Best ending edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
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spooder
hello friends ]:)
I WANT TO SUCK ON THE BONE
B I M B O T O R I E L
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nth for alberto barbosa
Xth for licking Mettaton's femboy thighs
Finally, I got BTFO because its my first time on /vg/ and apparently I newfagged a thread.
I'm putting in extra today, /utg/! I'll put a star next to you cause you're all so perfect lately, have a fantastic evening, /utg!/
Hail to da king bay beeeee
Cute skeletons!
spooder~
>>128148389
I've never been on funnyjunk
Does the Undertale Genocide remover remove my entire folder or just the Genocide save?
>>128148807
Yth for squeezing his cute butt
Mettaton a shit
Posting fish which I never get to see posted here.
post teenage gote
>>128148809
Yeah don't do that. lol
>>128148813
Thanks friend. Love ya.
i want to stroke his fur
N O T M U S L I M
>>128148751
>>128148893
I think he's pretty meh to be quite honest family.
>>128148729
>>128148732
>>128148869
MY GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE
>>128148836
The cutest
>>128148769
Tastes like calcium!
>>128148813
You are a pretty cool person too anon. And I hope you have a great day too.
Hello /UTG/, I hope everyone's had a lovely afternoon, this is ThickAnon, coming back online, how have you all been doing?
>>128146843
here ya go
>>128148950
I'm learning lmao
Toby a cute CUTE!
>>128148809
You're obviously very new in general.
Just try not to hurt yourself too much
>>128148893
shut
>>128148796
The black king of Portugal!?
>>128148857
I wonder who that other guy then is.
>>128148796
>>128149138
>>128149079
fuck off
>>128148941
>>128148941
>>128148809
Please lurk before posting.
>>128149107
>>128149109
I've been a /b/tard for 3 years now, but a friend knows I like UT and linked me to the thread lol
>>128149202
personalities don't really match
>>128149161
Maybe kekanon?
greetings from /d2g/
PAPYRUS GETTING THICK FROM ALL THE MILK HE DRINKS
>>128149079
are these joy mutants
>>128148809
You may want to lurk a bit, /vg/ isn't like other boards and this general in particular isn't like the majority of 4chan, really.
>>128148941
>>128148809
Don't worry Anon, everyone does mistakes and learn from them.
>>128148965
Extended Special Feature Edition
Hey it's me again /utg/, just uploaded another leitmotif video. Constructive critisism or just telling me what you think would be appreciated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PtQY43CVKA
>>128149173
I love you too, Anon. <3
>select images with pies.
>>128149307
no its tundletar, the ultimate fangame.
>>128149272
the gulag is strong
requesting this with sans gaster and papyrus
what if toby was gaster the whole time and WD stands for white dog
>>128149263
>/b/tard
This is gonna be rough. Lurk for awhile before posting like the other Anon suggested.
>>128149397
>Me on the left
>>128149397
Gastor or Palpatine in the background?
>>128149335
yup
btw whoever requested that undyne here ya go
>>128149469
toby get out of here
>>128149263
>I've been a /b/tard for 3 years now
That's even worse.
Again just try not to hurt yourself.
>>128149368
Nice
>>128148957
No problem anon, I love you too.
>>128149070
Thank you, but you're even cooler!
>>128149335
This, messing up is the first step in being right next time!
>>128149368
Thanks for making these. They're pretty interesting.
>>128149397
The Metta cosplayer looks fucking pissed, sans' outfit is pretty good though.
>>128149460
I like sans
Yes! I finally made it for mtt edition!
How are you today, /utg/ ?
Oh and i almost forgot - have some robobutt.
>>128149263
/b/ is the ass of 4chan. If you spend your time there you will only know how to act like a turd, not like the rest of the body.
>>128149523
thanks dude <3
>>128149368I was waiting for this.
Thank you for your hard work as always.
>>128149589
Chef spooder a cute
>>128149397
Is Mettaton easier to cosplay than i thought? because most of them look at least decent
>>128149650
Shit - i hope it's not too lewd...
we posting human?
>>128149650
I'm great, I hope your day has been well. Thank you for the MettaButt.
>>128149516
WD Sheev
>>128149749
YW m8 :^)
>>128149523
omg really cute
could you draw undyne pattin frisk on the head?
>>128149397
Sheev on the right
>>128149103
i'll cherish it forever
>>128148864
Do a TP and find out
Afternoon, /utg/! How're we all doing?
Discussion:
If you could tell one character something right after Frisk fell into the Underground, what would it be?
HARD MODE:You can only write it on one Post-It note, but they will receive it and will take whatever's written into careful consideration.
>>128149831
The only acceptable black sans+pap
>>128149831
"You're going to have a bad time, Geoffrey"
>>128149898FYI emoticons are only posted ironically outside of /b/
>>128149368
>Those annotations during the amalgamate fight
That's some quality right there.
How many images did you save, /utg/?
I'm starting to think I should just make folders and separate them accordingly since I'm starting to have too many of them in my folder.
>>128149650
Mettaton's ass is always welcome here.
>>128149992
>Sans
>Don't fight them. You're the only reason your readings are correct, you give them the last LOVE they need.
>>128150083
Already too many.
>>128149397
Super lazyass Chara cosplay...like seriously just a shirt? Meh.
>>128149821
I cosplay a fair bit, and just planning him out, it doesn't seem to difficult.
-Black nylon pants and shirt
-Big pink boots
-Grey rubber bands to go along the sleeves of the shirt
-Black emo wig
-Face paint
-A lot of options for the belt, perhaps a cummerbund or just making a belt-type...thing, yourself
-Shaped foam shoulders (tutorials on youtube)
Of course, you can get more complex if you'd like, but just a basic cosplay of him wouldn't be too hard.
>>128149992
Completely depends on the run.
>>128149970
>Reposting my work
You cheeky bastard.I'm still surprised I draw goats so well
>>128149808
Chef everybody a cute.
>>128150083
I'm nearly at 3500. Totally unorganized in a single folder.
>>128150194
I didn't even realize that was supposed to be a Chara cosplay, I thought it was just a person in a shirt.
Damn that's lazy
>>128149992
Doin great Anon, thanks for asking!
>sansA Simple Note of Don't Hurt Anyone and Save the Goat.
>>128150083
I have no idea how many images i have, i need to organize.
>>128150210
Choose your favorite run, or the one you find to be the most interesting
>>128149906
here ya go!
>>128149970
lol thanks
I gtg now, but I had fun drawing shit and learning about /vg/. see y'all around sometime :)
>>128149992Undyne, run to the entrance of the Ruins and meet up with Sans. There's someone at the door.
>>128149368
Fine job, Anon!
>>128149831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSKyaXkzVvc
>>1281500834,700+
Help me
>>128149397
>not closing your eyes for a Frisk cosplay photo
>>128149397
attempt rankings
>POWERGAP
>1. Mettaton
>POWERGAP
>2. everyone else
>>128150159
That's sad but true.
>>128150210
Then do one for each.
>>128150320
But which goat?
>>128150407
Are you trying to murder Fruk?
>>128150334
True Pacifist, of course~
>>128149821
>Step 1: Dress up as David Bowie
>Step 2: Black hair and grey facepait
Done
>>128149575
>>128149629
>>128150408
Thanks!
>>128149756
>I was waiting for this.
oh my, that makes me happy! thanks!
>>128150065
Thank you, I liked how it turned out.
>>128150394
Thanks for drawing my request! See you around :)
>>128149992
Toriel: Go with the human
>>128150497Not with Sans around. Maybe when they're alone
>>128150334
Genocide; I'd tell Sans not to keep Toriel's promise.
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Jesus Christ
I haven't been on here for so long
I would say I missed you guys but I only really come here so I can add pictures to my Undertale folder and Charapost
Too much time on Facebook trying to get this girl
>>128149992
>undyne
>don't be a hero. Get the royal guard massed in Waterfall or Hotlands and use numbers to your advantage. Even you have limits. Attack as a team.
>>128150194
That sounds fairly simple. What would you do for the chestpiece?
>>128149992
>TorielI don't care if you're asshurt about whatever, but go with the human. Follow him.
>>128150497
EveryGote
>select all images, 2/3 are spaghetti
>>128150685
>fixes
Well at least that is something
More goat blushing
>>128150727
>Too much time on Facebook trying to get this girl
I aint gonna entertain you by biting
Get out you normie
>>128150821
REMOVE BLUSH
>>128150749
Fuck that's a good one
>>128150609
Tori following Frisk around and trying to help her!
