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/srg/ - Speedrunning General 2016-01-09 08:03:46 Post No. 127975264
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Marathons:
-Donations Collected Slowly on right now
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>MWSF
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
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i told you to use this picture >>127975214
ya jerk
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>>127975338
f off
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>>127975264
REMOVE HORROR
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>>127975338
Current one is better.
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>my meme is being used as the OP picture
i'm honored
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remove furry mentally illl scum
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>>127975315
anime is gross
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>>127975264
Thanks, anon. Reminder there is literally nothing wrong with being a furry.
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>>127975397
R E M O V E H O R R O R
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pic sucks
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>>127975463
only one i've saved all agdq other than this
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Why does the furry get a free pass?
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>>127975502
nothing wrong with being schizophrenic either.
but you should still seek help as a mentally ill person
>>127975536
It doesnt. Its some furry samefag shitter
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>tfw fall asleep and wake up and game is still going...
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>>127975532
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>>127975701
MM is suffering.
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>only like an hour and a half left
should I stay awake, anoons?
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>when the moon crashes on termina, I hope it lands on this kid
i laughed
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>tfw your most anticipated run is turning out to be the best run at AGDQ 16.
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>you need a pretty specific speed- or higher
Then I guess it's not so specific then huh, fucknut?
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>>127975853
Yeah this run is good
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>>127975315
I'm so behind on my anime backlog because of this shitty stream
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the game girl is my waifu
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>>127975849
I honestly really like the game but I'm just not interested in the runners.
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>>127975315
How come nippon is the best at creating diamonds? Is it their increased iq?
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Does goron Link have a grommr profile?
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>>127975953
>my good video game guy didn't use the most correct wording
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>>127976107
Give him a break, my man.
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>ZFG showed off way more cool looking technical 3D zelda tricks in an hour and half than these guys will in 5 1/2 hours
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>>127976193
You didn't actually watched both runs if you really think this.
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>>127976267
Not that guy but you talk like a dumbass and your shits all fucked up.
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>>127976193
VAC
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>>127976305
JUST
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>>127976193
its hundo u dumbo. ZFG purposely chose MQ all dungeons because it has the coolest things to do in a short amount of time.
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Man.
That moon is hella creepy.
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>>127975264
i saw the furry, stepped away and came back and he was gone
did they kick him off? Also what kind of attention seeking faggot wears a furry suit to a speedrunning convention and then sits right in front of the fucking camera
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>50 thousand ever since MM started
Man I sure love those fake donations as well.
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>>127976495
Someone posted a graph in previous threads showing how donation rate explodes near the end of the run.
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Is /v/ still here?
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>>127976018
hey bud do you think you could you upload your red pandas folder for me?
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>>127976562
test
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>>127976562
I'm from /v/, I came here because there was less shitposting I'm sorry
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>>127976463
The type of person who leans towards furryfaggotry in the first place.
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>>127976193
Who /tv/ here?
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>>127976636
5>4>6>3>1>7>2
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Who /lgbt/ in here? I'm sicking of watching what this thread does to Narcissa
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>>127976636
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>>127976636
4 u xDD
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>tfw the only cool person who has streamed this week is cook
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>>127976636
I had to take my mom to last agdq to get past the no singles security, and they made us make out to prove we are not relatives
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iozIZBFH45Y
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>>127976636
whats going on here
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>>127976853
thread theme
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MD4BPAp4jo
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>>127976764
>streaming during agdq
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>>127976727
2 > 3 > 1
Guess the series.
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How did we react when daddy won?
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>>127976764
slayer was streaming though....
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>>127976636
/tv/ is a myth... a legend
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>>127977059
ZFG smiled.
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>>127977052
starwars
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>explaining why they uninvert like 3 times
okay we understand
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>>127976636
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FIVE AND A HALF HOUR SPEEDRUN
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>>127977052
the dark knight trilogy
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I wonder if any of them have to piss or shit
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>>127976915
all me
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>>127977637
That's why bottles and co-op runs exist.
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>>127977637
>pooping more than once a week
>not wearing a diaper
/v/ really needs to go home
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>>127977635
It was Hannibal - i should have mentioned that it was a television series.I prefer Batman Begins over The Dark Knight Rises desu
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FrankerZ
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>>127977715
>tfw its happening
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>>127977726
papo stream
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>tfw we did it reddit
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>>127977801go to sleep.
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>>127977635
>>127977726
>Capeshit fans.
Please stay here and don't come back to /tv/ when this is over.
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>>127977828
FrankerZ Happy Birthday FrankerZ
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>>127977806
Did what?
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>cuck-oh
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>>127977914
....
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Reminder that Big Svenne is crushing pussy tonight while you browse oriental caricatures.
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ayy
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heyyy rofl
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>>127977876
Those were probably the only capeshit movies I've watched, aside from that one X-Men movie... days of future past? That was an alright movie.
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>>127975752
I didn't realize Cyghfer had transitioned as well.
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>>127977914But who was phone?
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>>127977726
>begins over dark knight
Ledger carries the whole series. I only don't really like the way the 2nd ends, but the first one is a bit of a clusterfuck with Ra's Al Ghul and Scarecrow
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>>127977830not even tired
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>>127977978
he said it "we did it reddit" because the couch incentivized twitch stream to spam FrankerZ in order to turn RNG in their favor for a completely luck based part of the run (and it worked)
Do you understand now?
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FUCK THE ANIMALS
FUCK THEM IN THEIR TINY LITTLE BUTTHOLES
I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE FAGGOTS GOING "LE KILL/SAVE TEH ANIMULS XD"
I SAY: SODOMIZE
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>>127976573
Sure thing! I need to import my other folder into this one, but after I do I'll upload it somewhere public :)
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>>127978203
tekkie...
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>>127978230
post butt
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>>127978175
Oh so people in twitch chat are from reddit? That makes sense considering how bad it is
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>>127978358
Everything is reddit friend, even 4chan
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>>127978358
Could be worse. They could be from /v/
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>>127978441You'd be surprised how little the difference is
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>>127978134
>tfw there will never be a SE04 of Hannibal
>>127978085
Dark Knight Rises.
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oh baby a triple
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>>127978435
only the mass murderers are reddit lol
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>>127977984
I tried tinder and got a lot of swipes but all of them were fat as fuck
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That mini game was amazing
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is it normal that watching agdq i want to be a famous speedrunner and be adored by millions of twitch users i dont even care about
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>mfw this agdq so far
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>>127978636
Yes, and you're part of the problem.
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>>127978636
>speedrunner
>adored by millions
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Is anybody watching Summit's speedrun of OoT?
Is it good?
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>>127978636
Everyone thinks like that during their first marathon, usually with the added "I'm gonna fuck missy!"
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>>127978761
no, he's just been doing very poopy paced any% runs for a few weeks. If you like watching him though that's all you
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>tfw top 10
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>>127978894
>pcucks
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>>127978894
Good job, larathen.
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>>127978894
who this
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>>127978957
I don't know who that is
>>127978960
i haven't posted inthis general for a while
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>>127978313
How about butt 2 butt?
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which one of you
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>>127978801
Who is Missy and how do I fuck her?
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This run is still on.
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>>127978801
I just want the latter.
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>>127979020
you
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>can do a frame perfect bombjump
>can't aim the hook for shit
Good controls nintendo
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>3 hours of 3d mario after this
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Reminder the little girl always gets raped by aliens no matter what, because of turning back time
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>>127979096
>console FPS
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I fell asleep and missed the mario runs. How were they? And which mario 2 was it, japanese or doki doki?
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>>127979238
which do you think it was
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>I love this game and I enjoy watching you guys destroy it
actual cucks
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>>127978994
It's ok
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>>127979238
The commentary during both runs was A+++.
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Will they ever read a donation with something REMOTELY new? It doesn't even have to be some goddamn /srg/ meme, I just hate hearing "OH I LOVE THIS GAME HOW ARE YOU BEATING IT SO FAST [verb] THE ANIMALS AND LET'S BEAT CANCER"
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>>127978894
>>127978894
>>127978894
>>127978894
>>127978894
h o t l i n e
c u t i e
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what do you think would happen if a runner didnt save the animals if it won
how would it go down?
what would the reactions be?
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>>127979294
"ok" is not an acceptable answer nerd.
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>>127978894
Hey gratz larathen.
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>>127979238
It was Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) ^^ ;)
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>>127979345
I do what I want bitch
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>>127979353
why do you guys keep calling me that
i dont know who that is can you at least give me some context?
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>>127979373
That game is actually called Doki Doki Panic
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>>127979417
>>127979428
dem you be auts fo shit bich
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>>127979428
No it isn't you tremendous weeaboo faggot
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>>127979428
No, it has Mario and Toad in it pal
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>>127979417
oh wait duh its the guy on the current #10 spot i get it
i'm #9 though!!!!!!
cant you see the speedrun that was uploaded today? :_:
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>>127979484
Which one is the most retarded I can't decide
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>>127979415
Damn don't be rude
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>>127979534
thats rude
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>>127979484
I don't who larathen is, but please stop impersonating him and giving him a bad name
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>>127979534
hey at least he speedruns
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havnt watched a ton this week but just looking at the schedule..
