/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Agent 3 is cute!

Sex with Agent 3!

We should get a Jedi vs Sith Splatfest

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Agent 1 and Agent 2 and Agent 3 and some boy!

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first for lolisquid

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Subsequently for mature, wholesome ladysquids

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>thread is kill

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>>127981142
But then you posted in it so now it's not anymore. Yay!

>>127981236
He almost put his shoe on his head

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>>127981214
you have a point

>>127980892
Light Side vs Dark Side would make more sense, given try as they might, Squids can't be Jedi.

>>127981496
That's racist

>>127981496
I'm sure theres a squid jedi, it probably dead though

>>127981570
Cephalopods don't have midiclorians

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>>127981661

>>127981651
What about Captain Cuttlefish? He seems pretty 'grand master'.

>>127981710
That's it Marie, stand up for your right to be a Star Wars!

>>127981762
Damn you right, he hiding

the circlejerk in the discord is le epic

>>127981086
absolutely disgusting. ugh.

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I need pictures of squids brushing their teeth.

>>127981236
>no one there

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>>127982442
>putting Mario Galaxy into the 5 AM block after 5 hours of MM

>>127982495
it's such a good game, wish it got a better timeslot

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>>127982314
Hey, don't be that guy.

>>127982719
hm?

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>>127981920
But is he a Jedi? Or a Sith?

>>127982239
>discord meme has reached /ink/ too
Is nothing sacred?

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>>127983761
>implying memes can pass by this general undetected

This is the meme thread after all

>>127981236
Havent been watching the past couple days since the game list and runner list looked boring as hell, anything good I miss in the past couple days by any chance?

>>127983843
The Splatoon run is actually pretty good

>>127983829
This isnt a meme thread, this is a Splatoon thread

>>127983843
2dos and toufool ran stuff
AoE was cool
Hotline Miami was cool
Both LoZs were amazing

>>127983843
The best run so far has been Sonic Lost World

>>127984068
this, maximum comfy

>Just spent the past hour looking up Squid porn

>>127985657

Find anything good?

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>>127985657

Is the sloshing machine neo the most expensive weapon?

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>>127985990
custom hydra is more

>>127986106
>worthless hunk of metal
>almost costs as much as a full roll

>>127986278
let's pray the cost+level requirement puts off squibs from buying it and ruining every splatfest game they play

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>>127985982
I think that's the only pornography I've seen where Callie actually enjoys the sex. Normally it's either rape or painful.

>>127986278
>Tentakek costs 2000 and is one of the best guns in the game

is sloshing machine fixed yet
is it an actual slosher now or is still a casual's charger?

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>>127986382

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>>127986471
I have no idea what you think you're saying but I'm pretty sure you're incredibly confused about something.

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>>127986471

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>>127986473
Not saying the alternatives are good, in fact I hated them; it's just if I'm going to see sweet little Callie get defiled I'd rather she be happy about it.

For the record Taka-Michi's Callie doesn't count, she's obviously enjoying it too much.

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>>127986382
Callie is a pure girl!

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>>127986781
The purest and the cutest and the softest and the strongest! But very very easily corruptable.

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>>127986874
Shes a bad influence on Marie.

>>127986781
>Artist draws Marie with whopping great titties
>Draws Callie with asscheeks fit for a goddess
>Draws Callie pulling her shirt up and Marie showing off her bum
Fuck you

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>>127986984
Yes, her purity may damage Marie's unstoppable lewdness.

>>127986471

> Hydra
> A casual's charger

Are you incapable of thinking for yourself, assessing things and forming your own opinions, or what?

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>>127987219
>Hydra

>>127987219
What

>>127986564
>>127986576
>>127986673
>>127987219
>>127987330
>>127987562
baited :^)

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>>127987609

Why do NA and EU never get sponsored fests when the nips have had like 3?

I want to battle out Android vs. Iphone for the glory of our corporate overlords

>>127987836
how about no

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>>127987765
It would have to be two matters from the same company.
So why Coke vs Sprite hasn't been done yet is beyond me.

