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Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
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Links:
>slightly newer pastebin, containing Witcher gear locations and TW1+2 info
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>Console Commands
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>ded Gwent Browser Game
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>Where do I find Gwent cards?
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http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
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>Redirect to the current thread
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Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
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>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
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Previous thread: >>127580874
Reminder that based Letho did nothing wrong.
Second for Cirilla a qt :3
Triss
Here's another person who did nothing wrong.
And here's a person whose only "wrongdoing" was being the perfect role model and father figure for Cirilla.
>>127874018
d-delete ;_;
>>127874079
I'm sorry, anon, but I think deep down you know I'm right. He simply wished what was best for her, he even tried to protect her from Eredin and his gang. The good always die young...
>You will never be a member of the Rats
Why even live? Jdimsa.
:3
I'm going to impregnate Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon var Emreis in front of Morvran Voorhis!
Triss is adorable.
Geralt and Triss are perfect for each other, they treat each other equally and with care, they are really compatible.
>>127874592
Best and only family :3
Reminder
I like writing poems about Triss, she is so beautiful and inspiring.
I love justanor's art :3
Taking care of Triss.
I have a crush on Triss.
Adding content for Triss was a great move by CDPR, they listened to their fans and made the game much better for many people. Thank you good folks from CDPR, you have my eternal loyalty.
>>127873324
Kill or spare Whoreson Junior?
>>127873534
He's a big guy
350 hours in
Second main play through on him and about to start second Hos
I finally figured out how to play the game with no mistakes and its an interesting way it was put together
You have to play as Ciri even if you control Geralt every choice every move has to be made like you are playing as Ciri and asked Geralt for an opinion
People self insert as Geralt but you need to self insert as Ciri via proxy namely Geralt
What would Ciri is the name of the real game
Snowball fight yeah Ciri likes that because she loves ice skating as revealed in the start
Wreck the lab you need to blow off steam
Visit that guys grave because he was a good guy and take a shoulder to cry on
Triss has always loved Geralt, CDPR saw that she deserves to be with him and made her a main love interest and the only one that has been with Geralt in all the games. In the world of tw games Triss Merigold is Geralt's biggest love.
>>127878092
Wot
>>127878650
The game isn't the story of Geralt its Ciri's story from Geralt's perspective and every choice you make has to be made as Ciri not as Geralt
>>127878284
>In the world of tw games Triss Merigold is Geralt's biggest love.
This, there is a reason Triss is in all 3 games and not Yen or Shani or some other secondary waifu.
I fucking love the elven rebel
so does anyone here play with english text but slav voiceovers? just curious
>>127875884
Best family :3
>>127879094
I do, polish voices are great, Geralt and Triss are better, Ciri is also great, Yen and Emhyr are better in english though, but overall I prefer them being a slav myself, from a different country though, but I still understand some words.
I want to steal Geralt from Yennefer!
>>127879552
Hello Triss, you're my favorite character.
:3
Triss biggest flaw is that she's too perfect. Being that good can get you in trouble, I wish she was more careful with helping others. Luckily she has Geralt to watch her back.
>>127879318what country
what about other countries though. Im mainly curious about native english nations
:3
>>127880384
Best couple :3
Show us your geralts
>>127880932
>>127879094
I'm tempted to do it for a playthrough. I was watching some videos of the Polish version last night and it seemed pretty cool.
>>127880932
>>127881557
Yen I'm already a drowner
:3
Loving Triss is my favorite hobby.
Geralt's true love, he loved her before, during, after, always.
:3
Just hold me, and say something nice.
:3
Triss is voluptuous.
Triss has beautiful gentle hands.
Triss has a smile that can melt glaciers.
what the fuck is going on here?
Triss is a nice person.
:3
Triss would do anything for Geralt.
:3
:3
Triss is love, Triss is life.
I want a marriage and romance DLC, we should be allowed to marry our chosen romance option, and spend time with them. It could include two very small areas, one representing Kovir and other whatever the place Geralt and Yen end up. We should get a house and have options that would include talking, kissing, sex and taking our love with as as a companion.
What Witcher 3 mods are worth it?
>>127887071
Friendly HUD is pretty great.
>>127887071
Super turbo lighting mod would be a good idea. And School of the Roach if you want an overhaul mod.
Triss was great in tw2
I really wish we would see more Triss in EE or in Blood and Wine, maybe even a third expansion with characters like Triss, Ciri, Yen, Zoltan , Dandelion....
Wanna beating stranger? We fight for money.
I read the books and it seems to me that Geralt has a soft spot for Triss in them, sure he loves Yen more, but it is mostly because of the Djinn curse, it's like he wants to be with Triss but the curse is just too strong.
