in the head
>>128445947
Those have actual functional sex?

>>128431008
>Trying to wake up a wild animal to see if it's sleeping
Wew. Remember when natural selection would remove idiots like this from the gene pool?

>>128444756
>messaging server which is absolutely worthless since all of five people ever use the PDA messenger (one of which is the mime)
>lamarr even being a unique pet when you can buy 20 others like it from the mining vendor
>jumpsuits even mattering unless you're an antag- and your own jumpsuit is NEVER assigned as an objective if you're an antag

The autistic one here is you for demanding that the RD gets nothing while all the other heads have special snowflake gear. Do you just not realize what "unique" means or do you just want him to be a head in name alone?

>>128446114
Emotes are perfectly functional. Are you simply too spoiled by porn games to use a little imagination on your part?

>>128439648
>writing x10^9
write E9 you fucking retard.

>>128446114
fucking loser

>>128444756
>Law 2, let me in.

That's all the access you need to get to the AI unless someone switches the laws to Validhunter Default or something equally shitty at the start of the round.

>>128446654
>access to the room with the exosuit and robotics control consoles
>access to the R&D serve
>access to the AI upload and core
>access to a private office, messaging key, starts with special gear, has his own pet
>only one job slot
Yeah I'm the one who doesn't know what "unique" means.

>>128446802
>muh imaginedy
Might as well simply imagine scene in your head without using 2d sandbox

>>128445916
I tried to write a poem, but it was much too embarrassing, I'm terribly sorry, I'd love to speak to you some time, please write to me, but not right now, I feel I have made a fool of myself and would like you to have forgotten just how foolish I've been today, but please talk to me some day! I promise I'm not retarded my ckey is drleprikon

Need feedback on the R-UST.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7655

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Silicons, everyone.

Observing that round was just pure hilarity.

>>128436381
mrpain is a TG tumblerina admin, what the fuck do you expect from

>>128447024
>consoles that can be made at RnD and have circuit boards right in secure tech storage (which RD can't even access despite him being the most qualified one to even have those boards);
>useless unless you're a traitor, in which case you're way better off bombing the station to hell and back or making half a billion guns if the other scientists have inexplicably failed to do so already
>"Law 2, let me in" is all the access anyone needs to AI core
>an office that is protected by only a few windows, making it anything but private
>messaging key is objectively worthless, NOBODY uses it and for good reason
>worst pet which isn't even one-of-a-kind

What do you have against shit that can actually help an RD do his job and stand out from the other eggheads?

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FUCKING when a vox asks you to roll a dice to get rid of its curse DONT ROLL IT

So many people gibbed

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Well I thought that round was fun.

The goody basket for a light bus was kinda neat. Hope you guys enjoyed it.

I could have handled some of the aftermath better but I'll work on that for next time.

Please feel free to tell me I'm shit if you believe so.

>>128447674
hey, just double checking :^)

>>128447867
Can we ERP?

It was alright, the interaction wasn't bad. I'd complain if it was bad.

>>128447862
>trusting the feathered jew
You will not be missed.

>>128447867
your biggest fuck up was the ick ock adminhelp.

when you get ahelps and are expected to reply about somebody doing something antag like, don't spill the beans and say they are or aren't antags.

>>128448070
Yeah I'm aware. Just a little frustrated that I made like four announcements and a custom event announcement saying it wasn't an excuse to kill people.

Fuck.

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great round

>low pop botanist
>centcomm decides to send us gifts
>the chaplain who worships the dark side gets all access and gives me too
>we all get stormtrooper armor and toy e-swords
>I got an emag
>become storm trooper TR-8R
>claim the station to be of the galactic empire
>upload law saying that jedi are not human and that they must execute order 66
>some people get killed
>bwoink
>revert the laws
>xenos get spotted
>now only xenos and vampires are jedi
>rail gets a cursed dice and tells everyone to roll it
>more people the cause of the empire
>shuttle gets called and arrives
>emag the shuttle and we blast off
>fucking this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo
>cursed dice starts appearing
>roll it
>explode somehow

>>128447024
Not everyone plays head roles to roll for antag like you do, seeing that practically all you listed is useless if you're not an antag.

