/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Cold winters nights by the fire with Callie!

So what do squids/kids do when they aren't battling or buying clothes?

Wut r u squidz picking for de Splatfest?

I honestly can't decide.

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>>128089661

>>128089747
Past. I like history.

>>128089680

Watching tentacle porn while pumping their sploosh-o-matics.

>>128089747
past tbqh

>>128089747
I'm thinking of going past cause I like history but future is cool too. I'll choose on the day of splatfest.
>>128089680
Daily life routines.

>>128089747
Past so I don't have to play with retarded children.

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>>128089680
Whenever you're not playing your squid eats, sleeps, and goes to school.

>>128090005

Sounds like a good time

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>>128089804
I love that picture. She looks so cuddly.

FUCK CALLIE

>>128090191
>>128090089
>>128090069
>>128089939

Man, Marie is never going to win again is she?

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>>128090771
Up in a game of Mario Kart!

>>128089680

There's some bit in the game that says something like "Do they not have any interests but battle and fashion?"

So nothing. They sleep, eat, dress themselves and battle.

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>>128089747

Past. Kids are all picking future and I like dinosaurs anyways.

>>128091073
Ayy; Carnotaurus is my nigga.

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>>128090551
I want to snuggle with Callie while Marie looks on from across the room with bitter jealousy.

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Who's squid is this? I forget why I saved it

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>>128092143

>>128092215
SOON

>>128092143
Spike's just like
>I am gonna wreck that Woomy 's wallet

When does the Past vs. Future splatfest start? What date/time?

Why the fuck are these Psycho Killer Japs with 12/2 K/D ratios down here in A- with me

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>Captain Cuttlefish has pictures of the Squid Sisters in his cabin
What a creepy pervert

>>128092143
little budding squidloli breasts in tiger shirt :3

>>128092916
>Spike
>i

>>128094227

Most Grandparents have pictures of their grandchildren, anon

>>128094432
>grandchildren
Wait what

>>128094628

Wait should I have spoilered that?

I just assume everyone's played story mode in here

>>128094920
Fuck
I've only done the first world. Didn't know there were any spoilers to be had

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>>128095062

My bad, anon.

Have tentacles as consolation.

>>128094920
you fucked up mate

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>>128095207
its too late to have these feelings god damn it

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good night familia gotta sleep
love you guys

>>128095601

Good night it's 09:23

>>128095207
That's okay, that's actually really sweet they're related.
Callie is the better one

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What is the lewdest gear combo that your squid can wear?

>>128095867
The Octoling armor is the closest thing to lewd. There are no playboy bunny ears yet.

>>128095867

None. Spaghetti's have only 2 settings: cute and rapscallion

>>128095781
tru

>>128090848
As long as they keep giving her the more popular choice, she won't.
It's gotta be intentional.

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>>128095965
>>128095867

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>>128096343
Imagine if you could wear no clothes and still re-roll the slots for those spot.

>>128094628
time for you to play single player

the end boss is pretty much the best thing ever, too. hope you have the NoA version though

>>128096465
US final boss was kinda cringey if I'm honest.
More interesting, but still pretty stupid.

>>128096334

This is only because of American strats and/or the demographics that play your game. Everywhere else either sister can win and it isn't decided by the first to get a mirror match

>>128096465

What's the difference?

>>128096334
Well Marie won the Disgusting Pineapple fest outright, despite higher popularity.

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>>128096603

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What would they cry out during sex?

>>128096830
In that case I don't think people wanted to fight for pineapple even to win because it goes against everything they believe in about pizza

>>128096925
*squid noises*

>>128096908

Why does Europe get the boring edition?

>>128096925
[unintelligible squid babble]

>>128096959
Nobody is really committed to defending a favorite style of food; not compared to a personality trait such as preference between Cats or Dogs, or ideals in ethics such as Art or Science, Love or Money.

>>128097036
because they translated instead of localized and failed to add character or personality>>128097036

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>>128096925
"Ouch please stop"
"No wait please keep it in I've wanted this for so long please please I just want to be a momma"

>>128097036
NoE translators are more literal, NoA does actual localization, where they add personality to the translation.
Unfortunately that also means shit like them changing things to be "funny," or changing things they don't agree with, or adding memes, but with Splatoon it worked out fine.