His amnesia made the curse weaker and it was natural and easy for him to fell in love with Triss, no wishes needed.
Even when he recovers his memory his love for Triss is stronger than the curse and when the curse is lifted he is completely free to forever be happy with Triss. But even if the curse remained I still think he would go with Triss.
>>127888030
I'll kick your ass and make some money
Triss is gentle and romantic. She is not afraid to be vulnerable in front of Geralt and show her weaknesses, that why he is so open with her.
I'm not the best with computer specs. I played Witcher 1 and 2 fine and really want to finish the story. How low can you set the graphics and such, as I feel like I'll be borderline minimum spec.
>>127887783
Yeah more triss would be great, maybe something like citadel dlc, a final good bye with our favorite characters
>>127889727
Take a look at this mod.
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/12/?
>>127889727
What specs?
Triss has beautiful skin.
>>127890186
Witcher Geralt, I'm lodge of sorceresses
How can anyone not chose Triss, she is so perfect?
I like kissing Triss's belly, but because she's not real, I have to take a screenshot and then kiss my monitor.
I don't understand, is this trissposting supposed to be funny? cuz it's not, it's really boring. unless you're being serious, in which case hi DaWitcher.
My Geralt married Triss in witcher 1
>>127891967
>DaWitcher
kek
I like everything about Triss, her charming personality, beautiful kind soul, the way she absolutely adores Geralt, she is the best.
>>127891967
Fuck of, I love Triss.
Triss is a beacon of perfectness.
:3
I want a DLC that lets Geralt hold hands with Triss.
what do u all think about this new dialogue...??
>>127893448
>what do u all think about this new dialogue...??
I don't care about the kiss, Triss is mature enough to let it slide and that understand Yen was caught up in the moment. Triss knows that Geralt only loves her now.
Triss looks beautiful.
>>127893802
But Geralt would care...!! being force kissed is almost like rape-- imagine a man doing this to a woman everyone would go crazy. so yes I think Geralt should react maybe throw a punch. Triss knows he loves her but Yennfer must also know he loves Triss. imo.
>>127893953
Nah, at that point Geralt already broke up with Yen, let her have one last kiss. It's nothing compared to the million kisses he and Triss are gonna in Kovir.
>>127894143
well I can see ur point but I respectfully disagree. Koviri kisses will be nice though.
>>127894319
>Koviri kisses will be nice though.
They sure will, Geralt and Triss relationship is much more loving than his and Yen's. I'm sure Geralt will spoil Triss with his love in Kovir, and she deserves it.
I was so glad Triss had fun at vegelbud's party, it was nice seeing her relaxed after all the horrible stuff she went through being the brave leader of the mages.
man 360 controller has input lag
Does anyone knows if Witcher 1 is a pain in the ass to get running properly?
I don't have the best of specs, but still it's a reasonably old game, and I can run newer ones with no problem.
My issue is, no matter what settings I use, it keeps stuttering, especially when I'm at Old Vizima.
I've tried the ram patch, prioritizing the game via task manager, and nothing seems to help it.
If someone can help me, I would appreciate it.
>>127873324
Do i want Moonblade or Aerondight in TW2?
Moonblade seems better in 1
Best Ciri
>>127897483
:3
Triss is perfection.
:3
Second best Ciri
>>127896708
try forcing vsync through your nvidia control panel (or whatever you're using) or playing in windowed mode, that helped me when I was having similar issues. also the engine itself is kinda wonky so getting some stuttering from time to time is expected, especially in certain parts of Vizima.
This outfit looks 10x better on Triss than Keira, probably because Triss is 10x hotter.
Triss has beautiful knees.
Waifus>gameplay,story,graphics,sound,atmosphere.
When people look back at Witcher 3, its greatest legacy to gaming will be the ultimate waifus it had.
:3
>>127902737
uglybetter than triss
Red hair waifus are the best.
>>127902959
Cute!Better than Yen and Triss. For me at least. But definitly better than Triss.
Triss has best looking eyelashes.
:3
>>127897483
>Best Ciri
But she's not in Philippa's dress
>>127887071
Friendly HUD
LOD improvement
Fast Travel from Anywhere (beware, it can bug out quests!!)
