Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
Not a futa edition
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-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XE54m47lOa
>>128290441
First for Traviel Vore
nthfor chara living a long happy life
snuggling with the goat on a cold winter night
post burgerpants drawing on the job and its variations
Asrielfags have not played the game
If they did they would not be Asrielfags, they're just in it for the furry murry yiff
I'm just hearing about this new Asriel vore thing
Is it supposed to be an alternate version of the bratty meets Asriel edit, or is it something else entirely
>i'll never hug all the depressed anons and tell them to stay determined
I hope you're all having a wonderful night, /utg/!I love you guys
>>128290441
>tfw found a gf who's just like Undyne but straight
>tfw woke up
>>128290587
They're pretty dumb and easy to pick on.
Anyway what do you think of my brand?
reminder that ghosts are very cute and to protect them
Frickanon, it's the guy who talked to you about your fic here. My mind has been invaded even though it didn't do anything for me, I had goat on my mind while sleeping last night. This has never happened before and I dunno if I like it.
>>128290587
That would mean that most of /utg/ hasn't played the game
Also Chara please leave/continue bullying goatdad
Nth for sexualizing the robot.
Where are the skeletons?
>>128290613
Don't bother.
I'll just hurt you.
rare feesh
>>128290643
>>128290609
Basically Travis and Asriel get swallowed. Asriel is disintegrating faster than Travis because monster so Travis has to put the little fucker out of his misery by drowning him in stomach acid.
At least that's just my idea for chapter 1.
I think skeleton posters are the_bestposters
>>128290794
Charafags aren't anons. They didn't even play the game
how many different drawfags do we have
is there a list
>>128290794
I want mentally unstable anon to cut me up with a knife as I try to help them!
>>128290830
>chapter 1
>asriel already dead
non anon you need to make it slower and more painful for maximum bullying potential
>>128290687
That's your fault for not being a gay girl
>>128290575
this one is my favorite of all
>>128290768
I have alittleof them!
>>128290745
I know that most of the people here didn't play the game
Or they at least act like they didn't
>>128290865
And can one of them do my Shota Traviel Vore?
Please draw spread smelly Woshua pussy.
Nine times out of ten an obnoxious poster is worsened only by people endlessly replying to them.
>>128290857
Fuck off.
>>128290880
I mean if you really want that Iwon't.
>read last thread
>mfw
>>128290578
Nah, just get medicated.
Anyway, guys, post more Mad'jick!
>>128290830
When do you think it will be done?
If you ever need someone to proofread I can help famzilla
Thanks for this service though. The pain hurts so good.
>>128290907
>not knowing how resets are going to play into this
>>128291002
get in my belly uguu~
>>128291002
But it's gay every thread.
>>128291002
Asriel is still praying the gay away.
>>128291002
Not even joking here
I would legitimately kiss asriel, marry him and have sex whenever he wanted
Is it wrong that I want to draw athickPapyrus?Like he went through /fit/ or something.
>>128290768
He~llo
Who exactly is Game Maker, the creator of Undertale?
Like, his real name or something.
>>128290998
YOU... F OFF!
>>128290964
There aren't too many bright people here, that's why this shit keeps happening.
>>128290830
So I haven't actually been paying attention to the maymays that have happened recently here. Who's Travis?
>>128290830
>>128291092
FUUUCCCKKKK
OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
NNNNNOOOOOWWWWWW
>>128291112
kinda? since bones don't change shape from working out
>>128291120
It's Maker Game
>>128291076
I dunno, when can I get a drawfag who's into vore and depraved enough to do it?
>>128291110
and then eat him right? then once he's digested poop him out in a dust covered turd
>>128290768
*AUDIBLE WINK*
I need more Papyrus teasing Undyne for her crush and her watching shows for babies.
>>128291120
his name is dog
>vore
>no watersports
>>128290828You seem upset
>the pun anons are dead and gone
>>128291120
Toby Fox
AKA annoying dog
>>128291002
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG I WANT TO SUCK A 12 YEAR OLDS COCK AS THEY RP AS ASRIEL
>>128291174
>replying to obvious b8
>like super obvious to the point of namefagging
anon he just wants attention of any kind, you're just provoking him
>>128291108
>Asriel "gotta pray the sin away" Dreemurr
>>128291172
>Who's Travis?
The original vore comic guy. The artist did an Asriel version and /utg/ went nuts. I want to bring them together once and for all.
>>128291174
only if you draw it for me
>>128291274
>implying gote tears don't go straight to the bladder
>>128290794
>>128290998
>im crazy!!! *holds up spork*
>>128290441
>not a futa
blasphemy
Chara lewd maybe?
me finally killing myself!!!
today!!!!!
me not hurting people anymore!!!
me being happier dead!!!!!
>>128291280
rest in peace
>>128290830
Where is Skull
Where is part 38
I just want the baby bones to be okay
I just want to apologize to everyone for making that edit.I will say, however, that I never actually posted it myself.You can blame the fucks at the Cytube for that.
>>128291393
*Do not
>>128291280
they posted yesterday, or was it the day before
>>128291292
I don't want attention. I genuinely want someone to draw this. I don't even have a vore fetish, I just think it'd be funny haha
>>128291375
I still want a clarinet encore performance from her.
>>128291292
But Anon, what if that Anon is also fishing for attention by replying to them?
>>128291393
do not
>>128291421
You gotta give that shit time, man.
>>128291365
>he thinks the asriel edit was the comic with travis in it
>he thinks the asriel edit was by the original artist and not by some random anon
get your vore lore in order if you're going to shitpost about it
>>128291365
>the artist did an asriel version
No, someone from here edited the comic with the Dog Kid to make it undertale-related.
>>128291425
Feel free to kill yourself at anytime faggot.
>>128291425don't stress it nigger and never apologize for shit that stirs conversation
>>128291243
This is a comic?
Even better. Can't help you out there though.
I would recommend having predator making some sudden jolt and covering the two in acid, and Asriel to fall under for a second. Because of the surprise it gets into his eyes for maximum bully, but only after he already had time to see the situation he was in.
>>128291476
>>128291525
why do you care?
i literally just drove away someone i care about becuase im a fucking idiot who doesnt think before they talk
no offence but i thinkvore is fucking disgusting, especially when combined with scat,but, this IS 4chan, so i guess i'll just have to put up with it for now.
>>128291425
It's okay to make awful content anon
>>128291512
>>128291375
I also want Undyne cockvoring Asriel with her giant prehensile fish dick
>>128291290
Still less annoying than actual Asrielposters
>>128291421
Sorry mate, had to go over it more than usual this time. It's in the works of being posted, give me like 5 minutes.
>>128291652
I think the majority of people here agree. It's just shitposting now.
>>128291425
don't worry it's hilarious and not even that bad, don't understand why people get so worked up over it. the travis one sure, but the other one, who cares
>>128291278
Slightly annoyed would be more fitting.
>>128291280
Hey now, that's a reallygraveaccusation! Sure, we might not be onburyoften - I was sick all last week,coffinlike crazy - but as far as I know we're still around! I wouldn't waste my skillat this shit by dying.I miss the other one, though. He's still around now and then at least!
>>128290441
>Certain kinds of fish can genderchange if populations are too skewed.
>Undyne is total dyke
>Lives with Alphys now
>Couple of months go by
>Biology senses all the estrogen between the two of them
>One day Undyne wakes up crying
>She's sprouting a dick and facial hair
>Her body betraying her.
Is this a fetish or am I in a weird fucking mood tonight?
>Get on shamchat
>Get some good roleplaying done
>Get tired like shit
>See someone roleplaying a Gaster test subject
>Give the person a little tease as Gaster, but way too tired to continue
Well shit, good night /utg/.
>>128291652
Don't let lewd anons bully you, you don't have to put up with anything except anime
Didn't /fn@f/ have a vore shitposting phase?I know /ssbg/ did, at least.
>>128291535
>>128291562
Whoever it was they were incredibly convincing. I thought they were the original artist. Let's get that guy again.
>>128291632
I like the sound of that.
psst is this the secret bestiality thread? someone said you can talk about having sex with cats and dogs here and it was cool
is it just open discussion or do we have to wait for a certain hour?
>>128291535
>vore lore
My sister is literally Undyne. Same attitude, same looks, same body type, etc.
post burg
Is it just me or do I feel a large amount of tumblr fags sneaking into here...?
>>128291831
No, so get out
>"H-hey Undyne. It's me! I haven't seen you in a while... you haven't been picking up your phone. Well... uh... Do you want to, g-go on a date sometime? There's a party down on Southwest 16th Avenue... everybody'll be there! ... W-well, I guess I'll see you there, then!">"Ash, who was it?">"I think I might have just found us something to do tonight, guys! Grab the guns and get in the van. I'll tell you all about it on the way there."
