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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us | steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf | backpack.tf./classifieds | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
/tf2g/ (NA): steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>Mumble
mumble.com/mumble-download.php
/tf2g/ Mumble!
Address: mumble-de.cleanvoice.com
Port: 48816
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first for my tf2gfu
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>>128405335
This "tf2gfu" meme is getting out of hand.
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can anyone ring for me for a pug? we just need a roamer gold div
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nth for the best mercenary, always and forever.
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i joined the tf2g meme team will i receive a ugc medal by the end of the season
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It's been a long time since I've played. Are there any servers that turn off all the goofy shit and leave only vanilla weapons?
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All riiiight
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>>128406212
im not in middle school fuck u
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>>128405943
Yes
The orange box on xbox
Bots, even
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There's gotta be a better way
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>>128406212
i want 26dollar to bully me

>>128406341
did a n*gger steal your computer
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>>128406040
Just use a paint program to change it orange/red. I use paint.net
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>>128406341
is this ok
did i get the color right
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>>128407192
The color can be anything you want, but if you want mine its [201, 83, 22]
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>>128407365
i do not want yours
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>playing in pub
>random guys spamming keybinds
>some guy had the entire script for "the bee movie" on a bind
good god some times i love this community
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>>128407192
Looks great. Don't know how close it is to 255 73 73, but it'll work just fine. God bless

I probably shoulda made it into a transparent png instead of a jpg

>>128407458
Christ, everyone's doing it since it showed up on /r/tf2 now
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>>128407524
damnit i thought it was oc idiocy
at least the names are still funny
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tfw doing so well in a pub that you earn a random pocket

:3
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do me well
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>>128407632
>tfw when in a pub and a soldier has a medic shoved up his ass
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Shit..

>>128407601
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/40c889/i_made_a_tf2_bind_for_the_entire_bee_movie_script/

They wish
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>>128407835
Niiiice.

That subtext is beautiful
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anyone beat my jump_beef record yet
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>>128408167
what was it
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>>128408213
2:24 winner gets an item
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add me
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>>128406212
its not
im not on it
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>>128407835
try this
https://a.uguu.se/vewutn_tflogo.vtf
i saved it in vtfedit

>>128408424
id?
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>>128408416
i'll try

are you gasol, as mentioned in this post >>128408424 ?
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>>128408536
yes
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i had a dream about my tf2gfu
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>>128408935
who is it
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>>128408523
Yesssss. Thank you very very much

I guess all I've got left to find out is how to switch up the background images when launching the game. Maybe the Main Menu background, too
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>>128409036
To replace the launching screen you need to have a folder set up like this, and it's just like replacing the Team Fortress 2 logo. For the tough break menu screen the file name is 'title_team_tough_break.vtf' and 'title_team_tough_break_widescreen.vtf'
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mfw i CRY
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Is there any reason to NOT use the Phlog?
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>jump map has a water section
JUST
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>>128409414
>tfw spy main
>tfw not spergy as shit
>tfw don't have any shit like this on my profile
>tfw am associated with people like this anyway
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HOLY SHIT

IM USING THE STEAM CONTROLLER


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>128409414
>tfw engi main
>tfw this guys sappin my pootis
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>>128413334
Is it hard to play with
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>>128413832
Isn't this from that one Meet the Spy video?
Boy, that takes me back.
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>>128414335
clearly they were outclassed
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Do I just need to fucking wait for drops and hope they're good ones?

Fuck. Everyone's running around with lasers and shit and I haven't played since Sniper Vs Spy.

This is bonkers. Looks fun though, If I play/trade enough to get the fun weapons.
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why has robots destroyed gotten so fucking expensive?
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>>128415284
it hasn't been re-released
fucking only counts wrench kills on engi which blows
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someone post a raffle that isn't me
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>>128410343
In order to use the phlog you have to play pyro.

So there's no reason to use phlog.
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is there normal universal killstreak kits?
i want to use one with the crossing guard
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>>128416309
Im pretty sure there was, by now most of them were probably applied already
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27687943#latest
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Daily reminder that shit you say 2+ years back WILL follow you

I blasted the shit out of a bunch of other youtubers and now I'm still dealing with people digging up insults I don't even remember saying

I don't think muselk remembers it but raja and some others did so it was embarrassing as fuck when I eventually met them again
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>>128417325
who cares about a youtuber's opinion
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>>128417325
le stop pretending to matter to a bunch of youtubes memers
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>>128417325
Are you a le tf2tuber (lenny)
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>>128415234
You will never be happy.
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whats the point of getting buffed at round start as scout if your buff is gone by the time you get to mid
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>>128417325
what do you care? if someone can't accept that we were all spergs once upon a time then their opinion shouldn't mean much to you
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>>128419501
Crit heals, medic builds uber faster off of it
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>>128419717
you are not understanding my post correctly

there are 3 other players to heal at round start
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>>128419501
you get buffed near the middle of the rollout, really depends on the map

you should have around 140-160

every bit of health counts in tf2, it's a game about positioning and health advantage
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>>128420164
Because you're going to run out of a Medic's reach so he can bring you up for your crit heals and THEN heal the other 3 players as they run out.
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>>128420316
>>128420316
process you are at like 130 and sometimes as low as 125 depending on your spawn

