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Whenever you're not playing your squid eats, sleeps, and goes to school.
I love that picture. She looks so cuddly.
Past. Kids are all picking future and I like dinosaurs anyways.
I want to snuggle with Callie while Marie looks on from across the room with bitter jealousy.
>Captain Cuttlefish has pictures of the Squid Sisters in his cabin
What a creepy pervert
My bad, anon.
Have tentacles as consolation.
its too late to have these feelings god damn it
What is the lewdest gear combo that your squid can wear?
Imagine if you could wear no clothes and still re-roll the slots for those spot.
This is only because of American strats and/or the demographics that play your game. Everywhere else either sister can win and it isn't decided by the first to get a mirror match
What would they cry out during sex?
Nobody is really committed to defending a favorite style of food; not compared to a personality trait such as preference between Cats or Dogs, or ideals in ethics such as Art or Science, Love or Money.
"Ouch please stop"
"No wait please keep it in I've wanted this for so long please please I just want to be a momma"
NoE translators are more literal, NoA does actual localization, where they add personality to the translation.
Unfortunately that also means shit like them changing things to be "funny," or changing things they don't agree with, or adding memes, but with Splatoon it worked out fine.
The only big perk the EU version has is its mode instructions actually making sense and 'Nice' and 'To me' being actual directions.
And it shows; during the EU Splatfests people actually jump to you when you call, but when playing with Americans it's like you're talking to a wall.
So Marie wants a massage with a mobile phone... implying she doesn't do that already.
>launch inkstrike into mid-map warzone
>kill 3/4 enemy squids
It never stops satisfying
that's not what it says...
>Got splatted by that Sprinkler she tried to destroy
I-I want to cum inside Marie... for Marie...
I'm here and I'm playing. Now what.
Yep, pretty much dead in Europe. I had to go hunting round a game store walk past an entire floor of PlayStation and XBox titles all the way to the back realise I can't see a single Nintendo title anywhere, see someone travel up these small stairs that I thought led to some store room or something but thought to myself, if I'm not supposed to go up there then somebody would stop me so I ascend and only then did I end up in Nintendoland. More like 3DS land but there were some Wii U things and some amiibo. But a great deal of a wall was occupied by Disney infinity and Skylanders and the accompanying figures.
tl;dr Europe really isn't helping out Wii U by hiding everything away.
Haunt is an underrated ability, and really useful for defensive weapons that hold parts of the map.
Defensive play is wrongly looked down upon because most people think that you can't rely on your teammates in solo queue, and need to do everything yourself. Or at least, pick a versatile weapon that can do a little bit of everything.
This is one of the reasons that the 96 Deco and Octoshot are everywhere in ranked.
Tell us about how many sick kills you got in one game and how much you hate Japanese people and how your favorite weapon is objectively the best weapon and how good this games sequel will be and how badly you want to fuck your own avatar and how shit the Sloshing Machine Neo is or just make some derived shit up and post a cute girl
Muslims fucking Europe up again
Literally this time because there are rape gangs going around. The police were covering it up at first to look not raciss but then there was a large scale attack on new year's that was too brazen for media to ignore
The stores in England don't offer customers choice but rather whatever is selling is pushed hard increasing it's sales making it get pushed harder. I asked for XCX and the guy showed me XC for DS instead. It's a crying shame
>pick a versatile weapon that can do a little bit of everything.
Yep, these weapons end up rising to the top because of how the devs chose to balance the game.
If only Mariokart followed a similar idea Mario would actually be the most used character. Hopefully 200cc fixes that a bit.
I still wish the devs put a bit more diminishing returns into stacking to discourage it more.
The idea that people should various weapon and have different gear for different stages and modes is good buy it'll never happen. With how the rolls work it rakes too much time to get the perfect set so you'd rather go for something mutlti purpose than stage/mode specific
>I still wish the devs put a bit more diminishing returns into stacking to discourage it more.
Stacking is fine. The penalty is that you put all of your eggs in one basket, and miss out on other abilities.
I'd love to run Ink Res and max Swim Speed on the Octoshot, for example, but I'd miss out on Ink Recovery, Special Saver, Run speed, Bomb Range, etc.
Even on Chargers, I'd love to run Tenacity and loads of Swim Speed on the Custom E-Litre. Can't do that without losing the Damage Ups though.
What's ironic is that they was talk of an imminent new years attack floating around.
>Cities across Europe have been on alert for a possible New Year's Eve attack.
>The alert in Munich came just hours before midnight and police warned people to stay away from crowds.
>"I am happy that nothing has so far happened and I hope it stays that way," said interior minister Joachim Herrmann.
>Tell us about how many sick kills you got
I had this great Triggerfish Towers game yesterday where I went 20-6 with my all S Rank Team against a team with 3 S+ Japs! Felt great tbqh.
