/utg/ - Undertale General

>>127979487
>it's not a skinner box
Yes it is. It's a lootfest. Loot in games is virtual dopamine; games designed around it feed you little droplets of pleasure for doing tasks. That is the definition of a skinner box.

>it's not mediocre.
Correct. It's terrible. The skinner box parts of it are merely mediocre.

>it's an FPSRPG
Absolutely nothing about it is an RPG. It is technically an FPS.

First.

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first for lizard?

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>>127979548
>s4s

YOU WANT A FUCKING s4s SHIBBOLETH FUCKER? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE


THIS
IS
A
NICE
THREAD!

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Nth for loving all goats

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4th for gote worship

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>>127979604
and just like alphys, you're second best

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Repostan a request from last thread.

http://pastebin.com/hwGap9Q7

Snowdin Shopkeep x Reader

Feel free to give me (You)'s and let me know if you guys want to see more. Please reply with pictures of the shopkeep, since I have none to post with.

Chara!!!!!

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>>127979604
>>127979664
i failed

i'll see myself out.

>another gote edition

I mean I like Asriel but it's one Asriel edition for every other two editions at this point.

>>127979703
YES!!!!!

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>>127979619
All goats are equal, but some goats are more equal than others.

>>127979701
>rebirth in top 5
nice.

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I tried doing a genocide playthrough but stopped after killing Papyrus, don't have it in me. How did you guys do it?

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>>127979643
I've been rused

>>127979603
When you apply a skinner box to a video game, it implies that there's nothing to do but loot so you can loot more effectively. There is loot, but it's not the purpose of the game. You're implying any game with loot is a skinner box.

It's an FPS with classes and skill trees. FPSRPG.

>>127979769
That image is lewd.

>>127979771
Got determined.

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>>127979619
My nigga

stop posting your shitty polls you fucking faggot nobody cares lol

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>>127979771
By doing it first because I fell for the flower's tricks.

Why is this one person trying to force this "shibboleth" meme

Be honest, do you find Burgerpants attractive?

>>127979771
I downloaded a save that started at Undyne. I did kill Papyrus and undyne on a neutral run before that though, so i still have blood on my hands

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Post voice acting.

https://soundcloud.com/lumisau/baby-goat

>>127979787
Are you telling me completing the game's abysmal plot is the purpose of it? The reward for any given quest is loot, 100% of the time. And a branching progression system does not an RPG make.

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>>127979769
How big is Asgore's cock? Asking for a friend.

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>>127979719
its okay anon, you tried your hardest
wanna go out for ice cream to celebrate?

>>127979848
in the game? no. in art? yes.

>>127979848
I find him relatable, but not attractive.

>>127979836
>one person
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>127979793
I feel like it requires getting autism more like, or maybe I'm too empathetic, I don't know.
>>127979806
I guess that's the best way to do it, before you get invested in the characters. He was trying to protect us.
>>127979861
Hm, smart, I might do this.

>>127979771
i stopped after i killed toriel. i just couldn't kill any of the dogs man

>>127979915
shibboleth ain't gonna happen, son

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>>127979701
respectable aside from oblivion and skyrim, otherwise great taste.

>>127979769
Well we all have our favorites

>>127979925
Is the grinding what you're having trouble with?

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>>127979878
Sure, why not? I don't have work until the evening anyhow.
Captcha fucked me, reeeeeee

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Fell in love with a goat

>>127979947
I wonder who's behind this post...

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>>127979771
By closing my eyes.

>>127979947
He's the same guy who's trying to force all of these new named anons. Paranoiachan, Paladinchan, etc. Just ignore him.

>>127979998
Are you saying it's jewish to not want a jewish meme to take off?
isn't that counter productive

>>127979925
I downloaded the save off of reddit though and it had questionable items. It had manly bandanna and ballet shoes, and no snowpieces. Only 3 sea tea and rest was cinnabuns. I later learned that the snowpieces were in the chest but when you're at undyne you can't go back, so that was not helpful. I did beat her eventually though.

gaping Woshua pussy

>>127980016
>same guy
I wonder who's behind this post too!

>>127980016
Paranoia anon is me, Paladinchan is someone else. Nice try.

>>127979771
I didn't feel bad tell I finally offed Sans, but I was planning on ditching the run at Asgore from the start, so I knew it was all temporary anyways.

>>127979964
No, I couldn't care less about the grinding, it's everyone fleeing from me, Sans spitting fire at me, Papyrus still believing that I can be good, etc

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>>127979987
sorry senpai but we all know the goat only has eyes for one extremely determined individual who may or may not be a girl

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Incest is the most pure form of love.

