Last time on /ss13g/
>no more fanfiction
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
Have you ever been a real jerk for no reason, /ss13g/?
I enjoyed being a Golem looking for din dins to eat with my brothers, and eating the CMO's cat
Shame about the rest of the round where nothing fucking happened until I got letrickyproboscis stun+silence drag into maint, though
That wasn't even a medbay staff who was swapping all the brains around trying to get people cloned, it was some random assistant who was also the guy who kept dragging in bodies
>get taser cooling, VTEC and illegal weapons
>on a super cell
>mfw the energy consumption
>join midround as paramedic
>slow, mention the Chemist we could use more anti-tox
>Suddenly bodies fucking everywhere from lings
>people getting popped lungs, broken bones, the works
>surgery is a revolving door as I try to help out as much as I can
>Start retrieving more bodies as the wormholes throw people into space
>Get too close to the SME as it delaminates, start hallucinating
>Get trapped at the AI satellite, permanently stuck on the ground
>Say goodbye to medbay as I fade in and out of conciousness
>Yata, the Chemist, says he's going to save me
>tell him not to bother, shard is at 80% and the shuttle is coming
>He insists he'll get to me in time
>He actually does it the absolute madman
>pumps me full of meds with 2mins on the timer, dragging me through space
>we make it on the shuttle with 20 seconds to spare
Thanks Yata, you da bes.
special shoutout to the old man who gave a damn
with how much work you were pulling in medbay there was no way I was going to not at least try
Shove monkey in genetics console
Select 2nd tab
Look for the very last section (should be like 52 or something)
Click on the first letter of the last section
Radiate until it displays a number lower than 8
You can clone those without issue.
I really need to stop playing at 4AM, but I feel like I kept myself together until the late part of the shift.
Wizard tools definitely need to be added to Xenoarch finds if they aren't already.
>Pussyfoot around because I can't handle losing, absorbing braindead's and new arrivals.
>Go afk then come back.
>Sorta help the other ling but don't really.
>Start screaming at random and taking clone damage.
>WHen I go to medbay to fix it, I gib.
>Ghost, get chucked in a New Cop.
Built my first supermatter today
How did I do
I ran it for at least 30 minutes, probably more, I was worried that I was going to blow it up but seems I managed not to do that
>find Vox wearing the Vox outpost hardsuit with ridiculous protections
>shoot him with SMG at least 8 times
>strip and leave to die in space
>gets up and still has strength to yakety away
It was your typical ling round where jack shit would have happened for three hours, I got fed up with the fact that non antags were doing more antagonizing than the actual antagonists, I spawned a couple wizards, one did nothing but fly on a broom and fireball windows from space, the other sat in the Den for almost 10 minutes with his thumbs up his ass before finally fucking off to cargo and getting lynched. I then said FUCK IT and sent nuke ops in to just end the damn round, and by that time the server had begun to take a massive shit.
What a round!
Remove Ling when?
>promotes passive play
>antag abilities are literally designed around being stealth antags
>nothing ever happens, even with the antag teamchat, lings will never organize anything
>main method of antagonizing is a rechargeable parapen
>horror form never happens, when it does, it's defeated by floortiles
>try coming up with fun announcements as AI
>cant do half of what I want to do because theres not even a word that sounds close to the word I'm trying to build
One time the juke played nothing but that song for an entire round unless someone specifically requested something else, in which case it would play the request then go back
I think badmins were involved
Mercifully, it broke after a while and kept SAYING it was playing it but not actually making sound
>collectors are too far
Thats why I was getting way less power than I expected
I also had no prisms, or time to make prisms. half my time was setting up the atmos for the derelict and the other setting up the sme thing I had there
Theres a lot of leg work bringing all that fucking shit up there from the old arrivals
Do you think horror form needs some kind of skills buff to it. Like auto long range stingers. and turning other abilities into things more suited for loud play?
From what I see the endgame to ling is horrorform but it is not that great.
>go up and see a huge plasma fire in the arena
>expect it to rush in and take me out
>imagine the perfect end to it if blowing up due to being an Oil Slime
>it never breaks in
No one but bird jews and the popo came by, was honestly surprised I never ran into sec when hauling all those lockers/sec terminals.
Also if your the bird jew I'm thinking of thanks for the bail out of sec at the end, gave me enough time to hit my store up, stock up and then get gibbed by the ops.
Probably would have died from gibbingtons eventually even if I space walked away from the nuke ops.