>>128420353
what
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>>128420748
I wait a second for a buff on process, giving me around 155 or so depending on spawn. It doesn't really matter, since you shouldn't be taking heavy damage
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>>128421691
le phlog is overpowered may may
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>>128421691
Add me for ERP :3
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>>128421691
BOOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!!!!!
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>>128421691
spit in my mouth
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>>128421691
Add Reference Here
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>>128421691
The right way to play pyro
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>>128421691
Thanks b4nny
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>>128422246
Winrar
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>>128422404
But really Phlog is fine
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>>128422404
Stop calling Phlog OP you retarded
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>>128406212
>eronna
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>>128422404
im a better pyro than him tho :^)
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Can now place buy orders on items that aren't commodities in SCM. Automated quickbuying is now a thing.
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>>128422404
i love b4nny's thick cock inside me
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>>128422404
reddit taught me everything i knew!
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>>128406212
LITERALLY
WHOOOOOO
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>>128422645
my tf2gfu
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>>128422404
don't be embarrassed about getting outplayed by a pro
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>>128421691
>>128422246
>>128422404
>>128424351
Thanks for making this happen.
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>>128424658
I'm a bit out of touch
what's that item bottom right? does that festivize weapons?
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>>128424748
A Gun Mettle/Tough Break festivizer. Festivizes any skinned weapon.
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26120755
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do you guys ever wonder what this game would've been like if it had decent hit registration

trickstabs would've never become a thing
demoknights wouldn't be half as obnoxious
200+ ping sniper wouldn't be a viable strat
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>>128427682
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>>128427682
1. yes they would
2. they never were if you could aim ("bad hitboxes" aren't an excuse)
3. it isn't right now, but if you're complaining about getting shot around a corner, that would still happen even with perfect hitboxes idiot
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My Knifestorm Whoopee Cap for his Bubling HWNN + 20 keys

Yes or no?
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>>128429860
do you like the bubbling effect? do you wear the hat with no name more then the whoopee cap? if yes to both then yes do the trade. if no to either then you may want to reconsider
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>>128429860
You'd be losing ~20k and bubbling is a pain to sell, keep the cap
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help me escape \tf2g\
>no good custom servers anymore
>servers that do still exist are filled with annoying kiddies and their le epic binds
>feel bad for stomping on new players in valve servers
>too shit for comp
despite all this, i still come back to the game even when im not enjoying it
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>>128431585
>implying there were good custom servers

nostalgia goggles.

>servers that do still exist are filled with annoying kiddies and their le epic binds

have always existed, you just like the lingo of the old internet more. nostalgia goggles

>feel bad for stomping
>too shit for comp

guess who isn't stomping? You can be a terrible player and play competitive.
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;_;
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>>128431974
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>>128431974
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So since trading by being a predatory fish is dead, what's the new way to obtain FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE shit in TF2?
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>>128431974
>le cancer furfag

an exquisite meme

i will fish for (you)'s as well, just like u
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>playing pyro on Vanguard
>spy tries to stairstab me
>take one step back and fry him
>tell him its not acceptable to try and trick stab me
>he then spends the entire game trying to kill me
>trickstabs, Amby, dead ringer
>all the pub shitter "I learned how to play from youtube" tricks
>match nearly over
>would have dominated him three times over if you could layer dominations
>we lose
>see him running towards me
>he finally gets the crit butterknife on me during humiliation time
>Spy: "Cant trickstab you? Bigheaded pyro. Think before you speak next time"
>He instantly disconnects

I hope he felt good about himself.
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>>128432525
here's your reply
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>>128432397
Pretend to be a girl
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>>128432397
become some random idiot's tf2fu
as well as this >>128432785
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How do I get gud with spy? I try playing and he just makes me so fucking angry
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>>128433421
E-Z spy for dumb funks:

Equip L'etranger + Stock all
Look at where your team is
Guess where the enemy team is
Cloak then disguise (in that order) before the enemy can see you
Dodge people/spam, you don't have to take dumb routes as long as you figure out how people are aiming
Use the infinite cloak from letranger + ammo pickups to wait until your team starts fighting
Decloak and stab people when they are distracted by the enemy team
Run behind your team away from the enemy
Repeat
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>>128433421
1. press ,
2. press any number 1 through 8
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Kill yourself if you say running instead of using or playing.

>I'm running soldier
>I'm running kritzkrieg

FUCK YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCKER
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>>128434439
I'm running a train on you.
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>>128434439
did a scout kill you one too many times
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>>128433421
Just use the Dead Ringer so you can always pussy out at a moments notice. If that's not enough, put the Spycicle on too, to help you pussy out even more. Also, buy stranges and unusuals so that everyone knows how good you are at spy.
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Speaking of Spy, how do spy mains feel about the new 10 seconds of seeing team mates after respawn thing?
It seems like it could be pretty fucked if someone spawning can call you cloaking/decloaking/disguising while you're nowhere near them
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the omphud scoreboard broke. would someone be so kind and post their scoreboard.res if it still works?
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>>128434439
SHAME ON A NIGGA THAT TRIES TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA
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>>128407632
Are you that Blastoise faggot
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>>128434439
I popped crits on a solly
Oh <lenny face> he was a shpoo
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>>128407632
>Get a random pocket
>Get overconfident
>Get ubered
>Kill nothing
>Medic dies
>I die
>Medic switches to sniper
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>>128436771
>play without viewmodels and sound
>get pocketed
>dont notice the kritz until last second
>medic quits the server

oh
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WHY IS EDITING SO ANNOYING ITS 3AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>Mode -h Xenosbid by sjiscat
JUSTICE
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I dont like him either but posting on the thread won't do anything but potentially start shit up
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sorry :r
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It's ok, we all get carried away :B
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>>128439514
god bless junk
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ayy rofl
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>>128440375
if only he had been here yesterday :r
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where is my CONTRACT
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>>128440771
I dunno bud, I just finished my twelfth.
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>>128440771
I got my 11th this morning. Try to go and play a bit, maybe it'll show up.
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do people even play this game anymore or is it just all hat trading

do people play custom maps anymore or has CSGO esports syndrome taken over
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So niggers, I've been tempted to get the tough break thingy thing