>>127980078
He wasn't replying to you, but I am one of the guys who was pushing Paladinchan at the time

this is a fucking mess

>>127980104
Just repeat to yourself that they're not real.

>>127979875
the average height for a 7 year old human boy is 133.3 centimeters. asgores sprite is about twice as tall as the players, so lets say that he's 266.6 centimeters, or about 8'7.

the average penis length is 13 centimeters erect (5.2 inches), so that would be about 9% of the humans height would be equal to the penis length. 9% of 266.6 is 23.994, rounded 24

asgores dick is 24 centimeters long, or 9 inches long.

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FUG THE BUG

>>127979871
Completing the game is the purpose of it. It's fun. There's cool bosses, lots of enemy variation, varied level design, and seeing your character progress into a powerhouse with skill unlocks is great. People don't continue to play the game after the fact just for the loot, it's not a skinner box.

>>127980165
QUARIAN SWEAT ALL OVER AGAIN

>>127980165
Are you taking into account average goat penis length

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My favorite comic had an interesting update.

Colored names are children, the plot is Sans did his fucking job for a change and then absorbed souls to break the barrier

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>>127980165
Well you uhh...sure put a lot of thought into that anon.

Good job I suppose

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>>127980165

http://i.imgur.com/Y5fkJie.webm

What two characters should I animate this with

>>127980016
>>127979947
>>127979836
>50 posts in and schizoid's already off his meds

every other thread with this shit, I swear.
can we report this guy?

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>>127979978
Well, we could always take the entire afternoon to ourselves and call it a date.

>>127980130
Thanks for the tip Anon, I'll give it a go. It shouldn't be bothering me as much as it is, I just need to get over it.

>>127980183
>cool bosses
Bullet sponges 1-50,000
>enemy variation
smaller bullet sponges, and seriously no there isn't
>varied level design
dust, cover and exploding barrels
>character progression
in an engine with floaty physics, terrible time to kill on even the best guns, and shallow FPS mechanics

it's a terrible fucking game anon

>>127980109
The goat deserves better than me anyhow

But that don't stop the love train

>>127980223
Asgore and Toriel of course

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>>127980109
>tfw normally hate shipping, but love the idea of these two getting together

>>127980235
Only tw of those are me, and I think you're the guy I was replying to

>>127980165
>implying a 7-year-old has 5.2 inches
>implying Asgore is average

>>127979987
what is that filename

>>127980128
>>127980078
>>127980065
>>127979998
>>127980301
Get out, samefag.

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>>127980260
>every single captcha I've solved has been mlikshakes
>we're doing this
>we're making this happen

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>>127979848
yes, some of his reactions are pretty cute and he seems like the kind of guy who just needs to get laid.

>>127980323
(You)

This thread is too gay, I'm going to bed.

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>>127980165
I want Asgore to fill all of my holes with his lewd goat spunk

>>127980332
Oh neat this was finished?

Bully version when?

>>127980181
SPIDERS
ARE
NOT
FUCKING
BUGS
YOU
PIECE
OF
SHIT
GO
FUCKING
END
YOUR
LIFE

>>127980350
No, you.

>>127980207
Is that the one where Sans turns into a giant canary?

>>127980265
It's terrible if you have no friends

>>127980323

>>127980375
spider detected

don't you have some australians to bully instead of shitposting on /utg/

>>127980417
Fucking hell anon any game is good with friends. Good games with friends are good too.

>>127980204
All the monsters are anthropomorphic, so they most likely would have evolved into human (if not, human-like) penises. But I'll do the math anyway because it's 4 AM and I can't sleep.

A goats penis goes from 9 to 15 centimeters in length, or 12 centimeters (4 inches) in average. 4/133 is 3% and 3% of 266.6 is 7.998 centimeters, or about three inches.

Oh dear.

>>127980223
Mettaton and uh, Papyrus I guess?

>>127980165
This assumes goats have the same length-to-height ratio as humans, which is probably wrong.

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I am the only person who wants to marry this gote

>>127980181
>>127980375
RIDE THE SPIDE

>>127980450
no wonder Tori left~
she was just waiting for an excuse, and saw one in the form of 6 dead kids

>>127980479
No, a lot of people here do and they are annoying as hell about it.

>>127980450

hahaha anon what the fuck

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>>127980375
Alright, I admit I laughed out loud at this post. Well done, anon.

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>>127980479
Yeah, I'd rather have his dad desu

>>127980450
Soriel is canon because Asgore can't satisfy her.

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>>127980479
>marrying the shota

Excellent taste

>>127980303
Do you want me to look up the average penis length for a 7 year old boy?
Do you, anon?

