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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll
I just bought one because you guys talked about it, turns out I'm impressionable
>some bros and I playing some cs:go, trying out the competitive matchmaking
>operation payback rolls along
>we get to play our first operation map, all of us paid $6 for the shitty maps
good times good times
>3 of my teammates abandon in the middle of the match because they died in the first 3 rounds essentially forcing the 2 of us that were left to surrender
Glad they each got month long cooldowns for that shit
its retarded how all the operation maps are still on our disks and are just sitting there, yet you cant play them
I just want some different maps to play. several of the operation maps are much better than most of the reserve duty maps too
>get matched in a group of 3 or 4 people
>they can do anything because of how the votekick system works
>they can grief and you cant do shit about it
>literally ruin 60 minutes of your life because they can
How do people fall for this?
No but that doesn't matter.
I'm posting about someone that plays the game.
What is the differences between someone that has people watching them and someone that doesn't?
Go suck your "pros" dicks on reddit
>haven't got my rank yet
>join a game
>2 of the people on my team have a ping over 250, and one guy's an AFK deranker
>we get creamed 5 times over
>2 hour cooldown
Fuck this fucking game.
Hey guys should I join imcute? I'm really nervous about it.
>tell people to report the thread and not use it because harvey nigger is out
>they do it anyways
>harvey nigger spams because his ebt came so he can buy some mo' internet
who could have seen this coming?
>global is now only the best 0,66% of the playerbase
>i'm still global
bow to me shitties
flusha is in this uncanny valley of have a lot of good aspects to his face but they come together to be not attractive
idk how to fix it. maybe shave the beard, but even then...
its only that low % in the last day, most high tier players just keep global and play real matches instead of playing with shitties in mm
the real % of globs is strictly larger
i dont think so. it would help, but even without the fat i think he'd still look weird. he's got like finnish eyes or something and they only look normal on a fin
I can totally see Taylor Kitsch under all that lard.
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this is how I picture her in a wedding dress
I'll never have her ;_;
If I earn $12 an hour after tax, is it not literally always better to just spend money and buy a knife, than try and trade up dealing with kids and scammers for countless hours for the off chance I might get a slight profit?
On a different note, is there any 'safe' place to buy csgo items for real money other than the steam markte?
when she was 8 and ate ice cream for the first time
>Silver ranks went from almost empty to 32% of the playerbase
makes sense though, around a third of the comp community really doesnt have any idea what they're doing and should be considered degrees of silver
nova should be at least somewhat competent
i always liked the idea that silver was trash, nova was doing people who maybe got their settings right and aim at the head, by mg you have basic strats and decent aim, at dmg you have players missing something crucial but otherwise fine, and above is good
yeah thats pretty much how I think it should be
like by nova you shouldnt be seeing plays that make it clear the guy has no idea what hes doing like a terrorist throwing a smoke to block off an area he wants to push through
yeah, but you shouldnt at the same time you shouldn't see dank flashes or teams coordinating buys 100% of the time
you're complaining about MM, not ranking system. ranking is fixed, they're 4 higher above you and beat you easy. it's MM's fault in that case.
Daily reminder THIS is how Harveyfag poster looks like.
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she passed out because she drank too much
taken from her instagram
her and semphis at esl esea
We already know it's you fąm, you can stop trying now.
holy shit silvers
what the hell is with the rank system. I was LE, came back from christmas vacation and lost 4 games to end up as MG1 and now Im queued with gold novas, which I havent even seen in months.
I usually play with global friends against full global teams and almost always win. My friend who never plays a game without me, and who always gets a lower score than me is supreme.
I dont really care, but its a little ridiculous.
They recalibrated the whole system, it drops most players down a lot as the % of total player count was increased for lower ranks and reduced for upper ranks.
Just play the game, it will even out over time.
>Play arena (1v1 dm)
>Often get into Arena 1 (Winning a lot of matches)
>Decide to only use USP while letting others use rifles
>Still often stay in arena 1
>Do this for 2 weeks daily on all local servers
>I start building up a reputation
>People start commenting when fighting against me
>"Hey arent you that guy that kept killing people with the USP kilometers away?"
>"Noo not the fucking USP guy"
>"How can this autistic assburger stay in arena 1 with a shit gun?"
>"USE. A. FUCKING. REAL. GUN."
>tfw this is the most popular I've ever been in my life
what the fuck is this thing in the report window. it's literally impossible to report with. just using my phone to report things now.
I do that alot too. I generally do very well with tec9 on mirage for some reason. I think its because its such a good map to prefire around corners, because non pro CTs almost always hold the same positions every round
its who won the round. blue is ct, orange is t, line in the middle is half, skull is win by death, stop watch is win by time, explosion is win by bomb, and the little wire clippers are defuse win
>get destroyed in mm at sub-global ranks by literal nobodies
from his twitch profile:
"I have pretty bad anxiety because of things that happened earlier in my life, so i decided to nerd out on cs, at the moment i am unable to attend lans but i'm hoping my team gets a sponsor soon and i can change that by being able to pay for my medication. Medication working good can go to lans w00000000"
sounds like an animefag to me
I don't think people realize how little 128 tick means
that's going from 64 ticks in one second to 128 ticks. Like going from 60 fps to 120 fps... actually almost exactly that
Can you literally make a flick in the space of a single frame? I REALLY doubt it.
I'm convinced it's one of those things that doesn't actually matter, although you might be able to tell the difference it doesn't do much past placebo
in terms of like aiming and shit because of source engine
and I wasn't even talking about that, I was talking about literally how many updates per second
and I'm still not convinced you can make a flick in 1 frame.
