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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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p1mple edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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fuck anime
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anime is SHIT
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>>128094747
sauce on the qt asian dude on top right?
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reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll

http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845
http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845

reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll
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finally got the yt links working this time. i love watching the practice practice practice vid
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>>128094821
back to reddit with you
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>>128095125
i mean the guy. the girl is ok looking
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>>128095125
>>128094747
>https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
>https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
welp harvey thread
everyone report
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I just bought one because you guys talked about it, turns out I'm impressionable
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>>128095231
>overgrown

i don't know about you guys, but i had some good times on that map
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>>128095231
all of the maps in operation breakout were so fucking fun/good. mist is my all time fave
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new fucking operation WHEN
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>>128095696

when source 2 comes out
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>spring 2013
>some bros and I playing some cs:go, trying out the competitive matchmaking
>operation payback rolls along
>we get to play our first operation map, all of us paid $6 for the shitty maps
>it's library

good times good times
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should i join imcute?
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>>128096289
1-99 neck yourself
00 dunk yourself
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holy shit
that thorin and JW reflection
fnatic almost quitting because of the boosting backlash from leddit
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Why the hell do I even play solo on EU, it's always 9 Russians and me.
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>>128096550

at least you get a challenge. in US it would be you and 9 brazilians
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>3 of my teammates abandon in the middle of the match because they died in the first 3 rounds essentially forcing the 2 of us that were left to surrender
Glad they each got month long cooldowns for that shit
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>>128096705
we need a photoshop with godlike
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>>128095327
>>128095547
its retarded how all the operation maps are still on our disks and are just sitting there, yet you cant play them

I just want some different maps to play. several of the operation maps are much better than most of the reserve duty maps too
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>>128095769
is it actually at all confirmed that we're getting source 2 any time soon?
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>>128096790

cant yo play them on commune servers?
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>>128096895
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>>128096915
yes but no community servers play normal cs on them, community servers are more or less dead for anything but modes like dm/surf etc
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>get matched in a group of 3 or 4 people
>they can do anything because of how the votekick system works
>they can grief and you cant do shit about it
>literally ruin 60 minutes of your life because they can

G-Good game
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>>128097094
>mute everyone
>mute game
>put on some kpop
>have fun shooting people
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>>128097094
there is literally nothing stopping you from abandoning and going outside
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How do people fall for this?
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>>128097230
Except I want to play another game after this shit one.
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>>128097230
except that 1 week cooldown because the same thing happened in the last 5 matches
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>>128097094
Thank god they fucking kicked me.

>>128097195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I

Good idea.
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>>128097343
if you are up to a 1 week thats on you for being shitty, it takes a lot of shit for it to get that bad
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>>128097450
shut up
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>>128097698
dunk yourself
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>>128097730
No. I'm enjoying the game.
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>>128097805
literally reddits girl
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>>128097805
bunch of hideous people and the guy on the right seems like a bro
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>>128097805
>>128097990
>>128098080
>>128098178

Report every one of his posts
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>>128098178
feels good to know that there will always be someone more pathetic than you
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>>128097805
niggers always win
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>>128096705
EVERYTHING
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Stop posting this ugly whore.
This is a video game board.
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Ffs, harveyfag got unbanned again?
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>>128098484
>This is a video game board.
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>>128098471
Enjoy dying alone you fucking pathetic virgin
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>>128098589
So?
I don't like "personalities" getting posted either.

they have very little to do with the game and its just celeb worshipping that belongs in places like /tv/
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>>128095696
New operation is dropping this friday, family
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>>128098707

not bad, just a little pathetic
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>>128097805
BLACKED
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>>128098803
Can I post my buddy who also plays Counter Strike then?
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>>128098909

because it's not like you haven't tried or you don't want to
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Stop giving him attention, you Mongols.
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>>128098568
he just ban evades, its pretty easy for somebody to do
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>>128095060
how new
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>>128099092
No but that doesn't matter.
I'm posting about someone that plays the game.

What is the differences between someone that has people watching them and someone that doesn't?

Fuck off.
Go suck your "pros" dicks on reddit
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>>128099087
He's pretty dedicated IIRC, you can't filter his filenames cause he changes them as well.
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>haven't got my rank yet
>join a game
>2 of the people on my team have a ping over 250, and one guy's an AFK deranker
>we get creamed 5 times over
>quit
>2 hour cooldown

Fuck this fucking game.
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Based mods.

Now we can talk about how bullshit the buff on bomb timer is.
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>>128099551
should be 5 seconds less
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Hey guys should I join imcute? I'm really nervous about it.
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>>128100048
no even most of the animes from here arent in imcute any more, its a different community entirely
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>shorts in public
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should i join imcute
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mOE makes $90k a year MIN from his subs...
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>>128100439
>likeing a grandma

LOL
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>>128100446
>you will never live off videogames

I should just off myself.
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>>128100701
you are right there is none, just off yourself
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>tell people to report the thread and not use it because harvey nigger is out
>they do it anyways
>harvey nigger spams because his ebt came so he can buy some mo' internet
who could have seen this coming?
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>global is now only the best 0,66% of the playerbase
>i'm still global
bow to me shitties
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>>128100861
flusha is in this uncanny valley of have a lot of good aspects to his face but they come together to be not attractive

idk how to fix it. maybe shave the beard, but even then...
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>>128100927
its just fatface. he has good overal facial structure he's just fat and unkempt. he would probably be traditionally attractive if he was fit and well kept.
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>>128100927
>idk how to fix it. maybe shave the beard, but even then...

He's fat. He needs to lose weight. It's that simple.
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>>128100927
literally lose weight. that's it.
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>>128100970
>>128100971
>>128100975
ugh stop weight shaming
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>>128100861
its only that low % in the last day, most high tier players just keep global and play real matches instead of playing with shitties in mm

the real % of globs is strictly larger
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>>128100975
>>128100971
>>128100970
i dont think so. it would help, but even without the fat i think he'd still look weird. he's got like finnish eyes or something and they only look normal on a fin
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>>128101084
if he had a gaunt face he would have that piercing eyes + nice face combo that would make him irresistible
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>>128100970
>>128100971
>>128100975
>>128100927
>>128101026
>>128101084
I can totally see Taylor Kitsch under all that lard.
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i don't reply to shit skins, sorry. maybe fish for (You)s somewhere else while you disappoint your parents.
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OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
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>>128101121
i'd like to see someone fuck around with photoshop to see what it looks like, yaknow
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>>128101225
its hard to do because the fat goes everywhere, like it changes the skine around his eyes and his nose and lips and pretty much everything
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too late dumb nigger. can't back pedal (you)s

that's 60 iq for ya tho
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her face <3
her nose <3
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>>128101284
shit senpai if u do a good job i'll send you a sticker or something
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>>128101425
oh wow! and to think she's on the best (female) cs team and was finally able to make main! how many seasons did it take again?
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her when she was younger <3
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>>128101528
wow cute! what happened? why did she lose all attractiveness? is it because she's a dumb whore now?
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before she turned 21
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>durr durr durr i dont reply to racists
>still gives me (you)s because hes a dumb nigger
classic nigger. don't you have a 7/11 to die while robbing at?
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this is how I picture her in a wedding dress

I'll never have her ;_;
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>>128101709
did the horse teeth develop later I dont see it here
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how our babies would look like
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>>128101702
hit me up desu im more attractive than her
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If I earn $12 an hour after tax, is it not literally always better to just spend money and buy a knife, than try and trade up dealing with kids and scammers for countless hours for the off chance I might get a slight profit?