This >>128098619 I just used the Theater
I thinksetting on the holodeck then threw out all the stools out the door so they vanished. That is why there is things like a fuel container under the racks.
Honestly wasn't expecting to grab so much shit.
I'll probably do it again next time I play but in an area with more exposure, that or hidden in the maint with blatant signs leading to it.
Also tools to run from the fuzz.
Since one-handed spears suck, it's the only logical conclusion.
He catbeasted and braindamaged people 2 rounds in a row without so much as a bwoink for wrong reasons.
Reminder not to stay up late, think before doing and not power tripping.
I would never admin for free and never understood why people do it. It's tard wrangling while trying to enjoy a game, there's already security if I want to do that. No hard feelings, hope you learned.
t. first of the catbeasted
I feel like most people who become admins do it because they're trying to be the change that they want to see in the game's administration. At least, that's why I'd be an admin.
I'd never actually go through with it though because it'd kill all my enjoyment of the game.
Because 15 damage per hit is much stronger than you think, and it only gets worse when that increases because massive amounts of damage per hit causes internal damages and fractures, which can incapacitate someone long before the attacker even gets all five hits in
Case in point, the fireaxe, which has double, maybe even more, force. If you get hit once by it, you're out of the game
Come on man, don't save thumbnails
No, I mean why were you/the person asking specifically over 15?
Also, my regex found a very weird thing about pipes
While the pipe item you can actually hold has a totally reasonable 7 force, the pipe machinery (wrenched-down pipe) has 20 force. This is, as far as I know, meaningless, because it is not an item and cannot be picked up. I have no idea why it has a force variable.
so i wanted to come back and start playing ss13 again but i've been told on /v/ that /vg/station now got more redditors than people from /vg/ and i shouldnt come back because everything is cancer
is it true?
As far as I know there are only 2 confirmed redditors on the server
That being said I don't think being a redditor is a big deal, what you should care more about is the level of RP of a server. If you hate RP you should find somewhere like Hippie that has no RP. If you want heavy you should go to whatever that successor to Bay is. /vg/ remains light.
If you're concerned about people memeing (which is what I think a lot of people dislike redditors for) then there is some memeing but not that much. To be honest, 4chan servers always have this shit (e.g.: the infamous 'playing CS with /v/' video)
if i cared about RP level and not about who im playing with then i would play on any other server because i dont think /vg/ has some exceptional RP level that's not anywhere else
Yeah Pomf will be around in about that time and probably Rei as well.
Nuklear pops in at randoms times, he's typically on when I'm on, that being the graveyard shift we're in right now.
Link your appeal in the thread again in a while and you'll probably get it taken care of.
This makes as much sense as there would be no cops if criminals didn't exist.
Greytide should not exist.
This is not a mutual coexistence.
You are anathema to peace and order, existing to divert resources from tackling the issues that really affect the station: Tators, Pizza Men, and Clowns.
What I meant is, greytide provides entertainment for Security when the antags do nothing.
Security's fucking boring if no one's breaking the law. At least the presence of greytide gives us someone to arrest. Personally I have no problem with greytide when I play Sec, as long as they're not also dindus.
this so much
a greytider who ultimately gives in and accepts his punishment is good for the round.
a greytider who DIN DU NUFFIN OFFICER IM A GOOD BOY GO TO CHAPEL EVERY SUNDAY YOU'RE ABUSING YOUR POWER is just cancer
>Security's fucking boring if no one's breaking the law.
Engineering's also boring if no one's causing hull breaches and medbay is boring if no one is getting hurt, but that doesn't fucking mean you should walk around breaking windows and toolboxing people just so they have something to do, you little shit. Security exists to uphold the status quo. When security officers are bored, THAT MEANS THEY'VE DONE THEIR JOB CORRECTLY. And being 'bored' as a security officer is infinitely more pleasant than having to tardwrangle dindu nuffin greyshits like you. You're just grasping for excuses to be a lawbreaking little shit. McFucking kill yourself.
Thanks for exposing your opinion on the matter.
I will be sure to apply double sentence to every greytider I see now.
One sentence for being a shit. Another sentence for thinking you're being useful.
I'd try to look at the code to figure out what the bug could possibly be, but I still haven't untangled this pile of shit spaghetti enough to even figure out how pipes can be unwrenched.
Oh boy walking around maintenance for half an hour while nothing happens because the antags decided to go stealth is so much fun, I can see why people would roll Security if they got to experience such pleasures as walking through narrow hallways while they waited for something to happen.
