I love Lissandra! edition
She is best freljord
All other freljords a shit
Attack speed. Crit chance only starts to make a notable difference in fights at 40%.
>No Troll King
>Voli is under the boar rider
Utter shit do not play. She only wins lane if the enemy laner is brain dead and can't dodge slow skills.
I managed to fit it all in one WebM but the quality is ass cheeks
I'm confused by what is going on. Is there some new soft-ban thing for
>Not being Shaco
>Not taking them down to Clown Town
>Not being the Sexking
>Not letting Yasuo's blow your clone
>Not invading your enemy at level 2 and keeping them that level for 10 minutes
>Not deceiving in place and afking while the enemies leave
Whats wrong with you Anon?
Lulu is the cutest/best champion in all of league of legends.
Isn't that Katarina though?
>Cutest and most fun AD
>Not talking about the sneaky rat of many oders
I know they both have true damage, a thing for attack speed, stealth, and a ult that is just a buff, but common anon you should be able to tell the difference.
Everything. His passive is shit. His scaling on his skills are shit. His ult is shit. His visual design is shit. The only thing that is good is his Q because it lets you free farm jungle level 1. You can't even solo dragon level 2 anymore.
I get discouraged from playing Vayne because of its actual players. Just had a match woth a vayne main streaming the thing. He was 0/7 min 20. Other Vaynes are simply toxic.
Besides, that award would go to Quinn.
>Wet paper defense
>Abilities cost HP despite sucking
>ADC with bad stats
not sure, you tell me
to gaining elo
Control your emotions. Control your emotions. Control your emotions.
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Are you memeing? Aatrox is literally freelo right now. Devour and Guinsoo's make you a God, and don't get me started on the new Maw.
>despite her being the easy champ for jungle i fuck up every gank and feed out the ass
>stop playing her for months
>try her again
>go like 7/1/6 and basically just walk to a lane any time i want a kill
i don't know what i was struggling with
Sustain on-hit with no cost or cooldown being a central mechanic. Obviously that means his numbers when too high mean he's impossible to push out of lane, and when too low he just folds.
Literally a more cancerous version of Irelia.
Exactly what needed to.
She's tier 1 when you dont play her like a pussy
i don't think that picture is suitable for a christian imageboard my friend
the other one always triggers me
i never even had parents that fought (at least if they did i never saw it)
I'll always notice you
senpai, return the favor
New player here. Was looking at the following champs :
Top : Jax, Malphite
Mid : Cho'gath, Malzahar, Kassadin
Jungle : Jax, Rammus
Support : Nautilus
My other friends told me AD Carry was shit, so I'm going to ignore it for now.
Are any of those characters I listed shit/about to get nerfed? Lots of people recommended Malphite but when I checked a few different tier sites, they said he was only good at Top and consistently rated him like D or E for Mid/Sup/Jungle, unlike Jax, who is rated awesome for Top or Jungle.
Unranked or low gold. You should play more Skarner because reasons.
>Resembles nothing to his lore
>Only good skill is a gimmick
>All others are below average in effectiveness
>Q - Invulnerable on cast. Radius increased. Non-knock up radius now slows by 40% for 1.75/2/2.25/2.5/2.75 seconds
>Massacre Q - Aatrox dashes in a straight line upon the ground, changing the area of effect from a circle to a line.
>W - the same
>Massacre W - Aatrox emits an aura, granting all nearby allies 20% effectiveness of his blood thirst/blood price on each of their autos depending on which one Aatrox has active
>E - Aatrox lets out a battle cry, reducing attack speed to all nearby enemies by 20/25/30/35/40%.
>Massacre E - Now causes fear to all enemies for 1 second.
>R - Massacre now scales with the amount of blood in your blood pool, dealing %CurrentHP damage.
>get to 90+lp
>just one more fucking win
The cycle of life continues
Has anyone tried Syndra?
Opinions? Cause I'm thinking about buying her.
Probably won't get nerfed, he's not as strong as most people say he is ever since Guinsoo's got nerfed. Still retarded if he gets fed.
Depends. If Riot is retarded they'll get nerfed soon, if they have 5 brain cells between 1,000 employees they'll just buff AP instead.
