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>it's not a skinner box
Yes it is. It's a lootfest. Loot in games is virtual dopamine; games designed around it feed you little droplets of pleasure for doing tasks. That is the definition of a skinner box.
>it's not mediocre.
Correct. It's terrible. The skinner box parts of it are merely mediocre.
>it's an FPSRPG
Absolutely nothing about it is an RPG. It is technically an FPS.
YOU WANT A FUCKING s4s SHIBBOLETH FUCKER? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE
Repostan a request from last thread.
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i'll see myself out.
All goats are equal, but some goats are more equal than others.
>rebirth in top 5
I tried doing a genocide playthrough but stopped after killing Papyrus, don't have it in me. How did you guys do it?
When you apply a skinner box to a video game, it implies that there's nothing to do but loot so you can loot more effectively. There is loot, but it's not the purpose of the game. You're implying any game with loot is a skinner box.
It's an FPS with classes and skill trees. FPSRPG.
stop posting your shitty polls you fucking faggot nobody cares lol
Post voice acting.
Are you telling me completing the game's abysmal plot is the purpose of it? The reward for any given quest is loot, 100% of the time. And a branching progression system does not an RPG make.
How big is Asgore's cock? Asking for a friend.
its okay anon, you tried your hardest
wanna go out for ice cream to celebrate?
in the game? no. in art? yes.
I feel like it requires getting autism more like, or maybe I'm too empathetic, I don't know.
I guess that's the best way to do it, before you get invested in the characters. He was trying to protect us.
Hm, smart, I might do this.
respectable aside from oblivion and skyrim, otherwise great taste.
Well we all have our favorites
Sure, why not? I don't have work until the evening anyhow.
Captcha fucked me, reeeeeee
Fell in love with a goat
I downloaded the save off of reddit though and it had questionable items. It had manly bandanna and ballet shoes, and no snowpieces. Only 3 sea tea and rest was cinnabuns. I later learned that the snowpieces were in the chest but when you're at undyne you can't go back, so that was not helpful. I did beat her eventually though.
sorry senpai but we all know the goat only has eyes for one extremely determined individual who may or may not be a girl
the average height for a 7 year old human boy is 133.3 centimeters. asgores sprite is about twice as tall as the players, so lets say that he's 266.6 centimeters, or about 8'7.
the average penis length is 13 centimeters erect (5.2 inches), so that would be about 9% of the humans height would be equal to the penis length. 9% of 266.6 is 23.994, rounded 24
asgores dick is 24 centimeters long, or 9 inches long.
Completing the game is the purpose of it. It's fun. There's cool bosses, lots of enemy variation, varied level design, and seeing your character progress into a powerhouse with skill unlocks is great. People don't continue to play the game after the fact just for the loot, it's not a skinner box.
My favorite comic had an interesting update.
Colored names are children, the plot is Sans did his fucking job for a change and then absorbed souls to break the barrier
Well you uhh...sure put a lot of thought into that anon.
Good job I suppose
Well, we could always take the entire afternoon to ourselves and call it a
Bullet sponges 1-50,000
smaller bullet sponges, and seriously no there isn't
>varied level design
dust, cover and exploding barrels
in an engine with floaty physics, terrible time to kill on even the best guns, and shallow FPS mechanics
it's a terrible fucking game anon
>tfw normally hate shipping, but love the idea of these two getting together
>every single captcha I've solved has been mlikshakes
>we're doing this
>we're making this happen
yes, some of his reactions are pretty cute and he seems like the kind of guy who just needs to get laid.
I want Asgore to fill all of my holes with his lewd goat spunk
All the monsters are anthropomorphic, so they most likely would have evolved into human (if not, human-like) penises. But I'll do the math anyway because it's 4 AM and I can't sleep.
A goats penis goes from 9 to 15 centimeters in length, or 12 centimeters (4 inches) in average. 4/133 is 3% and 3% of 266.6 is 7.998 centimeters, or about three inches.
