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What Pistol reskin/skin fits my Scout better?
i guess being a waifufag is my only defining trait
pla: do you know what stickies are
yeah: i dont use stickies retard
pla: ok just checking fucking idiot
yeah: use charge n targe, reduces retarded pyro damage
yeah: and eyelander because speed boost on kill
yeah: and health
If no, how could it be better?
here is an old pic of my scout that i just cant be arsed to update
I am trying to base it off of Ceil Phantomhive but I cant get the hair to work
>british homosexual furry cuck tumblr weeb talking mad shit
>Be Sniper on attack team in payload
>Get about 15 kills from sneaky faggots, spies, pyros, and scouts trying to sneak behind our flank over the course of the battle
>Some 10 year old heavy on our team tries to call me shit because I wasn't part of the push.
Do other snipers have to deal with stupid shit like this?
>tfw it's on the marketplace
>tfw $5 minimum fund level
For about three weeks now. I've already decked out spy and engie. I'm looking for Birdman of Australiacatraz and the Bushman's Bristles, idk what kind of hat other than the Well-Rounded Rifleman.
It's a part time job that only goes during the college school year so I need to keep a lid on my hobby money until I buy my books and school supplies for my final semester.
I work at the school cafeteria.
Did somebody say ancient memes?
>Have a really good name for my favorite weapons
>The weapon was a gift and it would be tasteless to remove the name my friend gave me
Yeah, he's absolutely amazing.
>used to be a faggot
Reported to Aces.
It's always been a shitty circlejerk.
How much do I have to pay to get into it?
Yeah, was looking for the edit.
It's been so long
how are you people holding up
I heard the game got balanced a lot
is it fun yet
Anyone know any good TF2 YT channels I might not already be subcribed to?
>Pyro got reworked
Pyros like to collect rainbows! Extinguishing a teammate will now return 20 health to the Pyro.
Consecutive Airblasts will no longer prevent enemies from air-strafing until they touch the ground
The base Flamethrower's damage fall off over distance has been decreased, resulting in higher damage output at range
No longer boosts all-around switch speed. Instead, boosts switch-to speed by 60% and switch-from speed by 30%.
Removed damage penalty
Increased Airblast cost by 25%
Increased afterburn penalty to from 25% to 66%
Removed 10% damage penalty.
When activating 'MMMPH', the taunting Pyro gains temporary invulnerability and immunity to knockback effects
100% Chance to crit against burning targets
33% Damage penalty
20% Slower attack speed
75% Slower switch-to speed
Kinda. Depends on how long it's been since you've played. Some mechanics got reworked, like Med being able to get small amounts of uber from healing with the Amputator/Crossbow, so it's worth looking over on the update page.
Also, if you go into a server you're bound to see Phlog Pyros w/ Scorch Shot, so essentially free kills.
Does MvM scout main count?
confirmed pic of dotsy
Yeah, we should just let the faggots run rampant and get entire threads deleted
I'm being actually serious here, it was more fun than dumb subdued shitposting and game discussion about pubs
Nah, we've always been rude to each other.
tf2g's dying because everyone focuses on circlejerking too much
Is it time for ancient circlejerking now?
Maybe you didn't do it consciously
But it still happens
Like in that anime about lesbians mind controlling each other to kill other mind controlling lesbians
Except it's not killing but shitposting
I just like Dotsy because his name is really cute.
I've got other dead tf2gs if you want.
>tfw you just want to solo queue and you face a stack of assholes
>they don't cap, because the teams would scramble
>they farm your team of randoms at your spawn for 20 minutes
>one of them finally caps
god damn it
something tells me MM isn't going to fix shit about this other than make scrambles impossible and put consequences on leaving if you're getting stomped by a stack
scampers ruined this general
Like I said, you do it subconsciously. People who are influenced it would say it's an aura or something similar if they were asked.
However, they were trained by this aura not to reveal themselves since it would be more easy to post about you if no one knows who they were and couldn't rag on them for doing it.
i cant even tell dotsy i like him
It's not like you can prevent it, though. Every new person that survives the circlejerk becomes a part of it. That's how it's been for years.
the highest tier skin ive gotten was freelnace
>tfw narrowly avoid getting airshot
>Letting everyone know that you're around
>tfw narrowly missing an airshot
corpses are just as visible, spycicle is shit because it makes the pyro an even harder counter AND it's even been nerfed for no fucking reason whatsoever
Yeah, but corpses can come from all sorts of things. Ice statues mean that a spy is around.
I've only ever used that fact to my advantage once.