Have been secret cancer for ages, will be a cold day in hell if they ever get a meaningful nerf.
GUT THIS FUCKING CLOWN
I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST FINE UNTIL I HAD TO PLAY AGAINST ONE
LITERALLY SATAN INCARNATE
Will the new champ sales be announced tomorrow? Thinking of buying Zed.
I've been a Syndra main since season 3, would you like to see the old post I made about her a while ago?
But I win a lot of matches as Xerath and he is pretty much the same.
Malzahar is getting changes with a bunch of other immobile mage later this year, Malph, Rammus, and Jax might see nerfs in the next few PBE cycles depending on how LCS pans out
>same as syndra
l m a o
i've never seen someone so retarded
please tune in to my onfline show i can show you that you're a fucking idiot
Rate my purchase.
I'm dead inside.
>game isn't a complete stomp in our favor
>mid fucking afks in fountain at 10 minutes and says open mid
>we struggle on for 20 more because our team comp is good but we're in a fucking 4v5
>this is somehow okay
>call people like this fucking retards who shouldn't be playing pvp, let alone ranked
>Azir isn't best
comes with his own Catch Phrase
I can't find any actual quotes to really...quote from anyone else.
Yes, even "LAVISH BRUTALITY" doesn't have the same ring as "THE ORDER IS GIVEN"
Okay this is admittely fucking cute.
If you say the rest is gay porn I don't want to know how the rest goes because this seems fine. Azir's like the only Shuriman that I just don't see being into dudes.
Not bad anon, you'll have fun.
However you must also live with the fact that you're playing as a meme.
There are no champs that are complete shit unless you're trying to push your rank as high as possible
until that point you can beat people in the same mmr as you by knowing your champion and their matchups better than your opponent.
>ctrl f "elise"
Why is lolg afraid of aggressive women?
Xerath is pretty good all game. He can farm safe, poke well, has good waveclear, and a mana regen passive.
Syndra has: A passive that's useless until late game, severe mana problems, nonexistent waveclear until she gets her first item, short ranged low damage poke, and a short ranged stun that requires poor positioning from the enemy and good positioning from Syndra
Oh, and all of her abilities require her to combo with her Q.
>not collecting some of the best freelo in the game with a chamption that's not gonna be nerfed
>Bottom 3 of Shurima
First, Skarner isn't in the bottom 3 of anything besides giving a fuck when someone tries to invade him.
Second, Skarner comes from Kalamanda, a now retconned region of LoL lore.
get them anyways and play them. Even after nerfs they'd still be really strong for someone at your level and you'll do fine as long as you're improving your general game knowledge.
Thanks for the clarification. I haven't been playing that long so I appreciate it.
>there are no champs that are complete shit
>I don't want to know how the rest goes because this seems fine. Azir's
eh it's just hyperbole
there's 1 other pic and it's solo bondage
regardless of potential nerfs malphite and jax are worth getting, the former because he is technically always relevant in solo q provided you can land his ult and jax because i have a sneaking suspicion he's going to get slap on the wrist nerfs at most since guinsoos/masteries is being targeted first.
I don't care about getting banned
Haven't spent a cent on this game, so getting banned is meaningless
The problem is having no control or any compensation when shit like afk mid at 10 minutes happens
only fun champions allowed
not pictured: level 5 rek'sai with 21k points
I haven't played Syndra in this new season because I'm busy with med school now. You might want to experiment with the 45% CDR mastery, and I assume Thunderlord's is a given.
Does she like playing bot games? You should send her my way.
Try playing as support.
You'll wreck everything if you have a skilled ADC.
Also post cute Lux.
Thanks. I guess I'll grab at least one of them for sure.
I was originally going to save up to buy hyper-cancer shit like Rengar but I figured by the time I actually had the IP and the knowledge to use him, he'd be nerfed.
