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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
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>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
1st for hello reddit
>Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
>1st for hello reddit
Sure hope that doesn't remain in next thread.
>tfw you didn't fall for the yacht meme
literally other player's yacht is available if they aren't guarding it
which is 99% of the time since all you can do with it is hang out/hostile takeover
what´s the most overlooked car and why is it the pigalle?
I'VE GOT AN IDEA
what if we challenge one of the reddit crews (the most active) to a CREW CHALLENGE or whatever they're called
c'mon let's cuck them
1. Dumb idea
2. Crew challenges are challenges set by crews in a playlist made by a crew, shit like complete a lap on a track under a certain time. It's all for betting purposes and a challenge to whoever takes it.
How about we try before we talk shit about them
>tfw you will never get to wear that jacket outside of the outfit
>tfw you will never get any of the old clothing items from IV/EFLC without Rockstar fucking it up somehow
don't know, should i be?
is it even real, anon?
bahama mamas hasn't even been used yet and it's there
with the skull face looks more defined I dunno
I've never seen this much fog/haze before.
Well, I can see it's already starting.
Asterope. It's plain and ultra-reliable. And it almost fills the void of not having a Merit in my garage. ;_;
Social is Igotaname
I'd really like some help!
You can find me trying to taxi RDMing players around on my hazuchou. With little success.
>not spawning miles above Mt. Chilliad and parachuting from there
What are you guilty plessures, /gtag/?
>tfw revolver on auto-aim
This ugly son of a bitch is doing Pacific Standard for free and basically you're retarded. Post SC, 1 spot left.
i've spawned a few times 'outside of city limits' at an altitude that makes the map a lot smaller
going full speed freefall i make it to 2 seconds left before i get location kicked
>tfw lower levels that don't have parachute realizing their situation
Time to spin /gtaog/
If you don't want a melee weapon in the rotation like the bitch you are. http://goo gl/WzVnJM
i acquired this game for story mode recently
is there ANY FUCKING WAY to disable the camera auto-centering when in 3rd person?
I've moved all the auto-center sliders in the mouse/keyboard settings menu to 'zero' but it does jack shit
can anyone point me to a mod / script / fix / whatever to prevent camera auto center
I mean, i've kept myself way away from it but a fair few people are selling hacks for psn cards with secondary accounts up, just wondering is it a scam or not because I'd probley just do it myself but I'm not fishing through the 1000+ scam sites what come up as soon as you enter GTA V Money
I don't know if mexican mobiles are a meme here, but GTA SA's Blade was my favorite car. Since it looked like my dad's 69' Impala. Which he still has on hydros.
So I thought I'd make this. Curb feelers seem like a bit much, but does it look at least tasteful compared to what other people are throwing out?
Big shoutout to the guys who responded to my request for heist help.
>shitty fov options
>triple monitors gives you a fuckton of extra fov
great work R*
also got my third monitor now
50fps with drops to 30 in exciting moments
>walk to ammu nation
>this guy slaps your cars ass
And you're a retard as well. No big surprise. I'll spell it out for you, so try to keep up:
Every single car in the "I'm Not a Hipster" update was discussed to death when it first came out. The only reason it's "overlooked" is because you're almost two years late to the party.
>tfw Saints Row 5 comes out
>full blown multiplayer mode
>all previous cities + new one + zinyak/hell versions of Steelport
>lots of customization, fuckton of weapons to choose from
>fun, non "realism" restricted gamemodes like in gtao
>shop for otherwise unobtainable clothes/accessories/gun skins/models/cosmetic car modifications
one can dream
What in the fuck did I just read?
pic related, might go to war desu
>matte black paintjob
>light brown seats
>subtle gold pinstripe
I did the same thing to my Moonbeam, but it looks better on yours. I applaud your taste.
Anajamois here, I fixed my shitty internet. If you're not full yet I'll gladly make up for my previous shittery.
It turned out to be a loose wire. I'm serious. I just wrapped it up and everything was top speed again.