>>128291835
Vore lore is the best lore.
And you know what's even better than vore lore?
Shota Traviel Vore
>>128291779
Could be bothWe need a fic about it
>>128291831
we also talk about sex with squid
>>128291789
>unironically using shamchat
Are you fucking 12?
>>128291535
>>128291835
>vlore
>>128291925
Honestly, Vorlor sounds like a badass name.
>>128291779
This is a fetish.Keep going.
>>128291768
What's wrong?
>>128291881
tumblr's had a presence here for a long time
>>128291881
I'm from tumblr.
Doesn't mean I haven't lurked enough to get the culture.Before you whine, I'm 21.
>>128291849
Does she smell like sushi? That's important.
>>128291798
Vore has always been a method of shitposting here. ex) sans vore and god is dead.
Crossdressing shota gote is best shota gote
>>128291798
>/ssbg/
Wow, how was that?
>>128292036
Yes, especially when I'm eating her pussy when our parents aren't home.
>>128291849
post pics
Part 38 is live. Tonight Gaster fucks up some little piece of shit.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/137134054725/a-year-every-minute-pt38
>>128291642just don't
>>128292087
fantastic post about the video game
I sure am glad you're here in the video game general talking about video games and NOT posting stupid furry fetish art
>>128291769
I've never been so happy to see so many terrible puns, I wish I could hug you.
>>128292087
I can't unsee this.
I love it.
>>128291912
"I'm heading up the the roof, see you there!"
Would you fuck this goat?or even let him fuck you?
>>128292201
i would fuck this goat
>>128292087
>>128292172
Of all of the things to complain about in this thread
You complain about art
>>128292105
It was before Smash 4 came out, during the dev post thing. There were a bunch of vorefags in the general, someone had the idea of there being an /ssbg/ mansion that was divided into a warzone between normal anons and vorefags who made furniture from bones, and it just snowballed into concentrated autism from there.
>>128292153
Thank you Skull, have a good night!
>>128291881
You only noticed this now?
I know you niggers are slow but holy shit.
>>128292201
I'd let him fuck me.But only if he ties me up.And slaps me.And calls me a bad boy.
>>128290613
I know some people here say they felt depressed after beatinng the game, but did anyone here actually feel better from it?I feel the best I've felt in 5+ years even though the game was so heavy.Or maybe BECAUSE it was heavy.
i want to kiss this flower
>>128292246
Can't disagree with that
>>128292319
>this image
fucking disgusting, I hope this dipshit kills himself
>>128292328
What kind of flower is Flowey?
>>128292328
i want to impregnate the flower!
>>128292201
Nah, he's not my body type, and besides,I just want to snuggle up to him on a cold night and have him hum a little tune and tell me everything will be okay
>>128292256
That sounds fucking terrible and hilarious
>>128292117
holy fuck that escalated quickly
POST CUTE GOTEHARDMODE: POST CUTE GOTE THAT DOESN'T GET POSTED OFTENALL GOTES WELCOME
>>128291934
>>128291993
I see her discovering the unintentional sex change and trying to hide it. So sex abruptly stops between the two of them. Alphys thinks its her fault and gets depressed. Undyne, meanwhile, is trying to figure out how to reverse it. The only way is to get a good solid dicking from someone dripping with testosterone.
Would Fishgirl cheat on Alphys with Asgore? Or would she let herself turn into a man and have to ruin her lesbian relationship?
Talk about a tumblr-dilemma!
>>128291873
>>128292283
Goodnight friend, rest well.
>>128292394
asluttyone
>>128292256
Were they all Kirby mains or something?
>>128291912
>"When'd you get a cell phone?"
>"Took it off that bitch we clocked. Charged it up at Dean's place this morning. 78 missed calls...What do I do, should I answer?"
>"Yeah, go ahead."
>"... They stopped calling."
>"Really?"
>"Yeah... wait, they're calling again!"
>"They hung up."
>"The fuck is this shit? They gonna answer or not?"
>This continues for about 3 more minutes while Mark laughs and devours all the pizza like the fat fuck he is
>>128292319
>That image
This is why Undertale will never be widely accepted.
Not the furries, the vore, but this bullshit
>>128292471
>>128292319
I don't know how I feel
I was initially sold on the game on the "rpg where you don't need to kill any of the monsters" idea. So I played through it pacifist from the start
Undertale left an undertale shaped hole in my undertale shaped hole heart
>>128291873
>>128292474
Someone really needs to write a full fic of this now.
>>128292478
pls no burg bully
>>128292539
that isn't even implicitly furry
>>128292478
Somebody get this gay robot outta here.
undertale is for gay people lol
>>128292513
Surprisingly, no.Mostly snake, Dedede, and I think there were some Yoshi and Bowser mains in there, too.
>>128292474
>implying that Alphys wouldn't want Undyne to have a threesom with her and Goatdad regardless of any futa shit
It's like you don't even understand her character, the hard part would be getting Undyne and Asgore to agree
>>128292471
My specialty.
>>128292678
but anon i'm_bi
>>128291873
>>128292664
READING
COMPREHENSION
extreme chara emotional abuse when
>>128292028
Get out.
Why won't you draw spread Woshua pusssy so I can woship it.
Post Anime FIshif gender-change and/or crossdressing is one of your fetishes
Now that i think about it, are there any pics of Undyne wearing the male japanese school uniform?
Reminder that Edgegoat is Lewd.
>>128292682
That would have been the punchline of the story, friend. After all is resolved and they have their little happy ending, Alphys would be like "WAIT YOU CAN GROW A DICK AND YOU DIDN"T TELL ME?!! AND YOU FUCKED ASGORE AND DIDN"T LET ME FILM IT!?"
>>128292734
I'm very tired
>>128292319
>>128292384
>>128292539
Maybe he's just depressed because he lost his slab.
>>128292471
>>128292648
burgs are for bullying
>>128292539
Nah I'm pretty sure none of it including that image is relevant to most people.
>>128292810
Don't know, but there's a lot with her in tuxedos.
>>128292713
You're gay now.That's my attack.
>>128292153
SO GOOD
fuck that little shit indeed
>>128292178
Aww, ofcorpseI'd hug you back! I confess that sometimes my puns can get a bitbare-bones,but knowing they bring smiles andslaughter to the thread anyway is worth more thandiemonds to me.
Performing alone is certainly different though - hope my act isn't toostiff.
>>128292816
Reminder that even as an Asrielfag last night proved to me Asgore was made for sex
>>128290547
Chara is for living a comfy life with Frisk post pacifist ending.
>>128292850
>Chara flipping Asriel off
what
>>128292906
Sorry, i was looking at some Toriel porn.
what did you say again?
>>128292937
Glad you liked it.
>>128292943
I love you pun-Anon.
bye /utg/
frisk's butthole!
>>128293062
I'll miss you
>>128293002
this doesnt seem very accurate
>>128293039
Futa Toriel? I don't judge, friendo.
>>128293030
thats pretty incharacter tbqh
>>128292471
>>128292906
damn you got me....now i'm gay for (you)
>>128293002
Too trueinb4 someone will get triggered by this picture
I drew a temmie.
http://sketchtoy.com/66455281
>>128293062
I'll see you soon.
>>128293102
>>128292810
>>128293102
Are you shore?
>>128292153
Good job buddy pal man.
>>128293102
>>128292906
you really got me!
>>128293102
>implying they won't fug once they're done
>be 19
>no job
>no clue what I want to do
>somewhat lost
>afraid to pursue any of my interests because they're all odd/uncertain
>this line hits way to close to home
>>128293142
for (you)?
>>128293094
sorry
>>128293192
funny joke
>>128292892
no
>>128290735
yesssssssssss
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Warning:
Badly Drawn Porn tagged as safe.
Due to it being a blue board, i have censored the lewd bits.
>>128293252
Happy to hear you guys liked it. I was afraid it would fall a little flat.
>>128293007
>not the full version with chara's cute 'n comfy shorts
cmon man
>>128292538
more when?unless undyne is perma-dead
>>128293298
it should be the other way around
*Flowey's defense was lowered to 0
>>128293340
which anon does these drawings with the scribble coloring? i like them
>>128293340
>>128293243
this guy needs to upload his stuff somewhere already
>>128293309
You're not leaving anon.
I won't let youDon't forget, you're here forever.
>>128293434
I didn't know there was one. Thanks, friend.
>>128293237
Perfect, thanks
Have a fish
>>128292471
cute story with asriel/flowey!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5389187?view_adult=true
>>128293062
be safe anon
>>128293596
>Additional Tags: Vore
How about no
When will they come /utg/? I don't know how much longer I can hold on...
