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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
1st for hello reddit
>Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
>1st for hello reddit
Sure hope that doesn't remain in next thread.
>>127966886
xth for big lonely yacht
>>127967349
Chop is best dog, do not hurt Chop.
>>127967349that's a big dick
>>127967863
All i can see now. Thanks.
>>127967754
>tfw you didn't fall for the yacht meme
literally other player's yacht is available if they aren't guarding it
which is 99% of the time since all you can do with it is hang out/hostile takeover
8th for you know already
What are your favorite sleeper cars (cars that are actually fast/fun to drive that don't seem like it)?
what´s the most overlooked car and why is it the pigalle?
How
GUISE
GUISE
I'VE GOT AN IDEA
what if
what if we challenge one of the reddit crews (the most active) to a CREW CHALLENGE or whatever they're called
c'mon let's cuck them
>>127972114
1. Dumb idea
2. Crew challenges are challenges set by crews in a playlist made by a crew, shit like complete a lap on a track under a certain time. It's all for betting purposes and a challenge to whoever takes it.
>>127972114
No, because we'll both cheat at all stages, and they'll cry more about it so they'll win the moral battle and we'll look like the baddies
>tfw you gore some motherfucker who was shooting rockets at your chopper on the blades and you weren't recording
Darn
>>127972114
I would suggest a DM playlist but they'd find some way to fuck it up
>>127972114
This would be a good idea if the lag compensation for this game wasn't shit.
>>127974402
roofless phoenix when
>>127974639
glass roof is pretty close I guess
>Join session with crew friends
>Half of the session, including them, "left"
I want this meme to die.
21st for best car
>>127974402
tattoo ruins it
>>127972704
>>127973118
>>127973497
>>127973854
How about we try before we talk shit about them
Anyone hyped for casion minigames ?
>>127970315
>tfw you will never get to wear that jacket outside of the outfit
>tfw you will never get any of the old clothing items from IV/EFLC without Rockstar fucking it up somehow
>>127975684
Because I know at least half of these fuckers who would use a menu without second thought.
A x.25 heath multiplier or slight damage modifiers you name it.
>>127975710
don't know, should i be?
is it even real, anon?
be honest
bahama mamas hasn't even been used yet and it's there
>>127975578
with the skull face looks more defined I dunno
>>127976047
>nicestguytwistedpsychopath.jpg
>>127976087
lmao
thanks for the kek
I've never seen this much fog/haze before.
>>127976047
yeah no
get rid of it
and lose the fucking makeup holy shit
>>127974402
10/10 phoenixi might copy it if i get one later
>>127976087
Well, I can see it's already starting.Post characters.
>>127976487
glad you like my character :^)
>>127976487
>>127976638
>>127976487
One of those fucking days
>>127976487
>>127970315
Asterope. It's plain and ultra-reliable. And it almost fills the void of not having a Merit in my garage. ;_;
>>127979270
You see, this is why I shoot you.
I've been playing heists for the past 6 hours with absolutely no success in finishing them.
With randoms.
What the fuck do I do?
>>127979729
Post SC.
>>127979729
ask us if someone wants to help.
>>127979270
how´d you get the red line around the tires?
>>127979971
Check the plate.
>>127979929
Social is Igotaname
>>127979934
I'd really like some help!
>>127976487
You can find me trying to taxi RDMing players around on my hazuchou. With little success.
>>127979270
why are all your screenshots so highly saturated?
looks like gta iv again
>>127980540
>not spawning miles above Mt. Chilliad and parachuting from there
What are you guilty plessures, /gtag/?
>tfw revolver on auto-aim
Sue me
>>127981486
*your
*pleasures
Fuck my typos
This ugly son of a bitch is doing Pacific Standard for free and basically you're retarded. Post SC, 1 spot left.
>>127980540
i've spawned a few times 'outside of city limits' at an altitude that makes the map a lot smaller
going full speed freefall i make it to 2 seconds left before i get location kicked
>tfw lower levels that don't have parachute realizing their situation
>>127981783
Crimefighter.
>>127976487
>>127976487
Time to spin /gtaog/
http://goo gl/j8wBTX
Post resultsIf you don't want a melee weapon in the rotation like the bitch you are.http://goo gl/WzVnJM
>>127983343
I feel like your posts really benefit /gtag/, perhaps you'd like to adopt a tirp?
i acquired this game for story mode recently
is there ANY FUCKING WAY to disable the camera auto-centering when in 3rd person?
I've moved all the auto-center sliders in the mouse/keyboard settings menu to 'zero' but it does jack shit
can anyone point me to a mod / script / fix / whatever to prevent camera auto center
>>127983942
lol
>>127983942
lol
>>127983942
lol
>>127983942
lol
>>127984092
>>127984125
>>127985026
>>127985189
sickest memes there ever was
>>127983406
>>127985238
>>127983942
??????
>>127985565
You can't disable it on foot in third person
>>127983313
>knuckle dusters
noice
noice
Is there a way to hack money on the PS4?
>>127985793
Soon you get to experience the hell we have.
I don't have the link but PS4 hacks soon.
>>127985908
I mean, i've kept myself way away from it but a fair few people are selling hacks for psn cards with secondary accounts up, just wondering is it a scam or not because I'd probley just do it myself but I'm not fishing through the 1000+ scam sites what come up as soon as you enter GTA V Money
>>127985908
As in one to two years soon, with any luck. Sony goes full Yakuza on devs they can identify, the guy behind the kernel exploit already gave up.
I don't know if mexican mobiles are a meme here, but GTA SA's Blade was my favorite car. Since it looked like my dad's 69' Impala. Which he still has on hydros.
So I thought I'd make this. Curb feelers seem like a bit much, but does it look at least tasteful compared to what other people are throwing out?
Big shoutout to the guys who responded to my request for heist help.
>shitty fov options
>triple monitors gives you a fuckton of extra fov
great work R*
also got my third monitor now
50fps with drops to 30 in exciting moments
>>127976487
Threadly reminder
>>127988349
>bezels
Eww
>walk to ammu nation
>this guy slaps your cars ass
what do?
>>127988998
ask for a refund
>>127970315
>why is it the pigalle?
Because you're a PCuck who wasn't around when it first came out.
>>127988998
snipe him with the 50cal
and then kill him over and over and over and over and don't stop until he leaves the lobby
>>127989084
why was it shit in console days when it came out?
>>127989295
no, we actually had races with it on ps3
good times
also futo races ofc
>>127989295
And you're a retard as well. No big surprise. I'll spell it out for you, so try to keep up:
Every single car in the "I'm Not a Hipster" update was discussed to death when it first came out. The only reason it's "overlooked" is because you're almost two years late to the party.
>tfw Saints Row 5 comes out
>full blown multiplayer mode
>all previous cities + new one + zinyak/hell versions of Steelport
>lots of customization, fuckton of weapons to choose from
>fun, non "realism" restricted gamemodes like in gtao
>dedicated servers
>shop for otherwise unobtainable clothes/accessories/gun skins/models/cosmetic car modificationsone can dream
>>127989397
>im retarded for not knowing about something that came out long before i got this game
uuh, thanks for the info. i guess....
>>127989575
You're retarded for acting like you know what you're talking about when clearly you don't have the first clue.
>>127985412
What in the fuck did I just read?pic related, might go to war desu
comfy
>>127990425
Ewww, disgusting. Just get an ultrawide.
>>127990759
>Owning a shitty meme monitor.
>>127990806
>4 bezels in you central fov
Nah, that's real shitty.
>>127991302
You know that blater isn't the crew leader anymore, right? You can take his dick out of your mouth anytime.
>>127991719i sure wish my 20cms was good enough for self sucking
I'm not that flexible.I've tried.
>>127991832
oh hey there's me gunning! hi literally!
>>127987460
>matte black paintjob
>light brown seats
>subtle gold pinstripe
I did the same thing to my Moonbeam, but it looks better on yours. I applaud your taste.
>>127981783
Anajamois here, I fixed my shitty internet. If you're not full yet I'll gladly make up for my previous shittery.
It turned out to be a loose wire. I'm serious. I just wrapped it up and everything was top speed again.
Im having a hard time improving my driving stat. Any tips on doing it fast?
>>127996049
Driving. Seriously, what did you expect?
>>127996049
It seems that driving around normally will usually raise it before you know it.
Additional tips would be: Go over every jump you see and try to land on 4 wheels, you get a boost if you manage it. Landing on 2 also gives a very tiny boost.
If you're hellbent on raising it as much as you can, play a lot of races and win. But uh, it only works if you win, so I wouldn't recommend it.
I recommend driving around on freemode and doing the jumps.
>>127989557
2 was good but the last few were lolsorandum and xD us gamur nerds
>>127996201
>>127996049
thanks
>Made my char look like a retard because friends were rushing me to join
Haven't really cared until now, is there anyway to change the way your char looks outside of the obvious clothes / haircuts? i'm talking face and complexion etc
>>127996740
That's what you get for having friends, normie.
>>127970315
Where can I access the list of cars wanted by Simeon? I've only seen it on my inbox but it disappears if you log out of the game.
>>127995792
That was 4 hours ago and I have no idea what shittery you're talking about. I can play with you though.