Though I would LOVE a Ferrari vs Lamborghini fest.

>>127987931
Naturally meant to reply to this champion >>127987836

>entire plaza is full of sub-level 20 squids talking about not living in the past, making the future better, spengbab maymays etc

Team Past it is

>>127988296
I'm choosing Future, because I refuse to play against a countless sea of Luna Blasters.

>>127988296
>letting others influence your decision

>>127988420
>Being afraid of Lunas in Turf War

>>127988420
Are Lunas even that scary in Turf War?

>>127988296
told you it would be the designated squib team

>>127988480
Afraid of and annoyed by are two very different things. I have to go within their range to splat, and I get tired of 360 noscope one-shots.
>>127988498
Only if you play really shit range weapons.

>>127988462
It's called knowing your team. Picking the side with fewer noobs is a viable tactic.

I just tried Calamari; it's not bad.

>>127987931
Two fests Marie would both win, great.

>>127989042
Was half of it unbearably salty?

the deadest

Nami hasn't been in my plaza in weeks :(

>>127992428
Squids can't die anon. They just pop and get put back together.

>>127992790
How do you kill a woomy permamently?

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>>127992428
post spaghetti

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>>127993030
Woomy > Spaghetti

>>127993026
Call her mean names.

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>>127993148
Sexual dimorphism bro.
The female squids are bigger and stronger.

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>>127993390
I want a big strong woomy nee-san.

why did they skip rainmaker for shit zones again

>>127993506
Japs suck at RM so they skip it as often as possible.

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>>127993504
>tfw we'll never see Callie in her athletic Woomy years

>rapid blaster+dynamo+splatling deco+96 deco
>vs 96 deco+tentatek+krak-on+krak-on

real fucking fair game

I love the blatant jap favoritism in ranked as they get perfect team comps and way better players than me 9/10 games

>>127994067
>no Scoped E-Liter

Not a true jap meta team

>>127994067
everyone knows that rank S and up is all luck.

Nobody ever carries consistently when your opponents aren't completely braindead children.

>>127993205
How do you insult a Woomy?

>>127994289
call her a handsome spaghetti

>>127994067
which team is meant to be the worse one here exactly because they both seem fine

>>127994373
it was underpass so no splatling+rapid blaster is not fucking fine

>>127994432
>underpass
>struggling with anything that isn't a charger

How?

>>127994432
since when are splatlings bad on underpass, do you even play them

The future will only reap more degeneracy, the past is the way to go.

>>127995195
I'll take any excuse I can get.

>>127993390
is that why i lose?

because my inkling is a spaghetti?

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Back again with a new Straw Poll for a new thread <3

http://strawpoll.me/6490070

>it's my birthday today
>going to spend it bullying squibs and japs in TW

>>127996139
Playing a black spaghetti is pretty much asking to have all japs on your teams dc from your team on purpose.

>>127996225
But if generic squids are five foot then they'd be six foot six.

>>127996442
this, dumb poll

>>127996442
That's impossible, they are much shorter then that, I can try to prove it too! I beileve there is a way of telling how tall they are.

>>127997030

Then prove it.

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>watch scarth last vod
>that voice chat

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>>127997030
If you compare their ingame models, they tower over the Woomies and Spagbols.

This could be to do with the aforementioned sexual dimorphism, but it's probably just because they're adults. Remember the common squid is only 14; they're obviously towards their mid-20's.

>C- to B+
>bobbing up and down in my bed/seat, having a fucking blast

>B+ to A+
>yelling "KILL THAT FUCKING FAGGOT" "DO YOUR JOB I FUCKING SWEAR" "I HATE YOU PEOPLE FUCK" and punching the wall when we lose

I'm turning into a big autistic fucking faggot over a game that I absolutely love.
Maybe I should just not play ranked for awhile.
But Turf Wars is lame compared to the other modes...

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>>127997558
It's like that sadly. I remember finishing every game with a grin on my face, now it's just stress and rage.
I've reached my ideal Rank, and now I just main Turf War. I've set my sights instead on unlocking slots for all the gear and maxing points on certain weapons.