>>128097457
The only big perk the EU version has is its mode instructions actually making sense and 'Nice' and 'To me' being actual directions.
And it shows; during the EU Splatfests people actually jump to you when you call, but when playing with Americans it's like you're talking to a wall.

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>>128097358
Well that just killed my mood.

>>128095867

Pink Ink
Octoling Armour
Hairclip / Retro Specs / Full-Moon Glasses
Red Slipons

Sex personified.

>>128097715
Post picture of woomy in that gear.

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So Marie wants a massage with a mobile phone... implying she doesn't do that already.

>>128098360

She also wants to print pizza

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>>128098360
Oh she totally does.

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>launch inkstrike into mid-map warzone
>kill 3/4 enemy squids

It never stops satisfying

>>128097358
jesus

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>>128098360
that's not what it says...

>Got splatted by that Sprinkler she tried to destroy

>>128099314
I actually know that feel and I had a similar expression

>>128097832

I can't now. Someone else?

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>>128097358
I-I want to cum inside Marie... for Marie...

Dead thread.
Dead game.

Where's the Europeans? It's 11:05 you should be wide awake and grinding rank, levels and Spyke

>>128100695
D E A D G A M E

>>128100695
We're too busy getting fondled by immigrants.

>>128100695
>>128100758
it's 5am in burgertown here

>>128101123

I know the burgers have some odd hours. It's prime time when it hits midnight over here but Euros seem to have no primetime

>>128101220
considering the european region sold the least well (compared to japan and the us) it makes sense

>>128101087

I'm an immigrant where's these easily seduced women. I was lied to

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>>128100695
I'm here and I'm playing. Now what.

>>128101450
Uh
Post things

>>128101279
I am yurop woman looking for foreign cocks so I can brag to all my friends about how tolerant I am
Gibe benis pls

>>128101572
You have something particular in mind?

>>128101087
I live under a rock and hardly ever keep up with the news, is there something going down in eurotown or was that just a general statment.

Who /past/ here?

>>128101267
Yep, pretty much dead in Europe. I had to go hunting round a game store walk past an entire floor of PlayStation and XBox titles all the way to the back realise I can't see a single Nintendo title anywhere, see someone travel up these small stairs that I thought led to some store room or something but thought to myself, if I'm not supposed to go up there then somebody would stop me so I ascend and only then did I end up in Nintendoland. More like 3DS land but there were some Wii U things and some amiibo. But a great deal of a wall was occupied by Disney infinity and Skylanders and the accompanying figures.
tl;dr Europe really isn't helping out Wii U by hiding everything away.

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>>128101572

Haunt is an underrated ability, and really useful for defensive weapons that hold parts of the map.

Defensive play is wrongly looked down upon because most people think that you can't rely on your teammates in solo queue, and need to do everything yourself. Or at least, pick a versatile weapon that can do a little bit of everything.

This is one of the reasons that the 96 Deco and Octoshot are everywhere in ranked.

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>>128101634
Tell us about how many sick kills you got in one game and how much you hate Japanese people and how your favorite weapon is objectively the best weapon and how good this games sequel will be and how badly you want to fuck your own avatar and how shit the Sloshing Machine Neo is or just make some derived shit up and post a cute girl

>>128101784
>live under a rock
I want to live under a rock too.

Problems in Germany and tension in UK.

>>128101784
About a hundred women in a crowd got felt up by a bunch of immigrated men, about 30 of them have been arrested so far or some shit but I don't follow the news that much.

>>128101784
Muslims fucking Europe up again

Literally this time because there are rape gangs going around. The police were covering it up at first to look not raciss but then there was a large scale attack on new year's that was too brazen for media to ignore

>>128101893

The stores in England don't offer customers choice but rather whatever is selling is pushed hard increasing it's sales making it get pushed harder. I asked for XCX and the guy showed me XC for DS instead. It's a crying shame

>>128102137
It's occasions like this that makes /pol/'s bitching seem rational.

>>128101906
>pick a versatile weapon that can do a little bit of everything.
Yep, these weapons end up rising to the top because of how the devs chose to balance the game.
If only Mariokart followed a similar idea Mario would actually be the most used character. Hopefully 200cc fixes that a bit.

I still wish the devs put a bit more diminishing returns into stacking to discourage it more.

