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Last Thread: >>127779848

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg

>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
1st for hello reddit
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>Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
>1st for hello reddit

Sure hope that doesn't remain in next thread.

>>127966886
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xth for big lonely yacht
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>>127967349
Chop is best dog, do not hurt Chop.
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>>127967349
that's a big dick
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>>127967863
All i can see now. Thanks.
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>>127967754
>tfw you didn't fall for the yacht meme
literally other player's yacht is available if they aren't guarding it
which is 99% of the time since all you can do with it is hang out/hostile takeover
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8th for you know already
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What are your favorite sleeper cars (cars that are actually fast/fun to drive that don't seem like it)?
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what´s the most overlooked car and why is it the pigalle?
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How
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GUISE
GUISE
I'VE GOT AN IDEA

what if
what if we challenge one of the reddit crews (the most active) to a CREW CHALLENGE or whatever they're called
c'mon let's cuck them
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>>127972114
1. Dumb idea
2. Crew challenges are challenges set by crews in a playlist made by a crew, shit like complete a lap on a track under a certain time. It's all for betting purposes and a challenge to whoever takes it.
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>>127972114
No, because we'll both cheat at all stages, and they'll cry more about it so they'll win the moral battle and we'll look like the baddies
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>tfw you gore some motherfucker who was shooting rockets at your chopper on the blades and you weren't recording

Darn
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>>127972114
I would suggest a DM playlist but they'd find some way to fuck it up
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>>127972114
This would be a good idea if the lag compensation for this game wasn't shit.
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>>127967202
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>>127974402
roofless phoenix when
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>>127974639
glass roof is pretty close I guess
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>Join session with crew friends
>Half of the session, including them, "left"
I want this meme to die.
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21st for best car
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>>127974402
tattoo ruins it
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>>127972704
>>127973118
>>127973497
>>127973854
How about we try before we talk shit about them
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Anyone hyped for casion minigames ?
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>>127970315
>tfw you will never get to wear that jacket outside of the outfit
>tfw you will never get any of the old clothing items from IV/EFLC without Rockstar fucking it up somehow
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>>127975684
Because I know at least half of these fuckers who would use a menu without second thought.
A x.25 heath multiplier or slight damage modifiers you name it.
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>>127975710
don't know, should i be?
is it even real, anon?
be honest

bahama mamas hasn't even been used yet and it's there
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>>127975578
with the skull face looks more defined I dunno
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>>127976047
>nicestguytwistedpsychopath.jpg
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>>127976087
lmao

thanks for the kek
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I've never seen this much fog/haze before.
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>>127976047
yeah no
get rid of it
and lose the fucking makeup holy shit
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>>127974402
10/10 phoenix
i might copy it if i get one later
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>>127976087
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Well, I can see it's already starting.

Post characters.
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>>127976487
glad you like my character :^)
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>>127976487
>>127976638
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>>127976487
One of those fucking days
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>>127976487
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>>127976487
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>>127970315
Asterope. It's plain and ultra-reliable. And it almost fills the void of not having a Merit in my garage. ;_;
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>>127979270
You see, this is why I shoot you.
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I've been playing heists for the past 6 hours with absolutely no success in finishing them.
With randoms.
What the fuck do I do?
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>>127979729
Post SC.
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>>127979729

ask us if someone wants to help.
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>>127979270
how´d you get the red line around the tires?
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>>127979971
Check the plate.
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>>127979929

Social is Igotaname

>>127979934
I'd really like some help!

>>127976487
You can find me trying to taxi RDMing players around on my hazuchou. With little success.
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>>127979270
why are all your screenshots so highly saturated?
looks like gta iv again
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>>127980540
>not spawning miles above Mt. Chilliad and parachuting from there
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What are you guilty plessures, /gtag/?

>tfw revolver on auto-aim
Sue me
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>>127981486
*your
*pleasures
Fuck my typos
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This ugly son of a bitch is doing Pacific Standard for free and basically you're retarded. Post SC, 1 spot left.
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>>127980540
i've spawned a few times 'outside of city limits' at an altitude that makes the map a lot smaller

going full speed freefall i make it to 2 seconds left before i get location kicked

>tfw lower levels that don't have parachute realizing their situation
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>>127981783
Crimefighter.
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>>127976487
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>>127976487
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>>127976487
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Time to spin /gtaog/
http://goo gl/j8wBTX
Post results
If you don't want a melee weapon in the rotation like the bitch you are. http://goo gl/WzVnJM
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>>127976487
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>>127983343
I feel like your posts really benefit /gtag/, perhaps you'd like to adopt a tirp?
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i acquired this game for story mode recently

is there ANY FUCKING WAY to disable the camera auto-centering when in 3rd person?

I've moved all the auto-center sliders in the mouse/keyboard settings menu to 'zero' but it does jack shit

can anyone point me to a mod / script / fix / whatever to prevent camera auto center
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>>127983942
lol
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>>127983942
lol
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>>127983942
lol
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>>127983942
lol
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>>127984092
>>127984125
>>127985026
>>127985189
sickest memes there ever was
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>>127983406
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>>127985238
>>127983942
??????
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>>127985565
You can't disable it on foot in third person
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>>127983313
>knuckle dusters
noice
noice
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Is there a way to hack money on the PS4?
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>>127985793
Soon you get to experience the hell we have.
I don't have the link but PS4 hacks soon.
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>>127985908

I mean, i've kept myself way away from it but a fair few people are selling hacks for psn cards with secondary accounts up, just wondering is it a scam or not because I'd probley just do it myself but I'm not fishing through the 1000+ scam sites what come up as soon as you enter GTA V Money
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>>127985908
As in one to two years soon, with any luck. Sony goes full Yakuza on devs they can identify, the guy behind the kernel exploit already gave up.
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I don't know if mexican mobiles are a meme here, but GTA SA's Blade was my favorite car. Since it looked like my dad's 69' Impala. Which he still has on hydros.