And useless if you are an antag at that matter since you can just bomb everything.

>>128447313
If we're finally going to be fixing the R-UST we need to make it more easily available. And to avoid people building it like complete ass and causing a blow-out every time someone tries to build it, have it pre-built in a "safe" chamber in engineering.

As in, SME has the basics to understand how to keep it running, as in, basic infrastructure, and the stems of a cold loop. Sing has the field already setup, just need to turn it on. TEG is already piped and doesn't have vents to spew plasma.

Modifying the code for the R-UST is all good and all, but we also need to think on how it will be implemented on station.

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I'll play through system shock 1 so I can pull off a good SHODAN AI/pAI

Wish me luck

>>128451509
>SHODAN
Oh fuck off, those gimmicks are grating and annoying.
EVERYONE DOES THEM.
Do something new instead.

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>>128451785
nowdays AI's are either
>super friendly
>borderline afk
>anime

so no, SHODAN is great

>>128451975
I like calm AIs, that even in the deepest of shit remain completely calm and talk with formal, short and informative sentences.

A lot of AIs sound just like humans with cameras. IMO AIs don't get angry or panic.

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>>128435326
>underestimating an assistant

And that, friends, is how you get your life flipped-turned upside down.

>>128452338
"Core breach detected, integrity compromised"

is much better than :

"CLOWN TATOR KILLING ME CORE HELP"

>>128451224
I've been putting thought into that too.

As it is, most of the R-UST setup times comes from obtaining and moving the parts needed to build it - logistics, if you will.

A room for the R-UST would have the minimals needed: a prebuilt chamber with an internal size of 7x7 and some basic piping to out plasma in and out of the chamber. And like the supermatter room, repiping WILL be needed to better utilize it. Also, some radiation collectors would be there.

The question of where to out the room is an issue for me too. The R-UST will have two uses when this is done. One: use radiation collectors to soak up radiation and power the grid. Two: heat gases to LUDICROUS temperatures (I reached 20 million Kelvin during collector testing) for the TEG. Therefore, I plan to introduce the R-UST room near the TEG for simpler repiping.

Lets talk about logistics some more. Having all the parts needed would be too unbalanced, seeing as how the R-UST puts out power like your mom puts out. Therefore, we need a barrier of entry. Currently, to obtain the parts for the R-UST, you need the cooperation of the two unhelpful departments we have: Science and Cargo. To mitigate this issue, we need two things: Proper construction for ALL the R-UST parts, and the ability to order all the needed boards from cargo. This helps secure the chances of being able to set up the R-UST when desired, instead of having to forego autism because people are jerks.

I would also like to raise another issue while I have room. Kilkun and I were discussing having a rework of how radiation works before implementing radiation features to the R-UST. Some ideas were having turfs gain radiation vars, along with radiation strength. This would power collectors on them, and apply radiation effects to mobs on radiated tiles.

This is far above my level of coding. If any coder wants to pick that up, now's your chance.

>>128451975
I'd rather have a friendly AI instead of one that winges on about how much they hate humans and oh my FUCK SHUT UP YOU NIGGER SLAVE

>>128452685
>implying it's not better to answer questions instead of inform beforehand

>>128446114
>ye olde knight variation
I remember you
whens release

>>128452691
Having all the parts needed wouldn't be so bad. Just don't have them assembled at all. Compare that to the SME, that engine can already power the entire station multiple times over. And you have everything you need to build one round start. Obviously having 14 gyrotrons would be unbalanced, but having 4 of them means you can either wait out the initial bootstrapping or order more from cargo to get it over with quicker.

If you really want to have science involved in the construction of the engine, having the fuel injector computer board unavailable in engineering at round start would be one way, since it's not 100% necessary to run the thing, but helps to optimize it.

The perfect spot to place the thing, in my opinion, would be where the TEG cold loop currently is. Moving the loop further west and replacing it with the R-UST room could work. And it's close enough to the TEG to be able to pipe the R-UST output to it (which shouldn't be pre-done).