>>127980419
Stop vagueposting.

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>>127980375
>SANFBY POSGFEYL
What are you trying to tell us?

>>127980530

>>127980207
This is weirdly tough for me to read.
I guess if you look at it, Sans is enslaving and using a bunch of murdered children. He didn't expect them to be conscious and said as much, but it sort of reminds you that Asgore's soul-plan was even more unethical than 'just' killing kids.

>>127980513
literally no fucking genitals. What's the dick length for a bone dry pelvis? Get out soriel TRASH

I don't know about y'all but when I was 7 my dick was 5 inches long.

Same as now ;_;

>>127980421
FUCK YOU IM NOT A SPIDER

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>>127980479
Holy fuck.
Would you Asriel faggots stop saying 'aM I ThEEE ONLY ONE WhhooO WANTS TO FUCK A KiD??!????'
We all know you want to fuck a kid.
No one cares.

>>127980586
that's exactly what a spider would say

>>127980598
kys senpai

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>>127980581
Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it.

>>127980579
But anon sans doesn't need genitals since he can just BONE HER.

>>127980370
Im supposed to be working on a non bully Mettaton EX one right now but ive just been zoning out the past couple of days.
I cant really think of any good bullying scenarios so I don't think i'll be able to attempt those.

>>127980581
5 inches is fine
even 4 is average

>>127980403
Yup.
It's not done for cool but for terrible abomination, so it's OK with me.

>>127980450
Hey, wait a minute, I feel like you did the math wrong there. Fucked up your unit placement or something.

12cm average, so
12cm/133cm = 0.09 ?
0.09*266.6 = 24 ?

So it'd still be 24cm?

>>127980656
>>>/a/sia

>>127980656
>4 is new the average
welcome to above average, for the first time in my life for anything outside of "sleeping" and "internet consumption"

>>127980442
I enjoyed it, I don't know what else to tell you.

If you want to ignore the spider ants, guardians, skags, crab worms, scythids, bandit riders, rakks, and crimson lance to say there's not varied enemies, purposely ignore the different levels and areas, claim the bosses are all the same because they have a lot of health, and say the combat is shallow despite each character having a completely different playstyle, it doesn't bother me.

>>127980559
Stop.

>>127980598
Holy fuck
Would you Undertale faggots stop saying "(phrase about liking a certain character, the likes of which make up 75% of the general before image limit is reached)"
We all know you like said character
No one (anyone who matters (me)) cares.

>>127980553
"please squishme" in spider language

>>127980561
>implying any of the monsters would be aware of that
>implying in the actual game they are to any real degree
At best Frisk was able to call out to them and they rebelled against flowey but they never showed any kind of intelligence. We also don't really now how much of a SOUL a person really is.

What i'm saying is I wouldn't worry about what a fan comic is saying about it.

>>127980579
Toriel could probably use most parts of Sans to fuck herself. Or the whole thing.

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>>127980683
Ah, you're actually right, anon.
My mistake, sorry. I'm up far too early.
Have a cute dad as a thanks.

>>127980727
Your terrible taste bothers me. You haven't played a game with varied enemies if you think that paltry selection counts (as you progress enemies simply become stronger versions of those, after all). The areas of the game are barely aesthetically different and certainly add nothing new to the gameplay, and there's not a single boss that's remotely interesting mechanically.

The combat is hilariously shallow and you really need to play a proper FPS.

>>127980770

>>127980694
>>127980696
ok a bit below average
Most of my old customers where 4 anyways.

>>127980812
Soriel trash please leave, they are just friends and aren't even hinted at getting together in a romantic way.

>>127980823
I want to rub his belly

>>127980561
Well. No one really likes it. He feels awful, Toriel feels awful, Asgore feels awful, Papyrus feels awful. This is a beautifully bitter work.
I posted this panel because it made me think what would happen if the characters knew about the Player. Even Geno!Frisk is at least there and gets their share of pain when the monsters beat the shit out of them. You and me, we just have fun.

>>127980886
Anon are you literally a prostitute.

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I want Papyrus to be real, so that I can hold his hand with or without the gloves. I want to talk to him about many things like puzzles and spaghetti and help him improve his cooking. I want him to be happy and I want him to enjoy his stay in this world. I want to protect him and his smile and have a lot of fun with him. I want to be his best friend or one of his best friends. I even want to marry him if he'd allow me. God, why isn't it coming true? I want to die.

>>127980806
I'd say that figuring out 'hey, we shouldn't be attacking this kid, we should be helping him' while throwing out personalized attack and green-attacks based on the stuff they cared about is a pretty clear sign of intelligence, dude.