>>127996740
Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
>>127997173
>Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
I'm already way above that unfortunately >_<
Might see if I can find some shady ass hack menu to do it
>>127989368
>ps3
>>127997539
>he waited 2 years for it
inhuman willpower
>>127997173
I was the dude who kept disconnecting from PacStan: Vans. We had that giant windmill?
I could be mistaking you for another GTAG though. Fixed my internet since then.
>>127997327
> >_<
Don't you ever fucking post this again. You are old enough that you don't ever need to by now.
This may be normal for this general, but it never used to be acceptable and I'll never let it be again.
We use reaction images here. Yes, I said we.
>>127997656
Sorry xD
>>127997656
I remember playing with you, but not that.
>>127997992
That was probably a different group then.
Forget I said anything, you're cool.
>>127997817
Very funny. You are one cheeky muppet mate. Saying it for your own good.
>people argue that funbux don't ruin the game
>takes over 10-15 minutes to get a random going since a good % of the community are now sitting in free roam, begging for money
>>127998230
If anything, random teams are more competent now than 6 months ago.
>>127991302
Ultrathin bezel on center monitor which.is the successor to the other two
Shits pretty cash and i can still use it as seperate units if i want to
Not every game should be ultrawide
>>127997327
There is no shady hack for it. Just send a support ticket to rockstar support saying your character's appearance has been messed up and ask if you can redo it/fix it and they'll do set it up so the next time you boot up Online you'll be able to edit your character appearance.
>>127970901
Grow up.
>>127998230
Funbux have nothing to do with that though?
>>127998416
There is actually, but as far as I know it's only on one paid menu.
>>127998462
>paid menu
Might as well not exist then. Easier to just ticket support since they never ask questions no matter how many times you send them similar tickets
Pleb here, how get moneys? I want one of the new apartments and a boat and all the bells and whistles cause i'm a materialistic slut. Was honestly contemplating spending $10 for 50 mil from some cheater but surely there's a legit way to make it relatively easy? How do you guys do it
>>127998724
Yeah, I got it for free after they literally shilled it here.
>>127987332
>poor little white guy.webm
>>127998885
play the game, faggot.
>>127998885
>paying for funbux
>>127999047
>tfw can never find any cheaters in free roam to give free shit
I thought you guys said they were everywhere
>>127987332
>cancer picking on cancer
>>127998230
No, that's because people are tired of repeating the same content.
>haven't even done the heists because too anti social to do it without friends
>have no friends that play
the fuck am I even doing
>>127998443
I'm still not sure how I managed this.
>ran into menuguy exactly two weeks ago
>stood under his golden rain for what seemed like forever
>have yet to get banned
I know it's coming sooner or later, but i'm having fun till then.
>>127999354
you don't have to talk to anyone asshole. you're anonymous on the internet
>>127999490
hax
>>127999582
T20 bonds through both characters. You know it's coming anyway.
>>127999742
If I used a menu, I wouldn't waste time doing free roam events.
>>127999918
yet you took a picture and posted it here.
>>127999918
>menu user not fucking with Freemode events
Riiiiiight,,,
>>128000058
>>128000168
Believe what you want.
>>128000428
it's cool if you cheat. I'd wager more than half the daily posters in this general do it.
Biker DLC when. I just want to ride with my crew.
>>128000639
>I'd wager more than half the daily posters in this general do it
No wonder this general is so fucking shit.
>>128000682
We definitely need more western bikes.
>>128000745
Tell me about it...
>>128000639
I wouldn't just wager, I'd be shocked if it weren't more than half, but I personally don't. I will admit to receiving shitloads of funbux, though, so it's not like I haven't benefited from modding.
Do people actually play this game online on the PS4?
>>128000803
I just want all the TLaD bikes back. And the customization they had for the online part. I just want to have a cut with patches.
>bought stilt house when update hit
>decide i don't like it anymore
>blow $400k on exchanging it for another one
i'm 100% pcuck and the amount of money i've wasted due to indecisiveness is already well in the millions
>>128001026
No, le PEE CEE Master Rice is the only place where people play online games
>>127999770
not that guy but whats a t20 bond? ive heard it mentioned a couple of times
>>128001310
the t20 is the most expensive vehicle in the game that you can store in a garage
purchased vehicles sell for 60% of their value
put 2 and 2 together
>>128001310
If it's the same thing people did when hackerbux were a thing on PS3, it means buying a garage full of the most expensive shit you can buy, in this case, T20 Hypercars.
Should I buy a yacht or wait for the next update?
>>128001478
Wait
>>128001121
>Zombie
>Diabolus
>Lycan
>Hellfury
>Revenant
>Wayfarer
>Wolfsbane
>Angel
>Nightblade
I don't think Rockstar will ever add these.
>>128001478
Yachts are worthless.
>>128001519
Any guesses as to when they'll add new stuff?
>>128001478
Wait. Forever.
>>128001583
Probably 3 or 4 months. They've done a lot these last months as far as Rockstar's interns productivity standards go.
>>128001152
the reason I was afraid to buy suite 3
but I'm cool with just having an interior that not everyone has.
>>128000428
I literally have a webm of the lowest height you can hit without dying which involves landing on your ass not yoru feet and it took half my health off
youre saying you happen to have done it lower with full health and also the other guy in the room is randomly also exactly as good as you too
>>128002498
I've gotten down to 1 meter. Maybe you should get good.
>>128002498
My only hypothesis is it was caused by lag. I vaguely recall my parachute not opening all the way when it happened, and I didn't think it was going to count it.
>>128002937
>My only hypothesis is it was caused by fag.
fair enough
Lads, I got banned and now I've only got 20 grand
Is anyone dropping cash or do I just gotta find some memer in game by luck?
>>128002498
>i'm the best there is at this game the only way you could be better than me is through cheating
christ you're insufferable
>>128003374
sell your t20 bonds you made while you were loaded.
That's what you did, right? RIGHT?
>>128003270
>>128001554
>tfw you will never ride a Harley-Davidson Panhead again
>>128003374
Finding a menu is user is easy as fuck. Sucking his dick to receive money is just slightly harder.
>>127974402
Nice ride how does it handle?
putting a pay pal donation thing on twitch is a whole massive hassle :(
theres tax issues and business settings and registering as a charity not to mention chargebacks and shit
bleh
>>128003997
Stop trying to take blater's neetbux.
Can i join your autism crew pl0x?
>>128004064
I would if it was easy
>>128004337
bully
menubro here,
I'll make it rain after I finish eating breakfast. like anons have said, you need to buy as many t20s as you can afford and just sit on them till the ban comes. if you do it right, you can end up with more than 20 million after the first ban expires.
leave your ID and I'll add you to a private session soon as I finish. I don't want any money or anything, just trying to help gtaog with some funds before I migrate to my new account.
>>128001310
>you receive billion shekels
>acquire a garage or just use your garage
>buy T20 (the fastest supercar) from the legendary motorsports
>full upgrade those vehicles
>store it on your garage
>repeat, buy, upgrade, store
>now you have a garage full of upgraded T20
>you get banned
>J* sucks away all of your money
>but the T20s remain still on your garage
>sell those, for roughly 1,4m each (idk the exact value desu)
>now you 60-70% of your hacked money back
its that simple
>crew session never
>>128006529
I think Nessi is planning something this week-end. You might try to suck his cock to know more about it.
>>127967202
>>127967202
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
Does anyone notice that since the last update, stealing NPC cars gets a bounty a lot more often?
>>128004660Small_Leader, im sick of farming heists for weeks
>>128007645
It's been that way for years. You see patterns where there are none.
>>128007961
On a long enough timeline, anything's a pattern.
>>128008050
This statement doesn't mean anything.
Is there a way to invert X-axis third person? Playing on PS4, it's hard to with normal camera controls for me.
>>128008764
Time is a flat circle.
>>128008764
hahahaha upvoted bro xd
>>128007645
No, but a lot of the time I get a 2 star wanted level when stealing one of the tuned sentinels near eclipse towers. And when I drive it to my garage a cop car spawns right there so I have to avoid it or call Lester. It's only slightly anoying, but annoying nonetheless.
And don't get me started on what a pain in the ass it is to spawn a gold/chrome dubsta nowadays. Davidstar at its best.
is this car rare or anything? a modder spawned it and dced so i decided to snag it
>>128009615
Delicious bait
>>128005053
>have someone spawn you the money instead
>dont get banned
>>128009615
Yes, keep it to yourself. Don't let people know you have it. It's very rare.
My Snapmatic isn't working. My pictures don't ever save and I think my SP singleplayer savegames are broken too. They work but the name of the last mission just changes to something random every time. So, what do I do?
So why did the random events of bank trucks, or cargo and special drops stop happening, they weren't a huge payout, but it was a fun little distraction
>>128010084
Free roam activities
>>128010342
Why not both though?
>>128010084
Hacker/glitcher abuse
>>128010406
Because that would be too much work, now stop complaining, you got the update for free.They didn't even remove the award for robbing armored trucks.
>>128010084
>bank trucks
I've been playing since release and I've seen one of these in online
>>128010084
NO FUN ALLOWED
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>>128010627
>Too much work
>Not doing something is too much
r* pls
>>128010916
>As of at least the Freemode Events Update (patch 1.29), Armored Trucks have been disabled or discontinued on the Xbox One, PS4, and PC.