Another element to be taken in consideration is fuel. The only way to fuel the engine is with expensive compressed matter cartridge. As it stands, only the CE and the bartender have some at first. That could be the best way to prevent the engine outputting like a motherfucker 5 minutes in. Making it necessary for engineers to get their hand on an autolathe slows the process down.

Also, it should be taken into consideration that actually running the engine is harder than the other ones. You have to calibrate multiple types of elements, and fucking up can kill your reactions and fuck up your field. It being hard to run means I can't see many engineers running it in the first place. You rarely see engineers set up the TEG (beyond just following the cookie cutter wiki guide to the letter), and the R-UST is much harder.

>>128452865
Agree, but you getting killed is a law 3 issue. And an issue in most lawset. Not saying anything is akin to not reporting human harm.

>admins on /tg/ don't even know SWAT gear is space proof
quality staff.

>>128454592
It isn't.

>>128452691
>LUDICROUS temperatures
>You will never be able to make the jump to ludicrous speeds in a space pod

Why even have space pods?

>>128454798
Yes it is. Our coders changed the SWAT helmet very recently, but the SWAT Suit and Helmet have been in the codebase since 2003 and have always been spaceproof. They used to be what Nuke Ops and Deathsquad wore.

>>128413448
>Turn off and unwrench the plasma controller
>breach atmos control room
>Socket distro as needed until it's empty and say
>Keep distro empty as all the lines, pumps, filters, and tank controllers are checked
>If waste or scrubber is linked to distro, use a a script to shut off every vent on-station then start checking the usual suspect spots
>???
>Scrubbers clear the plasma and CO2. Air is cooled, replaced if depressurized, and corpses cloned
>Everyone but the shit antag gets on with life

>>128413468
People are terminally stupid. I can't count the time some retard put me in cryo while I'm screaming to blood pack me

>>128421931
If you can't be bothered to check medical records you shouldn't be getting your valids.

>>128424574
When you're able to hack anywhere on the station, know the camera blind spots, where and how to blow the borgs or change validhunticon laws, source chloral, guns and ablatives without help from others. how to make false walls. How to make thermite and chloral with ghetto chemistry. Have a text file of generic law 2 orders to give to secborgs to buy you time to escape. A text file of interesting and more importantly fun gimmicks. Understanding that plasma flood, 6-bombs, singuloose, parapen c4 makes for an extremely shit round where everybody but your target and you could have not shown up and would have had that much more of their life to them but you ruined it all so you could jerk off to a sentence from a word processor tinted green for a vague sense of accomplishment in your worthless failure of a life.

>>128424962
Can always go the diplomancer route as well as just subtly fuck with things half the shift. Bonus points if between sending fake pda messages, fake alerts, and people falling for b-but it's an emagged APC you can make a fun round of paranoia.

>>128454856
Space pods are indeed useless.

>>128436381
Holy shit killette, make a fucking deadmin request or shut the fuck up. I'm getting sick of you childish crying. It's what, the fourth thread in a row now?

>>128453548
Problably never, I got a N3DS now and my productivity has dropped beyond limits.

>>128440128
The problem, is that you do toe the line and you often do spend entire rounds greytiding. Sure, other admins just laugh it off as oh that whacky griefing killette but it doesn't change that what you do more often than not is shit up the round for your amusement.

On a scale of 1 to FUN, how powergamey is scanning the AI Upload Board, Reset Module, and Hand Tele @ roundstart as CE?

I'd say tolerable, as a head role.

>>128456601
Scan EVERYTHING
Tear down your fucking door and SCAN IT
SCAN YOUR SCANNER

EVERYTHING

>>128456601
Do whatever you want, man. No shame in it.

>>128454856
Because you can gun down nuke ops in the hall?

>>128456601
No more than anything else we do.

>>128455104
No they not, they can save some inventory space

>>128457015
And also not bad for carp hunting.

