/srg/ Speedrunning General

SIGLEMIC

YEYES

>>128011029
Too early, attention-whore.
Get banned.

nth for Uyama Vacation.

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>13 posts early

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as oot any% shifts back to vc-j, my mind wanders to the ess adapters
and to the virtual console, that doesn't crash when gim is performed
and to the old kakariko route, resetting the console to save time
and to the timing method, the arbitrary start and end points
my mind wanders...
5/??

POST YOUR FAVORITE MINGLEE

>>128011237
whats an ess adapter

>the implications
uh

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>14 posts early
elin

simplee elin

Did the donations jump by like 250k from last night? What happen

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>>128011161
>you will never have noir sit on your lap

>>128011345
GREASY SHIROW HORSECOCKS

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>>128011029

Man, what a waste of the devs time.

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This is a really cute ending.

This game may not be the best speedgame, but it's rather fun. If they weren't so dour, it'd be a lot better.

Mario Kart shouldn't be awful.

>>128011358
it was at 700k after OoT

>>128011161
>>128011359
Out

>ng+
>Wow noone died!

Really?

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How long till they make him stop DISTRACTING THE STREAM
Also is that Warchamp? Always has the same cringey triforce hat and messy hair

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>>128011161
>noir will never sit on your lap
why keep living

GUYS

"Tolki" isn't a ten minute ban anymore

DESTROY STIV

pasta:
STIVITYBOBO had sex with TOLKI a drunk 18 YEAR OLD, how do they let this monster back every year?

Not liking this coffee meme desu

>>128011495
ok

>>128011531
He's also a furry, so he gets a pass on all his shenanigans.

>>128011458
i disagree give it a shot

the movement is really good you have a lot of options

>>128011161
Is noir gay, bi, or one of those annoying straight people who pretends to be lgbt?

Pretty sure drinking that much coffee increases your risk of cancer.

>>128011531
He's totally distracting my post run stream when absofuckinglutely nothing is happening.

>>128011161
I wonder how many times Noir got ravished at agdq

>>128011531
>>128011616
no rules against it

go check it yourself nerds

>>128011627
I think he's just an attention whore.

>>128009850
>torrent of other games in the same genre.
What are other good games from the genre released relatively recently? I can think of Dong Freeze, maybe They Bleed Pixels and Odallus but they're not the same type of platformer and not anywhere as good anyway. Nowhere near a torrent of quality games in the genre.

>>128010610
Oniken is amazing but not as good as shovel and their other game Odallus was better anyway, Tower of Heaven is just gimmicky and short, Jet Gunner I haven't heard of but looks more like a run an gun like Contra or Metal Slug.

@128011579
It's past your bedtime, /v/

>>128011581
Dont worry the nazi staff will kick him off soon
actual trigger warning this will probably make you mad >>127997843

>>128011686
word desu

>>128011681
>the rules said

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Damn the music in this game is so fucking good

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>>128011579

>HAHAHA IM DRINKING COFFEE XDXDXD

Did he say my sons father?

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>>128011653
Not anymore.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/01/07/coffee-new-u-s-dietary-guidelines-say-you-can-have-up-to-5-cups-a-day/

>>128011627
genderfluid pandrogynous exomaternial bi-lesbian-kin

So, just watched "all the categories are arbitrary"

By saying "they can't be unified" does narcissa just deny the existence of speedrun.com?

>>128011850
>moderate

>>128011237
dumb facebook frog poster

rude ass shovel knight runners

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>>128011531
What's the issue if nothing is happening? I'd prefer this shit any day over a stupid fucking e-sport-like interview.

>>128011940
No, he meant the Ukraine crisis

so what is there to mario cart
drift all the time and use shortcuts?
is that it?

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Time for Mario Kart 8

Is that disgusting whale the one Reddit raised money for?

>>128011358
Megaman had a good amount and then the Zelda block made people go crazy.

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>every time announcer starts reading in happy voice, realizes it's a sob story but continues in happy voice anyways

Who is this semen demon?

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>>128011998
Its not us who have the problem with it, Mike said that you're not supposed to have "distracting" shit on stream like 2hu plushies and crossplay

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>Meme Kart 8

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I-is that a shinx plushie?

>>128012037
it all makes sense now.

