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>What in the fuck is this
/indie/ is the general for all indie games, such as LISA, Yume Nikki, OFF, Bastion, Machinearium, Braid, Limbo, Axion Verge, Guacamele, The Desolate Hope, Sonic Dreams Collection, Doritoe Galaxy, etc.
Mobile or consoles, flash or unity, freeware or early acess. This place is a home for the indie game community and indie games that don't have a home. So be free to talk and share all your hidden gems, forgotten games and starving devs here.
>Can I talk about games that already have a general?
We mostly discuss games that are not popular enough for their own threads (since they have no other home in /vg/), however, all indie games are allowed. So talk about them if you want, but don't overdo it since you already have other generals for that.
>How can I contribute?
All we need right now is people to talk about their loved indies, so don't be afraid to post, bump and reply your fellow anons. Also we're looking for anons to make new pastebins/wikis/images and update the ones already made. Besides that, don't forget to play our !!!!GAME OF THE WEEK!!!! and other indie games to have lots of joy and to make more discussions to our general. And please give lots of feel, love, kind and nice to everyone.
>WHERE ARE THE GAMES
See our !!!!!GAME OF THE WEEK!!!!! in the next post.
Also this pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ZbG0JPSn
-Do more wikis/images/pastebins (Platformer, Shmups, First-Person, Mobile, Flash/Browser based, etc) and update them to not overwork the Compendium anon
-Create an easy way to know about upcoming games, ludums, jams and comps (aka make News more useful)
-Pray for the return of TIGDB
The !!!!GAME OF THE WEEK!!!! is...
>Cortex Command by Data Relms
"CC is a mix of RTS & run and gun style gameplay circa Metal Slug but boast much more immersive and tactical positional awareness in which you fight to protect your units brain"
Download the game here: "https://kat.cr/cortex-command-build-30-newest-t9152955.html"
Developer page: https://www.datarealms.com/games.htm
And remember: you are free (and encouraged) to talk about all indie games here, but make an effort to try the !!!!GAME OF THE WEEK!!!! so you can be like all our cool, popular and decent sized senpais
this might be for me
also, buzzo a best
at least you guys have artistic ability
I started doing character concepts for a LISA fangame I might never end up making
What do you think? Anything interesting here?
Sorry anon, I can't draw to save my life, even boxes
These look really good, very fitting in-universe imo. Lawson sounds a bit too much like Olan, but the rest are really spot-on.
Anon who gave you suggestions in the last thread here
That's what I was worried about, regarding Lawson. I'll try to give him some more unique features. Maybe something related to being Texan or retired.
And I really like the ideas you gave me last thread. Tomorrow I'll probably draw them up, too.
try something simple like sticks & go from there
That's a good idea. I was afraid to give him a gun because I thought it'd make him even more like Nern, but a shotgun would be unique enough. Maybe change the skills from just talking to people to have them all be specifically criticizing or correcting people
What if you made him a retired sniper from the former army? Something like a drill instructor for his 'speech' skills and such and then the rifle. Or shotgun, which would be even more amusing as he's just gotten 'too old to bother to have to aim.'
Also sketched some ideas for mutant versions of them.
Threadly shill for the booru:
And a Lisa fangame:
I'm liking Jimmy Wheelz the best.
Don't fix what ain't broken.
>you will never lick Buddy
>you will never make her
Finally got around to finishing mine.
>tfw cannot into art but still spent ages working on a bio and move ideas.
I feel you friendo
>mfw the perverts who play LISA are just as bad as the perverts in Olathe
you. I like you anon.
share page, if you end up making it I want to know
>tfw can into art but cannot into music or interesting concepts
Yeah, they took a break for the holidays. Next week we're getting a comic for the Arbalist, and it should be another comic for each hero each week.
POST YA TEAMS
ARMLESS BRAD OLAN BIRDIE YAZAN
FUN MADE ME CRY
ARMFUL BRAD CARP NERN HARVEY
FUCKING JOYED CARP MY NIGGERS
ONE ARMED BRAD BO JACK RAGE
BO WAS ORIGINALLY OLLIE BUT HE'S SHIT
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO FAMFAMS
Armless Brad, Olan, Rage, Beastborn
First Pain playthrough:
1-armed Brad, Nern, Jack, Birdie
Second normal playthrough (used a RNG to pick party)
Mad Dog, Ollie, Buckets
>not keeping Ollie until level 25
My first team was Carp, Geese, Bo. Somewhat suboptimal (Wally took me like 5 tries, no joke) not to mention that the ending was quite anticlimactic, but I had fun. Carp is great especially joyed.