Driving. Seriously, what did you expect?
It seems that driving around normally will usually raise it before you know it.
Additional tips would be: Go over every jump you see and try to land on 4 wheels, you get a boost if you manage it. Landing on 2 also gives a very tiny boost.
If you're hellbent on raising it as much as you can, play a lot of races and win. But uh, it only works if you win, so I wouldn't recommend it.
I recommend driving around on freemode and doing the jumps.
>Made my char look like a retard because friends were rushing me to join
Haven't really cared until now, is there anyway to change the way your char looks outside of the obvious clothes / haircuts? i'm talking face and complexion etc
That was 4 hours ago and I have no idea what shittery you're talking about. I can play with you though.
Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
I was the dude who kept disconnecting from PacStan: Vans. We had that giant windmill?
I could be mistaking you for another GTAG though. Fixed my internet since then.
Don't you ever fucking post this again. You are old enough that you don't ever need to by now.
This may be normal for this general, but it never used to be acceptable and I'll never let it be again.
We use reaction images here. Yes, I said we.
That was probably a different group then.
Forget I said anything, you're cool.
Very funny. You are one cheeky muppet mate. Saying it for your own good.
Ultrathin bezel on center monitor which.is the successor to the other two
Shits pretty cash and i can still use it as seperate units if i want to
Not every game should be ultrawide
There is no shady hack for it. Just send a support ticket to rockstar support saying your character's appearance has been messed up and ask if you can redo it/fix it and they'll do set it up so the next time you boot up Online you'll be able to edit your character appearance.
Pleb here, how get moneys? I want one of the new apartments and a boat and all the bells and whistles cause i'm a materialistic slut. Was honestly contemplating spending $10 for 50 mil from some cheater but surely there's a legit way to make it relatively easy? How do you guys do it
I'm still not sure how I managed this.
>ran into menuguy exactly two weeks ago
>stood under his golden rain for what seemed like forever
>have yet to get banned
I know it's coming sooner or later, but i'm having fun till then.
>menu user not fucking with Freemode events
I wouldn't just wager, I'd be shocked if it weren't more than half, but I personally don't. I will admit to receiving shitloads of funbux, though, so it's not like I haven't benefited from modding.
>bought stilt house when update hit
>decide i don't like it anymore
>blow $400k on exchanging it for another one
i'm 100% pcuck and the amount of money i've wasted due to indecisiveness is already well in the millions
not that guy but whats a t20 bond? ive heard it mentioned a couple of times
I literally have a webm of the lowest height you can hit without dying which involves landing on your ass not yoru feet and it took half my health off
youre saying you happen to have done it lower with full health and also the other guy in the room is randomly also exactly as good as you too
>My only hypothesis is it was caused by fag.
putting a pay pal donation thing on twitch is a whole massive hassle :(
theres tax issues and business settings and registering as a charity not to mention chargebacks and shit
I'll make it rain after I finish eating breakfast. like anons have said, you need to buy as many t20s as you can afford and just sit on them till the ban comes. if you do it right, you can end up with more than 20 million after the first ban expires.
leave your ID and I'll add you to a private session soon as I finish. I don't want any money or anything, just trying to help gtaog with some funds before I migrate to my new account.
>you receive billion shekels
>acquire a garage or just use your garage
>buy T20 (the fastest supercar) from the legendary motorsports
>full upgrade those vehicles
>store it on your garage
>repeat, buy, upgrade, store
>now you have a garage full of upgraded T20
>you get banned
>J* sucks away all of your money
>but the T20s remain still on your garage
>sell those, for roughly 1,4m each (idk the exact value desu)
>now you 60-70% of your hacked money back
its that simple
Does anyone notice that since the last update, stealing NPC cars gets a bounty a lot more often?
No, but a lot of the time I get a 2 star wanted level when stealing one of the tuned sentinels near eclipse towers. And when I drive it to my garage a cop car spawns right there so I have to avoid it or call Lester. It's only slightly anoying, but annoying nonetheless.