>>128453581
Having the Tokamak, fuel injector, and 4 gyrotrons like you suggest would work. But as for Science having to get involved, what about rounds where either there is no science team or they're too concerned with guns to print the boards? Because of that, I intend to have it where you can order a "R-UST Computer Assembly Crate" from cargo so you can make he computers that way.

For the fuel injector port, the way it currently works is snowflaked to hell and back, and it doesn't even work properly. Instead, I intend to rewrite it to work off multitool linking. As for the board, it won't be included and instead either have to be ordered from cargo or made from a circuit imprinter.

The fuel isn't as much of a hindrance as you think. Not only do engineers back the CE door almost every round, in testing I used two rods and was getting what seemed like self-sufficient reactions. It's entirely easy to set up a R-UST that should last a majority of a round with no maintenance other than rad collectors.

One question I have that I brought up in the Github is the danger of the R-UST. So far, every engine aside from solars and perhaps the TEG has some element of danger. Therefore, the R-UST needs to follow suit. My idea is as such: Sustained high temps in the EM field (and I mean this in relative terms: remember that I easily reached 20 million Kelvin in testing) will cause the EM field to shut down. But if the Tokamak is emagged, the shutdown protocols would be overridden and it would cause a blowout with round-ending consequences. This provides an element of danger while making it not happen every other round, as reaching the core of a R-UST in operation is not easy.

Any more thoughts?

Gomorrah... It'll be our little secret

>>128456601
>Not scanning purge and asimov
Disdain for plebs

>>128456601
Not powergaming is showing disrespect to coders.
You do like our coders, right, anon?
I don't.

>>128457543
I agree with you on how the fuel injector port works. It's jarring, awkward and stupid.

As for danger, we all know the sing is round ending, but the other engines aren't as dangerous if you really want to put it in perspective. Shard SME does an EMP blast and blows up a chunk of the station, a small, isolated chunk. Same goes with AME.

What I could see with the R-UST is, as you put it, a blowout, but not round ending. Perhaps a radiation blast randomly changing gene blocks of everyone on station in one short burst, as well as making the R-UST room permanently irradiated. I can see the intensity of the blowout scaling with how many dormant reagents were in the EM field at the time of the incident.

At that point it's pure speculation and ideas though, I don't know how much of that is actually feasible in reality.

>>128458637
Mak8ng the room permanently irradated isn't possible with the current way radiation works, but irradating everyone across the station and applying random mutations certainly is.

The danger of the SME always amazes me though. It's far more complicated than the singu, but it's effects are far less harmful. Whereas the R-UST is complicated and time consuming, plus there is FAR less documentation and design on it. Furthermore, the only time it would end a round is if the core gets emagged, which is far easier said than done.

>>128459024
SME has more inherent dangers in the construction and maintenance of the thing. If anything, unless someone takes it out of containment, it's more dangerous to the engineers than to the rest of the station.

And now that I think about it. A room being permanently irradiated is a good thing for engineers (and dionas).

>>128458637
Shard SME explosion also gives everyone Mindbreaker. It's quite annoying more than it is round ending. Least it's fun in the build up.

>>128459465
That's also what I intend for the R-UST. Being in the room without a radsuit WILL kill you. And unless a traitor works his way into the core and emags it, it's not going to harm the rest of the station, even if it gets fucked up due to incompetence, because it only shuts down (and now that I think about it, it should also shit out radiation).

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The CA Commissar Mac, a Raumschiff class cruiser, has been deployed to the Alpha Centauri System to patrol humanity's first extrasolar colony.
It and 3 Guardian Mk. 3 class Frigates make up the Alpha Centauri Defence Fleet.
I hope you're proud, Commissar Mac.

>>128460112
Are you gonna refit it as your tech rises through the centuries? I wanna see it be the capital flagship that leads the way to the probing of the ayys. Even millennia later as all its brother ships are long disassembled or dead it's still humping it out in some alien shithole burning xenos

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>Sitting at cargo
>Captain walks in
>Smashes me with Unstable goo
>That awkward pause as he examines my corpse
>Rushes me over to medbay in a panic
>Cloned, powers removed via cryo, and dragged through a pile of corpses, infecting me simultaneously suffocating me due to power removal
Unstable goo is not nice, kiddies

>>128460429
>>128460112
Explain this game to me.