>>128102527

The idea that people should various weapon and have different gear for different stages and modes is good buy it'll never happen. With how the rolls work it rakes too much time to get the perfect set so you'd rather go for something mutlti purpose than stage/mode specific

>>128102527
>I still wish the devs put a bit more diminishing returns into stacking to discourage it more.

Why?

Stacking is fine. The penalty is that you put all of your eggs in one basket, and miss out on other abilities.

I'd love to run Ink Res and max Swim Speed on the Octoshot, for example, but I'd miss out on Ink Recovery, Special Saver, Run speed, Bomb Range, etc.

Even on Chargers, I'd love to run Tenacity and loads of Swim Speed on the Custom E-Litre. Can't do that without losing the Damage Ups though.

>>128102137
What's ironic is that they was talk of an imminent new years attack floating around.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35208669
>Cities across Europe have been on alert for a possible New Year's Eve attack.
>The alert in Munich came just hours before midnight and police warned people to stay away from crowds.
>"I am happy that nothing has so far happened and I hope it stays that way," said interior minister Joachim Herrmann.

>>128101893
>>128102284
I wonder what the Splatoon community is like in Hungary

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>>128101916
>Tell us about how many sick kills you got
I had this great Triggerfish Towers game yesterday where I went 20-6 with my all S Rank Team against a team with 3 S+ Japs! Felt great tbqh.

>how much you hate Japanese people
I don't hate them at all. They have a passion for this lovely game and produce all this art for it, while the average Eurocuck is a clueless fucktard.

>how your favorite weapon is objectively the best weapon
The SSPs? They're not the best. But I just like playing with them somehow. They feel rewarding to use.

>how good this games sequel will be
Given the talent and dedication of the team behind it, how can it be anything else but great? I just hope the NX isn't another gimmicky shitbox that would condemn the game to obscurity.

>how badly you want to fuck your own avatar
I'd hit them sweet Woomy hips hard, not gonna lie. I wonder how sensitive their tentacles are.

>how shit the Sloshing Machine Neo is
haven't tried it yet

>cute girl
have some Marie

>>128103187
>cute
>marie
K E K
E
K

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>>128103254
Mate, not even joking, Marie is fucking gorgeous.
A shit, but fucking gorgeous.

>>128102830
>The penalty is that you put all of your eggs in one basket, and miss out on other abilities.
In that vein they should remove the penalties on Stealth Jump and Ninja Squid as you're losing out on the ability to use other main only shoe and clothing abilities.

What we're seeing is that the diminishing returns aren't negative enough to discourage all the stacking going on like how the negative swim speed on Ninja Squid or jump speed on Stealth Jump discourages people from using that over Cold-blooded and Ink Resistance Up.

At this point it's unlikely for this to happen as it would definitely annoy their loyal players who put in all that effort to create stacked gear. And the last thing the devs would want to do would be to alienate their fans.

>>128103323
>liking old hags

>>128103187
>SSP
>Values the hips
That's all I need; I like this guy

Plaza seems like its nothing but Futurefags. Does the game prioritize the opposing team for filling the plaza or is it just massively more popular a team?

>>128103425
Haven't voted yet and I can barely find any Pastfags.

>>128103425
Sorry pastanon, I chose future

>>128103425
It fluctuates a lot because now is the time when Miiverse posts finally change.

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>>128103370
Wouldn't be surprised if Marie was a year or three elder than Callie, but nothing massive.

Even though when I saw their designs for the first time, and before I knew they were 'Squid Sisters', I thought Marie was supposed to be Callie's mom.

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>>128103569
>ever siding with Marie

enjoy those 18 snails

>>128103370
Oh, they announced their official ages? Where?

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Kinda worried that all these confident pastfags will jinx Marie into winning.

>>128103704
But I have 8mill squid money

>>128103781
That's pretty impossible once Splatfest actually starts and people start complaining about mirror matches and bad teammates.

>>128103763
Nobody knows.
I guesstimate 23-26 or somewhere around that point, considering their Grandad is a hundred.

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>>128103902
Firstly the fest is still a week away.
Secondly bemoaning mirrors and slander has never backfired ever.

Are you going to be that guy who brings a charger to splatfest?

>>128104181
That entire Splatfest had both teams complaining about mirrors at some point in the day. Mainly because all the Nice players were asleep when it started. That entire thread was a mess of no one being certain until day time kicked in and things settled down. Then it was a mess again when 5 threads got created to dissipate the salt.