>Shocklord Harvey Percy
First pain mode team, not much to say here, Shocklord is best party member and Percy is underrated, he can burn and is one of the best healers in the game, not to mention fast as fuck.
>Mandatory party members only (Terry, Fardy, Percy, Buffalo)
Pain Mode Sweet Tea Rakeem took me like 10 tries (and I saved right before the Road Scholars, too...) but it wasn't particularly hard after that. Killed Satan with little difficulty even.
My last party was The Classics (Nern, Olan, Rooster/Terry/Shocklord) as I was streaming the entire game to a friend
I still have no idea where to find the whiskey for Birdie, never bothered with him for some reason
Armless and Joyless Brad was Terry, Fly, and Olan. Armful Brad was Birdie, Nern, and Geese.
Joyful was Buddy, Buddy, and Buddy, with some Rando thrown in there sometimes to mix things up.
who wants to make a lisa fangame?
im an artist
I kind of want, but im trying -yeah trying- to focus my will to pull a minigame in rpgmaker
I mean I have some shitty quick doodles but eh.
anyways im rooting for you anons, you cool
this is better than agdg already
i found a programmer already but more could be good
who can make widdly2diddly type jams jams?
these are mine:
sound, dont hate:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RnjiqCSwTh im checkin out a cave
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1810DoEGoWB im walkin around
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IKWkZzCFYS oh i met my dad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cvJ4XQVWBM found a dead dog i feel sad about it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mbk05gKD0j drinking beer with my friends were having a good time
and the beat is off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Sbju8KOVC just met a dumb ass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HCGo4jhDZu im fighting a guy with my off beats
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rSxG8GSwZU drinking water surrounded by water
i suck at sound but this is just shit i made
thank you lisa
copy pasted from other thread
get yourself a music program and you go.
Im new at this music thingy, like 3 songs?
I made this jam today, im pretty bad sorry eh
enjoy the scribles
I kept them because i loved the idea of two drunk men, and terry, because terry gives me this feel of wantin to help him. I couldn left him like that
I have an original idea that strays far from lisa but it feels great
its about neets instead of pervs/old men
i cant into music, thats all i can do and im using a shitty ass program on my phone and i cant even make it long its all 15 seconds
I cant neither, but Im using LMMS which is free, it's okay, I think
a lisa fangame should be short, lovely, and humorous in a mean way. because in all honesty, I think in a longer game, it's better to do one of your own, even if its shit or if its never completed, the feel is there
like, eventually some cool shit might get out all of this, y' know?
Gotta do r34 of him first before we gender swap him
I'M JUST GONNA SAY THE FOLLOWING..
Its been in development since 2000, When it was "release' on steam the developer actually rushed the update so that they he could get it onto steam after doing this he went back from the official release of 1.0 back to beta builds.
The developers kinda given up on the game at this point and was already doing stuff in 2011.
What's even more interesting is he rushed it to dodge steam greenlight.
Why doesn't this have more views
So guys, what's your favorite and least favorite walking simulator?
My personal favorite is .Flow for its heavy atmosphere and music.
My least favorite, of the ones i've played through. would be Lisa: The First. The game is very ugly and frustrating (which might have been the intention) and it lacks any kind of sublety, being very on the nose with alot of its themes and characters.
Stanley Parable hands down, although I did not like Beginner's Guide, which was exceptionally bland, irrelevant of length.
Dr. Langeskov was good, though.
As for actual least favorite... tough call. Can't honestly say.
>see there's an indie general
>"Wow I wonder what interesting games they could recommend."
>it's nothing but LISA
I'm okay with this.
>Hates Video Games
The only walking simulator I played was Lisa the First, unless you count Always Sometimes Monsters which was pretty much walking without the nonsensery. I'm looking into checking into some of the other ones as I did enjoy Lisa the First to an extent, though definitely agreed on the full lack of subtlety.
Isaac Afterbirth, I have Hush as Lost and then get Hush as all the Non-Bullshit Characters, Mega Satan as all he Non-Bullshit Characters, and a few loose Hard-Mode marks because of early runs.
The thing about Lisa: The First is that it almost feels like a parody of other Yume Nikki fangames with just how comicly dark and in your face it is. It's not like it's a bad introduction too YNFGs or walking simulators in general, it just feels almost insulting to me.
Which is a shame since i love Lisa: The Painful and the Joyful.