>Bullied vampire into going braindead
Are you proud of me yet pomf?

>>128460640
Imagine the autism of dorf fort jacked up to a quintillion.
It's majorly text, and ugly grey menus with a difficulty curve that does several loops, barrel rolls, and aileron rolls.

>>128460509
great story takiyakakakakaakakakka

>>128460509
>throwing unstable goo around like candy.
>Don't notice it actually hurts people until someone finally throws one at me.
The more you know.

>>128460761
But what's it like?

>>128460808
thank you friend i make many monies writings it
hope u enjoy

>>128460640
It's a space 4x game. Essentially dorf fortress in space with spreadsheets. You mine resources, build ships, research tech, explore to mine more resources. Punch or bed ayy's.. Explore expand, exploit, exterminate

>>128460832
Were you the guy who killed me with goo?
Yes, unstable goo is ULTRA powerful when thrown. Like two hits to kill.

Also my client nearly crashed when I right clicked a cryo pod due to all the ashes under it

>>128460832
isn't it the highest throw damage item in game?

Ability to blend slime mutagen and dissolving powers and become a skeleton suspended in goo when?

>>128460978
How's the tech researching ?

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>>128460679
Which one?

Also let's think of a spess-related filename for this

>>128460986
I don't know, I threw so many of them. I thought they were like the firecrackers that are sold in cargo, I mean they sound and act almost the same.

I'll just remember to keep them on the floor from now on.

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Please do not bully the rail

>>128460640
>Download
https://mega.co.nz/#!xkgk3SjZ!iTUDuopI4FFP0sccfkOgvpMWliJ09GpIJILRkCYMPyw
>Wiki (Slightly Outdated)
http://aurorawiki.pentarch.org/index.php?title=Main_Page
>Tutorials/FAQ
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php/board,101.0.html
http://aurorawiki.pentarch.org/index.php?title=FAQ
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php/board,100.0.html
>Forum
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php
>Required Reading
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php/board,112.0.html
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php/board,16.0.html
http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php/topic,6672.0.html

>>128461020
Yes

>>128461107
Brettty gud imo. It's fun as fuck to min/max the shit out of your ships,

>>128460509
>stun the unknown guy and try to figure out what was happening in the bar
>mine helps murder me by throwing unstable goo at me

>>128461209
is there a general

>>128461183
They pop when you step on them

>>128461205
Fuck that nigger, he was the only virologist last round and left with his vox circlejerk, killing everyone with no cure

>>128461183
What was your name?

>>128461205
Minutely reminder to bed the Rail
If I remove that mask, will you die?

>>128461243
I think it kind of fit in the 4x/gsg but not al ot play it.

>>128461346
yeah I was one of the vox with them and I tried to say "Hey, it sounds like they kind of need you back at the station", but he was like "nah"

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>>128461297
I'll just eat it.

>>128461371
/gsg/ talks about it very little, and those that do know how to play it will probably brush you off and tell you to git gud.

Tell me about Sarca. What sort of music does he listen to? What kind of girls does he like? Is he cute????

>>128460429
I might do that.
I might not get it all the way to a a bigger class size but I'll keep upgrading it in the cruiser size.

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>>128461371
>>128461205
It took a while for the first rail posts

Someone post the complimentary videos
All I have is CMO and med bay

medical doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII

CMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

>>128458404
Why don't you go to a server with a different codebase then?

so are these railing rail fics real or fake
and where do you find them

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>>128462320
>be me
>totally unassuming regular in game
>raging railposter in thread
>tfw I come to the thread and see the railposts have started.

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>>128463197
>>128463603

>>128463112
I remember multiple someones attaching music to jobs that the music fit, System shock for malf AI, for example.
It had a few nice ones that I can't remember the name of, could someone find the google doc of it?

>>128463706
I hate their shitty broken english gimmick

If I have an object in my hand and suicide will it give me more interesting text?