>>128293340
BURGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FOR BULLYING, DARLING
>>128293538
Have this one as well
>>128293659
They'll come eventually. They always do.
>>128293676
don't make me post humn burgs
>>128293297
>>128293659
We've been having bad times for awhile now, we're overdue on the good times.
>>128293297
I think a lot of people are in this spot. With job futures so uncertain and so many jobs people are interested in rapidly dissapearing, it's insanely difficult to balance something you won't kill yourself at and something that pays the bills.
>>128293297
>26 year old faggot shutin
Got you beat, chum.
>>128293506
you're welcomepartner
>>128293438
>Woah, who the fuck are you?
>Thought you could escape, punk?
>E-escape? I just work here. You're freaking me out, lady!
>... You know what? Consider this your lucky day, kid! I'm getting out of here, you probably should to. Now get the hell out of my face before I change my mind!
>>128293419
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>128293786
Give me even one tiny slice of evidence that burgs are not 100% for bullying
You can't
>>128293786
He's my favorite to post.
/utg/
i'm depressed give me edgy fic ideas
Apparently it does pick up ghost lewds.
That's disappointing.
>>128293858
Me too, want to rub our beards together and talk about how cool Undyne is
Is this porn?
>>128293340
I want Mettaton to bully Burgerpants!
I want Mettaton to step on Burgerpants' cock!
I want Mettaton to force Burgerpants to lick his own cum off of his foot!
>>128293297
You're only 19, you got your whole life to figure out what you wanna do. Pursue your interests no matter how odd they are. Everyone is fucking lost 100% of the time no matter how old they are.
Anyone who says otherwise is a liar or a boring fuckhead content with a monotonous life.
>>128293986
Flowey helping teenaged Frisk cut himself
>>128293381
I knew you'd get a kick out of it. You get points for stimulating my imagination.Don't be TOO proud though, it's the one I already love from the game, not the crazy kink version. It actually hurt me to think about.
>>128293968
Zwarte Piete?!
>>128293986
gays not welcome
>>128293994
I'm betting anything with the look of cum auto triggers it
>>128293995
I don't have a beard though.
And I don't think Undyne is very cool.
>>128293596
How about we look at a cute picture of Papyrus and Flowey instead?
>>128293952
burgs are for trash
WHERES THE LEWD CHARA?!
>>128294009
nigger what the fuck
Guys, Someone just decapitated Papyrus.
>>128293994
hmm....
Good night /utg/!I apologize for not really putting in much effort into cheering others anons up/on these past few days as I've been going through my own personal issues whether it be depression and self doubt or getting sick but I just wanted to say I love you guys and no matter how the dark days may seem I'm always cheering you on
Sleep well, all of you.
Don't forget to have a wonderful night and even more amazing morning!
>>128294046
I actually really want to be a writer. It's kinda a silly thing to persue though
>>128293968
Alphys cutting.
>>128294206
If I die it'll be your fault
>>128293994
I think anything phallic shaped triggers it anon
>>128294102
Nope.
>>128294061
as long as asriel was in your thoughts all is well
NOT-SO-CRACKPOT THEORY TIME: The real reason why red liquid comes out of Sans in the Genocide route isn't because it's ketchup, it's because Toby is a lazy asshole who rushed the route and forgot his own lore.
>>128294289
It's not translucent in this picture
why do i always feel so empty
>>128292319
>muh emo-shuns
>muh 2 deep
this is why this fandom is always labeled as 'sjw' and 'tumblr'
>>128294439
>>128293994
Would you cum on a ghost?
>>128294235
Fuck that, dude. Pursue that shit. If you can afford it (HAH) go to college for it, but don't have delusions that you'll get anywhere with it. Just do it because it makes you happy even if it doesn't end up as your main career.
I bounced around whether or not I wanted to go to college for art (also HAH) and didn't because I found something I loved to do even more in the process. You never know what pursuing the interests you have now will lead you to. You might find something even better like I did.
>>128294420
Reminder there are people out there that actually think Sans is human because of that
>>128292153
It hurts so good to read. Damn it, Skull.
>>128294528
well he was one, he's a skeleton
No reason why he should bleed though
>>128292892
>>128292648
Admittedly, if there is ANYONE in the cast that's there for bullying, Burgerpants is pretty close.
After all, we call him BURGERPANTS.
>>128294420
holy shit
>>128291290
i pictured alphys when reading this for some reason
i think it was the nnnnnnnngggh at the start
>>128294620
Astonishingly ugly
>>128294606
>well he was one, he's a skeleton
>people actually think this
>>128294606
He's a monster. They were born as a skeleton. He was never a human.
>>128294535
You're welcome my friend. Glad you enjoyed it.
>>128294420
IT WAS FUCKING KETCHUP god
>>128294606
>well he was one, he's a skeleton
It's official that skeleton in Undertale is a species of monster, it's a spoof of JRPGs.
>>128294620
see normally this flavour of trash doesn't bother me as much but this actually kinda triggers me
I blame the tooth gap
>>128294620
why
>>128294708
You post that image so much
>>128294620
so how you doin' miss pauling
>>128294843
That is like the 3rd time I've ever posted that actually
>>128294735
Hey Skull, do you think you'll extend AYEM to post TP or do any flash forwards? I'm interested to read your take on post best ending with the skelebros. No pressure, just thought I'd ask. Keep up the amazing work, dude.
>>128294267
I'm desperately trying to figure out this algorithm.
I'm uploading huge-dick uncensored porn in it and it's coming up with "70% It's probably porn" ratings.
frisk making you their pet!!!!
>>128292775
Epic.
>>128294235
>>128294526
A friend of mine went to school for writing, then went NROTC to pay off the debt.
Can't say he's the richest man in the world, but he's got a decent job and has the time to write a surprising amount.
It's always an option.
Serious Question: Do you guys think Toby Fox is still a virgin? If not, do you think he lost it before Undertale, or after Undertale?
>>128294931
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>this meme again
scantily clad fish tits for you
>>128294931
>>128294880
Okay this answer might spoil a little, so only read it if you're okay with that.I actually do intend to extend it passed the TP ending. It might even go beyond that. The ending is very open and could actually warrant a sequel depending on how well it's received.
>>128295052
You haveing a bad time!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>128294761
It can't be ketchup if monster food is converted to energy instantly when eaten.
>>128295043
Who gives a fuck
>>128295159
I do.
>>128295117
Well now I'm just all sorts of excited! Can't wait!
Does anyone have the image based on this?
https://youtu.be/DV_3qx-oBms
>>128295060
Thanks bud, here's a fish in return.
>>128294606
I'm sensing that you're not aware of which body part is responsible for the creation of blood.
Hint: it's the bones. Google it.
>>128295190
so nobody then
>>128295196
I think you guys will like it, but I suppose we'll just have to see won't we?
does /utg/ wanna have a bad time?
*vores u*
wweh
>>128295258
Papyrus doesn't bleed even though you tear off his goddamn head.
>>128293904
>So... tomorrow's our last mission, huh?
>Yeah, unless brass is lying and have us sent in to New Home afterwards, or any other bullshit reason to get us killed. Seriously, I don't get it. I really don't. How the hell are the four of us going to capture the CORE? Huh? They should be sending a whole platoon...
>A whole platoon would be too risky. You've seen the scouting reports. The place is filled with traps. Guess we're just more... expendable.
>And weren't you the one who was saying D Company were a bunch of pussies and we didn't even need them when we took the resort, Barnes?
>Man, shut the fuck up, Daniels.
>>128295291
is this supposed to make someonekek?
>>128295291
I'm pretty sure that's not how the Sans fight goes
>>128295291
hey
its me
utg funtime eri
wweh
SOME ONE WOSH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBqSt15Vi0Just in case anyone missed this master piece
>>128295060
Eugh. You can keep her, Alphys.
>>128295154
In his pocket/jacket maybe? Or maybe it wasn't monster ketchup
>>128292623
Holy fuck, Paps is about to slay Burgerpants with that spaghetti trowel.
there is no running fromkek
Game theory- Undertake is Frisk's dying coma dream as their body lies broken at the bottom of the Mt. Ebott chasm.
>>128295402
don't you remember
your best friend eri
wweh
>>128295403
wweh
wweh
wweh
>>128295396wwek
I have mid terms this week all week anons. Wish me luck /utg/.
Goodnight.
i have a new chara abuse shitpost ready but i don't know if you guys want to see it tonight or tomorrow
>>128295470
Why is he so flustered? Is there more to this?
>>128295117
Oh shit, nice!But will it have a happy ending?
