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I need pictures of squids brushing their teeth.
>putting Mario Galaxy into the 5 AM block after 5 hours of MM
>implying memes can pass by this general undetected
This is the meme thread after all
I think that's the only pornography I've seen where Callie actually enjoys the sex. Normally it's either rape or painful.
Not saying the alternatives are good, in fact I hated them; it's just if I'm going to see sweet little Callie get defiled I'd rather she be happy about it.
For the record Taka-Michi's Callie doesn't count, she's obviously enjoying it too much.
Callie is a pure girl!
The purest and the cutest and the softest and the strongest! But very very easily corruptable.
Shes a bad influence on Marie.
Yes, her purity may damage Marie's unstoppable lewdness.
It would have to be two matters from the same company.
So why Coke vs Sprite hasn't been done yet is beyond me.
Though I would LOVE a Ferrari vs Lamborghini fest.
Afraid of and annoyed by are two very different things. I have to go within their range to splat, and I get tired of 360 noscope one-shots.
Only if you play really shit range weapons.
Sexual dimorphism bro.
The female squids are bigger and stronger.
>tfw we'll never see Callie in her athletic Woomy years
>rapid blaster+dynamo+splatling deco+96 deco
>vs 96 deco+tentatek+krak-on+krak-on
real fucking fair game
I love the blatant jap favoritism in ranked as they get perfect team comps and way better players than me 9/10 games
Back again with a new Straw Poll for a new thread <3
If you compare their ingame models, they tower over the Woomies and Spagbols.
This could be to do with the aforementioned sexual dimorphism, but it's probably just because they're adults. Remember the common squid is only 14; they're obviously towards their mid-20's.
>C- to B+
>bobbing up and down in my bed/seat, having a fucking blast
>B+ to A+
>yelling "KILL THAT FUCKING FAGGOT" "DO YOUR JOB I FUCKING SWEAR" "I HATE YOU PEOPLE FUCK" and punching the wall when we lose
I'm turning into a big autistic fucking faggot over a game that I absolutely love.
Maybe I should just not play ranked for awhile.
But Turf Wars is lame compared to the other modes...
It's like that sadly. I remember finishing every game with a grin on my face, now it's just stress and rage.
I've reached my ideal Rank, and now I just main Turf War. I've set my sights instead on unlocking slots for all the gear and maxing points on certain weapons.
You see this picture of Captain Cuttlefish?
The bird on the left to him is an Eurasian Tree Sparrow. Here is a pretty accruate height chart of Captain Cuttle to the Squid Sisters:
Now here is the bird comparded a human
The Woomys are tiny boys, sorry Macrophilias.
Now I site my sources: Credit to 11Slimeade11 https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/3tzd98/callie_and_marie_are_surprisingly_tall/
Meant to include this picture for reference.
An Octarian scroll states that Inklings can vertically jump 5 feet, conveniently your maximum jump height is the extent of your own height.
Unless you want to argue they're referring to Super Jumps, in which case they'd be a few inches tall.
Oh wow, that drawfriend. Didn't know they had it in them.
What is an inkling's natural state; a kid or a squid?
>Jumping 5 feet is automatically talking about your base jump.
>if you kill them they will die
Japanese players wouldn't die even if you killed them
Is Luna Blaster the official choice of super faggy homo butts?
I hope you're still here anon
Here you go
Why are there so many Marie lewds and so little of Callie?
I'm not happy with it.
Like sugar hearts.
This. Callie is for hugs and violence, not lewd.
In Inklings mindset, that's basically what tentacles are. Giant, tubular, erotic appendages hanging off your head.
Consequently despite being petite as a button, Callie is stacked as hell.
My sister made a new account and just reached S rank at level 21, is that a record or something?
Callie IS lewd. She just doesn't DO anything lewd. It's one of those rare instances of unconditional lewdness.
Futuremen get out the splatfest isn't til like next week or something.
>Tfw you can't meet future dinosaurs
>yfw they reveal details on the history of Inklings
Hosting Squads again!
Any weapon/rank welcome.
2 spots left
I will not be streaming this time, I might turn on the stream a bit later.
I planned it.
Brushes are for feeble cowards that can't lift.
They sure are.
The ones that are made entirely out of ink are pretty gross though.
But they're still fucking evil and NEED TO DIE
Unfortunately all of that is retracted by the fact they're being worn by filthy Octopus.
finally made it to S
am i fresh now?
I was so proud. =(
kelp charger a best
I'd like you to work on your sniping abilities before I play with you. At your current level, you would probably cost us some games with missed shots and just by exposing yourself.
why does gold even matter?
What if I spent my time not roll scumming and getting a good roll on every outfit piece in the game?
Just because someone doesnt horde up useless game units doesnt mean theyre less able than you.
Im tired of this stupid meme
>you would probably cost us some games
>not having fun
eat fucking shit anon
let me know if you sent a friend request
>Picking the side with fewer noobs is a viable tactic.
Only once most of the skilled players follow suit (which they unfortunately do)
I'd like to see more sweeps but that's unlikely to happen unless the themes are that ambiguous that skilled players don't know which team to abandon.
>I've set my sights instead on unlocking slots for all the gear and maxing points on certain weapons.
That's what I do too.