Well you're not, so stop basing your argument on it.
Boring shifts happen when nothing happens. For Security, nothing happens when antags go stealth for the first hour. Which happens with some degree of regularity. Shame on me if I'd rather be chasing a non-antag criminal instead of walking around maintenance for an hour or sitting in the brig with my thumb up my ass, I guess.
Didn't you get deadminned for gibbing a wizard EI NATH spamming and making the round boring as fuck?
I remember literally everyone on the server thanking you, aside from the shit wizard obviously.
>Capture a traitor.
>They want to kill the greys.
>Say fuck it, and release them with a heap of X-Com gear.
>Not a whole heap of fucks given.
Vigilo Confido motherfuckers
>Get cluwned by cursed dice
>Get teleported into science
>Scientist there doesn't like me there and attacks
>He freaks out since I can't get stunned by eguns and syringe guns do nothing
>Slowly creeping up on him to honk him gently
>He starts throwing shit at me
>I keep coming
>He hides in lockers
>I smash them in one hit and honk him
>Slowly pursuing the guy
>He barricades himself with flipped tables and suicides
read the rules so you don't get banned
don't post in the thread about the current game going on. wait until it ends.
also the wiki is your best friend, along with time. randomname so your fuckups aren't remembered except by admins or something
>just want to have a nice comfy last round of the day
>some traitor trying their hardest to try and space me
>spaghettis an entire revolver at me
>finally ebows me and tosses me at solars grills
>have to crawl my way back inside
>captain seemed really nice and wanted to know how I got killed
>keeps trying to interview me about it but interruptions keeps happening
>about to go try to break him out of xenobio because he had been so nice to me all round
>shot to death by the traitor who got the spur from someone
>captain turned out to be the biggest dick of them all and repeatedly let the traitor escape
Thanks for the replies. Just wandering around a server as an assistant not really sure how to do anything. Well I managed to change my jumpsuit I guess. Someone appears to be roleplaying an argonian. Fuck, EVERYONE is roleplaying. Is that normal?
Turns out the Argonian is quite nice and is (via heavy RP) teaching me a load of shit, so could be worse. I can handle the cringe of his hisssssssing for now
>roleplaying an argonian
B-but they're just lizard like aliens the wiki said so.
Please stop laughing at me this is my only outlet ;-;
1. Again, don't talk about a round in progress outside of the game. It's a great way to get banned.
2. The hissing is quite possibly not intentional on the part of the player. The game just sort of... does that.
Goddammit, I KNOW I included a puush of it, it even asked me to login three times!
MAYBE THIS TIME
You know I could just post the sprite if you want.
that's also not a reference, that's the sprite for spess, pic related is it next to the reference
I've learnt quite a lot on this server already, but I might take you up on that? how long does a "game" normally last anyway? The fact that I THINK this is an RP server is probably a good thing,I can just RP as an idiot and get away with knowing literally nothing. Only embarrassing part is needing to be taught how to eat, drink and pick up things, lel.
Scaled it down and touched it up a little bit where it looked weird, touched it up a bit more when I noticed some odd stuff in that last image.
GRAVITY SUIT FUCKING WHEN
S H H H H H
Damn, I just went and grabbed the Gravity suit sprites too.
I could throw together a couple of Zero-Suit variants for you if you'd like
Go for it
I want to make modular crafting stuff, but can't think of any ideas, or how to code it generally.
Could study the robotic module upgrades for a bit, and adapt that come to think of it.
Modular cybernetics soon if that works out
Good luck, anon
And to make sure you have good luck, here's some fun tips to ensure success
1: If you have no other options, a toolbox to the head usually works
2: If you're a traitor chef, inject all your food with water. The grays can't touch it without burning
3: If you want to be a botanist, please feed the chicken some wheat. Every chef wants eggs
4: Maracas, when emagged, turn into bombs
Need a hammer and an anvil with the campfire to heat up metal before hammering.
I just want to hear some ASMR blacksmithing clink clink clink clink on the station.
no idea dude, he was online a few weeks ago sort off, hes on marine duty or something not sure.
I miss him he was good at animating shit
Niggly, could you roll over and wake nuk/pomf/rei up? I know they're on the other side of the bed, but, I'm impatient...
Really, If you see them, could ya ask them to check forums?