Galloping in cities
No Witcher Sense Zoom FX
Lore Friendly Triss OR Triss DLC Hair for vanilla
Lore Friendly Ciri (hairs is a must, eyes not really)
Wild Hunt Retexture
HD Textures (it's still work in progress)
Lore friendly silver swords
Pernament rune glow on swords
Wealthy and Fair vendors
Dark and Leathery Wolven set
Black Kaer Morhen set
Black Ciri retexture
Dandelion in Black
Triss/Yen retexture
Better Icons
High Quality Faces (unfortunately 1.11 bugged it out and 1.12 is coming)
Griffin Set redesign
Weather Enhanced
Friendly HUD
Recoloured Quen
Total Camera Control (rip Active Witcher zoom ;_;, you were da best)
and if you like, quest/xp *tweaks*
>>127892052
Nice shirt, Vatt'ghern.
triss
>fire mage
yen
>lightning mage
ciri
>teleport mage
sile
>advice mage (trap it with the yrden geralt, trap it with the yrden geralt)
philippa
>polymorph mage
keira
>laugh mage
:3
>>127896958
Anybody?
Is one severely outclassed by the other in 2?
Do they in turn get outclassed early by new weapons?
>>127908252
>Do they in turn get outclassed early by new weapons?
Yes
I am attracted to Ciri and I can't stop it. Please help me guys!
>>127874592
I love how nobody in the game brings up Ciri's criminal past. She was a former murderous druggie, yo!
>>127896958
Nothing carries over.
>>127908589
Swords, armor, choices and 1% of your gold does.
>>127908364
Here, let me help!
>>127908685
I didn't notice it.
>>127908725
The cure is not working... I think my condition is worsening. HELP!
>>127908762
Then don't make statements like that. Do some fact checking instead
>>127908964
Here! Have this fisstech-Ciri!
>>127909084
i.e it doesn't matter
What would Ciri do if she came across the Order of the Flaming Rose's fisstech factory like Geralt?
>>127908964
>>127908964
>>127908762
He's talking about Witcher 2 and what carries over from 1.
>>127909194
Delete this.
>Need to beat this dwarf.
>This happens all the time
Real nice game
>>127909140
>>127909214
>>127909227
I see... I see the white light... coming from a tunnel... does it mean I am cured, guys?
>>127909446
Almost there Anon. Here have this, just to be sure.
Anyone has the Yen Rand pasta/posts? They used to be amusing but I cannot find them anywhere. Especially the one with the dirty commie Triss.
>>127909636
No, I feel the pain, noooo, I am having a cardiac arrest, NOOOOO
>>127909873
Please don't go.
I have so much more to show you.
>>127909873
Have an extra cute Ciri! :3
>>127909873
>>127909654
>mom
>my emperor's daughter
turbocuck
>4 years to the next game
just fucking kill me
>>127910396
Blood and Wine is looking good! :3
>>127910075
I am barely hanging there... Someone got a handy defibrillator?
>>127910116
I want to held her hand when I am slowly fading into oblivion...
>>127910396
>Screenshot of pre-alpha Witcher 1, featuring Geralt and Triss
>>127910816
kek
When will CDPR release Ciri's expansion, Fisstech & Donuts?
>>127911017
The resemblance to W3 is uncanny.
>>127911110
>you will never place a donut on your dick and force ciri to eat it
why live?
>>127911110
Will Ciri stay close to family traditions and fuck a sorceress?
>>127911747
There'll be more than just fucking! :3
>>127911989
RISE CIRILLA EILHART RISE
Why is he so perfect?
>>127912276
Because he's dead.
bookfags, I read somewhere Ciri was attracted to Eredin. Was it because she was a horny teenager, or is there some hate sex going on between those two?
>>127912405
Fuck off brochefag.
>2006
>Be 14 yo me
>Watch some videogame program on Polish TV
>They talk about The Witcher, while intro cinematic from TW1 is shown in the background
>"Who knows, perhaps in a few years people across entire globe will recognise the white-haired witcher from Poland?"
>"Kek, sure thing, buddy"
I truly never expected it will all turn out this way.
>>127912503
In the books Eredin is suppossed to be attractive and Ciri was in heat, so yeah, she wanted to fuck him before he tried to kill her.
>>127912503
>I read somewhere Ciri was attracted to Eredin
She was never really attracted to him. She just assumed that he will attempt seducing her after he invited her to a private conversation in the bower. He didn't.
>>127912276
>liking the elf terrorist
how does it feel to have such shit taste?
let's compare
Iorveth
>is a terrorist
>repeatedly tries to kill you
>abandons you in your time of need
>is a furry
Broche
>is a gentleman
>repeatedly saves your ass, even if you sided with his mortal enemy
>can relate to Geralt because he also has a daughteru
>is a patriot
>not a furry
please come back once you have acquired actual taste.
>>127912693
>>127912809
what's the truth?
> wishing ciri had a better love interest than a chubby neckbeard
>>127912503
He was a charming and charismatic elf in the books, he basically called her a golden nugget on a pile of shit, then later offered her a flower as an apology.
So yeah, a teenage girl would fall for that I guess.