>>128011850
>what is lobbying

Someone should tell Frodo to cut down on the lembas

>>128012149
Fursuits are okay though.

This person should be speed running instead of speedrunning.

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would you fuck a close friend's significant other if you had the chance, /srg/?

I don't remember frodo being this fat in game of thrones.

>>128012189
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT CONCENTRATE ON KICKING CANCERS BUTT REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEE MIKE PLEASE

>>128012101
>they're supposed to screen the donations themselves in case something got past the other screeners
>they never judge the tone or try to sound out tricky words in their head beforehand
IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD
YOU'RE NOT ON A TIMER
YOU CAN BE PLANNING YOUR PERFECT DONATION READ DURING THE TEN MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY WHILE THE PLAYER IS COMMENTATING

>>128012149
It makes sense if you think about it. Distracting objects on stream = your mind starts wandering = you forget to donate = less money for Mikeyboy.

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who /BABY/ here

>>128012149
I don't really understand why they're so agaisnt people spouting memes or whatever. It can be kinda cringy, but at least it's better than looking at people staring into nothing with a straight face.

>>128012149
distracting from what though? the rest of the crowd?

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>>128012061
i can't wait

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>>128012310

>>128012278
>would
I already did, but he was a literal cuck

Are there female speedrunners that play games that take any amount of skill or is it all ultra casual lets plays like this and L4D2

>>128012278
My friends have yellow fever something fierce, so no.

>>128012042
I would like to know this also. 200cc is fast and all but are there any good interesting tricks & glitches to it or is it a standard race with someone who actually doesn't fuck up 200cc?
>>128012149
Shit, you made me realize I misread that other post completely, excuse my post. I didn't know that though, that's retarded and no fun.

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>>128012356
me

MAN
THE
HARPOONS!

>>128012278
I don't have any friends, anon

What does Brave-Chan smell like /srg/ :3?

>female runner
>waluigi fag
Kill me

>>128012356
ded meme

>>128012149
i get triggered every time you post this webm pls stop

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>>128011627
Who cares? You don't walk up to people on the street, asking them who they're fucking do you?

>>128012061
is that you MaShitter

>>128012413
>yfw you realize women are genetically predispositioned to be better at vidya and speedrunning but none of them have the chutzpa to actually get good at either and instead rely on "lol im a gurl" to carry their popularity in place of actual skill and dedication

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>faggots rather stare at a Johnny Rotten's ass than sexy rosa in her bikersuit

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>picking worst luigi

>>128012565
>genetically predispositioned to be better at vidya

How so?

>>128012567
Memes

>>128012042
Yep, Nintendo removed absolutely all potential big skips that were present in MKWii by putting that nazi Lakitu that takes you back into the course as soon as you leave Nintendo's designated safe zones.

MKWii takes infinitely more skill than this garbage.

>these hobo accents

my fucking sides

Firehopping DansGame

>>128012356
Bowser Junoir was my fav in double dash which is coincidentally the best mario kart.

>britbongs

why were they allowed in?

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reminder mario runners are the bottom of the barrel

>>128012337
They are never ready. Ask for a few donations and they start of with 'Well let me see here...'. Gee, so hard to have something ready.

>min 2
>runner is already showing frustration

heh

this is LITERALLY a let's play tho

We're watching a let's play of Mario Kart 8

Why is this okay

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Serious question that agdq makes me think about. Why do so many more men show signs of being on the autism spectrum then women?

>>128012565
t. /pol/ expert

is this not heavily rng based?

This is literally a playthrough. There's absolutely no special skill involved. Anyone that can play this game can do this shit. Why is this allowed?

GOTTA GO at a reasonable pace

What is breakboosting and where can I get a toploader NES for cheap

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fuck now I want to play some MK8

>>128012843
Because the vast majority of autism sufferers are male, it's a genetic thing, there are papers written on it.

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>>128011550
>dat little ponytail
I can't not into homo, he's just too cute!

>>128012843
dumb facebookfrog poster

>>128012565
>lower reaction times and critical thinking skills across the board
>genetically predispositioned to be better at vidya
care to explain or are you the anon from earlier who just posts unsubstantiated claims and expects everyone to believe him

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EST 1:10:00
I don't know if i'll fall asleep within this run

>>128012830
>>128012838
>>128012870
half of the games in the event have been lets plays
you just now complain cus it is a girl playing

>no game breaking zips and skips
>an hour of lets play mario kart 8
Good time to get lunch.