Also, did you forget the whole Asriel/Chara thing? Chara was actively and constantly trying to make him attack the humans. Absorbed souls have intelligence, individuality and their own motives.

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Do you believe in it?

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>>127980886
>old customers
Are you a prostitute, anon?

>>127980917
Primary school teacher

>>127980812
Not using the cucks red spear

>>127980951
Something doesn't add up here

>>127980916
I guess it's an improvement on being in jars though.

Sans gets to look after a whole kindergarten of dead kids in his mind-space or whatever, it could be worse. He seems to like them given how he played with the monster ones before.

>>127980896
>adult people
>moving together despite having their own houses
I have bad news.

>>127980917
>>127980948
kind of
sorta
a little bit
not anymore

>>127980651
I worded that wrong, I was trying to say I have no idea what kind of expressions they'd have and I wouldn't want to make anything that looked OOC or uncanny.

Which Undertale character would have the most interesting things to say in conversation? Not the funniest, I'm talking an intellectual who's thought about a lot and analyzed it well...and can convey it well so probably not Alphys either.

>>127980939
This is what gamefaqs has caused

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Does he deserve a second chance?
If not, who do you think he should try to hook up with? After he's emotionally stable, of course.

>>127980896
Toriel canonically shoved Sans' entire body up her vagina romantically while getting married to him on-screen, it's a secret ending you get by playing five-hundred pacifist runs where you kill Asgore before fighting Omega Flowey and never hurt anyone else

>>127980939
I like Bowser but not Asgore
Also no.

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>>127981031
Of course he deserves a second chance

with me

>>127981004
Storytime, anon.

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>>127980375

I love baiting as much as the next anon but this almost feels unfair.

Toriel is best goat by default because Torielposters haven't been shitting up the past few threads like Asrielfags and Asgorefags have.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/RQXl9kK.png&v=2ssCL292DQA&s=61

What is Frisk thinking most of the time, /utg/?

>>127981031
I think he does but toriel may preach mercy but doesn't show it to asgore

>>127980928
Chara was empowered by the player much like the seven souls were empowered by Frisk calling out to them, before that she was nothing Really if your going to connect Chara to it then all SOULS are conscious after death and the afterlife is where you just slowly stop thinking.

>>127980994
>lovers refer to each other as roommates and have their little brother living with them.
yeah okay

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>>127981137
>reposts all of the 'I want to fuck Mommy!' and 'Toriel's farts' posts

>>127981137
>hurr durr character wars

this is /goat/ general anon, love it or leave it

>>127981137
>People art and memes about a character they like and you don't
>Shitting up the threads
Yeah have fun being in one of the least popular groups

>>127981164

No, he means the other Chara thing. If you talk to Asriel at the end of True Pacifist, he tells you that absorbing Chara's soul made them a Gestalt rather than just empowering him, and Chara was the one who took her body and wanted to use the power to kill the villagers. He overpowered her and fled, but not before they were already dying.

Not a lot of posters tonight, eh?

>>127981031
No. After all that shit, them resurrecting their old relationship belongs strictly in the realm of wish-fulfilment fan-fiction.

And anyway, Asgore doesn't NEED Toriel or her forgiveness to be happy. He's a fuckup who was delighted to be proven wrong in the end because it meant he didn't have to hurt anyone else. His subjects adore and respect him. He's kind, loving and devoted, if kind of dumb. And he's one hell of a gardener.

He needs to move on and stop defining himself by his failed marriage. The guy has a lot going for him, and clinging to the past is what actively hurts him. I'd love to see stuff of him learning to take his new start as the blessing it is, it irks me to hell how much fanworks only seem to care about him if the end result is saccharine Toregore.

>>127981150
'How can I unlock the parental controls so I can get my daily dose of booby?'

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>>127980926
Reconsider your life choices anon.

>>127981283

I'm drawing Zelda smut

>>127981107
once apon a time i was a prostitute
i let people fuck me for money
wasn't that bad
managed to get a good job and a boyfriend
got married
bought a house
now im not a prostitute

>>127981232
>/goat/general

Just because we share the general with you furfags doesn't mean you own the goddamn place.

>>127980926
I want Gaster to not give you his blessing to marry Papyrus

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Taking drawing requests

>>127973840

>>127981310
>got a boyfriend
what a cuck he is

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>sans is unable to stop making puns during intercourse
How do people enjoy this relationship

>>127981305
I'm not drawing any smut

I should be drawing that gerson holding sleeping lil' undyne picture but eh

>>127981327
Pretty sure all goatfags together make up at least 75% of the general anon, looking at polls and posts

>>127981336
Delinquent Doggo smoking dog treats behind his school

>>127981336
How about some Undyne and Monster Kid? I don't think I've seen you draw many characters other than Asriel and the humans.