You see, only 4-5 hours are required to safely get to Royalty and that's leaves way more than enough time to examine the state of things. And when it comes to Japan and fest.ink they have even more information at their disposal.

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>Friend from the US got the game a few months ago
>Already an earnest Mariefag
>Very excited to do her justice in his first Splatfest
>Is struggling to get out of C+
>Played a private lobby with him today
>Can't aim, can't manouvere, thinks shooting an Inkstrike at himself when I get close is a legitimate tactic
>Has connection problems constantly
>Has had the game since November
Marie I am so, so sorry. He means well, please go easy on him.

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wonder why they didn't keep it like this

>>128105275
i bet he's not using motion controls, huh.

>>128103704
>go into the past
>get dragged into a river by a sarco
>get hunted down by a pack of troodons
>get clobbered in the leg by an ankylosaurus
>get pulled apart by a carnotaurus
>accidently fall in some dino shit

>go into the future
>get to do a bunch of cool shit because it's the future

>>128105398
No he uses those at least.

>>128105501
The future is ruled by cloned Dinosaurs, now what.

>>128105598
Find some future technology and rule the genetically cloned future dinos.
You aren't gonna find laser guns in the past.

>>128105501
>go into the past
>talk with cool people, plan how not to die because history exists

>go into the future
>see everyone you know & love dead
>probably die because you're experiencing time in a non-linear way and there isn't just one future

>>128105693
>go into the past
>contract some old disease with no way to treat it because it's the past

>go into the future
>eat food made from the air
>visit mars to walk around cities colonized by humans
>use the iphone 73s new holographic technology

>>128105683
Except the Dinosaurs also have lasers. Also the cloned Dinosaurs now rule the earth, and instead they use cloned humans as slaves.

>>128105501
>go to the future
>science has made it possible to create real life squid girl waifus for you to own
>you can play lag free Splatoon XI on the Nintendo 128 NX U with them
>have to go back to today at the end of it

kinda sucks desu

>>128105956
Well fuck man I dunno.
Call some Aliens and ask em for help.

>>128105945
>Implying humanity won't obliterate itself within the next century thanks to its own destructive nature
>Implying the future isn't dominated by superior chemical based Cephalopods obsessed with warfare

>>128105334
it was back before anyone really knew how to play the game. you had the idea "ink turf" in your head when you were waiting in line to play the damn thing but that was about it. most of the time all you'd see is really high ink scores and 0 to 1 to 2 kills, just because everyone thought inking was the priority due to how the game ranked people.

got to play it at pax before it came out and all that system really did was earn the guy who got first a pat on the back for shooting the ground. that guy was me

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>>128106047
>nintendo has created time machines
>splatoon is a foretelling of our future
>this splatfest if future wins nintendo will reveal actual video of the inkling world

>>128106016
This is why I hate experiencing temporary good times.

>>128106110
>shooting the ground
Inking the ground strategically and efficiently.

>>128106154
We must fight for the past... to change the future!

>go to the future
>immediately enslaved by aliens

what do?

>>128106496
>aliens
Implying you aren't the alien.

>What Do
Get Experimented On.

I picked past because drugs weren't illegal back then :^)

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I think humanity is a fair price to pay if it means I get to be in Callie's warm embrace

>>128106606
Well I expect the future to be so PC and Tumblr that stopping somebody from doing something is seen as oppressive, so law is irrelevant.

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>tfw having fun with the rapid blaster deco

Might just keep using this even though I perform better with other weapons. It might have gotten me out of a weapon slump.

>>128106747
Gimme tips; I love Suction Bomb Rush but I can't into Blasters and I definitely can't into the Rapid Blaster. It's just such a cool looking gun I wish I could apply it.

>>128106747
Falling in love with a new weapon is always a nice feel

I totally wrote off the brush as Roller: Shit Edition when it came out but lately I really enjoy slipping behind enemy lines and raining ink on all their shit

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>>128106713
>Callie will never suddenly appear from beyond time and space and give you a long awaited hug
>Turns out the Sims is a popular history game in the Squid World, and anon is Callie's eternal husbando that she dreams and shitposts about all the time

>>128106747
It's like a Luna Blaster but with range. I love it for making chargers panic. By not knowing where the shooter is coming from.

>>128107035
Imagine a huge line full of Japanese lining up for a Callie hug.