Her overbearing tendencies causing arguments!
Frisk and Tori growing apart!
>>128150665Still waiting on lewds of tsundere schoolgirl omega flowey
>>128149209
femFrisk and Asriel is probably the only thing I'll never get enough of
>>128150227
Chef MTT a best though.
Helping your partner with their face!
>>128149992
To UndyneIf the human hurts ANYBODY, make sure to kill them as fast as you can or the entire world is doomed
>>128150083
14,300
They're seperated mostly by character but it's still really unorganized.
remove otherkin
>>128149992
Genocide run, I write a note telling Undyne there's a human about to arrive in Snowdin.She dies attempting to save Papyrus, he sees the whole thing.
>>128150821
more goat everything
especially thick goat
>>128150895
agreed
>Tori and Gorey get back together, but Tori now wears the pants in the family.
>>128150873
Toriel telling Papyrus to get lost!
Toriel fighting Undyne herself to protect Frisk!
Toriel walking through the True Lab and discovering her dead son is now a flower!
>>128150917
Reminds me of that episode from Drawn Together where they tape open the eyes of Asians so they see like normal people.
>>128151015
Genocide Papyrus fight?
>>128150859
I only used Facebook to talk to her
it's not working so far
I tried making plans to hang out with her
how about
i draw things in mspaint using my mouse and they look like total utter dogshit straight from gabe newells gaping asshole
lets go
true lab is pretty dark
and it's weird how it contrasts with the pacifist route that it appears in
>>128149992
>SansPlease don't quit.
>>128150954Goodbye.
I'll just leave it here
> inb4 tumblr
>>128151034
But Toriel was the brains behind everything already, Gerson says as much.
>>128151181
Hey that's a good idea
>>128151181
Omega Flowey
>>128151034
>now
She always had, anon.
>>128150895
Can be difficult to find decent art of it sometimes
>>128151206
Every good painting needs a few dark shades. The True Lab adds color and intrigue to the plot of TP.
>>128149368
>that first part of the video with lesser dog making a snowdog
how?
>>128151034
So literally nothing changes?
>>128151267
is this a crop?
>>128151034
That's kinda hot.
>>128151034
>now
ayy
>>128151046
Tori encountering Flowey!
Tori trying to reconnect with her long lost son!
Tori getting thrown aside, Flowey not remembering her nor caring!
Tori having an emotional crisis!
Tori going berserk and killing Flowey when he tries to hurt Frisk!
Tori trying to handle the realization she's killed her son!
>>128151267
>inb4 Tumblr
Anon a lot of us here grab art off of Tumblr to share here.
>>128151402
pet a bit.
>>128151459
and this, ladies and gentlemen, has been a list of reasons why you don't mess with canon.Unless its to save Goatbro
>>128151402
Do not pet Lesser Dog to the limit.
>>128151181
Shotagote sucking off edgegote
>>128151564
oh
i see
i go overboard every playthrough
>vaping in my room
>replaying undertale
>hanging out at /utg/
>imagining making friends
>dreaming of Asriel husbando/Undyne waifu
This is it.
This is my life now.
I've built my own special hell.
>>128151431
Maybe - but i just found it like that
Part 36 is up. We're following Gaster's POV entirely this time around.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/137044696965/a-year-every-minute-pt-36
>>128151614
Stop namefagging
>>128151660
>vaping
stopped reading there
>>128151660
Why do you always post Sans?
>>128151660
welcome welcome
welcome welcome
welcome welcome
>>128151614
AU is AU.
Also why are you namefagging? If you're not actively posting some content, just go anon. It makes people get autistic, especially in the afternoon.-Mettanon
>>128151660This is the future you chose
>>128151459
Tori snapping and going crazy!
Tori killing Asogre and stealing the human souls!
Omega Tori fighting Frisk for the last soul so she can rewrite the universe all to bring her son back!
>>128150727
Here's one for the road.
>>128151101
That was a good show.
>>128150905
>>MTT will never cook you something delicious because he loves you
>>128151783
Ok Anon
>>128151845
Got it, no namefagging, sorry. UTG is still the only bit of 4chan i've ever been to and i'm still learning the common decencys.
>>128151808
I post most characters.
This is the first time I'm talking about myself, I just had a moment of lucidity.
>>128151034
>now
>implying
>>128151034
>Asgore get's daily spankings for being bad.
HOW BIG IS YOUR PEE PEE
TELL ME NOW
>>128151034
When has she ever not
>>128150609
>>128150873
>>128151046
>>128151459
>>128151881
Would anyone be interested in a fic about this?
>>128152151
I don't have one
>The year is 20XX and a nearly destroyed Underground has become a prison for over 3 million convicted criminals who have lost, but survived, a brutal war against the United States Police Force.
>Breaking out is impossible. Breaking in is insane.
ESCAPE FROM THE UNDERGROUND
>>128152151
i don't have one, anon.
Alphys doesn't get enough respect.
Do people not realize she's a very competent scientist?
>>128152224
YES
>>128152274
>United State Police Force
Headed by Chief Pardo, I assume?
>>128152151
Why do you care?Seven inches.
>>128152147
ARTFAG GET ON IT
>>128152167
>>128152128
I dunno
the part when asgore decided to kill children and Toriel couldn't do shit against it
>>128152151
I wish I didn't have one.
>>128152147
please no bully
>>128152224
I don't know about that particular story exactly, but Toriel leaving the ruins with Frisk could be amusing.
I mean, it's not like there's any reason left to stay, anyway.
>>128152151
I'm a bottom, doesn't matter.
>>128152274
Now i want criminal (NOT HUMAN YOU TUMBLR FUCKS) versions of the monsters.
>>128152514
Let's trade places anon.
>>128152356
Just like in real life, her social incompetence and self-esteem issues overshadow all of her accomplishments.
>>128149368
>check the video
>rewind throught the annotations
>"So Cold"
>annotations start to twitch
I am officially spooked.
>>128152514
I'll trade with you anon
>>128152151
Smaller than yesterday, probably. Still about or maybe bit above average.
>>128152508
Running away does tend to remove ones ability to do stuff about things happening in the location you fled from.
>>128152508
Only because every monster was collectively going full retard so she decided everything was fucked.
>>128152151
8 inches, runs on AAs
>>128151758
Fantastic! Also god damn you breaking my heart but it's just so good. Skull, you're amazing.
>>128152224
see
>>128152541Bonus points if you turn it into a longer savefic
>>128152274
With special appearence by Judge Red
>>128152640
>>128152672
Toriel ran away after the point where Asgore made a decision she didn't agree with.they're both cowardly/passive in their own ways so i really dunno
>>128152508
>implying she tried
>implying the real reason she left wasn't because she was pissed that he went against her for the first time
>>128152395
>>128152541
I probably wouldn't have things get that extreme so quickly at the end, but I think it could be good. I need something to write, sinceI don't want to continue my MC/MTT fic, also don't know how to continue it.
>>128152713
I keep hearing that term, what does SAVEfic mean?..
>>128152707
Thank you, thank you. You're making me blush.
>>128152508
>couldn't
She saved Frisk, so that's clearly not true
Time for some more robobutt.
>>128152620
>>128152579
At least I can always fall back on you guys to help me out.
>>128152904
how about bulge?
>>128152881
she couldn't at the time
you see, this is called 'character development'
amazing
>>128152870
SAVEfic = the goatkid being saved in any way.
>>128152870
Dolewds of Napsterton and Mettaton
THICK UNDYNE
>>128152904
but he produces waste products from there
>>128151181
Sounds goodCLQ please leave
>>128152151
5'
Muffet is cute! CUTE!
>>128152870
SAVEfic usually means saving the goat or something along those lines.
Postgay shit
>>128152794
>>128152821
>husband decides "LET'S MURDER CHILDREN"
She probably wouldn't even want to look at him after that.
>>128152356
Because people forgot about her when they started speculating about Gaster and Sans' history. Now all she ever amounted to was creating a robot.
People forget even about her fridges and the fact that she just invented that as a gift. There should have been more Alphys tech in the game.
sometimes i want a vagina tbhhhhh
i wanna be a girl tbhhhhhh
>>128153139
>>128152973
Y-yes please!