So I thought I'd make this. Curb feelers seem like a bit much, but does it look at least tasteful compared to what other people are throwing out?

Big shoutout to the guys who responded to my request for heist help.
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>shitty fov options
>triple monitors gives you a fuckton of extra fov
great work R*

also got my third monitor now
50fps with drops to 30 in exciting moments
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>>127976487

Threadly reminder
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>>127988349
>bezels
Eww
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>walk to ammu nation
>this guy slaps your cars ass
what do?
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>>127988998
ask for a refund
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>>127970315
>why is it the pigalle?
Because you're a PCuck who wasn't around when it first came out.
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>>127988998
snipe him with the 50cal
and then kill him over and over and over and over and don't stop until he leaves the lobby
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>>127989084
why was it shit in console days when it came out?
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>>127989295
no, we actually had races with it on ps3
good times
also futo races ofc
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>>127989295
And you're a retard as well. No big surprise. I'll spell it out for you, so try to keep up:
Every single car in the "I'm Not a Hipster" update was discussed to death when it first came out. The only reason it's "overlooked" is because you're almost two years late to the party.
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>tfw Saints Row 5 comes out
>full blown multiplayer mode
>all previous cities + new one + zinyak/hell versions of Steelport
>lots of customization, fuckton of weapons to choose from
>fun, non "realism" restricted gamemodes like in gtao
>dedicated servers
>shop for otherwise unobtainable clothes/accessories/gun skins/models/cosmetic car modifications
one can dream
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>>127989397
>im retarded for not knowing about something that came out long before i got this game
uuh, thanks for the info. i guess....
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>>127989575
You're retarded for acting like you know what you're talking about when clearly you don't have the first clue.
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>>127989798
k
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>>127985412
What in the fuck did I just read?
pic related, might go to war desu
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comfy
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>>127990425
Ewww, disgusting. Just get an ultrawide.
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>>127990759
>Owning a shitty meme monitor.
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>>127990806
>4 bezels in you central fov

Nah, that's real shitty.
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>>127991302
You know that blater isn't the crew leader anymore, right? You can take his dick out of your mouth anytime.
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>>127991719
i sure wish my 20cms was good enough for self sucking

I'm not that flexible. I've tried.
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>>127991832
oh hey there's me gunning! hi literally!
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>>127987460
>matte black paintjob
>light brown seats
>subtle gold pinstripe
I did the same thing to my Moonbeam, but it looks better on yours. I applaud your taste.
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>>127981783
Anajamois here, I fixed my shitty internet. If you're not full yet I'll gladly make up for my previous shittery.

It turned out to be a loose wire. I'm serious. I just wrapped it up and everything was top speed again.
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Im having a hard time improving my driving stat. Any tips on doing it fast?
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>>127996049
Driving. Seriously, what did you expect?
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>>127996049
It seems that driving around normally will usually raise it before you know it.

Additional tips would be: Go over every jump you see and try to land on 4 wheels, you get a boost if you manage it. Landing on 2 also gives a very tiny boost.

If you're hellbent on raising it as much as you can, play a lot of races and win. But uh, it only works if you win, so I wouldn't recommend it.

I recommend driving around on freemode and doing the jumps.
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>>127989557
2 was good but the last few were lolsorandum and xD us gamur nerds
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>>127996201
>>127996049
thanks
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>Made my char look like a retard because friends were rushing me to join

Haven't really cared until now, is there anyway to change the way your char looks outside of the obvious clothes / haircuts? i'm talking face and complexion etc
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>>127996740
That's what you get for having friends, normie.
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>>127970315
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Where can I access the list of cars wanted by Simeon? I've only seen it on my inbox but it disappears if you log out of the game.
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>>127995792
That was 4 hours ago and I have no idea what shittery you're talking about. I can play with you though.

>>127996740
Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
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>>127997173
>Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
I'm already way above that unfortunately >_<

Might see if I can find some shady ass hack menu to do it
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>>127989368
>ps3
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>>127997539
>he waited 2 years for it

inhuman willpower
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>>127997173
I was the dude who kept disconnecting from PacStan: Vans. We had that giant windmill?

I could be mistaking you for another GTAG though. Fixed my internet since then.

>>127997327
> >_<
Don't you ever fucking post this again. You are old enough that you don't ever need to by now.

This may be normal for this general, but it never used to be acceptable and I'll never let it be again.

We use reaction images here. Yes, I said we.
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>>127997656
Sorry xD
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>>127997656
I remember playing with you, but not that.
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>>127997992
That was probably a different group then.

Forget I said anything, you're cool.