I am the only person who wants to marry this gote
Alright, I admit I laughed out loud at this post. Well done, anon.
What are you trying to tell us?
This is weirdly tough for me to read.
I guess if you look at it, Sans is enslaving and using a bunch of murdered children. He didn't expect them to be conscious and said as much, but it sort of reminds you that Asgore's soul-plan was even more unethical than 'just' killing kids.
Would you Asriel faggots stop saying 'aM I ThEEE ONLY ONE WhhooO WANTS TO FUCK A KiD??!????'
We all know you want to fuck a kid.
No one cares.
Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it.
Im supposed to be working on a non bully Mettaton EX one right now but ive just been zoning out the past couple of days.
I cant really think of any good bullying scenarios so I don't think i'll be able to attempt those.
Hey, wait a minute, I feel like you did the math wrong there. Fucked up your unit placement or something.
12cm average, so
12cm/133cm = 0.09 ?
0.09*266.6 = 24 ?
So it'd still be 24cm?
I enjoyed it, I don't know what else to tell you.
If you want to ignore the spider ants, guardians, skags, crab worms, scythids, bandit riders, rakks, and crimson lance to say there's not varied enemies, purposely ignore the different levels and areas, claim the bosses are all the same because they have a lot of health, and say the combat is shallow despite each character having a completely different playstyle, it doesn't bother me.
Would you Undertale faggots stop saying "(phrase about liking a certain character, the likes of which make up 75% of the general before image limit is reached)"
We all know you like said character
No one (anyone who matters (me)) cares.
>implying any of the monsters would be aware of that
>implying in the actual game they are to any real degree
At best Frisk was able to call out to them and they rebelled against flowey but they never showed any kind of intelligence. We also don't really now how much of a SOUL a person really is.
What i'm saying is I wouldn't worry about what a fan comic is saying about it.
Ah, you're actually right, anon.
My mistake, sorry. I'm up far too early.
Have a cute dad as a thanks.
Your terrible taste bothers me. You haven't played a game with varied enemies if you think that paltry selection counts (as you progress enemies simply become stronger versions of those, after all). The areas of the game are barely aesthetically different and certainly add nothing new to the gameplay, and there's not a single boss that's remotely interesting mechanically.
The combat is hilariously shallow and you really need to play a proper FPS.
Well. No one really likes it. He feels awful, Toriel feels awful, Asgore feels awful, Papyrus feels awful. This is a beautifully bitter work.
I posted this panel because it made me think what would happen if the characters knew about the Player. Even Geno!Frisk is at least there and gets their share of pain when the monsters beat the shit out of them. You and me, we just have fun.
I want Papyrus
to be real, so that I can hold his hand with or without the gloves. I want to talk to him about many things like puzzles and spaghetti and help him improve his cooking. I want him to be happy and I want him to enjoy his stay in this world. I want to protect him and his smile and have a lot of fun with him. I want to be his best friend or one of his best friends. I even want to marry him if he'd allow me. God, why isn't it coming true? I wantto die.
I'd say that figuring out 'hey, we shouldn't be attacking this kid, we should be helping him' while throwing out personalized attack and green-attacks based on the stuff they cared about is a pretty clear sign of intelligence, dude.
Also, did you forget the whole Asriel/Chara thing? Chara was actively and constantly trying to make him attack the humans. Absorbed souls have intelligence, individuality and their own motives.
Are you a prostitute, anon?
I guess it's an improvement on being in jars though.
Sans gets to look after a whole kindergarten of dead kids in his mind-space or whatever, it could be worse. He seems to like them given how he played with the monster ones before.
Which Undertale character would have the most interesting things to say in conversation? Not the funniest, I'm talking an intellectual who's thought about a lot and analyzed it well...and can convey it well so probably not Alphys either.
Does he deserve a second chance?
If not, who do you think he should try to hook up with?
After he's emotionally stable, of course.