>>128152870
SAVEfic means Asriel is alive at the end of TP through science or magic
>>128153115
what the fuck does crybleat mean then?
>>128153139
>>128153161
So what you're saying is, ultimately she didn't wear the pants?
>>128153008
>nose
>>128153230
That's an drawfag
>>128153230
he's an artist that lurks here
>>128153008
???
>>128153161
>husband decides "LET'S MURDER CHILDREN"
He only decided to murder humans anon, not children. The only thing that states that six were kids anyways is word of god, in the actual game its never said and lots of the armor / weapons could be age neutral. Its not like Asgore choose to only attack kids or something.
>>128153139
>>128152597
People also like to get really angry over her lying to you and putting on the whole act in Hotland. And criticize her for not knowing what would happen in a completely unknown science that she was experimenting with for the purpose of freeing her people, and she still did it as safely as possible, using essentially corpses donated for that purpose. Lots of people also forget that the amalgamates aren't actually eldritch horrors and instead go on to live happily with their families.
>>128152990
>>128153115
>>128153225
Oh, that should have been more obvious.
>>128153001
I could probably write a decent lewd, considering my history in the IRC and other places.
>>128153180
>sometimesLucky..
>>128153309
that's just fat
>>128153374
Lizard is a filthy lying dog, we know this anon.
>>128152151
6 inch
but i have mild phimosis and pulling my foreskin back fully is highly uncomfortable even with home therapy to stretch it
you can get minor surgery to correct it or there's some actual medical treatments but i've never gone to anyone about it
what are you guy's thoughts on this fanfic i found?
http://pastebin.com/YjpB9Kig
it's a fic with happy asgore, it's one of the better one's i've read
>>128153087
We need more cute Muffet.
>>128153008
I thought I was digusted by the butt, but in fact I am disgusted by her human face.
>>128153285
She still wore the pants but when the person you live with seriously considers murdering children and you're enamored with taking care of children you probably just shake your head and leave forever not thinking they're worth a retort.
>>128152973
Bulge is also fine.
>>128153168
Pretty sure all tech was her doing except the CORE. Alphys is more fondly remembered as Lizard Mengele and creating the body for a better character than being behind all technology we're used to, even if they are quirky subversions like the hot fridge
This probably would've helped if Gaster wasn't cut out and everything was split 50/50 between him and Alphys
>>128153431
Oh good, I was just shitposting. If it's like the Asriel goes to McDonalds/Monster Kid goes to Burger King fics, I'll definitely read it
>>128153516
Anon, your life will be easier if you just CUT IT OFF.
>>128153168
With how fast she upgrades your phone with ridiculous abilities, there is way too little emphasis put on how good she is with tech, yeah. We only really hear about anything besides the phone and Mettaton in passing from Undyne pretty much.
>>128153529
Toriel please stop linking your OOC vore fics
>>128153087
Muffet is dead and doesn't like anyone.
dating a cute monster!!!!
said monster helping you become a cute girl/boy with monster magic!
you being happy and comfortable with your new body!!!!
monster magic being much better than human hormone therapy!!!!
>>128153682
>With how fast she upgrades your phone with ridiculous abilities
Surely she just copies your phone numbers over to a phone she had already prepped with all the required capabilities in mind.
>>128153529
>>128152612
Nice, that was the intention.
>>128153554
I can't see either of them as being too commanding, monsters are generally a bit more friendly than humans anyway.
Toriel seems like she'd be much more comfortable with making decisions and running things, but I can't see her as being any better with direct confrontation than Asgore was.
Asgore prefers the simpler things and demonstrably just isn't fit for leadership.
Asgore never meant to hurt anyone, but as we all know, nobody ever really does. Doesn't change what happened.
>>128150159
Wouldn't killing Asgore give them the same?
I mean, you hit level-cap after killing Sans, presumably Asgore would have done the same given that he's the fucking monster-king.
>>128153667
Get outta here Israel.
>>128153682
I never saw that comic before. Is that based on something specific?
>>128153731
Cool. Now I can finally try to get the fish.
>>128153716
>implying it isn't basically canon
>>128153731
Enemy of God. Repent, sinner.
>>128153594
>tfw you will never end a date with Mettaton by pulling them close to you andI believe that Detective Manny Pardo is the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time and if you disagree you are obviously a brainwashed Jacket Jackoff. Jacket isn't even that good of a killer, he has already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, The Miami Mutilator. Sound scary? Well, it's a good thing the master detective Manny Pardo is right on the case. However... this may be too much... even for a man like him.
>>128153798
That would be a logical explanation, the noise you hear could just be for effect.
>>128153902
Just generic teenager mystery novel things I think.
>>128154084
Toriel please, don't you have some children to go lock out of your house when they refuse to play along with your insane delusions
>>128149992ALPHYS and/or SANSIf either of them recieves this not, they're gonna show the other anywayHIS SOUL IS STILL HERE
It works for pacifist, neutral, and genocide :D
>>128149992
>Toriel
Right before everyone leaves, go back to the flower bed in the ruins
How is hotline miami 2 compared to one
I don't own and haven't played either but 2 seems to have a more vocal fanbase and I'm willing to put some dotabucks on one of them
>>128154156
>Chara will never stuff herself full with chocolate anddo you wanna have a bad time? because if you take another step forward, you aren't gonna like what happens next.
>>128153529
>>128153716
Is it Asvore again? It's asvore, isn't it
>>128154156
You people are going too far.
>>128153845
Seeing as Toriel literally reads facts as a hobby and has lived for a long time she probably has a huge accumulative knowledge and is accustomed to decision-making. Asgore was probably just made king because he was likable, and he ended up putting every tyke on a 10 foot pike because he needed hope and then all of his peers wanted humans dead and it became his duty. He will never wash the blood from his hands now.
>>128153008
>nose
>the /fit/test monster on the underground thick
Not even close, anon
>>128154349
Nah, 2 is more story heavy but does not necessarily play better.
Get 1, if you want more story get 2. 1 is a legitimately good game, 2 is where all the strange memes came from.
>>128154545
>Toriel is also extremely /fit/
>everyone that makes her fat despite her clearly being healthy weight, an olympic-level sprinter, climbs a flat brick surface to get up and down from the balcony to the ruins city
Requesting lewds of Toriel gutted, organs removed, tits spilling to either side of the incision, with a nice gaping pussy. Maybe even with her head cut off and on a shelf so you can look her in the eyes while fucking her.
If you could make her chest cavity clearly visible to expose her meat and leave just her spine and uterus it would be appreciated too but I'll take anything. I'm not trying to be an edgelord, I just really wanna see lewd necro goats.
>>128151181Toriel and Faceless Void having 4th-dimensional anal sex in the void while Asgore watches with a chub not too far in the distance
>>128154652
Damn, Frisk got legs.
Alright, going to fuck off for a bit. I might go play some games with friends when I come back or I might start writing part 37, either way I'm sure I'll get another section of AYEM out sometime tonight.
>>128154652
hot
>>128154708
She's a monster, she turns into dust, senpai.
>>128154701
By fat do you mean thick
>>128154813
Okay... hook her up to a machine that replaced the function of her organs so she isn't actually dead... just incoherent.
>>128153010
>Mettaton
>waste
The only thing his body produces is gooey bubblegum goodness
>>128154708
Wosh away all sin.
@128154708
Here we go again
>>128154813
Not if you keep her on the verge of death but not quite dead desu senpaitachi
How populated was the Underground? We never got to see the capital, aside from the castle, and the most populated place we saw was a small village.
remember this flowe
>>128154708
Easiest guro I've ever done tbqfhwy familia
>>128154652
do you know the artist?
>>128154863
tHiCk
>>128154930
https://twitter.com/UN_fofu/status/662307353388146688
>>128154708
Not this again.
>>128154863
That is literally just obese
>>128154915
I wanna smooch the flowe!
Fairly important:
http://strawpoll.me/6505403
>>128154915
remember these are flowe
>>128154349
You'll want to play the first for alot of back info that comes up in the second game.
>>128154708
>>128154918
you are the wosh we need
>>128154915
i wanna protect this flowe
>>128154915
I love him
>>128153658
I mean, it would be cuteat the beginning. But as it goes on, Frisk/Tori start to have issues. Probably nothing as crazy as Omega Tori, but something with Flowey for sure.
>>128155050
>you make me choose between flowerposters, charaposters and asrielposters
I can't decide
Flowey lewding you!