>>127912276
What's up with literally all tumblr whores wanting to ride Iorveth's dick?
Is that the "bad boy appeal", or his faggy elven babbyface?
Either way, I can't believe that Broche - the true man - didn't gather far more female attraction.
>>127912925
Read the books
I am going to marry Roche!
>>127912860
Except Iorveth is handsome and charming, Roche looks like someone skinned a rat and has the personality of one.
Can't wait for Ghost Mistle romance in Ciri game!
>>127912925
She fell for him while he used her for his own ambitions.
But all that attraction for him left her when she learned that the Aen Elle basically genocided humans to get their world, but CDPR fucking up his looks and character in W3 did not help as well.
Someday, I'm going to catch her.
>>127912925
Anything implying that she would do him is just an assumption, because Sapkowski never hinted that she found him attractive in any way.
>>127913243
the biggest WTF is how the hell Ciri is trusting and RESPECTING muh sensei Avallac'h when he used her as a breeding cow and imprisoned against her will ...
>>127913396
Stockholm syndrome.
>>127912925
>wishing ciri had a better love interest than a chubby neckbeard
We will in TW4! I am curious to see how they would do it in the future though, I just don't want it to be a bland choice from a bunch of characters who are all magically bisexual.
>>127913303
ugly
>>127913068
>Roche
>attractive to women
This is why no girl wants to date you.
>>127913203
Come on man, now you're literally baiting.
Roche is perfect and handsome, I mean even Triss had a crush on him. even Foltest! you can't resist the broche. Iorveth on the other hand is a filthy elf who's probably rotting in some gutter by now because no one gives a shit about one more dead elf.
>>127913608
You'll never learn, won't you?
>>127913396
Yeah, that was retarded, even if he did save her life from Eredin, it was out of character for Ciri to be a dumb bitch after all she went through in the books.
But the W3 Ciri is a very diluted Book-Ciri anyway, having the Book-Ciri in Witcher 3 would not have made these autists in this thread spamming her pics for once.
>>127913309
Didn't she feel 'butterfly in her stomachs' when he was flirting with her, just like she felt with Hotsporn?
>>127913707
uglykinda cute
>>127913657
Iorveth is the perfect tsundere archetype that ends up warming up to you.
Roche is bland and probably bald.
>Waifuwars entering the new (old) stage
>>127913893
>>127913718
Book-Ciri was a deeply damaged, emotionally wrecked girl hellbent on revenge, then suddenly becoming the biggest nihilist the world has ever seen. Not surprised given what she went through.
>there are people in this world at this very moment who find Iorveth and Yaevinn attractive
Let that sink in. Where did it all go so wrong?
>>127913396
At least they had Ge'els question that, but it seriously made no sense.
I'm going to tickle Ciri to death!
Iorveth romance patch when, CDPR? I think the best moment would have been after he takes off the bandana.
>>127913718
>it was out of character for Ciri to be a dumb bitch
>>127914059
>>127913718
I'd rather have CD Projekt bring Nimue from the future to act as a Wise Sage/Mysterious Mage mentor role for Ciri.
>>127914013
Elfs are superior to humans in every way. More intelligent, have a way vast enriched culture, and are always handsome.
Iorveth a qt and would fuck.
>>127914000
Yeah, which is a shame CDPR made her a "daughterfu" in Witcher 3, would have been much more interesting to have the book Ciri instead.
With that said, some people wanted an option to kill off Yennefer for fuck's sake, so you can imagine having the book Ciri would not work so well with the aspect of actually defending her life.
Fuck normies and fuck waifu fags plaguing RPGs.
>>127913939
#brosb4hos
>>127914228
Well not to the extent she was in Witcher 3 at least.
I'm gonna kill all elfs and keep Iorveth as my pet!
>>127913935
Better bald than having only one eye, you fag.
>>127914165
>Iorveth romance patch when, CDPR?
As much as I hate that faggot, even Triss got one, so I gotta agree with you there.
>>127914341
I bet you also killed Letho. I mean having a taste so shit you should probably kill yourself.
Daily reminder that Sigfried is going to cuck you with Shani if you bring him to party.
Daily reminder that Sigfried is NOT a bro, and Shani is a whore.
>>127914343
They Bioware'd her hard but thankfully she has shades of her old character, namely when she decided to avenge Vesimir and when she has her angry moments.
Triss on the other hand lost many of her 'greyness' from the books, mostly working with the Lodge and guilt complex over surviving the Sodden. Now she's like any other Bioware female LI.
>>127914518
do u think iorveth is into bdsm
I think gerald should dump jennifer and take iorveth to that cabin to have some bondage fun instead
do u agree
>>127914557
Iorveth lost his eye fighting bravely for a cause he believes in, Roche lost his hair because he has faulty genetics.