On a different note, is there any 'safe' place to buy csgo items for real money other than the steam markte?
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haha stupid harvey nig still giving me you

you should just give you. you're literally cucked by a skinny white bitch
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when she was 8 and ate ice cream for the first time
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>>128101828
yes trading up will result in less than minimum wage, its an enormous amount of effort for a very small return
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>>128101828
op skins

and it's iffy. i enjoy my job and doing dumb trade up stuff, so i buy most my skins but i like to pretend play the economy for fun.

do what makes u happy senpai
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>Silver ranks went from almost empty to 32% of the playerbase
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>>128101996
makes sense though, around a third of the comp community really doesnt have any idea what they're doing and should be considered degrees of silver

nova should be at least somewhat competent
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>be black
>get cucked by a slut
>don't commit suicide
only one step left to fulfill your destiny, harvey nigger
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>>128102051
i always liked the idea that silver was trash, nova was doing people who maybe got their settings right and aim at the head, by mg you have basic strats and decent aim, at dmg you have players missing something crucial but otherwise fine, and above is good
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this nigger needs to be tracked down and put into mental hospital
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>>128102228
the day of rope is coming friend
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>>128102051
yeah but its still sinking

few days ago gnm had most players, now its gn2
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>>128102174
yeah thats pretty much how I think it should be

like by nova you shouldnt be seeing plays that make it clear the guy has no idea what hes doing like a terrorist throwing a smoke to block off an area he wants to push through
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>>128102327
or about you

lmao
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Is the ranking system ever going to get unfucked?

just got raped by some players 4 ranks above mine
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>>128102413
>being a cuck
Literally kill yourself
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>>128102375
yeah, but you shouldnt at the same time you shouldn't see dank flashes or teams coordinating buys 100% of the time
>>128102450
you're complaining about MM, not ranking system. ranking is fixed, they're 4 higher above you and beat you easy. it's MM's fault in that case.
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>>128095020
>>128095020
>>128095020
>>128095020
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i hope you bought a fat man sig
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contributing
miss harvey asleep <3
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Daily reminder THIS is how Harveyfag poster looks like.
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asleep when she was younger <3
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>>128103297
>being an IRL nigger

kek
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>>128103297
What the h*ck are you talking about? Anyone could have been wearing a black sweater and yellow shirt?!
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another one close up
haha
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>>128103372
shitskin confirmed
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>>128103465
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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she passed out because she drank too much
haha
taken from her instagram
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>>128103379
WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS CALL HIM HARVEY NIGGER?
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>>128103465
>>128103372
Notice how incredibly defensive he's getting as soon as that pic is posted.
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>>128103549
lol
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her and semphis at esl esea
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>>128103565
We already know it's you fÄ…m, you can stop trying now.
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>>128103635
REMOVE THIS
i dont support homophobes like semphis.
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her and her mother
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NIGGER DAMAGE CONTROL LMAO
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miss harvey and her cousin
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>>128103865
Well your actual picture sure as hell got a reaction from you, shitskin.
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128103865
and yet its still working
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NEXT WEEK
finally back to eSports(tm)
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BASED JANITOR
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>>128104018
>took him 2 hours
lol
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>>128104018
wow so based it only took half the night.

/v/ mods care more than him
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Finally the autistic Harvey-posters is removed
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>>128104056
>>128104114
Better late than never, but fuck it.
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>Janitor confirmed for loving best girl pansy
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>>128104232
this
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>>128104232
tfw pansy is actually good at cs
what a nice girl
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>>128104363
Because anime is, objectively, shit
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bhopping is stupid, fucking this mechanic and the community
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>>128104363
flush yourself
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>>128104363
I don't know, people are mean
We can be friends though
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>>128104560
>>128104601
>>128104668
I hate you because you are autistic shit-posting manchildren
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>>128104751
hey reddit
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCMi6F5Ac3kQDfffWXQGZDw
this shit is actually really interesting
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>>128104865
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAEdSAFyeidPD_ifQdTkyw

this is more interesting desu
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yo csgog just woke up

how we do
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>>128104998
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAEdSAFyeidPD_ifQdTkyw
hello james
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>>128104998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9fquQrKvY

holy shit silvers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdjOGFEJNFY#t=145

>you will never get to play csgo with missharvey right by your side

why live
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>>128105150
It must be annoying interacting with all those effeminate white men.

>tfw no harvy gf
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>>128105150
those earrings holy shit
does he think that he looks cool
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Thanks for the skins Binary Dragon fangays
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what the hell is with the rank system. I was LE, came back from christmas vacation and lost 4 games to end up as MG1 and now Im queued with gold novas, which I havent even seen in months.
I usually play with global friends against full global teams and almost always win. My friend who never plays a game without me, and who always gets a lower score than me is supreme.
I dont really care, but its a little ridiculous.
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>>128102051
this

valve is going towards the right direction

it would be even better if the rank system was a pyramid where silver 1 is the bottom and thus largest amount of players
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>>128105610
They recalibrated the whole system, it drops most players down a lot as the % of total player count was increased for lower ranks and reduced for upper ranks.

Just play the game, it will even out over time.
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>Play arena (1v1 dm)
>Often get into Arena 1 (Winning a lot of matches)
>Decide to only use USP while letting others use rifles
>Still often stay in arena 1
>Do this for 2 weeks daily on all local servers
>I start building up a reputation
>People start commenting when fighting against me
>"Hey arent you that guy that kept killing people with the USP kilometers away?"
>"Noo not the fucking USP guy"
>"How can this autistic assburger stay in arena 1 with a shit gun?"
>"USE. A. FUCKING. REAL. GUN."
>etc.
>tfw this is the most popular I've ever been in my life
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what the fuck is this thing in the report window. it's literally impossible to report with. just using my phone to report things now.
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>tfw at LE I can consistently lurk from underpass to jungle and get 1-2, sometimes 3 kills with just a tec9 on mirage

This is so fucking boring I swear. Ranks are utterly fucked.
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Worst tilt of my fucking life
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>>128106020
>tfw I've never learned what all of these things mean and I'm supreme
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>>128105967
I do that alot too. I generally do very well with tec9 on mirage for some reason. I think its because its such a good map to prefire around corners, because non pro CTs almost always hold the same positions every round
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>>128106051
its who won the round. blue is ct, orange is t, line in the middle is half, skull is win by death, stop watch is win by time, explosion is win by bomb, and the little wire clippers are defuse win
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>>128106051
it means who won the round jackass

also when you hover over each one you see how many people survived on each side which is very useful for keeping up with the enemy money
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>>128105902
kys
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>>128106147
>>128106168
Thanks guys. I'm sure to get to global now after learning this.
>>
odds g3x

even AT
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>shroud literally has his overweight dad bring him food while he playing games

LOL
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>>128106746
webm that shit
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>>128106746
#justamericanthings
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>>128106746
yeah its so funny how he has supportive parents
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>>128106746
literally /r9k/s guy
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>>128106814
;_;
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>>128106226
why should i kill myself though
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>NA pro
>get destroyed in mm at sub-global ranks by literal nobodies
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>>128106746
wait till you discover rooroo's stream
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>>128106920
I'm not watching that shit. Just tell me what happens.
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>>128107073
he's an overweight hiki who gets into fights with his redneck dad on stream and leaves the mic on. he almost never leaves his house and is 25 i think.
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>>128107073
also his shower is broken so it runs 24/7 but "no one in this house takes showers"
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>>128107163
pretty much what i'd expect from someone called fucking rooroo

ROOROO

ROO

ROO
>>
how can I learn/practice spraying? I'm like REALLY shit with any rifle
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>>128107372
there are maps on the workshop for it
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>>128107163
>>128107292
>>128107347
Fucking lmao literally what the literal heck. Isn't that a kangaroo name or some shit?
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>>128107616
yeah aussies casually refer to kangaroos as 'roos but i don't think his name is from that

who knows
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>>128107616
no clue, but he went by ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_ for the longest time
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>>128107662
Is he australian?
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>>128107720
thought hes a burger

"rooroo" sounds like some weeb shit to me
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>>128107720
no, canadian i think. he used to be/is on skdc/ex-splyce. his old twitter was pizzaman69
>>128107852
i dont think hes a weeb.
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>>128105902
Liar.
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>>128107901
from his twitch profile:

"I have pretty bad anxiety because of things that happened earlier in my life, so i decided to nerd out on cs, at the moment i am unable to attend lans but i'm hoping my team gets a sponsor soon and i can change that by being able to pay for my medication. Medication working good can go to lans w00000000"

sounds like an animefag to me
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>>128107901
>pizzaman69
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>>128107962
He's not since he's not a silver.
>>
I don't think people realize how little 128 tick means

that's going from 64 ticks in one second to 128 ticks. Like going from 60 fps to 120 fps... actually almost exactly that

Can you literally make a flick in the space of a single frame? I REALLY doubt it.