>>128155231
Flowey is pure
>>128155050
going with dadfags or charafags
asrielfags spam garbage, but you don't normally see entire essays defending their husbando from them. character defending essays are a recurring thing for dadfags and charafags.
>>128154558
>>128155110I caved and just bought both
>>128155314
nope
floe is pure
Just thought I'd drop by this general to say I thought the bad time was just a meme, but am currently having an exceptionally bad time, considering bitching out and just doing a few neutral run variants to see how that goes since I did true pacifist first.
accidentally posted in old thread
>>128155351
>>128155351
> a paragraph or two is an essay
also
>chara
>husbando
I want an alternative story in which poncho kid is exiled into Mount Ebott after being betrayed, and he has to learn to live with the monsters he once saw as the enemy of humankind.
sans isn't depressed
he's just nihilistic
i know how he feels, i was like him once
>>128154763
See you soon Skull, take care.
>>128155351
Probably because both characters have done shit and most Asrielfags lump all of his sins on Flowey saying he wasn't in the right state of mind
Or they want Edgegote to dom them. It really helps when their character has like 5 different forms and personalities
>>128155351
fuck people who want to actually talk about the game
>>128155524
Chara can be a husband.
I should've put them as my answer, since they're the ones that get autistic about >they, >she, or >he
>>128155492
Can't say we didn't warn youFinish your job
>>128155050
This used to change every two weeks or so, it's a little sad that the Chara folks have so many bad apples in their bunch that consistently cause trouble.
>>128155050
asrielfags are fucking insanse autistic psychopaths
fuckin weirdos obsessed with some unsaveable goat kid
fucking creeps who want to do lewd things with a goat child
or want an adult god goat to do lewd things to them
there are more subcategories of asrielfags than most fags usually have
and that's what makes them the fucking worst
SIT IN THE DARK AND PONDER HOW IM FIT TO MAKE THE BOTTOM FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN YUH
What did he mean by this?
>>128155524
I wish it was a paragraph. I've seen full 5 paragraph posts defending the morality of Asgore before.
Post the hardcorest Temmies please!
He is the best school-cat!I'm new to Undertale, but Temmie are instantly the most relateable characters in the game.
>>128155492
>>128155448
flowe is a slut
>>128155597
Time to turn it into radical nihilism.
>>128155670
>>128155612
>>128155351
>asrielfags spam garbage, but you don't normally see entire essays defending their husbando
I think your forgetting the many many Savefics that exist to save their husbando that you only interacted with for about 5 mins in the actual game
>>128155873
>He
Wosh.
>>128155859
There's an archive, feel free to link the post you didn't like
>>128155873
temmie are female
>>128155836
what if i don't want to lewd him? i just want to boobity doop bood his snootely snoot
>>128155957
He could be talking about Bob.
>>128155357
Have fun.
I ended up listening to the soundtrack again thanks to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRUKLKCY-w
>>128155836
You already lost Chara
if i'd ever had a person like papyrus in my life things would've been a lot different
>>128154913
They talk about how it was getting pretty crowded in the Capital, so probably much more than we got to see
>>128155859
>tfw I know there is a good chance your talking about me
I just like talking about that kind of stuff..
>>128156015
Even bob?
>>128155957
What about Bob?
>>128155928
The reason people stopped bitching because people started separating the Asrielfags into different tiers and categories
He's the most popular character by a huge margin and the main icon of the game as Flowey, so you got faggots for every category of gote under the sun, some of which are shared between different forms. Asrielfags are only any less annoying than dadfags or Charafags when you're comparing tiers, which there's probably more of the latter two than one tier of Asrielfag
But combining the Asrielfags into one, messy amalgamate of faggotry creates something to wash out the autism of all three plus Sansfags for good measure
>>128156037
is Bob a female?if Bob's a dude would that mean he's like a reverse smurfette
would you hangout with luigi
>>128155050
Charafags would be literally antisocial.
>>128156218
Too bad there isn't more of Mettaton in that speech.
>>128156304
I would marry Luigi and we'd live a happy life together where he'd never be scared again.
KISS
THE
FLOWER
>>128156482
I want to hold Flowey's petals!
>>128156218
I would
>>128155050
Glad everyone is in agreement in Charafags being number one
>>128155873
>he
All Temmies, except Bob, are female, lad
>>128156559
I want to marry flowey!
Is this all /utg/ is as of late? Bitching about other posters?
>>128156482
>>128156624
It is what 4chan in general has always been about.
>>128156624
Just gotta wait for those comfy hours
>>128156615How do we know Bob isn't female too?
>>128156624
Yep, that's mostly it.
Hi, darling!
Anything to confess?
Reminder that Asgore with his souls could not defeat the United States Military in an engagement and his entire army would be destroyed. Semper Fi.
>>128148623
>Best ending
>It's actually the worst
I-I mean hail to Mettaton, I love doing nothing but worshiping Mettaton just to stay alive!
>>128156725
MTT,I want to commit a sin when I look at you
>>128156725
This is my confession in comic form, all the sins I committed on my mail route
>>128156725I beat it to the thought of Alphys berating me while I fuck her in a dumpster.
>>128156701
because bobis a cuntboy
>>128156725
You shouldn't be a nun.
>>128156758
not necessarily true, omega flowey was a freak of nature and we don't know what this surface world was like technology wise at this point
>>128156725
I dream about what your ass tastes like.In actuality I did have an Undertale dream where there was a movie and Mettaton was the villain, but it was very tame.
>>128156792
What was that, darling? Do you have something to say to me?
Asriel Form Cancer Tier List:
>Not Cancer
Normal Flowey
Non-Lewd Shotagote
>Beign tumor
Omega Flowey
>At risk of cancer
Non-lewd Edgegoat
>Malignant cancer
Lewd Edgegoat
>Stage 4 Everything's Fucked Cancer
Lewd Shotagoat
>>128156880
By now I imagine your skin to actually be green.
The only ending I like is when Toriel is happy because it means all the monsters are also happy.
>>128156482
anon that is lewd
>>128156964
N-nothing! I love being aliv- uh I LOVE Mettaton!
>>128156970
I'd put omega flowey on the same tier as non-lewd edgegoat but other than that canonically and objectively correct
>>128156970
This is what I was talking aboutWhat about lewd Flowey/OF?
>>128156482
shalalalala my oh my, look at the girl too shy, she ain't gonna, kiss the flow (whoo ooo).
>>128155597
man
i really am kin with sans
>>128156970
Add lewd Flowey to Stage 4 and you're set.
I think all charater posters because they bring life and discussion to this general aside from Chara ones who just make up shit and then argue it as fact.
Also ectodick
>>128155928
savefics are isolated on pastebins
no ones posting their multichapter garbage as greentext in this thread
>>128154978
thanks senpai
I'm ok with this
>Characterfags fighting each other to determine who is the most autistic
Do you realize every fanbase has its own bunch of autists?
Everyone fucking loses, i just hope that the day you will get it, you guys will stop fighting like those 12y/o bitching about wich game is the bestfight me faggots
>>128156031
that shit right there is why i hate you faggotsso do i anon, i just say "kiss him" though
>>128156073
fuck you you can't tell me what to do
>>128157243
Careful there friend, as soon as you say anything against Chara or chara posters they'll come out to get you, and they'll never stop.
>>128157350
cute gote!
>>128157350
zoo wee momma
>>128153309
>in an alternate reality where alphys is the buff one and undyne's her opposite
>>128157345
Crap, meant to quote >>128156970
>>128157060
Except the Dog ending.
who's worse
charafags
or
eridan-did-nothing-wrong fags
>>128156970
Yeah, I can't really argue with that. Gote remains cute regardless.
>>128157350
On the flipside, it also means that every fanbase has its own group of alright people as well. Can we just all agree that there are good and bad groups for each character fanbase and call it a day?
>>128157676
as long as well all agree that charafags have the largest bad to good ratio
>>128157676
No we have to fight about which posters are the worst and bully them off the board before chaos erupts
>>128152541
Of course, I'm not sure what the actual plan would be once they got there.
>>128156943
Oh i would love to hear some details about that dream.
>>128157567The dog ending is a joke and non-canon at all.
>>128157583
Most Charafags outside of shitposters accept Chara was a little twat through-and-through
Anything Homestuck is bottom tier
>>128157676
>agreeing
That never happens.