Is it worth it? Do the items have any market value?
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>>128441326
Items lost all their market value a long time ago

>>128441321
People play
About 70% or so on valve pubs
The other 30% is equally divided amonst smaller numbers of more densely packed community servers, trade/DuMb servers, and Comp-only players
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Successfully performed the rollout from jump oats on process. I feel like a beast and beat all the scouts to mid. Guess all those unlimited hours on jump servers werent for nothing.
Ive only finished 2 jump maps before. Hows the rollout training going for you guys.
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>>128441326
If you're lucky enough to get a lot of Pyroland cases you'll theoretically be able to get your money back.
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>>128441539
>unlimited
>2 maps
granted i also have a very high number of hours for a low clear count but really?
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>>128441493
so basically it's not worth getting back into as either a semi-casual player or mapper
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Post snipers
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>>128441647
Because most maps become bullshit as you continue through them involving ridiculously complex prolonged jumps. A course isnt a problem but when you have to quad sync into a catch pogo descent its a little beyond me.
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>>128432542
I love people like this.
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>>128442109
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>>128442109
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>>128442109
I wish the cape was all class.
And not totally gross.

At least its got a team colored style now.
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>>128442109
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>>128436334
the SOAD cover is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV7unXHZagM
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>>128442748
this is embarassing lmao
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I think it's funny how being a mercenary is considered a regular day job in tf2
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>>128439514
oh i can enjoy the irc again
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That feeling when you pop a flame resist as a crits phlog comes around the corner and can't do any damage to you or your healing target.
I'm not sure there are many better feelings.
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>>128442748
I gotta agree with >>128442836
this is pretty embarrassing. I would delete your post.
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Where the raffus at?
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right here
>>
ded game
ded general
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i love my tf2gfu
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>>128444621
>I'm pubstomping a f2p
>better blog about it on 4chan

kill yourself nigger
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>>128447490
>using the vac as intended is pubstomping
>not being happy you can survive a crit boosted ambush
Lot of projection there buddy.
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>>128447680
>bragging about killing the easiest class in the game played by literal 12 year olds who have never touched an fps before

how about you join a pug and play against people who aren't retarded?

Bragging about doing well in a pub is autistic enough, but having to brag about it on 4chan is truly pathetic
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>>128448002
Chill bro, damn, you're so angry about nothing.
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>>128447680
>I killed a pyro without an airblast
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No wonder you guys are dead. Anger management problems and no raffus.
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>>128448241
>medic.
>doing damage.
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>>128448327
>CSGO and dota 2 have the angriest most petulant children screaming and raging
>they regularly get hundreds of thousands of players a day, almost a million sometimes
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>>128448425
Well I didn't say the game is dead
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>>128448370
>medic
>not doing damage

Git gud
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>>128448760
Dude medic is only for healing and if you do any damage you dumb, there is no reason for the medic to ever attack the enemy.
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>>128448370
>he doesnt get epic bowshots
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>>128448949
>medic having a bow.
I think you mean sniper.
Jesus do you even play the game?
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fucking pubbies know nothing oh my god
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>>128448902
>not using crossbow and ubersaw
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>>128449210
>crossbow
Jesus that peice of shit, the overdose is much better than it. who doesn't love faster movement speed?
Pair it with the vita saw so that when you die you have uber that much faster. I mean as a medic you can't do any real damage so every class will just wipe the floor with you.
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>>128449510
>vita saw
Crutch. Stop dying.

>crossbow
>not doing damage
Please stop
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>>128448241
No matter how I look at the Warden I always see the Once-ler
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>>128449669
Bro don't you know the crossbow is terrible I mean look at this video, it totally proves my point about the crossbow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTKRppO533o
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Give me your honest opinion
Cast aside your dumb optimism and bitter cynicism and give me what you truly think

Will tf2 ever get on the popularity level of CSGO, LOL, etc?
Will it even get a fraction of that, or does it really just depend on Valve?
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>>128450007
maybe
yes and yes
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does shuckle hate muslims
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>>128450007
It wont. Its come to far to try and push for serious competitive play. They've waited too long. Plus its probably too complex for most to really get into it.
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>>128449076
>trying this hard
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>>128450007
No, comp requires teamwork and most people want to be the lone wolf on their own.
It's dota only like 3/4 people on each team? It will be much more difficult to get 6/9 players working together with a bunch of random people. I mean look at pubs, it's super unorganized and chaotic.
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>>128450007
csgo and league carry a certain appeal that tf2 doesnt have, people who are looking for a game to play generally lean toawrds "mature" looking games like csgo with its realistic guns and shit and league and dota with their sci-fi/fantasy looks. the average 17 year old looking for a game to play on the weekend will look at tf2 and see it as too childish for their young adult tastes. MOBAs in general and csgo also have the star power that comes from already established competitive leagues, while tf2 has comp most players cant name the top ten players in tf2 comp, while many csgo and MOBA players can name the top players in their game. tf2 could have been popular at the levels of csgo and league if comp came out around the time it went f2p and hoards of players were pouring in, but at this point its too late, many people who were interested in a competitive game have moved on to MOBAs and csgo, and have become attached enough to those games that comp matchmaking wouldnt be enough to draw them back. 90% of new tf2 plays start playing because they found those goofy meet the team videos on youtube, not because they are looking for a competitive experience. tf2 doesnt draw in players looking for a "hardcore gaming expirience" mostly because the market for that is already saturated with copycat mobas and cs ripoffs, witth most players just playing csgo and league/dota, tf2 has already been established as a "silly hat collecting game" not a "competitive game" for the "hardcore gamer" and chances are its gonna stay that way
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>>128450665
im glad highlander isnt gonna be supported ever ever
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>>128450898
I'm pretty sure I heard that it's going to be 6s and highlander for comp matchmaking, or did I hear wrong?
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>>128450007
Nah, they marketed the game as a silly casual fun game for baddies for way too long. It took them 8 years to even consider adding features for competitive players.