>>128012854

Not as much as other speedruns

This doesn't make it a good speedrun however

How the fuck is this a speedrun

64 and Wii has techs and tricks, she just plays casually

What the fuck

>>128012956
If you start now you'll finish before her

>>128012843
men cover the entire scale, from both extremely retarded to intelligent while women are all the same

>They aren't even firehopping
>Using insidedrift

I cant believe this, shit run confirmed

Who is this commentator guy? He actually has nice commentary but damn he sounds nervous af

>>128012975
Out

Who is the guy in the chair on the left of the couch?

>>128013043
UH

>>128013060
he's afraid jabba might eat him if he messes up

>>128013051
they said firehopping is slower in 200ccm

>>128012638
Superior multitasking capability and concentration.
Higher levels of myelin (nerve sheathing), responsible for fine motor control and muscle memory (women can reproduce precise movements more regularly than men given equal training).

High myelin levels are also present in many Asians; their being good at vidya isn't just a cultural thing. It's particularly helpful in sports like baseball and golf where you are largely stationary and need to make a very specific, deliberate movement; Tiger Woods, for example, has a mutation that causes higher myelin levels.

Reminder that this whale is what the Rookathon was raising money for. Reminder that people like Ion and Plum are part of the Rookathon. Absolute cancer.

reminder that reddit payed for this run

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Since we're watching a Let's Play what are all of yours favorite Mario Kart game for casual play. Mine's Mario Kart 64.

>>128013023

People complain about every shitty run

>>128013023
good meme my man, at least most of the runs have had some tricks but this is just regular mk play

>Game is called Mario Kart
>Plays as blue Luigi
>In a motorcycle
0/10 someone mercy kill this shit

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>people on /srg/ constantly tell people to go back to /v/
>all /srg/ does is complain all day, every day
>/srg/ is literally /v/

at least she's top3 in the category I guess

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wake me up when the let's plays are over and super metroid starts. decent agdq as a whole but some of these game choices are braindead.

>>128013060
It's natural to be anxious when you talk to a cute girl

My son and his wife are really enjoying this letsplay.

>>128013051
>firehopping

>>128012843
Men and women show different signs when they're on the spectrum. Seriously, go look it up.

Does this game even have interesting tech?

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fun fucking fact
MK8 is actually 59 fps

>>128013023
Most of the other games had skills involved that casual players usually don't have like glitches or stuff like that. I mean you're right, but it's a girl doing a playthrough of a casual babby game at a speedrun event, so yes, i think it's legit to point that out.

>>128013203
They also think everyone new here comes from /v/ and not just from other /vg/ generals and other boards/websites

>>128013256
so what?

>>128013249
Firehopping

[doenst work in 200cc]

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>>128013156
MK8 (with the DLC) is best for casual, DD is by far the best for MP.

>>128013156
Doubledash, purely nostalgia. Got into Mario Kart with 64, and Doubledash was just more good shit.

I wish Nintendo didn't bring in ideas and throw them out though. Should have kept two player karts.

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>Rubber Bane

please god pick up the slack in commentary. its jarring nature is wigging me out.

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>>128012956
>doggy never got a bikersuit
For shame nintendo.
>>128013156
Double Dash by far for normal races, 64 for the battle versus modes.

>>128013360
he said 60fps faggot

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>>128013327
>muh sekrit club

I'm really enjoying this let's play! 200cc really makes it seem like this is a really fast game!

Didn't they mention some techs earlier but she's barely using any of them? The fuck man.

>>128013127
Sounds like they should be better at RTS I guess
men still have the advantage everywhere else

>come back
>girl playing
>pause stream

Reminder that the Rookery, including /v/'s idol Cavememe himself, are responsible for this run.

>>128013203
>4chan is literally 4chan
Yes, anon. Yes it is.

>anything fresh is played in the ass hours of the morning
>days filled with massive amounts of mario/mega man/zelda
nice "event". i know those are the popular things but at least let some other things get a little of the spotlight for one day

>>128013418

which means 64, because really, who plays mario kart multiplayer and actually does races? no one worth shaking hands with.

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>Racer speedrun
>With a girl SO RANDOM XD gamer
Disgusting.