>>128156970
unless the edgegote is cute
also where does adult gote fall on this spectrum?
>>128157762
The goal is to prevent infighting and chaos... by causing infighting and chaos?
>>128156758
Asriel with the equivalent of seven human souls could not be defeated by a child clad in filthy bandages wielding a stick. He had much greater killing-intent and motivation than his father. Asgore lives because a toddler wills it, not because of his strength. Semper Fi.
Not sure if I'll get pulled away for games or not, but I'm going to start part 37 anyway.
I want toeat you!
>>128156725
I want to rape you pregnant
>>128157883
yes
>>128157882
Lumped in with Edgy.
>>128157820
you could always name it "get cucked"
Are there any fandubs of papyrus with a skeletor-like voice?
>>128156758
>>128157897
please stop posting you tiresome fucking toon
>>128158149
The hard part is finding a fandub where he doesn't sound like that.
>>128158149
almost all of them.
>>128148753
Toriel, you shouldn't be on this website. It is FOREBODEN.
>>128158149
Too many
>>128158072
I refuse to be yummy yummy in Anon's tummy.
Have a Smooth Gaster.
>>128156725
I want to lick your bulge.
>asgorefags
/utg/ is my husbando
boob
>writefriends are slowly but surely disappearing
This is the end
Post Spec Ops the Undertale.
>Gaster? Is that you?
>You tell me.
>I'm done with these tricks Gaster!
>I assure you, this is no trick.
>>128158227
Just pointing out that the king of all monsters is weak and defeatable, and should not be considered the ultimate or even the penultimate warrior of his race even empowered with the stolen strength of others. Semper Fi.
>>128157762
I SWEAR THIS SMUG GOAT PICTURE IS IN EVERY GODDAMN THREAD
>>128158323
>implying Asgorefags are the only ones that get triggered over Soriel
kek if thats true then around 80% of this place is nothing but them
>>128158446
im pretty sure it's like literally one guy
yo one dadfag, stop posting that picture
>>128150895
There's only one thing I like more.
>>128158296
lol gaster is a butt
>>128158323
It's alarmingly true.
Someone got triggered by Toriel having a skeleton sticker on the underside of her skateboard in a fucking joke picture last night.
>>128158460
>Implying that's wrong
>>128158323
I'm starting to see more people bitching about dadfags than actual dadfags
Why is that?
>>128158446
>>128158523
Its a good picture though
>>128158353
I guess thats my queue to chime in. Here's the sequel to my serious/sad fic following Toriel and Asgore's relationship one on the surface. Common praise seems to be that it doesn't devolve into typical shipping nonsense, so take that for what its worth.
http://pastebin.com/MwwrxP8Z
Comments and critique are appreciated.
>>128158619
Because the asgorefags became really annoying during the past few days
>>128158570
It is tho
>>128158619
Well, there are more people that complain about catfuckers than there are actual catfuckers
>>128158356
I feel that the roles of Walker and Konrad would be better filled with Frisk and Asgore, as up until the end Asgore was made out to be a fairly bad person who could be blamed for many problems, but ultimately could not control the situation.
>>128158446
It's that one really obnoxious Asgorefag, you know the one who puts his filename numbers in brackets, he posts it when deliberately starting shit with others. Easily one of the worst posters in these threads.
>>128157345
I have mixed feelings about pictures along these lines. On the one hand, they look great. On the other hand, isn't Final Flowey the way he is because he's supposed to be outside the rules, in a sense? So if you change the rules and Frisk is drawn normally, then shouldn't Flowey end up as some sort of hideous fractal deep-dream headache-inducing abomination?
>>128157942
Fuck skull I almost cried at that last part. Why do you do this to me. That genocide stuff hits me in such a hard way
>>128158698
>profiling
>>128158678
I've been here the past few days, the people constantly bitching about them are far more annoying
>>128158678
They've been annoying for a month or two.
>>128158230
>Papyrus will never have a voice that doesn't sound grating to the ear in fandubs
I'm sad that there aren't any fandubs that give him a normal voice.
>>128158774
Paranoia-kun pls go.
Skeletons are bad at video games.
>>128158547
a very smooth one at that
Home /utg/! Love you!
>>128158353
Sorry about that, I'm still here, I'm just lurking. Maybe I can muster the motivation to write something today, we'll see
have a cute gote as an apology
What is the "Shed 17" of Undertale fanfiction?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>128158691
He could absolutely control the situation you ninny. He was simply too accommodating and weak to admit he was wrong because he just wanted his people to be happy.
Asgore started shit, continued shit, and would have finished shit if not for the intervention of others. It was out of his control because he was too weak to even try and take it back.
>>128158667
That sounds pretty promising actually.I can't read it right now but I will make sure to do it later.
>>128158821
Videogames are bad at skeletons
>>128158851
Write another SAVEfic you fuckapology accepted, I missed you
>>128158813
Let's be honest, his voice in-game isn't that soothing
>>128158446
there's this one fucking smug Asriel picture that pisses me the fuck off every time I see it
i fucking hate goatfags
>>128158813
There's this guy who makes him sound like an angry Homestar, but you may find it cringe-inducing
https://youtu.be/4X9KeUUmqEs?list=PLNnF0PfJ938TQsgOVY2rRedH-DPA6vqzS&t=26
>>128159069
>>128159004
>>128158619
The same reason there's more bitching about Soriel than actual Soriel.
Asgorefags have become really insufferable lately, people are sick of them. Have you noticed that people don't really bitch about Mettaton posters, or Burgerpants or whatever? It's because they don't deliberately start shit and shit on other characters, unlike Asgorefags.
>>128159016
Not "videogames are bad for skeletons"?
>>128159191
>so what part am I playing? A prince? A villain?
oh shit i just got that. shit im a retard
>>128159224
bad is videogames for skeletons
>>128159004
>>128159191
Just stitch the whole comic together.
>>128158691
>Frisk entered the throne room, unarmed, bloody, and dusty.
>The throne chair faces away from them, the silhouette of Asgores armor showing in the darkness.
>"Asgore, I've finally found you. No more games."
>"I assure you, human, this is no game."
>Frisk stumbles up to the throne and walks around, revealing the armor of Asgore filled with dust, rusty knife sitting by the side.
>Frisk picks up the knife, and suddenly Asgore appears behind them.
>"Unfortunately, it seems that my peoples beliefs of my... longevity, have been greatly exaggerated."
>>128159069
>>128159203
You guys do realize youre having a little conversation in this thread with no one jumping out at you? I mean I guess I am, but I don't mind it. Just pointing it out.
>>128159203
Let's be honest. If Mettalegs EX didn't exist, Mettaton would've been one of the more divisive characters in the entire thread
>>128159068
But it doesn't automatically mean he has a stupid accent!
I'd prefer it if he sounded something like Yuri Lowenthal.
>>128159191
>>128159120
That's actually pretty good. Undyne voice is meh, but they work well together
>>128159120
funny enoughthat dude also made an audio blog for lewd sans
Time to erase the happiness of everyone and do my genocide run.
>>128159363
I found box Mettaton charming. He'd be less talked about because there'd be less porn of him, though.
>>128158734
:)
>>128159363
I still hate him.
>>128159203
This conversation stemmed from someone bitching about asgorefags with no provocation
You idiots are becoming what you hate.
Anyone got a picture of the Asriel Battle? I want to do this to it.
>>128159391
Alright
If 0~4, I write an Underswap Fishbones oneshot
if 5~9, I keep wasting my time playing some TW:S2
Rolling
>>128159569
I don't see how the fountain and that statue are connected
>>128159420
I didn't want to know that.
I could have kept living my life happily not knowing that.
>>128159363
Uh, what? Pretty much everyone liked Mettaton's antics in box-form, he was funny and charming, even if he didn't really show any redeeming traits up till his EX fight.
He wouldn't be divisive, he'd probably just be less popular. People would say 'Yeah he's cool' and go back to posting about goats or whatever.
>>128159569
>tfw never realised this
fuuuuuuuuuck
who /wantstocuddewithagoat/ here
>>128159673
MTT removed the Asriel memorial to put in his own statue.
>>128159793
Me
>>128159634
>>128159793
Cats are better for cuddling
>>128159569
What are chances that water from fountain is dripping onto statue?
>>128159662
Well, it's not standard fishbones, so I guess you get a pass.
But I got my eye on you, bucko.