>I bet you also killed Letho.
Only Rochecucks do that. I guess you guys then fantasize about riding Roche's sweet thick cock over a Temeria flag or something.
>>127914343
>would have been much more interesting to have the book Ciri instead.
This is why I'm kinda hopeful for the next witcher game, assuming it's a Ciri game that is. It'll give the opportunity to actually focus on Ciri's character and bring up her actions in the past. And for romance options they could play up some insecurities given her past experience.
>>127914867
I would never, ever hurt Iorvethunless he asked me to.
I really want to believe that all these Iorvethfags ITT are just fags with bad taste, and not actual women.
>>127914917
Roche isn't bald you imbecile.
>>127914518
:3
>>127915168
>Just some cuck with long blond hair.
Somehow you managed to make me feel even more disgust towards Roche.
>>127914735
>bringing anyone other than zoltan
>ever
>>127915156
Does it hurt you that women prefer Iorveth's elf ISIS dick than yours?
>>127915378
Cute!
I am going to kill Iorveth and bring his head to Emhyr!
>>127915152
>There are really people who would rather have this >>127915152 instead of this
>>127916021
>tfw I'm a heterosexual man but even I'm aroused by this
p-pls say you have more...
>>127914165
>I think the best moment would have been after he takes off the bandana
Was it extremely painful?
I fucking hate scaling enemies why do games do it at all, goddamn annoying to see shit tier npcs do loads of dmg
this general is shit
>>127916229_________________________________git gud
fisstech :3
>You will never drive around Novigrad on friday night with your bros Iorveth and Roche, having grand 'ol time
Why even live ;_;
>>127914285
I would too, but she would not really be a good sage, because she does not know shit about the Anal Elves :^)
>>127914795
Agreed, damn shame it happened to both, the sad thing is, trissfags really find triss to be a good character in Witcher 3, how much they don't know.
>>127915112
Doubt it will be a good game though, just like the Ciri parts in the books, they were sub-par when you compared them to Geralt's
But I understand what you want, but making a game about her travelling to different lands while being pursued by the Wild Hunt would not be that interesting, even a sequel for Witcher 3 would not work well with having her as the main character.
Would rather have a new Witcher instead.
>>127916175
No more then? ;_;
>This is how the game would actually look like if not for consolefags
I will never forgive them. This is just too frustrating.
>>127916192
For him.
Shitposting aside, Iorveth would have made a good love interest in TW2. He was a established character in the books (if only barely mentioned), and you can tell how his relationship with Geralt changes gradually over the course of his route in the game. He goes from outright antagonism to tenuous alliance to deep and trusting friendship, which was only one step away from a romantic interest. The scene in which he reveals his scar to Geralt was one of the most touching moments of TW2, and it shows how much they both have learned to trust one another. Even Geralt thinks elves are pretty in the books (in the first one, he calls a half-elf "beautiful"), plus Iorveth is rather attractive by himself.
I don't think it would be out of character considering the games aren't canon anyways, but even if it were, Iorveth, as a character, is special enough to be "that one time". He even has more screentime than Triss, and has way more chemistry overall.
Basically CDPR should have caved in and given us at least the option of having Iorveth as love interest, it would just add to the overall history of TW2 and give more depth to his route.
>>127917597
>Shitposting aside
Fuck off then Biodrone, CDPR don't promote degeneracy in their games.
Enough with Iorveth shitposting! What happened to Saskia? Is she alive? Will she be back for the next DLC?
>>127917597
>He even has more screentime than Triss
I was kinda meh up until that point, but you've got a point there mate. And who's to say Geralt can't explore his sexuality? He was always held back by Yen, then by his faithfulness for Triss. It's time he broke free of the shackles of fate and destiny and explored this new side of himself. And who better to do it with than his loyal elf comrade?
>>127918080
ded
>>127918080
Fuck Saskia. What happened to my spyfu?
>>127918080
She's alive and cucking all the Iorvethfags.
>>127917597
iorveth x saskia x geralt threesome WHEN
I'm going to cuck Ciri with Skjall!
>>127918054
It's not degeneracy when it comes to love, anon.
How come nobody heard this loud fight in the King's tent
>>127919540
Download the no hoodie mod you fucking retard.
>>127875884
They made Yen too tall. Again.
>>127918162
what?
do tell anon, do tell more!
>>127919540
The same reason why Viper School witchers were all masters of dual wielding, aside of it having no usefulness at all for their profession.
>>127920162
read the comic
>>127920565
Which comic?
You can spoil, you know...