>I used to be tutored by a challenger grill from japan
>won her favor by besting her in a 1v1 on her main role
>tfw I duo with her
Probably, I made that post back in April and you're gonna have to adjust the runes to fit the meta.
thats pretty cool anon, good to see there's still hope for me
>4 more days
Its almost time for comfy ranked with 4 of my buds
This season is gonna be the best
They build a champ that was clearly supposed to be a heal tank, but realizing that heal tanks are cancer, changed his health costs and heals so that he was forced to build damage to be useful. So now he's shit at everything.
reminder this should not come off as a surprise as riot has stated SEVERAL TIMES
AS A "ROTATIONAL SPOTLIGHT META"
THE FUCKING RED NOTE COLLECTION
play in tournaments, then just pm them funny silly shit that pertains to the team chat, it makes a one on one connection and you can create inside jokes in that short lived environment then it's ez to at least get an add, after that you'll have to consult some other guide or something.
If you're looking to have fun, that's a good pool of champs to have fun with.
If you're looking to git gud, that's too many champs. Pick 2 champs and only play them religiously. Not 2 for each role, not 2 roles, just 2 champs.
Dunno if its the start of the new season, but I know I get to use the new champ select in ranked early
Wanting to beat up and rape Riven and do webm-related are perfectly normal feelings, no need to make a big deal out of them every thread.
I would highly recommend avoiding malz and cho, while they can be strong in a lot of 1v1 match ups mid lane, their teamfight is drastically hindered.
cho's health means nothing without resistances so he still gets shredded and easily kitted in team fights
malz is countered by the enemy team just buying qss, I play malz a fair bit but it's always a toss up if you can translate a lane lead to a win due to qss hard counter
Sorry lad, I am playing the game currently
>Actually playing this shit game
Look at him, look at him and laugh.
I've played in a few tournaments recently, I got paired with one chick who just muted herself the entire game
I wish I could listen to chicks bitch about op shit, gasp at sick plays, and other qt shit like in those random videos on youtube where people post their friends best moments
But all of my friends have dicks, shit sucks
>try to gitgud with two champs
>they're always first pick because they're great choices
>left holding your dick with 0 champs to play
Don't listen to this guy. It happened to me.
So i finally won a Vlad game with Deathfire grasp, its pretty
This happens alot to me too and then i have to dodge when i dont get mid or tf :(
What should i rename my acoount /lolg/ maybe dubs wins
Also is twitch good?
Sperglord LF someone to play with on EUW.
Don't care about what rank you are.
add Hero of Hylia
Anymore guides like this?
Really looking for some more, especially Tristana
as long as his 2 champs aren't
or Illaoi this wont happen
Just pick 2 champs you think are cool from lore/aesthetics and learn to play them well and you'll be fine
I climbed from B5 to G5 playing just TF and Garen (The juggernaut rework fucked me over for a while but I can pick garen anytime I want now so its all good)
there was a span of time where cho was played in pro play by berjsen but you can kind of see the issues in those games, same type of problem with voli desu, you need to run at someone for your ult to do anything, if you can duo with a zilean, sivir, or lulu, that can help
cho and malz are great 1v1ers, they can shit on champs hard but yeah in my experience teamfights suck
Man, I keep playing fucking peeling supports and shit, thinking "oh they called adc, they might know how to right click"
Then there's nothing else I can do because I have all this utility but no damage, and my damage dealer is missing cs while alone in lane
>post yfw your opponent is literally a sliver away from death and gets away because they're just slightly out of your attack range and your character is too slow to catch up
Anyone else just find ADC really, really unfun at the moment?
>4-0 bot lane as Ezreal
>the ganks begin of course, avoid them
>post 6 Vi comes through Tri bush, see her coming so get to tower
>she flashes, ults, chilling smites, thunderlords
>759 damage in 0.8 seconds
>they have a Zed mid too, also hunting me
>teamfights begin and either Vi or Zed can pop me like a balloon, dashing from over a screen away
It was so fucking stupid I felt completely helpess. Ended 5-8 after starting off 4-0. The Ashe on the enemy team wasn't doing any better she was 0-7. We were mutually useless, just a couple of pinatas to get beat on whenever a teamfight started.
ADC are just helpless when melees with a retarded amount of mobility can get right up in your face in an instant and kill you before you can flash.
Multiple times that game I died in less than 1 second with nothing I could do. Fuck ADCs I'm just going to keep playing Shen.