>>128464009
>target mouth
>use on self
Dont just use the suicide command, but yes. The rubber duck is the best one

>>128463883
the ones that really overdo it are funny.
the ones that keep it subtle are lame

>>128463883
>gimmick
They are French, they literally have shit English.

>>128442660

>Stop showing off my ass

I can do that actually, it's not a bad tradeoff

>>128463197
Fake so far.

>>128464174
What happens with the rubber duck?

>>128463161
It was a joke, dingus.

>>128465056
Just try it

>>128465068
No one would interpret that as a joke

>>128461209
Nah, I mean, how's the research system ? Is it just an unimaginative tech tree ? Because that's the opposite of what I'd see in an autist game like that

Tech web or research tree?

>>128465401
Tech web
Literally always tech web

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>random search
>sec removes the magic roundstart box from your plastic bag
>can never ever put it back in
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>128465687
can someone explain me what the fuck is the plastic bag for

>>128428360
Is hippie still a stupid valid hunting murderbone playground where antags just run around slaughtering everyone they can get away with?

>>128463883
whys yous of upset? Is okay now.

>>128465401
Mix of both. Tech Web with each tech allowing further development into a specific branch of research, and having general uses outside of intended initial research goal.

>>128465863
>belt slot that can hold ANY item
>has effectively almost double the capacity if you don't remove the roundstart box
>has functionality that no other item in the game has, you can hold it in you hand and click a turf to pick up everything on it
It's the best belt slot in the entire game.

>>128466096
Don't forget, it makes a cool hat.

>>128466096
Shh, Don't go telling the normies about the bag. Delete this

>>128466096
Don't forget, it's a fun suicide method as well

>>128466096
>functionality that no other item in the game has
trash bag
plant bag
gadget bag

>>128466096
but it does not look stylish unlike toolbelt

>>128466464
Fair point, but what I meant was that it works on ANY item.

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>>128463865
I'm also looking for this

Does anyone have it?

>>128466993
No, you cannot shove bagpack into plastic bag

>>128467238
Any item that fits you fucking pissant

>>128467363
>ANY ITEM that fits

>>128464530
Rail's player's English isn't great, but it is better than Rail's English
The spaces before punctuation is something she does both in and out of character, but much of the rest is gimmick

>>128467461
I mean christ, if you really need to be told that...
No, I won't reveal my secret to actually put backpacks inside plastic bags.

>>128436381
If you somehow think I'm the only one who has a problem with you go and ask to see your notes again.

>>128467692
but you cant, my friend

>>128467567
>The spaces before punctuation
Literally why? It's both incorrect and takes more effort than the correct usage.

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>>128468175
That's the spirit.

>>128468267
Can you fit a person into a plastic bag?

>>128468479
Persons aren't items, so no

>>128468247
I think it's just habit. She doesn't actually seem to do it outside of the game. I assume she corrects herself when given more time to type.

>>128468838
>she

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>>128468267

>>128469593
It's what her BYOND account says and I have no reason to doubt it

Rate your statue/staff of animation experience. Did you feel antagonized/10?

>>128465307
I dunno. I lack the experience to rate it. I felt it was good.

>>128468609
>persons aren't items

tell that to the slave trade the vox are running

>>128470228
>tfw evidence bag a corpse, put it in a box then disposal it
>Nobody ever finds it

>>128461706
Sarca here. I won't tell you any of that. I will tell you how I got my name.

I couldn't come up with a name so I used a sketchy online translator to translate "Chris" to Latin because I was a 15 year old going through my romaboo phase. It came out as Sarcalogos. It was chosen.

I then learned later about the λόγος and changed my name to Esumlogos. It essentially means, I am the Word. Or Word of God. Fitting name.

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How much damage does a gyrojet shot do anyways? When me and Kaz traded a couple shots it didn't seem like it did a whole lot.