Most of us don't talk about Steakmund after him turning into some lil bitch ass indie dev
Shame, he was alright, but he just had to reveal himself as some damaged goods mama boy who withhold content cause he made a flash game and can't hide shit.
Favorite is a tie between Instead;Ghost Suburb and Symbol-- both infuse their short runtimes w palpable senses of menace and mystery.
Worst would probably also be Lisa The First, with the Dear Esther mod coming in close second.
The newest and final release still has a good amount of bugs, but i havven't met any game breaking ones. There's one that shows up very frequently, the one where you can't open the cash register. so you just lose a sale.
I really enjoyed playing it though, it's not "fun" per se, but it is entertaining.
The fact that as Vinny, you can stay up literally forever is kind of fun, because it means instead of being tied down to a daily rutine, you are limited by how long you as a player can stand to play the game.
The only ones that i played are Yume nikki and reveal the deep
I like both.
I was thinking of doing a NT CYOA in that YOU, the player, are given a choice of 12 different statues, of each character or whatever is down the dark hall on the side, some modifiers, and descriptions of each statue effect.
You can now dodge roll masterfully.
As for Lisa, no earthly idea, but I could come up with *something* in a couple hours.
Yume Nikki has been one of my favourite games since 2008-9. I just keep coming back to it.
My least favourite one is by far Gone Home, because it's just an over-hyped teen flick.
Fucking what? Last time I heard anything about a LISA fangame it was one guy and all he had planned was some construction worker party member. I want links to every dev blog if they exist.
>LISA: the Spiteful
>i am an artist anon who was posting music in the last thread
>r63 LISA mod
Dunno which one you're talking about
Damn, i thought only Shocklord and Terry had sad portraits during that fight.
Shit man, my sprite sheet ain't justifiable to be called a full fangame yet, I really need to get some good screenshots from in-game but I can't do that yet until I replace all the placeholders with actual sprites. I want to try and get a demo out at least by Summer.
Other people might be but I'm more interested in fan enemies and fan mutants
someone last thread suggested a conjoined twin mutant and that sounded fucking rad so I'm gonna do it.
Well there were a number of animal mask folks. Why not a pig/boar? I don't know if we saw any of those in LISA. Might could go the 'guy is a pig' route and have him have dialogue about getting thrown out of Queen's establishment for being 'too lecherous' and has a lot of making enemies weird/sick/etc
There wasn't a clown of any type that I recall either. There was Jack, but not a clown with like...I dunno, balloon animals or something. You could implement something like Brad's WASD input for his wild folding methods and get different results based on the inputs? (a dog that does animal-based bite damage, a gun, a flower, etc)
Either a medical school reject or just the son of a doctor or something that is a physician/surgeon, might be one of the few left in olathe. But might have a slight fetish for limb removal
ala Buzzoso if he can remove limbs from patients, he will.
Just some random ideas, take inspiration where you will
Here's one I had in mind.
His name is Denny, a cripple who people regularly mistake as a Joy Mutant. He's been in this state well before the Flash.
Despite being weak in every respect, his ability to scare people with his Joy Mutant impersonations and deep poison them with his expired meds will land much more often than any other partner, bypassing complete resistances at times. He can also beat people with his broken arm for high damage.
NOW THE FUCKING POST ISN'T A SPAM, EY?
I tried to add it's description but 4chan loved to say that everything about was a spam.
All you need to know that his name his Bill Grills, he hurts his enemies with a chain, throw piss at them and is a survivalist against g3y people.
He's based on 3 episode parody of that guy who drinks piss.
I love the clown idea and I have a good idea of where I could fit the med school reject. In a hospital/school building he's about to "operate" >>128346169 and you can kill one of them to have the other join your party
I already have a fair few brawlers, but Bill would make for a unique enemy/mini boss character.
As I said, I wasn't able to upload the description for him. I wanted him to be more of a support rather than heavy brawler since he's all about survival.
Chain throw - Damages and may stun.
Bottle of piss - Blinds all enemies enemy
Insult - Pisses an enemy
Spider senses - Increases team accuracy
Survival food - Gives a delicious maggot for a team mate. Increases health.
Clean piss - Increases a team mate TP.
But if you wanna make a boss go ahead.
A failed gambler who sees himself as a high Roller. Considers the white flash his luckiest day because it wiped away his gambling debts (really quickly got into mag debt tho)
-scratch off, which causes blinding on enemies (scratch off dust) and gives a random status effect to a party member (cool, rage, crying)
-Russian Roulette, 1 in 6 chance of causing MASSIVE DAMAGE
-plead to loan shark, attempts to stop enemy attacks for a turn or 2
I decided to not hug Brad in my last run to see what would happen. Man, I felt so bad for Brad.
>"But...I loved you."
>flops over and passes out
Will the sprites themselves work? There are also Joyful sprites on the Indiebooru.
Sonny and Nern and a few other guys have sad sprites too.
Some very interesting stuff on here, LOTS of unused shit
>giant octopus thing? ghosts? zombies? could've been somewhat less down-to-earth than the final version
>Brad holding a young boy who might be proto-Rando (though proto-Rando also looks much older)
>Balloon snakes/gunmen for another puzzle
>ninjas and samurais, including a possible party member with a turtle-like shield. Are we going to see these make an appearance in Ninja Tears?
>Another joy mutant Brad sprite, similar in appearance to Harry from Joyful or one of Marty hallucinations from First
Random teammate/enemy ideas:
Seagal: Once a regular old retailworker, Seagal was viciously attacked by a seagull one time when at the docks eating a hotdog. Ever since that day he became Seagalgull! Half man, half seagull! He prays upon the evil of Olathe with his mighty cardboard wings and fake beak. Like the the mighty animal his special move is a diving attack from any elevated platform.
Alan: Before the flash, he was proctologist, now, he is the only one within walking distance who has any medical training. He really knows how to abusive his enemies' "weakspot", as well as basic CPR.
Daniel: An avid coin collector who stayed mostly locked inside his house after the flash. paranoid that anyone could just waltz in and steal his precious mint-condition limited-edition coins. Not to speak of his large collection of other collectables like mags. comic books and silver spoons.
Liam Hogan: Before the flash, he was nobody, but now, his extreme facination with apocalypse survival has finally payed off! His fallout shelter contains many important objects like; VHS tapes (both pornographic and the first 4 of the Rocky movies), large quantities of non-perishable foods, even larger quantities of perishables foods (most rotten) and a radio, which seems to just play one song on loop after the flash. Luckily, watching his tapes so many times has left him with a questionable boxing technique, and a strong right arm.
Gill Specter: A pharmacautical expert with no actual education, he has tried just about every drug there is, including both perscription and illegal. He however, has not yet found a drug that can either rid his pain or get him to feel good. He'll probably join the player after being given joy, and as such, becomes an addict very quickly.
>I'm always open to suggestions.
A trap/trannie. Can fluster enemies like Buddy and tempt people into focusing their attention on him. Has a move called flash which can cause a lot of status effects to the enemy team, but only works once per battle and disables some of his abilities for the rest of the fight. You have to pay his boyfriend a certain amount of mags, or you can just kill him instead.
Hippy. Drug addict who used to make crack before the flash, but now tries to experiment with flash by mixing it with other chemicals to get a better high. His basic attack actually heals the enemy, but items have enhanced effects when you use them (fire bombs do more damage when he chucks them, jerky heals more, etc.) Used to be a pacifist, but his joy addiction gives him a violent streak. Must be beaten up to recruit.
For some reason, that sprite image refuses to load onto the booru. I'm guessing the image is too big, so I'll try to make two separate images with the sprites on there and hope it'll accept them.
>conjoined twin mutant
>can either be shaped like a double helix, with both the bodies wrapping around each other, or it's much less neat: a mass of elongated limbs bunched together like a ball of yarn.
>a joy mutant with it's arms wrapped tightly around itself like it's a straitjacket, or it's arms are long ropes. His legs are free and he can move surprisingly fast.
>Will the sprites themselves work?
I've tested them on individual sprite sheets, mate. The way RPGVXace works, the sprites can be pretty much any size with the programme automatically splitting up the sheet into 3 horizontal (for 'walking animation') and 4 portrait (for each 'walking direction). If nothing is in front of the filename, the programme will divide the sheet into the default sprite sheet sizes with 8 charsets on a page. If an '!', it's essentially the same as before but allows for custom sizes. Putting a '!$' in front of the filename will allow for a single charset and custom sizes.
It's very short (3 hours tops) but kinda fun. The battle system is very generic and easily broken, and the writing is clever at times but not exactly stellar. Most of the charm comes from the pencil artstyle and abstract humor (which is alright but has some pretty bad moments like the dinosaur battle or "fedoria euphoria"). Worth 0.50 or w/e it's going for now, just don't go in expecting a worthy spiritual successor of OFF or anything but a quirky 3 hour RPG Maker game.
>Jacket from Hotline Miami.
>Can change masks for different stats.
Buzzo getting you high on joy and cutting off your arm!
Lisa made him mutilate small animals back when he was a kid. With the aim of eventually making him mutilate her and make her less attractive to Marty. He developed a fetish from that, or at least a peculiar way of releasing pent-up anger and guilt.
you know who's really a better character than Buzzo?
>mfw he's a joy user
>mfw he's practically worthless
Such a waste of a good character.
There are plenty of good characters who aren't even good party members.
There also plenty of crap characters who ironically make for amazing party members.
I hope you see your kids in hell, Birdie.
He deals pretty good damage and poisons people but doesn't Fly do his job better?
Crap is one of the best damage dealers (poison is only the icing on the cake), Fly is a debuffer. Ideally you want both.
>Likes: English Dubbed Anime
Somehow this is the most disgusting thing about him
Just fuck off already no one likes your weeaboo shit jesus christ.
Isn't the game you're referring to completely anime garbage? I forgot what it's called.
P.S. Birdie is just a sadder Ollan, character-wise.
I'm sure we'll talk about something else in the near future.
Your dog is dead, Sonny. Let it go.
I was also referring to Undertale.
Good game, it was like I was browsing tumblr. Gay people, weaboos, garbage, the whole show.
You got me there, but there is one major difference.
LISA isn't cringey.
probably Yume 2kki. I have like 40 hours on it yet have only seen like 70% of the game.
I don't know why people hate on Lisa the First, it was pretty creative imo but I played it back before the Painful was a thing. The Beginner's Guide was pretty shitty so that's my pick.
I thought up some ideas for the fan art I did >>128296376
Jo: Worked at a TV station before the flash but lost his right leg after a studio light crushed it. Now with the assistance of a spare tripod and a camcorder, he's resolved to record everyone and everything for purposes that perhaps only he's aware of.
-brace: take a turn to set up the tripod increasing damage and resisting tripping
-mic check: buffs ally crit chance
-dutch angle: tilts camera for a angle that weirds out enemies
-LIGHTS: blinds all enemies
-CAMERA: frames the shot and increases hit chance
-ACTION: buffs all allies but has a low hit chance
-CUT: heals damage through the power of editing
>Lisa isn't cringey
>Posts pic of the worst fucking backer character
Is it wrong if I liked Garth?
Garth was an ok character. His mask was kind of pushing it in the special self-insert department, but his concept fit in with the world very well and I didn't really suspect him of being a self-insert until I actually looked at the wiki. I don't care if the artist draws bad porn; now if it was a fat furry in a fedora it'd be a different matter. But a perverted guy making a living drawing porn in a world where porn mags are a currency? I'd be surprised if there WASN'T such a character in the game.
Yazan was a more flagrant self-insert with a cringey "cats xD" theme, though I liked his design and he's a decent party member.
The glasses and sideburns made him kind of look like a stereotypical neckbeard, who's kind of out of place in the ultra macho culture of Olathe. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a fedora like So Sorry from undertale.
It hurts so bad
>Brad will never be happy
>Buddy will never be happy
>Lisa will never be happy
>Buzzo will never be happy
>Brad never gained the balls to defend his little sister before it was too late.
>He'll never be a proper guardian figure to Dusty because he couldn't face his demons
God as much as I think Buzzo was a touchy little bitch in his motivation to fuck with Brad, he had it fucking coming.
stop making me sad
>dusty died a virgin
>buzzo died a virgin
they didn't deserve that
fuck you, fuck you so much
>tfw buddy treated rando like shit in the joyful
at least his suffering is over
>Dingaling will never make a game where you play as Rando going around recruiting people into his army to defeat Buzzo's
I found it pretty hard, but you can grind for cash pretty early on. I wound up giving up at the second to last boss.
Did you unlock Amos? He makes the game a whole lot easier with his random appearances.
What are some god tier ideas for indie games that have never been used before?
>get to roulette
>says to play three rounds
>play three rounds
>win two, lose 1
>talk to him again on accident
I was pretty angry honestly
at least I got three wins next time though
Well, I just found something funny.
You can put on the Degrading Dress post-Rando and post-credits.
Let's say Brad and Buddy had lived in Eastern Olathe, and entered Rando Land from the east side, so Buddy's rampage took place in Western Olathe? Would things change that much? What would her interactions with the Painful party members be like?
Queen would obviously have no interest in Buddy, but might not be happy about her killing all his potential customers. Rooster mentions not having any interest in "the pervert war," assuming Brad was just some random guy trying to bang Buddy, so he'd probably leave her alone, but probably wouldn't have any interest in helping her either.
Guys like Rage, RT, and Clint would probably just attack her on sight and get a knife up the ass for trying.
A souped up Terry Hintz is the final boss.
__________________________fanart. It's a shame so many of these VNs fizzle out. There were some material for VNs of Gravity Falls, Ed Edd n Eddy, and Star Vs the Forces of Evil, but they all died off.
What kind of pants is everyone in Olathe wearing anyways? They're probably jeans or something, but I can't help but think that everyone is just running around in black tights.
Hawk Hollywood, Han Tsunami and Buffalo are on the list, so presumably she'd fight them as bosses. Fighting Han as Buddy with no party would be a fucking pain, though.
It'd be interesting to see her encounter certain party members, too. I imagine her encounters with Garth, Tiger Man and the rest of Bob's Dojo to be particularly interesting.
Since Han, Hawk and Buffalo are so close to the border, they'd probably be fought early-game, so I don't know who the Big Lincoln of this game would be.
Maybe Columbo or one of the leaders of the gangs who can kidnap your party members.
Just finished my first playthrough of LISA the Painful...
I wonder if Brad would've still turned even if Buzzo didn't force fed him Joy? Brad seems to have already been pretty highly Joy addicted at the beginning of the game so maybe he was already "mutated". Given that his "desire" was strong enough to pursue Buddy so crazy far and cause him to do so many dubious things it seems possible to me.
Maybe I'm just spinning my wheels here but anyone wanna chime in?
also Buzzo an shit
Wouldn't Carp make more sense? Oh well, still a neat image.
It's hard to say how Joy affects people. It's safer to assume he just saw Buddy as a daughter/replacement Lisa.
Buzzo isn't so bad but he's nothing worth worshiping, there are better characters to feel sorry for.
I think brad was doomed as long buddy tried her best to run away, he turned in the same moment buddy rejected him
In a different outcome of events, he would have keeping the mutation on track indefinitely
>Buzzo isn't so bad but he's nothing worth worshiping, there are better characters to feel sorry for.
I did say he's an shit.
Why would anyone worship him anyway?
He's like Flowey but you've got no reason to feel bad for him...that I know of
I want to worship buzzo's dick
But anon, I have done lisa shit. Not vidya yes, but still.
>tfw wanting tonmake a little game
Not lisaish, but lisa has made want to do it
Actually Brad's mutation was triggered by his death, same as
another important character .
It's almost safe to say Joy users mutate when they die.
>no reason to feel bad for Buzzo
You can't not feel sorry for somebody who was forced to mutilate animals by his childhood crush and later life obsession.
I ran out of relevant character bios.
If he hasn't cut that off yet.
Actually, I think people turn when giving up, with death obviously counting as giving up too, as as the person's will is dead
my husbando suffered a lot, but im still sad we didnt get to fight him or fight as him no, berny doesnt count, that mutant cant into joyous fist
>deals thousands of damage to multiple enemies with botched entrances
>it's not even his full potential
Hey guys. I really want to cosplay ad Rando at a local convention, but i don't know how to make a costume. Any ideas?
Full body black cloak, skull mask and unicorn headband. Shoulder armor shouldn't be that hard to find either, just stick some paper mache spikes on them and you're good to go.
It's for a convention, hell there are gonna be people dressed in more weird ways
He's going to have a sweet rando cosplay at best, or we are going to laugh at his try at worst
rando anon, get /fit/ do it for him
>tfw LISA motivated me to start hitting the gym again and get /fit/
I just had a thought
>bf and gf cosplay as brad and buddy
>every dude probably wants to bang gf since it's a con and people are thirsty as fuck for females
>the bf most certainly doesn't want anyone else banging her
The sad part is, I know enough people that could fit all those roles and more.
All I'm missing is a Rando.
>Crazy bitch who is borderline LOLSORANDUM TUMBLR as Lisa, since she knows how to do that dead, uncaring look thing
>Her brother could make a great Buzzo
>His girlfriend would ironically make a nice Buddy
>Grow out my beard, shave off my jew fro, bam. Brad.
Going easy mode, cosplaying Hotline Miami characters.
>You can be fat or skinny, small or tall.
>You'll only spend with animal masks and a coat.
>You'll never get the exact Richard mask as shown in PAYDAY 2 trailers.
Why is the music in this place downright amazing?
>tfw getting to workout but can't find good workout music
>tfw this song comes on
I have only just entered the monsoon season for the first time as Wendy and I see Where most of the complaints come from. The enviromental hazards like hail, winds, flooding and meteors make any lategame megabase building almost impossible. But it's still in development so I'm sure those points will get finetuned later on.
How would you feel about a fangame that had a fight with you versus a super-buffed up Joy Mutant that dedicated himself to working harder, bench presses an entire explorable complex, until you find the drop down to where it is and fight it
And all that plays...
Is a dimmer, slow version of Work Harder.
Good indie platformers?
Doesn't have to be another Cave Story.
There are two Richard masks, the one based on the on the game and the one based on this cover art here. Either way, you won't be getting any of those.
Post indie characters you'd
share a meal with.
Terry is best Lisa
Buddy could have used the trumpet to ride Mutant Brad or other mutants. Sounds like it'd be fun.
i need a programmer
i will do the fucking art
i want to make a lisa spinoff or something reminiscent
please someone have that passion
i know we can fucking do it
>used the mutant trumpet to ride Brad
you're not wrong
LETS GET THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING ROAD
WHATS YOUR SKYPE
FUCK MAN I AM DYING FOR THIS SHIT
my little sister i made her play lisa she was reluctant and shes like omfg this is the best game and she asked if there was anything like it
i looked at her and said
so what the fuck
do you have any music already?
Yeah dude! of course
art style wouldn't be the exact same, but homage to
i look forward to hearing those beats
i can send you some of mine but i rather focus solely on art
wtf is a discord room?
who programs here?
familiar with rpgmaker n shit?
>in the prologue of LISA the Painful, Brad can see Lisa in her crib, meaning an age difference of ~8 or less between Brad and Lisa
>During the flashback where Dusty is introduced, you can see Berny at Brad's dojo and he looks to be ten or younger, while Brad looks at least 25 to 30, maybe older
>Dingaling stated on his Twitter that Lisa is superior to Berny
post yfw Lisa was /ss/ing Buzzo
>age difference of ~8 or less between Brad and Lisa
>while Brad looks at least 25 to 30, maybe older
>8 year age gap between Brad and Lisa
I don't think Lisa killed herself when she was 17-22. Lisa was most likely around Buddy's age when she killed herself. They have a similar height, and Buzzo tells Buddy that she reminds him of Lisa.
I have a bike, a neon outfit, and a devil outfit. I really ought to drop some LSD and play this game some more.
I have a Lisa timeline question. Has it been fifteen years since anyone had seen a woman when Brad found Buddy or when she's older during the actual gameplay?
I recall there was some dialogue about it being 15 years but I can't recall if it was said during the flashback at the beginning or after the game proper starts.
You guys know any indie RTS games? I've recently played 0 A.D. (really good, would recommend), Planetary Annihilation (it's okay), B.C. Kings (pretty bad but it was like 3 cents) and OpenRA.
Is there a video game character stronger than Brad Armstrong?
And I'm not talking about Brad Armstrong with one arm. I'm not talking about Brad Armstrong with both arms either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Joyed Brad Armstrong with both arms.
I'm talking about Level 25 Joyed Failure Brad with Mike's Belt Buckle and Queen Bands, with both arms so he can perform the Buster Punches and Machine Gun Fist, as well as being extremely skilled in the Armstrong Karate Style?
Brigador just got an update.
>First draft of a campaign mission
>A new player mech and corvid AI units (only available in that mission)
>New score multipliers at the end of a run (pic related, points still do nothing though)
>new effect for railguns
Also updated the mega https://mega.nz/#!2wATSbiA!rIuOM9GL1tNIjm1aJD2yMeHMl7Jg5KMoZIogEYFCqUI
Well of course you could just name any fantasy character and just say nah man dis is teh strongest, but you can't deny Brad isn't a strong mother fucker.
Thread is dead, so no one will see that I want Rando to slam me down and brutally fuck me in the ass while crying and apologizing
Oh, also new ridiculously oversized ammo depots and some balance tweaks.
Thread is dead, so no one will see that I want to smell Buddy's feet and have her absolutely dominate me.
How could Terry feel like that when he has so many followers?
I'm not the only one who thought that was most likely Brad's kid?
I really don't know nor do I put much thought into it because of the lack of information but if Brad is 35 (he's been dead for 35 years, right?) and Buddy is around 14 at the end of The Painful, and Brad looks to be in his 20s after Lisa's death, then either civilization really went to shit after the flash or Buddy is younger than we think. I don't suspect her being younger than 13.
Seems about right. Young enough for Rando and Brad to see her as a child, old enough for almost everyone else to see her as a woman. Plus, her murderspree was pretty much the post-apocalyptic version of teenage rebelliousness.
The movie was a prequel, I heard. I also heard that Terry Hintz will be in it, but that's probably just a rumor. I don't think this will take place in Olathe. For all their faults, the people of Olathe didn't seem to have any racists among them.
So a few threads ago an anon mentioned Brigador and I have tried it out and am really enjoying it so far despite the fact that I barely get over two levels in succession.
I really look forward to how this will develop. Still needs a little bit more 'oomph' but so far it looks good, especialyl visually.
>a few posts ago an anon mentioned Brigador
What do you mean by "oomph"? Personally I think it's mainly missing proper sounds. What's there is okay for the most part, but many things don't have sounds and some feel a little lacking. They did say they hired some sound designers not too long ago and are already improving that though.
Yes that is what I meant. Better sounds. But if they are trying to work on it then that's good news.
Maybe it should also have some more bass-heavier music in the higher levels but so far it's okay what we have.
Oh and also a story-mode where you can finally put that money to use but I am sure that is planned for the game anyway.
Maybe additional rare extra weapons for additional damage? That would be fun.
Oh and also I saw your post up there now. Will check that out. The marker for ammo storage looks a bit overkill though. Wish those storages were easier to find if you are far away from them instead
All I know is that gauss said the final OST is about 2 hours long on a devstream. Also that they actually have a tie-in novel that they might release as an audiobook on Steam.
>rare extra weapons
Not sure whether that exactly is planned, but I seem to recall one of the devs saying they implemented (the groundworks for) switching weapons in the middle of a run. Might be something you can mod in if it's not in vanilla.
I have to be honest I have only taken a quick glance at the devblog so I don't know what they've gotten planned already.
The game got potential and I want to see it go somewhere. The structure makes it attractive to add more gamestyles. And I'm sure more people will be inclined to check it out if it finally gets a story.
It's pretty tight. It's kinda like Age of Mythology but without the mythology. Unique features are that combat units can gather resources and construct buildings (but get worse at it as they gain combat experience) and that basebuilding is limited by the borders of your empire that can be expanded by building outposts. Multiplayer is pretty good, especially with the strats you can use like building towers with your soldiers.
>Browsing /v/ from laptop at college
>Oh it's a bait thread
>Dabble in the argument mildly
>OP wants to see someone do an Azazel Greed mode run first try because he thinks you can't/it's clearly bait of a pretty damn high tier
>Offers up any game $60 American or cheaper if you do it
>I'm bored as fuck and hate life, think, eh why not
>Offer to do it in 6 hours when I have access to streaming software and a stable Internet
>That time is now and he's a no-show after 30 minutes
Eh, when does OP ever deliver anyway?
>Willing to shell out $60 if someone can do something extremely easy first-try
Ironically, I did one and just died because no damage-ups, just health ups, no Devil Deals, and triple Gurdy Jr. in Womb.
>It's been just short of an hour
I mostly wanted to do it to prove that one fag wrong, even if it served no rational purpose, it was something for me to do and in the off chance he actually was serious and then bought me Rainbow 6 Siege, well, more power to me.
That said, streaming sends Isaac into ~5 FPS.
>told that LISA has no memes
>find an NPC that says "Praise the sun"
Why do you lie to me /indie/?
It's just that I managed to git gud enough to reach him on basically every run but he is such a gigantic difficulty spike it's demoralizing, I actually reached him a couple of times with shit like throne butt Y.V. with a toxic bow and bone marrow but he fucks my shit up instantly before I can even react
But I'll try for you anon
Which one anon.
Is it me you're looking for? Also which one of you fuckers wanted lewds of the trap OC. I'd be willing to do it but I'm not too good with anatomy.
As a guy who has looped multiple times, I can give you great hints for killing him.
He's actually easier than big bandit in some cases.
1. NEVER try to outgun him.
He will ALWAYS destroy you.
2. ONLY attack him when he's calling for IDPD
Then he's practically defensless.
3. Use weapons like assault slugger and heavy crossbow.
Those will destroy him in seconds.