>>128295396
Is that a picture of Doogle reading some DEEP LORE?
>tfw no handsom goat dilf to be your bf
why
>>128295732
no, its him peering into deep pits ofkek
>>128295697
Post it
>>128295551
If it was in his pocket, then why did he spit up blood from his mouth?
Okay holy fuck I've stayed up nearly an hour later than I originally intended. I regret nothing. I love you guys.
Seriously need to get to bed though. You have no idea how many typos I'm making right now that I'll go back and fix before I post this.
Goodnight /utg/.
>>128295715Maybe. 8)
>>128295687
good luck friend.
>>128295714
Have you never gone through puberty? You get a hardon every 10 minutes.
>>128294620
>Gredo
what
>>128295593
how do I make a kek
>>128291831
The thread doesn't like it but it happens.
>>128295697show me~
>>128295806
Is Woshua or Snowdrake in your story
>>128295790
when are you going to make mspaintanon a goat kek?
>>128295760
Because you don't deserve it
You're a waste of space, lusting for an imaginary character, and a goat at that.
You sicken me.
>>128295790
Well the lore in question is abouthaving a kekat least.
>>128295867
to makekek is easy. what do you look like when you laugh? what makes you laugh? when was the last time you found something truly amusing? these are all important in making the perfect kek. the rest is up to you; drawing it, recording it, whatever.
>>128292943
I may be responding incredibly late, but I used to really enjoy reading through your pun antics while I ate breakfast before work, it was one of my favorite things about these threads. Thanks for bringing me a little sunshine during the dark winter mornings.
>>128295687
drop out
Green - Papyrus - Kindness
Blue - Metaton - Integrity
Purple - Napstablook - Perseverance
Orange - Mad Dummy - Bravery
Aqua - ??? - Patience
Yellow - ??? - Justice
Assuming Sans and ruins Dummy are the last two, which is which?
I guess it depends if Sans really is the older brother...
>>128295907
Harshm, but probably true
>>128295906
Seems to me like Asriel had hiskek_and ate it too according to that picture
>>128296015
the last time wasat your posts
>>128295664
I want that hack to shamble together some theory just so we can laugh at how shitty it is
rest when
>>128295906
i don't likekekking with furries.
>>128295697
who the fuck cares it's not like you're hiding a surprise christmas present
>>128295697post it i'm ready to suffer
taking first 3 "reasonable" requests
>>128295865
Obviously met their end at Han while in the Underground
>>128296212
Chara dying alone and in pain
>>128296212
sans vs sans plus sans
7 sans
>>128295687
EAT THE SCANTRON
>>128296212
Papyrus taking a very difficult exam
>>128292474
But alphys liked asgore and undyne so isnt she bi? Wouldnt undyne with a dick be like one of her japanese animes?
>>128296167
Are there any other content creators you'd like to kek with but never got the chance to?
>>128296212kek?
>>128296074
listen here u little shit
>>128296167
but you already have. it's too late. you're inkekted
>>128296212
Onion san popping like a prostate
>>128296126
good~ Post more~
>>128296258
see >>128292817
The joke at the end would be that instead of being pissed that Undyne cheated she would be pissed that she couldn't watch
>>128296303
i wouldlove to get on google docs and write a one word at a time kekfic withdoogle-kun
>>128296126
Post the sequel version its really hottt
>>128295794
Sans is kind of hollow, maybe it splattered into his skull or something. A bit of a stretch, but blood would make even less sense.
If you were allowed to have sex with a 12-year-old girl without any consequences, would you do it?
>>128296451
No because I'm not a pedo
>>128296451
no because children arent attractive
>>128296042
>Mettaton
>Integrity
LITERALLY PUT HIS OWN LIKENESS ON A KID'S MEMORIAL FOUNTAIN
I HATE MYSELF
>>128296451
>>128296451
what do you think i am, some kind of dirty kidkekker?
>She will never melt all over your dick
>>128296402
oh no
>>128296602
honestly thats worse than anything chara or asgore did
>you will never wake up early on a sunday morning to the sound of something shattering on the floor
>you will never briskly walk to the kitchen to see chara staring at the cup of coffee she just dropped
>you will never glance at a tray on the counter, incompletely arranged with food that was lovingly prepared
>you will never listen to chara stutter profusely as she tries to explain that she only wanted to surprise you with a breakfast that she made by herself
>you will never see her visibly shake with fear in anticipation for what's about to happen
>you will never walk to a small chest in the living room and produce a black frayed whip, your hands tightening around the familiar grip of the handle as you firmly tell chara to get on her knees and face away from you
>you will never idly twirl the whip in your hand as chara takes off her shirt, her back repulsively scarred from her previous mistakes and misbehaviours
>you will never see chara stifle a gasp of sudden pain as your first strike lands just below her shoulder, instinctively grasping the edge of the table as though it will stop the terrible burning
>you will never feel chara's frail body shudder in agony each time your whip makes contact with her skin as her attempts to mask her suffering grow weaker and weaker
>you will never briefly pause in between hits to ask her if she knows how worthless she is
>you will never hear chara's heavy breathing turn into prolonged cries and sobs as you intensify your swings into an enraged fervor of disgust and anger
>you will never finally comply with chara's hoarse screams and begs for you to stop, but not before one last savage strike
>>128296451
As someone with a lot of experience around 12 year old girls (No, not lewd), definitely yes.
>>128296451
Yes Agent Smith but only Temi or Toriel.
>>128296680
But how do you feel about Undertale?
>>128296719
(you)
>>128296239
>>128296212
>>128296451
yes
id do it even with consequences
>>128296728
Thank you. These are so great
>>128296716pls
>>128296728
>whip
RUINED
post best goat dad
>>128296728character count i s2g
>you will never listen to the soft pitter-patter of blood as it drips from chara's many wounds onto the mahogany floorboard
>you will never set the whip aside and lean down beside chara to hear her, broken and in tears, whispering "i'm sorry" over and over
>you will never gently caress her soft face with the hand you had just used to punish her
>you will never reassure her, with the most kind and benevolent voice you can muster, that it's not something to cry about and that coffee cups can always be replaced
>you will never hold her head in your arms as she bursts into tears once more and buries her face in your chest
>you will never tell her that you'll always be with her no matter what
>you will never listen to chara's shaken voice telling you - as sincerely as anyone possibly could - that she loves you and promises not to let you down ever again
>you will never know the feeling of having a partner that will never let go
>>128296886
k, I like how fluffy his beard looks in this one
>>128296861kek?
>>128296451
I don't think I was 12 but I was like 13-14, does that count?My stomach is flipping out talking about this.
>>128296930
>it's not something to cry about and that coffee cups can always be replaced
Holy fuck I'm laffing
Good job
>>128296949
i like how jolly he is in this one
>>128296709
We need more fem Snowdrake slimy cloaca
>>128296951LET US BEGIN
>>128296728
>>128296930
Ihate the fact that i have this boner now. Chara is for loving and cherishing
>>128296728
>>128296930
fuck this is awful i love iti dont care as much for the physical violence but the ending made up for iti love chara but i love abuse too why this
>>128297059
I like how he isnt murdering any kids in this oneim just joking, lets all have fun okay?
Holy shit I just realized something about W.D. Gaster.
>>128297134
What is it anon?
>>128297059
Good taste, Asgore as Santa is pretty cute
>>128297134
congrats
>>128297134
That his name is a combination of Wingdings and Aster?
>>128297134
thanks for letting us know!
being pet by frisk!!!!
>>128296930
>you will never mail the Chara abuser a suspiciously wrapped package labeled 'happy hannukuh motherfukr' while he's the only one home
>you will never laugh as you dial the detonator number and watch the house blow up
>>128297259
>>128297189
>>128297059
Is it Christmas again already?
>>128297134
TOOOOBYYYYY
>>128297189
yeah
both king and Santa
>>128297259
>>128296451
children are disgusting and would cry a lot
Howdy! Say, If you give me your soul, we can rule the world and you can have your own "Magic" Attack!
>>128297259
Thats cute, I love that little gook
>>128297404
not if you force your cock down their cute little throats
>>128296250
>>128296212
im surprised less people use papyrus for his wording
>>128297395
This would be hotter if Frisk was shorter and had no breasts.
>>128297265
>you will never get mad because of a fictional story and make up a new headcanon because you're secretly in love with chara
>>128297416
smooch the of-kun!
hold the of-kun's hand!
grabbing asriel by the pecs and squeezing until he bleats!
locking asriel into a loving kiss, until he catches on and starts sending his tongue down your esophagus!
grinding your penis against asriel's crotchal region!
feeling asriel's tongue inside you, sending shivers of perverted sentimentality through your mind!
groping asriel's orbs through a thin layer of jeans and boxers!