>Transfer to sec
>Round ends 4 hours later and half the station has no limbs crammed in the sec washroom
>Redtext for everyone but me
Best end. I think it might be time to turn antag back on with all these dindunuffins around.
Well, you'd need an enclosed area to heat metal to a steady temperature of 1500 C for forging.
I guess that could be engineering's territory, because we all know they don't actually set up power.
Did have some ideas for a sort of alien forge a bit ago, something to find in the asteroid rooms.
Depending on the molds you put in (Either hand made, or acquired from another alien machine), and the ores, would change its statistics (Phazon would have some armour avoidance, bananium would make it slippery to hold and slip those who walk on it, gold would mean better conductivity, etc.)
Hire an assistant and unlock your cover. If it's time for VALIDS i'll gladly meet you in robotics, have you print 5 or 6 super/hyper cells and you can pull me after we get magboots so I don't die. I can just keep swapping those babies in.
I have an antagonistic as fuck non-stealth ling gimmick next time I get it. Lings are pretty good for hostage taking too. The modei s as bad as the people who have ling on to play murderbone instead of paranoia
No. Use sprays or just move 2 windows and 2 airlocks to get an axe
Aaand it was restarted.
A horrific blob entity killed everyone, the friendly furry lizard roleplayer that showed me around later smashed me to pieces as a blobanaut after I was kind of left trapped in Research.
Oh and it turns out it was the /tg/ server.
>those faggots who think you can just not even pretend you're a spessman in spess and just play it like any generic videogame
i get that people don't want to do le ebin heavy RP meme, but even i'm fucking annoyed by the people who don't at least pretend they're a spessman
>transfer to sec
>"pffffff fuken bee tee eff oh them shitties lel"
the city of /vg/, 2016
Been working on separating mob behaviour from mob "bodies"
So far you can make any living mob (even a human) behave like a cat, making it purr and chase mice. Cool, isn't it?
I'm not gonna throw my ckey out there just to tell you to use disarm intent so you'll stop losing your cargo/prisoner in the halls. Random name random appearance only helps if they still don't know it's you
>Greytiding banbaiting friend of a shitmin in stolen captain armor pulls a baton in a hallway with only himself, the captain, and a just killed ling on the way to the gibber
>The unknown is salty as fuck from getting cucked in a previous round
>Shitmin in full presumptive tard rage without getting the whole story first despite obvious dindu crying
Oh man my sides. Is sue still shooting people on hippie and claiming she didn't know guns could do that?
God I just can't remember to include images this morning, I must be losing my mind
They got spooked by the Nintendo boogeyman despite being a small noncommercial game. They were changed into roros then changed further into slimes.
[Master Plan Intensifies]
Ability to make robot mobs by stuffing small animals into robot shells when
I was only doing these because someone else was working on Samus's suit as a Xenoarch item and I felt like it'd go along just fine.
Also I just like spriting stuff because it's fun
I just want there to be a breach on level 3 floor. I'll walk into the hole and fall down to level 2 breaking my ankle and surprising the poor guys on level 2.
We should get to just start killing every girefing piece of shit until there's peace aboard the station and ban the greytiders that preemptively attack sec cause god forbid they serve time for their crime.. No more fucking greytiding when you're gibbs
When sec is always fully staffed and nobody greytides sure.
New job: Sysadmin
Function: Has cameras pointing to server rooms, has telecomms, AI core and science access, traitor items include a laptop that can gain remote access of any machine or console on the station. tasked with repairing and monitoring and messing with telecomms, the reseach servers, and looking over security cameras and the AI
We need a minions race. Think about it, they could only speak in gibberish but they could be good builders like take half the time in building something then actual humans or other races do but the downside is that they wouldnt be able to fit into hardsuits! Pomf please add this <3
Listen i'm serious. Give me a sprite sheet and i'll sprite it into the game.
Pic Related: My Minionsona
The CMO is always happy to help. Go into messy and break into his office, kill Runtime because the CMO always hates it, then turn on the wall radio and yell for the CMO to come to his office. Remember to stay still when he pulls out his sprayer as it is full of helpful meds he would love to spray on you, and to not resist when he puts you into the medbay waste disposal. A secret fact is that the waste disposals in medbay can be hacked to become ghetto cyrotubes, and a good CMO will always perform this hack.
