Newboys welcome, make yourselves at home and pick up a speedgame.
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago, IL, May 19th - 23rd
- Game Submissions close on January 22nd. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dNcrenGEbrx92Q3Yl8lXOSYqOtCbGzOagivHWCREl5M/viewform?c=0&w=1
- List of submitted games: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/171XRmX_9AbnqIYSkNRceZDgOFoj3wrTj6f6bkfMshEQ/edit#gid=664632079
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- Game Submissions close on January 17th. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J8rtX3MUOWnQGbfinv-u0D9xNmCvjjwFZ4VdaqJc8CU/viewform
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
LMAO someone posted it in chat and dss clicked on it
Reminder that Cosmo was the former worlds best speedrunner. Whos the current one?
Newfag here, why is NASA a thing when GDQs happen twice a year? I understand why there's a European Marathon and even a California Marathon, because GDQs don't host their marathons in those regions, but NASA is in the Midwest, right around SGDQ's location. What's the point?
GDQs are fucking trash, NASA is being run by our boys and is looking to be significantly better than modern GDQs.
can someone help explain why hating on trans people is such a huge meme here
speedrunners are way more horrible about it than any other online community I've seen, which is weird considering how many of us are fucking homos
He was shut down by a real American.
The election process is serious.
Right, clearly you don't understand the problem.
There is no such thing as 'trans people', it is an ill that is brought about by brainwashing children into believing that gender isn't set in stone.
This coupled with soy and xenoestrogens in food and you have a bunch of feminised people who think that because they are emotional and faggy they must be the other gender.
It is being used to deconstruct western civilisation and ultimately to destroy the European people (lowers birthrate even more)
but I'm pretty sure the APA doesn't regard it as a mental illness anymore
I think it's fucking stupid that trans people are "celebrated" the way they are for being brave but that doesn't mean we should go the other way. Let's just all not give a shit.
like if you think it's wrong to take hormones / whatever instead of get "treated" for it then just leave it alone is kind of what I'm thinking
or is that what most of you would LIKE to do but feel like you can't because so many sjw's are constantly praising trans people for being brave snowflakes
>but I'm pretty sure the APA doesn't regard it as a mental illness anymore
>If we had Youtube back in the 1800s people would realize that old school politics was nothing like the super serious garbage we have had for the past several decades
Stay butthurt your "joke" candidate is serious about my country. The left chastises him for the exact opposite of that, by the way.
I wish I could kick this 4chan habit. All you guys talk about now are trannies and other non-video game shit.
>Some guy's dick picture is made public
Wow who cares?
You're all retarded and I hate you.
I'll ask again: how can I make my streams less bad?
Are there 'better' obs setting somewhere?
" It is important
to note that gender nonconformity is not in itself a mental disorder. The critical element of gender dysphoria
is the presence of clinically significant distress associated with the condition"
basically a reworded version of what was on the APA website I linked
REEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN PLAY SPEEDGAMES
Finally I can discuss Narcissa Wright and transgenders.
Seeking plastic surgery and hormones of the opposite sex significant is significant. Impact is a pre-classification for every mental disorder diagnosis. You don't know what you're talking about and need to go back to >>>/lgbt/ or Tumblr, flowerchild
>srg hates furries
>srg hates trans
>everyone is mad
all of you people who were cheering when horror was removed but are bitching about cosmo being removed need to stop being hypocrites. a man who thinks he is a female is no less fucked in the head as a man who thinks he is a cat.
there is room for only 1 mental illness in this hobby. autism at least helps the community out.
They're not right though, it's not the worst site on the internet. It has positive qualities, like everyone being anonymous, which allows for somewhat unbiased discussions (if there are any, which is rarely the case). And it's because of this that it's so awful, now whenever I go on any other site or forum I just can't help but be repulsed by the mod dicksucking and attention whoring there is. Granted lately 4chan has been full of attention starved retards but when everyone is a tripfag (like in any forum) this is made a hundred times worse. So now 4chan sucks and so does the rest of the internet, I fucking hate my life at this point
as far as I know, gimmick is pretty expensive
other than that, you need to buy the console, and a capture card which should be about $100, as well as some adapter if you get a us nes
should be about $200 or something
one month ago matty claimed that Uyama had been recovering but pushed himself too hard trying to work lots :(((((((
then he showed up at this GDQ fat n happy
p sure you lose weight w/ mono if anything
It was a misdiagnosis. This has been known for months, but I guess /srg/ didn't get the memo.