I'm convinced it's one of those things that doesn't actually matter, although you might be able to tell the difference it doesn't do much past placebo
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>>128108051
>Like going from 60 fps to 120 fps... actually almost exactly that
That's a fuckhuge difference though you mong
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>>128108082
in terms of like aiming and shit because of source engine

and I wasn't even talking about that, I was talking about literally how many updates per second

and I'm still not convinced you can make a flick in 1 frame.

I can barely see 20 frames (on 128) when I'm doing my data parsing. It's like a flash on the screen, you can't see shit
>>
shroud streams at some seriously autistic hours
>>
>>128108317
>>128108051
You're retarded.
>>
>>128108786
It's math. He gets the highest viewers on average at this time.
>>
>>128108082
>>128108853
actually I want to prove a point here

download this demo and vdf, and go in-game and type "playdemo 4_nip-mousesports_de_cache"

each skip is 3 ticks long
http://pastebin.com/WvD2kCX4
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>>128108786
>24k watching someone with the personality of a cardboard box

ayyy lmao
>>
>>128108997
you have to put them in your csgo directory first where the bin and cfg folders are too
>>
>>128108997
>>128109080
I'm not doing this.
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>>128109257
fine, I don't give a shit

why did you even post?
>>
>>128109330
to bait retards like you into posting lmfao
>>
>>128109330
To tell you that you're wrong.
>>
who are we watching lads
>>
>>128109692

GTR stream ence vvs flipside
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>>128109817
speak english you stupid fucking yuropoor faggot
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>>128109692
making a murderer
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>>128109817
lol wtf
is he casting or what?
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>>128109896

I'm speaking English perfectly well you dumb cunt and I'm not a yuropoor
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>there are more people watching safe space: the video game and nearly as many people watching a random deck of cards simulator as CS

uh gotards??
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did anything ever happen due to this email?
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>>128109692
Efrag vs HR since I've bet on that match.
>>
https://twitter.com/hastr0/status/686186696438722560
pls b -happy -kennys
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>>128109998

Just spectating
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>>128110024
It hurts really.
>>
>>128110132
if he said anything, like "oh hey that was cool" or even just talking about something else i'd watch, but just quiet cs? nah.
>>
jdm just got 360 knifed lmao
>>
>-happy
are valve finally gonna ban players with VAC bans?
>>
>>128110521
lol
>>
>>128110638
I literally can't understand how anyone would touch Happy with a stick. He's actually VAC-banned in 1.6 or Source. I mean come the fuck on, once a cheater always a cheater
>>
>>128110521
This will never happen since a large part of scene is cheating.
>>
>NA """"""""""""""""""""pros""""""""""""""" losing to random eagles in MM
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>>128110715
so was snax and quite a few other pros
>>
>>128110715
Half the scene is cheating anyway.
>>
this 3rd place br tourney match is pretty funny
>>
>>128110841
how is that even possible
how are they this bad
>>
oh btw the nv announcement is maniac or ex6tenz as coach
>>
>4on1
>instead of planting let's everyone rush the last guy and almost lose
>>
>>128111258
silly it can't be ex6tenz, he's on Titan
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>>128111339
aka deadest team in fr
>>
>shroud getting shit on by Supremes

lmao

>shroud
>pro

chose one
>>
>>128111517
this isn't reddit. go post about shroud there. no one here cares about that sickly fuck.
>>
>>128111741
Greetings reddit. You seem upset that your guys Steel and Dazed aren't streaming.
>>
>>128111517
he's tired, bro
;^)
>>
>>128111969
just because good shows aren't on doesn't mean it's ok to watch nbc's thursday night comedy lineup
>>
How can I get invited to games even though my steam is in offline-mode??
>>
>>128112005
>admitting he a shabbos goy redditor that watched kosher twitch streams

Maximum redditor.
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lmao is this shrouds real account?
>Supreme
>>
https://twitter.com/ManiacCSGO/status/686189640265646081


nice, Thorin confirmed
>>
>>128110060
I remember when an anon drew some hardcore porn of harvey for csgog and it got posted like 100 times to her facebook and she never took it down lol
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During Pistol Rounds, do you guys kick someone if they fail to plant the bomb when your team had ample enough time to do so?
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>>128112470
yeah because im griefing and deranking
>>
>>128112285
Solid lineup, except for the random asian girl but since I guess she's the interviewer it's ok.
>>
>>128110060
>>128112292
She only checks her twitter
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>>128112690
hi mistes
>>
SHOULD I ORDER PAPA JOHNS? I'M IN THE UK, RESPOND QUICKLY PLS
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>>128112817
that exists there?
>>
>>128112872
YES ITS EITHER PAPA JOHNS OR A BOUTIQUE PIZZA JOINT WITH POSH PRETENTIOUS PIZZA I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO FAST
>>
>>128112817
Only if there's a special
>>
>>128112914
papa johns. use my custom url pizza.gg/nitr0
>>
ive had 1.5l of monster today
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>>128112914
papa johns is trash

theyre same tier as dominos
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>>128113724
rather be a redditer desu

*tips*
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>>128113724
>emerald shitstripe
>not wasteland rebel
ummm
>>
>>128113724
howl is sweet its my favorite skine I dont care if you want to call it reddit

feel like a beast when I'm using one
>>
>>128113724
>Skins were a mistake

- NA pros
>>
>>128113724
good pic
replace the howl with a griffin tho
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>>128113724
howl to asiimov
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>>128113724
ak skin should be the fire serpent instead desu imo
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>>128113724
jet set is the only god tier ak
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>>128113724
howl -> griffin
ak -> vulcan
throw a camo skin on the a1-s because then you can't see it on dust
>>
>>128113843
>>128114089
>>128114173
>>128114186

Can we get an official /csgog/ ak skin tier list?
>>
>>128114383
we'll do it after the knife skine tier list finishes >>128095047

I'm planning on doing ak next, then a4, then a1
>>
i dont really want to exist anymore guys
>>
>>128114486
that's a retarded idea. most people have shit opinions and a vote does nothing but cater to the lowest common denominator. have fun with le minimalist blue steel followed up with doppler or some shit
>>
>>128114596
bys
>>
>>128114651
k
>>
>>128114795
watch cartel be in the top 5 if you do ak
>>
>>128114857
last time we did the poll jaguar and fire serp were top 2

was a while ago though, before cartel
>>
>>128114938
having a poll to find le official csgog skin is amazingly reddit. nys
>>
moe
a2z
tck
ryx *trail
IGL
r8
>>
>>128113724
>being poor
lmao
>>
>>128113724
>implying black laminate isnt godlike
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http://www.twitch
.tv/tnakslei

>vitu hyvä
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>>128115614
is this your stream or what
>>
>>128115695
it's ENCE vs F3 m8
>>
Quite a lot of smurfs around the MG1 rank area. Is it just butthurt deranked DMGs or something?
>>
>>128115695
i dont think anyone with 10k viewers would advertise it here
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>>128112919
>>128112952
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>>128114383
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>>128116017
I officially endorse this list. except jet set is great.
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>>128116017
>actually buying skins
lol?
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hello any EU novas wanna play?
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>>128116262
id?
>>
>>128116305
maskoe
>>
>markeloff blatantly hacking
lol
>>
>>128116470
I'd play with somebody else, but not you. Sorry.
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>>128116017
>>
>>128116512
he's just back to form!
>>
>>128116017
hydroponic is bambus you retardfaggot
>>
so i just got a deathadder

wtf are these "stages"
>>
>>128116470
Sorry!