Toriel canonically shoved Sans' entire body up her vagina romantically while getting married to him on-screen, it's a secret ending you get by playing five-hundred pacifist runs where you kill Asgore before fighting Omega Flowey and never hurt anyone else
Of course he deserves a second chance
I love baiting as much as the next anon but this almost feels unfair.
Chara was empowered by the player much like the seven souls were empowered by Frisk calling out to them, before that she was nothing Really if your going to connect Chara to it then all SOULS are conscious after death and the afterlife is where you just slowly stop thinking.
>lovers refer to each other as roommates and have their little brother living with them.
>reposts all of the 'I want to fuck Mommy!' and 'Toriel's farts' posts
No, he means the other Chara thing. If you talk to Asriel at the end of True Pacifist, he tells you that absorbing Chara's soul made them a Gestalt rather than just empowering him, and Chara was the one who took her body and wanted to use the power to kill the villagers. He overpowered her and fled, but not before they were already dying.
No. After all that shit, them resurrecting their old relationship belongs strictly in the realm of wish-fulfilment fan-fiction.
And anyway, Asgore doesn't NEED Toriel or her forgiveness to be happy. He's a fuckup who was delighted to be proven wrong in the end because it meant he didn't have to hurt anyone else. His subjects adore and respect him. He's kind, loving and devoted, if kind of dumb. And he's one hell of a gardener.
He needs to move on and stop defining himself by his failed marriage. The guy has a lot going for him, and clinging to the past is what actively hurts him. I'd love to see stuff of him learning to take his new start as the blessing it is, it irks me to hell how much fanworks only seem to care about him if the end result is saccharine Toregore.
>sans is unable to stop making puns during intercourse
How do people enjoy this relationship
Asgore needs to move on from Toriel and get emotional stable again before he even attempts a romantic relationship with anyone else
but yeah he deserves a 2nd chance.
I meant six souls here, not seven
The point I was making though is that its clear that the six souls don't have that level of thinking so they must go dormant after sometime (Chara kinda supports this by saying it was the player who called out and empowered her and the fact that she'll go dormant again if you ditch the genocide run before a certain point)
2 cents on Borderlands, they're fun games but not really worth the price and I'd rather play a different FPS in almost all cases. Didn't dislike them but they're very far from favorites.
Toby Fox was on the Scar and Toph show a little while ago. Do any of you guys play melee?
I want to give Papyrus a
bunch of cool clothes, hang out in the mall, play arcades together, give him a lot of nice platonic hugs, and safely bring him home beforebed time
>implying Sans would abandon his little brother for a broad
>implying you would want to explain to a 12-year old that you fuck goats
Of course, I will do my best to earn it. It's for Papyrus after all. He's all that matters to me.
And omega Flowey (Anemone-y?) would be terrifying, those things are fucking eldritch.
I was watching that, when they brought up their cartoon concept storm heroes i got me some chuckles. I'd play melee more, but I've pretty much become a sm4sh casul. I like the character selection better, but I miss jigglypuff's golden age.
Ye of little faith, that Undyne is too magnificent for people to ignore. And given that Frisk seems designed for mainly aquatic-travel (Toriel gives them an air-bubble, they're wearing swimmers and gear at all times) then they'd probably spend more time with the sea creature characters than the skellies.
Asgore would make a damn good capricorn, come to think of it.
what does /utg/ think of this
Kinda surprising since its a Friday / Saturday but nothing wrong with having some slower threads from time to time.
Because tumblr on the whole doesn't like Asgore as much as the other characters
Normal people seek for roommates because it's cheaper. No one abandons the house they own to move twenty-minute walk afar (even less for a dude who teleports) to live with someone platonically.
Did you say PANTIES?
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that storm heroes shit was honestly they seemed so enthusiastic about it.
Go back to melee it's radical anon.
then post lizardbones
Toby confirmed that Sans is too lazy to be in a relationship
Toriel is probably thousands of years older then him
This was just after Undyne began a brutal regime that Sans didn't want a part of
and finally Skeletons don't have dicks regardless of how much ectodick you see on tumblr
I never felt totally comfortable around them the way I do with my current boyfriend. They're really extroverted and I prefer guys who are a little more reticent.