They missed the train by several years. Now it's too little too late. Maybe they could have made the game popular in other circles than the 12 year old f2p crowd if they would have supported the competitive scene with price pools and official tournaments in 2008 or 2009. They could have given comp features to people who bought the premium version of the game instead of more hats and backpack features.

Instead they decided to add medieval mode, mvm, vr support and endless streams of broken unbalanced weapons.
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>>128451068
So far the only people who have gotten in to MM beta are Invite 6s players and their friends and Valve hasn't said anything to them about 9v9
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>>128451068
b4nny told hlers not to hold their breath since the mm servers are so unreliable they couldn't even do 6v6 without crashing.
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*cries*
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>>128451332
They've added and forgotten about a lot more than that.
>Decals
>Coaching
>Retiring hats
>Territorial Control
>Medieval Mode
>Special Delivery
>Arena
>Mann vs Machine
>Cactus Canyon
>Training Mode/Bots
>Collectors Items/Chemistry Sets
>Strangifiers
>Austraiums
>Replays
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>>128450883
Who are the top 10 tf2 players?
I only know b4nny and sheep
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Is the 12th contract out?
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>>128452269
I just did 13, so yeah.
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I use the sydney sleeper

am I gay
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>>128452269
Welp, 2 of mine are late then
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>>128452387
I use the Sports Shine with green goggles and the fingerless gloves, and I'm only bi. I think you're good.
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>>128452387
i like the sydney sleeper because you don't have to name and you can give it a fun name like "loli piss cannon" and taunt after every kill
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>>128452676
DON'T HAVE TO AIM I AM SORRY
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>>128441539
>jump academy
>cant beat pogo 1
>cant beat sync 2
Both these jumps are so unnecessary.
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>>128452109
>Arena

rest in piece sweet prince
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>>128452956
>>jump academy
Jump academy is the worst baddie trap in the history of video games. A single horribly designed map spread over myriads of laggy servers with "teachers" who could barely finish jump_rush in two hours. Actually good jumpers avoid it like the plague so you end up with a giant echo chamber of bad players teaching other bad players how to jump badly.
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How has Valve not fixed the Virginia servers yet, this is a fucking joke
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>>128453594
They probably don't know it's a problem
Seriously, who actually reports things? The entire playerbase just posts complaints on their fagorite community and blames valve for not doing anything
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>>128453594
I hope it's the next thing I can add to this >>128452109 list.
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im suck
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i (you) my tf2gfu's d*ck every night
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o///o
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tf2r.com/kf295gy.html
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What are some actually good hitsounds? I'd prefer something soft and short. Most i've found were dumb voice clips.
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>>128454741
Quake hitsound a best
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im soft and short
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>>128454741
Memes aside, Undertale's hit sound works nicely.
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>>128454741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN6P_jJ9Dfg
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>>128454741
I use "l4d reward" on tf2 dingaling
I want to use something different though since it doesn't pitch down very well
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>>128455146
>funny
>that even being remotely funny
Was this made by a 10 year old?
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>>128454961
>>128455092
>>128455246
Thanks, I'll consider them.

>>128455146
Exactly what I didn't want, thank you.
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>>128454741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORdqC99Gh3
if you are a weeb
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Ay judge me senpaitachi and famettes
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>>128456257
level 3 autism
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>>128456257
One day you will stand in front of the gates of heaven and this will be presented as the reason why you can't enter and be reunited with your friends and family.
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>>128456257
That chin is the worst.
Chef medic is neat.
Heavy is gay.
Scout is not offensive.
Pyro is cute.
Soldier not bad.
Spy is odd. Also not a fan of that coat.
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>>128456257
most of these seem like "I had 3 hats for this class"

while not particularly gaudy or gross, none of them look all that good
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>>128457210
out of all those I thought the pyro was the most autistic one so that tells me a lot
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>>128457210
Maybe their goal was to make heavy look homosexual?

Kinda makes me think about "The Village People"
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my hitsound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HVF1CO93yq
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>>128456257
Soldier's alright.
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>>128457384
Is there a way to make a pyro loadout that doesn't look autistic? Also, it reminds me of that astronaut ghost from that one episode of the Venture Bros.
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my hitsound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fTNJ8igxSK
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>>128457925
well I was going for astronaut ghost so good
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>>128457979
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!!!

