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>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
>Fan created skins, missions, locations etc...
>All the Air RB/SB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
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>Teamspeak Address you can use:
Old thread: >>128253309
>you will never be in a hot, stuffy tank with girls wearing pantyhose
Turn of the century fighters when*
Hughes H-4 Hercules fucking when?
FUCK OFF WEEB
21st century fighters when*
Literally kill yourselves fucking pastaboos
Italy achieved almost nothing in WW2 without papa-germany's , except from winning against Ethiopia
That is all
>install war thunder again after a break of like 8 months
>play realistic tanks as axis
>get steamrolled 5 out of 5 games
Tried 50 T-26s vs one Tiger II as someone mentioned yesterday.
All that happens is the T-26s destroy the Tiger's gun and tracks, then it sits there being an undedable Nazibunker.
Will the Chieftain be the youngest tank once it's added?
>fence falls over in the opposite direction
>a million sparks later finally "crit" a meteor 2km behind me
>MEMEOR SUFFERS DAMAGES OF ENGINE ))))))))))))))))))))))
>he just fucks off as if absolutely nothing happened
Ok WTG I need your help. I've been playing American tanks and for a while it was fun. But now I just unlocked the last medium Sherman for tier 3.
I'm using the two shermans from Tier 3 and the M18. So my br's are two 5.0's and a 4.7. Life has been pure suffering. My shermans are routinely 1 shot and can hardly compete against Tigers and IS-1 and 2's.
Call me bad but please, can I have some advice? Am I just supposed to suffer at this tier until I start getting post war tanks? Does it get better? Am I doing something wrong?
it's war, you think you're going to get a hall pass because you vehicle is knocked out?
>The only British tank decals available are the ones you have to buy a premium tank for
>whole team stays low, the gooks goes to 5k
>a fuckng zero at 5000 meters
>we all die
>Saipan as a japanese
>whole team stays low, all the americans are high
End this meme please.
>pic not related.
I'm reading a book about a British tank commander who went through the entire war at the minute.
In North Africa and France he said it was considered bad form on both sides to shoot at bailing tank crews, once the tank is out of action the matter is settled. They would wait to get picked up by lorries or halftracks beside their tanks or make their way back to their own lines on foot, if pickup or retreat was not an option they would simply sit by the tanks and get picked up and treated by the enemy.
Of course this unwritten code went right out of the window in the closing weeks of the war.
Can you read? Are you retarded?
Have I said that you are a newfag?
I said that you are a fucking dramaqueen and the shitposting we got before helmet and the other monkeys took over was much better than this shit
>average German tanker skill
>fly Thunderbolt on alternate history Berlin
>fight P-63A and Yak-9 at 7000m altitude
>crit both, they fly back to their airfield and crash on it
>the other remaining enemy is a Russian Thunderbolt who was groundpounding the whole time
>I see him rearming on the middle runway
>Dive on him
>His repair completes as I'm shooting him
>I dive on him again
>He J's out as I'm shooting him
>As I pull up and fly away, he respawns on that same airfield
>"That was pretty cheap."
>"So was your flying to space."
I just got fucking dumpstered by a AI using HE
Shot under my tank and it killed me lmao
This is new
ikr, AI IS SOOO OP OMG
It makes the game so unplayable
If you shoot and hit someone it marks the general area with a very vague static marker point this marker point is fairly useless besides telling allies the general location of a possibly still alive enemy tank.
it's part of the spotting system and it makes sense. it's also helpful for ground attack aircraft to send intel back to his tank teammates.
i've helped win a few watches by flying recon before
Oh yeah it makes sense and definitely isn't stupid like the hovering names that came before.
What I mean by useless was an exaggeration that it doesn't pinpoint an enemy for you.
I'm so glad this is a piece of shit, thanks gaijin
I just got out-fucking-skilled
I can't sleep.
Fuck you for using me. I can't help but waste my life away ruminating on every worthless memory of you. Oh well, in time I will have forgotten about you while you continue to be a mess.
I N D I V I D U A L
N A Z I M E N
Now that I've got all of the performance upgrades for my tempest I'm realizing how shitty these shogun cannons are. I can't hit anything unless I either shoot out a net of ammo and pray and get lucky or get 2 meters away from my target before opening fire.
>winter hangar finally gone
You're Post-FX are fucking gross. Nigger faggot
my post-fx is fine you irish nerd, yours is just overly saturated and dark
That's the point
>>triahx trying ton one-up everyone
>ton one-up everyone
It's not me that has special needs. you can't even proof read your own post you dumbcunt.