Hope you got that badge before the freeroam update.
What is there even to do for fun in GTAO anymore
I'm kinda bored of sniping random people, and the car controls aren't complete enough too have fun with
>All this charge back bullshit about fake twitch donations
Looks like I dodged a bulletyou motherfuckers
>It's yet another thread where nessi acts like a worthless sperg, and instead continues to use GTAG as a replacement for any kind of real life social interaction.
Swedes truly are the most worthless people.
>>128011661
welcome to a few hours after each and every update
>>128004660
YaBoiBigBoss
>Still no screenshots of the USS Flying failure.
>>128011906
u gonna repost this every thread?
>>128011906
>nessi hasn't posted yet
Is this the new 'worthless neets ruined this general' because if so at least try and get the timing down right for your autism.
>>128011661
get franz
>>128011906
Is he truly Swede?
>>128004660hi-im-daisyi already use menus, its just a shitty one that only drops 1k bags at a time
>>128004660
Where are you getting these menus? I got infamous 4.0 and all I can do is spawn $5k at a time at a rate of about $100k every 30 seconds before the too many transactions error pops up.
Do you get banned for having cash spawn on you? Even if I don't use the menu myself?
>>128014062
Yes.
>>128014062
95% of the time no
>>128014062
i used a menu
got banned for a week
didn't drop any cash, just doing the 500k moonman thing, but they didn't remove my dosh
>>128015427
i wont be using a menu, obviously, i'm wondering because i got banned by using that cheat engine method when online came out. i dont want to get a second strike on my account.
Anyone else in love with the Moonbeam? It's so comfy, and how can you ignore those sliding doors?
Currently saving up money to customize it a bit.
You are only allowed to quote this post if you are a better player than me
Not so fast, all of you
>>128015683
>west coast classics
Well I guess I'm already better than you. :^)
>>128015683
Fuck your rules mate.
>>128015943
At being a punk ass white boi?
>tfw ded
>tfw nobody hosting pacstans
>>128015649damnit comfyanon
What car is not comfy enough for you?
>>128001310
$27,500
>>128016234
You shut your damn mouth. After last night's shenanigans, Comfyanon in my god damned hero.
Since the T20 is so expensive to replace, could it be considered the best car to free roam in? I'm ok with losing my car if it means the shitter that blew me up lost 20K.
>>128015649
you're making me consider getting one, lad
how is it performance-wise?
>>128016234
Oh no, I'm not comfyanon:(.
Honestly, any mid-range or below car is comfy to me because I'll find a way to appreciate it. Like yesterday, I took my Youga camper van into the canyon to have some fun camping and taking a dip near the waterfall.
>>128016521
It honestly isn't even bad. A lot faster than it looks, but it does have a tendency to fishtail. I haven't upgraded it at all, not even the lowrider upgrade which makes it handle better, so it'll get even better.
Best bike for freeroam? I'm been using my Thrust since it's so stable.
>>128016506
unless they put a bounty on you just before thye blow you up, if they do you pay for the car
>>128016863
I have 100 mill. Like I give a shit.
>>128015683
how much does that one loss bother you? must be the reason why you can't sleep at night and keep playing this game.
Also there's oviously some trickery involved here. Not that I judge you. I also do that on double $ weekends.
>>128016851
Akuma or Sánchez imo
>>128016521
I've had the chance to drive it in a Lamar mission and it drives like shit. You're probably better off with a cheaper similar car.
>>128017031
That loss was because my internet died, I didn't really care since it was between the first 20 DMs I played
The only time I "get mad" playing this game is when they kill me with that dumb ass auto-aim rocket laucher while I'm flying my heli
>>128016863
>>128016851
Ruffian. Can wheelie at any speed and jumps over everything
>>128017549
>setting a bounty on a player and claiming it yourself
way too many people do that and it makes absolutely no sense.
>>128017765
For the bm
>>128017765
>Kuruma
makes perfect sense, shitlord.
>>128017549
>not Lester saves Crestmas
Fission Mailed
>>128017549
Was this meant to be impressive?
>>128017910
>cries about the Kuruma
>uses a way more op car like the Insurgent
kill yourself memer
>>128017918FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!
>>128017910
Honestly, calling Lester takes way too much time and you're better off destroying the kuruma right away. It's not that expensive anyway.
But rockstar should change that insurance system. If an idiot won't stop shooting you and you have to pay for his car for blowing it up it's not fair.
I can't fucking paint for shit. Help me out with my T20, men.Women too. You'd probably be better at this kind of thing.
>>128018101
>Surgent
>More OP than Kuruma
You know kuru has bulletproof windows right?
>>128018164ING MERRYWEATHER???
>>128018337
money is money and unlike every shitter cunt in the thread i spend my time and effort playing the game to earn that money. I'm not having it taken by some little shit who got a ps4 for christmas and uploaded his hack ridden moeny bags ps 3 account
>>128018434
It literally doesn't, the crystal isn't bulletproof
Kuruma just has small windows, that's it
Kuruma is actually worse than most cars just because you can't drop bombs out of it, being a faggot on an Insurgent dropping bombs at your very car and exploding them next to othee cars is for faggots, way worse than using a Kuruma
>>128018403
>game is pg18
>people in story mode swear all the time
>online chat is censored
This bothers me way too much.
>>128018403
Orange metallic with Lime Green pearlascent .
>>128018620
kek. stop whining you little trans bitch. all you do is whining.
>>128016851
fuckin love my akuma
>>128018628
>this nigga actually gets how the kuruma works
>saving failed
Worst meme 2k16
>>128018905
say whatever you want. At least I play the game.
>>128019135
>this PCuck that has been playing for 2 months wants to teach me how to play
cute
>Missions that require more than one player to start
What did they mean by this, /gtag/?
>>128018628
>Kuruma
>isn't bulletproof
>>128019286
They meant that supposedly teamwork might be required, but really all of them can be done solo.
>>128019516
just as bulletproof as any car with 100% bulletproof mod...
Post favorite cars
>>128020186
Awful, just fucking awful.
>>128020048
Wrong
>>128020609
Wrong
>have strict nattype
>struggle to connect with anyone
>open ports
>connect fast and easy now
>every time I leave a mission though it times out and sends me to singleplayer
ROCKSTAR WHAT THE FUCK
>>128020908
that used to happen to me, i uninstalled killer network manager and that fixed it
>Armored Kurumu vs Armored Baller
Which is more memetastic?
Alright guys, so recently I encoutered this annoying problem with Social Club.
Everytime I start the game, it signs me in and it works well. My friends can see me as online but I cannot see them as online. Basically, everyone on my friends list is offline regardless of their actual state.
How 2 fix? The CMD prompt thing doesn't work for me. Should I do a last resort and reinstall?
>>128021045
Kuruma
>>128021145
Just uninstall until cuckstar fixes their game
>>128021045
Memesurgent
>>128021250
Fuck.... 60gb + slowassfucking updates.
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
>join heist
>Fleeca Job - Scope Out
Is there any reason whatsoever for silenced weapons? NPC's and cops still sem to know they're being shot at and who shot at them.
>>128021253
Insurgent are what's keeping Kuruma shitters in checks. We are fighting for the little guy against Kurumas oppression.
>>128021347
Lucky you, I love Fleeca.
>>128021441
For two heist missions and to drastically reduce the noise from your guns in deathmatch (you don't appear in the radar when firing).
>>128021537
No, you aren't, you little shit.
>>128021347
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
>Quick Heist
>Pacific Standard
I don't know what's going on, but I like it. Wish I got some high level Prison Breaks though.
>>128020186
I was genuinely surprised they updated the engine sound with the last update.
>new fav
>>128017000
>i have 100 mil
What makes you think that most players dont? The few poor fags posting here asking for hackerbux? You're just wasting your time because that 27k means nothing to anyone.
>>128022207
gimmi dem haxorbux pls senpaifamilyman?
But seriously, are you one of those assholes who treat poorfags like you're one of those "mighty and powerful" dickwads? We need less of you.
Either help or shut up.
>>128021441
i've managed to get two or three guys with clean headshots before an alarm is raised in some contact missions
the real problem is that in every job that isn't designed with stealth in mind enemies are all bunched up and looking at each other so there's pretty much no way to drop them one by one without somebody noticing
>>128022136
They updated the Cognoscenti?
>>128022827
fuck off, the point is that trying to troll people with a paltry amount is wasting time.
>>128018671
Don't forget racial abuse in SP. The cops call Franklin a nigger on random.
But in online it's all ********
>>127976450
needs more eyeliner on the right
Why are flight controls so fucking janky? Why can't they be more like the Battlefield series...
>>128024345
>flying with kbm
BR BR
XD
GET REEEEEEKTTTT
cyka BLYAATTT!!!
>>128024461
What a great post.
>>128024345
>flying with controller
>>128025005
>being a retarded cuck
>>128023012
no, the Schwartzer V12 actually sounds closer to a V12 than it did before. If I remember correctly it shared the engine sound of the Zion.
>>128024930
Sorry, I just had to share how typical these vehicles are used by some of the worst people on the servers.