>play as engineer
>break into perma and free whoever happens to be there
Wiki is your friend. Reccomend jobs for a first timer is Cargo Tech, Chef, and Janitor. Those 3 jobs are fairly simple and give you some stuff to do. Chef is the most fun for me because you can really cook up some fun stuff, just look on the wiki for recipes and see which ones you want to make. Janitor will let you get more used to the station layout as you will travel around slot and most departments will let you in to clean. Cargo tech can also let you run around the station if you are delivering things but you can also learn more about using machines like MULEs and consoles, how to send items using disposals, and how to hack things. (Hint: order and electrical maintenance kit then practice hacking the mules so you can make them go faster and ride them, check the hacking guide on the wiki.) From there you can branch out. Try not to be an ass and most people will be fine with a new player.
I'm turning some roles off after this round. The whole service and civilian besides botany were utter greytiders. To top it all off, the detective was worse than any security officer I've ever seen, doing no detective work, being clueless to situations, and retardedly getting people stripped in halls.
>you set up power
>then you can try a meaningless autismal project that helps noone and probably get parastung halfway through it
>nothing else to do in the round because if someone sabotages anything shuttle gets called anyways
Why would anyone play this
At most sec wil bust you and throw you in perma too.
Also useful material
I don't like engineering either, it's just not for everyone. The most I've ever gotten was playing mechanic because at least you can upgrade proles shit and make cool stuff
Just a tip: your other machines don't really do much. You'll mainly be using your microwave and the deepfryer, and on top of that defending the kitchen against little shits that can't wait another 5 seconds for their pizza, want the mime gibbed because he tripped them and farted in their face, or just want your knifes. Give them a bonk with your rolling pin. The microwave is where you create all the actual food, the deepfryer and grill add to the food (corn oil from the fryer makes the food more filling, haven't tested the grill yet) and you can use the other stuff to turn your food into other stuff like pies, cereal and candy.
It's SS13 which is what this thread is about.
>Durr majority of posters play on /vg/
Fuck off nigger. Majority of players in STALKER general play CoP. Doesn't mean SoC or CS aren't part of the discussionl. It's not VGStation general, this isn't your special super secret metaclub meeting place. That would be infinite chan's /spess/ board.
Everytime this loud insulting swearing Engineer kept insulting me, I put his timer up a minute as Sec.
I did it several times before I realised this might just be bannable, and let him go.
After his timer was up
Always ready to help other chefs.
if you're feeling a little bored, you can try cooking something with many ingredients and doing things with each one. For example, make spaghetti, then deep fry that. Then deep-fry 2 tomatoes. Make tomato pasta, deep fry that. Repeat , then put both pastas in the microwave to make a copy pasta. It's an easy way to get people fat, just don't use your mint with it unless you are an antagonist, as the mint kills anyone fat. Or do the same but instead of frying inject alcohol to get everyone drunk. Fun, but will probably get you lynched after a while. But fun for a bit.
Just choose some things you'd like to make with similar ingredients is what I do. Ask the botanist next door or just plant some potatoes yourself, then put them in your processor for fries. Fry them and serve to the crew, it will give you time for you to make what you actually want while people still have things to eat.
it's the ss13 general
on the board of /vg/station
you're free to talk about whatever other server you want
but don't be surprised when we don't give a shit that some literal who server that isnt /vg/station is posted on reddit.
>walk up to cargo to ask if somebody got insulated gloves
>"Yeah, but i'll only trade them for something i can open crates with."
>i fuck off to tool storage, make 3 IEDs and put them in a plastic bag
>come back with the bag and put it on the counter
>he takes it, goes out back, and comes back to hand me my magical yellow gloves
>i ask him for the plastic bag too, he replies something like "oh, right, the bag" and hands it over without emptying it
>walk away with 3 IEDs and yellow gloves
figuring i probably robbed an antag of his ticket to easy guns, i gave the bag right back of course
Wew reddit is here guys time for le ebic upbaots!!! xD!
Hey guys do you know what would be fucking EPIC? If we had a snoo costume in the costume machine! Lol!
80% of the recipe list is not used because either a) hard to get/tedious to get ingredients, or b) the station needs food and burgers/pizza it all that can keep up with that when the masses start bitching.
Also a tip for /vg/ if it still works, if there is no/one botanist, plant some diaona pods at round start, they usually kill over in seconds after harvesting because no dead players and can be thrown on the meat spikes in the freezer because they are recoded monkeys. Free easy meat without needing to bother the chemist as they get their mix on.
If you are playing on /vg/ after you get a handle on things, and admins are on ahelp for fun cooking, lets you cook almost ANY object, extinguisher pies, knife cakes, deep fried tool box, ect.