I can barely see 20 frames (on 128) when I'm doing my data parsing. It's like a flash on the screen, you can't see shit
actually I want to prove a point here
download this demo and vdf, and go in-game and type "playdemo 4_nip-mousesports_de_cache"
each skip is 3 ticks long
>there are more people watching safe space: the video game and nearly as many people watching a random deck of cards simulator as CS
During Pistol Rounds, do you guys kick someone if they fail to plant the bomb when your team had ample enough time to do so?
jet set is the only god tier ak
that's a retarded idea. most people have shit opinions and a vote does nothing but cater to the lowest common denominator. have fun with le minimalist blue steel followed up with doppler or some shit
so i just got a deathadder
wtf are these "stages"
who here toxic?
i got triggered hard playing at the new ranks
whats good lads i've been away for a while
The online community across all platforms can be extremely harsh. I suffered from being extremely down and sad when we had a rough period late last year with Renegades. I was contemplating quitting because I was so sad all the time - and it definitely showed in the teams play and attitude.
Then that spiraled because I felt like I was letting not only my team and organization down, but the community too.
This isn't a sob story(or an excuse), I am not asking for kind words or compassion - I have the greatest job in the world.
Just my story, because I know how sometimes life can get you down.
It fucking sucks.
it is but everybody uses it because of the dude weed lmao and the skin creator chose bambu because ti looked similar
why do you think every single person with one of those has 4 drug war veteran stickers
shit like this pretty much only serves to ruin the mm experience even further as mouthbreathers will play non-stop just to get some special snowflake insignia
they all inevitably burn themselves out to the point where the game is not fun to play and then are guaranteed to lash out at every small mistake someone does
the only thing worse are the ranks
>doesnt buy armor
>has skin for ak47
>buys an ak
fuck you csgo
So I was LEM and got deranked down to nova 3 so i've been deaging a lot against nova's and I have a question. Which mouse sense is best for deaging? I feel like 1.5 was good but i couldnt line up the shots properly and 2.0 feels too fast. I thought i'd ask people who are still somehow stuck in silver so that's why i've come here.
Which one of you retards actually believes this and posted this in the CSGO reddit
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lead them. you dont actually have to lead bullets in csgo but mentally leading ahead of where they strafe will make you aim more or less at the spot they actually are
that said countering a p90 strafe spam is actually very difficult, and its far more difficult than simply p90 strafe spamming
I was LE and LEM on 2 accounts. The one I was LE on got dropped to MG1. I won about 5 games in a row and got no promotion. Lost 2 and got demoted to GN4.
I think it was a good move on their part though, even though you get your share of idiots at every rank, it's nice for the higher ranks to actually mean something. Felt like anyone with 2 hands was at least Eagle. Even that quadriplegic was LEM.
Alright dammit I pretty much have to go to this because I live less than an hour away. Ticketmasters site blows though, anybody know which chart it is?
when is the bubble gonna burst?
there's no way the value of my inventory should double over the course of a couple of months
Why doesn't Valve allow us to change CSGO models? I want my Terrorists to be Keions.
lmao I actually have that knife
Though I prefer the USP
The rest is right
i have no idea. I found these screenshots on some Chinese's guys steam. It's probably a community server
This is true. I got matched with a 4 stack once and 3 of them quit the game to restart their router or some shit like that. I votekicked the forth. When they came back they were perplexed for like 2 mins then they found out and kicked me.
I see a lot of clowns with indie game junk in their profiles that have 30-50 hrs of CS GO played because they saw it on the top seller list and didn't realize how out of their depth the game is.
Yes. JW said that Cloud 9 all sat at a table and whispered about them in a cafeteria. When Flusha was getting food, Semphis walked behind him and said "you fucking cheating faggot". Semphis is now on twitter saying it didn't happen and he has a good record for telling the truth, so people should believe him.
Now that I think about it I remember Hiko saying in an interview while he was still on C9 with Semphis that multiple of his teammates thought that Flusha was cheating.
To be fair some of the shit does look crazy, I think the weirdest one is the spray from Z on cache where he hits like 7 shots through 2 walls to T spawn just spraying. Nothing really conclusive though.
You've never pulled off something ridiculous that could look like cheating and been accused of it? I have and I don't play the game a lot. Imagine playing the game 24/7 like Flusha. People say he is one of the hardest working pros.
Agreed, it's dumb shit.
I love it in Quake 3 because it has a place in that game. It shouldn't be in CS and the miniscule speed boost up to 300 that still remains in CS:GO should be patched out.
>not even satisfying to do
>extremely inconsistent, the best of b-hoppers regularly fail at it
>People who can't do it do it regardless and end up going slower than they normally would without their monkey jumping
A far bigger problem is hit reg inconsistency. I've seen some shit in CS. Then in the last update, they released the kill cam thing and realized how often what I see on my screen literally doesn't fucking happen in-game. This is at 50~60 ping and I see delay up to what must be 200ms.
I was stupid to use the term hit reg because I actually meant lag. Sometimes I'll shoot, hear the shots go out, but according to the game it never happened. If you suspect this is happening to you, play demolition or casual a bit and check it out.
I've seen reddit speculate on it recently, something about desync between CPU cores but it all sounded very r0ach to me. Also it was on reddit, so go figure. Besides, their consensus was "unfixable until valve fixes it"
The problem is that guys like roca and dazed constantly try to do it sideways but end up dying like idiots.
The alternative to watch fpl is playing the shitty game, is that what you want me to do?