I've never met a dick in a futo. But I've met dicks in T20s and Insurgents.
>>128025273
>I've never met a dick in a futo
Of course not, you can't catch up to people to kill them in something that shitty.
>>128025443
>Have Bati
>Guy in T20 can't catch me to be a dick
>screams over mic in a cyka blyat voice
>YOU NO
>GO FASTER
>I explode a few seconds after he hit the brakes
>From entire kilometer away
>>128025648
And if he was in a futa it would have been from 10 kilometers away.
Biker DLC when
>Titan mission
>tryhard 200+ in his harrier just mastering everything
>Rest of the team and I finally get to the airport in myinsurgent
>flyfag says he cleared it out for us
>Titan is on fire
>I climb into the cockpick
>left 2 engines are out and flaming
>have to fly that shit holding down the right aileron CONSTANTLY
>takes me the entire length of the runway to land because I have to bleed off speed while staying straight
>flyfag says he's a better pilot than me
>my face when
Why no APC?
>>128026713
Because you're a fag.
>>128026427
WWII DLC when?
>BAR, MG42
>Sherman, halftrack, mobile flak gun
>Cool helmets
j* pls
>tfw hacker bux
>>128026647
>takes me the entire length of the runway to land because I have to bleed off speed
>left 2 engines are out and flaming
you tried anon, but it would take the lenght of the runway to take off, and the titan isn't fast enough with all 4 engines to need to scrub speed on landing
tl;dr that didn't happen
>>128027221
>B-17
>>128027408
You do know the airport runway is like 3x the size of the shitty little regional airport you hand at right cuck?
Taking off wasn't the problem because you get like 2 miles of runway.
>>128027221
>>128027532
I want this to happen.
>tfw crewing a B-17 with your m8s
>you return from a bombing run and feel the need for brotherhood
>form an MC
>ride with your brothers while wearing your WW2 helmets.
can any cute menubros help a nigga out and spawn dosh on me
You here for the access codes?
>>128027330
>memebeam
Good taste, Hacc
>>128027408
It's possible to get the titan airborne as long as the propeller blades are still there. If they're gone it's time to restart the mission.
>>128028224
I'm not saying it can't take off, i'm saying that you only need half the sandy shores airfield when its undamaged
with 2 props not spinning it could be possible to land on that Y section without even needed the main runway for space
I know it's a piece of shit, but a fully upgraded SMG is just too fun not to use. I main the shit
>Dat MP5 look
>>128026713
it would only get nerfed to no fun anyways
>>128028657
You're forgetting that the plane yaws like a fucking bitch with 2 props out.
It's a lot easier to just use the length of the field to land and not have to worrying yawing into a telephone pole
>>128028763
Doesn't matter, you should only be using Combat MG for automatic shittery anyway.
>Character in GTA Online has a watch
>Girlfriend starts playing with me
>Turns out she's attracted to guys with watches
So I guess I own a watch now...
>>128029282
and you are refusing to accept that I am speaking on experience
if you can't find the sweet spot controls before you make your approach run during the 5 minute flight
you need to
>git gud
>>128029360
Well I'm too low level to unlock that anyway, only level 49
>>128029529
I ain't sayin she a gold digga.
But she ain't messin with a broke nigga.
>>128029681
Well this was my first time flying the titan this damaged. I wasn't even sure if the mission was completable.
>tfw trained in Hydra warfare
>>128029716
We've been together for ten years. She's ALWAYS had an attraction to power. She's in fucking love with Virgil.
Also had a thing for:
>Geralt from The Witcher
>Raiden and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat
>Any young-looking Norn from Guild Wars 2
>Lord Harkon from Skyrim
>Manimarco from Oblivion
>Ferril from Bloodrayne 2
>Jennette from Vampire the Masquerade
>>128030584
> Bloodvayne
> Dmc
This tickles my jimmy
>>128030584
Who isn't in love with Vergil?
>>128030946
If she's even remotely average-looking, he has my dream girl.
>>128031075
He's making shit up. You all are entirely too guillable.
>>128031358
She's at work right now, but she's in the crew if you want to look her up. She'll be off around midnight.
SC: Lyra_Stormcrown
>>128031613
Sending dick pics, thanks.
>>127990050
I hope you die in war.
>>128032251
Chill out King David
post gta gifs you caggots
>>128033548
We have webms you know.
>>128033548
>gifs
Time for bed, gramps.
>>128033548
>>128033548
>>128034390
>just get an ultrawide monitor
>still has shitty FOV
top laff
>>128030584
>We've been together for ten years
How old are you? This is a game for 12-year-olds.
>>128035051
We're both 21
>>128035204
>together at 11
kek
>>128035313
Yep
We just never got bored of each other.
She's my gaming buddy, and she apparently stays with me because I listen and help her through a lot of bullshit in her life.
Requesting an invite to PC GTAG crew, SC name is Rains7. Thanks in advance.
>>128035598
you know she's going to invent a reason to leave you right?
>>128035598
>I listen and help her through a lot of bullshit in her life
That's not enough to keep a girl for 10 years, man. That's DEFINITELY not enough to keep a teenage girl through her entire teen-girl crush phase. There's something more there that either you or both of you can't really understand.
What do you look like? If you're ripped as fuck, you're probably attractive to her.
If you're not, then maybe she's into the lanky nerd look. (Though, you said she's into power, so that most likely isn't true.)
sc name Whateverever
i want to join the pc one
>>128035829
>>128036315
Rejected
>>128036129
Probably not, but I've always told her that I can't keep her like a possession. She makes her own choices.
I've always told her to just tell me if she want's someone else.She gets a free pass to fuck Chris Hemsworth if she ever gets the opportunity.
>>128036163
I'm 5' 7" and 150lb soaking wet.
Through Highschool, I was a fat ass near 300lb.
Will you retards stop feeding the troll. He's spewing bullshit and you all are eating it up.
>>128036624
>5' 7"
yeah sorry bro
she's going to leave before either of you hit 30
Is there a crew session going on?
>>128037638
She;s an inch shorter than me. I got that going, so I guess I'm an inch safe.
I'm thinking that if she's put up with me for ten years, she'll probably stay for ten more.
We've put a lot of work into this relationship. I know how to comfort her almost perfectly when she's upset, I know all of her sore spots when backrubs are needed, and I pretty much have her entire cycle mapped out so I can warn her when she might start if we're going out somewhere.
She know a shit ton about me as well.
>>128036624
>I've always told her that I can't keep her like a possession
How autistic are you that you imagined this would be an appropriate thing to say to your imaginary hypothetical gf?
You know real people don't talk like that right?
>>128038008
>You know real people don't talk like that right?
I guess we do, and we're real people.
>don't post entire day but morning
>friendly reminders turned intonessi is a sperg
stop trying to hurt my feelings
>>128028763
>he uses the MP5my fucking nigga
>>128037893
I'll start one up
Get call from Simeon, see this...
who /online/? what crew?
anyway add me to the PC crew: turbenmaster
>>128039284
>>128039474
btw is there a discord channel
>>128039474
>turbenmaster
Invited my friend may the memes be with you
Proof, mother fuckers.
>>128039990
5/10
>>128039990
Generic and boring
>>128039990
>nerd pants / 10
>>128037984
this was cringe as fuck to read
>>128039945
Thanks, brother. I'm in game now.
>>128040162
but it fits my character, else you see the body of a young man
>>128012516
>nessi hasn't posted yet
>>127990050
>>128040582
solid overcoat though
>>128028763
>fully upgraded
>not just leaving it stock
>>128040097
Well, shit.
Now I feel even more alone.
How the hell did you get a girl that not only plays video games, but plays THESE kinds of games with you.
Fuck you for removing the EXIF data.
>>128041463
>stock
>not just giving it a suppressor
MP5 and combat pistols with the suppressor are still good, i dont know why the MP5 handles as different without it.
>>128040097
>7-10 years
sounds like she was fucking around on you at some point in the relationship bro
>>128042176
I prefer the way it handles without it.
>nobody wants to heist
T.hanks
>>128041471
I don't really like her spending money on me, so I normally ask her to buy a game she wouldn't normally play and then play it with me.
It's how I got her into Guild Wars 2, the newer Mortal Kombats, Devil May Cry, SMITE, and GTA Online.
Look, I've only had one relationship in my entire life, and I've never had to actively look for a companion. I've always had her by me when I needed someone.
BUT
I've always thought that you can't just actively look for a relationship. You just have to let one happen.
Go to things you like to go to. If Magic The Gathering is even remotely your thing, go to a local Friday Night Magic event. If you just want to hang out somewhere outside of your house, then find a place the fits your intrests.
Go to enough places that you enjoy and you'll find someone that goes to the exact same places. That's when you learn how they might like to be approached. Just don't be creepy about it.
>>128042417
Nah
>>128042430
my man, the suppressor removes any recoil, so it is a lazer gun to anyone <50m, and with its fun RoF its usually headshots, only shitty thing about SMGs is that they have more spread than ARs and MGs when you go full auto
>>128042176
>>128042836
My dear sweet, beautiful Nessi. You're so knowledgeable when it comes to helping people become more skilled.
I still love you, my sweet.
>>128043074
>>128042836
It handles well enough for me without it.