TASBot vs Humans -- Mystery Game
anyone know what game and who the mystery runners are?
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So what did they name the Ocarina of Time savefile as? I missed it.
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>work for a month on an oil rig
>come back
>run still going
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>>127979574
>took you over 10 minutes to realize what the name of the #10 person on a ss you uploaded was
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>>127978723
Could someone explain that graphic?
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>>127979623
Cosma
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>>127979597
Yoshi's Island
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>>127979284
Underrated post.
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>>127979647
i didn't pay attention to anyone who wasn't duke or snowfats or cfb
sorry
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>>127979649
It's pretty straightforward
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>check cosmos twitter
>see this
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>>127979740
she's so brave
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Damn, this totally ripped off Ornstein and Smoug
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>>127979740
>check cosmos twitter
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>>127979740
Oh thank god she's not wearing the crazy ass makeup. That drives me nuts about a lot of M to F Trans; they have no concept of too much makeup.
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>>127979740
she's so stunning
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>>127979849
well to be fair in the case of cosmo he looks better with make-up on, tranny or not.
It's because he's ugly as fuck either way
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>>127979740
Can you tell me why you were checking his Twitter in the first place?
Was it to see something exactly like that?
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>>127979779
>>127979873
>>127979849
stop before you invite more tumblr in
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really Daddy hours who up
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>>127979740
2k16 is truly a progressive year.
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>>127979338
I've always wanted to know. I really want someone to be on PB/WR pace and say fuck it and skip the animals.
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>>127979740
Even a person with a mental illness should be able to tell if they look like a girl or not
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>>127979946
Room 241
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>>127979974
The wr is like 30 minutes shorter
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>PB on the speedrun for the cure to cancer
This shit is just fucking depressing. PCF doesn't cure cancer or look for a cure, this run is awful, I don't know why I'm watching.
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>>127979740
I keep telling myself the whole thing is just a ruse and he's just poking fun at the trans community
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>>127979740
How does it feel like to know your community thinks you are a faggot?
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>tfw not getting shitfaced with other speed runners at a GDQ.
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>>127979740
>I may have taken some wrong decisions in life
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>not practicing your speedgame
What's your excuse?
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>>127980268
>consuming alcohol
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>>127980186
Damn, if I knew Obama was such a player I would have voted for him
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>>127980186
From the thumbnail I thought that was Edobean.
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>>127980393
>speedrunning
lmao kill yourself tbqh
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>>127980393
Fuck you dude I'm playing melee. It's like speedrunning but less shit.
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>"I just learned about AGDQ this week ... save those animals"
This is what's wrong with AGDQ
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>>127980395
It's probably one of few things to do in this small town I live in.Kill me.
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>>127980572
But Anon, it's for an amazing cause!
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>>127980590
oh
:(
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>>127980631
Same cause for killing them. Kill 'em instead.
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GET HYPE
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REMY BOYS
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>using the deity mask
CHEATER
FUCKING CHEATER
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>>127980393
I thought that was Blueglass in the thumbnail
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well that was a fun ass run
good night fellas
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WE'RE FREE FROM THIS SHIT
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What's the challenge here? Just z-target and shooting beams?
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now do it blindfolded without the diety mask
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>they literally just mashed buttons until the thing died
>and people donated for this
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that's cool but using the deity mask basically makes the fight "spam A to win"
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WE DID IT REDDIT
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IT'S OVER
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Literally anyone could beat Majora blind with fierce deity mask. Mashing b while holding z isn't hard.
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>>127980873
It was fun, even if it wasn't very hard. Otherwise it'd be mashing and the run would end sort of flat.
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FINALLY
NOW FOR A 3 HOUR MARIO RUN
HOIP
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>>127980874
>I have literally never played the game
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>>127980937
it's just babbies not knowing that you always use diety mask to kill majora in 100%
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>>127980937
true.
Good idea in this case.
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Great, time for more CuckVegeta
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its over?
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>>127980956
i have literally beaten the game 100%
you can suck my dick
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wow they let the gross beard guy stroke his shit in the same spot for hours
but they quickly kick out ds dad and retarrrrrrd
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LOL EPIC
funny fat woman
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>this neckbeard redditor trying to become a meme with his epic beard
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can anyone in here help me speed run dota to 6k mmr
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>>127981072
>he's been stroking his beard for at least 6 hours
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>>127980698
i feel bad for fetty but hes such a cool dude, i would embrace my flaws too. wait why is he posted
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the beard dude pisses me off
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Glad this guy can showboat his cringy beard and majora's mask pillow but they won't show wheelchair guy on camera ever again even after he stopped the memes
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>>127981072
you'd think he'd get tired stroking his beard for 3 days straight
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>>127981126
Somebody donated $17.38.
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>>127981072
he and the girl he's always with are clear attention whores
hes always playing with his beard
she brought a ds to play on cam after ds dad got attention
she wore the orange thing after that
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>>127981173
fucking based. i cant watch sadly.
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>>127981072
I really hate beardfats so much
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>>127981040
Lol
......
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>>127981124
Much longer, he even tried to hit on kenny with it
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>>127976463
>>127976635
wait, this furry was actually there? I thought this image was just from a furry con or some shit and shopped.
What the actual fuck, man. Aren't fursuits for sex? Why do they let this happen?
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>>127979585
im not
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>matoyas cave
One of the best NES tracks desu.
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>>127981347
mah nigga, I love that shit
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oh god, 2 and a half hours for one of the worst 3d mario games? fucking shit
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>>127981413
epic bait bro, teach me how you do it
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>>127981324
not all of them are, that guy seemed like he was okay. he was just sitting there, not drawing more attention to himself than needed. i think the most 'active' he was acting was when he made a little goofy ditzy move in his chair when the current announcer said "kill the animals" lol. but it was all super tame.
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Whoah, you can play loogy in mario galaxy?
Is this gonna be a loogy speedrun?
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>>127981347
When I heard that tune in ff14 I lost my shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orvKqkgWZOc
Too bad the endgame for ff14 is ass tier.
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Reminder that coolmatty looks like a deformed Grimace
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>we're all making a big difference
holy fuck the self importance of these faggots. Patting themselves on the back for giving $5 to an org that makes "get yourself tested" posters.
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>>127981503
Yeah anon, that furfag getting in his furry get-up and sitting delibaretly right infront of the camera wasn't an attentionwhore.
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>>127981559
Fuck PCF.
Didn't they do Doctors Without Borders not long ago? Might be confusing them with someone else.
PCF is a shit foundation.
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>>127981324
>losing your shit over something that doesn't affect you
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The only thing I really don't like about the new 3d marios is the overworld is just shit
I hate the spaceship, I want a connected world to run around in
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>>127981631
It's been years since they did doctors without borders.
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>>127981559
>>127981631
>le pcf is le EBIL meme
>>>/v/
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>>127981634
They ban the word 'fuck' but they let a faggot in his actual fucksuit on camera.
Also fuck you for symphatizing with furries you dumbfuck
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>>127981557
cool matty has had some sort of leg surgery or complication which is more common than you would think. One of his shoes has a riser on it to make up for the difference in leg length
no need to use rude language desu, even if the old boys are kind of stingey
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>any%
>3 hours
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>>127981693
Calm down Anon, you're acting as if Hitler himself sat down on the game couch.
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>>127981551
Yeah man, that shits great along with all of the music from they Sylx Tower release. In particular, this one is the one I enjoyed the most:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb_WWhHYt1U
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>>127979997
tfw look like a girl but still too ugly to live
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>>127981634
>hitler is exterminating jews? oh well, that doesn't affect me I'm not jewish
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Is that the homie p4ntz on the couch
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who's the chubby qt in purple?
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>>127981818
That's how everyone acted in the 40s
Thankfully things are different now
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I remember when Rosalina came out. I spent the weeks after launch searching for hentai of her and cumming my balls dry.
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>>127981764
It actually is comparable. Imagine if a guy in a nazi suit was to sit down while swastikas were banned.
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>>127981693
you can't bully someone for their sexual orientation or identity
if he thinks he is a wolf you have to respect xir preference and address them how xir likes
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>>127981676
>EBIL
Not what I said at all. It's just a stupid fucking thing to give your money to. If you want to make a difference in the world, give your money to some charity that, I don't know, feeds starving people.
That's an immediate solution to an immediate problem. It's a far more effective use of the money that will save far more lives.
I guess then people can't leave their "my ____ died to cancer" donations, though.
It's probably a marketing decision.
>>127981670
My bad. I don't know why I was thinking of that, then.
In any case, they should really do something better than PCF.