An error was encountered while processing your request:

The specified profile could not be found.
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>>128116771
>poling rate 500
>not 1000
Also nice email time to doxxxxx rofl lmao desu senpai
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who here toxic?
i got triggered hard playing at the new ranks
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>>128116854
thats my throwaway email friend :^)
>>
>>128116017
good list desu
>>128116771
are you a cute bravelittleabacus1
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whats good lads i've been away for a while
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>>128116909

sup cool guy
wanna queue up?
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>>128116909
cuck
>>
>>128094747
The online community across all platforms can be extremely harsh. I suffered from being extremely down and sad when we had a rough period late last year with Renegades. I was contemplating quitting because I was so sad all the time - and it definitely showed in the teams play and attitude.

Then that spiraled because I felt like I was letting not only my team and organization down, but the community too.

This isn't a sob story(or an excuse), I am not asking for kind words or compassion - I have the greatest job in the world.

Just my story, because I know how sometimes life can get you down.

It fucking sucks.
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>>128116909
you were away so it was pretty good
>>
>>128116706
it is but everybody uses it because of the dude weed lmao and the skin creator chose bambu because ti looked similar
why do you think every single person with one of those has 4 drug war veteran stickers
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>people arguing about what skins are better
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>>128118205
is that kimono ak? they should make one
>>
should I join imcute?
>>
should I join MEMEWARE V2?
>>
>>128118464
why do you keep posting this when its invite only
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfH4VPg-PX0

shit like this pretty much only serves to ruin the mm experience even further as mouthbreathers will play non-stop just to get some special snowflake insignia
they all inevitably burn themselves out to the point where the game is not fun to play and then are guaranteed to lash out at every small mistake someone does
the only thing worse are the ranks
>>
>>128118631
>video claims to have discovered this info
>it was posted on reddit literally the second the patch happened
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>doesnt buy armor
>has skin for ak47
>buys an ak


fuck you csgo
>>
>>128118631
>that level 6
We /soviet union/ now
>>
>>128118810
>2700 left over
buying the ak isn't the problem
>>
>>128118610
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/2cute2kawaii

??????????
>>
>>128118981
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/iamacutie
that's nucute, not real cute
>>
what if I don't use any skins?
>>
>>128119681
hi elige
>>
recommend me a good hack
>>
>>128119808
who?
>>
called it
maniac is coach of nv
>>
>>128119945
Who cares. Like he's even gonna make a difference.
>>
>>128119945
he's not going to change shit, lel
>>
>>128120140
>>128120040
yeah but i hoped it would be an interesting announcement
>>
Any KKona subs in here?
>>
>>128120642
yeah i subbed to my boi
is he streaming?
>>
>>128120740
It's a meme you dip, just like racism on 4chan. No one actually subbed to him
>>
>>128120898
he's already got 100+ you whore face
>>
>>128120642
yes
KKona
>>
Is 64 tick the reason why i'm not Global yet?
>>
>>128121474
its because you havent let me suck your juicy cock.
>>
>>128121474
yes
>>
So I was LEM and got deranked down to nova 3 so i've been deaging a lot against nova's and I have a question. Which mouse sense is best for deaging? I feel like 1.5 was good but i couldnt line up the shots properly and 2.0 feels too fast. I thought i'd ask people who are still somehow stuck in silver so that's why i've come here.
>>
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Which one of you retards actually believes this and posted this in the CSGO reddit
>>
>>128121978
>going to reddit
hello reddit
>>
Guys, I'm still learning how to use AK properly, how do you counter a guy who jumps around with P90 when you got a rifle?
>>
KKona KKona OCEAN SUBS WHERE WE @? KKona KKona OCEAN SUBS WHERE WE @? KKona KKona OCEAN SUBS WHERE WE @? KKona OCEAN SUBS WHERE WE @? KKona KKona OCEAN SUBS WHERE WE @? KKona KKona OCEAN SUBS WHERE WE @? KKona
>>
>>128122154
lead them. you dont actually have to lead bullets in csgo but mentally leading ahead of where they strafe will make you aim more or less at the spot they actually are

that said countering a p90 strafe spam is actually very difficult, and its far more difficult than simply p90 strafe spamming
>>
why is there anime playing against our guys dignigs?
>>
>>128122343
Hmm that sounds smart, thx lad I'll try it
>>
>>128121978
Internet for the majority was a mistake
>>
>>128107292
think of the water bill lmao
>>
>>128123285
they're in canada, do they even pay for water there?
>>
>>128123395
you do pay for water in canada but its among the cheapest water in the world, assuming hes near the great lakes
>>
>>128118961

I like that one the best. I probably won't no life my way to it though.
>>
>>128123647
tfw I like the purple 2015 one the best but it was impossible to get since I didnt buy bloodhound
>>
>>128118810

maybe he forgot
I remember I played a ton of casual a few days in a row (don't ask why) and then forgetting to buy armor in comp
>>
Old LE = New MG1?
>>
>>128123787
Deeper now , shits dropping further and further
>>
>>128123761
I forget to buy armor sometimes too, once you play enough rounds it just happens
>>
>>128118631

My problem with these medals is they look too cool for what it takes to get it. Instead of being some sort of badge of valor it just serves to point out the plebs.
>>
>>128123787

old LE = new MGE
>>
>>128123787

I was LE and LEM on 2 accounts. The one I was LE on got dropped to MG1. I won about 5 games in a row and got no promotion. Lost 2 and got demoted to GN4.
I think it was a good move on their part though, even though you get your share of idiots at every rank, it's nice for the higher ranks to actually mean something. Felt like anyone with 2 hands was at least Eagle. Even that quadriplegic was LEM.
>>
>>128123787
old le is around mg1-mg2
>>
>>128124296
>>128124162
>>128124031
>>128123787
>le
hello reddit
>>
>>128124296

there's no way that's true. When I was leveling my smurf I couldn't lose a game even when I was throwing at MG1. I had to join a deranker group to keep my account down
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>>128124423
its true, if you play your smurf again now youll see its quite different
>>
>>128124741

i leveled my smurf AFTER the rank distribution changes. MG1 players don't even know how to control recoil how could they have been LE?
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>>128124564
>>
>>128124807
the rank distribution changes didnt happen at once they are still happening
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Alright dammit I pretty much have to go to this because I live less than an hour away. Ticketmasters site blows though, anybody know which chart it is?
>>
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when is the bubble gonna burst?

there's no way the value of my inventory should double over the course of a couple of months
>>
>>128125119
you probably have something from huntsman, one of the more expensive drops from the operation, or stickers. all of those things had a stark increase recently.
>>
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>>128124889
(You)
>>
>>128125119

Hurr durr. You could have anything in your inventory.
>>
got back from the pub lads
>>
>>128125020
Circus
>>
benis
>>
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>>128124564
>>128124889
elvis our guy
>>
Why doesn't Valve allow us to change CSGO models? I want my Terrorists to be Keions.
>>
Does a high RWS on ESEA show you're a good player?
>>
>>128126647
it means you are good at getting rws
>>
>>128126602
you cant do that with cheats = 1?