Cargo wasn't antag and got volunteered for vigilante militia in case sec got wiped out.
You stuck with us through a hellacious ling round. Did gud. Things are much shittier with worse or braindead ai's
This thread is 50% shitty autistic greentext that the poster thought was simply epic and cool that gets no replies, 45% shitposting and 5% actual decent discussion which transcends servers.
Volume isn't relative to importance.
>/vg/ is now this thread's personal board
do you even realize the fucking website URL you are typing on right now?
And I don't know what the fuck an ss13 wad is nor do I care. If it has literally nothing to do with this community then why should we care when it's posted on reddit.
Are you okay
I went onto the sibrwddit and looked, even searched for Doom and Doomstation. The thing you are complaining about was labeled ss13.wad, which I didn't click on. Cool it jabroni
Wow really I must have misread the title
Oh wait no, anon is retarded!
Doesn't mean shit. Pomf renamed his /v/ server to /vg/. That doesn't change that this is SS13 general, not VGstation general. Read the title autist.
I guess there's no way to somehow singleplay so I can get used to the game without fucking it up for everyone, right?
Thanks for the heads up, and here I was thinking about menus and people's taste...
>Pomf renamed his /v/ server to /vg/
and where is it do you think this SS13 general exists? on what board of 4chan does it exist on?
please stop talking. your newness is showing and its embarrassing
Because it doesn't have a name, the thread's been calling it doomstation, the retarded goon coder called it ss13.wad
Do you have brain damage?
I hope a clown slips and strips you and the admins laugh at you when you ahelp.
Isn't it funny how if HoS kills a human in front of an asimov borg, he gets off with a demotion and a slap on the wrist? If an assistant did that, he'd be naked and bolted in permabrig toilet faster than he could say "law 2"
>clown comes to the tool storage at roundstart to get his insulated gloves
>take the gloves from him
>space his PDA and clothing after he inevitably hits me
I could feel your saltiness
while I completely agree with where you are coming from that guy has a point by saying its not a /vg/ server ONLY thread, but it is the thread FOR the /vg/ server primarily. But thats because having more then one server in one general could get chaotic and why split population.
literally been playing since Apeh, not that you'd even know who that is. im sure you think /vg/station magically started out with Pomf and his supposed "/v/ server"
yes, it is a server for the /vg/ server primarily. which means you're free to discuss "doomstation" or whatever that is, just don't be surprised when most people literally do not give a single fuck about it.
Honestly, I'd just gibber him. He knows he's being a faggot and we shouldn't have to deal with that for free. If he doesn't care about out experience I sure as fuck am not gonna care about his.
I was wondering why you guys didn't get a reset then chloral dropper strip and drag him into the integrity restorer room then drop the apc so he can't use the intercom.
Don't worry man, just ask for help. Like I said, ask botany to grow potatoes and put them into the processor, fries are filling and then you can do what you want. Alternatively just ask someone for help like botany next door.
Do you? I just explained why I didn't originally see if, because it was called something dumb and when searching it didn't pick up any of the comments from it, but you seem more used to how reddit works so I'll take your word for it. :^)
>it was a failed attempt at merging /v/station and /tg/station into one thread a very long time ago.
Holy shit what the actual fuck am I even reading. Just stop talking, stop talking now.
>I'll just namedrop an old host that I read on the server a while ago
>That'll make me look like an oldfag
>He doesn't associate .wad with doom instantly
You have to be 18 to post on this website.
Don't let the idea that most people only cook basic shit keep you from doing menus, chef gets boring unless you mix it up, just make a few burgers and throw on a counter them to appease the greytide as you figure what you want your menu to be.
We've had people make those jap conveyer belt restaurants, fancy restaurants with waiters, pumping chemicals into foods to make eating challenges, ect. The only real limit to chef is other people willing to work along with whatever you are doing.
Also if you are doing something like a special eattery, shut the main hall privacy shutters and announce it over the radio so people actually come into the bar instead of treating you as a drive through.
And remains a huge cultural icon for the west.
Please kill yourself if you know about this shitty ultraobscure hipster laggy pnp pvp job simulator but know literally nothing about .wads
I feel like I'm pressuring them too much, so yeah, I usually drop it and will start helping security if it gets bad, like if a changeling round turns into a team deathmatch, like it always does with two horror lings running amok while the other two are abusing their head role powers.