Either way, it's a little fucked for him to simply show up after 2 years of complete silence with no further explanation.
if it wasn't mono, what's his excuse
like if he doesnt want to work, fine, but he shouldnt get paid for doing fuck all
the best part is that (partly due to good moderation in his chat) there hasn't been much talk about it so it looks like his excuse worked well
really didnt see this coming, thought that pastebin pretty much would condemn him to meme status
On Mike's Mono
Mono symptoms are caused by the body's autoimmune response to a virus. A vital role in overcoming this response syndrome is to boost your immune system. One way of doing that is by exercise. It's a fatigue disorder so obviously it will be hard since that's a symptom. The point is he needs to push through it because his own body is working against him if he truly has this problem. His sedentary lifestyle is making him worse. In fact, if he followed the advice that PCF hands out he would be feeling better by now.
it wasn't misdiagnosed. that's just what he is telling everyone. the man is raking in 6 figures a year and pretending to be sick to avoid doing any of the hard work like moving equipment. if i was him i would do the same thing. you have a community full of betas who will volunteer to do all the work while you make 150k+ a year for signing a couple contracts and calling people on the phone.
It's not mono because CoolMatty said so.
It's not likely to be cancer, or he would be doing chemotherapy or something.
It's not likely to be AIDS/HIV because he's gaining weight.
Whatever it is, it's clearly not serious enough to warrant hiding away, pretending he can't work.
THE MAN IS TRANSITIONING INTO A WOMAN.
there, I said it. if you actually paid attention you would've realized his breasts grew and the estrogen made him put on a few pounds as well. he's gaining in all the right places,the little slut.
someone give me the screencaps of chibi admitting his ex's parents took a restraining order out on him because she was underage. That + the nudes is soliciting a minor since they're from the same time iirc
>Whatever it is, it's clearly not serious enough to warrant hiding away,
my bet is a mental illness, which is a reason not to work if not treated properly
and I wouldn't brag about it either because of the stigma around it
not that it renders it excusable, all that GDQ LLC shit is shady as hell
who /jacked off to chibi's nudes/ here
just wanted to see if i could to be honest
Chibi's reaction to his leaks.
because studio is a salt master supreme.
Look at him wearing a velocity shirt.
He really has nothing to worry about. Unless future employers look into his online presence and see this shit there are far more embarrassing pictures to be leaked than a generic nude.
If there were images of him rubbing his dick on a my little pony figurine or sticking something in his ass that would have been social suicide. He's got nothing to worry about imo.
remember kids, dont have your face showing when taking nudes
this wasn't a secret. mike told the rpg limit break chat last year that he was diagnosed with hypothyroidism and he had to avoid strenuous activity and needed to rest to recover.
How is that retarded tranny cosmo going to afford a living now?
>viewerrate on twitch has completely plummeted to the point where he has to have permanent submode so he doesnt get trolled
and it's not like any blue collar workplace is going to hire someone with as many mental issues as him
Pretty sure this is the thing he sent them to
I sent him this >>128265851 pic and guess his reply? (image)
It really isn't, he's gripping the base and pushing his hips up. Trust me, I've looked at a lot of gay "dating" website profiles where people pull out all kinds of tricks to make themselves look bigger than average
He's a literal retard.
The name on the photobucket is Cirno-chan, and his email address (which he still uses!) is 999cirno999, so obviously he was the one who publicly uploaded the pictures, as if that wasn't obvious.
also he's shifting his pelvis towards the camera, the penis is closer to the camera than the rest of his body so he gains a little extra through perspective.
I could probably cuck that guy
He really isn't. Just move on like literally everyone else did. Besides his speed running skill he wasn't a very good person anyways. He let a lot of the 'game' go to his head.
of course it's possible, we don't know his personal life
maybe he's got a grudge from college or even before then
maybe it's an ex
who knows, i'm just the uploader
>tfw you don't keep flash or chrome installed so you can't watch yoru own youtube vids
i will perform an infinite amount of mental gymnastics to believe this isnt real
look slike people used to run it, but no one does currently
I'm about halfway done with the route and thought I'd speedrun it since it was a pretty cool game
maybe spike should reveal in mike89's chat that gdqs hire competent tech team so they can still have more games in the marathon so those "bonus" games can still exist.
or maybe spike should reveal that gdq's are going to take that 2nd couch and move it to the side of the tech station and use it as a 2nd set up area so set up times will only be as long as they need to announce sponsor/informational things.
not many runners
could go for the separate categories like them
wrestler is shortest if you want to practice
An unidentified special needs child
he probably doesnt have the password. the dumbass more than likely made a quick throwaway as a means to get images from one pc to another or to a phone and then left it public.