>>128159793
m-me
>>128159489
Have fun.Planning to sell your soul to Chara or reseting after Sans?
>>128159673
>>128159805
And the old memorial statue played Asriel's music-box theme. And didn't look like garish MTT-brand shit.
>>128159673
>There is a statue of a goat
>The fountain is a memorial for a member of the royal family
>The statue of Mettaton was added recently
A)Why would someone put a statue in the middle of a cavern?
B)What member of the royal family died and is also a goat?
>>128159569
Undyne reveals that Asriel's statue has been hanging around Waterfall for ages, though, and she based the piano puzzle off it.
Given that Mettaton added his own statue really recently, I doubt that he took Asriel's statue away, he just put a new one where it had previously been.
>>128159673
>abandoned statue
>plays asriel's theme
>found near an area for disposing trash
>mettaton recently added himself to a "royal memorial fountain"
>probably not functioning as intended, since water is being shot everywhere
GEE
I DONT KNOW
>>128159870
Yeah, but you can't cuddlesexuallywith a cat.
>>128159876
To be honest, it isn't romance, it's just something that I want to get out of my head.
>>128159569
Presumptive Asrielfags, everyone
>>128159861
>>128160041
>implying its not 100% true
>>128160041
>you have to be an asrielfag to hate someone for being vain enough to fuck up a memorial to a dead child with their own shit
o i am laffin
>>128160041
memorial means it's meant to honor someone who died
like, let's say Asriel for example
and the fact it's a "royal" memorial fountain narrows down the amount of people it could be signifigantly. Down to like, 2 people, and we never see a Chara statue anywhere
>>128159943
If it's not literally spelled out in game it isn't canonjust kidding, but there are actual autists that believe this in this thread right now
>>128160108
Read here, sweetheart. >>128159941
Plus, why would Asriel's statue be in a hotel? You think Mettaton built it in a week, too?
>>128155873
Temmie!
>>128159870
>>128159984
>>128160030
>>128160146
>>128160202Kill yourself
>>128160041
I'm sure the old statue was playing Asriel's theme for some other reason than it being connected to him. And the statue added to the memorial just happens to be missing the intended area.
>>128160079
Last one!
>>128160079
You know, it's funny how many comics don't actually need the last panel.
>>128158845
I love you too pumpkin
Ever since attempting to do a genocide run and getting stopped by sans, whenever I hear Megalovania I can physically feel my stress rising.
>>128160180
But Undyne (who might I add doesn't even like Mettaton) says that Asriel's statue has been in Waterfall for a very long time.
Mettaton hasn't been a star for a very long time, and only added his statue last week.
He couldn't have taken the statue away, the timing is all wrong.
>>128160041
Even if the statue didn't come from the memorial, he still put his own fucking likeness on a dead kid's memorial fountain
>>128160202What?I don't understand how that even makes sense?
>>128160309
???
>>128159917
>Not selling your soul
All it does is improving the music you get on ending screen
>>128160180
>Statue of bad memories and a reminder of war
vs.
>Statue of a star who brings hope and entertainment
>>128160247
>Plus, why would Asriel's statue be in a hotel?
It wasn't a hotel.
Mettaton turned it into one after he took over. It was an actual living space/apartment building before hand, not to mention the only real path to the Capital from hotlands.
>>128160317
This was already stitched together you fucking dumbass.
>>128160353
To be fair to mettaton this was after hundreds of years later and fits with the theme of moving on that Undertale has
>>128160009
I'm begrudgingly calling off the squads.
>>128160327The bird noises are fucking me up since I completed a genocide run, help.
Hi Catfucker.
>>128160481
but...
what the fuck?
are you saying you actually do that????
I WANT TO GET FUCKED BY THE SMALL SKELETON
>>128159940
>B)
Every one of them.
kitty cat robot cactus
>>128160482
It could have just been a few decades, and there's literally no excuse to desecrate a dead child of the royal families memorial fountain
>>128160478
Who puts a dead kid's memorial in an apartment building?
I do think the statue in the cave was Asriel's memorial, but it doesn't make any sense that it was where Mettaton's new fountain is. It's more likely that Asgore dumped it in the cave since he felt so terrible about all of it.
>>128160546
Hullo
>>128160571
Yes?
Is that such an unreasonable thing to do?
>>128160571
Oh you sweet summer child
>>128150227
>Toriel, Grillby and Muffet cooking together
Love it, need more. Muffet doing desserts, Grillby covers meats, Toriel as the head chef plating up and designing everything.
>>128160571
He didn't get the name "Catfucker" for being a nice guy.
I found something awesome
What would you say if you were in Undyne's position here?
>>128160330
To be fair, there's a lot of inconsistencies like that in the game.
Like how nothing on the surface or from the surface seems very futuristic, the first human fell in 201X and that was long enough ago that Gerson, Asgore, and Toriel are the ones who have seen a human.
>>128160657
Why?
What made you want to abuse animals?
>>128158810
More more dumb comics by this person.
>>128160648
>Asgore getting rid of his sons memorial in a place he doesn't visit much
>when he wouldn't even change anything in his house that is filled with reminders of Chara and Asriel
yeah sounds legit
>>128160481
I didn't catfucker was here. I've seen you around.
>>128160571
oh child.
please leave this place. leave and never turn back. remain untainted, i beg you.
>>128160586
??
>>128160761
"Even as a lesbian I realize that this is a crime against God. My holy duty by the Lord is to wipe these freaks of nature from existence."
>>128160571
How long have you been here?
>>128160780
What makes you think I abuse animals?
>>128160330
Even if he didn't take the statue away, he still slapped a shitty rendition of himself that gets water everywhere onto a memorial fountain.
>>128160394
>disrespecting a memorial to a dead child is okay as long as you're a celebrity
o
i
am
laffin
>>128160761
I was interested in that comic until it turned into skeleton laser werewolves.
>>128160956
You just fucking admitted to it??
>>128160826I WANT TO PROTECT THOSE SKELETONS
>>128160761
Depends what he's lazerborfing
I'd probably make himcarry me into battle
>>128160756
Looks awesome!
>>128160913
So Undyne becomes the Batter?
>>128160795
What sounds more legit? Asgore getting asked by his subjects for something they like and getting it
Much of the Underground doesn't even know who the fuck Asriel is, but everyone loves Mettaton. Why convince them at all when he just goes through with what they want?
>>128160826
THAT"S TOO SMALL but very cute
>>128160690
>>128150227
Addendum: the restaurant is failing, and thus they get a visit from Toriel's cousin
GordonRAMsey
>>128160826
>tfw no tiny Sans to pamper and spoil with snacks and cozy sleeping spots
>>128158845
/utg/, how do you feel about the sexualization of this anon?
gettingyou pregnant!!!!
>>128161191
DO NOT
>>128161191
Not nearly enough of him to go around.
>>128160030
>>128160202
>>128160481
>>128160657
>>128160956
Catfucker, FUCK OFF
>>128161241
but I'm a boy
milking pregnant toriel!
>>128160976
>Dead child literally nobody even fucking knows
Asgore keeps all his pain to himself son. Toriel fucked off and Asgore keeps writing in his diary how everything's a nice day today while keeping New Home exactly the same. He's a fucking pushover, removing a statue that nobody cares about in-universe isn't out of character for anyone
Nobody knows or cares about Asriel except for the Dreemurrs and us
>>128161313
Don't give him attention you moron
>>128161090
>Much of the Underground doesn't even know who Asriel is
The monsters literally tell you Asriel's story in New Home. Please play the video game before posting.
>>128161290
Oh, so you're in denial.
>and suck his dick
Is that not animal abuse?
>>128160993
What were you expecting, with a cover like this?
>>128161039
He's clearing an avalanche.
But the option to ride Gaster Blasters into battle does sound like a cool idea if a sequel's ever made.
>>128158845
Welcome back anon, I love you too.
>>128161241
>>128161276
Crate son is not for lewd
>>128161398
That's New Home, not the CORE
Or Waterfall
Or Snowdin
Or majority of the underground, otherwise I would've heard about Asriel LONG before New Home, right?
>>128161032
>>128161140
>>128161184
Small skeletons are best skeletons.
Well, that is a lie, skeletons of all sizes are best skeletons but I like small ones a lot.