>>128107340
Fuck them; you're anon, that's the point.

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>>128106865
It's mostly about range, you need the shot to travel far enough to set off the big pop. It's a little tricky getting the blast from the high ground shooting down but can be done. You can also do what this guy >>128107262
said and use the range to poke people. Direct hits also do some nice damage but the fire rate allows you to chip away with just the pop while putting ink down to slow them.

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>finally make it to S+
>right when the game is officially ded

oh well

>>128107732
My biggest issue is how is feels like it covers open ground so slowly; mainly because I main its Suction Bomb sister-weapon the Splash-O-Matic. Strafing while firing covers a fair grid of turf, but it's just tough to adapt to after using such a fast firing weapon for so long.

>>128107865
>Teamkampf
>Rangkampf
>Standard-kampf
>Yet mein kampf is still illegal

>>128107865
>kampfart
>standard-kampf
>trummlerkuppel
giggled like a little schoolgirl

>>128107865
I need somebody to edit the 'hai' in Hammerhai beneath that Woomies face, alternatively 'fart' or 'schaft'.

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>>128107865
>Kampfart
Hehe

>>128103364

Still didn't answer my question. Why is stacking bad?

>>128108002
Reprints are officially legal since January 1st this year actually, or so I read in the news.

>>128107865
>Herrschaft

>>128108134
Huh; I thought it would've been barred long before than.

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>>128107865
>German woomy wearing the military hat

Gut

>>128108114
not him, but because other options are officially invalidated since stacking exists. you could try and be a jack of all trades and be a balanced goodboy or try to get a few abilities here and there, but why do that when you can have THE POWER OF A GOD (dmg up) or NEVER STAY DEAD (quick resp).

its not that stacking itself is terribly overpowered, its just too good for anything else to reasonably work.

>>128108323
Things in portions do work though; usually only 1 Special Charge-Up is all you need for instance.

>>128096908
>Dubstomp

I seriously love it.

>>128108114
Stacking isn't bad. There just isn't enough discouragement towards doing it.

>>128108380
they WORK, but do they really work AS well?

if you balance yourself out a good bit, youll never be on the same level as the guy walking around with 12 damage ups unless you make up for it with your gameplay. however, you dont always have that luxury, since chargers dont miss in S and octoshots/gals kill faster than one-shot kill weapons.

Dynamo: Splatterscope's Bane.

Breaking News:

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>>128108960
Marie's twenty year period has finally ended!

>>128108747
If he's a trash Splatterscope.

Why are squid boys so cute?
Is it wrong i want to bury my face in their spats after a few rounds of turf war?

>>128098481
Thought I was reading a Callie line by mistake there.

>Marie called Callie "Cal"

That was cute.

>>128110602
Yes it's wrong, unless you're a very lewd Woomy.

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>>128110602

No

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>>128110775
But Marie is all about that Peezer.

Gotta wonder what cute nickname Callie has for Marie.

>there are map rotations you never get to see because of sleep
>Arowana could be on them
Why

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>>128110984
Sure, but wanting to "print pizza" sounds like something only Callie's earnest brand of airheadednesa could come up with.

Do we really care if a charger friendly map hasn't shown up in awhile? Fuck Mall

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>>128111375
>/ink/ has been constantly bitching about mall since splatoons release
>now that it's been out of the rotation for a week or so people are missing it

>>128111564
at least mall had some reasonable options to kill chargers when youre behind

its like nowadays to have a map its gotta be a trail of tears to reach a charger

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>>128111564
>people bitch about Underpass
>game makes new version of Underpass
>people suddenly always liked the old version

>>128111807
That's because the new version sucked even more ass at first.
I think people have gotten used to it now.

>>128111847
Only chargers think that.

>>128111953
I use Carbon.

>>128111807
I honestly loved the old version.

It had issues but it didn't need that big of an overhaul.

The biggest issue was that the way to mid was way too easily blocked. Early day I could just sit to the side of it with a blaster and lock down that entire path. And putting an ink mine there too? GG.

Let's not forget how fucking good chargers were once they got into that one spot. Could see both entrances to mid.

>>128112013
A Splash Wall literally prohibited access to mid as well.

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>>128112120
>tfw spending the entire match just throwing walls at that one entrance

>>128112120
Pretty much what happens on Triggerfish now.