also lol l4d, best run of agdq
>>
>>128126647
no but having a low (sub 11) and you're probably reall bad
>>
>>128126871
don't bully cacti!!!
>>
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>>128126602
>>
>>128126647
It shows you have good, consistent aim and push a lot.
>>
>>128113724
lmao I actually have that knife

Though I prefer the USP

The rest is right
>>
listening to Africa by Toto

AMA
>>
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uhh gotards??? I thought anime was bad???
>>
>>128126976
dunk yourself loser
>>
>>128127345
Why not Hold the Line
>>
>>128127395
they're losing to dignitas

i'd say that pretty much confirms how bad anime is
>>
>>128126984
How do I do this? I didn't think it was possible desu
>>
>>128116470
cant find your profile
post your steam id
>>
>>128127345
nice
>>
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>>128127623
i have no idea. I found these screenshots on some Chinese's guys steam. It's probably a community server
>>
>>128113724
>can be seen on /csgog/ having high level discussion about the game

That is so wrong. All this general does is ask which team to bet on then shit posts about people's ranks.
>>
>>128127395
thats a 12yr old kid retard
>>
>>128128009
spotted the rebbitor
>>
>>128128009
we also discuss cute boys and post pictures of our dicks~
>>
>entire team vote kicks each other
>1 v 5
>play the entire game
>actually got an ace and won a round
>game ends
>7 day cooldown
good job valve
>>
>>128128447
that's literally impossible
are you feeling well making up autistic storys like that in your head?
>>
>>128128745
i think he means he got a cooldown for kicking too many teammates
>>
>>128128745

If you're left with just another teammate you can start a votekick and he'll get booted. Which is dumb as fuck.
>>
>>128128745
>>
>>128128745
>>128129075
BTFO
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>>128128745
>>128129075
>>
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>>128128986

This is true. I got matched with a 4 stack once and 3 of them quit the game to restart their router or some shit like that. I votekicked the forth. When they came back they were perplexed for like 2 mins then they found out and kicked me.
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>>128129075
BTFO
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>>128129461
should of kicked all of them
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>>128129312

BTFO
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>/v/ csgo thread
>it's terrible and almost no one knows anything about the game
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>>128129907

/v/ is full of horrible children and console plebs what do you expect? their favorite games are weeabo jrpgs and waifu simulators
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quick, link me something I can fall asleep listening to
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>>128130157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4I35jierKk
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>>128130157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9COhf3PJPI
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>>128130157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLTCvQ4ZuE
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>>128130157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9B7rxtxZs4
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>>128130157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Dm3VWACWI
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>>128129907
so its just like csgog?
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>>128130528
worse
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>>128129907

I see a lot of clowns with indie game junk in their profiles that have 30-50 hrs of CS GO played because they saw it on the top seller list and didn't realize how out of their depth the game is.
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HOLY FUCK WHY WON'T MY STEAM AVATAR CHANGE FUCK SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>128131067
flush yourself
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>>128131235
flusha yourself m'memelord
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>>128131376
kill yourself
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>>128131526
dunk yourself
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>>128131235
>>128131376
>>128131526

bys
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As if there is any doubt that the C9 players are frat bro bullies after listening to JW talk. Zero respect for Semphis.
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>>128131606
leap off a cliff onto a flag pole
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>>128131650
freakazoid fixed them up. he is an anti-bully ranger
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>>128131650

why blame c9 when it was just semphis

semphis isn't even relevant anymore lmao
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>>128131849
murder yourself
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Seriously though, why won't my avatar update? I can select the file and hit "upload" but nothing happens.
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>>128131946
_____________________kill yourself__________
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>>128131879
They all sat around whispering about them before Semphis walked up to Flusha. Probably laughed about it afterwards. That's some schoolyard level bullying.
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>>128132074
wait what happened? was it in the reflections video with JW?
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>>128132074

that's also some schoolyard level speculation
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>>128132234
7 minutes in the ref vid
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>>128132234
Yes. JW said that Cloud 9 all sat at a table and whispered about them in a cafeteria. When Flusha was getting food, Semphis walked behind him and said "you fucking cheating faggot". Semphis is now on twitter saying it didn't happen and he has a good record for telling the truth, so people should believe him.
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>>128131849
mill yourself
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>>128132423
funny how semphis is now getting the same mob treatment jw did

reddit is so fickle
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>>128132483
JW never did anything that "extreme".
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>>128132448
slam yourself
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>>128132348
>>128132423
Now that I think about it I remember Hiko saying in an interview while he was still on C9 with Semphis that multiple of his teammates thought that Flusha was cheating.

To be fair some of the shit does look crazy, I think the weirdest one is the spray from Z on cache where he hits like 7 shots through 2 walls to T spawn just spraying. Nothing really conclusive though.
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>>128132735
based high t bros
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>>128132423
semphis is right though
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>>128132694
You've never pulled off something ridiculous that could look like cheating and been accused of it? I have and I don't play the game a lot. Imagine playing the game 24/7 like Flusha. People say he is one of the hardest working pros.
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>be me
>be cute
>have cute bf
>play csgo with cute bf
>we always win
>GE's
>have sex after then fall asleep cuddling

why don't you have a bf?
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>>128132934
I'm not cute ;__;
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>>128132934
human garbage
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>>128121978
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>>128095231
what the fuck is this
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>>128104546

Agreed, it's dumb shit.

I love it in Quake 3 because it has a place in that game. It shouldn't be in CS and the miniscule speed boost up to 300 that still remains in CS:GO should be patched out.

>not even satisfying to do
>extremely inconsistent, the best of b-hoppers regularly fail at it
>People who can't do it do it regardless and end up going slower than they normally would without their monkey jumping
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>>128135113
they have tried to patch it out, bhopping is something that is not easy to remove which is why it shows up in so many games

maybe source 2 will make it possible
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>>128135113
>>128135273
whats even the point of removing it
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>>128106910
>on 4chan
>listening to non-shit music

What are you doing here.
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>>128108051

A far bigger problem is hit reg inconsistency. I've seen some shit in CS. Then in the last update, they released the kill cam thing and realized how often what I see on my screen literally doesn't fucking happen in-game. This is at 50~60 ping and I see delay up to what must be 200ms.
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>>128135693
>hit reg inconsistency
it's not hit regm it's RNG, blood is client-side which is why it can be all over the wall even if the guy didn't take any damage
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>>128135850
blood on wall is server side
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>>128135113
fun fact: carmac hates bhopping and wanted it gone
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>>128136104
Autists hate bhopping because it's not realistic.
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>>128135850

I was stupid to use the term hit reg because I actually meant lag. Sometimes I'll shoot, hear the shots go out, but according to the game it never happened. If you suspect this is happening to you, play demolition or casual a bit and check it out.

I've seen reddit speculate on it recently, something about desync between CPU cores but it all sounded very r0ach to me. Also it was on reddit, so go figure. Besides, their consensus was "unfixable until valve fixes it"
>>
wow make a murderer had a terrible ending. i cant wait to find out what happens in season 2 in 2025
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>>128135113
then just don't fucking do it

complaining about bhop is like complaining about the m249 being shit
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>>128094747
Who is the Asian guy on the right?
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>>128136967
ice holiday
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>>128136524
>10 hour documentary
fucking why
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>>128137054
http://counterstrike.wikia.com/wiki/Thin_Ice
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>>128136376
Happens to me all the time.

>1v1 with AWPs
>shoot before the other guy, guaranteed hit
>doesn't count
>ded
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>>128137082
it's in episodes so it works out. the ken burns civil war documentary is 11 hours and it's the shit.
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>>128136691

The problem is that guys like roca and dazed constantly try to do it sideways but end up dying like idiots.