Though I hardly have much trouble with ranked while playing. I just can't be bothered to obtain the DETERMINATION to get to S+99
Look who the meme is now.
Allow you to trade kill with them at least.
I miss pre Luna Blaster Tower Control. I rose a bunch of easy ranks thanks to everyone not anticipating Ink Mines due to people laughing at an Aerospray RG even being considered for Ranked. Then the Luna Blaster made the RG obsolete even there.
Rehosting new rotation!
Any weapon/rank welcome.
literally all weve gotta do is stop being cannon fodder. if theyve got the fish, jumping in front and hoping for a quick kill doesnt really do it. just find some ink and wait for them to pass by. i cant tell you how easy it is to kill the carrier that way, they dont even expect it.
if youre talking about how i put a beakon near the volcano its just so when they slip by you dont have to jump to spawn, i drop em in a spot where you can easily kill the carrier before they reach the end.
If you listen to Calamri Inkantaion on the 3ds theme with headphones in
You can hear just Marie singing by listening to the right,
and just Callie singing by listening to the left
Probably, it's the first time I noticed it though.
I thought it was pretty neat since it's rare to hear Marie singing on her own
please to be and make GOOD splatoon stream
talk right with game into chat
GGs squad, last game for me today.
No I ended the stream.
This! Ambushing is a wonderful tactic. And one you're forced to learn if you don't quickly jump on the decent ranged shooters and have to feel the struggles of short ranged shooters and small rollers.
>nearly win in tower control
>we literally got on the tower first opportunity and rode it to their base
>team mate decides to jump off and go on a kill spree
>just have a 2 minute kill spree
I got the worst fucking Japanese team in S rank
>.96 Gal is lowest and died the most
>I'm a blaster that is the only one in the damn tower
>Splattershots Jr is in their base playing shits and giggles
>Our roller is playing turf war
IM ALL THE WAY TO FYCKING 9 BECAUSE OF THESE SHITS
> That shade of blue
> Those convenient matching slots
Ggs, man. Show us your gear when you get it.
Going to eat now, shabu squad. Had a lot of fun guys, ggs!
>special charge up and swim speed on vanilla splatling
>want at least one extra strength sub on my strength head gear
>get a triple roll of special dur up and quick super jump
>dont have any other main strength head gears
Do I reroll one of them or should I just wait to get more main strength head gears?
I only have snorkel and squash headband
i use swim speed on vanilla splatling because super jumping is almost always a death wish for non-minis against a competent team
i'd much rather a slightly slower path to the firefight than to jump in and take the 90% chance of death risk
I'd squad with you but mom's streaming on her TV again and since the last update the game finally penalizes me severely enough to ruin the experience for me on my end when my packets aren't updating fast enough or whatever.
I can ink turf, but the game won't let me splat anyone when mom's streaming. It just makes the noise over and over again but they stay alive.
should've specified i wasn't the guy you replied to
this is the set i use, the QR and SS subs replaced by two more run speed
>i don't use splatling
you had me going up until that
How do i not get wrecked by dynamo rollers? That splash range is insane.
My level 13 pooper was pained by the lvl 45 dicking. I am using a jet squelcher.
I tried that.
I basically just backpedal after every flick and return fire, but its feels like wack-a-mole. I just need to hit a moving target more reliably or lrn2 predict i guess
S+ is seriously the worst rank.
Japanese players playing 5 seconds ahead of you and absolute shitters who cant even get one kill in the same lobby.
Results are really no different from tosing a coin.
Fuck this shit im not playing solo ever again
sorry about that, squad
Hero Headset Replica
Sailor Stripes Tee
Blue Moto Boots
Purple Sea Slugs if you don't want Ink Res.
You want at least one Main Saver. Gives you one more charge after throwing a Splash Wall.
i've actually been trying to roll triple run on the headband so i can get triple ink saver main on the shirt
it hasn't been very successful so far and i prefer the look of the headband over the hero headset
A Japanese player is running around in the level and pretty much showing off the stage to all the other top Japanese players and gathering ideas of how best to play the stage on release so they don't have to waste time in recon and the ton of burger stacks that decide to just jump into the fray get outdone by japs who already know what they're doing.
Starting a squad.
Join! Bully squibs! Earn money! Ride the tower!
>time machine built
>callie goes back in time to meet humans
>ends up getting raped and abused by various black men from detroit
if she isn't killedher PTSD becomes even more damaging to her mental health
>can barely do news broadcasts anymore without breaking down
>implying someone as strong as callie would be able to fight off the hordes of niggers in detroit
while she may not be broken she'll no longer see why callie is broken and lose all sympathy for her, driving callie to consider offing herself from lack of support from her dear cousin
Just because they can't swim doesn't mean they are completely adverse to water into and of itself.
>you will never try to break Marie by raping her only to realize that her sexual lust is way too much for you to handle
>you will never be broken by Marie's reverse rape and turned into her personal toy
Why even wake up anymore...
Yeah but now there a semi-canon basis for it.
Here's one super jumping like a fucking retard
i want to buy this manmenmei some stealth jump shoes
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't use boost in ranked battles
I don't think this is true. I stop getting Yeahs after the first day at the longest, and if that was true I think far more of the people who show up in your lobby after you've played with them would have SOMETHING over them.