>>127997817
Very funny. You are one cheeky muppet mate. Saying it for your own good.
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>people argue that funbux don't ruin the game
>takes over 10-15 minutes to get a random going since a good % of the community are now sitting in free roam, begging for money
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>>127998230
If anything, random teams are more competent now than 6 months ago.
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>>127991302
Ultrathin bezel on center monitor which.is the successor to the other two
Shits pretty cash and i can still use it as seperate units if i want to
Not every game should be ultrawide
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>>127997327

There is no shady hack for it. Just send a support ticket to rockstar support saying your character's appearance has been messed up and ask if you can redo it/fix it and they'll do set it up so the next time you boot up Online you'll be able to edit your character appearance.
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>>127970901
Grow up.
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>>127998230
Funbux have nothing to do with that though?
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>>127998416
There is actually, but as far as I know it's only on one paid menu.
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>>127998462

>paid menu

Might as well not exist then. Easier to just ticket support since they never ask questions no matter how many times you send them similar tickets
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Pleb here, how get moneys? I want one of the new apartments and a boat and all the bells and whistles cause i'm a materialistic slut. Was honestly contemplating spending $10 for 50 mil from some cheater but surely there's a legit way to make it relatively easy? How do you guys do it
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>>127998724
Yeah, I got it for free after they literally shilled it here.
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>>127987332
>poor little white guy.webm
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>>127998885
play the game, faggot.
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>>127998885
>paying for funbux
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>>127999047
>tfw can never find any cheaters in free roam to give free shit
I thought you guys said they were everywhere
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>>127987332
>cancer picking on cancer
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>>127998230
No, that's because people are tired of repeating the same content.
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>haven't even done the heists because too anti social to do it without friends
>have no friends that play
the fuck am I even doing
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>>127998443
I'm still not sure how I managed this.
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>ran into menuguy exactly two weeks ago
>stood under his golden rain for what seemed like forever
>have yet to get banned
I know it's coming sooner or later, but i'm having fun till then.
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>>127999354
you don't have to talk to anyone asshole. you're anonymous on the internet
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>>127999490
hax
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>>127999582
T20 bonds through both characters. You know it's coming anyway.
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>>127999742
If I used a menu, I wouldn't waste time doing free roam events.
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>>127999918
yet you took a picture and posted it here.
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>>127999918
>menu user not fucking with Freemode events
Riiiiiight,,,
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>>128000058
>>128000168
Believe what you want.
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>>128000428
it's cool if you cheat. I'd wager more than half the daily posters in this general do it.
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Biker DLC when. I just want to ride with my crew.
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>>128000639
>I'd wager more than half the daily posters in this general do it
No wonder this general is so fucking shit.
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>>128000682
We definitely need more western bikes.
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>>128000745
Tell me about it...
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>>128000639
I wouldn't just wager, I'd be shocked if it weren't more than half, but I personally don't. I will admit to receiving shitloads of funbux, though, so it's not like I haven't benefited from modding.
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Do people actually play this game online on the PS4?
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>>128000803
I just want all the TLaD bikes back. And the customization they had for the online part. I just want to have a cut with patches.
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>bought stilt house when update hit
>decide i don't like it anymore
>blow $400k on exchanging it for another one

i'm 100% pcuck and the amount of money i've wasted due to indecisiveness is already well in the millions
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>>128001026
No, le PEE CEE Master Rice is the only place where people play online games
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>>127999770
not that guy but whats a t20 bond? ive heard it mentioned a couple of times
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>>128001310
the t20 is the most expensive vehicle in the game that you can store in a garage

purchased vehicles sell for 60% of their value

put 2 and 2 together
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>>128001310
If it's the same thing people did when hackerbux were a thing on PS3, it means buying a garage full of the most expensive shit you can buy, in this case, T20 Hypercars.
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Should I buy a yacht or wait for the next update?
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>>128001478
Wait
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>>128001121

>Zombie
>Diabolus
>Lycan
>Hellfury
>Revenant
>Wayfarer
>Wolfsbane
>Angel
>Nightblade

I don't think Rockstar will ever add these.
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>>128001478
Yachts are worthless.
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>>128001519
Any guesses as to when they'll add new stuff?
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>>128001478
Wait. Forever.
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>>128001583
Probably 3 or 4 months. They've done a lot these last months as far as Rockstar's interns productivity standards go.
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>>128001152
the reason I was afraid to buy suite 3
but I'm cool with just having an interior that not everyone has.
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>>128000428
I literally have a webm of the lowest height you can hit without dying which involves landing on your ass not yoru feet and it took half my health off

youre saying you happen to have done it lower with full health and also the other guy in the room is randomly also exactly as good as you too
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>>128002498
I've gotten down to 1 meter. Maybe you should get good.
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>>128002498
My only hypothesis is it was caused by lag. I vaguely recall my parachute not opening all the way when it happened, and I didn't think it was going to count it.
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>>128002937
>My only hypothesis is it was caused by fag.

fair enough
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Lads, I got banned and now I've only got 20 grand
Is anyone dropping cash or do I just gotta find some memer in game by luck?
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>>128002498
>i'm the best there is at this game the only way you could be better than me is through cheating

christ you're insufferable
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>>128003374
sell your t20 bonds you made while you were loaded.