>>128470335
you honestly worry me

>>128464692
Get on it librarians

>>128470309
>disposal it
>not hiding it in a fire extinguisher and then a plant
>not sticking the plant in botany while you make a bunch on other potted plants
>not then spacing the whole lot
>not spacing a welderbomb after them

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>>128470335
fucking nerd

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>>128470309
>no people sized zip lock bags for vampires and lings to keep their meals fresher, longer

>got to smack a wizard with a crowbar and cremate it
>survived and got greentext without having to murderbone
>actually got to have a conversation for once thanks rail

That was a fun round.

>>128470413
It's a pistol that fires the equivalent of IEDs at people, so depends on their blast resistance

>>128470536
just butcher and ziplock you fucking tumblr mong

>>128470067
From what I'm reading, research sounds fun and interesting, at least the prototyping parts. Moving to 4x general and aurora forum. I need to satiate my autism, and dorf fort and SS13 engineering isn't cutting it anymore.

>>128470413
light explosion near as I can tell so enough if the rng shits on you.

>>128470623
Neat

>>128470572
>tfw 2 wiz and an apprentice cremated instead of borged to fight future wiz
Shit station/10. too validhungry to endure

>>128470572
>actually got to have a conversation for once
do you have trouble socializing by any chance? Literally just talk to anyone who isn't a scientist and isn't in the middle of something and you can have a conversation.

I had a dream last night. I dreamt that I got banned, and my ban notes were logs of me ERPing on another server.

>>128470930
was it good ERP?

>>128470930
faggot

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>3 wizards get caught by crew
>they flee to my core for safety
>on robo-cop

>>128471040
M-mine was a misclick. I was a bit too hype that I was finally wizard and I blew it all.

>>128470854
>do you have trouble socializing by any chance

>>128470854
>Try to have a conversation with someone
>They suddenly zoop next to me while I'm typing

I think you know how this ends

>>128470854
trouble socializing, huh?

>>128468838
But why would it be habit? How does one form habits that are both incorrect AND inconvenient?

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>be chemist
>immediately start making chems
>WIIIIIZ
>the clown and chaplain break in to make chloral
>just barely finished stocking the fridge
>CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELE

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>find cursed die
>want to bring it to the station for fun
>lolno round over

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>>128471351
>trying handing an item to a guy
>he constantly backs away
>m-muh one-tile s-safe space don't r-robust m-me!
come on dude grow a pair and learn that getting robusted is fun.

What if wizard rounds didn't end the instant the wizard died?

What if rev rounds didn't end the instant the heads were shoved off the station?

What if the only true way to end a round was the emergency shuttle?

>>128471852
>wizard dies
>40 minutes of nothing until the "crew transfer" shuttlecall doesn't get recalled by retards
mmhmm

>be Clown
>get into Chem easily
>they don't try to kill me
>make 200 space lube and leave, politely thanking them
>round ends
>only get to slip like 8 people


>>128471746
Why the fuck would I make chloral?

>>128471373
I don't know, but she isn't the only one who does it. At least two regular players do.

>>128471852
Because they would turn to extended. Making more people antags / other antag types, when the wizard / blob / revs are all killed should be the way to go.

>>128471916
I saw something dark blue, didn't get to examine it fast enough, assumed it was chloral because every powergamer makes chloral as soon as wiz is confirmed. Didn't know space lube is also dark blue.

>>128471915
>autists that recall no matter what

Last night was pretty bad for that.

>>128471915
>traitors die
>40 minutes of nothing until the "crew transfer" shuttlecall
>Vampires are valided
>40 minutes of nothing until the "crew transfer" shuttlecall
>Lings are lynched
>2 minutes of nothing because people call the shuttle once they've killed 3 lings for whatever reason

>>128472096
It's not. Lube is light sky blue.

>>128471927
I wonder if it's a Byond issue inserting the spaces into the text, rather than them actually typing the spaces.

I know there was a bug a little while ago where extra spaces would be inserted between first and last names.

>>128471852
Stop. We already have babies crying to call the shuttle the moment a window gets broken. 'We build' faggotry or not, we don't need another reason to call the shuttle as early as possible.
Really, it should be as simple as checking if a certain percent of the station, crew, and critical systems are still in acceptable levels, and just spawning in some of the ghosts as new antags.
Every time we restart means another time we need to do job set-up, so reducing the number of restarts means more actual game-time.