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>>127981329
Don't be so cruel, anon!

>>127981031
Asgore needs to move on from Toriel and get emotional stable again before he even attempts a romantic relationship with anyone else

but yeah he deserves a 2nd chance.

>>127981164
>>127980928
I meant six souls here, not seven

>>127981256
The point I was making though is that its clear that the six souls don't have that level of thinking so they must go dormant after sometime (Chara kinda supports this by saying it was the player who called out and empowered her and the fact that she'll go dormant again if you ditch the genocide run before a certain point)

>>127981358
Are you telling me you don't get aroused by puns?

>>127980831
2 cents on Borderlands, they're fun games but not really worth the price and I'd rather play a different FPS in almost all cases. Didn't dislike them but they're very far from favorites.

>>127981327
I don't even particularly like the goats but that's the reality so stop complaining because it's far more detrimental than lewdposts in spoilertags

>>127981358
If you don't want to laugh along with your partner during sex then you or your partner are motherfucking shit

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Good night friendos.

>>127981390
You gotta earn that blessing, buddy

>>127981137
Toriel can't be the best goat then because Torielfags have been literally shitposting in these threads since the demo.

>>127981336
frisk and asriel wearing their swapped clothes (asriel in purple, frisk in green)

>>127981336
fanon sans crying waterfalls of edgy tears

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Toby Fox was on the Scar and Toph show a little while ago. Do any of you guys play melee?

>>127981336
Frisk with a tower of hats in the form of Asriel and Chara.

Pls answer

http://strawpoll.me/6488660
http://strawpoll.me/6488660
http://strawpoll.me/6488660

>>127980926
I want to give Papyrus a bunch of cool clothes, hang out in the mall, play arcades together, give him a lot of nice platonic hugs, and safely bring him home before bed time

>>127981164
>implying Sans would abandon his little brother for a broad
>implying you would want to explain to a 12-year old that you fuck goats

>>127981532
This mad anon is about to get BTFO

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>>127981490
Of course, I will do my best to earn it. It's for Papyrus after all. He's all that matters to me.

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SKELETON PIRATES

And omega Flowey (Anemone-y?) would be terrifying, those things are fucking eldritch.

>>127981546
> implying two roommates of different genders can't just be friends
I've had male roommates before that I've never fucked.

>>127981390
I don't know why that artist's Papyrus cracks me up so much. It just does.

>>127981562
/v/ memes?

SOMEBODY POST THE BURGERPANTS FIGHT COMIC I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIND IT

>>127981623
sounds like a missed opportunity

>>127981532
is goatfag "I like goats" or "I like goats over all nongoats"

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I want to touch Flowey's stamen

>>127981343
Im not sure he counts as a cuck but im going to call him that now anyways

>>127981618
Pirate AU sounds like a cool idea. But we all know it's just going to end up being a billion pics of Sans with an eyepatch spelunking fat girl's booty.

>>127981305
Well continue on with your endeavors!

>>127981685
Put a chastity belt on him too.

>>127981683
WHOAH THERE FRIEND THERE ARE KIDS IN THIS THREAD

>>127981656
Why would you visit a general if you get put off by memes
You started the thread raging at them and continue to do so

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>>127981618
>tfw read that as skeleton panties

>>127981665
They were cute, but not my type.

>>127981524
I was watching that, when they brought up their cartoon concept storm heroes i got me some chuckles. I'd play melee more, but I've pretty much become a sm4sh casul. I like the character selection better, but I miss jigglypuff's golden age.

>>127981618
>No Asgore
Yeeeah I guessed so.
Why does tumblr refuse to draw Asgore?

>>127981721
Ye of little faith, that Undyne is too magnificent for people to ignore. And given that Frisk seems designed for mainly aquatic-travel (Toriel gives them an air-bubble, they're wearing swimmers and gear at all times) then they'd probably spend more time with the sea creature characters than the skellies.

Asgore would make a damn good capricorn, come to think of it.

>>127981775
elaborate please anon

>>127981671
It means goats over non-goats, which is why the anon worded it this way because he's really mad at goatposters for whatever reason.

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what does /utg/ think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb2df5tI00E

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>>127981664
Ive been so helpful today

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>>127981283
Kinda surprising since its a Friday / Saturday but nothing wrong with having some slower threads from time to time.

>>127981804
Because tumblr on the whole doesn't like Asgore as much as the other characters

>>127981623
Normal people seek for roommates because it's cheaper. No one abandons the house they own to move twenty-minute walk afar (even less for a dude who teleports) to live with someone platonically.