>>128161352
>You haven't even reached new home
>Browsing /utg/
Go finish the game and think about who's delivering you the story of Asriel
>>128161416
Papyrus learning to control Gaster Blasters? Certainly not turning into one.
>>128161409
anon you're not gonna win this fight
>>128161409
Report and ignore anon, don't reply.
>>128160550
The whole comic was stitched
>>128160993
>skeleton laser werewolves
A case of the idea being better than the reality?
>>128161352
>Nobody knows or cares about Asriel except for the Dreemurrs and us
Did you just forget about how one of every monster type showed up to tell you the story of whateveryone thoughtwent down with Chara and Asriel?
The legend is well known, retard.
>>128161497
Why would someone just start talking about the dead prince? I don't walk up to tourists and start telling them Joe Biden's kid is dead.
taking quick requests
>>128161509
How would it not be???
>>128160317
Anyone have this stitched?
>>128161504
I meant passed new home
>>128154442
at this point i'm almost tempted to write an undyne/pardo noir partner piece out of respect for that meme's diligence
>>128161598
Annoying Dog.
>>128161593
Because it's a major motivation for Asgore and exactly why he's doing what he does?
Why do they just suddenly start telling you at New Home at all, then?
>>128161598
Frisk, but they have a butt for a face.
>>128161560
I was desperately hoping we weren't going to destroy the image limit with yet another panel-by-panel comic.
>>128161598
Best dog being pet.
>>128161598
yummy in charas tummy anon
>>128161579
"Idea being better than the reality"?
What does that mean?
Can you explain?
>>128161630
Anon there is literally no reasoning with catfucker. Others have tried many times, he's too far gone.
Please stop giving him attention and talk about the game.
>>128161813
Its a cool idea but when put into practice is just dumb
>>128161497
The monsters in New Home are the same ones from those areas. Froggit, Snowdrake, Woshua, Shyren, Knight-knight, Whimsalot, etc etc all show up to tell you the story of Asriel. Again, please play the video game before posting.
>>128161598
Draw being yummy in Chara's tummy
>>128161729
Likely because the monsters at New Home have figured out you're a human, anon, and they're letting you go to Asgore so he can turbofuck you in all your holes with his trident.
>>128161858
When have I shown that I refuse to reason?
>>128161498
Imagine cleaning tiny skeletons with a q-tip. Imagine.
>>128161598
Asriel snoot
>>128161813
I think they mean the idea sounds good on paper but in practice it's not that great. I've gotta agree.
>>128161813
Sounded cool when it was thought of, worked like shit when executed.
>>128161748
Animals don't enjoy sex
Is it wrong I want to marry a spider? I mean, we are not even on the same phylum.
>>128161241
>>128161451
>Asriel is not ready to be a father.
>>128162020
This is a weird post because it's obvious b8 but it's not b8 that would get anybody mad
>>128162020
What makes you think they don't?
>>128162020
Not that I'd ever defend Catfucker, but that statement is incorrect.
>>128159569
Best character's statue replaced worst character's statue, I see no issue here
>>128161918
They are also inconsistent with the rest of the enemies in the game. At no point do Froggits speak English or are there multiple Snowdrakes. The way that story is explained is a shitty info dump at the end of the game out of nowhere
I'm still wondering though why it takes up until New Home for the monsters who apparently don't even know that you're human just randomly start spouting the story of Asriel and Chara right before Asgore
>>128161598
Alphys with a gun.
It's a classic.
>>128161971
Imagine angrily snapping the tiny skeleton's leg like a twig when he misbehaves. Feel him writhing and shivering in your palms as he struggles through the pain.
>>128149397
Would smang the Alphys tbqh
>>128161671
THETHICKSKINS NEVER DIE
CAN'T WOSH THIS BLOOD OFF OUR HANDS
LET THE WORLD FEAR US ALL
IT'S JUST MEANS TO AN END
>>128161909
>>128162001
>>128162002
Ah, I see.
So it's all about the execution, not the ideas.
I wonder what it would take for skeleton laser werewolves to work in practice.
Can the next thread add "DO NOT REPLY TO CATFUCKER" in the OP
>>128162028
would let hereatyou after you mate?not in a vore way but a "nutrients for your babies" way
>>128161749
I wish people would stitch the god damn comics before posting them
It's okay if you are just going to post one panel and not the others but don't spam the thread with them
>>128162215
Do not abuse the skeleton.
>>128162126
Do you have any evidence that they do?
>>128161598
>>128161684
>>128162304
You know people are going to do it anyway
>>128160690
>>forgetting the best chef killer robot
0/10
>>128162256
...Huh, just realized now that I've posted it that even as a blaster beast, Papyrus still likes canned peaches.
>>128162392
>STILL no cummy chute
fucking ENOUGH of this SJW PROPAGANDA
>>128162419
He isn't wearing chef whites, he's clearly working the floor!
>>128162304
No, that will make it worse.
>>128161560
Oh! Thanks Anon, I must have missed that.
>>128162349
Well, it makes more sense for sex to be pleasurable than it would if it didn't
And sex is obviously pleasurable for humans, so are you suggesting that a pleasure response just sprung up out of nowhere in the middle of human evolution?
>>128161971
That'd be really cute, goddamn
>>128162215
Don't do that
>>128162314anything for the spider
>>128162392
So fucking adorable.
>>128162349
The fact that they'll engage in it without provocation. Thus, it is desirable. It may not be pleasure in the way humans know it, but it is something they will pursue of their own accord, and must therefore not be unpleasant.
So... who the hell is Catfucker and why does everyone talk about him?
>itt people unironically respond to catfucker and talk about animal sex
Stop that
>>128160317
>>128160079
>>128159861
>>128159634
>>128159391
>>128159191
>>128159004
Anyone have the stitched together one???
utg is dying
>>128162729
a guy who posts about literally fucking a cat, which no one wants to see and is against site rules, so report and move on
Chara
>>128150227
why no chef hats?
>>128162167
>At no point do Froggits speak English
The ones in the Ruins can, they give you tutorial info. It's becoming more and more apparent that you haven't played this game at all. I recommend that you do, it's a pretty good video game despite some of it's glaring flaws. There's even a demo that you can try out in the OP of this thread.
>>128162809
oh... that's pretty gay.
I'd fuck a female goat though.
>>128162729
an animal abuser, just report and ignore posts
>>128162126
With cats specifically, they don't. Cat males have spiked dicks. Cat female have to be in heat to even want sex, since the heat pretty much muddles their mind into thinking a spiked dick is a good idea.
So if that's not an indicator....
>>128162729
Guy that blows cats.
These threads are wild rides that never end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1hawDPJQFM
>>128162392
What the fucks a "cuttie tocks"?
>>128162801
what makes you think that?
I refuse to believe the thread is actually this bad, you fuckers are just cheating to get BINGO.
>>128162304
fucking no, stop talking about him, stop acknowledging him, all he wants is attention
>>128161598
>>128161739
one of the few i bothered to color
Which Anon would you kiss?if you say me i will disembowel you.
Since apperntly this triggers people Asgore did nothing morally wrongcan we please change the subject
>>128162901
My cat is a male, so that doesn't really apply
>>128162572
Obviously many primates do. It's possible that it evolved sometime during our/their ancestors evolution for social reasons.
>>128162705
Show me a cat pursuing sex with humans
I want to kill myself
>>128162901
That'd only be painful for the female. Male cat must still have some incentive to do the plowing.
>>128163003
>bathing in the blood of 6 innocent children
>nothing morally wrong
>>128162998Still (you)!
>>128162993
Many thanks!
>>128162304
>tfw no burgerpants cuddling up to me for warmth
>>128163094
>implying they were innocent
>implying they were all kids
lmao desu senpai
>>128163003
Now people will be pointlessly arguing till the end of the thread.
Why must you do this!?
>>128162837
>>128163014
>Show me a cat pursuing sex with humans
See, that's another thing entirely. Cats have mating periods and pheromones that humans do not emit, so cats logically would not be interested in sex with humans.
>Official skelebros plushies come out
>Only their blaster forms are available
How would you react?
>>128163014
If primates enjoy sex, what makes you think other animals don't?
And regardless, does that mean having sex with non-human primates is a-ok?
>>128154652
UT and kpop in the same place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Gtm4-Ax2U
>>128162998_______________(you)
>>128163034
Join the club.