Also, how does it make Pyros a harder counter? The whole point is to let you escape from Pyros.
saying it's how it always is isn't a very good argument
tf2g has always been one of the shittiest generals regarding circlejerking
if people really wanted to fix up this general, they'd
>get rid of the irc
>ban tf2g-fu posting
>ban actionposters and roleplayers
>ban off-topic posting in general
>encourage more newbois/break up the oldbois circlejerk
but I doubt it's going to happen
people like being the top of their own little shithole on the internet, so nothing will change and people will wonder why this general is so shit, even compared to the rest of /vg/
>Also, how does it make Pyros a harder counter? The whole point is to let you escape from Pyros.
If you're not shit, you can easily kill a Pyro unless he's really fucking good or already close to you.
A single, random puff of fire can melt your knife and effectively keep you of the game for longer than a respawn timer. If this happens while you're trying to get a pick, you and potentially your team is fucked.
I know, I'm not defending it, I'm just stating a fact.
tf2g's got a unique community even for 4chan, and its 'traditions' somehow survived so many years even though posters come and go all the time.
But then you have to run to an ammo box with only a single weapon to defend yourself and then go all the way back. Depending on the map, it's still longer than respawning may be.
Not to mention refilling the meter still doesn't give you your picks back.
It's only useful if you're absolutely shit at Spy and don't know how to handle Pyros.
Trust me, I'm a Spy main.
Quite an epic image.
Other than stock, definitely Big Earner. The speed boost is a huge game changer, allowing you to get stupid backstabs by running around enemies that can't keep up with you, run away or get to places you couldn't reach otherwise (like the medium healthpack below the point at Nucleus)
Other than that, YER is fun on pubs and Kunai can be good if you're playing with shitters.
I know, I'm just really fucking bad with Kunai when I'm playing with decent players because of the low HP.
Or at least I used to be, lately I've been pretty successful, but I prefer using the BE.
Yeah, the Kunai doesn't leave room for error. I wanna play some spy when matchmaking comes out, but I have no experience with comp. Ill probably move over to something else til I get the hang of it. I haven't actually used the Big Earner with the speed boost, so I should check that out.
Guys, something's like really wrong with b4nny. Kid's a robot. His favorite cereal is bran flakes, he eats one big meal a day at 1 am, he doesn't know what fun is, and he streams tf2 for at least like 6 hours every single day. He's completely dogmatic and the way he words things is just absurd
>I wanna play some spy when matchmaking comes out
It's most likely gonna be 6v6 only for a while.
>but I have no experience with comp
Just go on tf2center or whatever lobby website is being used nowadays and pray that the Spy slot is free somewhere.
he also cant pick up on any form of sarcasm or humor. one time he was getting mad at his teammates and someone in chat asked him if he was drinking salt water, and he said "no i dont drink that".
Not even America.
Dude stop stealing the other me.
kritzkrieg engineer slipped right by my team and I was only person to notice. it's fucking cancer because a single engineer can singlehandedly win a game because people ignore the engineer running right by them
It's when an engineer sneak behind the enemy lines and builds a nest that allows his teammates teleport in and quickly capture points/spawncamp.
Never seen anyone win with this, though, and I'm at 1700+
motherfucker i've done it before.
>run to last point
>set up tele
>teleport in with level 3 sentry
>place on spawn
>team teles in with you
works all the time on frontier and barnblitz
Its the best way to play engie. Also i dunno why i censored this
>at the Sea Needle
>merrily jumping on platforms minding my own business
>Chuck shows up outta nowhere
>it starts making obnoxius robot sounds
Oh my god, I totally get it!
Right now irc is talking about shoes and I have no idea what shoes are since I live in the Pacific Islands but this is just like when we talk about gay shit on the thread and no one really knows what the purpose of that is and everyone hates it and spergs out about it.
How much longer until every single pyro stops using this cancerous weapon?
wow tf2center is fucking retarded I have a mumble only lobby ban how long does that shit last maybe if the stupid motherfuckers gave me the right room. I fucking joined that shit and it was empty so I left. sweet website you stupid fucking piece of shit
you're one funny guy, here's your (you)
that really only means you've been in the server for longer
the general rule is 'more deaths than dominations'
but i only play easy classes for fags
Well, I myself was already a big clue, but based on this, it seems everyone named Olek might just be a huge faggot.
>leave tab for ten seconds
>new na hl lobby
>scout slot taken
>soldier slot taken
>demo slot taken
every single game I have played today the enemy team has some shitty pyro with a medic glued to them fucking why I'm about to lose my fucking mind here this shit pisses me the fuck off. Why are pyros so bad that they need pocket medics
Just unboxed a Sunbeams Cockswain, what do?
Looking to replace the badge. Any recommendations?
Was this your doing?