>>128297460
and their tear ducts?
>>128297319
sure why not?
>>128297416
How about you fuck off?
>>128297416
I'm s-still writing that fic.
>>128297530
what do you think toby would think if he was on /utg/ and read posts like this
would he be horrified or have a sick sense of pride at what he's helped create
>>128297510
ISIS has to make the new vids somehow, man. I'm just getting footage to sell, Nightcrawler style.
>>128295794
He probably literally hides it in his mouth, which perhaps is why you never see his mouth move when he speaks.
sans would be the sort to have packets of ketchup all over in and around his body, just because it wouldn't make sense for him to bleed.
>>128297594
You really dont like me, huh. thats okay.ILL TAKE YOUR SOUL BY MYSELF
>>128296306
>>128296212
>>128297620
how do you know toby isnt making posts like this?
>>128297620
he would probably be boredI mean that's how it is for me
>>128297319
Must be
>>128297259
>>128297702
I wanna see you fucking try, you shitty fucking flower.
I just killed 3 bloodsuckers and 3 fucking controllers and I'm fucking mad beyond belief.
>>128297620
Kind of baffled but not really surprised. He has experience with insane fan bases, I'm sure
>>128297702
crossing me was your first mistake... *unsheathes katana* and it will be you last. YAAAAAAAAAAA
Valentine's Day is in just over a month.
Who will your Valentine be, /utg/?
Where do you anons write your fanfics? I can't see them anywhere.
i hate myself
>>128297853
I'd risk Undyne kicking my ass to be with her.
>>128297853
I wish it was fish.
>>128297562
finger their asshole so they feel good and stop crying
Does anyone have the image with Toriel saying "My child what in the fuck?"
>>128297896
>same
>>128297896
>implying Undyne isn't just dating her out of pity anyway
She'd probably respect your determination.
people draw art of that human in the poncho
>>128297942
I gotcha
>>128298005
But Undyne liked her exclusively. Alphys was the one who crushed on anything that gave her the time of day. If anything, Alphys is going to realize she isn't lesbian about a year into it and kill herself because she can't bring herself to break up.
>>128295043
I'm sure he fucked Temmie long before UT.
Plus, he was Homestuck's biggest eceleb. He got mad pull.
>>128298072
FUCKING ASSHOLE I WAS LITERALLY 2 SECONDS FROM POSTING
>>128298005
>Kisses alphys as a prank and launghs hard as shitlizard spazzes out in public at the beach in the ending
Oh wow that actually makes sense.
>>128297105chara was made to be battered!
>>128297853
Undetective Manny Pardo
Im bored
>>128295470
God, I fucking love Justice. I should buy another album of theirs.
>>128298140
no!psychological and emotional abuse is ok but physical violence is NOT OK!
>>128298147
i hate pardoposters so god damned much
YOU ARE THE MIAMI MUTILATOR
PLUS YOU GOT NUKED
im going to offer you akek that no one can just pass up
>>128298147
>>128297853
Nobody.
What did he do wrong?
>>128298105
what's so good about homestuck i thought it was just pure autism
>>128297530
When did the bleating stuff go from "funny annoying goat sounds" to "sexy"?I mean they aren't really goats so I don't care but I don't see how it's sexy, it's pretty obnoxious in my mind so memeing it just seems odd.
>>128298072
Thanks bro.
>>128298250
You were born with thin skin
>>128298264
When he got fans that responded to clear bait
>>128298269
Being a hero in a sea of autism makes it easy to get laid.
>>128298264
Absolutelysome things!!!
>>128298052
What human in the poncho? That looks like chara to me.
>>128298305
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i have no idea
but i'm more concerned that the beard is fake
>>128298243chara is for hitting over and over until she loves you! chara is for running your hands over the scars you made on her and recalling the fine beatings!
>>128298413
See, that's what happens.
>>128298334
Asgore trying hard to pretend to be a tough guy is as amusing as scared Gaster.
>>128298275
>a woman (?) cosplaying as Asgore
disgusting
PAAP
PAP
PAPARAPP
PAPARA
RAPAPARA
RARAPAPARA
PAPAP
PAPARAAAA!
>>128298275
when tacitly made it hot
>>128298147
Nonsensical childhood AU Manny Pardo giving Undyne a hastily scrawled death threat Valentine when
>>128298524
>>128298275
Tacitly.
>>128298532
frick pls
I mean do you know what goat noises sound like?
>>128298052
it's time for comfy and cute chara pics
>>128298651
>Tacitly.
the answer to every weird fetish this general has now aside from vore
>>128298539
Undyne throwing sticks and rocks at him in lieu of spears
Pardo giving her a Chinese burn instead of murdering her and desecrating her corpse
Them both being made to sit in the corner and think about what they did
Hey guys I'm currently making a game right now that's going to beat Undertale and make it completely irrelevant.
Who wants to join me? I still need a programmer, an artist, and a musician that can make both the sound fx and the music itself.
Reply and I'll try to make a Skype group.
>>128298052
As you wish
>>128298524
>>128298005
>>128298138
>Somehow Undyne finds out you like Alphys.
>She corners you in an alley.
>You're sure she's going to eviscerate you and take selfies standing on the remains.
>Instead, she puts her hand on your shoulder.
>Staring into your eyes, she asked you
>"Human. Do you like Alphys? Enough to be her boyfriend? To do all the boyfriend things she wants?"
>You nodded, fearing if you lied she'd somehow know.
>Undyne sighed, and whispered 'thank god'
>What?
>"I...can't do it anymore. I don't like her. She insists on watching schoolboy anime when there is giant robot anime! She doesn't shower! She leaves her trash everywhere! She complains when I go to the gym!!"
>Undyne lifts her shirt and points to the single ounce of body fat on her chiseled abs.
>"THIS IS THE PRIME OF MY LIFE AND I AM BECOMING FAT!!"
>She grabs a dumpster and rips it in half.
>You will yourself not to piss your pants.
>"I....don't want to be the 'man' anymore! I want to be treated..."
>She turns around and smiles a really revolting grin of fish teeth
>"...like a lady. Like Asgore would treat me!"
>Uhm,,,
>"We have to think of a way to break us up! But she has to do it! If I break up with her she'll do something...bad!"
>"I CAN HELP!!"
>Papyrus flies through a nearby window and crashes on the floor next to you two.
>>128298394
From the intro. The artist might just headcanon it as chara tho
>>128298269
Eh. Imagine something with UT style humor that keeps trying to top itself in its ridiculousness and scale. That's Homestuck. Small things that become big and important. That's what Problem Sleuth was. Just with Homestuck, he actually had other people help with the art, he started making games and using music and he gave the characters characterization and dialogue. It... just grabs you.
>>128298072
I still find this the funniest Toriel picture. I dare anyone to find a funnier one.
>>128298697
Not really, he was influenced by people making half-joke request posts, he just helped make it "okay"just kidding it's never okay but that makes it more amusing when degenerates like me push it and it happens.
>>128298515
Please protect the frightened and confused void-man
>>128298453
why would u do thisI can't get aroused at this hour
>>128298675
How can Chara rest on a couch when she still has a spilt cup of coffee to clean up?
MUSICAL FISHDICK
>>128298842source?
>>128298871
We can't force this meme. Let it grow organically.
>>128296126not when you're doing that face
>>128298765
>2016
>still no Asgore x Undyne lewd fics
>>128298765
moar
>>128298726
>I need someone to do all the work for me! I'm an ideas man!!
Anon, fuck off.
>>128298726
good old "I have an idea, I just need everyone else to make literally everything"
unless your game is Snowdrake-Fucking-Simulator I don't want it
>>128298765
>Somehow Undyne finds out you like Alphys
stopped reading there
This general is so bad.
>>128298801
>I still find this the funniest Toriel picture. I dare anyone to find a funnier one.I find the slightly out of character ones funnier.
>>128298978
it was great until you got here
>>128298914
BIG
THICK
MUSKY
SWEATY
FISH
COCK
chbara u dumpb fuk glean up coffee :DDDDDD
>>128298981
>out of character
>implying
>>128298978
OUT DARNED TRIPFAG
WE'RE DYING
>>128298726
At least I'm not this much of a faggot
I know I'd go full Kubrick if people worked with me, but I'll at least put in my fair share of work
>>128298726
>tfw can program, draw art, and make music, but literally no ideas
also
>no time because college
>>128299117
I'm pretty sure Toriel would never flip off Frisk and tell them to eat it, but okay buddy.
post fish before image limit
>>128299176
Im an idea guy
cha
hey
glub
>o'◡'o
yeah
hm
>What is it!!!
wwhat
>I am wondering if you can forego the exaggerated emotional theatrics for once and actually tell me what's on your mind!
nothins on my mind wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve
>o' _'o
wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it
>>128299015
I couldn't make this general worse even if I wanted to.