>>128013156
Why don't you show us your times so we can talk about it ?

>>128013430
i muted the stream soon as i heard an aussie you cuck nigger

>>128013230
was fucking up the meme part of your plan?

>>128013256
I was shocked by this too. For an audience full of autists they are not as pedantic as expected.

>neither couch nor runner can speak properly

>>128013016
While it's true that women have slightly longer reaction times, that's only a hindrance in some forms of gaming, few of which apply to speedrunning. Highly rehearsed games where everything is known timing and getting your inputs right don't rely on reaction time. Frame-perfects are entirely prediction; regardless of whether you're a man or a woman, human reaction time isn't ever that low. There's a difference between executing static tricks in something like a Mario platformer (which women should be better at) vs. actually having to react as in a fighting game (where men would be dominant).

If you really want to get into reaction time shit, the brain processes sound much faster than light and reaction speeds follow accordingly. Women have slightly better hearing.

She's one of those people who can't keep her mouth closed. Not just figuratively like she wont stop talking but her mouth hangs open when she's doing anything.

Also the quality of a run seems to be directly related to how often they bring up how difficult it is.

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>>128013548
>have to wake up at 5:30am for work all week
>have a bank job so I can watch twitch and youtube videos while processing accounts
>mfw all the runs this week were comfy and interesting

>still almost an hour of this to go
alright peace call me when speedruns are on

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>open stream
>female runner

closed that shit so fast lol

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Is this the infamous Mario kart that everyone loses their shit for and sells a billion copies? Looks borong as fuck, and barely different from the kartshit I played as a kid

Even Sonic Transformed and Wipeout looks more technical

How is this a speedrun?

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>>128013256
post the one with the banana

Everything they're explaining is basic stuff that you learn while playing this game.

>>128013795
>all the runs
don't lie

>>128013693
this is what i meant by >>128013398

I like what they're saying, but how they're saying it is nerve-wracking.

>>128013795
You can sleep soundly, Bloodborne run is shit.

>Blueglass laughing manically on shit going wrong again

BANNED

>speedrunning a game that has no tricks to speed up
>speedrunning a game that your speed is dictated whether or not the AI behaves

nice n epic

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>mario kart "speed run"
>can't even keep top 5 against the CPU

>>128013819
>alright peace call me when speedruns are on

The next block is TASBot

>speedrunning games literally designed to fuck you over with RNG
At least it is not a jrpg.

WAU

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How long until tumblr starts pretending twitch chat is only cancer when there's a grill playing and that this was the most epicest run in the history of gdqs?

>>128013783
Mouth breather?
>>128013864
It isn't.

>WOW.
That's the only word that is distinguishable.

>>128013865
>no sour cream
>no coconut
terrible taste in donuts

>Female runner
>Choking NONSTOP
>Is fucking terrible
What a shocker, I bet she has a Zelda tattoo.

>>128013929
It's by far the worst category of the game.

>>128014039
It propably happened like half an hour before the run started.

ysg makes this event watchable

>there are people actually listening to the stream audio
>they're not listening to old Vince DiCola songs instead

>>128014075
oh ffs she isn't that bad. so edgy

>>128013576
Races are the most fun imo. Especially in dd where you can coopon a kart.
>>128013592
Dumb facebookfrog poster.

>>128014058
>looking at the donut
omg r u gay ??

>3/3 on that trick
>that has really strict timing
>this is really technical

Now he's talking about how if you don't turn correctly you can run into a wall. Like wow thanks commentary guy, I thought you'd crash right through it and win instantly

>>128014185
is this your first day here

I'm donating 100 dollars, 1 dollar less each time they say
>UH
>WOW
>OH NO

>Runner has 0 world records in Time Trials

This is a bit sad desu

>>128014185
i've never understood people who think this shit unironically
we're on the internet
you can't just put tits or ass in an image and expect me to give a shit, i can go to any one of thousands of sites to get actually explicit shit for free

>>128013854
It is fun with friends, it is designed for that.
>wipeout
Most boring shit ever.
>>128014039
>OMG WHAT DOES TUMBLKR THINK I NEED TO KNOW MY UNDERAGED DRAMA ASS IS TOTALLY NOT OBSESSED
>>>/v/

>>128014149
>that
>edgy
You wouldn't know edgy even if a truck delivering razor blades blaring let the bodies hit the floor slammed into you at high speed.