>>128111375
I just really love the uphill battle that it takes to get to mid.
I never really had a charger problem either, the map was fine god dammit.

>>128111807
Both versions are shit. All they did on new Underpass was make the door wider. It's still impossible to get out of your base if the enemy is on your hill.

>>128113285
at least they nerfed the shit outta chargers, I remember how a single charger could kick the shit outta another team without one.

>>128113370
A single charger can still shut down the map, he just needs a little bit of help.

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i love callie!!!
she's so cute

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Rip in piss you manga thing

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>>128114343
Do you think Callie was cuter in her woomy years?

Why does every Jap faggot sandbag when they see English names on their team?

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>>128114648
Ever think that they hate us just as much as we hate them?
Except instead of hating them because they're too good, they hate us because we're shit.

>>128114760
>because we're shit
Can't compete with a peer-to-peer game with client-side hit detection, no regional matchmaking, and every weapon being a projectile.

But of course, we couldn't possibly try and match people to they'll have a good time. This game is cancer.

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>>128114553
Well she redefined cute when she was a nature-defying squib, so her awkward adolescent years would've been sweeter than frosted honey

>>128114890
It's this very shitty attitude that makes them hate you.
They don't give up on the match to spite you, they do because they see you as a handicap.

>>128114648
They don't. It's just you being shit. Seriously.

>>128114343
Would Callie be a Maccas or Hungry Jacks kinda girl?

>>128116263
What the fuck does this mean?

>>128114930
>tfw callie will never shyly kiss you, the two of you both teenagers confused about romance
it hurts

>>128117137
Mac as is Australian for McDonalds
Hungry Jack is Australian for Burger King

>>128116263
>>128117137
Australians. They call McDonalds Maccas and Burger King 'Hungry Jacks'.

>>128117137
Aussie speak.
I think he's saying McDonalds and Burger King.

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>>128117258
>Sitting with Callie in deathly silence for 35 minutes on a first date
>She abruptly kisses you on the cheek, followed by another hour of silence, except with more blushing

double special charge up with inkbrush a good idea?

Going for inkstrike spam on turf war

>>128117819
Personally I always go for 1 Charge and 1 Saver

So if I join Callie's team, I'm guaranteed to be on the winning team?

>>128117674
WHAT HAPPENS NEXY

>>128118061
yeah realized that may be a better choice on port mackerel after a few rounds

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post your squids. r8 and h8

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>>128118269
She gradually shuffles closer to you at the speed of bacteria crawling on a microscope until she's finally close enough to hold your hand, then you sit there for another ten minutes until she asks you if you like remote control cars, and you say yes and then you kiss for properly, and you just awkwardly make out until Marie comes by to take her home and Callie gives you a parting look like a baby seal that's won the lottery while Marie gives you a look that's so venomous it kill plants behind you.

>top splatoon stream is girl who is raising her voice pitch to sound cutesy playing turf war

remove

>>128119251
2/slow

>>128119251
Cute, but why under heaven would you need Special Duration on an Inkstrike.

This game would be alot better if the scope variant of all chargers were removed

>>128119665
No, just make them all scopes and give them the same range as the unscoped ones.

>>128119779
That works too.

>>128119582
gotta go fast

>>128119779
The fact that the scoped versions have more range is the stangest thing anyway.

>>128119843
Indeed
>punishing people for having a preference

>>128119506
More

>>128119225
But your mom is dead in the future, Bryan.

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>super jump in, enemy ink where im going to land
>throw down a burst bomb and swim away
>just kidding you fucking died cause japfriend and his gal just ruined your asshole, didnt you see?

>same japfriend jumps in
>throw 3 buckets of ink on his ass and a burst bomb for good measure
>what, are you fucking blind or something? he OBVIOUSLY just dodged all of those and shot you dead. you need to get better at this game.

i cant even begin to explain how unfeeling i am right now.

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It's time

>>128119534
Give it about an hour

>>128119843
I never even noticed that, I prefer unscoped. That's lame

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>>128120069
Fuck I dunno; you date more, you see her blossom from the shut in teenage squid into the excitable energetic world-brightening squid we all know, you see her occasionally throughout her highlight ridden career, you get married when you turn 30, have a host of children, retire and spend the rest of your happy lives together in a countryside cottage only taking time off to kill Octopus sometimes.

>>128119779
Scoped Squiffer when? I want my sick quickscope action.