>how much you hate Japanese people
I don't hate them at all. They have a passion for this lovely game and produce all this art for it, while the average Eurocuck is a clueless fucktard.
>how your favorite weapon is objectively the best weapon
The SSPs? They're not the best. But I just like playing with them somehow. They feel rewarding to use.
>how good this games sequel will be
Given the talent and dedication of the team behind it, how can it be anything else but great? I just hope the NX isn't another gimmicky shitbox that would condemn the game to obscurity.
>how badly you want to fuck your own avatar
I'd hit them sweet Woomy hips hard, not gonna lie. I wonder how sensitive their tentacles are.
>how shit the Sloshing Machine Neo is
haven't tried it yet
have some Marie
Mate, not even joking, Marie is fucking gorgeous.
A shit, but fucking gorgeous.
>The penalty is that you put all of your eggs in one basket, and miss out on other abilities.
In that vein they should remove the penalties on Stealth Jump and Ninja Squid as you're losing out on the ability to use other main only shoe and clothing abilities.
What we're seeing is that the diminishing returns aren't negative enough to discourage all the stacking going on like how the negative swim speed on Ninja Squid or jump speed on Stealth Jump discourages people from using that over Cold-blooded and Ink Resistance Up.
At this point it's unlikely for this to happen as it would definitely annoy their loyal players who put in all that effort to create stacked gear. And the last thing the devs would want to do would be to alienate their fans.
Wouldn't be surprised if Marie was a year or three elder than Callie, but nothing massive.
Even though when I saw their designs for the first time, and before I knew they were 'Squid Sisters', I thought
Marie was supposed to be Callie's mom.
>ever siding with Marie
enjoy those 18 snails
Kinda worried that all these confident pastfags will jinx Marie into winning.
Firstly the fest is still a week away.
Secondly bemoaning mirrors and slander has never backfired ever.
That entire Splatfest had both teams complaining about mirrors at some point in the day. Mainly because all the Nice players were asleep when it started. That entire thread was a mess of no one being certain until day time kicked in and things settled down. Then it was a mess again when 5 threads got created to dissipate the salt.
You see, only 4-5 hours are required to safely get to Royalty and that's leaves way more than enough time to examine the state of things. And when it comes to Japan and fest.ink they have even more information at their disposal.
>Friend from the US got the game a few months ago
>Already an earnest Mariefag
>Very excited to do her justice in his first Splatfest
>Is struggling to get out of C+
>Played a private lobby with him today
>Can't aim, can't manouvere, thinks shooting an Inkstrike at himself when I get close is a legitimate tactic
>Has connection problems constantly
>Has had the game since November
Marie I am so, so sorry. He means well, please go easy on him.
wonder why they didn't keep it like this
>go into the past
>get dragged into a river by a sarco
>get hunted down by a pack of troodons
>get clobbered in the leg by an ankylosaurus
>get pulled apart by a carnotaurus
>accidently fall in some dino shit
>go into the future
>get to do a bunch of cool shit because it's the future
>go into the past
>talk with cool people, plan how not to die because history exists
>go into the future
>see everyone you know & love dead
>probably die because you're experiencing time in a non-linear way and there isn't just one future
>go into the past
>contract some old disease with no way to treat it because it's the past
>go into the future
>eat food made from the air
>visit mars to walk around cities colonized by humans
>use the iphone 73s new holographic technology
>go to the future
>science has made it possible to create real life squid girl waifus for you to own
>you can play lag free Splatoon XI on the Nintendo 128 NX U with them
>have to go back to today at the end of it
kinda sucks desu
>Implying humanity won't obliterate itself within the next century thanks to its own destructive nature
>Implying the future isn't dominated by superior chemical based Cephalopods obsessed with warfare
it was back before anyone really knew how to play the game. you had the idea "ink turf" in your head when you were waiting in line to play the damn thing but that was about it. most of the time all you'd see is really high ink scores and 0 to 1 to 2 kills, just because everyone thought inking was the priority due to how the game ranked people.
got to play it at pax before it came out and all that system really did was earn the guy who got first a pat on the back for shooting the ground.
that guy was me
>nintendo has created time machines
>splatoon is a foretelling of our future
>this splatfest if future wins nintendo will reveal actual video of the inkling world
I think humanity is a fair price to pay if it means I get to be in Callie's warm embrace
>tfw having fun with the rapid blaster deco
Might just keep using this even though I perform better with other weapons. It might have gotten me out of a weapon slump.