Probably an easy question, but how the fuck do you level flying? This bunny hopping bullshit doesn't seem to do anything
>>128043712
Try flying
>>128043712
go to flight school
also, fly more often
>>128043712
do flight school
>>128043423
Oh whoops, there was supposed to be "also" between man and the suppressor
>LiterallyWho
I'm not surprised you asshole
>that beautiful headshot
>>128043074
but it was just a discussion of an unpopular weapon that is only second to the assault shotgun
>>128043712
Grab hydra, fly around, fly under bridges, fly between buildings, land and take off constantly.
Miljet best babe to do flared landings with, hnnngg
>tfw no qt3.14 S92 blackhawk civilian child
>>128043947
oh thx ok
>>128044019
>>128044203
I finished flight school. Sitting at around 60%. Does repeating cleared missions give more?
>>128044337
Will do
>>128039990
>>128044337
But, my dear perfect goddess, you can teach anyone to use any weapon as if it were a cannon projecting a rainbow of your glory smiting their enemies with your radiance.
Requesting to join PC GTAG.
Name: Sevenx2
>>128044337
He actually accused me of using an aimbot because of that. As if anyone would ever need to use an aimbot in this game in the first place.
>>128044892
Gotcha
>>128039812
where?
>>128044679
Kek, nice one.
>>128045073
Tnx boss
>>128045025
People DO use aimbot in this game, quite often actually.
>>128044757
How the fuck do you come up with this shit, man.
>>128045239
I mean besides the built in aimbot targeting modes.
>>128045434
My love for Nessi imbues me with the ability to paint my words with her elegance.
Nessi is best waifu
t. Burger
>>128045438
No I know that, I'm serious people do use aimbots in online in free aim.
>>128044757
all it is is aim at head and click to kill
>>128045025
I get accused of aimbotting every, single, time im in a server.
>>128034390
looks like Saboteur
>>128045654
Seriously? Like, why? The aiming is so simplistic as it is.
>>128045693
My love, I am afraid you are suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.
>>128045927
Because people are shit at videogames.
>>128045979
You have no idea what that means, do you?
>>128046086
It's not like he can't just look it up.
>>128045979
Your posts are consistently of the highest quality, and I fear that people might take advantage of that by trying to impersonate you.
Could you please adopt a trip-code so I might better subscribe to your insightful posts?
Been out of the game for a while, due to bannu
What exactly is the body guard thing about?
z-type is the best car in the game because of gta2.
this is a fact ok ?
>>128046662
ignore all bodyguard invites and bodyguard-related activities
the real money is in being a VIP. in exchange for access to passive mode, you can start freemode events every 8-10 minutes and hire up to 4 bodyguards to do them
also 90% of any money those bodyguards find in freemode (excluding organization jobs) goes to you
>>128046659
Sadly, I fear that allowing my dear Nessi to learn my identity this early in my reveal will negatively impact our relationship.
I must decline.
At worst, others may voice their love for Nessi, and I shall not condemn them to a life where they must hide their feelings simply because I wish to keep her as if she were a simple possession.
>>127970315
I dunno, but I'm just getting back into the game and I seem to be one of the few who prefers muscle cars to sports cars. I'm generally driving in a bright pink Tornado or a chocolate and tan Buccaneer
>>128046885
muh b
>soul makin'
>sound shakin'
>earth quakin'
>>>change
>>128047170
It doesn't have to be your real identity, anon!
Use a pseudonym! That'll be fine enough.
Is it faggy to use a 0 instead of an o in my social club name if the one I want is taken by a ded-account?
>>128047708
is it bad i want a horn that plays the kill frenzy sound effect
>>128048074
But, sir, you obviously do not realise that my great goddess is smart enough to recognize my emphatic articulation if I create anything resembling a name. If I were to be in her presence and she found similarities between my pseudonym and my actual name, my love may never be realized.
>>128048586
no, anon
not at all.
>>128045979
wat, not even >>128046247 helped. What does it have to do with me?
>>128046662
It means you will keep cops when you respawn, when you get 4 stars and the game decides to spawn you in quite literally, the same spot, then the fun begins.
>>128048598
good, stay enonimouse, i want everyone to read your posts
>>128046885
It is also literally the fastest car in the game
>>128048598
You aren't dumb enough to use a nickname that resembles your actual name, right?
>>128048765
manhunter?
>>128048912
no the adder is literally the fastest car in the game
>>128049023
>>128049114
Bullshit, the Z type is slightly faster
>>128048598
We can recognize you just fine 'cause you're always walking around with your nose in a damn thesaurus, nigga.
>>128049150
i'm too lazy to delete this but yes. my post had the fucking OK-sign in it but apparently based hiroshima deletes it so
>>128049150
>>128049114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFwv6MlFCc&t=12m30s&hd=1
>>128048873
It simply means the those who are extremely proficient at a certain skill do not realize how perfect they are, my love.
It explains why you are unable to understand my need to love you.
>>128042803
H O L Y F U C K
>>>/SOC/
>>128049347
>filename
Will we ever get a DLC targeted enhancing comfy?
something's a little off here...
>>128049375
I stand corrected
>>128049307
Those wishing to describe the feelings of love that they have for someone need no thesaurus. They simply find the words that describe their need through their loved one.
My connection with Nessi has brought me to new levels of understanding and eloquence.
Free aim is fucking ruined
>Every cunt is over level 120
>Every cunt has 30 RPGs, and can load a mission/back out to buy more with no penalty
>Every cunt has a minigun with 9999 ammo
>Every cunt has a DMR
>Every cunt has a heavy sniper
>Every cunt has an insurgent on call
>Every cunt has military pegasus vehicles
>Every cunt has a bulletproof helmet
Fly anywhere?
>lock on
Drive anywhere near another player?
>RPG fired at you
>minigun bulletspam
Defend yourself if killed when some random starts attacking you?
>End up fighting 5+ guys that use combination of the above because little timmy had his feelings hurt you pushed his shit in.
This is the 8th lobby in a fucking row, games gone completely to shit.
>>128050236
Play with GTAG
Be little timmy
>>128050236
>7 people in a free aim lobby
confirmed for never being in a FA lobby, kiddo.
>>128050137
the kalahari is always cozy.
>>128050495
>Consolecuck trying to talk about anything
>>128050236
well, the game is meant to be played with assisted aim...
>inb4 replies
>>128050801
>PCcuck with a superiority complex
>>128050438
>GTAG playing free aim
>>128050495
Regularly get full lobbies on PS4
>>128050801
>PCuck thinking modders are ever worth the hassle
>>128051153(you)
>This will never be you
Could I get into the PC crew, please?
SC: -Tailypo-
>>128051624
Literally refuse to play anything but
>>128049859
What plen?
>>128046885
>>128047708
AND REMEMBER, RESPECT IS EVERYTHING
>>128051783
Sent
>>128040097
lies
girls remember stuff like this to the exact date
>be VIP
>Bodyguard bros protecting me while I do the vip survival job
>I keep killing this one XxsomeedgynamexX who has a railgun
>Suddenly explosions are following my vehicle even though no one is around
>a dozen jumbo jets fall on me
>Don't die because Iactivated my menuwhen the explosions were following me
>I call the edgy name guy a pussy
>suddenly no one on the server has guns and we're all getting jumbo jets dropped on us
>everyone is getting money and edgycunt is telling we'll be banned for hacking because of the money he gave us
>he quits
>my face when this kid went full retard with menu's and still lost.
>>128053158
>All girls are good with details
>All girls played with Barbies
>All girls just play video games just because it makes guys like them
>All girls are superficial and only care about how much money you have
I took an actual picture instead of just a screenshot so you guys couldn't say I faked it.
>>128053537
WOW are you kissless virgins so enthralled by someone talking about their pretend girlfriend that you're STILL talking about it hours later?
Holy shit gtag get a life seriously.
>>128053828
If you're that lonely just get a blow up doll, man.
>>128040097
all my gf plays is candy crushlucky fucker
>>128055037
Why don't you ease her into diffrent things? You know what makes games fun for you, so it should be easy to figure out what might be fun for her.
Does she like action movies? Show here games like Race the Sun and Rocket League.
Does she like calming, soft music? show her someMineCraftand Elder Scrolls.
Is she a nerdy kinda person into magic the gathering and LOTRO?She should already be playing video games are she's hiding from you.
Is there anything one can do against the fucking faggots that just use hacks to blow everyone up or spawn campfires inside you?
>>128056754
Exploding servers = Go into passive
Campfires = LeaveYou can't do shit,welcome to PC.
I just saw someone kill a dude with a bounty and the bounty was 100mil or so... how the fuck do I get a piece of that action?
>>128057349
It doesn't give you anything.
My dear Nessi, it feels so good to be in the same session as you.
Perhaps one day I will be comfortable enough around you to be your bodyguard without impeding my abilities with nervousness. At the moment I would be to much of a risk to your organization.
If someone's in my personal vehicle and I call the mechanic for another vehicle, do they get kicked out?
>>128058217
Yep
>>128051835
I'm talking about on PS4, its fucking lonely in free aim, I get full sessions but they're cunts, if you're claiming you're PS4 FA only I'm calling bullshit.