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>>127981757
Flowey's a dirty slut anon

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>>127981768
Did you say PANTIES?

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bully this nerd

>>127981804
There's no Alphys or Mettaton (who got more lines, time to get to know Frisk, and screen-time than Asgore) there either, whiner.

>>127981841
durgs r bad

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>>127981790
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that storm heroes shit was honestly they seemed so enthusiastic about it.

Go back to melee it's radical anon.

>>127979862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0Gc3Uc8So

>>127981841
I think i'll never self insert into anything I work on.

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>>127981890
then post lizardbones

>>127981863
reminder
Toby confirmed that Sans is too lazy to be in a relationship
Toriel is probably thousands of years older then him
This was just after Undyne began a brutal regime that Sans didn't want a part of

and finally Skeletons don't have dicks regardless of how much ectodick you see on tumblr

>>127981725

K
http://i.imgur.com/hlFWtNb.png

>>127981830
I never felt totally comfortable around them the way I do with my current boyfriend. They're really extroverted and I prefer guys who are a little more reticent.
I like shy nerd boys. They were not.

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when people are posting links to new threads can they have the decency to repeat the link a few times so its not so goddamn miss-able

>>127981721
cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld/
nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
verb
1.
(of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.

>adultress
>female adulterer

>adulterer
>sex with non-spouse

By definition, he has been cuckolded.

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reminder that undertale's official fanart confirms frisk as being white

another victory for /pol/ and white privilege

>>127982115
Looks like an angry gook midget to me

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>>127981905
I'm just commenting on the lack of Asgore in any group thing, not just that image.
I'm surprised they didn't have Alphys or Mettaton because they seem to cum over those two a Mettaton.

>>127982079
Who are you talking about? Sides by the time the game starts no one is actually married to anyone.

>>127982079
Wrong post you dolt.

>>127982050
You heard anon, paste the link 40 times (or at least use size 14 font)

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>>127981865
I agree with this anon

>>127981863
Well that's true, but the reason that I roomed with these guys was because we were good friends. I could have afforded to be alone, but I preferred not to be.
I imagine sans wouldn't want to be alone in the house that he and his dead brother once shared. It'd be pretty painful, to say the least. Rooming with a good friend would ease the pain a bit, I think. At least you wouldn't have to stroll around your house and be reminded of your loss all the time.
I also figured that if they were dating or had become romantically involved, sans would have hinted at it in his phone call. "Roomies" doesn't mean that they're together.

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>>127982159
>/ss/

wait

that doesn't make sense

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>>127981867

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>>127981618
>not posting superior pirate AU

>>127981985
if dick is needed for a relationship, I guess Undyne/Alphys isn't canon either
I am not fond of Soriel, I don't like its content, but I feel it is heavily implied in some moments and I am annoyed anons act so triggered about this

>>127981986
Good job so far!

>>127981934
Don't get me wrong, I love me a good superhero cartoon like justice league or even teen titans, and they definitely were going for the good ol' superhero team type show. Their concept would have to be totally overhauled before it could even kind of be a show. I created the hero "shitstorm" for them in chat. I don't think they appreciated it the same way they did "inclement weather heroes" my name for the show that doesn't infringe upon heroes of the storm

>>127981743
hes already in one
im not even fucking joking right now

Am I the only one who thought Alphys was a guy at first?

http://strawpoll.me/6488704
http://strawpoll.me/6488704
http://strawpoll.me/6488704
Poll regarding Gotes and goteposters for the late night/yuro crowd

>>127982236

That's actually just an old one I did with a mouse I'm sketching some NES stuff now but it'll probably get derailed by UT sketches

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>daybanned for edgegoat while thickposters get free reign
The mods have suppressed me, from now on its wholesome Christian goat. I'll see the goatbros on irc where I can be as pornographic as I damn well please

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>>127982267
Dude what the fuck your relationship is a /pol/ meme

>>127979862
>They pronounce it "car-ah"
TRIGGERED

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>caribun will never draw more lewds

life has no meaning

>>127982212
I don't know anon, I just thought it fit with the theme

>>127982279
Asrielfags are self-evident for why they are loathed and while some dadfags are ok some of them are full retard, even worse than asrielfags.

The only bad torielfags I've seen are just people who make up shit to ship them with Asgore or Sans.

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>>127982327
>tfw I pronounce it shard but without the D at the end

>>127982227
Soriel isn't as much a crackship as any of the more popular ships out there are, it's true. It's also not canon, and the sheer number of people who insist that it is annoy me. I just think that it's best left ambiguous.
It looked platonic to me when I was playing the game, and that's what I've stuck with.