>>128458150
is he ok
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Post youre fun loadouts :^)
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>>128455557
>can't tell the video isn't serious
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>>128458510
do you hate muslims
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>>128458623
I dunno man there have been people I thought werent serious but turned out to be serious I have to question everything now with a grain of a salt
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im serious about you
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i wonder if my tf2gfu is serious about me
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what the fuck is this
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it looks like a comic of some sort
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>>128458856
no my friend i am an advocate of sharia law
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>>128459852
She got a new microphone, and the two of them are probably gonna go lez out over it.
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>>128459852
>I think salt and vinegar potato chips are the best
Someone with good choice of chips?
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low quality comic by someone with basic knowledge of digital art and comic structure
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>>128459852
yakui is a desperate degenerate that will take any shot at any sort of relationship
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>>128460014
can you livestream your suicide
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>>128460051
>Someone with good choice of chips?
Where did you get that idea?
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>>128458514
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>>128460246
no my friend my duty is just part of the IIDF

convert to islam btw it's cool
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>>128454741
scout saying "boink"
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>>128460574
>not naming the objector beam because it's a pole
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>>128458514
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>>128462082
Squigly is honestly the best skullgirls character
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>>128462353
I like umbrella girl because she reminds me of myself :|
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>>128462353
I disagree, but respect your opinion.
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>>128462353
defiantly top tier
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>>128459852
Yakuii has a webcomic now? What happened to the inflation porn career?
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>>128462353
Fight me
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>backburner + detonator contract
>advanced points are for minicrit and crit kills
>use phlog and scorch shot

lmao
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>>128459852
Is this thing worth reading in any regard? It's got a lot of pages.
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>>128462787
I thought I was the only one.
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>mfw I airshot someone so hard they get autoballanced
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>go to trade for a bmoc on outpost
>log in
>oh you need to use the code on the dumbass app we've been forcing down everyone's throat
>open dumbass app
>asks me to log in
>type shit in
>oh you need to use the code on the dumbass app we've been forcing down everyone's throat
>to get to the codes i have to log in
>but in order to log in i need the codes
>valve not realizing this obvious loophole
>literally have to deactivate and reactivate my mobile authenticator shit to get to the code
>steam still holds my trade for 72 (seventy-two) hours
fucking amazing simply amazing just epic very nice and very good job by valve software incorporated very good display by valve here with their impeccable software design skills

fuck valve and everything they stand for
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>Bound R to a showderp meme
>Spam it every time I get a kill
>Now players cycle out too fast for me to earn dominations
>Can't pubstomp anymore
I deserved it.
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>>128466329
u mad /b/ro
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>>128466337
You failed before you even started.
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>>128405258
going spectator while on a friendly engies tele as you begin to tp, breaks the entrance.

fucking dumb
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>>128466730
i think u mean EPIC
i am reporting this to SiN!!
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>>128466730
Why would you go to spec when on a tele?
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>>128467025
to break the entrance
he just explained this
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page eight
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>>128468702
dead game
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>>128468962
deawd thread
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>>128469153
do you support the nazis
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>>128469249
no
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>>128469396
why not
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>>128469249
Anon I have bad news for you.
The nazis lost
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>>128469884
their spirit lives on
in fact
there's probably going to be a large movement in europe with what's going on
i hope aida supports them
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Reminder that Hitler could have won if he didn't start a 2-fronted war and let Japan bomb the most economically stable country in the world at the time like a RETARD.
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>>128468702
Who's your favorite artist of the Waifu Wyvern?
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i hate muslims :x
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>>128470106
>i hope aida supports them

The cruise ship company? What do you need cruise ships for?
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>>128470916
you know exactly who im talking about
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post things
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>>128471557
>The best 3 classes in the game
VS
>One good class
>One okay class
>One class only played by delusional shitters
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>>128470148
AIDA, the Association Internationale pour le Développement de l'Apnée?

The official organizing body for the sport of freediving?
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>>128471843
What does my post have to do with AIDA, France, French, the French, or freediving?
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>>128471557
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>>128472256
It was meant for >>128471186

Also the americans forced the germans into it, they didn't actually want to deal with the americans until russia was crushed.
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>>128471557
choose your character
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>>128471557
>swag or Fedora "class"
I choose death
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>>128472457
>Throw in three more delusional classes because why not
Your team-making abilities need work. If you put all the good players on one team then it's not a competition.
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>>128472375
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>>128472626
WASSSSSS GUUUDDDDD NIGGGGGAAAAAAA?
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>>128472793
Fantastic.
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>>128472602
eronna
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>>128471557
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>>128472809
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGGGGAAAAAAA?!
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i need to pee but someone is hogging the bathroom >.<
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>>128471557
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>>128471557
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>Sitting outside the enemy spawn spraying minigun bullets into it whenever someone opens it, sometimes getting random crits and instantly wiping out everyone

I assure you the other team was having just as much fun as I was.
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>>128474108
>this ever happening
I assure you the enemy team would have switched teams to get you kicked
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>>128474470
>They would have switched teams

Implying my team had the slot open.
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Does anyone want to buy my TF2g crafts? I don't like the hats.
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>>128474719
raffu
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>>128474108
This is what the Phlog was built for.
>door opens
>spray fire and fill meter instantly
>door closes
>pop crits and health
>door opens
>repeat
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>>128474971
But this way I get to NOT play pyro and have an obnoxious neon-blue gun with christmas lights on it.
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>>128474768
no i'm poor compared to most people here I need the refined metal from selling them
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>>128475368
That's what a jew would say
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I need the refined metal so that I can craft more hats.
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<sops> don't you think its racist that demomen are chained to medics because they can't survive without the german healing just like black slaves were chained (the medic is german by the way)
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who cares what i think
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no one
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>>128473372
>crediting scout mains
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>>128469663
cause the war is over..?