The alternative to watch fpl is playing the shitty game, is that what you want me to do?
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>>128138262
csgo is fun!
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>>128138305
"i'm poor"
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>>128137365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHiv57eVncA
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>>128138363

Some much needed positivity! CSGO is a great game when it comes down to it :)
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>>128138638
:)
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>>128138305
Meme so supreme
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>>128121978
he's not wrong
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>>128138305
StatTrak Knife
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>>128138305

Call it "knife" or "Video game knife" don't be a pussy

Or "mister stabalot" says gf :^)
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>>128138305
add me for erp
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>>128139005
you need to tell me your /id/ first, silly! ^^
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>>128139527
idontknowhowtoerp
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>>128139527
/id/stary
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>>128139809
>private
adding to my list of people i will never communicate with
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>>128139976
discrimination against private profiles needs to end.
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>>128139976
you got memed haha
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>>128139976
loooooloololoooololol

get memed KID
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m0E, tck, a2z, Fifflaren, seangares

top 3 NA
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>>128140696
mOE
mossbeck
goodkarma
pinekone
justin9n

top 2 NA
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>>128140931
>mosbeck
l m a o

I forgot about that guy thanks anon
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>>128140696
its confirmed ryx is in at least as a trial
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>>128138262
then that's their fault
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>teammates casually shank me for 20hp every other round
>I get the 2 hour cooldown for teamkilling one of them
I'm not even mad, just dissapointed
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SK is playing really fucking supsiciously desu
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What knives do you guys have?
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>>128141151
https://youtu.be/ybcO-_4vtvc

classic
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>>128141595
karambit slaughter
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>>128140931
why do people keep bringing up mosbeck? he was horribly online who got banned for hacking then quit.
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>>128141595

m9 night
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>>128141595
karambit blue steel, used to have karambit rust
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>>128141595
default
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post ur rare loaves
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OUR FUCKING GUY
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>>128142294
>>128142341
is he playing

if so where
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>>128142430
vs SK, clutched a 1v2 postplant by killing 2 guys defusing in the smoke, the second guy he knifed with 1 second left
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>>128142430
1v1. it was 14-15, SK player was defusing the bomb with def kit in a smoke. he had 1.5 sec left to defuse and loaf jumps down on de_train and slices twice the guy from SK and its a tie.
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>>128142545
>>128142615
flush yourselves
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>>128142642
loaf yourself
>>
CLASSIC
DANISH
SHOKE
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>>128142790
edit yourself
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>>128142790
dunk yourself
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>>128140696
Speaking of NA, why don't the banned players make a team to compete in leagues outside of majors? Dazed, steel, AZK, swag, plus another good player would do pretty well no? Or do they not like each other?
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I like his avatar
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ill b e honest with u

i like memes
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friis not even trying to hide it
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>>128143093
Dazed doesn't want to play competetively anymore
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>>128143093
i was thinking the same thing. i thought this would've been perfect for m0E since it seems he wants to compete, yet keep his stream 1st priority as well

also no (big) league has yet decided to let the banned players play in their league despite the "non-pressure" from valve
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who the fuck is Magic and how is he so good

>17 year old
danish p1mple?
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>>128143093
steel and dazed make more money from streaming
swag is finishing school and needs to go to college to get a real job
azk plays some other shit game
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>>128143093
>>128143572
Steel, AZK, and m0E and a few others have already played in small LANS sense the ban.

>>128143957
AZK still plays GO, but mains Reflex. Reflex, with a whooping 35 concurrent players on steam, apparently has 1000 dollar tournaments.
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>>128135693
>>128136376
i know what you mean
so many times when i am deathmatching i will one shot a guy, but there is an incredibly noticeable amount of time between me clicking and him actually getting shot
it's fucking insane and makes it so awful to play this god damn game.
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>>128141602
more like this
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>>128144658
kind of similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGAD6Zif5gI
man it's been a long time
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what happened to 'fastest growing game on steam' gotards?

:^)))
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>>128146425
no operation and the last update was nearly gamekillingly bad
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Just won a game, being the best, and got deranked. Please someone explain, I don't get it.
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>>128146550
>next operation is going to be fucking shit
>nuke is going to be a disaster
>inferno is next on the valve 'lets just take a map out of the pool for a year and ruin it in every way' list
>more imbalanced weapons added to the game
>source 2 is never coming

2016 is the year valve's incompetence kills this game.
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>>128146729
ur bad
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>>128146767
what do we do to fix this
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>>128146876
""""we""""" continue to play the game because there is no good alternative/memes/skins
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>>128146876
we need a destiny

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/11m21k/starcraft_2_will_be_dead_before_legacy_of_the
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>>128146729
wow you were the best in the midst of fucking shitters how could u not rank up!!!!!
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>>128146729
you get deranked
you dont rank up
thats the new system
>>
>>128146876
play planetside 2, the most competitive and skill testing shooter on the market
>>
what are we watching
>>
does anyone actually listen to the radio comms? no one seems to care when I use "need backup" or "enemy spotted"
>>
>Titan wasted 150k on a meme and became completely irrelevant
>Maniac actually made it to nV instead.

I bet he's laughing now.
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>>128148162
people spam them too much theyve basically become background noise to me that I dont even notice

its like need a dispenser in tf2 or something

but I have a no mic friend who I pay attention to them with when I play since he has no mic
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>RNG bullet spread
>skill based competitive shooter
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>>128148771
>muh rng
>>
Souvenir Dragon Lore (factory new) who has it? How many exist?
>>
Would it be considered cheating if I'd heavily moded my game to make it look super anime? Like changing some colors/removing some shadows and stuff might make me see better.
Would I get banned?
>>
>smurfing is killing low ranks and this game in general
>What do we do about this head of development of CS:GO?
>lets change the ranking system
>we'll move the people who are good into the low ranks
>and we'll keep the people who are trying to improve with the people who are better then them
>but they wont be able to rank up because the people who are better got more experience then those who suck
>ITS FUCKING GENIUS

thanks for the smurf valve
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>>128148771
Its worse with the deagle.

>tap fire with deagle
>standing still
>aiming at enemies head
>enemy is crouching standing still
>fire the gun
>SKIMS HIS HEAD
>fire again
>HIT THE COVER
>fire again
>DINK HIM THROUGH THE COVER
>die

Seriously fuck the deagle.
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>>128148771
Unreal tournament 4 soon, brother
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>>128149118
me senpai
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>>128149576
you dont know how to use it if that keeps happening to you
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>>128150067
How do I use a deagle? I know i'm supposed to wait until the recoil animation is over and I do.
>>
>Rust Coat Sawed-Off costs ~.80$
>7 sawed-offs thereby cost ~5.6$
>p2000 chainmail and mp9 dark age start at 8$
>chance to win is 70%
Did I just find a way to meme the tradeup contract?
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>>128149309
no but you won't be able to play mm
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>>128150186
crouch if you don't want to get fucked by rng
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>>128150465
not him but i will frequently be crouching and shooting at a guy, only to die and see bulletholes on the wall behind where he was when he moves away in death cam even though i hit him zero times according to csgo
>>
What are your guys es favorite skins under 5 dollars?
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>>128149381
>check my matches
>every game has had a guy with less than 100 hours in csgo on the enemy team
>one game had 4
fun times are fun
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>>128146964
>tfw CS is going the way of SC2

why even bother with the game desu, nu-valve are incompetent just like Blizz.
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>>128151050
AK Cartel
A1 Basilisk
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why wont they just leave the game be


they didnt touch 1.6 for like 10 years and it was just fine

just fucking stop updating it
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>>128151276
the game has to be good before they can leave it be

if they just leave it like it is now then nothing would have changed
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>>128150186
be very calm with your shooting

you develope a good rhythm to it with practice

DO NOT jump around at all, the deagle stays inaccurate as fuck after a jump for longer than any other weapon eventhough you have already landed

use positions where you can constantly repeek so you only need to take 1 shot per peek
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>>128151734
>remove cz, tec, revolver and other meme weapons
>bring back old mirage, revert train
>add 128 on mm
literally complete game
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>>128150186
I mostly spam while crouch walking if I get caught out.
Otherwise you try to repeek with prefire at head level until one of you gets a headshot.
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>>128150620
you probably fuck up with your movement and take shots while still having velocity

if you take 1 shot too early while still having velocity it will fuck up the rest of the shots too unless you wait really long for the accuracy to reset
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>>128095231
Why did you buy a skin for the most useless fucking gun in the game?
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>>128150465
>>128151892
>>128152113
Alright thanks