>>128058987
>free aim
>consoles
I know it hurts, but you gotta go Assisted Aim.
>>128058987
What's your PSN, man?
I'm wondering whether I've crossed you now.
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
Take a look, ya buttholes
>>128060173
Don't even have to look to know it's never going to happen.
How I look?
>>128060765
:(
it might:(
>>128060890
5/10
>>128060173
It's too much of a good idea so ain't ever gonna happen.
>>128060895
No, it won't. Rockstar wants and has a monopoly on content in GTAO so they can make the prices on their interns' reskins ridiculously high.
>>128059137
I'd rather not play
>>128059169
a30mm
Literally just had a session with some russian fucks only going off radar and doing c4 insurgent drive by's. killed the guy doing it a few times (the one with the 11k/d) and he just chose the easy way out until he was far enough away to get a new insurgent.
This is what free aim has turned into, if its not shit like this its faggots with tanks/hydras.
>>128060890
every white male character/10
>>128061196
>mfw some stupid faggot tried to kill me with a tank while I was shopping I'm a Suburban and I just golf-clapped at him till he sperged out
Tank-fags are the worst
>>128061403
What's uncommon anyway? Not that guy but I'm trying to come up with a good character style but it seems everyone is either suited or thug'd out and I wanna be a special snowflake
>>128061534
Look like a normie. Jeans and generic t-shirt.
>>128060890
Like Lieutenant Miller from Mirror's Edge
>>128061712
Agent Smith?
>>128061534
The irony is that to be a special snowflake, you have to not make your ideal white guy face, and dress like a normal everyday chode. Alternatively you could not be a white guy, though that department has its own pitfalls.
>>128061712
bendick cucknatch?
>>128060173
Consoles will never be able to run that, stop spamming this shit.
So lads, any ideas to get rid of this shit? some ebin haxxer spawned them on me and they follow me everywhere :^(
>>128062345
>Consoles will never be able to run that
How, please explain. I know it isn't the same genre but Forza 2 could do that shit and it was on the freaking 360.
>>128062502
Kill Yourself might work. Either that or switch session.
If all fail, just close the game.
>>128062632
30 players running around with decals? Forget it.
>>128061534
Older characters seem like a rather uncommon deal. Don't aim for pretty per say but more 'believable everyday Joe'.
>>128062632
I've heard that Forza 2 and GTA V are a little different.
>make a black character
>every edgy kid kills me on sight and types nigger in chat
>>128062502
drop to single player and then go back into freeroam
>>128062796
APB did it just fine with 100+ players and even more customization than GTAV
>>128063382
And GTA IV tier graphics.
>>128061696
>>128061843
I thought that might be the case. I hate that I missed the Halloween update. We're there any cool horror tshirts or anything?
>>128063485
>APB released in 2010
>GTA V (Enhanced) released in 2014 and 2015 for PC
Shit change over time mate.
>>128063485
APB:R runs on an old, heavily modified version of Unreal Engine iirc
the game came out like 5 years ago, anon
surely they can do a little better now and simply choose not to?
>friends gloat about how much money they have
>every lobby they beg for hacker money
>each now have a full 10 garage apartment
Is there any legit way to earn money? Or should I just give up and figure out how to spawn myself money
>>128064389
Do heists over and over
>>128064389
>Guys I've been playing for two days and I really deserve to have everything right now.
>>128064389
host heists, and make sure you're making at least $60k for every hour of game-play
methods include but are not limited to:
>Jobs (spec. Contact Missions/Adversary Mode)
>VIP (and bodyguards, they give you 90% of whatever they make in free mode)
>Free-mode Events
lol
>>128061094
which cars can you modify at bennys?
>>128064719
So fucking salty that guy
>>128064769
The ones listed on Benny's website.
>>128064975
is that it? ugh
>R* releases a new standalone GTA Online game
>$60 buy to play
>actually fixes shit and adds content
Would you buy it? If it meant following the pay2play model where the base game is 60 and "expansions" are $30-60 each every year or so like guild wars?
>>128062878
Older characters are fun. I recommend either looking at some older celebs for inspiration or just going off people you know.
>>128065030
Settle down, you entitled little millennial.
>>128065046
>the base game is 60 and "expansions" are $30-60 each every year or so like guild wars?
no
>>128065171
fight me, grandpa
You guys wanna come over and watch anime?
>elevator leads directly to garage
>you have an entire floor of the garage
Literally what? what kind of high-rise rents you an ENTIRE floor of a garage with gym for you to use?
>>128065046
>rockstar
No
I'm not paying for another peer 2 peer shitfest
How did I do spending the god awful amounts of hacker bux I received? Almost none of this is from legit play.
1/3
>>128065046
that's really how it should have been if they wanted to be this ambitious
that way they could also make fixes/overhauls where it was needed
tying it into GTAV and then making these fixes just gives players more ammunition to criticize SP
I can't imagine any of the predicted updates (Liberty City, Bahama Mamas, Casino) making sense for the game as is
>>128065625
Awful, throw it away and start again.
>>128065125
>those characters
what the fuck
>>128065125
old people don't wear snapbacks faggot
>>128065625
Yes, black. I wanted a MiB feel for all of my armored shit.
2/3
How the fuck do you level up stealth?
I've been walking around in stealth for an hour now and it hasn't raised any.
>>128065831
operator/10
I like it, mostly.
>>128065831
I also have another ten-car garage that I keep empty for any hacker bux I receive.
For anyone that might ask: Never been banned. Always just kept the money I get from random modders in my bank and nothing's ever happened to it.
>>128065952
You walk around without being seen by npcs for hours. Stealth kills my help too.There is no quick way to do this, it's really fucking long and the rewards are nearly non existent.
>>128066031
lol i've got tired of it
had over 200m spawned on me since the start of game
4 apartments, all garages full
3 fully upgraded yachts
all aircrafts
still have around 120m left
>>128065125
>>128066239
>4 apartments
How many properties can you own? 4?
>>128065952
>go to solo session
>LSIA runway
>rubber band the toggles on controller
>activate stealth
>go take a shit
>?????????
>profit
>>128066330
i think you can own 5 or 6 now, but i havent had a need for it yet
>>128066239
>3 fully upgraded yachts
You can have more than one?
>>128066578
yeah, 3 is max
Most of the job types have literally no one playing them, even shit you'd think was popular like deathmatch.
Will R* ever do anything to revitalize this fucking game or are we done here?
>>128066658
Whelp. Off to hop sessions until inevitable gaining more hacker bux.I honestly hate that I can do this. I'd rather just ply the game, but if I do that I'll just randomly end up in a session with a modder that spawns money and all of my hard work will be for nothing because he'll just give me enough money for whatever my goal was.
daily reminder that pigalle is best sports classic
So i just started playing again. What's that whole bodyguard thing that keeps popping up?
Does it do anything but change the color of my name in freemode?
>>128066949
Freemode seem to get all the attention right now. And it ain't much better than at release on dead gen.
>>128066949
deathmatches full of people with multipliers and autoaim? no thanks.
>>128066949
No, Rockstar won't do anything to make children interested in anything more than free roam. You can fuck off now.
>>128065125
Dat square jaw on Vanilla ruins the look, doesn't resemble the Boss outfit on Blater without the meth addict cheeks, t b h.
>>128067082
I'm sorry did I interrupt the circlejerk where you were fapping to that autist talking about his imaginary girlfriend?
>>128067305
I'm sorry, was your post so much more interesting that it required an in-depth analysis and discussion instead of being written off as the whiny babble it is? No? Then fuck off.
>>128067007
>I hate that I can bypass the endless grind
It's literally 5 missions over and over and over and over and over again for days on end
No variation
No change
No improvement possible
Nothing
Just the same shit forever and ever
>>128066949
I was really bummed the big large team objective game types got less attention. I played RDR online till it died and there always seemed to be SOMEBODY willing to fill up lobbies for most game types, even cards and dice.
>>128067496
t. post-heists update player
>>128057707
nothing at all or just max of 9k?
>>128067496
Yeah, but without modded money, I wouldn't grind. I'd just race/deathmatch/adversary mode my way to whatever I want.
Sure, It'd take a lot longer, but I'd actually be playing the game instead of just hanging out in freeroam waiting for my next deposit ofill-gotten gains.
>>128067624
What did you do before heists for money, then?
Was it more fun?
Or was it just a different mission you grinded endlessly?
>>128067782
You play the gamemodes.
"Oh but they don't earn as much as heists."Fuck you guys, I've been trying to get you to play the gamemodes. Some of them are actually fun.
>>128067928
I would play the gamemodes but fucking nobody else is
And the only reason I would, is because I have enough money not to worry about it
>>128067018
Is it June 2014 again or something?
>>128067928
adversery modes are fun, especially in th 2x rp and cash weekend
all captures races etc are fun too but are dead
lucky if you have anything more than 3 people
So, is there any good way to gethackerbuxs? Or is it justluck and server hopping
>Action replay almost always turns off after dying
>Forget to turn it back on when I respawn
>Do something really cool that I would have wanted a clip of
>Go to save the replay
>"Recording"
Thanks, Rockstar
>>128068247
spawn it yourself
>>128068247
I once had a GTAG party where I rained money from a chopper for hours
But I'm not doing that shit again because I got bannu from it
Just cheat for yourself dude
>>127983313
only for an hour but this should be fun.