>>127920819
according to dandelion she's in vergen when nilfgaard invades and we know what happens there
Triss offers no intellectual challenge She's merely a clingy cumdump too beta to show initiative in any aspect of her life. This reflected by her line of work, a king's loyal servant and lackey. Once freed Triss just doesn't know how to cope and seeks another basement to dwell in, another mum to prepare tendies and cheeky Nando's. Triss is a sperg.
Compare Yennefer. A mature woman of taste and refinement who shall quickly prove herself to be a test to any lonely teenager. Real men will surely handle her initial abrasiveness and quick wit, unlike boys. Unlike children. Yen Rand looks out for herself, for she believes in Reason and individual virtue.
This is why Yennefer actively participates in the free market of customs and takes risks, often failing, but ultimately for the better. Unlike Triss, a beta orbiter who needs welfare to survive.
>>127921693
kek
>>127921092
Well, you never know, she could have gone hiding or left Vergen, or survived in other way. it's like an ancient rule in movies/telly shows, if you haven't seen the body, he/she are not dead.
>>127920162
>>127920565
>>127920819
>>127921092
The comic is shit and probably not canon.
>>127921092
>according to dandelion she's in vergen when nilfgaard invades and we know what happens there
He doesn't say that. All he does is say she doesn't gloriously turn back a Nilfgaardian invasion with a happily never after ending while scenes from a fantasy play out in the background. Why are people so shit at getting this kind of thing?
Not that the comics bear much thought. They're badly drawn, badly written, and make no sense at all.
>Saskia: Lol I'm a dragon now
>Yarpen and every dwarf in existence: Cool
>Iorveth: I must go now, my planet needs me
Dumb question but bear it with me: how tall are Geralt, Ciri and Yennefer? Apparently Yenn is very short, yet she looks like she is as tall as Ciri.
>>127922617
Ciri's the only one we get an exact height for (and I don't remember it). Everyone else is just broad descriptors, with Yennefer being noted as "even in heels, not impressively tall" and described as quite petite.
>yet she looks like she is as tall as Ciri.
She frequently levitates in cutscenes for framing purposes. Enable free cam for hilarity.
Grealt went to barber shop and made himself blonde
>>127922832
>keeping the dumb tattoo
for what purpose
>>127922617
>>127923108
God her heels look painful
>>127922617
I would say:
Geralt - 5'11.
Ciri - 5'9''
Yennefer - 5'2''
In witcher world people are shorter than in GOT. for example Schirru is described to be awesomely tall at 6'1''.
>>127922832
Funnily, blonde is actually Geralt's natural color.
>>127923230
Geralt 6'0
Ciri 5'9
Yen 5'0
Short for a woman by those standards is really short by modern standards.
Please fucking discuss something interesting, favourite location, lore, anything.
9/10 of the thread is taken up by some cunt jerking off to Triss and the rest by vague and pointless images that contribute nothing to the quality of the general.
Also fix Aard, make it useful.
>>127923230
>>127923446
Triss - 5'5''
Keira (was described to be petite) - 5'2''
Fringilla (also short) - 5'3''
In general, as for mages, I think only Phil and Sile are tall. I'd place them both in 5'8'' - 5'10'' range.
The tallest (except for elves) should be Dijkstra at 6'6''. He doesn't look that gigantic in the game, tho.
>>127921693
Why do we do these things to ourselves?
What does Ciri smell like after long and difficult drowner contract? :3
>>127923551
Yeah that Triss dude has really done the thread in.
>favourite location,
TW1 Lakeside, for dat atmosphere.
TW2 Vergen and/or the Eternal Battle, for similar reasons
TW3 Skellige, Kaer Trolde. That fortress is fucking beautiful and the whole place feels like a breath of fresh air after Novigrad
>Lore
Ciri is seriously destined for bad things in further games thanks to Falka's curse and the survival of the Weavess
>anything
Radovid and Philippa have a very undersold and potentially interesting relationship that could have contributed much to TW3's final act, reinforcing themes, contrasting with the relationship of the main family, and exploring the politics of the end of the war.
Iorveth's path makes more sense for Geralt than Roche's as he's always been sympathetic to plight of the elves even though he dislikes the Scoia'tael's methods. Also Iorveth is a more interesting character than Roche, especially since TW3 watered down his character a lot.
>>127923250
>blonde is actually Geralt's natural color.
Wait, when did they say what his hair color was before the trials?
>>127923850
>The tallest (except for elves) should be Dijkstra at 6'6''. He doesn't look that gigantic in the game, tho.
That's because they made Geralt a giant too.
>>127923937
Fuck off Trissfag, that was a time honored piece of amusing copypasta.