>>128012774
i dont know about that generally, but mitch is a fucking piece of shit

>>128014149
at least she's not speedrunning a walking/menu simulator, like most grills

not sure you can call this a speedrun, though

>>128013902
You're right. I actually turned off the stream for the Megaman X block. Non-NES Megaman games are awful.

What else was bad? DMC4 was being run by an idiot so that wasn't great. The guy running TMNT 4 missed some really important skip and then fucked it up when he tried to reset so that was embarrassing.

Other than that, all the 7am - 4pm runs were fun to watch.

Nice speedrun :)

>>128014149
>oh ffs she isn't that bad

She is though, this is like watching someone play MK because they only have 1 controller so you have to take turns instead of playing the game properly.

>>128014308
I'm at -224 at this point

>>128014413
thanks

>>128014373
A girl used to have wr in Bayonetta

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naegleria is right, f-zero really is the only racing game worth a damn in speedrunning

>>128014358
get lost
you wouldn't recognize a goddamn edgelord if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucking dick
so just get off my back

If I wanted to watch a let's play I'd watch Pewdiepie or GameGrumps >.>

If /srg/ likes running so much then why does nobody stream

I hope this guy isn't doing stand up for a living because that was quite a flop

>not really a lot happens in this track
Nothing's happened this whole run lmao

>>128014491
Based Maru

For a blind let's play I'd say this is pretty good.

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>they gave a primetime weekend slot to some chav bitch speedrunning mario kart
whose dick did she suck?

>>128014513
>Pewdiepie

is this thing a girl? why are they letting it do a speedrun?

>>128014149
>Hit nonstop by lightening and blue shells
>Has fallen off the track
She is terrible, likely distracted by woman's troubles like her period or Chad boyfriend.

Glad barely anyone is donating during her SHIT run, hopefully she wont be invited back next year, because she fucking sucks shit.

>"There's not much to talk about"
>"I was going to clap but realized my hands are on the controller"

This is how boring the "run" is.

>>128014626

She's a 10/10 in Australia

>>128014609
>Chav
She's an Aussie.

This is shit

>>128014547
this. what the fuck

>>128014626
uh, dont be a racist please

>>128014609
>chav

She's aussie m8

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>>128014491
this is way more cat than i can handle

>>128014637
>sucks shit
probably in because she sucks dicks instead tbqh -_-

>>128014637
you can avoid lightning and blue shells without stars or horns? if so I'll shut right the hell up.

>>128014396
>What else was bad?
Good question. Tomb Raider was pretty dire.

Though mainly the runs have just been kind of bland. The ones that are actually interesting get vastly outnumbered.

I bet shes on the dole

>>128014687
you have to be a major retard to get banned from that cesspool of cancer faggots.

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>>128014685
>>128014735
same thing basically

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>yeah <indistinguishable> harder to do <indistinguishable> 200cc <indistinguishable> 150cc

Don't motion controls give you an advantage in this game?

Seeing a run on the Wii Wheel would at least be interesting to watch.

>>128014759
This haha, wonder if she is thinking about dick right now, most likely. I like all those fucking white knight commentators too.

"Aw poor baby, the GAME messed you up, it wasn't your fault at all. Tis' an issue with the game!"

I'm just staying tuned to see if she can lose a race

>Running this this instead of Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed, which actually has speedrunning tactics

HOW?

>>128014396
FF1 was shit because the runner and his crew just memed and forgot to count the stairs.
>>128014813
Toomb raider was devent with how many skips there were.

ACKSHULLY UH THATS UH NOT TRUE UH

>>128014862
Nah. Don't use words you don't the meaning of desu

>>128014781
they said earlier you can avoid it with coins

Damn, I really want to be part of the MK8 speedrun scene

Is it me or is the donation counter completely frozen? This run sucks from a raising money standpoint too.

>>128014912
bcos its a grill :X*DDD

HAHAHA she fucked up on the leaf shortcut. CHRIST this bitch is bad.

Remember that time when someone brought a buttonmashing running arcade game, and they noticed some pole kid had the wr, so everyone kept trying to beat it in the understream and it was hype as fuck?