I like shy nerd boys. They were not.
when people are posting links to new threads can they have the decency to repeat the link a few times so its not so goddamn miss-able
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
>sex with non-spouse
By definition, he has been cuckolded.
reminder that undertale's official fanart confirms frisk as being white
another victory for /pol/ and white privilege
I'm just commenting on the lack of Asgore in any group thing, not just that image.
I'm surprised they didn't have Alphys or Mettaton because they seem to cum over those two a
I agree with this anon
Well that's true, but the reason that I roomed with these guys was because we were good friends. I could have afforded to be alone, but I preferred not to be.
I imagine sans wouldn't want to be alone in the house that he and his dead brother once shared. It'd be pretty painful, to say the least. Rooming with a good friend would ease the pain a bit, I think. At least you wouldn't have to stroll around your house and be reminded of your loss all the time.
I also figured that if they were dating or had become romantically involved, sans would have hinted at it in his phone call. "Roomies" doesn't mean that they're together.
>not posting superior pirate AU
if dick is needed for a relationship, I guess Undyne/Alphys isn't canon either
I am not fond of Soriel, I don't like its content, but I feel it is heavily implied in some moments and I am annoyed anons act so triggered about this
Don't get me wrong, I love me a good superhero cartoon like justice league or even teen titans, and they definitely were going for the good ol' superhero team type show. Their concept would have to be totally overhauled before it could even kind of be a show. I created the hero "shitstorm" for them in chat. I don't think they appreciated it the same way they did "inclement weather heroes" my name for the show that doesn't infringe upon heroes of the storm
>daybanned for edgegoat while thickposters get free reign
The mods have suppressed me, from now on its wholesome Christian goat. I'll see the goatbros on irc where I can be as pornographic as I damn well please
Dude what the fuck your relationship is a /pol/ meme
>caribun will never draw more lewds
life has no meaning
Asrielfags are self-evident for why they are loathed and while some dadfags are ok some of them are full retard, even worse than asrielfags.
The only bad torielfags I've seen are just people who make up shit to ship them with Asgore or Sans.
>tfw I pronounce it shard but without the D at the end
Soriel isn't as much a crackship as any of the more popular ships out there are, it's true. It's also not canon, and the sheer number of people who insist that it is annoy me. I just think that it's best left ambiguous.
It looked platonic to me when I was playing the game, and that's what I've stuck with.
I mean it's weird listening to a bunch of grown men sperg out over their idea for a superhero show for kids. But then we all play a children's party game competitively so whatever the fuck.
>Undyne holding adoring but armless cabin-boy MK under her arm so he doesn't drown
That looks like an underaged, underfed and cold little child.
Someone needs to get him some food and a jumper.
All relationships should be between two people who love eachother and will spend hours of passionate, loving, exhausting marathon sex in which they continuously try to outdo eachother in making their partner feel good to show their affection and for the purpose of bonding procreation like some kind of fucking sport.
Fuck, now I want a fic about Sans in an empty home.
It's because the game is fucking sick dude.
More power to them if they can make it work, and to be fair being a huge fucking nerd about superhero shit makes it easier to understand where they're coming from. It was still pretty funny to hear how crazy excited they were.
It's considerably less of a crackship than Papyrus/Sans, Papyrus/Mettaton, Sans/Frisk or dozens of other ridiculous ships that get posted here with little issue.
I think people just despise it because they really like Toregore, and will insist that that has more of a chance of being canon again than Soriel. They can't cry 'shitty characterization' as an excuse either, given how much post-TP Toregore mutilates both goatparents and all their development.
I like where this is going.
If anyone would be sub it'd be the woman but only slightly due to her having to take it.
She'd still ideally know when to dig her man's back up and give loving bites here and there.
Yea and people in the 1500s were upset that people outside the clergy could read.