Anyone actually going for that Splatoon concert?

Does someone have scans of the art book?
I'd like to see these Bunny characters.

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>>127997336
http://cdn.wikimg.net/splatoonwiki/images/e/e5/Cuttlefish_in_manhole.jpg

You see this picture of Captain Cuttlefish?
The bird on the left to him is an Eurasian Tree Sparrow. Here is a pretty accruate height chart of Captain Cuttle to the Squid Sisters:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/43c9902c103ea4617919f435141f073a/tumblr_ntln6xJrv71rgg0w9o2_500.png

Now here is the bird comparded a human
http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/montan.jpg

The Woomys are tiny boys, sorry Macrophilias.

Now I site my sources: Credit to 11Slimeade11 https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/3tzd98/callie_and_marie_are_surprisingly_tall/

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>>127998959
Meant to include this picture for reference.

>>127999034
The Woomies are directly stated to being five feet tall.
Sorry microphilias.

>>127999034
The credits images also show a Spaghetti cleaning the shark Octoweapon with a giant toothbrush
They are fanart by the art directors; hardly a reliable judge of canon

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>>127999415

>>127998959
Surely somebody on Tumblr or something has scanned it by now?

>>127999883
An Octarian scroll states that Inklings can vertically jump 5 feet, conveniently your maximum jump height is the extent of your own height.
Unless you want to argue they're referring to Super Jumps, in which case they'd be a few inches tall.

>>128000000
What's this

>>128000476
a wasted get

>>128000476
I'm still proud of our one.

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>>127993504
Big
Booby
Woomy

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>>128000814
Oh wow, that drawfriend. Didn't know they had it in them.

>>127999883
>there are people in this very thread who didn't get every scroll

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What is an inkling's natural state; a kid or a squid?

>>128002038

Whichever one you're more comfortable fapping to, I suppose.

>>128002038
They're born as squids, so I guess the squid would be their default.

>>128001775
There are probably people in this very thread that didn't even play the hero mode.

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>>128001775
>Jumping 5 feet is automatically talking about your base jump.

>>128002550
What are you trying to say?

>all 4 of my IR shoes have abilities on them I use
>want another IR shoe with something else
>no more updates after jan

splat2n when

>>128003339
theres 5 pairs

>>128003339
>splat2n when

It'll be on the NX.

>>128003428
oh fuck i can make one more shoe

>blaster indirects you
>get stuck in ink
>they get a free kill
So what did this nerf do, exactly?

>>128004297
Would you prefer it if they'd killed you instantly?

>>128004736
What would the difference be?

>>128004782
You have more time to shoot and kill them. Try that next time.

>>128004840
Does it matter when Japanese bullets come out of their dead bodies?

>>128005045
Do you just suck at games or something? Kill them. At any costs. They'll die.

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>>128005164
>if you kill them they will die
Japanese players wouldn't die even if you killed them

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Is Luna Blaster the official choice of super faggy homo butts?

>>127997558
Turf Wars after rank rage is actually quite refreshing.

>>128005815
Only in TC

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I hope you're still here anon
Here you go

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Why are there so many Marie lewds and so little of Callie?
I'm not happy with it.

>>128008442
Disgusting long mutant tentacles turn people off.

>>128008714
I think you mean granny color tentacles.

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>>128008714
no

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

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>>128009024
I want to bury my face in them

>Bread playing Splatoon again

>>128009323
Are there any other Splatoon streamers worth a damn?

>>128009372
For entertainment? No since dude like rarely streams anymore

>>128009145
me too.
do you think they would smell nice?

>>128008442
>wanting an innocent pure bae like her to be defiled with porn
no

>>128009670
When the first lewd has already been drawn, no effect will come out of more.

>>128008207
Thanks anon!

>>128009323
With the most cringeworthy commentary ever. How can anyone fucking watch this? He's trying so hard to be entertaining but it's simply just not working.

>>128010336
The moment he got sub button we could tell he was trying too hard

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>>128009548
Like sugar hearts.