Also, I know these faggots,so i'm not trying to "ton up"))))
EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO USE
>that LG being a fucking shitter with only 3 kills in his caern
>H-he made fun of my shit university! He must be on welfare!
Do you let Stacy watch while they fuck you?
Sure you didn't just take all his kills with your Balancemobile?
Both the SU-100Y and the T-34-100 rely on the enemy being 99% of the time completely unaware that you're even there, because if you get shot you're dead. Admittedly the T-34 does have that random chance of not getting annihilated by bounce a shot or two.
I think the luckiest thing about the T-34-100 is that the breach is so big that sometimes it'll absorb a round before it kills the gunner, leaving 2 crew members alive. It is one hella vulnerable tank though.
Battle of France when? French tank when? B1 when?
>Cant rely on the boogyman to slake your fears, Triahx
>Complain about boogeymen
Like fucking clockwork. I might just join JG so when the tourney comes I can fuck you like the little bitch you are
Grouch trolled the shit out of Messere and Triahx when he said Messere wasnt a real Asian. Then Messere said Asia was a country, Grouch called him retarded for not knowing what a continent was, then it was just monkey hooting and screaming from Messer and Triahx
You mean where i said
>inb4 grouchy says he's merely pretending
Becuase he was losing the argument
Literally 5 mins later
>I WAS JUST KIDDING GUYS
>IT WAS JUST A TROLL
yeah, good meme you shitter
I don't know anything about this but that sounds like a rather one sided explanation
5 mins later
>I was merely pretending
>just a troll
>So easy to meme
Quality damage control bruv
>it looks mor like you riding a giant ferris wheel of being a retard from here
OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES
Can we forgive him for being in reddit?
We're supposed to get two nations into ground-forces this year.
One will most likely be the Nips so the other one might be French or Italians. Just gotta wait and see.
Triahx and Messere think Asian is a country?
>Grouchy gets blown out
>All samefagging and grouch-support posting stops
This doesn't change the fact that Messere is still a POO IN LOO, it just proves Grouch's 'judgement errors' are just him being fucking retarded.
Also proves Messere is still a retarded shitskin and Triahx is still of British stock
Comedy gold, Triahx is so used to shitposting he doesn't even know when even someone like the grunch is dragging their dicks through a mire.
But Pakis are shitskins, not east Asians like the term Asian implies. The Middle East could be considered a subcontinent of Asia and therefor Middle Eastern would be a valid term for them. Though Paki's would be fine too.
>Spergs about a typo
>Has the gall to call someone else autistic
It's like when you make fun of people for spending so much time in game when you're online 99% of the time
>XDDD I DON'T KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS
It was grouchy that said Asia was the country.
Me and messer were saying it's a continent you illiterate cuck
a Paki by telling him hes not Asian
No, you're doing the same thing the British media does when Pakis cause trouble there, Asian implies squints, not shitskins. Calling Middle Easterners and POO IN LOOs Asian is being disingenuous
>Calling Middle Easterners and POO IN LOOs Asian is being disingenuous
>changing definitions of words to seem less retarded
No you illiterate retard. read it. Me and messer were saying it's a continent. Grouchy was saying it's a country. hell, I'm probobly talking to grouchy right name, samefagging trying to damage control
>Middle East is Asia
Ah yes, my cousin Chi Chang Po is from there
>Thinks we should call shitskins and Middle Easterners asian just because
It IS being disingenuous because it isn't what the term Asian is colloquially used for which is squints.
You really should work for the British media, they could use a hardworking person such as yourself.
>But Pakis are shitskins, not east Asians like the term Asian implies. The Middle East could be considered a subcontinent of Asia and therefor Middle Eastern would be a valid term for them. Though Paki's would be fine too.
Pakistan is in central Asia you dumb nigger, or are some dumbass that considers everything west of China and India, but east of Europe to be the "Middle East".
Lmao holy shit Triahx are you being for real? Even >>128352330 Knows what the fuck Grouch was talking about. Fuck me mate, you Irish are as thick as Londoners who bend over for their Paki over lords
I want you to film the moment you walk up to a Saudi and call them an Asian
He's not wrong, when you think of Asian you think of slant eyes not POO IN LOO despite them being on the same fuckhuge landmass.
>>128352651 Has the proper solution.
Then why are we arguing this, just call them and the shitskins on the Indian subcontinent Indians, because that's what they are just with different religions and traditions.
>he thinks the T-34-100 is OP
If you cannot kill a T-34 at 6.3, you are the problem.