>>128299118
No.
>>128299195
Okay
>>128298726
I can do music and art
>>128299220
Stop
>>128299220
What shitposting is.....this?
>>128298908http://i.imgur.com/VZPreWg.jpg
>>128299220
COFFEE
O
F
F
E
E
>>128299264
Terrible form, would be destroyed by SAW fire in combat. Semper Fi.
>>128299313
Underage drinking is about as illegal as getting a parking ticket.
>>128299194
>Toriel finally gets fed up with Frisk trying to hook her and Asgore back together
>Tells Frisk to eat a shit
Sounds in character to meThe fuck is up with the captcha today
>>128299337
>reddit doesn't know about legacy patcha: part 1 starring Chris-Chan
>>128299337
and of course I forget to attach the pic when the it finally works
>>128299308
hooo rah
>>128299337
Sounds prettyheadcanonto me
http://askthefontfamily.tumblr.com/
>>128299487
This is disgusting
>>128299487
haha why
>>128299487
Why tho?
>>128299487
lol
>>128299487
>>128299526
>the pure concentrated disgustingness in that blog made all of /utg/ go silent for nearly three minutes
>>128299634
I don't know about everyone else but the whole captcha thing is fucking up
>>128299634
Actually, nobody can fucking reply because both versions of captcha are nigtarded
>>128299663
Now that I think about it, that probably is the reasonWhat's up with that artist's crescent irises, anyway
>>128299663
Yeah captcha's messed up
>>128299663
>>128299694
No it isn't.
>>128299663
Well fuck I thought I was the only one.
Yeah it's fucking up real bad.
>>128298253
I'm down with the kek-ollab, if you want to
4chan is dying
why did moot forsake us
>>128299663
Captcha is kicking my ass right now but hey at long as I get my fish in I'm ok.
>>128299487
Requesting good fics. No lewd plz
>>128299701
they're cute
crybleat is to be cherished
I have to rapid-fire 10 captchas before I can post about cat dick
Truly this is the worst of times
CAPTCHA'S BROKEN HIROSHIMA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
Found some cute fanart, but image limit.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b49963947ac4cfeb867f0d5c8e227189/tumblr_o0a9goXo3b1uytk9fo1_1280.jpg
>>128299861
>No lewd plz
What's the point?
Captcha not working is just a sideeffect of cloudflare shit going down
>>128299861
Asgore training a Kiddyne and being a father figure to her.
>>128299928
whtas the link to the tumbly artist that drew that?I'd really like to know~
>>128299965
Apologies for bad formating. I was requesting links to good fics, not ideas to write.
>>128299928
That isn't very cute
>>128299861
Sweaters for Toriel + Last Goodbye, ctrl + f the binThe 3rd part will probably be lewd.
New name for Sans/Asgore ship:
50 Cent: Gore on the Sans
>>128300129
Hue
asriel and you snowballing cum infused with lsd!
tripping your shit while asriel starts plowing you!
hallucinating and seeing rainbow shit as he dumps more acid spunk in your face!
asriel facefucking you raw as you gaze into the heart of the universe!
>>128299861
All of Doogles stuff is pretty comfy and One by One is the go to SAVEfic.
>>128300107
is good if you like Torigore
>>128299663
First, youtube, now captcha. Fucking google is fucking up all over Texas.
>>128299720
really fuckstick? because I had to switch to legacy v1, and back, before bother versions stopped telling me I "mistyped".
Is that what should happen?
How do you "mistype" clicking on images a chimpanzee could identify?
That's called a malfunction, chief.
Found some cute art, but unfortunate image-limit has been reached :(
https://41.media.tumblr.com/d2b6418de99fe5a4c0f1bf6ef36d07c8/tumblr_inline_o0tabqbppN1r2ie4e_1280.png
>>128300223
>is good if you like Torigore
I don't really ship it but I found it to be a pretty good fic. It's not terribly cheesy or overly ship-ey
>>128300290
Did the name not give it away?
>>128300223
I've already read One by One and I like it very mutch, but most of the stuff on AO3 is weird fetish things and Sans/Reader. I just want the characters interacting not this self insert trash.
>>128300280
Captch seems to be back up for me (also in texas)
>>128300290
He fucks his cat and posts pics of it, just report him if you see him
>>128300129
ayyyyy
>>128300290
Who knows
He probably isn't important, whoever he is
>>128299984
http://chara-memeurr.tumblr.com/tagged/undertail
Think this guy drew it. Scroll a bit down and there it is.
>>128300219
frick pls
Who are the best tumblr artists forUundertale?
>>128300373
also texas it's working for me too
>>128300290
It's you, now stop samefagging yourself you raging autist
>>128300312
I was expecting bait but instead i got cute
good on you anon.
>>128300290
You're probably catfucke and you want us to talk more about you because you're a fucking loser.
>>128300352
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135678724500/a-year-every-minute-chapter-list
I gotta represent skull
If you like the skeletons you will probably like this fic.
>>128300373
captcha's back for me in louisiana~
>>128300219
asrielI believe that Detective Manny Pardo is the greatest!
asrielHotline Miami character of all time and!
his eyesif you disagree you are obviously a brainwashed Jacket Jackoff.!
his muskJacket isn't even that good of a killer, he has already been outdone by!
turning you over andthe mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, The Miami Mutilator.!
your moansSound scary? Well, it's a good thing the master detective Manny Pardo is right on the case.!
having himHowever... this may be too much... even for a man like him.!
i want to lick frisk's girlpussy
>>128300525
Thanks, but I'm already reading that one.
>>128300551Wasn't Pardo the mutilator in the end? (serious)
>>128300491
>>128300521But I'm right here
>>128300390
i want to lick frisk's futa cock
>>128300654No. (serious)
>>128300654No he wasn't
>>128300551
I want tosuck on Jacket's puckered butthole
Time for shitpost
Age
Husbando/Waifu
Favorite battle
Butterscotch or Cinnamon
i want to frisk cock's futa lick
>>128300747
40
Chara
Mettaton
Butterscotch
>>128300707
>>128300708Nice, I always believed in him.
>>128300747
>Age
24
>Husbando/Waifu
Asgore
>Favorite battle
Undyne the undying
>Butterscotch or Cinnamon
Butterscotch master race
>>128300747
24
Undyne, platonically
Mettaton
Butterscotch
Can someone explain the appeal in posting these dumb rehashed shitposts for hours on end?
>>128300747
23
chara
omega flowey
butterscotch
>>128300747
19
Gote
GoteCinnamon
>>128300747
XX
the "mammal"
undying
buttspie
>>128300747
18
Asriel
Muffet
Cinnamon
>>128300852
Can someone explain the appeal in ur face l0l
>>128300852
Gets to the bump limit faster
Because the janny gets triggered if we do it earlier
Of course, this is followed by him deleting posts that are too shitposty for his liking, so who knows what goes on in his head
>>128300852
Everybody likes talking about themselves
>>128300654
Well I don't read a lot of fanfics but I did catch this one, it is pretty cute. It's about young alphys, sans and papyrus living together.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5510105/chapters/12725633
Also if you've read any good ones can you recommend any to me?I only really care about skeletons and flower though, no gotes.
>>128300747
20
Fish
Papyrus
Butterscotch
>>128300747
>Age
18
>Husbando/Waifu
asriel
>Favorite battle
muffet
>Butterscotch or Cinnamon
cinnamon
>>128300938
rekt
>>128300814
>40
Bro, what are you doing on here?
butterscotch is gay
butterscotch is disgusting
butterscotch is kill
REMOVE BUTTERSCOTCH FROM THE PREMISES.
hey /v/ i'm about to start hotline miami what am i in for
>>128300969
>>128300962
I actually meant the posts before that. I know those are just boring filler. Unless you mean it's all filler.
>>128300962
how about you just get to the bump limit WITHOUT shitposting, you dumb nigger
>>128300996
Wondering the same thing.Will I still be here when I'm 40?
>>128301005
a top down meme shooter
>>128301001
Fucking cinnamonfags always starting shit
>>128301001
cinnamon is gay
cinnamon is disgusting
cinnamon is kill
REMOVE CINNAMON FROM THE PREMISES
>>128301001
what about butterdragn
hes cute
>>128301001
if you think about it cinnamon is worse than chara or asgore combined
>>128301043
why do you care, its not as if we're taking up your physical space or something
>>128300973
Flowey is not a good life coach
Its pretty good as far as serious mode papyrus goes, but its super slow to update and has a hard time getting to the point of the story.