>>128009670
This. Callie is for hugs and violence, not lewd.

>d/c 7 times in a row within 20 seconds of game

anyone else having this?

>wake up
>check twitter
>oh shit
>come here
>check thread
>oh god
>log in splatoon
>in plaza
>nothing
>reset router because reasons
>still nothing
did I seriously miss splatfest?

>>128011427
Bummer bro, if only you'd got here sooner. Future won.

>>128011427
Future won

>>128011427
Past lost.

>>128008918
Pretty hot
in a lot of art her tentacles look like titties desu

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>>128011878
In Inklings mindset, that's basically what tentacles are. Giant, tubular, erotic appendages hanging off your head.
Consequently despite being petite as a button, Callie is stacked as hell.

Anyone know why my gamepad smells like lube?

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>>128012170

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My sister made a new account and just reached S rank at level 21, is that a record or something?

>>128012170
ass the controller bro

>>128012637
Nah, I got there at level 14. Tell her to get gud.

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>>128011427
yeah future won

>>127996353

I've seen more Japanese black squids than ones with Western names and some have been male

>>128000123

Nope. There's scans but not a full cover to cover

Splatfesttttt

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>>128008442
Callie IS lewd. She just doesn't DO anything lewd. It's one of those rare instances of unconditional lewdness.

Star Trek vs Jurassic Park get hype

>>128015110
When does it start?

>>128015229
16th

>>128015043
When does it start?

>>128015310
16th

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FUUUUUUTUUUUURE

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Futuremen get out the splatfest isn't til like next week or something.

>Tfw you can't meet future dinosaurs

>>128015749
I was gonna say, haven't even heard the bants yet.

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>>128015834
>yfw they reveal details on the history of Inklings

SQUID SISTERS CONFIRMED L-LEWD!

CALLIE WANTS TO RIDE A DINOSAUR AND MARIE WANTS TO MASSAGE HERSELF WITH A SMARTPHONE!

WHERE ARE THE DRAWFAGS?!

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I wish it could be me

>>128016169
First I need art of Callie taming a Tyrannosaurus through cuddles.

>>128015298
>>128015440
When does it start?

>>128016598
See
>>128016256
Date and time's at the top.

>>128016665
Fuck you Ika Musume

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Hosting Squads again!

Any weapon/rank welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>128016958
Can I suck your dick on the stream

>>128016958
BUT IM ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP

EVERY TIME

>>128016539

I need art of Callie riding a T-rex and ordering it to take her closer as she wants to hit it with her brush

how populated is splatoon currently?
thingken of buying it?

>>128017293
It's still going pretty strong

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2 spots left

>>128017040
I will not be streaming this time, I might turn on the stream a bit later.

>>128017053
I planned it.

>>128017293
about 90 quid

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>>128017118
Brushes are for feeble cowards that can't lift.

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>>128018050
They sure are.
The ones that are made entirely out of ink are pretty gross though.

i love kelly

>>128018050
>>>/g/

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Octos are cute!

>>128017293

Westerners are increasing. the odds of having Western players make up the majority of the lobbies you're in is much higher

>fell in the water

>>128019251
They still have shitty connections though.

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>>128019164
They are.
But they're still fucking evil and NEED TO DIE

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>>128019164
Fuck off

>>128019652
its the breastplates + spats + exposed tummy tbqh

Why are an octolings suckers on the outside when inklings are on the inside?

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>>128019981
Unfortunately all of that is retracted by the fact they're being worn by filthy Octopus.

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finally made it to S
am i fresh now?

>>128020230
shut the fuck up retard

>>128020263
>rainbow children's shoes
no

>>128020019
Suckers on head = suckers of head
Octolings suck dicks

>>128020263
>sub 1 million g
>ugly squib

Not fresh

>>128020650
>squib
Don't use a word if you don't know what it means.

Post your squidkid.

FUCK
KRAKENS

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>>128020369
Whaaaaa

>>128021017
y-you first

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>>128020387
>>128020650
I was so proud. =(

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>>128021017
kelp charger a best

>>128021516
I haven't played in months.