Falling in love with a new weapon is always a nice feel
I totally wrote off the brush as Roller: Shit Edition when it came out but lately I really enjoy slipping behind enemy lines and raining ink on all their shit
>Callie will never suddenly appear from beyond time and space and give you a long awaited hug
Turns out the Sims is a popular history game in the Squid World, and anon is Callie's eternal husbando that she dreams and shitposts about all the time
It's mostly about range, you need the shot to travel far enough to set off the big pop. It's a little tricky getting the blast from the high ground shooting down but can be done. You can also do what this guy >>128107262
said and use the range to poke people. Direct hits also do some nice damage but the fire rate allows you to chip away with just the pop while putting ink down to slow them.
>finally make it to S+
>right when the game is officially ded
My biggest issue is how is feels like it covers open ground so slowly; mainly because I main its Suction Bomb sister-weapon the Splash-O-Matic. Strafing while firing covers a fair grid of turf, but it's just tough to adapt to after using such a fast firing weapon for so long.
>German woomy wearing the military hat
not him, but because other options are officially invalidated since stacking exists. you could try and be a jack of all trades and be a balanced goodboy or try to get a few abilities here and there, but why do that when you can have THE POWER OF A GOD (dmg up) or NEVER STAY DEAD (quick resp).
its not that stacking itself is terribly overpowered, its just too good for anything else to reasonably work.
they WORK, but do they really work AS well?
if you balance yourself out a good bit, youll never be on the same level as the guy walking around with 12 damage ups unless you make up for it with your gameplay. however, you dont always have that luxury, since chargers dont miss in S and octoshots/gals kill faster than one-shot kill weapons.
Marie's twenty year period has finally ended!
But Marie is all about that Peezer.
Gotta wonder what cute nickname Callie has for Marie.
Sure, but wanting to "print pizza" sounds like something only Callie's earnest brand of airheadednesa could come up with.
>/ink/ has been constantly bitching about mall since splatoons release
>now that it's been out of the rotation for a week or so people are missing it
>people bitch about Underpass
>game makes new version of Underpass
>people suddenly always liked the old version
I honestly loved the old version.
It had issues but it didn't need that big of an overhaul.
The biggest issue was that the way to mid was way too easily blocked. Early day I could just sit to the side of it with a blaster and lock down that entire path. And putting an ink mine there too? GG.
Let's not forget how fucking good chargers were once they got into that one spot. Could see both entrances to mid.
>tfw spending the entire match just throwing walls at that one entrance
Do you think Callie was cuter in her woomy years?
Ever think that they hate us just as much as we hate them?
Except instead of hating them because they're too good, they hate us because we're shit.
>because we're shit
Can't compete with a peer-to-peer game with client-side hit detection, no regional matchmaking, and every weapon being a projectile.
But of course, we couldn't possibly try and match people to they'll have a good time. This game is cancer.
Well she redefined cute when she was a nature-defying squib, so her awkward adolescent years would've been sweeter than frosted honey
>Sitting with Callie in deathly silence for 35 minutes on a first date
>She abruptly kisses you on the cheek, followed by another hour of silence, except with more blushing
She gradually shuffles closer to you at the speed of bacteria crawling on a microscope until she's finally close enough to
hold your hand, then you sit there for another ten minutes until she asks you if you like remote control cars, and you say yes and then you kiss for properly, and you just awkwardly make out until Marie comes by to take her home and Callie gives you a parting look like a baby seal that's won the lottery while Marie gives you a look that's so venomous it kill plants behind you.
>super jump in, enemy ink where im going to land
>throw down a burst bomb and swim away
>just kidding you fucking died cause japfriend and his gal just ruined your asshole, didnt you see?
>same japfriend jumps in
>throw 3 buckets of ink on his ass and a burst bomb for good measure
>what, are you fucking blind or something? he OBVIOUSLY just dodged all of those and shot you dead. you need to get better at this game.
i cant even begin to explain how unfeeling i am right now.
Give it about an hour
Fuck I dunno; you date more, you see her blossom from the shut in teenage squid into the excitable energetic world-brightening squid we all know, you see her occasionally throughout her highlight ridden career, you get married when you turn 30, have a host of children, retire and spend the rest of your happy lives together in a countryside cottage only taking time off to kill Octopus sometimes.
I notice a lot of changes for modes would just be better in all modes
Like the block in rank mode for kelp dome to get to mid.
Saltspray has a block to climb up to the charger perch.
Just more climbable surfaces in general.
That block on warehouse on the side is GOAT
>Know Callie is going to win again
>Decide to side with Marie anyway
I'm turning into a Masochist with this thought process.
Does anyone honestly main the custom standard blaster? This pos fires so slow and has such pathetic range that I can't imagine anyone being able to use it without disruptors. At least the range blaster can compete with gals and the luna can fire pretty fast.
range blaster actually fires slower than the standard, i mained the standard custom for a good while. i like it just because you could fire fast enough to get a reliable two-burst kill, as well as jump into a fight and pop bubbler.
Squid Sisters are FUCKING PISSED
Can you really actually orderscum? Some say it doesn't work and others have said it's worked for them before
Yes you can.