>the goatfags are all 18 and 19 (literal children)
Wew.
Weeew.
Wweww.
>>128301043
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
I'LL REK U
SWEAR ON ME MUM
>>128300747
26
Asriel
Asriel
Butterscotch
>>128301164
Are you really that surprised?
>>12830074747AsgoreMad Dummy/Undyne the UndyingButterscotch
>>128300747
21.
Undyne.
Undyne the Undying/Asgore.
Butterscotch.
>>128301062
>>128301080
>>128301084
>>128301114
>This is what buttercucks actually believe
try eating pie before defending the shittiest flavor ever
quickly who has the biggest girldick and why is it chara
>>128301125
yeah i kno, rite, fuck the rules, we should just all be dicks to each other and shitpost and do whatever we want xD, anarchy forever, fight the man, row row my /b/rothers xD
>>128301051
When you're forty, no matter how long you've abstained thus far, you'll look at the sight, "one last time", every night for the rest of your life.
>>128301297
Girls can't have penises anon.
>>128301348
Not with that attitude.
>>128301253
damn, good taste at least
>>128301051
I'll probably be dead by then
so there's like a billion save gote fics are there any good savecharafics?
Is this the right thread to post what's on my mind? It seems like more then half the time these threads burn in a hole they dig with their own fags.
>>128301253
>47
Really? I'm actually NOT the only one over 30 here?
>>128301298
Wait, what?
Is this memes? This seems like memes.
-_-
>>128301408
>wanting to save Chara
>>128300747
32
Alphys
Asgore
Butterscotch
>>128301408
One again One by One gets a mention. If you're interested on how it plays out,Chara just wanted Asriel to be saved, but never knew how to go about it. They get their happy ending when their soul is allowed to rest and they are given a small grave at the peak of Mount Ebbot with flowers and their knife.
>>128301431
Everything that you disagree with is memes. That's how it works around here.
>>128301410
Yes, put on a name and post literally whatever is on your mind. Then take the name off and shitpost as hard as you can in the most repetitive way possible.
>>128301410
go ahead, we're just shitposting to hit the bump limit right now
>>128301489
ₒᶦ‿ᶦₒ
>>128301408
A saving Chara fic is a difficult venture. If you choose to make Chara a tortured soul, you need to figure out how. If you go too edgy (like child abuse or something) then you'll be panned for being too edgy. If you make it too lighthearted it won't make sense.
Goatsave fics are easy. Goat was a happy kid.
>>128301563
outofthishouse.webm
>>128301410
If it gets us to 750 faster, sure.
>>128301527
That's literally not what savefic meansbut you already knew that
>Sans convincing Frisk to give up and then giving them the usual bad time
>Sans convincing frisk to never come back
>Sans fixing the time machine to kill Frisk in every timeline ala bioshock infinte
>Sans using the power of determination to take away Frisk's ability to reset in every timeline
>Sans subjecting Frisk to a series of increasingly hellish scenarios
I mean we could try and talk about the actual game a bit, do you guys think Flowey is actually immortal or does is his lifespan just that of a normal flower? What about the Amalgamates?
>>128300747
20
Chara
Muffet
Butterscotch
▁▁▁▀▄▄▀▁▀▄▄▀
▁▁▁▄▄▄▄▁▄▄▄▄
▄█▁▁▀▀▁▁▁▀▀▁▁█▄
▁▁█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄█
▁▁▁▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀
* Call for help.
* I dare you.
>>128301635Not everyone gets a happy ending, anon. Save fics already stretch the line.
>>128300747
500 years into the future that is ruled by AKU
Papyrus
Mettaton
Fries
how much money does toby have right now
>>128301597
Child abuse is fine as a topic. Just don't fetishize it.
New thread please
>>128301723
go suck a stamen you flower fuck
>>128301680
Flowey is a bit hard to guess at because of all the time fuckery. He could have lived for hundreds of years old, but not aged because he just keeps reverting back.
i love you /utg/
>>128301785
be patient, 90 more posts
>>128301785
100 more posts anon.
>>128301723
-_-
>>128301785
making one hold on
>>128301759
we're talking about fanfiction here
>>128301563
.- ' -.
_,‿,_
AGHUHUHUHUHUEAGH
>>128301680
Hard to say. I imagine Amalgamates are "immortal", but with them melting and falling apart, they'll eventually be in enough tiny pieces to be "dead".
As for Flowey, Flowey definitely lives longer than a flower. By how much? I dunno. I can't imagine him dying from age.
>>128301723
learn no break spaces, bruh?
>>128301794
*SAVE-d
>>128301724
Yeah but all the goat save fics are this sappy "AND THEN THE GOAT LIVED AGAIN, HE LIVED HIS LIFE, HE WENT OUT INTO THE WORLD AND LIVED A FULL HAPPY ACTUAL LIFE, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL" bullshit
and all the chara "save" fics are "AND THEN CHARA SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAYED DEAD IN THE GROUND FOREVER, GET KEKED CHARAFAGS AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GET NOTHING"
I hate to be "that guy" but it's LITERALLY NOT FAIR
>>128301807
How long do you guys think flowey allowed the timeline to go on before he reset everytime? A year? A couple years?
Hello? Rajeesh, im needing help brother. This board is full of goats, I must fuk.
>found a Asgore x Reader fanfic
>its for a female reader
This has got to be the most rare thing in existence
>>128301927
It's because Chara is shit
...
>>128299861
Alternatively, Dreemurr Reborn. Pretty ok.
>>128301927
Maybe if Chara wasn't genuinely murderous, things would be different.
>>128301885
What about it?
>>128301908
oh they don't happen anymorofukimanoldfagwadhapped?
>>128301723
*Flirt
>>128301901
Too bad most people are unopen to the sad idea that a mercy killing is a thing.
>>128301927
http://archiveofourown.org/series/365474
>>128301967
Too slow to update, and too simple. Looking for stories with some more depth.
>>128301759
It isn't though. What would you do? Have Chara bullied? Abused sexually? What if maybe none of that is true? What if Chara had such shitty homelife that being with Asriel didn't make sense. So Chara had to ruin it, because something wasn't clicked right.
>>128301927Chara deserves it
>>128301927
Why are charafags so terrible
>>128301948
Probably right up until he knew he was going to lose. Sans fought him more than a few times, so he definitely made it pretty far.
>>128302049
>What if maybe none of that is true?
Do you not realize what we're talking about here?
>>128302031
Flowey doesn't actually want to die though. That's clear in the genocide ending.
He may be unhappy, but he'll find something to entertain him, even if he can't ever feel love or compassion or empathy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znjfQ7-zl0M&spfreload=10
best papyrus
>>128301927
Chara a shit that doesn't deserve to be saved.
POST YOUR MOST BIZARRE FETISH AND WHICH UT YOU'D LIKE TO DO IT WITH
>>128301723
momy daddty sineibe geko
>>128302097
I'm terrible for pointing out a literal actual inconsistency that literally actually exists? Are you trolling me?
Chara was a kid who was poorly socialized but yearned for friendship. They were rejected by the world and hated the world for it. Monsters were perfect friends for Chara. Non judgmental. Nice to a fault. Accepting who they were. Nothing like those awful humans.
>>128302132
I think flowerpot flowey is interesting, it tends to have character development from flowey.
>>128302182
medical kink
sans
>>128302031
>Looking for stories with some more depth.
As much as I'd like to help you there I don't think you'll find any. I have a lot of fun but serious plotline ideas I'm kicking around but writing feels impossible.
>>128302203
>>128302216
Chara is literally a demon that only brought pain and suffering for those that interacted with them.
Get over it
>>128302216
And she paid them back for their kindness by indirectly causing the death of their prince and then, in genocide route, directly causing the death of them all ;^)
>>128302182
>Sneezing
>Flowey finds out Alphys is allergic to him, and keeps putting his pollen in inconvenient places and watching her have sneezing fits.
>>128302182
consensual soft vore
???
catty?
>>128302216
Shitty headcanon family.
New headcannon: Chara is the child of the vicious Miami Mutilator, and it was "Bring Your Kid to Work Day" every day.
>>128302182
Petplay! I wanna wear a cute collar and cuddle with the edgegoat!
>>128302104
Since flowey can say whatever he wants he could probably get Sans to attack him without completing a genocide, such as killing papyrus and taunting him about his control over the timelines etc.
>>128301948
Our adventure in undertale takes place through the course of a night, so you can get a lot done in short time.
My guess is he didn't stay long in each timeline, probably just focusing on one character at a time trying to do everything possible with/to them
>>128302297
>pollen
>floating plant jizz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgpXkay9qMU
not sorry
>>128301927
Write your own?