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>>127981634
double standards and hypocrisy pisses me the fuck off
plushies are banned on cam but a furrsuit wearing mentally ill attention whore isn't?
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>>127981953
Yeah, why are gays allowed on camera when normal people arent?
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>>127981919
>>127981670
they do doctors without borders for sgdq
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>>127982028
That's why I was confused. Thanks anon.
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>>127982028
Wait, really? It was doctors without borders at the last SGDQ? I could've sworn it was cancer again.
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>>127981559
>people actually donate to a prevention foundation for cancer while anon is complaining
They DO make a difference, its you who is stagnating.
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>>127981612
nah senpai. he couldve been like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0aabX8MrnI
but he was sitting there. talking to the person next to them.
yeah he was attentionwhoring but it wasnt on this scale.
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>>127982072
theyve done doctors without borders for sgdq since like 2013
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>>127982072
MSF was there, and they even had a few representatives there during the entire week with a booth set up. And they supplied pizza.
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>>127982127
Going out in public with a fursuit on is in itself an extreme act of attentionwhoring. Sitting infront of a camera that streams to thousands adds to this.
Get the fuck out of here, furfaggot.
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>there are actually people in this thread who want cancer to win
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>>127982189
>>127982195
my fucking memory is going jesus christ
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the way this guy says luma makes me hard
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>>127982206
does that mean that if some fag sits in the camera with a silly hat theyre also being an attentionwhore?
having knowledge about a cringy fucking group of mentally unstable weirdos =/= furfag but step it up senpai.
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>This saves 8 second
*clap clap clap*
>so uhhhh on this run I just like wigging this dildo
*clap clap clap*
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>>127982214
i actually have cancer and i am just insulted they spend literal fucking millions on preventative measures instead of funding research.
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>>127982214
hot picture
i noticed it and saved it when i saw it in the /v/ thread the other day
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>>127982195
pamphlets > pizza
let's kick cancer's butt!
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>>127982326
>does that mean that if some fag sits in the camera with a silly hat theyre also being an attentionwhore?
Yes, although less of an attention whore than someone sitting there with an entire silly suit.
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Are you guys ready for twitch chat to spam SUPER MARIO GALAXY during the spherical world levels in ratchet and clank?
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IIYYYY EY AH!
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>>127982363
>me me me
This is what you sound like
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>>127982428
you mean ratchet and clark?
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>>127982363
What do you have m8? Sorry to hear that.
Would you like to read a leaflet about staying fit and healthy to prevent cancer? :^)
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>there's a big skip but I'm bad at it so I won't do it
-.-
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>>127982460
o.o
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>>127982378
daily reminder that they fired romscout so they could break ties with MSF and double dip on those sweet PCF bonuses every year because it pays more.
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>>127982326
Fursuits are expensive things yo.
Ain't nobody owns a fursuit who isn't a furry.
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How do you get to go to Games Done Quick?
Is it like you just buy tickets to go or do you have to get invited?i want to go just to maybe meet someone cool
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>>127982420
wellll wont disagree with you there. i think ill just agree to disagree. he could have acted out more, but it certainly was a bit of an attention getter.
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lmao Summit1g keeps referring to Cosmo as Cosmo and "he", and it's pissing off the trannies in his chat.
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I can't stand scrub runners running unoptimized scrub runs. Say what you want about OOT, MM, SM64 etc. but at least the people who run these games make it look better than a retarded lets play
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>>127982542
>he needs to be spoonfed information that's literally on the gdq site
You'll fit right in
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Can someone explain the Daddy sausage to me? It's strangely endearing
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>>127982596
Speaking of attention whoring:
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
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>>127982619
for what reason is he talking about *them*?
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>>127982619
fuck off no one cares about a washed up old csgo streamer
i like narcissa more than i like summit1g (and i dont even like narcissa)
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>>127982542
This logic is why they have literally 10k literally whos there
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>>127982435
cant hate me for knowing who is #1 m8.
>>127982458
yes thank you i'd love one, here's a million fucking dollars.
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>>127982689
I know you're trying to bait by calling him Narcissa but I honestly think there's nothing more hilarious that calling that autogynophile faggot 'Narcissa'. It fits perfectly.
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>>127982524
oh no believe me, im aware.
unless they have a mascot costume for an actual profession, but i know this isn't a mascot and its a fursuit.
>>127982680
who said it was an avatar el oh el.
this is a website where "reaction images" are a thing.
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>>127982748
im not baiting
i dont wanna be rude and call him the name he doesnt wanna be called
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>>127982687
He's learning OOT
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>>127982786
mate you're bad at this, you forgot to say 'she'
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Is this the only waggling game people run seriously
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>>127982825
>He's learning OOT
KEK
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>>127982834
woops you're right
but i honestly wasn't baiting i just thought someone would call me out on calling her the wrong name if i said cosmo
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>>127982769
Every red panda faggot is a furry, Matt
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I just started watching the Blast Corps VOD and it's good so far, but why the fuck isn't Peaches there?
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>>127982841
>waggling game
The only motion controls in galaxy are some pointing at shit and shaking the remote for a spin. There's also one or two minigames with tilting.
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>>127982363
Checked PCF's website and they say they fund cancer research.
I assume that's true, but I still think the money would be better spent on a charity that would actually save lives in the short term.
There's really nothing that PCF can do to actually cure/eradicate cancer.
It's likely most of this money won't even go to research, but instead to things like screenings or even simply pamphlets like other faggots are saying.
Basically, get fucked cancer people. There's not a whole lot we can do for you at the moment. The money raised here is a drop in the ocean of money that has and will ever be spent on cancer research before we find a cure.
We have people we could actually be saving with treatable issues, whether it be a disease or something like starvation.
>>127982872
Dude this is 4chan. Everyone is far, far more likely to call you out for not saying 'he' and calling him Cosmo.
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>>127982919
my name isn't matt though.
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>>127982959
>Dude this is 4chan. Everyone is far, far more likely to call you out for not saying 'he' and calling him Cosmo.
thats what i just said
>woops you're right
>but i honestly wasn't baiting i just thought someone would call me out on calling her the wrong name if i said cosmo
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There's absolutely zero reason for AGDQ to not go to an autism charity. It's only Mike's greed that continues the waste of money towards the fraud of an organization that is PCF. If Mike had an ounce of compassion in his heart he would help support the millions of autists out there that will never have a job, and sit in their basements forever playing resetting Streets trying to get a 1:11.
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Is there any autism/cringe video about this year's AGDQ out yet?
>inb4 every run is an autism/cringe video
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>/srg/ doesn't like AGDQ
>our boi pie did
Who is right?
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>>127983067
>our boy pie
after watching the hotline miami run i now know that when people talk about this guy they are mocking him
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>>127983057
[obligatory direct you to /v/ or reddit meme.]
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>>127981670
SGDQ is to raise money for Doctors Without Borders (Medicins Sans Frontieres)
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WOOH *clap clap* he was autistic!!
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>>127983057
http://webm.land/media/hjzM.webm
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How much money will Mike Jewyama make this year exploiting bereaved people looking to do some good?
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>>127982670
thanks for telling me that, I didn't know what their website was
>$50 entry
>$99 a night for the hotel
>over a thousand dollars if you want to be there for the whole event
m-maybe someone would wanna share a room?
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>someone says something actually funmy
>no reaction
Is this the worst?
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>>127982689
>washed up cs go streamer
except he's not washed up if his fpl performance is anything to go by
not saying he's the best in NA, but he could easily go semi-pro in cs if he wanted to
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>>127983130
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>wake up
>op is a fursuit
I hope there was a lot of complaining about the hypocrisy of the staff for leting that mentally ill attention whore do that but banning cosplay and everything else
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>>127983067
your boi pie lives in his parents basement making less than $15k a year playing Runescape to his 400 viewers. He's almost 30 years old and his parents still pay all the bills, and for all of his food. I bet his mommy still makes him spaghetti every friday. Occasionally he switches to money maker and gets 1.5k viewers until chat makes fun of him for being awful at the game, and he cries on stream.
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>>127983105
how?
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>>127983130
holy shit
i love the way fuzzyness looks / gestures at him immediately after
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>>127983247
makes over 35k a year, closer to 40, gets usually 800+ on rs streams which he just does and chills. Pays his own bills, saves money and invests.
I don't even like Pie but for christ sake quit exaggerating shit so you can feel good about hating him
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This run is boring, Im probably going to sleep in half hour if it doesn't get better, I thought it would be like Mario 64
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>>127983006
jesus your reading comprehension is terrible
he's saying if you say 'narcissa' and 'she' here, you'll get shat on
and for good reason, stop enabling mental illnesses because it's "rude" not to
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chism has a cute tummy
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>>127983359
>I love sucking cock
We know anon
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>>127983246
Audience can wear whatever they want senpai, as long as they keep their shit out of the couch.