Hey guys, grouchy here. Is this a picture of Asians? I'm retarded and think asia is a country
They could be, but I'm arguing seriously.
If they're trolling, I took the fucking bait.
I just hope they realize with the amount of time they shitpost they have absolutely no right talking shit about others being in-game a lot.
Bangladesh is in asia you fucking dipshit, stop defending grouchy being retarded, you're fucking pathetic.
Seriously why would anyone defend grouchy
wait, you're probably grouchy
>Grouchy is the one arguing we should call shitskins Asians despite them being primarily Indian genetically and living on the Indian subcontinent
This is advanced shitposting
I'll post this screenshot too:
>Says bangladesh isn't in Asia
And you're still defending him?
Ye but bounces are meme in general. That things a vulnerable glass cannon. My best kill streaks with it are when I can flank and the enemy doesn't even notice me until they're dead.
Fellow Americlaps, post Gommie killing music:
>Triahx and Messere get trolled so hard by Grouch they resort to posting screen shots
>S-SEE! H-HE'S THE RETARDED ONE
Grouchy, you're literally the only person who uses that picture. You used it when samefagging after losing to triahx, and you're using it now. Get some other reaction pictures you fucking autist
>All this Triahx same posting
>miggers are finally the ones getting fucked over by matchmaking
>Grouchy so assblasted he calls for a stop to the bullying
>at 5000 ft
>3 Yak-3s on my tail
>shallow dive to 400 mph
>one of them catches me in about 2 seconds
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE POINT, FUCK.
Okay bub, go back to drawing mediocre furfag porn. You'll never be as good as Rajii or Wolfy-Nail.
Are you pretending you didn't get shat all over because you called Asia a country?
Epic meme bro. it was grouchy that called it a country. me and messer were saying it's a continent, then he even said Bangladesh wasn't in Asia. i literally posted 3 screenshots of it
>You'll never be as good as Rajii or Wolfy-Nail.
>being able to name furry artists
Dude what the fuck
MiG-17F and MiG-19 needed to combat horrible team imbalances((((
I went into a custom battle the other day to fuck around on tank maps, and one guy in a sabre was unironically bragging about how he grinded all the way to the Sabre using nothing but the B-17G.
Holy fucking shit, can you not read?
I bet I'm talking to grouchy right now. you literally said
1. Asia is a country
2. bangladesh isn't in Asia
i literally posted screenshots of you saying it. you can't just twist what you said to make me look wrong when there's screenshots of it
I mistook you for Grouch going full retard because you replied to a post that was shitting on him, because if I'm calling him out for sameposting and shitposting why would you reply defensively.
>2. bangladesh isn't in Asia
Bangladesh isnt even mentioned in the screen shots.
I'm namedropping 'Grouch' becuase it is you. you're the only idiot that calls yourself 'Grouch'.
Messer is from bangladesh and he said messer isn't a real asian. I should have clarified that
>Messer is from bangladesh and he said messer isn't a real asian. I should have clarified that
Are we all supposed to know where you fucking TS Autists are from? Holy fucking shit Triahx, you're making fun of someone for not knowing PERSONAL information.
Jesus fucking christ. Just stop. you've been caught samefagging like 5 times already in this one thread
>Are we all supposed to know where you fucking TS Autists are from
>it's not like messer gets called Poo in loo in the thread and vg chat
Ctrl + F 'Pak'i and see how many times to comes up in relation to messers name.
>He's a grown man
>He's over 30
>He has a wife
>He plays war thunder
>he goes on an anonymous anime imageboard to waste time with people in their early 20's
No, Triahx. No. You cant act high and mighty over someone and then make fun of them over information they may not even know. You really are the most cancerous person in this general.
>Still calling me Grouchy
On a side note, let's have at least a little WT content in this shitfest.
Any time Triahx is in war thunder, this happens to the thread. Any time he's asleep, the thread quality is significantly better. I'm not saying it's 100% triahx doing all the shitposting, but he's definitely keeping it going.
Holy shit, fuck off. stop posting as me
Just stop this fucking shitposting
Just to clarify APCBC Is the best shell for Brit six pounders?
Because it's grouchy calling himself Grouch. He talks about himself in the 3Rd person.
No one in TS likes him, and half have him muted. What makes you think we care about his fat cunt wife?
This is the council of Namefriends & Teamspeak alliance.
All non Namefriends and Teamspeakers will be removed from all WT squads and will be removed from vg chat.
This is now a non anon zone.
yellow crew, damaged optics)))))
>RP boosters don't boost module research
>wasted a 75% trying to upgrade a couple planes in a completed tree