That's what you did, right? RIGHT?
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>>128003270
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>>128001554
>tfw you will never ride a Harley-Davidson Panhead again
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>>128003374
Finding a menu is user is easy as fuck. Sucking his dick to receive money is just slightly harder.
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>>127974402
Nice ride how does it handle?
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putting a pay pal donation thing on twitch is a whole massive hassle :(
theres tax issues and business settings and registering as a charity not to mention chargebacks and shit

bleh
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>>128003997
Stop trying to take blater's neetbux.
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Can i join your autism crew pl0x?
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>>128004064
I would if it was easy
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>>128004337
bully
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menubro here,

I'll make it rain after I finish eating breakfast. like anons have said, you need to buy as many t20s as you can afford and just sit on them till the ban comes. if you do it right, you can end up with more than 20 million after the first ban expires.

leave your ID and I'll add you to a private session soon as I finish. I don't want any money or anything, just trying to help gtaog with some funds before I migrate to my new account.
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>>128001310

>you receive billion shekels
>acquire a garage or just use your garage
>buy T20 (the fastest supercar) from the legendary motorsports
>full upgrade those vehicles
>store it on your garage
>repeat, buy, upgrade, store
>now you have a garage full of upgraded T20

>you get banned
>J* sucks away all of your money
>but the T20s remain still on your garage
>sell those, for roughly 1,4m each (idk the exact value desu)
>now you 60-70% of your hacked money back


its that simple
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>crew session never
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>>128006529
I think Nessi is planning something this week-end. You might try to suck his cock to know more about it.
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>>127967202
>>127967202


https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-


Does anyone notice that since the last update, stealing NPC cars gets a bounty a lot more often?
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>>128004660
Small_Leader, im sick of farming heists for weeks
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>>128007645
It's been that way for years. You see patterns where there are none.
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>>128007961
On a long enough timeline, anything's a pattern.
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>>128008050
This statement doesn't mean anything.
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Is there a way to invert X-axis third person? Playing on PS4, it's hard to with normal camera controls for me.
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>>128008764
Time is a flat circle.
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>>128008764
hahahaha upvoted bro xd
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>>128007645
No, but a lot of the time I get a 2 star wanted level when stealing one of the tuned sentinels near eclipse towers. And when I drive it to my garage a cop car spawns right there so I have to avoid it or call Lester. It's only slightly anoying, but annoying nonetheless.
And don't get me started on what a pain in the ass it is to spawn a gold/chrome dubsta nowadays. Davidstar at its best.
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is this car rare or anything? a modder spawned it and dced so i decided to snag it
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>>128009615
Delicious bait
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>>128005053
>have someone spawn you the money instead
>dont get banned
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>>128009615
Yes, keep it to yourself. Don't let people know you have it. It's very rare.
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My Snapmatic isn't working. My pictures don't ever save and I think my SP singleplayer savegames are broken too. They work but the name of the last mission just changes to something random every time. So, what do I do?
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So why did the random events of bank trucks, or cargo and special drops stop happening, they weren't a huge payout, but it was a fun little distraction
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>>128010084
Free roam activities
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>>128010342
Why not both though?
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>>128010084
Hacker/glitcher abuse
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>>128010406
Because that would be too much work, now stop complaining, you got the update for free.
They didn't even remove the award for robbing armored trucks.
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>>128010084
>bank trucks
I've been playing since release and I've seen one of these in online
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>>128010084
NO FUN ALLOWED
O

F
U
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A
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L
O
W
E
D
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>>128010627
>Too much work
>Not doing something is too much
r* pls
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>>128010916
>As of at least the Freemode Events Update (patch 1.29), Armored Trucks have been disabled or discontinued on the Xbox One, PS4, and PC.
Hope you got that badge before the freeroam update.
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What is there even to do for fun in GTAO anymore
I'm kinda bored of sniping random people, and the car controls aren't complete enough too have fun with
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>All this charge back bullshit about fake twitch donations
Looks like I dodged a bullet
you motherfuckers
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>It's yet another thread where nessi acts like a worthless sperg, and instead continues to use GTAG as a replacement for any kind of real life social interaction.

Swedes truly are the most worthless people.
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>>128011661
welcome to a few hours after each and every update
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>>128004660
YaBoiBigBoss
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>Still no screenshots of the USS Flying failure.
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>>128011906
u gonna repost this every thread?
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>>128011906

>nessi hasn't posted yet

Is this the new 'worthless neets ruined this general' because if so at least try and get the timing down right for your autism.
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>>128011661
get franz
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>>128011906
Is he truly Swede?
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>>128004660

hi-im-daisy

i already use menus, its just a shitty one that only drops 1k bags at a time
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>>128004660
Where are you getting these menus? I got infamous 4.0 and all I can do is spawn $5k at a time at a rate of about $100k every 30 seconds before the too many transactions error pops up.
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Do you get banned for having cash spawn on you? Even if I don't use the menu myself?
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>>128014062
Yes.
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>>128014062
95% of the time no
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>>128014062

i used a menu

got banned for a week

didn't drop any cash, just doing the 500k moonman thing, but they didn't remove my dosh
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>>128015427
i wont be using a menu, obviously, i'm wondering because i got banned by using that cheat engine method when online came out. i dont want to get a second strike on my account.
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Anyone else in love with the Moonbeam? It's so comfy, and how can you ignore those sliding doors?

Currently saving up money to customize it a bit.
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You are only allowed to quote this post if you are a better player than me

Not so fast, all of you
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>>128015683

>west coast classics

Well I guess I'm already better than you. :^)
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>>128015683
Fuck your rules mate.
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>>128015943
At being a punk ass white boi?
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>tfw ded
>tfw nobody hosting pacstans
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>>128015649
damnit comfyanon

What car is not comfy enough for you?
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>>128001310
$27,500
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>>128016234
You shut your damn mouth. After last night's shenanigans, Comfyanon in my god damned hero.
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Since the T20 is so expensive to replace, could it be considered the best car to free roam in? I'm ok with losing my car if it means the shitter that blew me up lost 20K.
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>>128015649
you're making me consider getting one, lad
how is it performance-wise?
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>>128016234
Oh no, I'm not comfyanon :(.