>>128068390
>>128068365
Would if I knew how. Ways im finding areold and busted
>>128068683
mpgh
Go wild
>camping on water tower
>spic I killed twice gets mad and grabs a tank
>tries to blow me up but to no avail thanks to water tower
>/gtag/ organization bros kill him with a buzzard
>spic hasn't even killed a single person and only lasted 30 seconds
>texts me "campero hi jo pu ta"
Goddamn, I love you guys.
>>128069147
Fámillia must look after each other.
>>128069384We were on PS4 though
/gtag/ love goes on all platforms.
>>128065831
Are you me?
>>128068795
which method is undetected though, seems people are getting banned for every method people claim not to be banned doing. i feel like r* catch you eventually though :/
>>128070053
>though
>though
>:/
>>>/r/eddit
Requesting invite to PC crew
SC: Kievn
>>128070021
No, you're just both boring people with no imagination.
I'd like to join PC GTAG.
Name: icyazzam
>>128070251
>he doesn't keep a garage for his tacticool vehicles
>>128070230
>>128070303
Gotcha both
>>128070138
>niggercum
>smakes on a pwane
>>128070440
>implying thats normal
Is there any hope of getting Lowrider-level customization for bikes?
Best car to sell aside from those unique gang cars that spawn occasionally?
>>128070914
the convertable obey tailgater like car and baller
9500 each
>>128070914
the sentinels are easiest to farm imo
>>128071026
>Felon GT
>Anything at all like the Tailgater
>>128070914
tornado soft-top
peyote
after that you might as well sell felon gts etc.
>>128071332
yea that one
sorry about my autism
>>128071340
whoops, misread, thought you meant out of the gang cars.
but yes, felon gt, sentinel, 4-door felon, baller
Why can't we store police cars...
>>128071664
Cockstar doesn't want you to have fun.
Now buy Shark Cards so you can get a Yacht.
>>128072065
>Been playing for a few months
>Never actually looked at what the shark cards costed
>$100 just to buy the 8 million yacht
I didn't know r* was shilling this hard holy fuck
Will we ever get manual gear shifting in online?
>>128072424
the 10 million dollar gold heli and plane was ultra shilling
Alright faggots listen up, I've been doing this for a while now and this is for crew only, I can give you a recovery character, maybe you're just broke, maybe you're low level, whatever I don't care.
the standard character transfer comes with a little under 100mil, a rank somewhere over 100, most unlocks, max stats, and usually a cop outfit, you can redesign the character when you transfer so the only thing I need to know is what gender you want.
now don't bother emailing me if you have already used your character transfer on PC, on console you can straight up use the psn info I give you, so the only players who gets cucked here are xboners.
I don't need any of your information, I don't even need to know your account name, I don't really care who you are either.
So if you want freebies without the stupid risk of a ban from menubux, emailgtagrecoveryat the google mail, if you don't include gender you automatically get whatever I have at the top of the list.
if you have custom requests I can do it but it'll be day(s) before you get the character.
>>128065825
Find me a decent forward cap in blue that isn't a snapback and I'll wear it. Otherwise eat my ass buster :^)
>>128067124
Wasn't attempting to emulate Bl8r. Was just recording at the moment and the difference between the two characters amused me.
>>128066240
Close but I was more attempting to copy the pic. Though now you've given me an idea for my next outfit so cheers.
>fully upgraded T20 sells for less than it costs to buy stock
What is this bullshit.
>>128074071
Nah senpai, I am saying Vanilla's outfit is a remake of Blater's.you all know its the same person
>tfw no lowrider
>>128074762
What's the point of the dump truck?
Why does it cost 1mil?
>>128075104
best pegassus vehicle.
>>128075104
The point of it is to havefun
>>128074027
Will it wipe my current character if I get a transfer?
Is there a reason why NOBODY does anything except free roam?
It's so fucking boring
>>128075294
it will
>>128075294
I am pretty sure you get to choose which character slot to replace, but some people claim it overwrote their first slot even if they had no second character.
>>128075369
okay
>deliver emp mission
>part where there are 2 merryweather guys and 2 scientists close to each other
>guy writes in chat "you kill the merryweather guys, I'll kill the scientists
>k
>kill them
>guy messes up the 2nd kill
>scientist running away, I manage to kill him
>mission failed. a scientist has been alarmed by you
>other 2 fags that have been doing start bitching about me
>one of them leaves
ok then
>>128067018
got no pic but you're right.
>>128075504
I had 2 characters on my old account and when transfering it only asked me if I wanted to overwrite my current character.
Requesting invite to PS4 crew, cheers in advance.
SC: Gamecrazy01
>>128038447
AND A REAL HUMAN BEAN
Are there even any good ways to get people to join my heists?
I've been trying to do the prison break setups for over an hour. People will join, then immediately leave.
If we have to restart once, everyone leaves.
Is there any reliable way to get these done aside fromarbitrarily making friends
>>127967202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjz7nr3TTKs
>>128078094
Quit posting we dont care.
>>128064664
I don't think Grand Theft Auto should hide so many features behind doing shit "fairly."
I'm a murderous bank robber. Why do I have to keep doing the same few heists or game modes? Why can't I sell every single car I find? Why can't I rob other players for some of their on-hand cash? Why can't I perform piracy on yachts and start nicking stuff? Why do so many criminal activities in this game award absolutely no money compared to the various costs?
I wouldn't even mind only making five thousand dollars from mundane activities if single articles of clothing or ammo didn't cost that much.
>>128078094
This is so unbelievably fake
There's no way there's a single human being who believes her reactions are legitimate
>>128078094
Wow she's hideous!
>>128078079
do them with gtag, ill help
sc:-ryuzaki-lemon-
>>128078342
>Like OMG this poor girl is getting griefed by assholes
>I'll donate to her because it's the least I can do for her having to put up with all that bullying.
>She's such a strong woman
>I'm such a good person for donating to her
>*pats self on back*
>>128074207
stock t20 > your molested, ugly as fuck neon green and black t20
Why is there still no non-rusted variant of the Voodoo?
>>128078342
never underestimate the stupidity of a man hoping for pussy
>>128078708
>projecting
>>128078750
there is, it's called the voodoo custom, only 6k + 400k
Sharkcards
>>128078753
>be a kv
>can do nothing but recoil in disgust at these losers
>despite being one myself
/blog but fuck me, this shit is disgraceful
>>128078827
>your reply
like fucking clockwork
>>128079074
If you expect to be called out on the stupid shit you say then why say it?
>>128080743
wow sure didnt see this reply coming
>>128074027
Closed for the day.
Why am I all of a sudden, missing over half of my outfits I made?
>>128081235
It's ok friend. Rockstar has taken time out of it's busy schedule to ensure that you aren't wearing any items of clothing that you shouldn't be. Can't have players running around in outfits we cant make them pay for, now can we?
>>128081876
Of course not! But all of my outfits were bought from the store without any glitches and now half of them are gone
Requested invite to PC crew. Please add.
SC: Ossifrage-
>>128082342
buy more shark cards™ to ensure the stability of Rockstars® servers and future developement of the multiplayer experience of Grand Theft Auto Online™
Threadly reminder that I am willing to unlock the returning player content for anyone, as long as I am informed, and given about a half hour to do the tutorial missions.
I have a couple of questions, I haven't played in a while.
>>128083691
Fuck off
>>128083691
fuck offwhat are your questions anon?
Less than 100 posts left
Don't mind us, we're on standby for a combat situation.
>>128078694
This is LITERALLY how she makes money, and what is even better is, she doesn't make hundreds, she makes thousands just because 12 year olds think LOL IM THE ERIC TROLL BRO.
>actually been to her stream
cancer, absolute cancer.
>>127970315
Agreed, the euro plate and yellow headlights make it fairly unique
>>128085925mfw i put on the neon ones
i hate the xeon headlights but hate the yellow ones on classics even more. why isnt there a "normal" headlights option
>play with randoms
>fail at simple tasks
I really wonder how these "people" are employed and breathing.
>>128086529
>Do that Heist setup for the Humane Raid where you have to get the codes
>Dude runs straight to the alley
>Gets gunned down by 6 FIB members
>"WTF"
>Does it again
>>128086636
>>128086529
There is literally nothing worse in this game than facetankers who do not understand the concept of using cover.
I fucking hate them, the kind of retard to crash into a Police blockade while driving at a 3 star wanted and get gunned down while they try to reverse out like a spastic.
>>128083037
I'd nosh you off for it. If not would a cheap steam key be enough?
>>128086529
These people "turn off" when they play video games because it's not different to watching tv or paint dry to them.
They just log in, hit buttons, zomg boom zoom vroom! It's like the mere act of sitting there mashing buttons triggers some pavlovian response that releases endorphins in the brain. They probably wouldn't even notice if they were spectating.
They sporadically go afk during missions because they're also watching tv while making at playing the game.
>>128086636
running into the alley and taking them out with the assault shotty is actually a good idea, leaves the buyer and bodyguard safe and able to take the guys in the front
>>128083037
What's the returning player content?
>>128086529
It's a pretty tough game for some people. That's why we have armored cars.
>>128088207
>armored cars
>cars
>plural
There's more than one?
Is this general moralfag? I want a good menu.
>>128088439
there's like four
>>128088439
insurgent is all over the place. you didn't notice it was armored?
Does anyone want to play with me
I'm bored
>>128088923
You didn't notice that the ai drills head and the only way to use the insurgent is to drive it backwards?
>>128089146
??
I never said it was bullet-proof
>>128089220
What's the point of using it if you can be shot out of it just as easily as any random car you can jack?
>flying Besra around city buildings
>fly over some random for a minute because why not
>he goes random and I have a chuckle in chat about it
>four minutes later he's back in a hydra spamming missiles at me
>weave through buildings and under highway to avoid missiles and he dies trying to out turn me
>watch as rest of the Crew descend on him like the wrath of God on the city of Sodom
Public sessions are fun when they aren't riddles with pissbaby skiddies who crash anyone who dents their cars.
>>128089532
RPGs are a thing you know
>be VIP
>riding around with my bodyguard in my insurgent
>Not doing anything in particular just going for a ride
>some twink and his buddy zip up to me in their muscle car
>tosses a sticky at me
>insurgent survives
>I push him off the road
>he's spinning out in the dirt
>he can't control well enough to outrun me so I keep bullying his little car all over the place
>my face when I ram into him and swat his little muscle car into a tree and it explodes.
>>128089532
>rocket resistent
takes 10+ rockets to shoot i down. and takes a hydra tons of times to destroy it
>>128090313
>being proud of being a shitter
>>128090305
So are firework launchers, how often are you getting RPG'd?
I get the occasionaly sticky from a player but beyond that it's 99% bullets from both players and NPC's.
I'll stick to a vehicle that's strong against what 99% of your opponents use.
>>128090348
police, army, and gangs don't use rpg's so who cares?
>>128090587
>>128090465
yea that´s why i dont own one. rockets are easier to dodge, stickies users are mostly retarded and blow themselves up. the only thing its good for is hiding like a faggot of hydras, which are pretty easy to take down
>>128083037
How much?
>>128088004
Sorry, I'd been playing, so I haven't checked the thread. Send me a message on SC with your login info, and I'll take care of it.A game would be nice, but I'll do it for free.
>>128088004
>replied to the wrong post
Fuck me, I need sleep. This is the shit you get access to. You still need to buy them, but the Dukes and Blista are kind of fun, and the .50 cal pistol and BP shotty are my favorite guns.
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52337/details-on-exclusive-content-for-returning-gtav-players-on
>>128087056
>>128091160
I'd do it for free, but you can buy me something if you want.Steam ID: Flibinjiber
Just let me know if you want it done, then send me your info via social cuck.
>>128016506
>Every other session faggots are begging for millions
>scripters can't help but expand their e-peen
>thinking anyone gives a shit abouy losing $20k
Remember this is a community that will spam $500-1000 munitions just to get a kill on a guy dominating them with an AR.
Yo, does anyone just not get the grind for all this shit?
Who decided all this MMORPG level typa leveling and grinding for items was a good idea?
Hate to be throwing down nostalgia. But GTA SA:MP is still 10/10 and only some servers have locked stuff on them.
While GTA IV's rpg no friendyl fire free roam, and trips to the heart of the city were great. Albeit, that multiplayer died in a minute.
So I guess that begs the question. Is this janky ass multiplayer with all these gay unlocks and shitty heists better than a dead online?
>>128018628
>a tiny glitched hitbox at the window seam is the only way to hit the driver
>it just has little windows
Kuruma apologist detected
So, there is a recent version on torrent.
Can i just mod that and play my legit online or do i have to fuck around for a hour with editing the registry every time i want to play the other?
Does the cheatyscripthook have the same "game must be installed to legit location because fuck pirates huehue" garbage the real one has?
>>128092390
dead online would have paved the way to multiplayer mods which are better than this shit
>>128092212
.50 and BP where for returning players? but i have them
>>128092617
I thought they were returning players only. Maybe if you receive them via scripts, you get to keep them? Oh well.
>captcha
>>128092212
Too expensive
>>128092909
>free
>too expensive
>>128092212
Tbh i'd rather do it in a way that doesn't involve me throwing my SC login to anyone.
It's nothing personal - I'm just a fearboy
>>128093193
Okay then. If you change your mind, post in the thread.
>>128042176
I mall ninja'd mine because the scope gives a mild accuracy boost, suppressed SMG is god-tier for those few stealth missions, and I said fuck it and went full tactikool with a flashlight
>>128090313
>Be VIP
>Had enough of being VIP, go and make dinner
>Come back, wanna have more VIP fun
>Have to wait 12 hours
Sasuga Riot
>>128091312
>that noir filter
how
>>128091312
if they just let us have those video editor filters in gtao goddamn
>>128091312
How do I do this sin city style graphics?
>>128093992
reshade
educate yourself
>>128093992
>>128093694
Reshade, in the custom_fx config file there is a sin_city toggle, switch from 0 to 1, obviously.
>>128094407
Thanks man, you're a better human bean than the poster above you.
>>128066137
Stealth helps with evading cops. High stealth + clean car and cops have to get within 10ft before they recognize you
>>128095279
realized i could up the bitrate
>>128095279
>blue filter
>>128095728
what the fuck was the big guy even doing before he got knocked out
>>128089146
>>128089532
>>128090587
>he doesn't know about ducking
I'm not sure who's funnier, you or the tards in Insurgents who assume they're bulletproof and sperg out when you easily gun them down from any kind of elevated position.
It's 7 AM in the morning, i havent slept for 48 hours because of a medical condition i have
The only comfort i have is doing Kill list as Danger Zone plays
Send help/ Sleepy pills
>god mod faggot, wont die after multiple heavy rounds through his driver window
>ground team also can't kill him
>check stats, sure enough, full health and armor
>freeze him still
>shoot him
>no damage
>"WTF HACKER, STOP FREEZING ME"
>>128099081
rekkled
>>128099081
>meet faggot 1
>meet faggot 2
>they are both faggots
>the end
upboated ;^)
>>128099081
>all those godmode babbies
>>128099081
That's some fancy shit. What is it?
>>128099081
what menu?
>>128100724
>>128100718menyoo
Playing PS4. Requested invite to crew in OP. Astrometheus.
>>128102482
>CJ died on the way back to his home planet.
>>128102447
You could hop in the community as well, search up either a30mm or mradonis2 and send a request on the GTAG VG Community.
Requesting crew invite for ps4
SC: unholybutcher
>>127985412
https://a.pomf.cat/wyssfc.ogg
>>127970315
this
Hacc you here? Banned yet?
>12 attempts on prison break: bus
I refuse to accept the community is this bad. The same 2 people dying was just trolling. No way could people be this bad at the game. That's the only explanation for it.
>>128106864
so did you stick around just to see how far they'd take it or what
i would've quit at the third try
>>128107170
was bored and wanted to finish. after the 12th attempt I got the message that they would not be able to finish it, so I finally left.
even during the attempts when I tried to solo it, people would get picked off by the cops. just pointless to keep trying. makes me wonder if they were trolling, or if people in their 30s can be that bad.
Breezyburns I'm on xbox one so I guess the all one. Could use some help making money with some /b/ros.
>>128106864
I wish it was possible to take some of the setups solo
especially the ones that make sense like the bus or the EMP delivery
Moody or Seductive interior?
>>128108024
I wish. I honestly don't know why it's not an option. If I want to start a mission with 1, 2, 3, or 4 players, it should let me.
>>128108220
Monochrome
>>128108406
Looks boring and sterile as fuck yo.
>>128108220
seductive a best.
>>128108448
>Doesn't like the fountain under the staircase
>>128108572
Well I can't exactly see that beforehand.
>>128108621
That's what the preview option is for.
Nothing can describe my frustration getting disconnected over and over again and trying to reconnect for an hour.
>>128108394
It's to keep people from money farming. And botting them as well.
>>128108724
>P-PCU CKS AMIRITE, ALL THEM NETOWRK ISSUES!
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
DAILY
REMINDER
>>128108918
never gonna happen tbhfam
>>128108918
Of what? The delusion that some people have?
>>128108918
Never ever going to happen
>>128108918
Mixed Feelings About that.
It would take away precious development time, where they could add new land area.
>>128108649
That's only after you've already chosen one. Don't want to pay extra.
Looked at one video, and didn't realize you could walk around because that one was static. Now I'm looking at another, and that pool (shit's not a fucking fountain) looks pretty nice actually.
What's the current best way to get RP without cheating?
>>128109519
Play the game
>>128109040
>>128109042
>>128109135
>>128109217
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
>>128109519
Let some losers play Los Santos Connection, Extradition and A Titan of a Job for you.
>>>128109519
So, you're the guy I keep running over at the beginning because you went AFK.
Sorry about your KDR.
>>128109773
Help yourself. I know losers need every single kill they can get.
New thread:
>>128109970
>>128109970
>>128109836
>kill
>it's a teamkill
It doesn't count retard.
>>128109996
How should I know, I'm not a shitter that keeps KDR in check.
>>128109996
Actually, it does.
>>128109996