And don't get me started on what a pain in the ass it is to spawn a gold/chrome dubsta nowadays. Davidstar at its best.
is this car rare or anything? a modder spawned it and dced so i decided to snag it
My Snapmatic isn't working. My pictures don't ever save and I think my SP singleplayer savegames are broken too. They work but the name of the last mission just changes to something random every time. So, what do I do?
>As of at least the Freemode Events Update (patch 1.29), Armored Trucks have been disabled or discontinued on the Xbox One, PS4, and PC.
Hope you got that badge before the freeroam update.
>All this charge back bullshit about fake twitch donations
Looks like I dodged a bullet
>It's yet another thread where nessi acts like a worthless sperg, and instead continues to use GTAG as a replacement for any kind of real life social interaction.
Swedes truly are the most worthless people.
Where are you getting these menus? I got infamous 4.0 and all I can do is spawn $5k at a time at a rate of about $100k every 30 seconds before the too many transactions error pops up.
i used a menu
got banned for a week
didn't drop any cash, just doing the 500k moonman thing, but they didn't remove my dosh
i wont be using a menu, obviously, i'm wondering because i got banned by using that cheat engine method when online came out. i dont want to get a second strike on my account.
You are only allowed to quote this post if you are a better player than me
Not so fast, all of you
You shut your damn mouth. After last night's shenanigans, Comfyanon in my god damned hero.
Oh no, I'm not comfyanon
Honestly, any mid-range or below car is comfy to me because I'll find a way to appreciate it. Like yesterday, I took my Youga camper van into the canyon to have some fun camping and taking a dip near the waterfall.
It honestly isn't even bad. A lot faster than it looks, but it does have a tendency to fishtail. I haven't upgraded it at all, not even the lowrider upgrade which makes it handle better, so it'll get even better.
how much does that one loss bother you? must be the reason why you can't sleep at night and keep playing this game.
Also there's oviously some trickery involved here. Not that I judge you. I also do that on double $ weekends.
That loss was because my internet died, I didn't really care since it was between the first 20 DMs I played
The only time I "get mad" playing this game is when they kill me with that dumb ass auto-aim rocket laucher while I'm flying my heli
>not Lester saves Crestmas
Honestly, calling Lester takes way too much time and you're better off destroying the kuruma right away. It's not that expensive anyway.
But rockstar should change that insurance system. If an idiot won't stop shooting you and you have to pay for his car for blowing it up it's not fair.
I can't fucking paint for shit. Help me out with my T20, men.
Women too. You'd probably be better at this kind of thing.
money is money and unlike every shitter cunt in the thread i spend my time and effort playing the game to earn that money. I'm not having it taken by some little shit who got a ps4 for christmas and uploaded his hack ridden moeny bags ps 3 account
It literally doesn't, the crystal isn't bulletproof
Kuruma just has small windows, that's it
Kuruma is actually worse than most cars just because you can't drop bombs out of it, being a faggot on an Insurgent dropping bombs at your very car and exploding them next to othee cars is for faggots, way worse than using a Kuruma
>have strict nattype
>struggle to connect with anyone
>connect fast and easy now
>every time I leave a mission though it times out and sends me to singleplayer
ROCKSTAR WHAT THE FUCK
Alright guys, so recently I encoutered this annoying problem with Social Club.
Everytime I start the game, it signs me in and it works well. My friends can see me as online but I cannot see them as online. Basically, everyone on my friends list is offline regardless of their actual state.
How 2 fix? The CMD prompt thing doesn't work for me. Should I do a last resort and reinstall?
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
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>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
No, you aren't, you little shit.
I don't know what's going on, but I like it. Wish I got some high level Prison Breaks though.
I was genuinely surprised they updated the engine sound with the last update.
>i have 100 mil
What makes you think that most players dont? The few poor fags posting here asking for hackerbux? You're just wasting your time because that 27k means nothing to anyone.
gimmi dem haxorbux pls senpaifamilyman?