Honestly, any mid-range or below car is comfy to me because I'll find a way to appreciate it. Like yesterday, I took my Youga camper van into the canyon to have some fun camping and taking a dip near the waterfall.
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>>128016521
It honestly isn't even bad. A lot faster than it looks, but it does have a tendency to fishtail. I haven't upgraded it at all, not even the lowrider upgrade which makes it handle better, so it'll get even better.
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Best bike for freeroam? I'm been using my Thrust since it's so stable.
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>>128016506
unless they put a bounty on you just before thye blow you up, if they do you pay for the car
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>>128016863
I have 100 mill. Like I give a shit.
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>>128015683
how much does that one loss bother you? must be the reason why you can't sleep at night and keep playing this game.
Also there's oviously some trickery involved here. Not that I judge you. I also do that on double $ weekends.
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>>128016851
Akuma or Sánchez imo
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>>128016521
I've had the chance to drive it in a Lamar mission and it drives like shit. You're probably better off with a cheaper similar car.
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>>128017031
That loss was because my internet died, I didn't really care since it was between the first 20 DMs I played

The only time I "get mad" playing this game is when they kill me with that dumb ass auto-aim rocket laucher while I'm flying my heli
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>>128016863
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>>128016851
Ruffian. Can wheelie at any speed and jumps over everything
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>>128017549
>setting a bounty on a player and claiming it yourself
way too many people do that and it makes absolutely no sense.
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>>128017765
For the bm
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>>128017765
>Kuruma
makes perfect sense, shitlord.
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>>128017549
>not Lester saves Crestmas
Fission Mailed
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>>128017549

Was this meant to be impressive?
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>>128017910
>cries about the Kuruma
>uses a way more op car like the Insurgent
kill yourself memer
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>>128017918
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!
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>>128017910
Honestly, calling Lester takes way too much time and you're better off destroying the kuruma right away. It's not that expensive anyway.
But rockstar should change that insurance system. If an idiot won't stop shooting you and you have to pay for his car for blowing it up it's not fair.
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I can't fucking paint for shit. Help me out with my T20, men. Women too. You'd probably be better at this kind of thing.
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>>128018101
>Surgent
>More OP than Kuruma
You know kuru has bulletproof windows right?
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>>128018164
ING MERRYWEATHER???
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>>128018337
money is money and unlike every shitter cunt in the thread i spend my time and effort playing the game to earn that money. I'm not having it taken by some little shit who got a ps4 for christmas and uploaded his hack ridden moeny bags ps 3 account
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>>128018434
It literally doesn't, the crystal isn't bulletproof

Kuruma just has small windows, that's it

Kuruma is actually worse than most cars just because you can't drop bombs out of it, being a faggot on an Insurgent dropping bombs at your very car and exploding them next to othee cars is for faggots, way worse than using a Kuruma
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>>128018403
>game is pg18
>people in story mode swear all the time
>online chat is censored
This bothers me way too much.
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>>128018403
Orange metallic with Lime Green pearlascent .
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>>128018620
kek. stop whining you little trans bitch. all you do is whining.
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>>128016851
fuckin love my akuma
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>>128018628
>this nigga actually gets how the kuruma works
>>
>saving failed
Worst meme 2k16
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>>128018905
say whatever you want. At least I play the game.
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>>128019135
>this PCuck that has been playing for 2 months wants to teach me how to play
cute
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>Missions that require more than one player to start
What did they mean by this, /gtag/?
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>>128018628
>Kuruma
>isn't bulletproof
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>>128019286
They meant that supposedly teamwork might be required, but really all of them can be done solo.
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>>128019516
just as bulletproof as any car with 100% bulletproof mod...
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Post favorite cars
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>>128020186
Awful, just fucking awful.
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>>128020048
Wrong
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>>128020609
Wrong
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>have strict nattype
>struggle to connect with anyone
>open ports
>connect fast and easy now
>every time I leave a mission though it times out and sends me to singleplayer
ROCKSTAR WHAT THE FUCK
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>>128020908
that used to happen to me, i uninstalled killer network manager and that fixed it
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>Armored Kurumu vs Armored Baller
Which is more memetastic?
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Alright guys, so recently I encoutered this annoying problem with Social Club.

Everytime I start the game, it signs me in and it works well. My friends can see me as online but I cannot see them as online. Basically, everyone on my friends list is offline regardless of their actual state.

How 2 fix? The CMD prompt thing doesn't work for me. Should I do a last resort and reinstall?
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>>128021045
Kuruma
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>>128021145
Just uninstall until cuckstar fixes their game
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>>128021045
Memesurgent
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>>128021250
Fuck.... 60gb + slowassfucking updates.
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>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
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Is there any reason whatsoever for silenced weapons? NPC's and cops still sem to know they're being shot at and who shot at them.
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>>128021253
Insurgent are what's keeping Kuruma shitters in checks. We are fighting for the little guy against Kurumas oppression.
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>>128021347
Lucky you, I love Fleeca.
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>>128021441
For two heist missions and to drastically reduce the noise from your guns in deathmatch (you don't appear in the radar when firing).
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>>128021537
No, you aren't, you little shit.