>>128470412
any one who draws Auroth, thats fosho
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>>128475697
I am not jewish.
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>>128474971
is that onlyafro
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If your tf2 backpack isn't worth at least 200 bucks then you might as well kill yourself
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Unreal
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>>128475940
Does Nahyon count? German /d2g/ poster and apparently page 1 of Google images now.
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>>128476051
I'm not denying anything though :V
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>>128476143
oh, of course
shame he aint drew much Auroth lately :s
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>>128476123
I know so unreal. I mean B4nny getting Dominated? Pfft so fake
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lol there are people that still unbox tf2 crates/cases

its so much easier to get profit in csgo
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>>128476123
b4nny not trying his hardest and actually having fun in a pub
now ive seen EVERYTHING
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>>128476123
I'd imagine stomping gets boring after a while.
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>>128476375
As if enough people haven't switched over to csgo trading yet ;_;
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>>128476123
holy shit can b4nny seriously not afford a decent computer? id figure he would be making at least something from twitch and youtube
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>>128476608
what do you mean? he's using ugly graphics because he wants consistent frame rate
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>>128476608
what if b4nny has terminal cancer and that's where all his sub money goes to......
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>>128476375
>Profit in CS:GO
>With the economy in freefall
Ok

>>128476608
TF2 is not a career. Geel is B4nny's primary sponsor instead of a real company. This should tell you exactly how much money he's making.
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>>128476608
hes god a god comp dude
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Trade bots are what killed tf2s economy.
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*cries*
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>>128476773
>>With the economy in freefall
What happened
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>>128475580
hey sops do you like aida
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>>128476996
Valuable items getting duped en masse by a Valve employee. Hundreds of FN Dragon Lores were added to the circulation.
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I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR SEVERAL HOURS YESTERDAY AND TODAY AND I STILL DO NOT HAVE THIS SHITTY CONTRACT
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>>128476889
Do trade bots still work with the new mobile authentication?
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>>128476773
>TF2 is not a career.
To b4nny it is. He quit his job for it.
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>>128477102
That used to happen all the time in TF2, why should CSGO's economy burst in flames?

>>128477110
It's random.
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>>128477110
you dont have to play to get contracts lol idiot
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>>128477209
Do you know what his previous job was? For all we know it could have been minimum wage, and I seriously doubt he was making some real dough if his TF2 career was more appealing.
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stay safe /tf2g/
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i cant wait for matchmaking and the skins collection it will bring
finally you will be rewarded with skins for skill and not doing a piss easy contract in half a minute
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>>128477115
Yes they do. If anything, mobile authentication makes bots even more convenient by comparison.
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>>128477261
Not to this scale.

It's would be as if 100 Burning TCs were added into the circulation.
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>>128477558
I bet you $1000 it will be random drops (just like CS:GO, and Dota...) because if it was based on victories Reddit would go "wah wah I can't get my $0.10 skine because I'm shit- I mean, I'm unlucky and get bad matchups".
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>>128477083
:?
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aida come to the irc
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>keys were once 2.33
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So heres a little oddity for ya.

This guy used nothing but the Classic this entire game. I dont know how he does it but he is an amazing Classic sniper. He ended up topping everyone
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>>128477994
>inflation is a thing
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>playing engineer
>pyro fag thinks he has easy kill
>does his combo shit
>I'm midair and I drop him with shotgun

>scout thinks he has easy kill
>jumping around like a fag
>drop him with shotgun

>enemy heavy distracted by my team
>run up behind and put 5 Shotgun shots in him and get the kill

Is there a better weapon
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>>128478021
Just keep calling map extend votes and eventually even the biggest shitter can be on the top of the overall scoreboard. Overall score means nothing.

Did you copy this post from Reddit or something?
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>>128478192
scattergun
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>>128478192
Shotgun Fortress 2
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opinions on pretty boy pocket pistol?
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>>128478210
Im not joking. We just won another game
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>>128478192
Scattergun is objectively better and is put on the class that can best use it.
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>>128478542
i like stock and winger more
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Should I do it, boys?

HWNN is DBD, Baret is sunbeams and cone is peace sign
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>>128478192
The widowmaker is pretty good if you can aim it.
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>>128478192
as much as i like shotgun i think that hitting 12 pistol shots in a row is much more satisfying
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>>128478746
yes, good hats with good effects in trade for shit hat with shit effect
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>>128478192
>getting 5 shots in on a heavy
That's a pretty shit heavy
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>>128478746
Yeh, but keep in mind that the price of HWNN is unstable now
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>>128478192
the rocket gun is very good as you can do high single target damage with directs as well as solid aoe damage by shooting the ground, it also adds disgusting mobility to a slow tanky class. shotguns/scattergun are close seconds imo
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>>128478746
I would
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>Matchmaking comes out
>huge influx of players
>competitive scene grows massively
>GRU now take away 6 health each second
>pyro's stock flamethrower has a tighter cone but double the range
>roamer soldier uses his concheror to speed the team up
>heavy and pyro move in with their speed up melee items
>medic running the quickfix
>we all go for last while our spy saps the engi's sentry
>our demo charges in as a demoknight
>mfw this is 100 times better than 2 scout/2 soldier/demo/medic for 6 years straight
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hitting grenades takes more skill than hitting rockets
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hit me
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>>128477083
>>128477843
Aida was nice to me i think I'm cool with Aida.
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aida come to the irc :r
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*gives u a smack*
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>>128479375
No compfag will ever give up their precious gunboats
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*fucking cums*
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>>128476608
hes got a good pc he likes the graphics this way because he used them for years
>>128476419
it was in a PUG not a pub
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>>128479375
>>GRU now take away 6 health each second

funny, that item used to drain health
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>>128479654
is there anything more
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>>128479837
Yes. And it was way better that way, as was the natascha that spun up just as fast as the minigun.