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>>127983356
The runner is just so fucking bad, unoptimized LPrun
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>>127983219
>NA fpl
>NA csgo
>semi-pro
hahaha I wish I had a gif of a girl laughing her ass off to respond to your post with
so this anime crossing laughing gif will have to do
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>Mario 64 was released 21 years ago
;_;
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>>127983426
I bet he wasn't moved off camera for freaking out twitch chat like the disabled guy was though
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>>127983435
>NA cs
I know. But that's where the money is, so pro/semi-pro in NA would be fine
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>>127983519
Shit, it's older than my wife
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>>127983105
I don't follow the speedrun scene outside of GDQs, and catching random streams once in a while.
Can you explain the iateyourpie bullshit?
I've even heard it at a convention when some faggot in front of me was streaming a panel to 37 viewers.
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>>127983594
Hi sam
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>>127983261
they were like VISIT MY STREAM AND SUBSCRIBE LOL
>>127983615
i dont know either i was saying i get that its a joke now
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>>127983523
twitch tv/rainbowsprinklez/profile
the dude is pretty cool too. can't type memes in chat so he wanted to participate with his tablet and they stopped him.
buncha faggots
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>>127983615
As far as I know about him, other than Trihex he us the posterboy for shit speedrunner sellout.
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This is a very nice Super Mario Galaxy let's play to be honest.
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>>127983719
Yep, I sincerely hope the runner is not the WR holder otherwise this community is embarrassing
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>>127983719
2 more hours of this
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>>127983130
Seriously why do humans allow political correctness to corrupt every fun event men create? Why do you even allow this.
The world is catering to more idiots every year and good comedy is dying out.
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>>127983794
I think the community is embarrassing no matter what dude.
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>>127983808
>facepalm
it's 2005 again baby
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>>127983719
the worst thing about this is that Galaxy speedruns are about gaining time by small optimizations over each level rather than large skips or cool tricks
so it's just a lets play
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Damn this run is boring, what should I fap to?
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>>127983921
hotaru
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>>127983719
>>127983808
>>127983867
>look at the stream a few minutes ago
>it's at 45 minutes or so
>think to myself "oh cool its probably almost done"
>look at the estimation time for the run
>2 hours and 45 minutes
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>>127983186
Don't forget about food costs! And hotel rooms are much more than that, especially if they're located down town. Crowne Plaza Hotel had $190 rates with SGDQ.
And a lot of randoms usually room with each other.
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>>127983921
adrian's thighs
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>>127983921
noir
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>>127983912
>small optimizations
But even then the run looks sloppy as fuck. Compare to even a mid-tier sm64 runner and it's just disgraceful
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>>127983649
Well, I hope someone in the thread will explain it.
I fucking hate the guy. I followed him during some really long Zelda marathon a long time ago.
A week later, saw that he was doing Paper Mario speedruns, and I love that game. Started watching his stream, and got absolutely disgusted about five minutes in.
Dude was not even slightly entertaining and incredibly obnoxious.
>>127983669
I mean, I know about the Papa Johns thing, but is that also the reason people say "subscribe to my channel at twitch/iateyourpie"?
He just plugs his channel and asks for subscriptions regularly?
If so, that's a pretty lame joke. I feel let down, somehow.
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>>127983965
someone post her facebook
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>>127983965
Is it a tranny?
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>>127984021
no, but she created one
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>>127983130
>http://webm.land/media/hjzM.webm
idgi
is this just more LE DEADNAMED memes because it doesnt look like anything is happening in that webm
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OUR
BOY
PIE
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>Announcer said "shit" on stream.
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>>127983410
this looks fairly gay desu
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>>127983665
>>127983523
did that actually happen because it sounds like a /pol/-tier meme
>>127983186
>going to the actual hotel a convention is at
real niggas couchsurf and sleep over with dudes they lay
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Has our literal boi ZFG been up yet? Can't load the schedule on my toaster
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>>127984118
and people say he isn't a speedrunner
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>>127984118
Damn he has a cute gf
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>>127983719
This is extremely boring. You'd think a game with gravity as the gimmick it would have cool exploits. ,there's nothing intricate in this game compared to 64 or sunshine. The character moves the same speed, only two cutscenes that are repeated over and over, and there's usually only one path through a level
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>>127984161
legitimately happened, there's webms of him being told to stop, and you can check some vods and see him on camera before they booted him
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>>127984161
>real niggas couchsurf and sleep over with dudes they lay
i dont have any friends
maybe someone here would want to share a room with me
im cute and i am hygenic
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>>127984118
STREAM BIG
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>>127984162
Yeah, he was two runs ago. Based as always.
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>>127984186
Yep, was hoping for to see Luigi slingshot around the fucking sun into that Peach birds vagina but nah ain't happening
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>>127984217
>booted him
Kicked him out of the room or what?
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>>127984226
The humbler days of GDQ
They're so corporate now
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>>127984217
could you post one or something because I still don't believe you, or think that you are blowing some other thing out of proportion (like he was told to stop using his tablet, and just kinda left instead)
also the fursuit guy just kinda did it, was there for 5 minutes, and left so im p sure he was shot
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>>127984221
Nobody wants a friend with no friends, it means he has issues
>I'm cute
And lo, the shoe fits
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>>127984304
much like pie
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>>127984317
i meant i dont have speedrunning friends that would be attending the event you bully
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>2hrs
I thought this was a speed run stream?
Do they even play any good games?
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>try trick
>fail
>"UHHH YEAH THAT TRICK IS TRICKY RNG JUST SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T LET YOU"
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>>127984316
>>127984296
he and his friend left for the bathroom after this and when they came back gdq staff turned the webcam to make sure he's never on stream again
also if you're curious this is the specific brain injury he suffered from his car accident
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffuse_axonal_injury
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>>127984361
>>127984317
>>127984221
2bh if I were richer and didn't have a roommate, I would probably rent my extra room out to 4channers here for the yearlyfurryconvention
>>127984380
the Galaxy games are just long as fuck for no reason
but in general, no, its been pretty shit this year
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>Bloodborne is one of the last games to be run
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>>127984380
what are some examples of "good" games?
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>>127984414
>they move the camera
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST FUN AGAINST THIS ONE SPECIFIC GUY FOR HAVING AN EYEPATCH ALSO FURRIES ARE INVOLVED
nice webm of a dude doing ASL at the camera tho
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>>127984445
>bloodborne any%
Kill me
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>>127983410
okay where did you find this? I didn't see it on his twitter
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>>127984414
Wow what a bunch of faggots, poor guy
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>>127984304
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>>127984468
games that have glitches or are good to spectate rather than 2 hours of boring repetetive platforming gameplay
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>>127984430
we are talking about hotels
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>>127984491
I mean I didn't say any of that shit, personally I'm not bothered by it but a lot of people are. Rainbow himself doesn't really mind, he's happy to be at the event
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>>127984496
Who's idea was it to show the most boring category?
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>what's interesting here is that the game designers actually thought about the game they were making
huh, neat.
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>>127984518
i said examples not a description
funny how whenever people say THESE GAMES ARE ALL SHIT they can never name any alternatives.
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>>127984535
Most categories in this event are pretty shit.
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>>127984567
>ihop
that product placement. is that how they fund all this?
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>>127984491
he didn't get kicked out either according to reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4034im/who_is_the_guy_with_the_eyepatch/cyr306u
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>>127984560
It's also fucking lazy, how much work you think changing him to Mario would be? Wow they changed two textboxes
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>>127984639
>distraction
First cosplay, then 2hu and now the disabled
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>>127984506
If you put someone's twitter name into the search you can see all tweets where they were mentioned, and filter by photo too
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Why don't they ever speedrun racing sim games? They're the very definition of GOTTA GO FAST. They have F-Zero and Mario Kart, why not Forza or GT?
Fuck it, I'm gonna GIT GUD at Forza 4, and submit my IL of King Of The Ring to SGDQ. Wish me luck, nerds
>>127984526
it's pretty common for people to rent out their apartments or guest rooms around the summer time for convention-goers of various sorts. It's basically a very small B&B
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>>127984641
Reformat your post and try again
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I wonder what would happen if these people knew most of their donations were going to flyers and not research
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>btw I'm a muhrine thanks for the welfare money, o-oorah
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>>127984685
>cosplay banned
for what reason?
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>>127984701
>wow this lap is 5 second faster than playing casually
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>>127984639
I wonder how aggravating it would be with a disabled body that is slower than what you mind tries to put out, since he's not mentally disabled.
I guess you'd just be happy to be alive, and he seems to be a really cool guy, but man how people deal with that is beyond me
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>>127984737
hey don't get cancer try your best ok
give me 1 million dollars
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>>127984753
Distraction. Surprised they let the tony mask during hotline slip
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>>127984685
now we only need cosmo and this AGDQ could be a success. but it's too late for that
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>puns
holy shit worst comment ever
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>>127984790
imagine having full body paralysis but also total brain function
>>
That comment gave me cancer. Go back to "greetings from Germany" comments please.