>I want to switch to DotA cause of the whole last hitting your own minions mechanic to deny the enemies farm
Denying your own creeps is something you only do if the opportunity is there, it's not something you give priority. You can also start hitting your own creeps at half health, something a support should be doing if you want the creep fight to move back.
But if you actually want to deny farm to the enemy you do something called creep pulling where you trick your creep wave into fighting neutral camps instead of the enemy wave. the trade off is now you have a wave of creeps at your tower, where it's really hard to get last hits and your tower is taking damage.
took me way too long to find this video but for anyone that's actually interested here a quick guide for it. also the image is out of date
Yeah sometimes there's just nothing you can really do about it senpai. But if you're actually good on adc you can deal with it. Played 6 games today on adc and had a vi, rengar, zed, or jax in every single one some times two of them. Pretty scary games but I won all of them. The most important thing about adc is knowing where to position to not be insta'd
>vlad with grasp of the undying
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE NEVER NEEDS TO LEAVE LANE
WAKE ME UP
>Odds of winning are like trying to roll a natural 20 when the 20 has been scuffed off and replaced with a 0
God bless this game sometimes.
Never allowed to enjoy it, even when I try.
post the one where's she's lactating
im just going to post what i want
you arent the boss of me
this game is dead to me until the new season
There aren't any. If I really want a champion I have the self control to save up the IP I need to buy them.
I bought Illaoi and Braum the instant they hit 6300 IP because I knew they would be two of my favorite champs.
i dont like the FF "speed runs" they are boring as fuck
most udyrs are shit
Get the fuck out nigga, you don't build that shit
Build resists towards lane opponent, then to whatever the enemy team comp is mostly made up of. Usually this would be Spirit Visage for AP and Frozen Heart for AD. Get Titanic when you're ahead, or as you're 3rd or 4th item, since that's typically when you're damage falls off. Rest is up to you/the game.
Playing a champ you enjoy whether you win or lose, then learning them well enough that you can win is what makes the game fun
playing only what is good in the meta because the pros told you to is what makes you hate league
Even Urgot's winrate is not dramatically less than 50%, that can be overcome with standard game knowledge.
>no one ever talks about Xerath or Kassadin
>buy them and try them
>the most fun casters ever
>both are now among my mains
have you ever actually watched a bronze game? they are so blind to the damage minions deal in lane that you should be able to win against your hard counters, they are so fucking retarded at objectives that you can come back from a 10k gold deficit, their map awareness is so poor that it could be lit up like christmas (but of course they don't ward at all) and you can pull off a gank because they'll go past the river below half health without flash and no wards.
Tried, did really well and got a triple bot lane after spanking my rumble, but all midgame my team could not for their entire fucking life fight as a team. It was always some jank-ass 3v4 or even 3v5 after someone gets deleted by getting caught by blitz like a dumbass. God damn it's frustrating as shit. Fuck this game.
sorry went to eat and then poop.
the reason is that... it depends. it could be a problem on your end, or it could be further upstream. if it's not your problem, then you have to bug your isp and/or riot about it. they wouldn't care about YOU specifically, but if they get enough reports from enough people someone will take a look and see if something is wrong.
as far as
>my internet goes fast and I live near the servers
>why does my ping randomly reach the cosmos?
you drive a big and fast truck. on AVERAGE, you can shuttle 2 million teemos across town in an hour. but on any particular shuttle run, sometimes there are traffic hiccups from heavy traffic or detours. you can't tell WHERE the problem is starting from, but the traffic backs up to you and slows you down that run.
You summarized the new effects badly
>Gave ADCs a single metagolem that if it doesnt work on them they are trash
>AP mids are now glorified supports 2.0
>Assassins buffed for literally no conceivable reason
That isn't true. Zed dudebros started crying.
Xerath is a beast, perfect for long distance bullying and "outplay" with his ult
It's finally happened. I just got an email saying I'm permabanned for toxicity.
Sweet release at last.
Great but hardly the best.
>tfw all your preconceived thoughts of me are wrong
someone said pururin is up again but I can only access the forums?
>more losses than wins
Rammus is rad as hell though senpai desu. I remember Dan Dinh making the champ look godlike back in the day.