Good times

UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

>>128014149
>he ran in the rookery

hey mk8g here. this runner is bad. like.. really really bad. they are doing barely any of the very challenging movement tricks that exist in this game.

>"I didn't do these skip before but uhh now to save time I uhh have to do it..."

Quality runner

>those leafs are hard
Looks to me like you just turned straight into nothing, you dumb bitch

>She can't even do intended shortcuts

Why is this allowed?

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>ACKSHULLEY UH UH UHH

>>128014964
i thought they said you could time it right so you collect the coin right after you get hit instead of dropping it.

uh

http://strawpoll.me/6492324

Important poll

>>128014992
She's Australian ffs yank

How I feel about this entire event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRilNVihw8

this mk8 run is bitchin but the dipshit neckbeard who won't shut the fuck up is ruining it

UHHH UHH I UHH WE UHH ACTUALLY UHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH

jesus fuck shut up

>>128013848
>>128013848
>>128013848
>>128013848
>>128013848
>>128013848
haha yeah I did the same thing lmao

>>128014912
and better tracks, better cast, better OST, way less RNG...

but it's not made by Nintendo so it's way less popular

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>>128014491
Japanese animals are best.

>People can't identify an Australian accent.

>>128015084
maybe i misheard
wasn't paying much attention to be quite tbqh family

she looks unkempt as fuck

like she probably hasn't showered in a week

>>128014912
Mario money

uh uh
uh uh
yea

This run is fucking horrendous and I'm becoming angry at the fact that someone thought having this run in the marathon was a good idea.

>>128014992
Commonwealth, maybe, but she's Ausland, m8. And by thick you mean fat, right?

When can we start speedrunning again? 45 minutes later?

I am tempted to take this WR if all runners are this bad

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>a lot of people don't know sand has different physics
nigger I've never played the game and I just assumed it did BECAUSE IT'S A RACING GAME AND IT'S SAND

I can't wait to use these tips and tricks online against my friends thanks to this let's play!

>ACKSHULLY
>UH
>150CC
>200CC
>50CC
>200CC
>150CC
>UH
>200CC
>ACTUALLY
>200CC
>ACTUALLY
>UHH
>150CC
>200CC
>ACTUALLY
>150CC

This commentary is somehow even worse than the "BASICALLY" runner

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>Hit a wall
FUCKING HELL she is horrible, can't even do normal shit.
>Hit by another shell
Losing my shit here, worst speed runner of AGDQ2016.

I also love how she isn't commenting because she doesnt know shit, has the guy who knows how to play talk about it.

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>>128015193

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>>128015182

>>128015182
You mean Americans.

Aight, these last two courses have been pretty piss poor. I tried to give her a chance and she fails.

>>128014813
Well lets go over what was good.

>Darksiders 2
>Transformers: Devastation
>RE Remaster
>Aladdin
>Lion King
>Hat in Time
>Snapshot
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
>D&D
>Metroid Prime
>Crazy Taxi 2
>the whole Sonic Block
>Ninja Gaiden 2&3
>DA: Origins
>Blind Punch-Out
>Secret of Mana
>Pokemon block

That's pretty good, I think.

>>128015158
Agreed 100%.

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What's with the impotent nerd rage guys

when it's a guy doing a shit run it's a shit run but when it's a female it's because all girls are whores

>>128014687
Fuck off dumb facebook frog poster. You and your other underaged friends are killing everything good on this site.

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Guys I missed the ratchet and clank speedrun how was it

>>128015223
thats very smart of you anime

>>128015238
UHHH

>>128015182
>brits move to an island
Surprise they still sound the same!

>>128015220
no. the runners of mk8 are godly. you have no idea how fucking dedicated some of them are. this runner is not even top 100.

watch the demos here if you want to see how optimized this game is:

http://mkwrs.com/

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>>128015320

>you wouldn't fuck an australian girl
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/

>>128015182
Gonna let you in on a secret
No one actually cares about accents but Brits
I've got a bunch of British friends and whenever they hear someone else's accent they're jumping all over each other trying to guess wher they're from. And if there's a character in a TV show or videogame with a British or _______ accent, they're always critiquing it
>oh that sounds more like south wales, you wouldn't hear a real devontonian pronounce queue like that
The rest of the world just does not give a shit. You all sound the same, Upsidedownies included. Deal with it.