>>128119662
I mostly use it for the speed bonuses, I haven't gotten a better re-roll or found a better one to use.

I notice a lot of changes for modes would just be better in all modes

Like the block in rank mode for kelp dome to get to mid.

Saltspray has a block to climb up to the charger perch.

Just more climbable surfaces in general.

That block on warehouse on the side is GOAT

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>>128119251
>bomb range
>quick respawn
>spdu
>on nzap

>bomb range up doesn't work on sprinkler

one day

>>128121310
Would Sprinkler Bomb Rush be broken? What about Ink Mine Rush or Beacon Rush, where you can throw them instead of drop them?

>>128120120

When I stack Damage up to counter this people call me a tryhard. I also stack inksavers because I use a whole tank on each opponent

>>128121441
>toss ink mine on a wall
fund it

Sure could go for some squid porn right about now

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>>128121953
Why though

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>>128119251
not fast enough

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>>128121953
Lewdest picture I have.

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>>128122109
I'm rolling for that shirt right now.

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>>128122119
I'll one-up you on that one.

>>128122281
I got it by accident rolling for swim speed before the new shirt came out and kept it

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>>128117674
>>128119506
!!!

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>Know Callie is going to win again
>Decide to side with Marie anyway

I'm turning into a Masochist with this thought process.

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>>128123119
>Masochist
Marie's fine with that.

Does anyone honestly main the custom standard blaster? This pos fires so slow and has such pathetic range that I can't imagine anyone being able to use it without disruptors. At least the range blaster can compete with gals and the luna can fire pretty fast.

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>>128097358
Helping Marie become a momma!

COMPETITIVE
SPLATOON

>>128123429
range blaster actually fires slower than the standard, i mained the standard custom for a good while. i like it just because you could fire fast enough to get a reliable two-burst kill, as well as jump into a fight and pop bubbler.

>>128123429
everyone uses it for the bubbler. shame since i use the regular specifically for the disruptor/wail kit

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Squid Sisters are FUCKING PISSED

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Can you really actually orderscum? Some say it doesn't work and others have said it's worked for them before

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Lol.

>>128125817
Yes you can.

Trying to get an ink saver main hat with 3 ink recovery subs.
Day 1 - 1 slot and ?
Day 2 - ? and ?
Day 3 - 1 Slot and ?
Day 4 - 1 Slot and ?

Just need 2 slots and I can do it.

>>128126320
Just save before you visit spyke right?

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i really like marie and carol
they are so damn cute

>>128126515
Pretty much.

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>>128126536
Marianas and Calligraphy are the best.

>>128125720
>Marie is such a shit sniper that she had to switch to the .52 gal to do any damage

Dead general

is 3 main ability damage ups worth it on an aerospray?

ive lost a shitton of games over the past 3 rotations. am i just in a funk or am i finally getting put in my place

>>128129124

Use the Sploosh-o-matic instead and stack run speed and swim speed

>>128127028

Hero .52 Gal when?

>>128129034
>Expecting speed on a sunday

>>128129184

Let the matchmaking do it's wicked work

>>128129124
>Using an Aerospray
If you want to meme use a sploosh or something.

>>128126302
Thanks mods

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>>128126536
>>128126765

>>128129662

A Machine is better for memeing

>>128129382
i just feel like its unfair how some of my past games have been going. ill pick up a roller and all of a sudden everyone else on my team has one, save for one guy with a luna blaster against a team of all ranged. switch to ranged, suddenly nobody has any close up stuff or weve got 2 chargers.
worst part is when i win a game its against decent A+'s and i get +2 for all that effort, only to go -7 if i lose against the same people.

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>>128129802

Mods are asleep. Time to post Octos

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>>128130519
Kill all sucker octoscum

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>>128130706

Love not war

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>>128130519
Hot Octos?

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>>128130913

Guys, since the Past vs Future Splatfest is coming, we need some approved weapons for each faction. Any ideas?

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I want to _be_ Marie!

>>128131131
Luna blaster for futurefags

>>128131131

Bamboozler/Octobrush vs Luna Blaster/Heavy Splattling

>>128131131

Sploosh and Bamboozler for Team Past I would think

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>>128131197
I'd... never considered that.
So many pros and cons involved in such a matter.
You're a terrible person in almost every respect, you'll always be seen as second best, constant feeling for lack of accomplishment in life, very wealthy, very famous, smoking hot sister at beck and call... fuck it, I'll be Marie.