So how do you fix tilt?
I can't stop playing and I'm slowly getting more and more depressed and I can't stop.
I'm tanking my elo, shitting the bed, and I CANNOT stop.
Or is Shaco just shit again this season, I can't tell if hes just not as busted as everyone else, or if I'm dieing slowly.
>Or is Shaco just shit again this season, I can't tell if hes just not as busted as everyone else, or if I'm dieing slowly.
Shaco has always been shit. You play him for the first 10 minutes to get some fun than afk for the rest of the game. That is literally THE shaco strat.
Imagine competitive SSB:Melee
Fox is the best character, but also the most difficult to execute properly by a very large margin.
We're talking, difficulty wise, learning to walk, vs learning advanced particle physics in some cases.
Now, imagine again, if Fox was as easy to play and master as say, Ganondorf.
Highest power out, with a low-mid tier difficulty in.
Statistically, the most broken champion because of his curve, and because of itemization, his only weaknesses are even smaller.
AP mids will literally rush anything that is cost efficient now because of the item nerfs
Frostqueens, ROA and even WotA are all attractive where they never used to be just because of their cost efficiency
Nah, I'm done with this shit man. All I did was play devourer junglers in normals, afk for 28 mins, come out and shitstomp and then talk shit as we dismantle their base.
I got a friend who's trying to get into csgo, I used to be LEM so I'll probably fill my time with that. At least there I won't get permabanned by Dr. PhD for calling thresh a faggot.
>find some old screenshots on my computer
>one is zirene getting raged at
l m a o
thats the point, mid items are shit so they have to build like supports
Where ADs have good component items like warhammer, dirk, and hexdrinker sword, APs have to sit on trash like codex, aether whisp, and seekers armguard
>Play one game as Azir
>Do fine in lane against Veigar
>Friendly Fiora goes 0/11 to Poppy in 20 minutes
>Lose hardcore after "NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER" for almost 48 minutes
>Try again as Azir
>Stomp enemy Diana and end the game at 25 minutes as a monster and they surrender
Its not that I won...its that I just don't get the "NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER" attitude unless its ranked.
Damn you sound just like the kind of person I would bully passionately.
I think we need 2 new AP items and a new Magic resist item.
I'm silver five, was silver two last week, now playing League does nothing but make me depressed.
Can you guys recommend any games that don't make me feel like a failure in every aspect while I get off of tilt?
Ori and the Blind Forest is the most soothing game you'll play even when its challenging.
I think Jax and Ezreal need model/animation updates like Miss Fortune, not kit reworks.
EVEN MONSTERS CAN BE MADE TO FEAR
>be rengar main
>this bitch takes rengar before me
>lock in naut
>early rengar gank mid
>countergank and literally fuck both of their asses since i know his baby rengar strats
>gank the shit out of every lane
>rengar tries to counter jungle me ???
>rape him in my own jg
>his ass is so sore he afk farms
>rape him in his own jg when i notice
>only die trying to fountain dive him for mad disrespect
SECOND STRONGEST CHAMPION IN THE GAME
We need a new map or permanent game mode
Sadly Riot is lazy.
Riot, Riot's fans, LoL fanartists, and /lolg/...
Stop sexualizing Ahri.
Riot, you should redesign her as a either a full succubus without the fox ears and tail and whiskers, or rewrite her bio and hide her cleavage with either fur or more clothing.
Because she is the sweetest and best champion and deserves to have the best genetics.
>Trynd keeps running off to split push
>Tell him to come group
>"Truth is I don't think we can win 5 v 5"
>Tell him we can and he's an idiot
>Other player tells him to ignore me and keep split pushing
>He agrees to group for a bit
>Face checks a bush and finds their entire team.
>We 3 v 5 their entire team right there
>Ask if she still thinks we can't win 5 v 5
>"Yes. They just made a bad play"
Are all Trynd mains this retarded?
>have horrible day
>try to play league
>as usual my normal MMR just matches me against diamonds/plats
>have no fun yet again
I've been playing league for years, I can't play against these guys I'm about to kill myself
>There are people
>That actively pick Shaco
Want invades and ganks?