Redtide and greytide 5lyfe.
changeling reformed or removed when?
21 years old and I have never played doom.
>Please kill yourself if you know about this shitty ultraobscure hipster laggy pnp pvp job simulator but know literally nothing about .wads
if you insist
please anon I will clean your toilet just stop bullying me
>not stacking sentences
>calling other shitters shitters
>Look in logs
>Admin says something
>No message in the logs
>yfw serb gone for 6 months cause you got what you asked for
>you'd perma him
Space law states that anyone who is viable for perma brigging is also viable for borging and execution.
If you stacked a fucking sentence you'd get assistants in the brig for a good 30 minutes.
Let's make a ss13 movie corelist.
Sawbones is a dumb nigger and hes never ahelped me.
All he does is sit in the bar dude. Literally I never notice him doing anything wrong it's usually people fucking with him for no reason and being a general shitter around him.
It's generally when yahir assumes shit and acts like a nigger over it despite getting it wrong. See, only he can be a faggot to people. If someone is a faggot to him in retaliation for it, whoah back up buddy only I can griff here.
You've never seen what happens when he gets into medbay, I take it.
Massive control freak, and will chloral you the moment you even look at him funny. All while knowing next to nothing about actual medicine.
>I never adminhelp
hes literally the biggest fucking manchild, you so much as punch him and he chlorals you and ahelps. The only reason he picks medbay is to make chloral, he legitimately doesn't know medbay.
EXACTLY, BAN WHEN
>come to medbay with alleged virus
>yahir silently runs up to me, injects me with something, then goes into chemistry
>"Hey man was that the cure for the virus"
>autismally continues to silently sperg around
>tap window, "Hey man was that the cure"
>goes off to do some cryo bullshit
>borg opens door so I walk in
>"HELLO CMO I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M CURED OR NOT"
>literally just fucking stands there looking at me
>examine him, has autoinjector in hand
communication is hard for the mentally ill
Yahir's great at medbay, he's just trigger happy with his chloral. Staffing medbay wears on him and it comes out in the form of aggressively chloraling people and he's not always in the right when he does not that he ever cares when he legitimately wrongs someone.
>the bartender forbids ayliens from entering the bar
>yahir the faggot comes in and starts trashtalking the bartender
>after 5 minutes of him being shit, the bartender splashes his face with water and throws him down the disposals
>the bartender gets banned even though yahir received first aid and didn't even die
Post your yahir stories
In the end all I ever hear is 'person' is bad at chem or 'person' is shitty and med bay
But when I go to medbay the only thing I see is them doing their job. Rail ,Yahir , Wynter. Are they really that shit or do people just say it because they dont like them
Now that I think of it, perhaps we should snag the arm blade thing that some of the other servers use; it would give lings more killing ability without losing all ability to transform.
Also, make the death sting inject cyanide instead of lexorin. There's no reason your main non-horror killing.power as a Changeling should be countered by a pill you can find in every other emergency closet. (As for the head spider thing people occasionally bring up, I say it should only be available if taking it completely disables regenerative stasis.
No. He isn't. You are objectively wrong. I've played this game for a very very long time and I mained as a cmo for the majority of it. I've spent probably 3/4ths of my time in spess in the medbay. I know what I know and I can tell when someones just a shitter. Hes not just a shitter, he doesn't WANT to learn it. He does the bare minimum to not get job banned for not actually doing his job while metagaming his chloral shit.
if everyone else can do it and its your only job as CMO when theres a virus to make sure people are cured yes. Also anyone who says "oops wasn't paying attention to chat" as an excuse should have it noted against them. Its not a legit excuse.
Rail is good, hating rail is a meme from what i've noticed because vox, wynter is fine, yahir is legitametly doing nothing but stand around with chloral autoinjectors and a fully loaded syringe gun griefing. If he was just an asshole with an itchy trigger finger I wouldn't even give a shit but hes not.
They're not nice people. They mainly hang around medbay for the effortless brownie points you get for playing medbay and not because they give a fuck about other players. Total façade
especially with our furry pal Railand people can tell.
Our greytiders and clowns are genuinely nicer on average, even if they're fucking around a little.
Look, he can make a cryomix, he can stock the cloner and fridge. he knows his operations including husk transplants. He knows the corner case remedies and can handle viro. He's good to go.
never seen sawbones medbay but you are objectively wrong about yahir.
No. Thats a cop out and you know it, he literally only knows chloral and doesn't give people medical aid on purpose. He takes CMO to prevent actual other players and to give himself chloral.