I've seen interesting Smash plays but I've seen a ton more embarrassing autists. Not to mention they've been hanging on to the same game for 14 years.
Even Starcraft people finally gave 1 a rest.
Yeah, I don't think so many would people would have a problem if it wasn't pushed as canon so much. I like seeing it as one of several good platonic male/female relationships in the game without even one-sided forced romantic undertones, it's something you don't see enough of in anything.
Actually from I've seen its because the fans of Soriel tend to be of the lowest tier short. Though I actually don't care about Soriel one way or the other and don't ship Toregore so my give a shit level about the canon of it is pretty low.
You should here how I pronounced Jacob until someone pointed out how retarded I was. I never claim my names sound anything like they should.
>im fucking plying
brood war still has a scene, dude, and I don't think you have any idea how ass the new smash games are
> Sans collecting Papyrus' dust
> Sans spreading his brother's dust over all the things his brother loved best
> his action figures, his racecar bed, his chest of bones
> Sans unable to bring himself to throw out the last of the spaghetti that his brother made, long after it's gone bad
How's this? Maybe I'll try for something more substantial if this is ok.
caribun is the artist who makes random fridge and asriel comics where they do cute things and bully each other
what kind of monster would do such a thing
Just do it, if it's shit then so what? Gotta start somewhere.
Lack of consequences is one of the beautiful parts of being an Anon
competitive smash is an interesting thing. it is its own genre. you got your street fighters, your tekkens, and then a billion, billion anime fighters. Smash as a concept has what it takes to be a very unique competitive fighting game, and it has a lot of what makes a fighting game a fighting game, but sometimes you get things like brawl, which were imba as fuck and designed to remove any possibility of competition.
Nope. Chara is for lewd. I'm sorry that you're so misguided.
I have them around anon don't worry
>pure and innocent
I don't have an appropriate reaction image for how incorrect you are sir.
Instead, have my reaction when Chara enters the room.
>people in the 1500s were upset that people outside the clergy could read.
no they weren't
try 500s, or 1000s maybe, but not 1500s. that's getting into the renaissance. way more modern than you seem to think it is.
we were already fucking killing each other with gunpowder weaponry and colonizing the new world and observing the other planets and shit, church influence in state affairs was falling by the wayside compared to more secular geopolitics by that point
I think it's more the Mommyfags than the Sansfags, honestly. People will give reasons like 'it's like my friend fucking my mom' and stuff like that, they project HARD onto it.
Artists comments regarding this image:
>Addendum to the explanation of my Sans hate: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOM!!!!
Here you go
don't deny the truth anons~
The Sansfags were the only ones with the ovaries/stupidity to actually admit it outright though. Though yeah I suspect that excuse from Mommyfags is basically the same thing.
God I hate that artist so much.
Man that's almost good, but it's just way too fucking anime.
I'd also like to see if >>127983101 is any good, but these are apparently from paheal. I jut don't usually bother checking because it's not usually the best.
what's the matter?
does the truth hurt?~
here's this one
It's just a comic about 0r0chi's fursona assaulting Sans unprovoked because he lewds Toriel and gets jealous when people ship and draw them together.
Apparently the guy has a history of drawing his fursona beating up canon characters he doesn't like, Sans is nothing special.
Holy fuck Crybleat, thank you!
It's so fucking adorable my god.
fridge is squatting, those are their thighs
I don't think so, he hates the genocide route and says he hates anyone who did it. He just really hates Sans as a character, largely based on jealousy over another character Sans isn't even canonically involved with.
shota hips/thighs are truly the best things in the universe
Uh, Dont post goat, T-Theres already enough chara's here.
lel I still think that he just can't beat sans and now acting like this.
Come on anon? Wouldn't it be cute to let chara
cut you gently while they ride you, moaning out, cutting the blade a little deeper as she gets more into it?
Don't worry dad poster. Ill always be at your side.
People like to lump in Soriel hate with just zealotry for another character but seriously. I dont want to fuck dad. I just don't think Sans can maintain a relationship. Thats it. Why do so many people ignore this little detail just to support a crack ship. Its not just a crack shit, its an entire rewrite. It goes beyond canon. Its a fantasy canon with tons of literature and fanart to support it. Far more than what we see in game. And the evidence compounds on itself, as people witness concensus they think more and more the characters were always supposed to be written this way. Its a travesty to be frank. Sure its one of the many possible directions to take the UT cast. But it consumes every other possibility in its wake. In both the "serious" and "smutty" genres it has this huge following. I just like Asgore. I wish he got his due, both in the game, and out.
Here, have all the fucks I give!
>Why do so many people ignore this little detail just to support a crack ship. Its not just a crack shit, its an entire rewrite. It goes beyond canon. Its a fantasy canon with tons of literature and fanart to support it. Far more than what we see in game. And the evidence compounds on itself, as people witness concensus they think more and more the characters were always supposed to be written this way. Its a travesty to be frank. Sure its one of the many possible directions to take the UT cast. But it consumes every other possibility in its wake. In both the "serious" and "smutty" genres it has this huge following.
So this........... is the power............. of autism.............!
Seriously bro calm the fuck down. It's fictional content of a fictional ship of a fictional skeleton and a fictional goat. Stop caring so much, this is blatantly unhealthy.
Or perhaps they just hold a knife to your neck, giving you orders to pleasure them until they're satisfied. Maybe the cuts get a little deeper next time as a reward~.
You typed a lot of words about how much a non-canon pairing of fictional characters that isn't incestual, abusive, pedophilic or otherwise inherently harmful (and even then it would be fictional harm and thus irrelevant) upsets you and why.
Why you gotta do that, dude? Why put so much effort into what you hate?
Hey originally things like tulpas and lucid dreaming were meant to help focus/test peoples minds, not ward off loneliness or live out sexual fantasies like autists on the internet use them for.
I want to cut off Asriel's horns and sell them on the ivory market as elephant tusks
I'm happy that you see things my way~
Female Chara naked with a knife.
I feel you
though im not as pure as you are. The reason I like Asgore is that I think he's the most interesting charater in the game from a moral stand point, and actually made me stop and think about what it means to forgive someone for doing something horrible.
It was like one paragraph and it was mostly just pointing out that Sans would be shit in a real relationship,which is true dude can't even bring himself to stop his brother from dying but will somehow be able to pursue and maintain a relationship? I'm not buying it.
It's an edit of porn so....
not hard to say no when knifeplay is brought in desu
I like pictures in which Toriel picks Sans up.
That's my contribution!
Kind of wish someone would draw Chara and Clementine talking about knives together.
Not as pure as me? What do you mean?
knifeplay chara is best chara
Isn't it too late already?
If you're the very same dad poster that always submits with a numbered Asgore image then I have a secret to tell you.
I alternate arguing with you and against you when it comes to Asgore. I started out hating him but realized how unfair that was. So I found you and decided who better to debate with. Through our talks over the past couple weeks, and insight from other anons, I tried my best to do a character analysis of the lovable goof. The result of that analysis is the fic I made, "Sweaters for Toriel". I neither supported nor decried the Toregore ship and tried to make a story that people would like. Many people have told me I did a great job expanding the characters as they are portrayed in the game. That's one of the best compliments I could receive as a fan writer. But I just wanted to know that it started with you. The first guy I ever saw stick up for the man who never asks for forgiveness.
all chara is best chara i'm quite partial to futa chara as well
Has this been posted yet? Some of these interpetations are pretty different but I really like them, that's gotta be the best Monster Kid and Alphys I've seen. Wish Toriel's eyes were the right colour but she's great too. 1/2
what about futa knifeplay chara? Where's all the smut of that at? If it doesn't exist it needs to.
2/2, can't say I much like the colour-choices for Edgegoat, Undying and Neo, but still good.
Would you really want to? It's still Chara.