>>128021347
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
I don't know what's going on, but I like it. Wish I got some high level Prison Breaks though.
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>>128020186
I was genuinely surprised they updated the engine sound with the last update.
>new fav
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>>128017000
>i have 100 mil
What makes you think that most players dont? The few poor fags posting here asking for hackerbux? You're just wasting your time because that 27k means nothing to anyone.
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>>128022207
gimmi dem haxorbux pls senpaifamilyman?

But seriously, are you one of those assholes who treat poorfags like you're one of those "mighty and powerful" dickwads? We need less of you.

Either help or shut up.
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>>128021441
i've managed to get two or three guys with clean headshots before an alarm is raised in some contact missions

the real problem is that in every job that isn't designed with stealth in mind enemies are all bunched up and looking at each other so there's pretty much no way to drop them one by one without somebody noticing
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>>128022136
They updated the Cognoscenti?
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>>128022827
fuck off, the point is that trying to troll people with a paltry amount is wasting time.
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>>128018671

Don't forget racial abuse in SP. The cops call Franklin a nigger on random.

But in online it's all ********
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>>127976450
needs more eyeliner on the right
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Why are flight controls so fucking janky? Why can't they be more like the Battlefield series...
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>>128024345
>flying with kbm
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BR BR
XD
GET REEEEEEKTTTT

cyka BLYAATTT!!!
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>>128024461
What a great post.
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>>128024345
>flying with controller
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>>128025005
>being a retarded cuck
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>>128023012
no, the Schwartzer V12 actually sounds closer to a V12 than it did before. If I remember correctly it shared the engine sound of the Zion.
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>>128024930

Sorry, I just had to share how typical these vehicles are used by some of the worst people on the servers.
I've never met a dick in a futo. But I've met dicks in T20s and Insurgents.
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>>128025273
>I've never met a dick in a futo
Of course not, you can't catch up to people to kill them in something that shitty.
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>>128025443

>Have Bati
>Guy in T20 can't catch me to be a dick
>screams over mic in a cyka blyat voice
>YOU NO
>GO FASTER
>I explode a few seconds after he hit the brakes
>From entire kilometer away
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>>128025648
And if he was in a futa it would have been from 10 kilometers away.
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Biker DLC when
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>Titan mission
>tryhard 200+ in his harrier just mastering everything
>Rest of the team and I finally get to the airport in my insurgent
>flyfag says he cleared it out for us
>Titan is on fire
>I climb into the cockpick
>left 2 engines are out and flaming
>have to fly that shit holding down the right aileron CONSTANTLY
>takes me the entire length of the runway to land because I have to bleed off speed while staying straight
>flyfag says he's a better pilot than me
>my face when
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Why no APC?
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>>128026713
Because you're a fag.
>>
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>>128026427
WWII DLC when?
>BAR, MG42
>Sherman, halftrack, mobile flak gun
>Cool helmets
j* pls
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>tfw hacker bux
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>>128026647
>takes me the entire length of the runway to land because I have to bleed off speed

>left 2 engines are out and flaming

you tried anon, but it would take the lenght of the runway to take off, and the titan isn't fast enough with all 4 engines to need to scrub speed on landing

tl;dr that didn't happen
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>>128027221
>B-17
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>>128027408
You do know the airport runway is like 3x the size of the shitty little regional airport you hand at right cuck?

Taking off wasn't the problem because you get like 2 miles of runway.
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>>128027221
>>128027532
I want this to happen.
>tfw crewing a B-17 with your m8s
>you return from a bombing run and feel the need for brotherhood
>form an MC
>ride with your brothers while wearing your WW2 helmets.
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can any cute menubros help a nigga out and spawn dosh on me
>>
You here for the access codes?
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>>128027330
>memebeam

Good taste, Hacc
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>>128027408
It's possible to get the titan airborne as long as the propeller blades are still there. If they're gone it's time to restart the mission.
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>>128028224
I'm not saying it can't take off, i'm saying that you only need half the sandy shores airfield when its undamaged

with 2 props not spinning it could be possible to land on that Y section without even needed the main runway for space
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I know it's a piece of shit, but a fully upgraded SMG is just too fun not to use. I main the shit

>Dat MP5 look
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>>128026713
it would only get nerfed to no fun anyways
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>>128028657
You're forgetting that the plane yaws like a fucking bitch with 2 props out.

It's a lot easier to just use the length of the field to land and not have to worrying yawing into a telephone pole
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>>128028763
Doesn't matter, you should only be using Combat MG for automatic shittery anyway.
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>Character in GTA Online has a watch
>Girlfriend starts playing with me
>Turns out she's attracted to guys with watches

So I guess I own a watch now...
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>>128029282
and you are refusing to accept that I am speaking on experience

if you can't find the sweet spot controls before you make your approach run during the 5 minute flight

you need to
>git gud
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>>128029360
Well I'm too low level to unlock that anyway, only level 49
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>>128029529

I ain't sayin she a gold digga.
But she ain't messin with a broke nigga.
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>>128029681
Well this was my first time flying the titan this damaged. I wasn't even sure if the mission was completable.
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>tfw trained in Hydra warfare
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>>128029716
We've been together for ten years. She's ALWAYS had an attraction to power. She's in fucking love with Virgil.