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>>127984853
Cosmo/Narcissa has already been in the crowd with a hood up.
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/684197715635486720
then left this morning
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/685722664162312194
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>>127984686
aw shit, I never knew that. thanks
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>>127984790
he struggles with it daily but twitch interaction helps him tremendously to be honest, he chats a lot with small and big streamers. he was super dedicated to streaming for a while, did over 100 consecutive days of streams, but his view count was so low (mostly because his voice post-accident can be off-putting) even that frustrated him at times
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>>127984967
Well I followed him after learning out about him after the event.
Checked out some of his highlights like him singing Still Alive and all that and I dig his humor. Glad I discovered him.
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>>127984639
> they don't like the attention he draws so they moved the crowd cam so it hides him
I'm so fucking mad I don't know what to say.
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>>127984757
how is it different from shit like the galaxy run going on now, or F-Zero/Mario Kart runs
oh wait I forgot you're trolling
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>>127985160
>dota 2 beating AGDQ
where were you when galaxy killed speedrunning?
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bump for gdq cowtits
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Trackmania Max Speed Race when
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>>127985296
cowtits, you say?
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>>127984937
>sitting overnight at the airport, 6hrs before my flight, feeling tired & ugly
I have to say, he has already figured out the typical female fishing for compliments and unearned reassurance.
>>
this dude is bad
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>literally dying
:/
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>>127985371
I've seen texture glitches more tolerable than this dress.
>>
Has anyone ever run Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden?
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>>127985519
I think it was at an SGDQ.
I have no idea if there's any serious glitches or anything in it.
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>guessing games
>fun
:/
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>>127985371
love them dude, these too
so many speedhunnies have cowtits im impressed
more more
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>>127984701
F-Zero is the only racing game you should speed run desu. Go check out any F-Zero GX speed run and you'll see how crazy it is.
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>>127985387
I wonder if he knows he's being lied to his face to make him feel better or just lets the delusion take over
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>>127985643
I have and it's not much different from conventional racing games
shift boosting is a thing, that's about it. but the execution for that is about the same as just starting your car without stalling in even a simcade like GT or Forza, and analog throttle is a real bitch when you actually care about having traction
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>>127976463
It's brosentia's boyfriend. Both are known fur fags. At first I thought it was brosentia tho you see him with him before they both walk away.
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>>127985519
you mean shut up and crash then gay kiss gaiden
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had to sleep
how was zfg's run?
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Did anyone else lose huge respect for Big Jon after that pathetic attempt at damage control? For a guy who goes on about how he is "real" and genuine, to lie about having a growth fetish just seems worse than the degeneracy itself. If he just owned it and said "yeah, I belong to a site where people pay for my food in exchange for pics and videos of my gut", I'd be like "yeah, cool".
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>>127979585
larathen is a furry who used to speedrun PSX resident evil games.
Also did a bunch of Crash 1 races.
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>>127985775
holy shit
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>>127985519
>>127985775
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>>127985791
Comfy af
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>>127985756
I actually doubt that he is being lied to, to make him feel better, but rather to make the "liar" feel better about themselves, being all progressive and stuff.
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>>127985519
Laz ran it at AGDQ 2014. Was a pretty good run, and the dev team was there too.
>>
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>>127985905
>the dev team was there too.
hate this meme
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>>127985791
>>127985897
is it on youtube yet? I passed out around the time he beat jabu and twitch VODs never work right for me
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>>127984639
>crippled eyepatch dude with memes is too distracting (even after removing the memes)
>guy in a fursuit is perfectly fine though
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>somethingautistic.net
hey guys I just made an epic new joke
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>>127985829
Not really. If you watch his stream you know he's an uppity bitch that wants to present himself as a PG-13 family entertainer. The excuse is dumb as fuck, no way in hell is it impersonation.
Seriously though just fucking be honest, nobody cares.
>>
Why does no one ever reply to my fucking posts, too much video games and not enough memeing?
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>>127986117
not on youtube yet, and i know you said they dont work but here's twitch vod time
gamesdonequick/v/34028952?t=44h52m03s
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>>127986206
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>>127985829
Nobody cares.
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>>127985829
>having respect for speedrunners
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I fell asleep, who won, daddy or wanda?
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>>127986273
sometimes they do work so thanks homie i'll refresh until it does
>>127986195
>it's all a big conspiracy orchestrated by the kike-- I mean, the furfags, that they shifted a camera over slightly after a disabled guy went to piss
>>>/pol/
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>>127985829
>yeah, I belong to a site where people pay for my food in exchange for pics and videos of my gut
Nigga what the fuck.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L66IxBpiM0
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>>127986398
I respect ZFG and Wester for stabbing his brother but that's it
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>>127986401
look it up yourself reddit
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>>127986423
don't start this fursecution shit up again
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>>127986443
why bother when you'll tell me anyway?
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>>127986401
Watch the VOD
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>>127986434
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>>127985829
if you guys make any bigger of a deal out of this, it might start to turn Jon on!
haha, just a little joke I thought I'd share with you :)
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>>127986423
Don't worry anon, I'm too tired for conspiracies right now. Just pointing out for the 843874th time the irony of GDQ's standards of what's "too distracting" and what isn't.
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>>127985829
Eh, I think the best way would be to just ignore it. Damage control only brings more eyes to it.
>>
why is notch such an attention whore
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>people using webcams when speedrunning
why
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>>127986546
point out where it says the man himself was "too distracting" becuase it's clear from the webm posted that he left of his own accord
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any of you guys remember that i said paying for memes?
well, i called it >>127973838
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>>127986637
he left to take a piss and came back to a moved camera.
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>>127986637
In that webm he left to use the bathroom but when he came back they made sure he was off camera. his brother was here explaining the situation yesterday
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>>127986607
If I was rich as fuck I'd drop money on this too, inbetween having asian girls (specifically one from each asian country (not taipei)) lick my body
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>>127986709
desu i don't think they were making sure he was off camera
they moved a chair originally to put his wheelchair there, and then no one has moved the chairs since and he just stayed off to the side
im pretty sure they're just incorrectly assuming they moved the camera for this reason.
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>>127986607
He's literally sitting on a pile of money with nothing to do.
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>>127986401
The jews won
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>>127986607
He's not an attention whore, more like an attention John.
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>>127986694
ok and
>whoa they moved the camera
>THE JEWS DID THIS
he could have easily taken another spot on camera, and with how the camera moved, it's a reasonable change; it has more of the audience visible after the change than before
but w/e anything to complain about Le SJW Boogeyman even when they're being distinctly not SJW
>>
where's the serg group photo
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>>127986789
rainbow told me himself "I came back from potty and am sitting in [the] exact same spot and camera is off me now. It could be coincidence, but I'm not pushing it"
so yeah if he's sitting in the same spot but not visible ever again that's a little fishy but I wouldn't attribute it to malicious intent
>>
>>127986434
>>127986506
Am I the only bothered by samefagging like this?
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>>127986880
No one said anything about SJWs you faggoty tumblrina
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>>127986195
>guy in a fursuit is perfectly fine though
Because it's brosentia's boyfriend
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>>127986902
everyone does it, don't pretend you (me) don't do it, from different devices to hide post times
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>>127986902
Yes
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>meme donation
memed
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The only true meme donation is $4.20
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>>127986959
I'm never going to find a sane boyfriend that likes videogames am I
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>>127986884
if you watch him leave, they put a chair where he was exactly
did they move the chair again to put him back in that exact spot?
actually i dont care anymore, rainbow is a cool dude and i think it didnt happen maliciously but i dont think they should have stopped him in the first place because he was hilarious
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>>127987058
>being gay
probably not
>>
Isn't 'gamers' a perjorative? Shouldn't we call them 'People who game'?
>>
https://twitter.com/DelnSpeedrun/statuses/685713694794334208
ALERT STIV STRIKES AGAIN ALERT
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>>127986902
._.
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>>127987058
r u a cutie grill or do you have a penis
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>>127987058
>wanting a perfectly sane bf
You're boring as fuck, my man.
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>>127987058
No, I settled with a normal bloke and it's fine. Only annoy thing is to him and his friends I'm the "such a cute nerd xD" guy.
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>>127987058
>sane
>homosexual
>likes videogames
The odds are not in your favour.
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>>127987145
Hi p3
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>>127987104
It's a fair question and neither of us really know for sure. Rainbow's not sour about it or anything so I think some people are more upset than they should be.
But I agree it gave the chat something to do in between games and it wasn't disruptive to any actual runners since he wasn't visible during gameplay
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>>127987163
Some people are. I just like romance, vanilla sex and want to play videogames with someone I love.
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>>127987140
Fuck off to Sarqueefian's blog you SJW nigger.