>>127923951
Sweat, blood, and mucus, obviously
>>127924215
>Sweat, blood, and mucus, obviously
S-so not lilac and gooseberries? ;_;
>>127924161
>Wait, when did they say what his hair color was before the trials?
It doesn't I don't think, but we have some small reason to think he was a ginger, since Visenna is a redhead.
>>127924017
>Lore
I wish one of the endings would be Ciri turning to Dark Side, I mean embracing her inner Falka and going on a roaring rampage of revenge. Bonus points if we as Geralt can either be fine with it, ignore or put an end to the madness in for the greater god.
I am with you on Radovid and Philippa's relationship having lots of potential and getting the short end of the stick. I am okay with Phil killing Rad, but I would rather have their encounter longer and more dramatic than a short 'hi, let's burn your eyes out like you did with me, now die you scum!1' scene.
>>127923951
Lilac and gooseberries after she has a nice long bath to wash away the smell of sweat and drowner blood :3
>boat sinks
>Cant use crossbow
nice
>>127924370
>S-so not lilac and gooseberries? ;_;
Of course not. Why would she?
>implying she'd adopt her mother's signature scent
>implying she even wears perfume
>>127924456
Saving that for sequels, I imagine.
>I am okay with Phil killing Rad, but I would rather have their encounter longer and more dramatic than a short 'hi, let's burn your eyes out like you did with me, now die you scum!1' scene.
The confrontation should be short and brutal, but more scenes for both of them would flesh things out much more. Also I think TW3 is hurt somewhat by deciding to limit itself to a single perspective for storytelling. TW2 utilized flashbacks and the PoV of other characters to give insight into things Geralt couldn't see. TW3 does not. Even the Ciri segments are just characters relating events to Geralt.
>>127923551
>Locations
TW1: Lakeside, beautiful scenery and magical atmosphere as one anon said.
TW2: Vergen, I love dwarf cities
TW3: Skellige, I also love Scandinavian inspired places
>Lore
I never get the fuss about Bonhart, and I think Vilgefortz turned to be a stereotypical evil with lust for power villain.
>anything
I knew all of Geralt's hansa are dead, but I was disappointed there was almost no (excluding gwent card and one random mention about knowing a guy named that) callbacks. I don't care that more than five years passed by, those people were important friends, brothers and sisters in arms to him who helped him reunite with Ciri. I'd mind if Regis miraculously came back or made a small cameo. Rather him than Letho.
>>127924161
>>127924384
Korin had blond hair.
>>127924017
>>127924456
How awesome would it be if Ciri turned to be the Big Bad of the whole series?
Would be way more fucking dramatic than the bad ending. Geralt having to put down his beloved daughter to save the world? Or don't give a fuck about said world just to spare Ciri?
>>127925405
>>127925215
Pretty sure red beats blond in inheritance due to being a mutated form of a particular kind of melanin instead of a lack entirely.
>>127925380
I wouldn't go that far, but she is pretty dangerous and there's lots of foreshadowing for it.
>>127924635
>The confrontation should be short and brutal, but more scenes for both of them would flesh things out much more. Also I think TW3 is hurt somewhat by deciding to limit itself to a single perspective for storytelling. TW2 utilized flashbacks and the PoV of other characters to give insight into things Geralt couldn't see. TW3 does not. Even the Ciri segments are just characters relating events to Geralt.
Ditto. Characters were far more nuanced in TW2 than in TW3. We get to know Sile and Phil, their motivations, their history and even silly trivia (Sile's penchant for makeup when fighting monsters, Phil's love for spanking pretty girls). Meanwhile Rita and Fringilla feel like extras who are just there to stare and look pretty. Same goes for Iorveth, Roche, Letho. Henselt was a great villain, too.
>>127925494
Not canon, because you did not post "Read the books, faggot". Were the instructions not clear?
I'm going to steal Yennefer's underwear and sniff them!
>>127925380
>>127925556
If she becomes Empress, she can embrace her Dark Side.
As a lone witcher, unless she pulls Bonhart and start hunting people for fun (and money), she would not pose a great danger.
>>127925658
>Characters were far more nuanced in TW2 than in TW3.
I wouldn't say that. The Bloody Baron is merely a supporting character in one quest hub and beats most of TW2's cast in terms of nuance. TW2's format did however allow it to showcase events in a more comprehensive way.
> Meanwhile Rita and Fringilla feel like extras who are just there to stare and look pretty.
Pretty clear cut content for Rita from what I've seen of earlier leaks. Fringilla will presumably get more in Blood and Wine.
>>127925842
Her danger does not come from political power. When possessed by Falka she could work devastating sorcery even independent of her Elder Blood bullshit.