Alright, that's it. I didn't want to do this, but I gotta shitpost to get you guys to move on.I WANT TO RIP OFF PAPYRUS' UNDER SUIT AND FUCK HIS VIRGIN CAVITY HOLE RAW
>>128162215
Imagine the tiny whimpers and tears dripping from his eye sockets while he apologizes and says he'll never do it again!
Imagine nursing his broken bones back to health!
Imagine him getting scared of you and trying to hide in a corner when he does something wrong again, afraid you'll break one of his limbs in punishment!
Imagine him begging to be spared when you pick him up, and the wave of relief that washes over his face when you decide to give him mercy!
>>128163216
confused
>>128163178
>>implying they were innocent
Still, didn't this game teach you anything?
>>128162959
didn't get it yet?
>>128162998
you
>>128163178
>toby literally confirms they were all innocent kids
>dadfags still refuse to believe it
should be executed, just like your husbando will be when the humans find out he's a serial killer
>>128163014
>>128163215
Well, I know for a fact that non-neutered male cats do hump inanimate objects
Probably wouldn't be out of the question that they might hump a human's leg from time to time
Reminder that CatFuckerAnon is areal human bean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>128163230
Blue board BLUE BOARD
>>128163230
Yum, peaches.
>>128163265
Imagine not doing any of that, ever.
Don't bully little Papyrus, what's wrong with you?
>>128162076
>Asriel freaking out at a pregnancy he didn't think was possible
>>128163350
Where'd he confirm they were all innocent?
And even if they're kids, a single child can fuck up every monster out there. Their age doesn't matter when they're that much of a threat.
>>128162998all of them
including you
>>128163221
That'd be like having sex with a mentally retarded person or a young child.
Otherkin are forL E W D
>>128163265
Imagine the SWAT team being called on your house because they hear the screams
>>128163003
>>128163460
Were dadposters always this awful?
>>128163265
Imagine not abusing the tiny skeleton.
Imagine feeding the tiny skeleton CANNED PEACHES instead!
>>128163265
Anon why
>>128162861
http://imgur.com/szt4Jve
Sure they do
>>128161598
>>128161752
>>128161995
>>128162178
>>128161794
image limit met, will post next thread
>>128163003
Great, now all the autists are going to argue about this like it's serious
>>128163569
They appear to just be especially retarded just now.
>>128163574
>>128163230
If peaches represent Papyrus, what fruit represents Sans?
>>128162998
You.
Anything I should do beforehand to prepare for my disembowelment?
>>128163191I honestly think its better then talking about the ins and outs of animals fucking even if im just clearly baiting
>>128163280
while the theme of the game is that you shouldn't kill or be killed in real life this is pretty much impossible as Asriel tells you at the end
>>128163350
>implying Asgore wasn't fully within his writes to put that order up
>implying anyone cares about six people who disappeared decades if not centuries ago and were fucked as soon as they fell in the barrier
also
>believing word of god
lol
>>128163658
They've been antagonizing other people for the past week too.
Where did all the normal ones and can we please get them back?
>>128163663
blueberries? Grapes? Idk man
>>128163663
Blueberries?
>>128163481
Is catfucker for lewd?
>>128163481
kiss the otherkin!fuck their mouths with your tongue!turn them into drooling messes!
>>128163663
I can't think of many bright blue fruits.
1st for gote worship
>>128162215
>>128163265
Chara, get the fuck out.
>>128163474
Children are going to grow up later on and probably won't look back on the whole experience in the same way
The mentally retarded, however, I don't really know too much about and I'm not sure if it's ok to have sex with them
It's a very big maybe
>>128163350
I'm sorry, this is probably bait, but how do youbakaidiotsnot get that 7 lives to save how many hundreds of monsters were stuck in the underground is well worth it?
>>128163794
SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
>>128163737
>also
>>believing word of god
>lol
Do you actually believe in death of the author outside of shitposting?
>>128163818
Nah, Chara is more interested on simply killing and moving on.
hey
ur fave guy?
how long until you a dead man
what do you eat to nourish
you wanna be an astronaut?
>>128163740I'm just sitting here and waiting for when dadfags aren't hated again.I've been forgiving this goat since the first general thread, dammit, I can wait.
>>128163663
Well there's one fic where his ectodick tastes like blueberries..or raspberries i"m not sure.
>>128163524
Tiny screams are easily stifled.
Dr. Alphys? I'm MTT.
>>128163937You're not alone friend
>>128163865
So you're saying that it's a very big maybe to suck off your cat?
>>128163937Same
>>128163737
Asriel saying 'being nice to everyone won't solve all problems' doesn't mean 'being nice to people doesn't work', it means that there will always be some people (like Flowey) that can't be reached or helped.
And for someone in a first-world country it's ridiculously easy not to kill anyone or be killed yourself.
>>128163574
Place the tiny skeleton in a jar!
Partially fill the jar with peaches and juice!
Seal it tightly and violently shake it!
Leave it in the dark cupboard overnight!
>>128163936
Spaghetti bone guy
I'm 21 and male so statistically around 54 years.
TV dinners, bags of premade dinners, cereal, cans of beans etc.
Not really, takes a lot of work.
>>128164129
>>128164029now I feel bad, I never meant to get people so annoyed, im sorry
>>128163574
Imagine sending in the tiny skeleton as a special operator to rescue his brethren
>>128159569
I refuse to believe Asgore was just OK with this. Even that kind hearted bara would be pissed.
>>128164309Relax. You're mostly annoying the Asrielposters who are jealous their gote isn't best.
THESE FAGGOTS HOARDING OVER 300 FRISK AND TORIEL IMAGES FUCKING LOOT IT BEFORE THEIR SERVER BLOWS UP
http://8SPACEcSPACEh.net/mtt/res/761.html
>>128164107
No, my cat's brain is working properly and I can reasonably guess at how he thinks and feels
The brains of the mentally retarded, however, aren't, and I can't say with all that much certainty what's going on in their heads
I would say that the question of whether or not it's ok to have sex with them doesn't matter because being around them is unsettling at best and vomit-inducing at worst, but I know there's the select few that get off to it anyway and they should be accounted for, even if their numbers are miniscule compared to zoophiles
>>128163937I've been here since the middle of October, I remember when there were hardly any of us
>>128164309
You did what I never could with all my bullying.
You made everyone hate the dadposters.Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>128164606There were like only 4 of us, right?
>>128164549
Oh, well, alright.this thread's dead, I'm going to stop baiting now
>>128164690So it was a ruse the whole time?
>>128164650I find it kinda funny tbqh but I feel bad that people seriously got that triggered over a couple of random rants I went on and now some people hate dadposters
>>128163937
I don't hate Dadposters, but I do dislike seeing the same arguments repeatedly show up. I think you guys just had an unlucky week.
>>128164670Yeah, I'm pretty sure.But I do remember two straight anons helping me out with me gay issues and I think they were Dadfags but IDKSucks that we're hated now.
>>128164781pretty muchgiven the reactions early on, it seems to have worked alrightI never got to the point where I was going to accuse you of being tumblr SJW scum and all that but eh
>>128164795
some people don't seem to get the concept that this is an anonymous image board with tons of people of varying opinions and lump everyone together by the easiest trait they can find.
Generalizing groups of people is stupid and always will be, especially here
>>128164950Pretty sure its just a vocal minority that do the hating
>>128164795
If you write enough walls of text about anything then people are going to find you fucking annoying.
And that's really what the dadhaters reasoning boils down to, annoyance rather than any actual hatred. Asgore was one of the most non-controversial characters in the general for a long time because his few fans were happy to talk amongst each other and post fanart, he only grew to be hated when they wouldn't shut up about him to the extent of attacking Torielfags and deliberately baiting everyone.
>>128165028AhWell, it was fun anywayAlso, obligatory "wud u fuq a cat"
>>128165198>attacking Torielfags and deliberately baiting everyone.
well I never did that but yeah I cut the rant shit out, I was mostly using it to order my thoughts about the subject anyways
>>128165329I'm pretty sure I've answered that question beforeProbably more than once, actually.
>>128165447Ah, so you're one of the other zoophiles?
>>128165582yesdid you ever suspect I was actually rusing or did you just think I was really dumb?
>>128165761Ordinarily I would assume you were baiting, but this is /utg/ after allA brain-dead teenager latching on to the latest meme game wouldn't exactly be out of place here
>>128163201May I please ask if you still have the link to that collection of lewds?
>>128162380
Good. Thanks.