But seriously, are you one of those assholes who treat poorfags like you're one of those "mighty and powerful" dickwads? We need less of you.
Either help or shut up.
i've managed to get two or three guys with clean headshots before an alarm is raised in some contact missions
the real problem is that in every job that isn't designed with stealth in mind enemies are all bunched up and looking at each other so there's pretty much no way to drop them one by one without somebody noticing
Sorry, I just had to share how typical these vehicles are used by some of the worst people on the servers.
I've never met a dick in a futo. But I've met dicks in T20s and Insurgents.
>Guy in T20 can't catch me to be a dick
>screams over mic in a cyka blyat voice
>I explode a few seconds after he hit the brakes
>From entire kilometer away
>tryhard 200+ in his harrier just mastering everything
>Rest of the team and I finally get to the airport in my
>flyfag says he cleared it out for us
>Titan is on fire
>I climb into the cockpick
>left 2 engines are out and flaming
>have to fly that shit holding down the right aileron CONSTANTLY
>takes me the entire length of the runway to land because I have to bleed off speed while staying straight
>flyfag says he's a better pilot than me
>my face when
Why no APC?
>takes me the entire length of the runway to land because I have to bleed off speed
>left 2 engines are out and flaming
you tried anon, but it would take the lenght of the runway to take off, and the titan isn't fast enough with all 4 engines to need to scrub speed on landing
tl;dr that didn't happen
You do know the airport runway is like 3x the size of the shitty little regional airport you hand at right cuck?
Taking off wasn't the problem because you get like 2 miles of runway.
I want this to happen.
>tfw crewing a B-17 with your m8s
>you return from a bombing run and feel the need for brotherhood
>form an MC
>ride with your brothers while wearing your WW2 helmets.
I'm not saying it can't take off, i'm saying that you only need half the sandy shores airfield when its undamaged
with 2 props not spinning it could be possible to land on that Y section without even needed the main runway for space
You're forgetting that the plane yaws like a fucking bitch with 2 props out.
It's a lot easier to just use the length of the field to land and not have to worrying yawing into a telephone pole
>Character in GTA Online has a watch
>Girlfriend starts playing with me
>Turns out she's attracted to guys with watches
So I guess I own a watch now...
and you are refusing to accept that I am speaking on experience
if you can't find the sweet spot controls before you make your approach run during the 5 minute flight
you need to
I ain't sayin she a gold digga.
But she ain't messin with a broke nigga.
We've been together for ten years. She's ALWAYS had an attraction to power. She's in fucking love with Virgil.
Also had a thing for:
>Geralt from The Witcher
>Raiden and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat
>Any young-looking Norn from Guild Wars 2
>Lord Harkon from Skyrim
>Manimarco from Oblivion
>Ferril from Bloodrayne 2
>Jennette from Vampire the Masquerade
>I listen and help her through a lot of bullshit in her life
That's not enough to keep a girl for 10 years, man. That's DEFINITELY not enough to keep a teenage girl through her entire teen-girl crush phase. There's something more there that either you or both of you can't really understand.
What do you look like? If you're ripped as fuck, you're probably attractive to her.
If you're not, then maybe she's into the lanky nerd look. (Though, you said she's into power, so that most likely isn't true.)
Probably not, but I've always told her that I can't keep her like a possession. She makes her own choices.
I've always told her to just tell me if she want's someone else.
She gets a free pass to fuck Chris Hemsworth if she ever gets the opportunity.
I'm 5' 7" and 150lb soaking wet.
Through Highschool, I was a fat ass near 300lb.
She;s an inch shorter than me. I got that going, so I guess I'm an inch safe.
I'm thinking that if she's put up with me for ten years, she'll probably stay for ten more.
We've put a lot of work into this relationship. I know how to comfort her almost perfectly when she's upset, I know all of her sore spots when backrubs are needed, and I pretty much have her entire cycle mapped out so I can warn her when she might start if we're going out somewhere.
She know a shit ton about me as well.