But scout mains were shitting their pants because heavies were actually mobile now. The competitive community is indirectly responsible for the terrible state competitive tf2 is in now. They've fought valve on everything
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eviction notice > GRU
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>>128478549
post his k/d
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*Unimpressed and displeased with my failure of a son who's now a tranny, lives off of my own hard work and does nothing but spend all of his time on that weird japanese cartoon website*

*Pulls out 357 revolver with two bullets: one for me, but one for him first*
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>>128480039
oh man a weapon that one shot from stops you dead in your tracks is so fun
ESPECIALLY for classes like solider demo and medic which already move slower than scouts
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>>128480201
How am I meant to do that?
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>>128480260
maybe you should switch to another class or use the sandman you nigger
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What if the quickie launcher had faster projectile speed

>>128480375
tf_scoreboard_mouse_mode 2

Press tab and then click, click again on the guy's name.
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>>128480751
The server ended and he left
Sorry
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>>128480751
stock is still better
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>>128480952
>GL has a clip size of 6
>Sticky has a clip size of 4

will this help demo
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>>128481085
ummmmm no
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>>128481085
what
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>>128481085
if by help you mean make very weak then yes it will help a lot
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>>128480408
why would you switch away from medic
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>tfw getting blood tested for Lymphoma
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i still don't know if i should watch mean girls
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>>128481880
its not my fault ive got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
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im a mean girl
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>>128480408
>Use the sandman

When will this obnoxious thing be removed?
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>>128481832
sorry to hear that :(
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>>128481880
What's stopping you? It's a top tier film.
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>>128482003
maybe you could use it to stun the OP heavy which you're so petrified of.
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homewrecker should've been for demoman, not pyro
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gee thanks 26dollar
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>>128482665
homewreck on demo would be what the volcano fragment on pyro is
completley redundant
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>>128482589
Is it that hard to understand that ANYTHING that significantly hampers movement doesn't belong in the game?

Sandman, original Natasha, airblast, all of it. That's why Natasha and airblast were reworked to be less obnoxious.
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>>128482825
i friended him on reddit but i dont know if it does anything
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>>128482825
nice namedrop, transvestite
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>>128483075
>anything that hampers movement

you mean like projectiles?
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tfw aida will never invite me to a group
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>>128483191
did human move on from posting about 26dollar and now he posts about aida all the time?
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how can i get my tf2gfu to notice me
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hey guys top level competitive tf2 player her eto answer all YOUR questions!
most of my experience is in 6v6 but i feel like i have enough general game knowledge to answer most highlander questions also!
please dont troll me!!
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>>128479375
That's your dream

Here's reality:

>Get matched with 5 Spy mains
>Nobody plays Medic
>Lose
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fish is my tf2gfu even though she is a bully
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<tsimelprup> Dotsy
<zed-> http://a.pomf.cat/xffirz.jpg my waifu
<tsimelprup> is it weird to like older girls
<Dotsy> yes hello thats me

is dotsy really an older girl
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>>128483695
shut the fuck up
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>>128482589
>Game-breaking mechanic
>"It's not broken! Just use this equally broken mechanic to counter it!"

Why does every competitive community have these shitters?
I thought I was free from Karenfags.
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>>128483782
who is zed's tf2gfu
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>>128483849
my worst nightmare coming true
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who is my tf2gfu's tf2gfu
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>>128484720
i think aida likes sops but thats just me
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>>128483695
Is full time Kritzkrieg a good idea?
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>>128484720
u
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<Dotsy> it wasnt like a real fight
<Dotsy> it was just some mexican kid talking shit
<Dotsy> he tried to hit me but i just grabbed his arm and hit him in the face

Is Dotsy mean?
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>>128485243
yes. it's part of his autism.
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>>128485153
why
im boring

>>128485243
she is a mean girl
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>>128485071
it can. it depends a lot on the team trying to use it.
its a pretty big change of playstyle because it involves breaking the "move forward on charge advantage" mentality a lot of teams play with
but if a team can play adequately fast and use the kritz to get picks while managing to either kill the other teams medic or appropriately neuter their advantage ubers, then it could be very viable
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>>128485303
im not autistic idk why you keep trying to force this lol

>>128485320
im not mean and im not a girl
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>>128485660
do you think aida and sops are getting it on
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>>128485660
what an autistic response
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>>128485503
so in conclusion, full time kritz is something that is probably viable either at the very highest level of competition or in lobbies, making it a pretty interesting mechanic
at around a mid open or im level, i find that teams focus a LOT more on slowing the game down for control and basing most of their pushes off of uber advantage instead of player advantage. these are the situations where kritz is the weakest
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>>128483949
>tf2g
>competitive community

lol
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>>128485790
dot see
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>>128485790
no idea, i dont care though because thats not any of my business
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>>128486348
hey have you ever thought about playing in e$ea open
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>>128486348
can you get him here to answer at least
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i dont feel good
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>>128486416
not really why

>>128486451
why don't you ask them instead of asking me? :o
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looking for a tf2g craft lt.bites the dust, does it exist?
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>>128486521
I crafted one and raffled it away a few months ago. I'll see if I an find it for you. Not sure if you'd like who crafted it, though.
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>>128486515
just curious, you're decent at scout
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>>128486662
thanks im okay im not that good

just wondering who is complimenting me, who are ya? :o
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>>128486649
who are you? and do you remember who won it?
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>>128486809
Found it.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vinkill/inventory/#440_2_3993238982

I'm nobody significant.
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>>128486515
im scared
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>>128483178
What is surfing and airstrafing?
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what am i
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how do i get myself a circle jerk so i can get good at this game
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>>128479375
Alright, I know you were just baiting for replies, but I have nothing better to do than to respond.