Also had a thing for:

>Geralt from The Witcher
>Raiden and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat
>Any young-looking Norn from Guild Wars 2
>Lord Harkon from Skyrim
>Manimarco from Oblivion
>Ferril from Bloodrayne 2
>Jennette from Vampire the Masquerade
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>>128030584
> Bloodvayne
> Dmc

This tickles my jimmy
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>>128030584
Who isn't in love with Vergil?
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>>128030946
If she's even remotely average-looking, he has my dream girl.
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>>128031075
He's making shit up. You all are entirely too guillable.
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>>128031358
She's at work right now, but she's in the crew if you want to look her up. She'll be off around midnight.

SC: Lyra_Stormcrown
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>>128031613
Sending dick pics, thanks.
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>>127990050
I hope you die in war.
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>>128032251
Chill out King David
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post gta gifs you caggots
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>>128033548
We have webms you know.
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>>128033548
>gifs
Time for bed, gramps.
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>>128033548
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>>128033548
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>>128034390
>just get an ultrawide monitor
>still has shitty FOV
top laff
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>>128030584
>We've been together for ten years
How old are you? This is a game for 12-year-olds.
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>>128035051
We're both 21
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>>128035204
>together at 11

kek
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>>128035313
Yep

We just never got bored of each other.

She's my gaming buddy, and she apparently stays with me because I listen and help her through a lot of bullshit in her life.
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Requesting an invite to PC GTAG crew, SC name is Rains7. Thanks in advance.
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>>128035598
you know she's going to invent a reason to leave you right?
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>>128035598
>I listen and help her through a lot of bullshit in her life

That's not enough to keep a girl for 10 years, man. That's DEFINITELY not enough to keep a teenage girl through her entire teen-girl crush phase. There's something more there that either you or both of you can't really understand.

What do you look like? If you're ripped as fuck, you're probably attractive to her.

If you're not, then maybe she's into the lanky nerd look. (Though, you said she's into power, so that most likely isn't true.)
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sc name Whateverever
i want to join the pc one
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>>128035829
>>128036315
Rejected
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>>128036129
Probably not, but I've always told her that I can't keep her like a possession. She makes her own choices.

I've always told her to just tell me if she want's someone else.

She gets a free pass to fuck Chris Hemsworth if she ever gets the opportunity.

>>128036163
I'm 5' 7" and 150lb soaking wet.

Through Highschool, I was a fat ass near 300lb.
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Will you retards stop feeding the troll. He's spewing bullshit and you all are eating it up.
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>>128036624
>5' 7"
yeah sorry bro
she's going to leave before either of you hit 30
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Is there a crew session going on?
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>>128037638
She;s an inch shorter than me. I got that going, so I guess I'm an inch safe.

I'm thinking that if she's put up with me for ten years, she'll probably stay for ten more.

We've put a lot of work into this relationship. I know how to comfort her almost perfectly when she's upset, I know all of her sore spots when backrubs are needed, and I pretty much have her entire cycle mapped out so I can warn her when she might start if we're going out somewhere.

She know a shit ton about me as well.
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>>128036624
>I've always told her that I can't keep her like a possession

How autistic are you that you imagined this would be an appropriate thing to say to your imaginary hypothetical gf?

You know real people don't talk like that right?
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>>128038008
>You know real people don't talk like that right?

I guess we do, and we're real people.
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>don't post entire day but morning
>friendly reminders turned into nessi is a sperg
stop trying to hurt my feelings

>>128028763
>he uses the MP5
my fucking nigga

>>128037893
I'll start one up
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Get call from Simeon, see this...
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who /online/? what crew?
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anyway add me to the PC crew: turbenmaster
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>>128039284
>>128039474
btw is there a discord channel
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>>128039474
>turbenmaster
Invited my friend may the memes be with you
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r8
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Proof, mother fuckers.
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>>128039990
5/10
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>>128039990
Generic and boring
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>>128039990
>nerd pants / 10
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>>128037984
this was cringe as fuck to read
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>>128039945
Thanks, brother. I'm in game now.
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>>128040162
but it fits my character, else you see the body of a young man
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>>128012516
>nessi hasn't posted yet
>>127990050
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>>128040582
solid overcoat though
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>>128040097
>>>/soc/
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>>128028763
>fully upgraded
>not just leaving it stock
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>>128040097
Well, shit.

Now I feel even more alone.

How the hell did you get a girl that not only plays video games, but plays THESE kinds of games with you.

Fuck you for removing the EXIF data.
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>>128041463
>stock
>not just giving it a suppressor
MP5 and combat pistols with the suppressor are still good, i dont know why the MP5 handles as different without it.
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>>128040097
>7-10 years
sounds like she was fucking around on you at some point in the relationship bro
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>>128042176
I prefer the way it handles without it.
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>nobody wants to heist
T.hanks
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>>128041471
I don't really like her spending money on me, so I normally ask her to buy a game she wouldn't normally play and then play it with me.

It's how I got her into Guild Wars 2, the newer Mortal Kombats, Devil May Cry, SMITE, and GTA Online.

Look, I've only had one relationship in my entire life, and I've never had to actively look for a companion. I've always had her by me when I needed someone.

BUT

I've always thought that you can't just actively look for a relationship. You just have to let one happen.

Go to things you like to go to. If Magic The Gathering is even remotely your thing, go to a local Friday Night Magic event. If you just want to hang out somewhere outside of your house, then find a place the fits your intrests.

Go to enough places that you enjoy and you'll find someone that goes to the exact same places. That's when you learn how they might like to be approached. Just don't be creepy about it.