>I've always told her that I can't keep her like a possession
How autistic are you that you imagined this would be an appropriate thing to say to your imaginary hypothetical gf?
You know real people don't talk like that right?
>don't post entire day but morning
>friendly reminders turned into
nessi is a sperg
stop trying to hurt my feelings
>he uses the MP5
my fucking nigga
I'll start one up
but it fits my character, else you see the body of a young man
solid overcoat though
Now I feel even more alone.
How the hell did you get a girl that not only plays video games, but plays THESE kinds of games with you.
Fuck you for removing the EXIF data.
>not just giving it a suppressor
MP5 and combat pistols with the suppressor are still good, i dont know why the MP5 handles as different without it.
I don't really like her spending money on me, so I normally ask her to buy a game she wouldn't normally play and then play it with me.
It's how I got her into Guild Wars 2, the newer Mortal Kombats, Devil May Cry, SMITE, and GTA Online.
Look, I've only had one relationship in my entire life, and I've never had to actively look for a companion. I've always had her by me when I needed someone.
I've always thought that you can't just actively look for a relationship. You just have to let one happen.
Go to things you like to go to. If Magic The Gathering is even remotely your thing, go to a local Friday Night Magic event. If you just want to hang out somewhere outside of your house, then find a place the fits your intrests.
Go to enough places that you enjoy and you'll find someone that goes to the exact same places. That's when you learn how they might like to be approached. Just don't be creepy about it.
my man, the suppressor removes any recoil, so it is a lazer gun to anyone <50m, and with its fun RoF its usually headshots, only shitty thing about SMGs is that they have more spread than ARs and MGs when you go full auto
My dear sweet, beautiful Nessi. You're so knowledgeable when it comes to helping people become more skilled.
I still love you, my sweet.
Probably an easy question, but how the fuck do you level flying? This bunny hopping bullshit doesn't seem to do anything
Oh whoops, there was supposed to be "also" between man and the suppressor
I'm not surprised you asshole
>that beautiful headshot
but it was just a discussion of an unpopular weapon that is only second to the assault shotgun
Grab hydra, fly around, fly under bridges, fly between buildings, land and take off constantly.
Miljet best babe to do flared landings with, hnnngg
>tfw no qt3.14 S92 blackhawk civilian child
He actually accused me of using an aimbot because of that. As if anyone would ever need to use an aimbot in this game in the first place.
Your posts are consistently of the highest quality, and I fear that people might take advantage of that by trying to impersonate you.
Could you please adopt a trip-code so I might better subscribe to your insightful posts?
z-type is the best car in the game because of gta2.
this is a fact ok ?
ignore all bodyguard invites and bodyguard-related activities
the real money is in being a VIP. in exchange for access to passive mode, you can start freemode events every 8-10 minutes and hire up to 4 bodyguards to do them
also 90% of any money those bodyguards find in freemode (excluding organization jobs) goes to you
Sadly, I fear that allowing my dear Nessi to learn my identity this early in my reveal will negatively impact our relationship.
I must decline.
At worst, others may voice their love for Nessi, and I shall not condemn them to a life where they must hide their feelings simply because I wish to keep her as if she were a simple possession.
I dunno, but I'm just getting back into the game and I seem to be one of the few who prefers muscle cars to sports cars. I'm generally driving in a bright pink Tornado or a chocolate and tan Buccaneer
is it bad i want a horn that plays the kill frenzy sound effect
But, sir, you obviously do not realise that my great goddess is smart enough to recognize my emphatic articulation if I create anything resembling a name. If I were to be in her presence and she found similarities between my pseudonym and my actual name, my love may never be realized.
wat, not even >>128046247 helped. What does it have to do with me?
It means you will keep cops when you respawn, when you get 4 stars and the game decides to spawn you in quite literally, the same spot, then the fun begins.
good, stay enonimouse, i want everyone to read your posts
We can recognize you just fine 'cause you're always walking around with your nose in a damn thesaurus, nigga.