>>128472134
>Brig habitable as the shuttle leaves
>Autists
If you're just here for antag and valids go play on traitor deathmatch or tg you faggot.

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Please remember to cast your vote in the round-start poll about this PR, https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516 - Hypothermia, Hatred, & Human Heat Transfer, where an overhaul of how heat transfer works for cold areas, and a hypothermia mechanic has been added. This allows for, (among other things) snow maps to be viable, as right now the current system will kill you on a snow map unless you are wearing a hardsuit. A note on the voting options- to my knowledge there are no gamebreaking bugs, so I recommend you vote for the first option, "Yes I would be willing to test regardless of how buggy it is". However, if you are cynical, I will be (and have held) holding test server runs. If you have any questions, please ahelp them or post them in the github discussion and I will be more than happy to help.

SARCA HERE. THIS IS THE SONG I'M LISTENING TOO RIGHT NOW. I FEEL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Zx23MpDrM

>>128472250
>making people vote when the PR still has no usable information or any pictures
At this point I honestly think you're doing it on purpose

>>128472250
Snow map with hypothermia on the test server when?

>>128471373
it's a form of shitposting in code.
like when you've got a return statement and you type "return ." so that it both still works and has an entirely pointless character that makes autists squirm.

>>128472195
That bug is still present
And no, one of those two posts on the thread and still does it

>>128472373
Of course he is, that's his 'democratic' method

>>128472373
I'll update the PR with all of the information shortly.
>>128472434
Soon
>>128472661
Yup, It's all part of an international conspiracy I thought up purposefully to force my changes upon the server in a maniacal plot to overthrow all that is righteous and just and replace it with simply snow taxi all day every day
It's not, I'm just a lazy bastard, I'll update it soon, but there's enough information for people to be at least fairly well informed.

>>128473073
I would be fine with 24/7 snow taxi

>>128470993
It was with deadpoo

>>128473636
Deadpoo is shit at ERP. Poor you

>>128463112
They are on the wiki, just look there for the current ones.

>>128473514
>>128473073
I wouldn't that sounds like 300% SHIT

>ask posibrain if he wants to be a borg or mommi
>he literally takes an hour to decide

jesus h christ

>>128473073
Celt, who's your favorite gamu?

>>128474394
ICKY OOKY BAN HE
just make him a MoMMI. It's not like he can complain

>>128474394
Can't be as frustrating as it is for other ghosts who wanted to be that posi
In the same vein
>Want to be a borer
>Bug the hell out of the xenobio, sometimes for up to 30 minutes if they are stupid
>Someone else is made into the borer
>50% of the time the borer spaces itself or crawls down the hall and gets valided
>Once out of all the borers I've seen in months have gone back to xenobio to lay eggs
>Not including myself
Fffffuck

>>128463883
Then don't play a roleplaying game.

>>128428360
>Undermeme
>in the fucking OP

I need reliable reports of how robust the tray is in combat. I've never gotten a chance to use it but I happen to know it's bugged and fixing the bug would make it greatly more robust. I'm trying to ascertain whether or not it deserves that.

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>>128475947

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>If there is a blob expanding across the station, you're going to need to use a Soporofic syringe in the syringe gun to catch one of it mini mobs for testing in science. :^)

>literally everyone but one person agrees this is fucking stupid
>literally everyone but one person tells the one person not to do it
>the one person does it

>>128468267
You literally can't. If it doesn't fit in a box, it won't fit in a bag- therefore it's useless for anything actually worth holding unless you want to look like a dipshit.

Prove me wrong.

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>>128475947
are you memeing with me or are you a genuine retard?

>>128472250
The only right answer is "no". Winter will be over soon enough, and nobody with a brain will want to play your worthless meme map which hasn't even been started yet.

Go make your own Snow Station 13 serb and be done with it, and until then we will be keeping SS13 in spehss where it belongs.

>>128477508
>therefore it's useless for anything actually worth holding unless you want to look like a dipshit.
I don't understand if you're trying to get me to add this or the opposite