>>128015254
kill all niggers

black lives matter as much as fecal matter

>>128015334
Better than this dumb bitch.

>>128015314
White knight.

>Ummm
>uhh
>uhhhh
>um
>uuuuh
>Ummmm
>Uhhh
>200cc
>Ummm
>Um
>Uh
>uhhhh
>um
>uuuuh
>Ummmm
>Uhhh
>Ummm
>Um
>Uh

http://www.speedrun.com/mk8#32_Tracks

>Shes 3rd

>commentator actually trying to justify walking into banana peels and fucking up intended shortucts

>>128015334
Operatic.

game on

That middle guy on the couch... is he the GameXplain person who does Cool Bits? I had to check and it's unusually similar.

Maybe they explained something like that already and I missed it.

>>128015238
UHHHHHHHH

>>128015379
We sound nothing like. Pull the burgers out of your ears mate.

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>>128014687
Nope, I don't go to that shithole.

I was banned from here until yesterday for saying dicks are delicious, though

>>128015289
Good list but needs Blast Corps

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>>128015314

>>128015334
Watched it on the replay this morning, if you're a fan of the speedrun I'd say worth. Plus the chat spam "THIS USED TO BE A OPERA STREAM" getting nuked was p funny

>>128015334
I liked it.

>>128015432
>Maybe she'll have sex with me if I defend how shit she is.

guys i have an awesome plan

in 30 seconds everyone reply to this saying UHH

>>128015289
Lagoon and OoT Master Quest were both good because PJ and ZFG are based

>even good players at this game miss that turn
atleast be honest and say you fucked up

>EVEN GOOD PLAYERS

LMAO

>can't turn
THIS IDIOT HOLY SHIT

>>128015421
>200cc
>the mode no one runs
ho ho

>>128015549
UHH

>>128015549
are you going to screencap it and post it to facebook no thanks I wont fuel your autism

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>even good players miss that turn

>>128015158
No one likes furfags. Tell sega to stop making bad sonic games and people may give a shit.

>>128015513
I was only talking about what was from 7am to 4pm this week. I basically only watched it at work.

>>128015549
UHH

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BLUE HELL

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>this is what they call a speedrun nowadays

just to reiterate she is not good at this game, actual speedruns are much more difficult

>>128015421
1h 05m 21s
So this will be over estimate then

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>Stupid dumb bitch fucks up again
>White Knight commentator
>"EVERYONE misses that EVERYONE"
God I wish I was there, I'd just take his mic and tell her how shit she is, likely make the bitch cry.

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make her stop please

>that was an average Rainbow Road... b-but better than mine!
my sides what a betamax

>>128015643
i was trying to make a meme you cuck

>>128015623
why don't people run the fastest mode?

>>128015289

Uhh, Splatoon was good

>>128015289
>tfw missed all of them and have only seen shit

>>128015334
Why not ask on >>>/trash/

>literally
>uhhhh

Mario Kart 8 confirmed too difficult for humans, 200cc is tas only now.

>>128015752
9/10 at gdq

BASIC LEE was the best twitch meme imo

>>128015393
Typical Clapistani, needs to justify his own stupidity.

Next you're going to tell me you can't tell the difference between Korean, Chinese and Japanese.

>tune into agdq for the first time this week
>some beardless hagrid thing that cant speak properly is "speedrunning" Mario kart
>guy on couch can't be quiet
how do you guys watch this shit?

>>128015752
>her
oh my

>>128015783
because the minimal speedtech in this game doesn't work in 200cc so it's literally just a fast let's play

>>128015752
UHH

This reminds me of that NSMB Wii lets play they did with that dudes wife at gdq.

>>128015752
What an ugly bitch.

>>128015880
deffo

>>128015880
*words*

>>128015289
Origins was a joke and Super Castlevania 4 was great

>>128015752
gooday m'mammoth *tip*

>>128015289
prince of persia
2p metroid
ohon and duckfist did good mega runs but they are getting kind of played out

Why are they continually cocksucking the volunteers on stream? They're volunteers.Tell them thank you in private or give them something.

How bad is this run compared to the IL's? Why not run with EZ CPU's?

Chances UHHllc makes 1.5m? 0%

Chances UHHllc makes 1.0m with real donations? 33%

Chances UHHllc makes 1.0m with "real" donations? 100%

wtf this is a woman?