I used to be LE and I got placed in nova 2 so i've taken to only deagling and was wondering why the fuck the deagle felt so inconsistent with my shots since i've never used it in my 900 hours of playing
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>>128151050
The laminates
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think im gonna go to sleep lads
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>>128153430
For eternity? Or just 8 hours?
>>
I need one player for MM.
My steam ID:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Karolomen
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>>128153879
currently deciding between those two
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>start playing competitive
>kinda hard, win some, lose some.
>Almost everytime I win though, I'm at the top of my team.
>finally win 10 matches
>Silver 1
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>>128153945
How do I change my font in this game?
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>>128154115
Don't do it.

It may be a nice idea but there are only terrible choices to change your font.
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>>128154115
Make sure you're a full fledged faggot first, then after that Google "csgo fonts"
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>>128153980
Either way, sleep tight :)
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>>128154458
thank u friend i will cherish this post like its the last good thing that will happen to me
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>>128153945
>>128154115
come play and i'll show you
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>>128154637
>EU
nty
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>>128152018
>add 128 on mm
this for the love of god
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>>128154014
Anon were in an ELO based ranking system now thanks to valve. Basically it takes a number thats insanely hard to increase but very easy to decrease and makes that the number in which determines if you rank up or rank down. AKA get 30 kills per match and win 6 matches in a row or your not ranking up.
>>
For the fucks sake somebody join already. Shit Fuck Shit
/id/karolomen
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>>128155090
You see, when we consider chess ELO system, 0.1k means you don't know how to play the pieces, 0.5k is you played a couple of times. 1k is normal, 2k is almost professional
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>do what you guys told me to do like watch some of the "pro" players, watch some of their videos about how to improve, and started practicing recoil control
>still not improving
Could it be due to the fact that my computer is shit and can only run the game at 32fps and that's only when I'm the only person on screen or does framerate not play a part in how big of an advantage that you have against other players?
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Why does everyone hate the revolver? It's much easier to use than the deagle and it's better at close range.
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Is silver the average of csgog?
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>>128156342
it's ok probably muh edgy oldfags
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/csgog/

thoughts on my xm1014
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\( •0)/ *screaming into the abyss*
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>>128157003

Your name is pretty fitting, goes right along with it. Consider killing yourself while you're at it.
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>>128157270
thanks im going to after dinner tonight lol!!!!
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>the rank distribution keeps going lower and lower
>my rank keeps staying the same
>i'm somehow appearing better and better at the game without doing anything
Lol
>>
What are the prerequisites for being able to oversee overwatch cases? I know it has something to do with how many wins you have in comp and what your comp rank is.
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>>128157869
Nova 1. Thats it anon.
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>>128157715
family i went from LEM to MG2
just cuck my shit up
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>>128157715
it means you're improving
if it weren't for the fucked up ranks you'd be ranking up
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>global is less than .75% of players now
ayy lmao
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>>128158396
>getting my shit pushed in on nuke
>lose
>game ends
>I'm LEM and everyone else is AKs
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>>128159116
I guess, I just don't feel like I deserve to hold on to MG1 while all the ranks keep drifting back further and further. I don't feel like I"m suddenly better than a larger and larger percentage of people at this game
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Top frag and win recalibration match...gn4 to s3.
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this thread is so dying
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>>128160901
0.0
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Has anyone ever had a positive interaction with DINOSOWER! or whatever the fuck it's called
they're all complete shitters
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>>128161680
I keep running into DINOSOWER people in Casual and have no idea what the fuck DINOSOWER is. They're usually bottom every match though.
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>>128161873
played with a pretty chill slav guy with the tag on EU faceit
we won like 16-3
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>>128161680
they're all memers so probably not. i think was one time I did, but i'm not sure.
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>>128161680
Every kid with a dinosower tag is ironically bhopping and trying to go for long range 360 AWP noscopes.
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>>128157715
>mfw went from le to mg1
>mfw will probably drop further
LMFAO
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>>128162242
You probably won't
I went from DMG to GN4 and ranked up to MG1, have lost more frequently and haven't ranked down yet
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>>128162115
@
>>128161680
>>
>>>/r9k/25655061
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>new rank system hits just as I lose interest in trying
>global to LEM and now I can wide peak, run into sites and not stress about communicating and still drop 30
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>>128163391
Yet you are still playing with the same people you were before

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3xe7py/has_anybody_noticed_the_change_in_the_rank_system/cy3x3pj

Confirmation bias is STRONG in these threads the past few weeks
>>
>>128163745
no he isn't, valve fucked up and they know it
just yesterday I played a match where we had literal silvers on both teams (im mge)
>>
I just got placed. Is it difficult to get out of silver 1?
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>>128163926
Spotted the silver
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>>128163945
Enjoy staying Silver 1 forever
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>>128163926
>everyone says they are suddenly top fragging every game
You realize that this literally isn't possible right?
If everyone is top fragging then people are either
A: Telling lies
B: using an extremely small sample size to come to a false conclusion
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>>128163945
>>128154014
are people actually getting placed in silver 1 or am i just getting memed on
>>
>>128164321
I would lose 4-8 matches at a time.
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>>128163945
that depends on whether you're shit or not
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>>128155090
Start at silver 4, I've been top, max 9 game win streak, then I lost one, then I got a 6 game win streak, then I lost another one.
The second match we decided to forfeit because we were doing really bad. When I looked at my rank I was silver 3.
Fuck this
>>
JE DONG EM
>>
>CSGOG GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY REALITY

https://csgosquad.com/ranks
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>>128165392
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebhuj_6gSB8
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I've been contemplating making an amateur CS team for a while and would like any tips or advice from anybody who's done it.
It's nothing super serious, we are only MGE but I would like to see if we could practice as a team and play better and get some real authenticity behind it.
Can anybody help?
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>>128164812
See the problem with a elo/glicko based system is that ELO goes up and down depending on shit you do. Once elo goes past a certain point your MMR goes up and once that goes up you rank up. What valve has done is cut out MMR so now it's insanely hard to rank up in cs:go but insanely easy to rank down.
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>>128166402
you're at such a low level that you need to do it with friends and if it isn't mostly if not all for fun you're gonna have a terrible time.
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What item are you waiting for to increase in price?
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>>128166554

From
>>128163745

We did initiate a slow shift of the Skill Group boundaries recently, due to an increase in players and a substantial upward drift over time in the skill groups distribution. While this won’t impact the quality of your matches (you are matched based on an underlying rank value and not the visible Skill Group), many players will experience a change in their Skill Group as the distribution returns to a bell curve centered approximately at Gold Nova 4. We also shipped a recent update that will automatically monitor and maintain consistency of the players skill groups distribution. That should eliminate the need to make such disruptive boundary adjustments in the future.
> While this won’t impact the quality of your matches (you are matched based on an underlying rank value and not the visible Skill Group)
>you are matched based on an underlying rank value
>underlying rank value

THEY DIDNT FUCKING CUT OUT MMR

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD TO COMPREHEND
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>tfw hearing 3 different people coming from different directions
>end up pissing off teammates because I spend time frantically trying to decide which way to go because I don't know where to go or where exactly the enemy is
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GLOVE SKINS / BRASS KNUCKLES KNIFE WHEN
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>>128167259
>BRASS KNUCKLES KNIFE
You mean trench knife?
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>Buying skins with irl money