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>>127987058
Tops are sane, bottoms are creeps
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>>127987058
LONDON
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>>127987321
>Tops are sane, bottoms are creeps
What makes you say that?
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>>127987426
Women are not sane and they are bottoms
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>>127987426
Experience
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>>127987476
By that logic, women who peg their husbands are sane. I mean I agree that women are nuts but I don't think a man who likes to take it up the butt is going to have female brain structures.
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>>127985643
fuck off naeg
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>>127987516
Women who peg their husbands are probably more sane than their husbands
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>>127987591
He's got a point.
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>>127987553
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
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>>127987591
You might be right.
Whatever. Men who bottom are still less nuts than women.
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>>127985829
No because I'm not a piece of shit who doxx's people for the ebin luls. I hope you get exposed for liking cp or scat in front of your family.
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>>127986437
Haha what the fuck? I knew he had problems with him but he actually stabbed him?
>>
/v/?
>>
Is a 20 minute Yume Nikki glitchless run a let's play?
>>
For real, what happened to Blueglass? I stopped paying attention to the speedrunning scene in early 2014. He was a super genuine guy and was a great edition to AGDQ.
>>
I have been drinking every time he missed a trick
I cant feel my feet
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>>127987729
he was on the couch earlier
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>>127987742
I can feel your willy
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>>127987728
>20 minute yume nikki run
what
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>>127987728
>no glitches
It's a fast let's play, get out
>glitches
You're cheating, get out
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>>127987274
sounds like it would get stale pretty quick 2bh homie
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>>127987842
this image actually upsets me
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>24 year old dutch father dies of cancer
>idiot thinks donating to AGDQ will ever stop that from happening in any instance
Is anyone else just depressed?
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>>127987842
>second best free
That's a son I wouldnt disown
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>>127987842
i dont know what to write but i have to write something
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>>127987728
Depends on if you're commentating or not.
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anyone else excited for ratchet and clark
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>>127987842
>jewish parents
They're probably proud.
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>>127987728
Not if you have splits.
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>>127987949
ye clark is my favourite
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>>127987949
It's the closest you'll get to a PC speedrun pn a console
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>>127986434
>right next to the legend who got merc'd by security
>>
Have you ever fisted yourself /srg/?
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>>127977715
siglemic stream
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>>127987742
Don't die.
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>>127988037
yeah its not very fun
my arm hurt more than my ass
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>>127988037
I don't have a vagina yet.
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>>127988119
yeah you kinda have to stretch a little bit I can see that, I guess you put a lot of big things up there?
>>127988127
hi cosmo you know you can use your boypussy in the meantime right
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>literal toy level
They actin like this game isnt for babies
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>>127976636
Classic marathon
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>>127988173
>yeah you kinda have to stretch a little bit I can see that,
seriously, my arm hurt all day after
it's a long reach
>I guess you put a lot of big things up there?
like once a month I go pretty hard with it, usually it's only restricted to "big" and not "Wuffamute™-Tier"
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>>127988314
So you wouldn't recommend trying it?
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>>127988371
not even a little. get an equivalently sized toy if you're a size queen. a fist isn't even as big as it sounds
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>>127988514
I have a medium david, my logic with fisting is that I'd be getting the stretching of a large toy along with the manipulations of having fingers in there.
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>>127987658
Yep, that's why Mike89 completely disappeared
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>it took me 50 attempts as a kid
>as a kid
Fuck
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this agdq sucks, no fucking drama
the only interesting thing that happened was stiv fucking another married woman but there isn't any confirmation that ot's true
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>>127988037
fuck no thats gross and probably makes you need diapers
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>>127988636
Stiv is like the ultimate bull.
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>>127988636
> you think that could even remotely be true
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>>127988624
>le i am so old meme
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>insider jokes
:/
>>
>>127987964
You notice that they're jewish but not that they're gay aswell?
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>>127988636
My mind wonders why faggots like this just don't stick to /v/
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>>127988783
bro bro
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>Bored by Zelda runs
>Bored by Galaxy
>Going to be bored by Jak 3, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro
Seen it all before. Way too long. Give me something new.
At least MOGRA is soon.
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>>127988835
what do you want to discuss instead you retarded fag?
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>tfw no gf who pegs me while I speedrun Twilight princess
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easy as that
>>
Clint Stevens pb'd again.How long until ZFG gets dethroned in 100%?
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>>127988882
find a new hobby m8
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Who else /(You)collector/ here?
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Ratchet and Clank 2 is one of my favourite games of all time, can't fucking wait.
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>>127988820
I wasn't sure about the spics gender.
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>>127988950
No one ever replies to me :/
>>
3d zelda is all garbage. besides windwaker and skyward sword they try to be edgy and grimdark
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>>127989000
nice trips
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>>127989003
ALttP is more grimdark than TP if you actually paid attention
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>>127989000
nice trips son
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>>127988971
It's up your arsenal
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>>127988971
They're running 3.
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SO LONG GAY BOWSER
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>>127989000
you gotta post the funny memes bro
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>>127989003
(You)
>>
>>127988950
>>127989000
Samefag.
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>>127988905
You are the twilight princess
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>>127989124
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>>127988562
I don't know the sizes of BD meme toys off-hand, but fingering in general is more fun and doesn't ruin your arms for the rest of the day. You don't need the whole hand in there and all the feeling is in the first bit anyway (at least for me)
>>
>2nd best run ever was literal scrubshit LP
just stop playing desu
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>>127989061
at least alttp is something to look at. tp is a grey mess of samey environments and poor mechanics.
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>>127989124
>>
>Mario getting cucked by Luigi
>>
ded
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>>127986607
He has no friends. He has no chance of making any real friends because coming into large sums of money makes your family and "friends" into disgusting, begging, money leeching fucktards who only care about your wallet.
This is one of his only outlet.
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>>127989354
>because coming into large sums of money makes your family and "friends" into disgusting, begging, money leeching fucktards who only care about your wallet.
Not that this isn't true for the most part, but his wife actually divorced him after he got rich and she didn't take any money with her.
>>
>graveyard block raises $100k
>>
What is this music playing. Holy fuck it's so good.
>>
>100,000 during the graveyard block
Prepare for Summer Nintendo Games Done Quick
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oh damn the girl with the sexy legs is back in first row hhhhnnnggg
>>
>>127989481
shoulda popped a sprog out first if ya ken me
>>
>>127989481
Is that actually true? Or was it just hidden for fear of the backlash from all the spergs who like Notch?
You can't change female nature. There's no way on Earth a woman would divorce a billionaire and not take a large cut
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>This new announcer
Yes I can fap to this, someone donate and make her say Daddy.
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>>127989492
darude sandstorm xDDDD :DDDD
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who is this announcer?
>>
Finally a female announcer that doesn't sound like a fat hag that tries to sound cute.
>>
>>127989071
>>127989082
Oh fuck
>>
>>127989492
Best Mario Party
Pirate Land
>>
Is that stupid whore ever off her phone?
Literally every single time I've seen her, she's been glued to the thing.
>>
hot legs girl if youre reading this cross legs plz
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>>127989558
one day it will be actually sandstorm playing and no one will believe you when you call it what it is
what then nigga
what
then
>>
>>127989629
Can anyone screencap her? I ain't going to give PCF any view.
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>>127989629
this fat fucker fucks these hot legs
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>>127989625
Yeah why isnt she paying attentiontp the nailbaiting setup regards ua
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>>127989546
It was a bit before the 2 billion thing, but he was already almost a billionaire by then.
It didn't become a huge thing because she kept her distance from the internet as a whole. She never put herself out there so it's not widely known.
There's rarely girls who aren't just moneygrabbing attention whores, anon. That was probably one of them but he lost her because he's a fat sperg who is now an arrogant jaded fuck with lots of money.
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that laugh
>>
tune in
oh boy a new game
ratchet and blank
tune out
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>coffee stacking
can this be the breakout smash hit meme of AGDQ2016?
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>>127989697
Yea, because she totally puts it away during the runs
>>
Where can I get this dank AGDQ mix
>>
>>127989750
That's fine, looks like she has low standards, this is perfect for me
>>
>>127989750
put a sack and ask for her to moan, you don't need anything else
>>
I wish people would learn that good games don't necessarily make good speedruns
See: Almost the entirety of this marathon
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>>127989809
Why do you hate women?
>>
>>127989625
>tfw will never have a qt gf while being fat and arab with loads of money without a change of clothing.
>>
>NG+
Dropped
Might as well run RE4 with Rocket Launcher...
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>>127989928
hating woman and hating bitches are different things
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>>127989750
I really don't care what she looks like. I was aware she's probably ugly.
I'm saying she's a good announcer because she doesn't force a cutesy voice like the other ugly hags before her.
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>Sony platformers block
And here I thought they actually had a chance at breaking a million for a second
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>>127989994
RE4 doesn't have this many movement tricks and skips though.