>>128020863
>no level 50

It's a squib

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>>128021017

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Goodnight /ink/!
Goodnight Callie.

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>>128021017

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>>128021017

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>>128021017

>>128021604

You should be proud it's hard work now S+

anyone wanna squad?
-shabu

>>128023307
I'd like you to work on your sniping abilities before I play with you. At your current level, you would probably cost us some games with missed shots and just by exposing yourself.

>>128020650
why does gold even matter?
What if I spent my time not roll scumming and getting a good roll on every outfit piece in the game?
Just because someone doesnt horde up useless game units doesnt mean theyre less able than you.
Im tired of this stupid meme

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>>128021860
Nice, i like it.

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>>128023518
>you would probably cost us some games
>not having fun

eat fucking shit anon

>get in game
>pls wait 2 min 30 sec to play
>wait
>play
>get in another game
>pls wait some more
fuck this shit why is there no exit button

>>128023546
Because you don't need those subs. There was a guy here that just climbed through to S+ with shit clothes

>>128023518
fuck off

>>128023692
Winning is fun. Narrowly losing to japs is is not fun.

>>128023730

Are they shit or do they mesh with his playstyle

I'm sorry squad

>>128023920
Not upgraded so probably shit. It was a new account

>>128023873
I think its time you gave up splatoon and took up CSGO or a tactical shooter.

>>128023730
I dont need them
But im not going to bother hording up gold when I can use them
Thats a stupid excuse to glorify your e-wallet in a game about squids and kids

>>128024145

You only need 2 or 3 abilities to play most weapons/playstyles optimally. Heck I've seen people just stack one ability. 3 mains worth of any ability is good enough

>>128024358
Found the autism.

hi sailor
wanna squad?

>>128024501
thats cute

Good games geno

>>128020230
I want to suck on an Octolings vagina

man fuck .96 gal

>>128024820
2 sailor !!

man I'm playing like shit

>Sorry squad
>Fags wont touch the rainmaker

GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER

>>128022252
>jacket has RAF insignia
No you're not a German.

>>128026849
I always do something stupid when I do so I usually avoid it

>>128026849
I avoid that shit like its hot garbage.
Instead I always make a path for the person who does grab it by either going into Kraken form or otherwise just shooting up a path.

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>>127994432
>splatling
>not fine on urchin

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SHABUSHABU SQUAD
NNID: gorillaglacier
let me know if you sent a friend request

>>128027519
gimme a minute, in a solo game right now

>>128027519
I'll join

>>128027728
>>128027519
sent ;)

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What do I name my squid amiibo, /ink/?

>>128028610
Krakentoa

>>128028610
Squilliam

>>128028610
Le Kraken Man

>>128028979
>>128028979
this

>>127986106
>>127988575
>Picking the side with fewer noobs is a viable tactic.
Only once most of the skilled players follow suit (which they unfortunately do)
I'd like to see more sweeps but that's unlikely to happen unless the themes are that ambiguous that skilled players don't know which team to abandon.

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>>128028785
bionicles reference?

>>127993554
I hear they actually hate Splat Zones the most.

>>127997768
>I've set my sights instead on unlocking slots for all the gear and maxing points on certain weapons.
That's what I do too.

Though I hardly have much trouble with ranked while playing. I just can't be bothered to obtain the DETERMINATION to get to S+99

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>>128029734

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>>128030317

what the fuck

>>128000476
It would be hilarious if a get like that wound up on a new thread naturally.

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>>128000718
Look who the meme is now.

>>128029734
Krakatoa is a volcano. Kraken is a special in Splatoon

>>128004297
Allow you to trade kill with them at least.

>>128005986
I miss pre Luna Blaster Tower Control. I rose a bunch of easy ranks thanks to everyone not anticipating Ink Mines due to people laughing at an Aerospray RG even being considered for Ranked. Then the Luna Blaster made the RG obsolete even there.