This game will be dead in a couple of years, enjoy the 0 refund EleGiggle
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>>128167390
I meant brass knuckles. Just as a modelswap for knives.
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>>128167483
>EleGiggle
kill yourself.
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>>128167483
>dead in a couple of years
i hope so. im ready for a proper counter strike 2
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>>128167483
oh no big deal
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>>128167537
get le troled hahaha !!!
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>be LEM
>dont play for a month
>come back and play one
>win
>now I'm MG2
W H A T

T H E

F U C K

G O T A R D S ?????????????????
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>>128167914
>he didn't get the memo
yikes
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>>128167970
4 RANKS

FOUR

F O U R R A N K D R O P D O W N

4

VIER

NÉGY

444444444444444444

AFTER 1 WIN

??????????????????????????
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>>128168104
>>128167914
git gud
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>>128168262
NO YOU FUCK FACE YOU GIT GUD

MY SMURF IS 3 RANKS HIGHER THAN MY MAIN NOW

WHAT THE FUCK VALVE

ITS A JOKE ACCOUNT

WHAT THE FUCK

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>128167914
>>128168104
>>128168376
see
>>128165809
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>>128168376
thisi s what you get for smurfing you shit fuck
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>lem before the welfare ranks and stopped playing mm
>play ~5 games during welfare ranks, getting and losing smfc

if I come back to the game am I going to be at lem or will I be playing with even shittier players at like mg
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>>128166969
none im not a poorfag waiting to flip skins for fucking pennies when i have a job
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>>128168474
my smurf was 1 rank under me

what the problem with that you literal retard autistic cretin fucktard?

NOW MY MAIN IS THE SMURF

WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY WITH NOVA SHITTERS WHEN I USED TO PLAY WITH SUPREME SHITTERSFGASDFASDFASDFGDFSGDF
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>>128167823
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>>128104546
aww, little babby cant bunnyhop?
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>>128168738
THen why have a fucking smurf in the first place if its ONE FUCKING RANK BELOW
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>>128169049
because I have shitter friends who I used it to play with

I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE IT ONE RANK UNDER MY MAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>128169049
get cucked faggot
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>>128168715
but its fun!
>>
c9 finalized their fifth
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>>128168857
on 128 servers with unlimited speed i can, no one can on competetive servers consistently
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>>128169531
which is?
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>>128155545
hello reddit
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>>128169851
Freakazoi just said stunna will release it. I assume tomorrow we find out.
>>
>>128169851
it's stewie
>>
so wwhats the easiest way to get my hands on a blue five-seven case hardened.

the community market sucks
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>entrying long
>only enemy ct's head is visible in pit
>shoot
>die
>55 in 2
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>>128173396
LOL GET GOOD
ITS YOUR FAULT THE GAME REGISTERS NOTHING PROPERLY AND ACTIVELY SABOTAGES YOUR AIM BY RAMPING UP THE RNG TO INSANELY HIGH LEVELS FOR NO REASON
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>>128173396
>fire 3 shots at someone with an AK
>first 2 shots "miss" and appear as bullet holes directly behind the guy's head
>3rd shot hits
This game is so fucking dumb sometimes
>>
>>128173717
>play dm
>see afk guy
>stand still and aim directly on head
>tap
>miss
>tap
>miss
>tap
>miss
>tap
>hit
it's so fucking stupid i don't even move my mouse and yet somehow get different results
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>>128173396
the only constant is you

thats all there is to it
>>
>>128173858
he was tabbed out. It's a known glitch with the client where the client doesn't talk to the server and doesn't register hits.
>>
>>128173717
>spectate when dead
>guy shoots nowhere near a head with a scout
>headshot
>>
>>128173927
the only constant is the game... a player's skill level changes every single second.
>>
why don't you fucking nerds play a real fps like tf2
>>
So you are in a game and some asshole is doing weird things.
Getting lucky with pushes and peeks, jumping around corners people are watching.

He has a total of 27 hours played.

How quick do you report him?
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>>128175036
i am convinced that my game is just out of sync with everything for no reason that i can think of
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>>128175206
I wait a few more rounds to see if he knows where enemies are without our team calling out enemy positions before I determine if he's a cheater or just a smurf that knows what he's doing
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>>128113724
>not exclusively using the baggage collection
hello reddit
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>>128175449
In this hypothetical he is on the enemy team.
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>>128116017
I really can't fuckin stand the Point Disarray.

also

>Cartel and Jet set in different tiers
>Cartel above jet set

neck urself m8
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>>128175706
Then I ask my team if they've been killed by him and if they think he's acting a bit weird and then I ask his team if he's doing suspicious shit when they're spectating him
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>>128175965
Then they mock you as a baddie for accussing someone.
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>>128173396
i was firing aimlessly into smoke once witha deagle and got two headshots, the replay showed they were actually no where near the head even when account for recoil
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>>128176083
The bullets act differently if not actively observed.
Wowowowow quantim physics!
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>>128176214
>>128176214
>>128176214
>>
>>128176581
harveyfag thread
report
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>>128110024
>safe space: the video game
what do you mean by this?
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>>128176526
desu i was walling and trying not to make it obvious since like 2 other team mates where firing into the smoke so i joined in. once you wall youll realise how screwed up the aim is in the game.

>>128176581
literally 60 posts early
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wew
>>
Is harveryfag an autist?

poo in loo
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just click heads
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>that one autistic AWPer on your team that follows you everywhere and treats his AWP like it's an AK or an M4
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>>128178798
>that guy who refuses to drop the awp for an ak to retake a site
>tfw you have three of those guys on your team
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>>128178402

>dot crosshair

i hate you quake retards so much
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>>128179018
Its a circle not a dot

also I play reflex with jump bound to scroll wheel and everyone tells me how fucking retarded I am
>>
hey
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>>128179194
It's not a circle that's literally impossible to make
>>128179426
Hey
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>>128179426
yo
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>>128179426
hi
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>>128179542
>dots aren't circles
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>128179426
post id
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>>128180150
they arent
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http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Sticker%20|%20Hiko%20%28Foil%29%20|%20Cluj-Napoca%202015
did you buy a fatman sticker?
>>
I was playing a match some red shit in the top right corner appeared saying packet something was missing can anybody explain?
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>>128181164
a packet was probably missing
>>
>>128181314
No shit you fucking nigger but what exactly does it mean? I'm assuming it has to do with my connection since packet is a term that's generally used when talking about internet connections and their speeds.
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>>128181467
its also a term used for things you order somewhere and then you get sent a packet to your house
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>>128181467
Holy shit you stupid faggot if you took the time to google the problem instead of being a helpless gay/woman/nigger and posting here you would already have solved the problem and be playing this shitty game
>>
Anyone else really hate black people?
>>
>>128180928
Not a dot
That's a square
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>>128181712
msharvey doesn't
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>>128180150
You're slow. A circle/dot is not possible.
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>>128182041
how the fuck do you make this your cs:go crosshair?
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>>128182162
then why is she fucking a skin head?
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>>128183270
who?
>>
>>128183452
reltuc
>>
Does csgog still fuck with Father?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF9kOkRCnyo
>>
>>128183537
it's cutler you dumb faggot
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>>128183647
>>128183647
>>128183647
>>
>>128183637
>>128183537
shes pure
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>>128183662
harvey thread again
report
again
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c9's fifth is fugly, see you nerds in a few days when it's confirmed ;)
>>
It's soon going to be time to side-cash out my skins.

Gonna get 2 knives, a knight, and a fire serpent.
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>>128183537
braces and laces here, cutler is not a fucking skinhead
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