It's why Any% for this game is like an hour longer because of gathering bolts for weapons to actually be able to beat the bosses.
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>>127990001
Almost dropping some quad truth right there
I despise people who put on fake voices. Brofagsie, every single woman., Golden etc
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>>127989897
It's usually a lot more fun to watch speedrun of a game that you're already familiar with though.
>>
>>127990065
you hate all voice actors and all people who work on radios
>>
>>127990001
But you always want to dick her while she moans and calls you daddy, right?
>>
Did ZFG lose weight and gain muscle and clean his hair/clothes/face yet?
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>>127990032
super metroid and anal fantasy still to go, they'll prob do it
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well don't know the game but at least these guys seem alright and know their shit
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>>127990032
Stop shitting up every thread with your /v/ tier posts, you have to be at least 18 to post here
>>
>>127990109
Actually, no. Voice acting is fine
People putting on fake voices to read donations and for their retarded streams is something else entirely.
>>
>>127990109
Those people aren't voice actors.
>>
Sonykids were the worst.
>>
>watching agdq
>feeling hungry
>warm some chicken noodle soup up in the microwave
>take it to my computer
>when i sit down some of the water spills into my lap
i wonder how many neckbeards at AGDQ are eating chicken noodle soup like i did
>>
Literally not 1 single good run left in the entirety of the marathon.
Just pack it up and go home
>>
>great speedgame
>a lot of shit going on
>commentator speaking greek
why this game isn't nintendo?
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>>127990152
>thinking about all the embarrassing moments in my life
>shouting out swear words like I've got fucking tourettes or something
I think I've lost the plot, but fuck they make me cringe so much I want to scream.
>>
>>127990252
Shit mang you're probably not heating it a whole lot because otherwise you'd have 50 degree burns on that lap
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>>127990316
Soup should be warm, not so hot that you can't even taste ot
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>>127990252
>not serving your soup in a cup
>>
this run is insane
>>
>>127990316
who the fuck cooks something that's already been cooked?
Just make it a little warm so you can eat it right away
>>
>plays the game on spanish
cosmo es un reptil
>>
>>127990391
Barbarian
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You meanie weanie transmisogynist fedorabeard pissbabies!
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>>127990470
TriggereD TriggereD TriggereD
>>
>not even a new game
welp. was looking forward to this but now it's ruined
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>>127990252
>warm up soup so it gets nice and hot
>leave it in the microwave for 30 minutes before consuming so it's at a reasonable eating temperature
Throughout my life almost everyone I've known and been close enough to to watch eat, bites into whatever food they're eating when it's molten hot. I don't understand what drives people to bite into something that's just going to burn your mouth, and then actually appear to enjoy it
>>
>>127990532
What's the point in doing a speedrun on NG+?
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>YOU KNOW WHAT CUTESY MASCOT PLATFORMERS NEED MORE OF? GUNS!
america pls
>>
>>127990470
imagine being triggered by some rando on twitter
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>>127990546
They have no tastes
Same reason people throw tons of hot spices into food destroying all the flavors
>>
>>127990316
it was hot but not like scalding hot
>>127990391
it was in a paper bowl thats why it spilled because the weight of the water made the bowl bend a bit
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>>127990546
We're hungry right now, not 30 minutes from now.
>>
>>127990470
If you publicly announce how easily offended you are, don't be surprised when people use it on you.
How did these people survive high school?
>Attention everyone, I'm conscious of my weight so people refrain from drawing attention to my body. Thanks for you time.
>>
>>127989693
more power to him
>>
>>127990604
Nigga what kind of guy born in the 90s doesn't like Ratchet & Clank
>>
>>127990546
What fucking temperature are you heating your soup to? I wait a minute or two and then eat it.
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>>127990470
>get triggered
>complain about trigger jokes
:V
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>>127990470
It's funny because chie would never be a sjw
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>>127990668
It's not my fault progresso says to microwave for 3 hours
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>>127990604
If klonoa had a gun people would remember him
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>>127990660
>born in the 90s
get out kid
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Are they talking nazi on stream AGAIN?
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>runner corrects the announcer on how the german name is pronounced
>pronounces it wrong
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>>127990470
Childhood is when you are in love with Chie
Adulthood is when you realize Yukiko was the best all along
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>>127990627
Why did you put liquid in a paper bowl? That's just asking for trouble tbqh
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>>127990694
Heinz soup is usually 1 minute 30 seconds, stir, then another minute or something desu.
Soup does not need 30 minutes.
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>>127990668
It was just an exaggeration but depending on what I'm eating (like a hotpocket) I might wait upwards of 10-15mins
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>>127990720
Hey at least i'm not the old faggot watching people play a video game for the 500th time
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>>127990750
Depends on dialect innit
I can give you like 5 different pronunciations of "bath"
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>>127990720
Kids born in 99 are legally allowed to have sex
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>don't even mute the fucking game whilst he's sing
He's good btw
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What the fuck
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>>127990815
Not in every case. It's like if you pronounced bath as "both"
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Hey, opera.
That's neat.
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He's not bad but lol wtf what
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>>127990856
Get some culture up in you anon
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>>127990856
3pm time to pray
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>>127990774
R-R-R-R-R-REKT!
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He's legit good. Was he trained or what? It's not even cringe in the alightest, although they should have lowered game audio
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what fucking autist shows off his gains with a top on camera
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>this singing
where do I fucking subscribe to this guy
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING HERE
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>>127990762
because they are disposable
havent you ever heard of paper plates?
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>unmute
>nazi opera
????????????????
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>>127990763
Real soup takes 6 hours to make
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>opera singing out of nowhere
>It's really fucking nice
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baritone is better desu.
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>>127990771
>hotpocket
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>>127990905
>Was he trained or what?
Yeah, they mentioned something about it when talking about the incentive.
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>>127990906
The same kind of autist that wears a tank top in a rather cold climate
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You can always tell the uncultured plebs who cannot tell a good opera singer from a shit-tier one. Must be why those fucking idiots on shit like Britains Got Talent do so well.
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classy as fuck to be quite honest
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A dude with a great singing voice is literally the most attractive thing ever.
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>>127990959
i eat ur mums hotpocket every night m8
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>>127990940
No it doesn't, at least know what you're talking about before posting m8
No more than an hour, and that's only due to peeling potatoes and various other vegetables. Soup is piss easy really.
t. Someone who has made quite a lot of soup.
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yo guys what ever happened to Adrian lol seemed like she disappeared of the edge of the earth
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>>127990985
No one's expecting a professional career level singing... it was really fucking good for a fucking GAMING STREAM
Usually whenever something like this happens it's just embarrassingly bad
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>>127991028
tastes better if simmered longer.
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>>127991047
Good is good. There is no relativity here
My singing would be good compared to a toddler play group. It's still shit though.
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>>127990985
>being this autistic
Just because he isn't fucking Pavarotti-tier doesn't mean you can't say he's good.
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>>127991046
She got what she needed
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>>127990985
Compared to the fucking Disney singalong he was exquisite. It's all relative home slice
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>>127991140
>>127991124
this 2bh fäm
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>>127990940
>slowcooking soup for 6 hours
You're better off making stew.
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>>127991113
>There is no relativity
You don't get to call others plebs, famalamadam.
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>gonna miss all the best runs because I have to buy clothes
Fuck me
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>YOOOOOOO
>Guy watching boku no pico on the couch
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>breaking out into song during a run
BANNED BANNED BANNED
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>>127991089
No it doesn't.
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>asking the dude to flex
seriously wtf is going on this run
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>lately i've been hitting it just over and over
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>>127991046
>>
>my RNG was perfect!
*clap clap clap*
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WR HYPE
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>>127991202
>he does flex but halfasses it
Whenever people ask me to flex I do a full kneeling arnold flex routine because I fucking hate when people ask me to flex.
They'll never ever ask again if you do that
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>>127991181
>I have to buy clothes
Why do you HAVE to?
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>>127990985
>considers himself cultured enough to critique opera singers
>watches weeklong video gaming marathons
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>>127991225
Caleb's on the couch again?
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>>127991124
>Just because he isn't fucking Pavarotti-tier doesn't mean you can't say he's good.
What a completely irrelevant "argument".
>>127991140
I repeat, compared to a toddler singing Circle of Life, your singing is going to be exquisite. You're still shit though.
So much butthurt from idiotic autists who cannot tell a good singing from a poor one.
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>>127989994
RE4 NG+ is literally the worst category of any game.
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>>127990985
>unironically using the word "pleb"
>still considering yourself cultured
funny
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>hardest trick in the game inc
>hardest clip in the game inc
>hardest trick in the game looks easy but it's really hard
>would you say this coming up is the hardest trick in the game?
>yeah, I would say so
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>>127991195
My heart goes out to everyone who has to suffer your cooking
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>>127991435
Even worse, that doesnt even save time
R&C NG+ shaves off an hour
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>>127991424
I know what you mean but it's good' enough for people who are not euphoric fedora tripping cultured gentlemen such as yourself.