Want to delete adcs?
Please feel free to peruse the vast selection of other melee assassins that do it twice as fast with actual escape mechanics.
Want outplay potential and dank memes?
Lee, Rengar, Zed, etc. Everyone has tricks in their kit now, Shaco is actually less tricky than most new releases.
Please refrain from picking the clown.
Shaclone makes it look "okay", you are not Shaclone, stop lieing to yourselves.
If you won a 3v5 with THAT comp they fucked up pretty majorly somewhere. You can't expect those fuckups to happen on a regular basis, Tryndamere was smart to keep splitting especially if it was working (looking at his stats it looks like it was).
>get super anxious during ranked
>always get sweaty as fuck
>especially my butt
>decide to shave it so maybe it sweats less
>feels like it's sweating 10 times more now
>also feels like someone ran sandpaper all over my butt
>have to play laying down on my tummy
>have to keep applying cream to my butt every few hours
NICE GAME LEAGUEBABS
won my promos tho :3
Lee Sin, Rengar, Zed even can jungle and do those better than Shaco.
If you consider picking Shaco, stop and really think about why.
You're not going to do well, in fact, you'd accomplish any goals you have 10x easier on anyone other than Shaco.
Its not even like hes easier to play than them.
Its a fucking slog just trying to keep up.
Shaco's early invades are literally nullified by warding, a basic technique so simple that the majority of Silvers know how to do it.
Xerath is a lot easier to play than Kass. Kass has has a way short range, plus melee-range mana-refill ability. Xerath can just blast away from a distance. Kass needs to be a lot more mobile.
I've been having fun with Poppy support. Nothing feels more satisfying than slamming some punk ass Brand support into a wall and taking 75% of his health from E-Q.
>turn on twitch
>it's the memesters and random shitters and camwhores
>navigate to apdo's site
>current top streamer is some dude who seems to be speaking in a radio voice and hamming it up while carrying his team hard
you can say what you want about viewbots and whatnot but some of these foreign streamer dudes are pretty decent
I have gotten better, but I still suck shit
Thanks, friend. I don't consider myself good either but you'll improve for sure.
Kog'maw isn't as terrible as /vg/ implies. He's very playable if you have any peel at all against assassins, which isn't so different from playing Jinx or Miss Fortune
I made this like 4 years ago along with the picture of morello's head photoshopped on some buff dude shooting a nerf gun
I'll settle for any dark elf qt tho.
weldiong this is no time for jokes you jokester
this reminds me of a j4 top game (with shyv jgl ofc) I had during my promos to plat
motherfucker camped my lane hard, but he would also "rp" (i love you etc) after a gank
gay as fuck
won the game, lost the next 3
Malphite is Cancer top but you literally can't nerf him without nerfing every armor item in the game, so he's safe as fuck. GJ.
Malzahar got nerfed recently but it's not a big deal and he's pretty based. He also beats things that beat immobile mages in lane while still being one, which is pretty based. GJ.
Jax jungle is a meme right now due to Rageblade/Devourer interactions. Abuse it while you can. Rammus has the same deal as Malphite, except in the jungle. Get Thornmail. Damage return on Thornmail is calculated before damage reduction so it hits harder, and you get AD from Armor so you don't really have to worry about building too much. MR is a shit stat and after about 100 of it, Health becomes the better Magic Damage mitigating stat due to how Magic Damage is typically dealt.
Nautilus is an easier, more reliable Thresh with considerably more survivability. He is the second-most aggro support behind Leona. Max E.
AD carry is the strongest, most impactful role in the game and always will be until Riot makes Ranged AP hit towers just as hard. Your friends are shit and think ADC = Guns = Call of Duty = Team Deathmatch, and shit like Katarina mid gets more kills so Kat > ADC.
The fact of the matter is that at 35 minutes+, if your team trades 4 for 5 and you have one person left alive, the ONLY class that can end the game entirely from T2 Tower to the Nexus is ADC, and that is literally all that matters.
You can not reliably win a match without at least one person building AD that can kill structures from range. Every other role is replaceable.
He's one of those that can take on the cancer that are the assassins that are running about every match. He's a trollish guardian, a tanky protector.