>>128029734
there's no group that ends in Toa. They all start with Toa. and it was Krakatoa i was talking about senpai

>>128011609
>>128011643
>>128011695
>>128011878
Despicable.

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>>128031216
>>128031261
my bad then

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Any squads going on ?? Or anyone want to squad?

i came to this general for the cute

>>128032156
>>>>booru.splatoon.ink

>>128032156
look in a mirror

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>>128032156
The cute idols?

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

WHAT THE FUCK

ggs squad
thanks for joining
wanna play more?

gg shabu squad, i think I'll stick with solo, that shit was awful

>>128032542
im not gonna say wrong decisions were made, but

wrong decisions were made

Holy crap Arowana Mall is back

Well, that was utterly miserable, SHABU squad.
But I'm still up for more of our asses getting handed to us by S+ Japs though, if you guys are.

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Rehosting new rotation!

Any weapon/rank welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>128032854
literally all weve gotta do is stop being cannon fodder. if theyve got the fish, jumping in front and hoping for a quick kill doesnt really do it. just find some ink and wait for them to pass by. i cant tell you how easy it is to kill the carrier that way, they dont even expect it.

>>128032968
Ill play a couple more b4 going to eat

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>>128032842

>>128032842
Don't scare me like that you piece of shit

>>128032808
Did you get our spawns confused?

>>128033189
do what
if youre talking about how i put a beakon near the volcano its just so when they slip by you dont have to jump to spawn, i drop em in a spot where you can easily kill the carrier before they reach the end.

>>128032842
why is it even gone?

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That never ending rain of squids

what tha fuck!!

>>128033354
no
In the last game, someone picked up the rainmaker and carried tried carrying it to our own volcano... We were going to beat the japs but we gave them the win

>>128033808
we talking about the shabu game
i actually didnt see that

man fuck .96 gal strats
theyre one of the most "NO FUN ALLOWED" modes in the game

>>128034054
Plenty of weapons like that unfortunately.

god damn were getting memed on hard

They should make a dynamo with the speed of a splattershot and the range of a scoped e-liter

no subs or special

Shit theme. Which do I pick? What color is future's ink going to be? I'm a calliefag (except Decepticons) but I think I might go Future this time

>>128034154
i can only think of .52 .96 and eliter
maybe dynamo, but not that much anymore

>>128034593
Why that sounds like the biggest funslayer in the world

>>128034612
>except Decepticons

that's not what a Calliefag does. you're tainted. not even marie will take you

I'll be honest
I didn't try at all that game

>>128035115
Get out

THIS ISN'T WORKING

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If you listen to Calamri Inkantaion on the 3ds theme with headphones in
You can hear just Marie singing by listening to the right,
and just Callie singing by listening to the left

>>128035990
Doesn't that go for any version with stereo sound?

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>>128036336
Probably, it's the first time I noticed it though.
I thought it was pretty neat since it's rare to hear Marie singing on her own

When is the Splatfest? Times/dates???

BIG
WOOMY
BOOBY

>>128036643
5?

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please to be and make GOOD splatoon stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bydAXSlNFdU

talk right with game into chat

power just went out
did someone already steal my spot

Gotta run, good games SHABU squad.

>>128037812
good games homie

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GGs squad, last game for me today.

>>128037692
No I ended the stream.

>>128033046
This! Ambushing is a wonderful tactic. And one you're forced to learn if you don't quickly jump on the decent ranged shooters and have to feel the struggles of short ranged shooters and small rollers.

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>>128037280
>Youtube stream

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35192155
With all the Splatoon hype in Japan actual squids are dropping by to see what's the dealio.

>>128038667
>Youtube
>Twitch
Same old chat spam and occasional laggy stream.

>>128038856
that's why you use hitbox

>>128038667
>>128038856
hitbox > all

>>128038950
>>128038954
>hitbox

there's like 5 people on the whole site at any one time, and youtube is the only streaming service that I havent encountered lag with

>>128039196
gee maybe that's why people advertise their stream

>>128039540
advertising isnt allowed

>>128039719
it still happens regardless and mostly goes unpunished