>GRU now takes away 6 health each second
On top of the current penalty, or instead of? Either way it's nearly meaningless since the doctor man AND the sandvich exist.
>Pyro's flamethrower now has a tighter cone but double the range
One particle is 60 damage without afterburn negation. The "tighter cone" is almost meaningless when the weapon is literally, fundamentally designed to be used by retards who can't aim for shit.
>Roamer Soldier uses his Conch
...and loses the flank because he can't jump for shit anymore and the regen takes years to regenerate a notable amount of health. The only reason it works in pubs is because time isn't of the essence.
>Medic running the Quick-Fix
Gullywash.webm QF can't push for shit against regular burst damage, but the healing ability allows it to halt games because spam stops working entirely.
>Spy getting to an Engineer's sentry
If this is the "diverse meta" you were dreaming of, there's a Pyro up his ass preventing that from happening.
>Demo charges in as demoknight
How are you going to push against the rest of their team? Even if they're retarded and didn't cockblock your Spy, your team is literally Soldier, Pyro, Demoknight, Heavy, Medic, and Spy. A single Scout could effortlessly take out three of those (Pyro, Demo, and Medic). Even if the Heavy is using launch Natascha as you imply in your later posts, all it takes is another Heavy running stock to shred him and then the Scout moves in for the kill.

You got the floor wiped with yourself kid.
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>>128487970
you know when youre in a pug or scrimming and it finishes and you leave mumble
dont leave mumble
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>>128488057
I agree with you QF is shit against players who actually play as a team but it works in most pubs because people think they are one of those lone pub stars who can carry the game. The rest is mostly opinion I guess

btw not op just some random anon
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>>128489368
I agree with you actually. Quick-Fix is much more difficult to deal with in an uncoordinated situation because single-person bursting usually requires a notable amount of setup.

I omitted the 5-Spies scenario that was mentioned earlier though, which is probably the most likely scenario for both teams in an uncoordinated environment (even if Valve adds class limits, subtract 3 Spies, add 2 Snipers and someone who's complaining about not getting to play either).
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>>128488203
What if everyone else leaves mumble?
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>>128490019
try again later!
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>>128490042
lol
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>>128490083
What if I have terminal cancer that was my only chance?
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>>128490182
hug your mom and tell her you love her!
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i want to hug my tf2gfu
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i want to KILL your tf2gfu
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>>128488057
>On top of the current penalty, or instead of? Either way it's nearly meaningless since the doctor man AND the sandvich exist.

GRU was banned because the 6s community literally did not like having heavies in their game besides defending last. Just have the 6 health reduction and let it be that, so that heavy can build uber

>One particle is 60 damage without afterburn negation. The "tighter cone" is almost meaningless when the weapon is literally, fundamentally designed to be used by retards who can't aim for shit.

There are many ways of putting fire out or out-healing it. The gun should be harder to use so people have to actually aim their particles, but reach farther so pyro is actually usable outside of highlander

>...and loses the flank because he can't jump for shit anymore and the regen takes years to regenerate a notable amount of health. The only reason it works in pubs is because time isn't of the essence.

Sorry you should have another choice besides flying across half the map and still have health to boot? Having a flank that puts pressure instead of bombs would add variety

>Gullywash.webm QF can't push for shit against regular burst damage, but the healing ability allows it to halt games because spam stops working entirely.

that's why the 6s community was screaming for it to be nerfed, which it was. In the gun mettle patch it was stronger than the uber

>If this is the "diverse meta" you were dreaming of, there's a Pyro up his ass preventing that from happening.

Yes but a sniper shoots the pyro, a soldier spams out the sniper, so on and so on. Teamwork.jpg

>How are you going to push against the rest of their team?

Use a grenade launcher to spam, charge in and go for a pick?
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>>128490508
stop posting
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i want to HUG you, anon
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>>128490593
i want to KILL you
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>>128490646
stop
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>>128490736
pootis
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>>128490508
why
:r

>>128490593
you are not me
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>>128491212
who said i was you retard
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>>128491257
you replied to the post replying to me
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>play dustbowl for once in a while again
>the team that with more demos and soldiers that shoot aoe into an entrance for 30 minutes wins

This map is so terrible and I am still getting mad over the "lol we outplayed you so hard" chat afterwards
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>>128491458
>playing bad maps

don't
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>>128491417
and?
anyone can reply to whatever they want
assuming im pretending to be you is pretty damn narcissistic
fuck half left
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>>128491458
i kept myself up last night thinking about having to plwy 2fort in matchmaking
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i kill anonymous, freackin pooter gooters
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>>128491667
shut up
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>>128491807
ok dude whatever (youre a fag)
>>128491728
hate you retard
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>tfw stacked lobbies
Every fucking time. I hate it.
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