>>128042417
Nah
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>>128042430
my man, the suppressor removes any recoil, so it is a lazer gun to anyone <50m, and with its fun RoF its usually headshots, only shitty thing about SMGs is that they have more spread than ARs and MGs when you go full auto
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>>128042176
>>128042836
My dear sweet, beautiful Nessi. You're so knowledgeable when it comes to helping people become more skilled.

I still love you, my sweet.
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>>128043074
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>>128042836
It handles well enough for me without it.
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Probably an easy question, but how the fuck do you level flying? This bunny hopping bullshit doesn't seem to do anything
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>>128043712
Try flying
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>>128043712
go to flight school
also, fly more often
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>>128043712
do flight school
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>>128043423
Oh whoops, there was supposed to be "also" between man and the suppressor
>LiterallyWho
I'm not surprised you asshole
>that beautiful headshot

>>128043074
but it was just a discussion of an unpopular weapon that is only second to the assault shotgun

>>128043712
Grab hydra, fly around, fly under bridges, fly between buildings, land and take off constantly.
Miljet best babe to do flared landings with, hnnngg
>tfw no qt3.14 S92 blackhawk civilian child
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>>128043947
oh thx ok
>>128044019
>>128044203
I finished flight school. Sitting at around 60%. Does repeating cleared missions give more?

>>128044337
Will do
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>>128039990
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>>128044337
But, my dear perfect goddess, you can teach anyone to use any weapon as if it were a cannon projecting a rainbow of your glory smiting their enemies with your radiance.
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Requesting to join PC GTAG.

Name: Sevenx2
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>>128044337
He actually accused me of using an aimbot because of that. As if anyone would ever need to use an aimbot in this game in the first place.
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>>128044892
Gotcha
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>>128039812
where?
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>>128044679
Kek, nice one.
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>>128045073

Tnx boss
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>>128045025
People DO use aimbot in this game, quite often actually.
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>>128044679
>>128044679
>>128044679
>>128044679
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>>128044757
How the fuck do you come up with this shit, man.
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>>128045239
I mean besides the built in aimbot targeting modes.
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>>128045434
My love for Nessi imbues me with the ability to paint my words with her elegance.
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Nessi is best waifu
t. Burger
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>>128045438
No I know that, I'm serious people do use aimbots in online in free aim.
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>>128044757
all it is is aim at head and click to kill

>>128045025
I get accused of aimbotting every, single, time im in a server.
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>>128034390
looks like Saboteur
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>>128045654
Seriously? Like, why? The aiming is so simplistic as it is.
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>>128045693
My love, I am afraid you are suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.
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>>128045927
Because people are shit at videogames.
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>>128045979
You have no idea what that means, do you?
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>>128046086
It's not like he can't just look it up.
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>>128045979
Your posts are consistently of the highest quality, and I fear that people might take advantage of that by trying to impersonate you.

Could you please adopt a trip-code so I might better subscribe to your insightful posts?
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Been out of the game for a while, due to bannu
What exactly is the body guard thing about?
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z-type is the best car in the game because of gta2.

this is a fact ok ?
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>>128046662
ignore all bodyguard invites and bodyguard-related activities

the real money is in being a VIP. in exchange for access to passive mode, you can start freemode events every 8-10 minutes and hire up to 4 bodyguards to do them

also 90% of any money those bodyguards find in freemode (excluding organization jobs) goes to you
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>>128046659
Sadly, I fear that allowing my dear Nessi to learn my identity this early in my reveal will negatively impact our relationship.

I must decline.

At worst, others may voice their love for Nessi, and I shall not condemn them to a life where they must hide their feelings simply because I wish to keep her as if she were a simple possession.
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>>128046885
No
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>>127970315
I dunno, but I'm just getting back into the game and I seem to be one of the few who prefers muscle cars to sports cars. I'm generally driving in a bright pink Tornado or a chocolate and tan Buccaneer
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>>128046885
muh b
>soul makin'
>sound shakin'
>earth quakin'
>>>change
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>>128047170
It doesn't have to be your real identity, anon!

Use a pseudonym! That'll be fine enough.
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Is it faggy to use a 0 instead of an o in my social club name if the one I want is taken by a ded-account?
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>>128047708

is it bad i want a horn that plays the kill frenzy sound effect
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>>128048074
But, sir, you obviously do not realise that my great goddess is smart enough to recognize my emphatic articulation if I create anything resembling a name. If I were to be in her presence and she found similarities between my pseudonym and my actual name, my love may never be realized.
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>>128048586
no, anon
not at all.
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>>128045979
wat, not even >>128046247 helped. What does it have to do with me?

>>128046662
It means you will keep cops when you respawn, when you get 4 stars and the game decides to spawn you in quite literally, the same spot, then the fun begins.

>>128048598
good, stay enonimouse, i want everyone to read your posts
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>>128046885
It is also literally the fastest car in the game
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>>128048598
You aren't dumb enough to use a nickname that resembles your actual name, right?
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>>128048765

manhunter?
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>>128048912
no the adder is literally the fastest car in the game
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>>128049023
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>>128049114
Bullshit, the Z type is slightly faster
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>>128048598
We can recognize you just fine 'cause you're always walking around with your nose in a damn thesaurus, nigga.
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>>128049150
i'm too lazy to delete this but yes. my post had the fucking OK-sign in it but apparently based hiroshima deletes it so
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