>>128302349
>sneezing is kind of like an orgasm
>flowey gets kicks out of making Alphys sneeze uncontrollably
>>128302182
>Petplay
>Asgore
I have a thing for kings
I think the reason why there's no good chara save fics is because chara doesn't really want to be saved. They wanted to die, They fucking poisoned themselves. Asriel got assaulted and got turned into a soulless abomination against his will.
And also chara gets a kind of good end in genocide and soulless pacifist.
-A charafag
i cant sleep
>six trillion 19-year-old goatfags descend from the hilltops to aggressively shitpost about MUH EBIL CHARRA THO
asrielfags are seriously the easiest demographic to offend
even easier than asgorefags
>>128302372
Even though it's been around for three months, you could have at least posted the full video you cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRSsz1JWiaE
>>128302267
And Asriel's a SOULless flower that can never go back to his family because he doesn't want to see them suffer due to there being no alternate solutions
Nobody does
Holy shit, I was reading up on Gaster, then suddenly my browser froze. When I tried to force quit it, it did, but the wallpaper on my desktop disappeared, went black and the computer froze.
>>128299861
>>128300352
For a SAVEfic, can I recommend my own? http://pastebin.com/ZMX5r9hw
Idk, tell me if you like it or not
Also, new fic series I'm starting if you're interested: http://pastebin.com/ce59CLeA
>>128302484
Gaster posters, we found our prophet
>>128302415
But you know what demographic can't be offended?Animal fuckers
>>128302415
Lol what
Charafags are easily the easiest to get into a fit
What makes you think goatfags are the only ones attacking the demon kid right now?
Literally everybody but delusional charafags themselves hate her
Either way Asrielfags are the largest single group by quite a bit so getting a lot of responses from them makes sense
>>128302484
Check your disk usage.
>>128301997
The murderous suffer differently than most.
Roaming through the same hippie realm everyone you killed went, is not a walk of shame, but rather a tour of your own walking trophy display.
If you wish for the genuinely murderous to suffer... Surround them with compassion.
>>128302472
>>128302415
>implying I care about saving Asriel
Asriel got his happy ending, he was able to come to terms with what happened to him and was able to accept that he died and it wasn't his fault and was able to ditch that retarded kill or be kill policy he had adopted out of self-hatred. That and his family finally got to move on from all the shit that had happen and his people got to go free.
>>128302224
Eh. I find Flowerpot Flowey FUNNY, but I dunno, despite Flowey's warning after TP (which would indicate that he has changed), I sort of enjoy the idea of someone who literally doesn't have the capacity to change.
I don't know where I first heard that idea. It was some form of media, where a species or person literally couldn't develop or change for some reason.
I'm sure a lot of Flowey fans disagree with that being more interesting. You know that one comic of Frisk dying of old age with Flowey crying at the end? There was an editted version that had Flowey say "it didn't work" at the end. I always found that funny, because that's how I read the original. He was crying not because he learned to love Frisk, but that despite everything, he's still the same.
I dunno.
Charafags are easy to trigger
Asrielfags are easy to trigger
Asgorefags are easy to trigger
Everyone is easy to trigger
stop fighting mommy and daddy pls
>>128302415
*Smells like a salty Charafag
>>128302638
Nobody said you gave a shit or not. People are complaining about OOC SAVE fics where Asriel lives happily ever after as a gote
The fuck
>>128302659
How do you trigger skeletonfags?
>>128302415
I'm an asrielfag and I've really come to like the interpretation utg has come up with, especially the charrator headcanon. It's just I don't think it's compatible with a SAVEfic plotline. You can only save Asriel or Chara, otherwise the story just becomes obvious wish fulfillment "everyone gets a happy ending" type thing. It gets hard to read.
>>128302639
Shit son. That's good.
>>128302659
I want a mom
>>128302692
*Smells like a hilarious and original /utg/ meme.
>>128302472
>We know enough about souls and determination for it to be completely impossible for Asriel to come back in the canon headcannon that is known as what happens after TP
Don't you have a hole to be lying in?
>>128302692
>>128302779
* Smells like...Jerry.
>>128302736
Probably brotherly love.
Though, that seems to trigger everyone.BECAUSE IT IS GROSS!
>>128302736
Closest thing I can imagine is posting bones guro and abuse, and even then the response is nowhere near as bad.
Look at all the people who freaked out over that dumb Toriel guro request and the Asriel vore comic, for instance. Goats make better targets.
>>128302736
Papyrus sucks.
link lewd
>>128302843
>>128302692
>>128302779
Smells like NIGGERS
>>128302182
Guro and medical experimentation with Sans.
I want Sans to lock me in the basement and make me pay for my sins by killing me each day. Sometimes he satisfies some curiosity about humans anatomy in the process, but other days it's just a slaughterfest. And then after the RESET, he is distantly gentle and nice until the next days session.
>>128302747
The best way Charrator saving Chara works is if you assume they were redeemed by getting a TP ending
I fucking love this artist's style
http://thesketcherlass.tumblr.com/post/135918807994
>>128302896
You're going to get dirty responses with that instead. Like, say, "Papyrus sucks WHAT?"
>>128302736
Cringy fanart triggers me
>>128302934
The skeletons house doesn't have a basement, your fantasy is shit.
>>128302949
>mfw when its not surprise porn.
breddy gud senpai
>>128302736
Technically SFW ecto-fetish garbage
Though this triggers everyone
>>128302736
Soriel, it triggers everyone
>>128302729
Asriel is the one character I like to see saved.
>>128302267
I am over specifically that.
Your little theorizationism there?
I'm over it.
>>128300390
>the best poster in the thread isn't important
>>128302949
http://even-the-dog-is-a-bomb.tumblr.com/post/136843741805
Somehow relevant
>>128302729
What's the problem with them?
Who's complaining?
>>128302896
>SUCH... HONESTY!
>ANONYMOUS, NEVER HAVE I HAD A FRIEND TREAT ME WITH SUCH SINCERITY AND INTEGRITY! I AM TRULY BLESSED TO HAVE YOU!
>FEAR NOT! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL TAKE YOUR WORDS TO HEART AND CONTINUE STRIVING TO IMPROVE MYSELF AS A PERSON!
>THAT'S RIGHT! EVEN HARDER THAN I USUALLY DO!
Bump limit you fat niggers
new thread when
>>128302748
I'm glad someone else likes the idea.
>>128302896
I really hated Papyrus. His smile. His constant optimism. I felt like the guy in Fight Club. I wanted to destroy him. Make him miserable like the rest of us.
Seriously, Papyrus is the worst character because he reflects our shit lives back at us.
>>128302757
i'll be your mom anon
>>128303008
Sans hidden room. I assumed it was a basement but I watched videos and you're right, its probably on the same floor.
>>128302494
Every time I open these fics, they don't have a short synopsis or prompt and I just don't know if I'm supposed to care.
To all writefriends: put it in the pastebin, first line. on AO3 it's a normal thing, but not there.
>>128303223
Nothing more tragic then a character disgusted by his own behavior but brought down by the consequences of fate and being sealed into his doom.
>>128303320
I'm also a fan of your intepretation.But ill always be a SAVEfag
If flowey isn't a monster how does he absorb the human souls and use magic anyways?
>>128303248
His life is shit, he's just believes its great and that makes it great.
>Will never be part of the royal guard
>Stuck underground
>Completely dependent on Sans
>Has 0 friends besides Undyne, who acts as a trainer on most days
Even in TP he can probably do whatever he wants, but he still has no real purpose in life.
>>128303428
Determination
>>128302494
I'm not entirely sure where exactly the plot is trying to go with your second pastebin there.
>>128303154Who is the best poster then?
>>128304042Probably an unnamed anon whose good deeds have gone unnoticed/spoiler]
>>128304103What would have made him the best poster in the thread?
>>128304507I can, hence my comments
>>128304571Right, I just thought that you might have been thinking that I was talking about myself
Just kiss already.
>>128304623>oh your the best poster in the thread>no I'm not someone else is>that someone else is actually you
why the fuck would I ever think that?
>>128304826
Kissing is gross
>>128304883
I thought you might have thought I was a different person
Or something
Don't worry about it
>>128304883
The fucking apollo theatre is less black than you two's back and forth.
>>128305113
What are you even trying to say?
>>128305168
I think that was an allusion to the excessive use of spoilers. The Apollo Theater is a center of black culture.
And for the love of god, just kiss already.
[x] Illegal Content
>>128299861
try AYEM, skull is a pretty good author.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135678724500/a-year-every-minute-chapter-list