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>>127982306
amen

I just want to say I love you guys

>>127982242
I mean it's weird listening to a bunch of grown men sperg out over their idea for a superhero show for kids. But then we all play a children's party game competitively so whatever the fuck.

>>127982330
I'm not complaining, pls continue drawing flowers

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>>127982227
>Undyne holding adoring but armless cabin-boy MK under her arm so he doesn't drown

>>127982327
Everyone knows it's pronounced in the most Jewish way possible. Think l'chaim

>>127982285
Well just go with the flow of drawing and see where it takes you

>>127982317
You know that having a chastity belt is a pretty common thing in sub relationships right.

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>>127982328
That looks like an underaged, underfed and cold little child.
Someone needs to get him some food and a jumper.

>>127982362
It's the THICK and mommy lewd posters that people don't like, and when they try to bully goatdad.

>>127982371
>shard but without the D
so shar then?
Hold on let me double check that
>chara
>shar
Yeah sorry sir I don't see it

>>127981758
I think you misunderstood my post, friend. I like memes. I think they're very epic.

I just really like the word shibboleth.

Sounds like a c'thonic abomination.

>>127982440
I think that sub relationships being a thing demonstrates the debauchery of the modern world.

>>127982397
Smash is a fine game but whoever takes the "competitive" seriously is beyond help.

I'm literally autistic and it's just sad.

>>127982398
I didn't draw that flower but I'll start drawing a lot more!

>>127982479
I never claimed it made sense or was accurate, just how I said it the first time in my head.

>>127982496

All relationships should be between two people who love eachother and will spend hours of passionate, loving, exhausting marathon sex in which they continuously try to outdo eachother in making their partner feel good to show their affection and for the purpose of bonding procreation like some kind of fucking sport.

>>127980207
Link?

It's always good to drop a link to wherever comics are posted, since not all of us have an encyclopedic knowledge of fan content.

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>>127982174
Fuck, now I want a fic about Sans in an empty home.

>>127982453
THICKposters are mostly alphysfags, but yea they are shit.

so when you first play this game, what gender do you think Frisk's was?

>>127982573
actually that doesn't sound so bad

>>127982328
waitwaitwait
she drew lewds
im not sure if i should be exited or if i should cut myself

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>>127982508
It's because the game is fucking sick dude.

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>>127982371
CHAR?

>>127982397
More power to them if they can make it work, and to be fair being a huge fucking nerd about superhero shit makes it easier to understand where they're coming from. It was still pretty funny to hear how crazy excited they were.

does anyone have any kind of getting into writing resources? i kinda wanna try writing fics but i'm super afraid of making things too ooc

>>127982227
>>127982373
It's considerably less of a crackship than Papyrus/Sans, Papyrus/Mettaton, Sans/Frisk or dozens of other ridiculous ships that get posted here with little issue.

I think people just despise it because they really like Toregore, and will insist that that has more of a chance of being canon again than Soriel. They can't cry 'shitty characterization' as an excuse either, given how much post-TP Toregore mutilates both goatparents and all their development.

>>127982574
Sure.
http://tratserenoyreve.tumblr.com/post/135227136600/i-had-a-thought-the-thought-continues-here

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>>127980207
I like where this is going.

>>127982616

If anyone would be sub it'd be the woman but only slightly due to her having to take it.

She'd still ideally know when to dig her man's back up and give loving bites here and there.

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*Cough*

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>>127982628
http://imgur.com/HsREBsz

>>127982573
Western society is fucking doomed.

>>127982538
You're pronunciation is wrong...
Wrong...
WRONG!!!!

I mean if it works for you then whatever. To me Chara has a definite pronunciation.

>>127982496
Yea and people in the 1500s were upset that people outside the clergy could read.

>>127982653
I've seen interesting Smash plays but I've seen a ton more embarrassing autists. Not to mention they've been hanging on to the same game for 14 years.

Even Starcraft people finally gave 1 a rest.

>>127982373
Yeah, I don't think so many would people would have a problem if it wasn't pushed as canon so much. I like seeing it as one of several good platonic male/female relationships in the game without even one-sided forced romantic undertones, it's something you don't see enough of in anything.

>>127980207
wait, are they talking about the player?

>>127982737
ok so this art trade thing is confusing me
is carabun the person who draws char in cute outfits or is that someone else
sorry i was dropped on my head

I want to writefag for /utg/ because I like roleplaying undertale shit but it feels so weird being on my own. Feels bad man.

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CHARA SMUT PLEASE!

>>127982217
If I remove those panties, will he die?