If I said I want to organize a charity speedrunning marathon in southern europe in a few years and not turn into into a ponzi scheme (I looked into the local legislation, you can't simply go from a non-profit to an LLC, it's just impossible), how seriously would you take me?
I pretty much just donate because there are runners I like and they deserve some support, if management keeps up with this non-transparent bullshit I will probably stop donating at the gdqs
Something international, reputable, that agrees to not put any limit on the content. Since I'm italian, I guess something like Emergency would fit the bill. I also know people involved with UNICEF, Amnesty has a presence, etc.
I need legal support first (we need to keep accountable, the non profit needs to be recognized, have regular meetings and keep precise tabs, not redistribute ANY wealth or materials to its members, etc. otherwise we risk jailtime) and that'll take a while.
I'm giving it a serious thought, though.
Gotta give it to Puwexil for being so chill about this
>x6 is annoying
>im going to run x5
have fun lad
>the APA doesn't regard it as a mental illness anymore
They actually did take homosexuality off of the list of mental illnesses, but that really doesn't mean anything.
If everyone who had schizophrenia rallied to have schizophrenia taken off the list of mental illnesses, would they still have schizophrenia, a dangerous mental illness, or would their symptoms automatically cease?
These are the list of good to great runs:
Super Mario 64
Super Star Wars
Disney block for comfy (skip KH)
Tony Hawk's Underground 2
Mario block was fun
So was the Awful Games block with the exception of Animorphs which was ruined by terrible commentary. It's worth watching muted though.
Mega Man X race
OoT master quest
Stop trying to force Billy as a meme game. Everyone who acts like it's some scary, ridiculous game that no one should touch is shit at it and it's a really good speedrun.
It was something he hyped for about a month as a BIG CHANGE in the community only for it to turn out to be nothing but glorified tutorial videos and he has done nothing towards said project since he announced it.
Pvtcb is such an edgelord faggot. Trihex dropped speedrunning because it sucks ass and he gets more money and views playing casual shit. Use common sense you autistic shit.
This is coming from someone who doesn't even like trihex.
Is """maintaining followers""" the new run anxiety?
It boiled down to save/kill is literally the entire marathon at this point and if the trend continues either it grows and devours the entire stream including any prizes or incentives or shrinks and the entire marathon goes with it. He said they have had many discussions that save/kill is what is keeping the marathon afloat and above 1 mil
Is Pvtcb really this fucking retarded?
I used to feel sorry for this faggot because he obviously can't get out of his own way
but he's just too fuckin epic. even Yashi toned it down... YASHI
This will be the death of speedrunning marathons in the same way it was the death of youtube.
The priority will become maintaining followers rather than having fun and producing quality content/performing solid runs.
save kill doesn't motivate 300k in donations its just the cum dumpster incentive people dump it into because its always at the end and easier for someone not familiar with the game to understand/get excited for than optional boss fights in an rpg
I didnt mean to imply they could. They certainly couldnt drop save/kill and if they did the marathon would cease to exist. They would hit around 500k and PCF would pull the plug.
I doubt anyone actually gives much of a fuck that he is going variety streamer with Mario Maker, it's his shallow two faced pretend "I'm a speedrunner!" spiel that gets on people's nerves.
I don't give a shit about him playing mario maker now.
The problem is he still considers himself a speedrunner and thinks he knows everything so much better than everyone else even though he hasn't been a productive part of the community for years
Was chibi's girlfriend merely a troll to get embarrassing information out of him? Is chibi literally the next gen chris-tran?
>thinks he knows everything so much better than everyone else even though he hasn't been a productive part of the community for years
how much is there to know about timing yourself playing video games? listen to yourself my man
fuzzyness and dublin were hands down the two worst people they could have given the mics to. I talked to dublin, and he even said "I don't know why they gave the mic to me. They should have given it to biinny!" fuzzyness is the kind of retard that thinks he knows what he's talking about, and dublin is actually borderline retarded