Never seen him make medicine and i've medbayed with him far too much to tolerate him anymore. Also any medicine he makes is useless if he chlorals everyone who trys to enter the door and throws them in disposals. Literally griefing.
but what even is that?
iirc bay abandoned luna because their coders sucked and got too ambitious and couldn't work on it anymore.
oss13 isn't too bad if you could update the interface/addhotkeys and supernorns sprites.
You would have a point if those were the only defining traits in a CMO, or if actually playing CMO was just a written test on a sheet of paper. There's a whole load more to playing the role than simply knowing Medbay theory.
For example, the player itself has very unfortunate tendencies that make him an insufferable CMO. Not counting those is dishonest.
It would be a good compromise between outright murderboning and stealth for lings, since they can be extended and retracted at will. Combined with the sting that makes people grow fake armblades that deal no damage, it could open up some more variety in how changelings can play.
you seriously underestimate the difference between shaping up an already existing codebase that's 4 years out of date and rewriting the entire game from scratch + byond.
What else do you suggest for the sting whose sole purpose is to silently kill people? Lexorin is useless for it, given how Dexalin both counters the oxyloss it causes while flushing the poison itself out of the victim in the process.
Death sting already has a high chem cost and evolution point requirement, but right now it's massively overpriced.
I've told him several times to ignore the thread but he goes at it regardless
having something to build upon in a relatively simple language has a better chance than redoing in a new language. ss14 just recently completed their change to SFML
What do you mean by 'not that bad'? Do you know how much difference there is over years of coding there is between that and what we are today? And how incompatible modern ss13 and open ss13's revisions are?
We're talking hundreds of thousands of lines of code here.
Urist McDwarf talk to me man. what the fuck is wrong with you? Why the hell would you do all that shit then cry about it when you're fighting every step of the way after doing shit you know damn well you shouldn't be doing in the first place?
He did nothing wrong. The other maps aren't gonna get good until people put in issues.
There are a lot of things in Modern SS13 that nobody will ever miss. The switch would do wonders to cut down on codebase bloat.
There are also lots of parallels that I'm willing to bet you don't know exist.
The admin tools are probably the biggest issue.
>admin tools are the biggest issues
>The entire process scheduler from which all processes work
>Literally just the entire code IN GENERAL because coding standards from then to now are entirely different
Fucking EVERYTHING has been completely redone since that fork point between our revisions.
And in the end even if you put all that work to put everything we have no on top of open ss13?
What do you think you end up with functionally different from what we have now?
It would literally be easier to steal things from open ss13 and layer it on top of our codebase.
Because they're pieces of shit. Don't worry, if you act alright, the non-shitter crew will treat you alright. Just yesterday I was helping a detective in a ling round and in blob I was getting guns and repairing borgs.
Our medical system sucks. It's "muh realism". Not that the tg bandaids is any better, but our system is shit.
We switched from FEA to ZAS before, we can do it again.
>Entire process scheduler from which all processes work
Is closer to our current one than the one we used to have. TG fucked with that shit a very long time ago and we inhereted it. Goon's (the one we use now) is a modified version of the one found in OSS13.
Meh. At this point it only exists so that scientists can print their personal armories at will.
One of the worst features in modern SS13. Nothing of value would be lost with robotics and RnD removed.
>literally the entire code in general
It was maintained by Hobnob who is a better coder who had more experience with SS13 by 2011 than every single one of our contributors combined.
Assistants roleplay (and mostly are) bored teenagers starting shit for fun.
Clowns are unfunny because of tradition, which ironically goes against clown culture of breaking tradition for the sake of funny.
>Our medical system sucks. It's "muh realism".
>cryo and cloning accounts for 90% of medical
>magic reagents that stitch up your cuts from a pill
>only thing that can be described as "muh realism" are surgeries which are usually never done
>Assistants roleplay a teenager
Meaning they're just being Beavis and Butthead.
Sitting around doing fuckall, breaking stuff out of boredom, going on misadventures, that sort of thing.
Making roundstart chloral should be jobban from any medical position no questions asked.
Also, he manages to get himself in fights every other round. That's not metagriefing, that's his attitude being shit.
plus, he's a godawful CMO
Just don't sperg if you die. It's all part of the game.
Also if it's your first time, do an unimportant role like Janitor, Assisstant or Cargo Tech. It's boring but you won't get in the way while you learn controls.