Trying to get an ink saver main hat with 3 ink recovery subs.
Day 1 - 1 slot and ?
Day 2 - ? and ?
Day 3 - 1 Slot and ?
Day 4 - 1 Slot and ?
Just need 2 slots and I can do it.
i really like marie and carol
they are so damn cute
Marianas and Calligraphy are the best.
i just feel like its unfair how some of my past games have been going. ill pick up a roller and all of a sudden everyone else on my team has one, save for one guy with a luna blaster against a team of all ranged. switch to ranged, suddenly nobody has any close up stuff or weve got 2 chargers.
worst part is when i win a game its against decent A+'s and i get +2 for all that effort, only to go -7 if i lose against the same people.
Mods are asleep. Time to post Octos
I'd... never considered that.
So many pros and cons involved in such a matter.
You're a terrible person in almost every respect, you'll always be seen as second best, constant feeling for lack of accomplishment in life, very wealthy, very famous, smoking hot sister at beck and call... fuck it, I'll be Marie.
There are no cons involved
You get to be smug, have white hair and also be best girl
Its a win win situation
If they did start changing the sub/special weapons of weapons what changes would you like to see?
>constantly losing Splatfests
>being a salty bitch
>inferior tentacles to your cousin
The challenge would be living with yourself.
And repelling every man and every woman you ever meet.
And coping with your inferiority complex.
And finding solace in the fact the only person that sees you as someone more is your retarded little sister that you ironically harbor said inferiority complex for.
Got to give praise to the one true God
marie is only getting the more popular choices by luck tbqh
eh. past vs future, cars vs planes, naughty vs nice. It's how the ring of the words go, it wouldn't be nice vs naughty or future vs past. Marie always gets the second one.
How does that make sense as a sub-weapon? Why can only one team detonate it? I make fun of this game as being "baby's first shooter" because it's full of amateur mistakes, but thank god people like you don't have input on it or this would be way worse.
This, I've said before the language always places emphasis on the final selection (ex. Wrestler/Boxer announcements)
The problem is that EU is managing very well to do quite the opposite with their North Pole vs South Pole, Eating Vs Sleeping kind of choices.
It would've been hilarious if Ninjas actually won. With the noise over Cats Vs Dogs, and later Squid Vs Octopus, I wouldn't be surprised if Pirates Vs Ninjas made the multiplier reach x8.
>win a hard-fought game against a luna blaster who was everywhere
>connection lost on the scoring screen
I'm too busy actually playing the game to watch other people play it
I believe part of the equation has to do with how many stars the gear has.
Such that ordering upgraded one star gear isn't an easy way to bypass paying snails to unlock slots.
I want to read or see a picture of Marie and Callie switch weapons for a day.
>Callie constantly missing her target due to not knowing how to lead a shot
>Marie not being able to figure out what angle the splash of the roller goes
>Both end up liking Shooters and Mini/Heavy Splattlings
>he has never played a shooter before in his life
If you used the E-Liter or been just far away with any charger, you will have to aim right next to their direction to splat them or it will miss.
>Callie on huge streak of picking best option
>Fucking chooses disease, crusades and deadly animals
>not wanting to go back in time to get definitive answers to mysteries like how the great monuments were built or conversing with the great thinkers of the past.
There are so many unanswered questions of our own history that time travel could really help us get some answers on.
So when is rainmaker mode going to be changed to "moon landing" mode? look at that woomy flying through the air!
Destroying people's headcanon is even more fun.
Ms. Callie is such a moron, but I still love her because it's what Marie would want me to do
>keep winding up in A-/A/A+ rooms
>+2 for winning
>-7 for losing
>been stuck at the 60s for ages because I can't seem to land S rank rooms consistently
>even one or two A ranks in a lobby totally fucks up the point distribution
When will it end? I'm just trying to get my S+ back.
Marie likes future cellphones that give massages
vibrateand print pizza pizza ordering apps on speed dial
>Callie goes back in time
>Sees all the porn and shitposting about her on here
> Art of callie fugging in the back of a car and marie doing the "hugh mile club" when?
i played it at e3 2014 as well. i was just curious why they decided to break it up into teams. i guess to emphasize the point isn't to ink as much ground on your own, but just to have your team ink the most.
A Splatoon Kart: Squid Racer HD reveal as an NX launch title would be rad.
Please no. Splatoon with a racing mode with racing courses that are about platforming would be cool, but sticking them in a kart pisses me off so much. I'd rather just see Inkling as a guest character in Mario Kart 9, and I don't even want that.
I like SquidMILFs myself but it's no unfair to say that pictures of that nature especially lewd ones are in the minority in comparison to the loli stuff.
There's more porn in the world than MILF and loli.
You'll find far more mature Callie and Marie than that disgusting little kid shit.