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>_THE_ LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PERSONALITY?
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Is the donation for naming "TheWaitress" in w/e game a sunny reference?
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>>127991491
My heart goes out to all the retards who think you simmer every soup for 6 hours
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>>127991505
Isn't RE4 NG+ faster? which is why all the fucking idiotic babbies use it as an excuse for why they can't play the game like an adult
>>
OUR GUY MANCHILDCRISTO DONATING
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monte watching gdq
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>>127980203
I saw a comment like this but with MY MIND WANDERS that worked too well
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I'm 23 and never had a job, how fucked am I? Is Twitch speedrunning a realistic career?
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>>127991491
>maybe if I insult him it might look like I know what I'm talking about!
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>>127991545
Like, I dunno, few minutes I guess? Only on some bosses
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>>127991242
Cosmo is legit one of the ugliest motherfuckers in the whole community.
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>>127991565
how well can you meme?
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>>127991543
Its ok to be bad at cooking :)
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>>127991565
Kill yourself, you're fucked.
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>>127991565
fairly fucked and no
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>>127991565
Yes son you're gonna make them big twitch bucks
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>>127991517
Absolutely agreed my good le gentleman and scholar!
My only regret is that I have but one upboat for you!
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>>127991545
the only reason it's faster is because you can use that Ditmann glitch or w/e it's called to run slightly faster with the Striker shotgun out. that's literally it. the game is otherwise balanced in its weapon progression and you avoid most enemies anyway. and in New Game, you buy/find RPGs to kill bosses fast anyway so the Infinite Rocket Launcher doesn't add anything
it's literally just baby mode
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>>127991565
Try being 30 and never having a job (neetbux)
My CV/Resume is a Black Hole.
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So is Cosmo gay or a lesbian?
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>>127991565
OAH
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>>127991543
>he doesn't use a slow cooker to make soup
frenchman detectedj/k but stew > soup every time
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>huge slope
I thought uyama wasn't here this year
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>>127991632
And tp make things worse, the only big ditmann skips are only after you get them naturally
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>>127991565
No, because speed runners don't get sponsored. You're better off getting good at fighting games or LoL or some stupid shit like that.
But it might be too late for you as a lot of people peak around the ages of 23-24.
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>>127991694
ENOUGH
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>>127991593
Pretty well, I wrote my masters thesis on shitpost engineering.
If I can pull at least $200 a month I'll be happy.
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>>127991565
I'll be 25 in May and only ever had 1 job for 5 months, being a NEET is really an awful career. Godspeed guy
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>>127991028
>No more than an hour
>t. Someone who has made quite a lot of soup.
You're going to want to cook most vegetables for at least an hour. So any good soup will take an hour and a half to two and a half hours depending on what you're putting in it.
t. Someone who isn't a retard.
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>>127991435
It isn't worse than the SotC runs. You still have to actually play the game.
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>>127991714
God damn
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Missed a lot of runs, anything that was worthy? Did we finally get to see Narcissa on screen?
Any incidents?
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>>127991734
That's because people get bored and start getting an actual life around 23-24. Nothing to do with physiology.
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>>127991737
YOUR MAJESTY
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>>127991743
get a very meme game (like boshy) and stream a couple of years until you manage to get into a gdq and you'll become literally witwix
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>>127991686
At least you didnt drop out from three different colleges
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>>127991686
who do you live with? do you live alone?
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>>127991748
SotC is okay because it's already a boss rush kinda game, all the overworld adds is tedium and holding forward
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>>127991686
>CV :
>30 years old
>Job experiences :
Mate you are SO FUCKED
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fuck, i missed the singing
>>
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>>127991805
Boshy is a dead speedgame. That cashcow has been sent to the abattoir
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post vid
Also this run is probably the best I've seen, have any others been this good?
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what a kind young man
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>>127991897
>Get good at something, get certs or degree if
wanted.
>Fake some realistic work experience to your CV
>Tell your future employer that you've changed careers because the old one (where your previous work exp is from) didn't have any jobs available anymore
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DS DAD IS BACK
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>>127991745
> being a NEET is really an awful career
how?
>sleep whenever you want
>stay inside all day
>no interaction with cunts or niggers
>can keep up with your game and anime backlog
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>>127992136
This whole trying to force a new YSG is stupid
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>>127992136
>ds dad
stop triggering me
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>>127992030
>have any others been this good?
not really
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>>127992136
What a fag
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>>127992160
please tell me how you can get money being a NEET
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>>127992256
What do you think they're calling Autismbux
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>>127992160
Word.
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>>127992160
He's just a failed-wagecuck suckered into the delusion that he needs to be working to live a "productive" (the biggest buzzword in existence) life
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>>127992256
You don't
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>>127992256
autismbux senpai
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>>127992256
Autismbux
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>>127992030
Duckfist, ohon
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>>127992256
Mom and Dad
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this 2 dudes want to be close to our girl hot legs
i wish i was there near hot legs
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>>127992256
Prostitution
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>>127991491
What kind of soup do you even make? Any soup with herbs that simmers for too long will drastically drop the quality.
I speedran to IP (Red Seal), so I probably know more about this than you do, guy.
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>>127992368
That's called being a "rent boy"
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>>127992203
papa
pandora
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>>127987038
>mfw i go over estimate even when the estimate is very generous after memeing for the whole run
>oh well time to dress up as a woman
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Who is this semen dæmon?
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>>127992464
That would be my sister
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>All these good soundtracks
Does someone have the list?
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>>127992404
>boy
Oh, boys can't make a living from slutting, it only works if you're a girl
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>>127992464
its out girl hot legs
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autism math time
the time they've spent in runs has been around 105 hours, the time they've spent in setup has been around 35 hours and 30 minutes
which means setup has been around 25% of this marathon
21 (15%) of the runs have had longer setup than run time
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>>127992534
There are a lot of wealthy businessmen willing to pay you the big bucks for discretion.
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new bread?
>>
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>>127992464
Can you believe that this girl has a fatboi bf?
Life is hard.
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>>127992534
>implying boys don't make the best girls
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>>127992626
Well she's not exactly a model
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>>127992626
she is awesome
there is hope in this world
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>>127992626
That mean she is fucked up.
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>>127992626
Well, yea?
She's very plain looking
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>>127991784
It has to do with cognitive motor skills and yes people peak at 24 and will get shittier at what they do after this age. And it has to do with cognitive motor skills.
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i wonder what it feels like to be that skeltal. it must be quite a bit of effort to pick up the controller he's using.
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>>127992289
depending on the country you live in, it's not a bad thing to work with what you want
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>>127992806
I didn't mean to say that twice - im pretty tired desu.
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>>127992908
Kill yourself
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>>127992136
Mark Hamill's weight loss manifested to become this guy.
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>>127992908
Go to bed
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>>127992806
What a load of meme science bullshit
People play top tier soccer into their mid 30s
You're saying fucking LoL requires more motor skills than top tier soccer?
Same with cricket, if you want something with more hand-eye coordination.
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>>127992840
Skeletal reporting in, everything is exhausting, even keeping my head up due to my weak neck.
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sooo, the run is fucked now?
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>>127993105
a top starcraft player is expected to do 300 apm, at the very least, during several consecutive games.
soccer is a team game where most player only actually play with the ball for a small amount of the total time, and in bursts that only last seconds.
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>>127993281
>unironically saying that pro soccer is less challenging and involves less exertion than fucking starcraft
>>
>let's explain how that works
>nobody know
well that was enlightening
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>>127993281
>a top starcraft player is expected to do 300 apm
Ah, that explains it. Must also be why you never see top tier Piano players over the age of 24
Oh, except you do!
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>>127993105
No fucking shit the do, but they started at very early ages and probably turned pro early to get to where they are. Anon here is a 23 year old NEET who is probably shit at everything so he would have to spend hours to practice to get anywhere good. According to a theory, it would take 10,000 hours to excel at what you wanted to be good at.
Even if he does get into it and gets good, there will be better and they'll be younger. It's too late for him, he should just get a job like a big boy and live the wageslave life.
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>"Game is easy to run"
>all you need is a specific console to run it
>also special equipment to stream it
So easy
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>>127993601
The streaming equipment have nothing to do with running the game.
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>>127993520
> According to a theory, it would take 10,000 hours to excel at what you wanted to be good at.
Stop with the fucking meme science. Jesus Christ.
>he should just get a job like a big boy and live the wageslave life.
Finally, something that's true.
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>>127993657
Except it does if you want to take part in races which they were also advertising
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>>127993713
It still doesn't have anything to do with running the game. You can run the game just fine without racing it.
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sad caveman on the couch
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>>127993759
They were talking about it in the context of weeklys. Stop being retarded senpai
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>>127993869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A85xpFFxd9Yim so fucking tired right now and laughing like an idiot
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