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>>127982692
Actually from I've seen its because the fans of Soriel tend to be of the lowest tier short. Though I actually don't care about Soriel one way or the other and don't ship Toregore so my give a shit level about the canon of it is pretty low.

>>127982757
You should here how I pronounced Jacob until someone pointed out how retarded I was. I never claim my names sound anything like they should.

>>127982714
So uh
Why DID you draw Pardo being vorecucked by a vorecock?
What series of events led to it?

>>127982808
Who else would they be talking about? They're the only one to blame for Genocide.

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>>127982829
NO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127982817
caribun drew that. caribun also drew that imgur link

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>>127982783
>im fucking plying
brood war still has a scene, dude, and I don't think you have any idea how ass the new smash games are

>>127982808
Yes, everyone turns to the reader in the last panel. YOU ARE TO BLAME.

>>127982583
> Sans collecting Papyrus' dust
> Sans spreading his brother's dust over all the things his brother loved best
> his action figures, his racecar bed, his chest of bones
> Sans unable to bring himself to throw out the last of the spaghetti that his brother made, long after it's gone bad
How's this? Maybe I'll try for something more substantial if this is ok.

>>127982628
...Caribun is a she?

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>>127982829
Remove Chara from game.

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>>127982817
caribun is the artist who makes random fridge and asriel comics where they do cute things and bully each other

>>127982829
>lewding chara

what kind of monster would do such a thing

>>127982863
>and I don't think you have any idea how ass the new smash games are
You mean it's not catered to tourneyfags? How dare people have fun with a video game.

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>>127982854
Chara is for lewd~

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>>127982938
chara is for cute! CUTE!!!!

>>127982931
You can't go fast, they're fucking terrible man. There literally doesn't exist a game like melee because every other game in its genre is neutered for no particular reason.

>>127982659
Just do it, if it's shit then so what? Gotta start somewhere.
Lack of consequences is one of the beautiful parts of being an Anon

>>127982508
competitive smash is an interesting thing. it is its own genre. you got your street fighters, your tekkens, and then a billion, billion anime fighters. Smash as a concept has what it takes to be a very unique competitive fighting game, and it has a lot of what makes a fighting game a fighting game, but sometimes you get things like brawl, which were imba as fuck and designed to remove any possibility of competition.

>>127982938
>the face of lewd 12.png
wheres 1-11

>>127982920
Good thing Chara's not a girl!

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>>127982950
>Chara
>cute
Get out.

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>>127982950
Nope. Chara is for lewd. I'm sorry that you're so misguided.

>>127982989
I have them around anon don't worry

>>127982692
Some of them despise it (and Toriel herself) because they want Sans for themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if the same was also true of some Mommyfags.

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>>127982938
chara is pure and innocent

>>127981212
And that's a crop of big dick toriel being serviced by Frisk.

>>127983014
I've never seen this one before. What's the full.

>>127982927
Thanks. Tumblr a shit and im retarded so i got confused.
>>127982914
No idea, but the artist that draws cute costume chars is.

>>127982817
Caribun draws cute Frisk and Asriel comics. You're probably thinking of llicornia.

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>>127983024
chara is lewd and a degenerate

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>>127983024
>pure and innocent
I don't have an appropriate reaction image for how incorrect you are sir.

Instead, have my reaction when Chara enters the room.

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>>127983014
la la la can't hear you!

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>>127983101
>>127983106
s-stop lying!

>>127982783
>people in the 1500s were upset that people outside the clergy could read.
what
no they weren't
try 500s, or 1000s maybe, but not 1500s. that's getting into the renaissance. way more modern than you seem to think it is.
we were already fucking killing each other with gunpowder weaponry and colonizing the new world and observing the other planets and shit, church influence in state affairs was falling by the wayside compared to more secular geopolitics by that point

>>127983106
Hi, it's me the mod. Be careful there, I can see up papybonses ribcage. Next offense and ur banned!

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>>127983018
I think it's more the Mommyfags than the Sansfags, honestly. People will give reasons like 'it's like my friend fucking my mom' and stuff like that, they project HARD onto it.

Artists comments regarding this image:
>Addendum to the explanation of my Sans hate: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOM!!!!

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>>127983089
cute costume Chars?

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>>127983071
http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/7be8de5453b669536e604e9ee74de9f8/1750128%20-%20Chara%20Frisk%20Undertale.png

Here you go

>>127983134
>>127983156
don't deny the truth anons~

>>127983159
Yea I knew that date was probably super off but I didn't bother to look it up just to make that point.

Thanks for the clarification, I suppose.

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>>127981386

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>>127983172
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME