Just for you edition
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
>Latest Halo Community Update
>List of /hg/ players
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
>tfw no /hg/ anon to teach me to how to get gud at breakout and carry me and he bullies me when die and cause us to lose a round so my eyes start to water but he says it's okay and hugs me and I can feel his thingy poking my tummy
>stop baneposting you obnoxious fuck
And this gives you... power, over me?
I should probably go back to reach, its been too long, road to inheritor begins again
>drunk as fuck
I love all of you as if you were my brothers. I hope, one day, I'll find the courage to add you and stop being a lurker. Until then, cheers my lovable companions.
Nah I have flat smooth tummy.
Are there customs going on?
No, let them continue, it's better than endless
Well, i'm trying to assemble a party so join up goiym.
>all the pressure to win outnumbered
>tfw you start cuddling me
>play worse and lose
>tfw acting frustrated but secretly love pleasing you
So whos hosting customs? Im bored and ADGQ is boring aswell.
Posting the official "Mutelist". Muting the following is highly recommended. I have the following:
Additions are always welcome. If you're listed, take it personally and stop being a jackass.
>take it personally
Heh nothing personnel. ..anon
This is shitposting in its worst form.
>this trash january update
Not even any info on what's coming.
Why do I even bother with this shit?
It clearly says its a sneak peek and that we will get more info on "Infinity’s Armory" in 2 weeks.
I hate you Sigmund, you are the worst.
>grifball and fiesta confirmed
>not in the january update
>implying it's my fault you can't harness raw ethanol as gamer fuel
Friendly reminder that Crusading Dude is actually the immature cheese wheel that isn't yet ready to be made into a Cheese it.
>Next up, game types. We know many of you are looking forward to jumping into new Halo 5 game types, and the team is hard at work on a wide variety of modes – ranging from competitive modes to Grifball to Fiesta to more. These are currently being slated into future Halo 5 updates, and although final timelines aren’t set just yet, things are going through engineering, test and polish, and we thought we’d give you a sneak peek at an old bit of game type concept art to wet your whistle:
>These are currently being slated into future Halo 5 updates
yeah...we won't see infection or anything remotely good until march. looks like probably assault/fiesta/grifball for february.
sidenote: i seriously don't fucking understand why you need to internally test gametypes that already have rules in place and that have been tested in the past. makes no fucking sense.
>tfw can't help detective anon investigate in bed
Infection might be a bit tricky to adjust and balance with all the different abilities and shit
Should zombies be able to boost? If so, how fast/far? That kinda thing
>tfw can't fall asleep with my head nuzzled against your chest feeling your heart
I made a mistake in my loneliness.
but it was literally an 8 minute old post
good night other gay poster I hope you have sweet dreams.
>tfw H5 has dropped to the 10th place on most played games on Live
Randomness. If you try exercising the slightest bit of individual skill, it literally becomes circling around: the map, so say for instance you try to play offensively, they can just wait at the bottom of the catwalk until you come back around and blow you away you with the stickies/splinter grenades that spawn there.
Otherwise, you play defensively and people come flying around corners at you with Spartan Charge. It harbors very little individual skill for people playing solo.
I have a map in every Halo game that I can't perform consistently in, and I usually have some trouble explaining why. Fathom, I can explain easily.
That's the secret anon, it's always realgayposting hours.
Pitou. But killua better than both.
>hg somehow managing to catch up to /dg/ for the shitposting
How about discussing the game? If you want gay shit you have 2 boards.
I was just saying we're still a ways better than /dg/ in my mind.
Anonymous gay feels posting is leagues more tolerable than avatarfag/namefag erp circlejerks.
As for the game, how do people make such accurate forge replicas of old maps and stuff? Do they just use a spartan for scale and do the best they can?
I didn't mean for a playlist. I forgot 343 did their stupid infection with different models etc for halo 4. I personally hated that.
At least for launch or this update all they had to do was include a gametype for customs that forced people to switch to other team on death and determine team attributes like starting weapon and speed etc separately. It would be very general and people could make whatever infection they wanted.
I think they really dropped the ball.
like fresh cream with a hint of salt
Not sure if you're serious but I thought I might get
Are you reading the webcomic also or just the redraw?
>A method to make the gentle world
looks interesting I'll check it out, ty.
>tfw keep unlocking armor I don't care about with my gold packs
I just want copper head or lindas suit.
I've read both the re-draw and the webcomic, since the webcomic has more content I had to read it to be in the know.
I like a Method to make the gentle world, but that's because I'm a sucker for romance/love stories.
>tfw if I hadn't lost interest in halo I would have everything unlocked by now
I'm gonna have to use that when it's real shitposting hours.
Nice, you might also check out mob psycho 100. Who is your favorite opm character? I'm partial to pic.
Also a comedy/love story I think is pretty fun is Angel Densetsu, I think it has anime but I don't know how good it is. Manga is funny though.
I just idle/half-ass warzone while reading manga and posting and living the neet life. If there was solo matchmaking for arena I'd probably play it more.
Why no Xbox general on /vg/? I want to keep myself updated on the console not just Halo.
I've been meaning to start Mob.
Favourite character is between Saitama, King, and Darkshine/Blackluster. They provide the most laughs.
King against the Monster Association was comedy gold.
The ranking system has just put me off halo. That and SR 100 being treated like an end game for some reason.
>get to rank 100
>all the rank packs after it are generic bronze
>SR 100 being treated like an end game for some reason
How do you mean? I'm in the 90s right now.
>all the rank packs after it are generic bronze
Really? Sometimes 343 decisions just confuse me.
>King against the Monster Association was comedy gold.
Yeah. Also thought in recent chapters when sonic sees saitama fighting tatsumaki was hilarious.
Yeah the funny thing is I jumped once back to tomb raider and was stuck at some puzzle. But however I had solved it as a kid.
>tfw getting older and dumber
>newer games are so dumb that you dont need to use your brain anymore
It's really just that. You don't get milestone packs anymore, the experience gap between levels is ridiculously high, meaning more effort for even less reward. It's like they thought it'd take ages for people to reach 100 or something.
And I feel kind of bad for sonic. His speed is ridiculously outclassed by Saitama. I'm glad he can out perform most others in terms of speed though.
If they're not*
>play darkforces on mac in 90s
>would ask older brother to enter cheat codes for me for guns and help me beat levels
>older bro went off to college
>had to call him and write down the codes on a post it as he read them off to me
Yeah poor sonic lol, at least One said he would have beat sea king once he had his weapons.
>You get those ascendant packs though or w/e once you're a really fucking high level.
Citation required my man
If only sonic had insane physical strength, he'd be a real problem. He's actually a top contender for favorite character come to think of it. A well balanced character in the OPM universe.
>tfw haven't showered for four days
Guess I should.
Yeah sonic is pretty cool. I also liked when Sweet Mask ended up being a totally hardcore at the monster association.
I'm a stinky neet but soon I will be fresh and clean.
They need to fucking fix Reach. FUCKING FIX REACH.
But in all reality, I heard that they're working on Reach's FPS issues, so hopefully that'll roll out sometime this month.
In other news, the Jan update looks like puke in a can. I mean, they didn't say much, but it looks grim. If they don't add a dedicated social slayer and at least an infection playlist, I think I might just call it a day with H5 for a while.
>He doesn't snap Twitch and idle in Warzone Assault
Why is this game's community so fucking stupid?
>enemy team scores
>for the REMAINING FIVE FUCKING MINUTES EVERYONE ON OUR TEAM PLAYS DEFENSE AND HOVERS AROUND THE FLAG INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET THE ENEMY'S FLAG
I sent each teammate a personal message telling them to trade the game in.
I really need some people to add me to play Arena and Warzone with me.
I play mostly at random times, usually in the mornings though on the weekdays. US East.
I want skilled players, or atleast players who aren't pure shit like the randoms I get forced to play with.
Excuse me the shitty quality pic. But there's no way this can be accurate.
Kinect Sports Rivals but no Halo 5? Come on
I think I understand why 343 is so shitty at making maps: they make them too convoluted with too many twists and turns
Look at how simple Blood Gulch is, then compare it to any H5 map.
>get on top of the map on Antifreeze
Good job, 343
So did anyone ever offer an explanation as to why the intro and epilogue cutscenes of H2A, with Locke and Arbiter, had literally nothing to do with Halo 5? Is this not proof that the story was completely changed before release? None of that happened in the game, nor could it have happened off-screen.
>want to join chat
>can't hear the game with my headset on
Is there a shittier feel?
Separate scope sensitivity when?
More colors when?
More maps when?
Warzone req balance when?
Reach on Xbone appears to have received an update that improves things considerably
Feels pretty smooth
to the extent that a 30fps game can feel smooth
JUST ADD IN COLOR PICKER SO PEOPLE CAN MATCH WHATEVER COLOR THEY WANT CHRIST 343
reach customs when?
>actually playing TESO
Having the scope share sensitivity with the default setting is so retarded
>find perfect control speed for snap targeting and aiming from the hip
>look down the scope
>try to make a slight adjustment
>turn 100 yards to the left of my target
And having the X and Y axes share the same sensitivity is dumb too.
>play Halo 5
>fast paced hectic action with explosions everywhere
>play R6 Siege
>slow paced cerebral action with tactical prominence
Good balance IMO. I flip-flop between the two. They compliment each other well.
THAT FEEL WHEN NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO SUCC WIN BAD@@ HALO NNNNN LIVE WITH
>captcha feel baedi
Calm down anon. I asked what's wrong with BTB because that and warzone are all I play
>Want to play halo
>Have to go to anti-gayposting therapy
Come play reach families
Sigmund is buggy ;-;7
Yield the ghost sent me a message with a url that linked to images of his genitals. What should i do senpai?
>tfw it actually kinda turned me on because it was nicer than my dick
Fucking stronghold man, no matter how much you kill you still lose and your only options are running around like a headless chicken capping points you lose the moment you leave or camping one point and watching your braindead teammates constantly trade the other two with the enemy.
Holy shit anon, you got me
playing halo 3 for the first time
Only halo I missed because of deployment.
GOOD LORD THE VEHICLES AND WEAPONS FEEL AWFUL
Everything feels like a toy. And the vehicles have zero weight to them. What the fuck happened with this game? The campaign is like 80% vehicle levels too.
oh boy if you havent beat it yet. Wait to you get to the flood levels. It's truly awful. The worst campaign in the series. Actually no that was
odst. Seriously what were bungie going for in that game? They didnt stick to any of their ideas and you were just a weaker, more goofy master chief
Okay fuck it, let's sart this bullshit again. Post rankings.
2 > Reach > 3 > 5 > CE > ODST > Wars
>tfw no /hg/ boyfriend to trade off controllers with when we die and tease each other on how we play and kiss every time we get a kill.
honestly its the worst game in the series next to odst. Fucking up the gunplay as bad as they did, and making the two worst feeling weapons your primary weapons in multiplayer just ruins the entire game. I don't consider custom games enough to save it. It was the worst.
I'm the one who made that. It's not finished. That reaction was mostly to multiplayer.
I really liked the campaign. That fucking level where you're on the station with all the scientists. And they're shitting their pants at seeing a spartan, and Tilson is amazed at how efficient you are. Meanwhile Cortana is breaking down, and basically crying but still doing her best to help you. It's easily one of the best missions in the entire series.
"You say that like we're not human. I mean we're soldiers but we're just people Chief. I'll let you have the deck to yourself"
Was one of the best endings alongside Noble 6's last stand and the destruction of Halo.
I had high hopes for Halo 5's campaign. But it was basically a Saturday morning cartoon. The introduction alone was the goofiest, most lighthearted "we're fireteam osiris and we're the new badasses!" thing in the series. All of the excellently crafted atmosphere from halo 4 was gone.
>the other gayposters know each other.
>still no game where the Master Chief is young
Don't fucking tease me with the line "How old are all of you" from Forward Unto Dawn and then not give me a game where I can play them 343.
I don't fucking care about Osiris
>Chief is a 7' literal tank
>Trained to be a soldier from childhood
>Locke somehow can go on par 1v1 with him
Surely Chief could just pick him up and snap him in half? In what universe other than diversity, does Locke stand an actual chance against any SII, let alone Chief?
Also while we're at it.
>Scarred Gen VI is an armour in game from the Locke statue trailer
>Never happens in game
That is easily the worst part of the game. The whole build up is dumb, it's reduced to a cutscene rather than a fight, and the entire Team Osiris against any member Blue team would leave Osiris decimated, yet nigger boy some how lasts against Chief and even damages him.
tomorrow Ill have it downloaded, you wanna come be shit at halo with rabbit and I?
I dunno if its because Im sick or what, but halo has not been kind the past few days
>tfw no /hg/ girlfriend to trade off controllers with when we die and tease each other on how we play and kiss every time we get a kill.
Unfortunately not. I haven't had gf for two years.
>GF was talking over the mic that custom game
No idea dude.
>NO FUN ALLOWED IN MY /HG/
He sent me snapchat of him and his gf.
Im working on some stuff involving this character
not today anyway
Is this for fun or for money?
do you draw lewd things?
its for fun, I havent deemed myself good enough for commissions yet
Im gonna draw some pandas, I was getting maximum salty, Ill be back on in an hour or so
Why would anyone want to fuck a panda?
>Stop stalking me, reee etc.
So that's a yes?
What the fuck is it with all these posts getting reported and deleted
It's so fucking inconsistent.
In the ending/beginning cinematics of Halo 4 it shows how much Chief towers over ALL of the other Spartan IV's, but for some reason every spartan in halo 5 is just the same exact fucking height.