>>128131131
N-Zap 89 is a shoe in for future being a futuristic zap gun. Though considering it's actual Nintendo history it could apply to past as well.

>>128129124
Anything more than one sub is a waste against anyone not using Defense up.

I feel Aerospray would have a lot more love if there wasn't a damage cap limiting shots to kill.

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>>128131759
There are no cons involved
You get to be smug, have white hair and also be best girl
Its a win win situation

Am I the only one who can't get behind motion controls? I don't use them in mario kart either

>>128132085
Splash/Sploosh/N-Zap fill the role of combat viable Aerospray already.

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If they did start changing the sub/special weapons of weapons what changes would you like to see?

>>128132630
neo luna blaster with seeker and wail

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>>128132225

>constantly losing Splatfests
>being a salty bitch
>inferior tentacles to your cousin
>no cons

>>128132630

Sloshing Machine - Burst Bombs - Burst Bomb Rush

Slosher-Burst Bomb-Inkzooka

>>128121583
Is that a perfect hair forever reference?

>>128132630
Dynamo, Splash Wall, Bubbler

>>128132630
Splattershot
Splash wall
Killer Wail

>>128129327
Too many squids at church

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>>128132225
The challenge would be living with yourself.
And repelling every man and every woman you ever meet.
And coping with your inferiority complex.
And finding solace in the fact the only person that sees you as someone more is your retarded little sister that you ironically harbor said inferiority complex for.

>>128132630
give every weapon seeker and inkzooka

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>>128133629

Got to give praise to the one true God

>>128132630
96 gal with disruptors and kraken
imagine the carnage

Are you guys rooting for our boys JFG (Just For Giggles, formely known as MCU) in the SCL9?!

http://splatooncommunityleague.challonge.com/SCL9#

twitch tv/katsuie

>>128134531
Why would I root against my own team?
Even though I didn't play with them today.

>>128134531
>clantags
And you people put these faggots on a pedestal.

>>128132630
I'm impressed nobody's asked for Burst Bombs off of E-Liter

>>128134531
Why do these people always come up with the most faggiest names?

>>128135192
Because lmao le eppic 4chen memes!!

>>128135157
give it ink mines

>>128134531
>Rooting for JFG when Super Thristy Dads had Bum run a tournament lobby
ishygddt

>>128133015
>constantly losing Splatfests
She does not fail, she is only failed.

>>128135838

>your fans are a bunch of shitters

Correction made

>>128135838
Wouldn't be surprised if NoA is intentionally giving her the more popular choice.

>All skalop Luna blasters

Literally a meme loadout.

>>128136051
They usually do. Or give her the option more likely to be voted for by literal children who aren't trying their balls off..

Do children like dinosaurs or spaceships more?

>New sub weapon: Mini RM shield
Functions similarly as a regular RM shield
Enemy ink can't detonate the shield, only disarm it
Stays as long as an ink mine before disappearing

Y/N?

>>128136485
star wars just came out you tell me

>>128136562
But Star Wars takes place in the past, anon.

>>128136562
Jurassic park was pretty popular too.
Also, >>128136965

>>128136491
The hell would the function of it be?

>>128137129
Basically a manually detonatable bomb

I don't know what I should pick. Do you think kids will really pick the cool dinosaur shirt?

>>128137129
Blocking off narrow passes and stopping the enemy from inking turf

>>128137247
But then how does it detonate? You just suddenly put down an unnecessary tug of war? That's not a sub-weapon.

>>128137305
Splash wall.

>>128137436
Yep

GOTTA GET SPLAT
SPLAT TO THE PAST
SAMURAI SQUID.

marie is only getting the more popular choices by luck tbqh
eh. past vs future, cars vs planes, naughty vs nice. It's how the ring of the words go, it wouldn't be nice vs naughty or future vs past. Marie always gets the second one.

>>128137436
Yep, but it explodes. Have you not played RM?

>>128138274
How does that make sense as a sub-weapon? Why can only one team detonate it? I make fun of this game as being "baby's first shooter" because it's full of amateur mistakes, but thank god people like you don't have input on it or this would be way worse.

>>128138471

I feel like reading a wall of text let's hear about these mistakes

>>128138471
Calm down, Israel Finkelstein