>>127925710
I don't care about cannon, I'm a trissfag.
>>127925756
Lambert pls go
>>127925927
Care to share more about cut content from Rita? Did they cut content from the rest of sorceresses as well?
I'm going to cum into Ciri's boots while she's taking a bath!
>>127926361
>Care to share more about cut content from Rita?
She was apparently encountered much earlier, part of the initial Novigrad arc tied in to the Dijkstra's treasure/Dandelion plot. There would at some point be a choice that would lead to doing everything right and having Dijsktra pleased with you but Rita dead, or Rita rescued and Dijsktra's plans in shambles. I don't remember much more than that.
>Did they cut content from the rest of sorceresses as well?
Yennefer and Philippa have some. Yennefer originally gave most of the Lodge to Emhyr at the end of the game (though arranged for Triss to quietly escape. Rita might have been part of that as well, hard to say since she's assumed dead in the one cut dialogue I saw). Philippa could be either dead, or stuck as an owl, by the end, though I know little more than that.
>You will never smell Ciri's sweaty boots
Why live?
>>127926706
Damn, I am starting to be glad they never added those changes. I like my sorceresses. Yen is ruthless, tho!
>>127927023
>Yen is ruthless, tho!
It was a long time coming after everything they pulled.
>>127926706
>Yennefer originally gave most of the Lodge to Emhyr at the end of the game
I really wish they'd left this in. I can understand Yen doing anything to save Ciri when she asks for their help, but then handing them over to Emhyr at the end would have been a pretty nice payback.
>>127927237
She should have spared for those who voted to let Ciri meet with Geralt. Including Eilhart. I'd love if her ending would be to ditch the Northern Kingdoms and escape east, just like Dijkstra in the books.
Rita was nice to Ciri and apparently Yennefer's bestie, so she too should be spared.
H-...hel- *hack*...m-m-muh-
*coughs up a cast of mice fur and bones*
Hoot!
>>127927445
>She should have spared for those who voted to let Ciri meet with Geralt.
Why? It didn't change their plans for her at all, nor were those their only crimes. Or the last crimes they'll commit. Eilhart in particular.
>Rita was nice to Ciri and apparently Yennefer's bestie, so she too should be spared.
Yeah I can't see her sending Rita to her death if she went out of her way to spare Triss.
>>127927513
>>127927445
every family needs the bitchy aunt
>>127927767
They can still use Francesca I guess
>>127927767
>every family needs the bitchy aunt
Pic related
>>127927880
Francesca is not bitchy enough. She's more of a passive aggressive kind, who will smile to you yet criticisms you behind your back.
Besides, Ciri would be all alone representing the LGBT minority at family events ...
>>127925136
>I knew all of Geralt's hansa are dead, but I was disappointed there was almost no (excluding gwent card and one random mention about knowing a guy named that) callbacks. I don't care that more than five years passed by, those people were important friends, brothers and sisters in arms to him who helped him reunite with Ciri.
Maybe Blood and Wine will make some mention, since it's in Toussaint?
>I'd mind if Regis miraculously came back or made a small cameo.
I think that would be lame.
>>127928150
>Besides, Ciri would be all alone representing the LGBT minority at family events ...
Well that IS how minorities tend to work. I'm sure Yennefer experimented at one point, anyway.
>>127928089
you mean the holier-than-thou, i-told-you-so grandma?
I want to fuck Ciri so hard that i cum
I want to pull on Philippa's pigtails and make her hoot while I rape her!
>>127928418
>you mean the holier-than-thou, i-told-you-so grandma with OCD?
>>127923551
I wish there was an option to tell Ciri to shut up, stop being a brat, man up and get back to training.
>>127928641
she ded
>>127928591
Sigismund pls.
>>127928591
Radovid pls go and stay go
>>127928831
Someone's still mad about that "just a simple witcher" comment. kek
I'm going to force Yennefer to lick my balls!
Yaevin a shit.He's still better than the order though.
>>127929006
Good luck with that, Anon.
So am I going to regret this build in next chapter
>>127928987
Nah mate, I just think she was acting like a high school student who cannot grasp the math and do homework so she starts rebelling. dire times call for dire measures, girl. no one has a luxury of sparing time and luxury for you, princess.
Is this easy to pirate? I've just upgraded my pc and Witcher 3 was a part of why I did that. I've got $10 in my account untill Tuesday. I've never pirated before because of ignorance but it must be worth it?
I'm going to give Ciri an enema and then plug her butthole and laugh at her!
>>127929227
this tbqh
>>127929247
You might want to get riposte but otherwise, no
>>127929251
She was being treated like a child to the detriment of their efforts to stop Eredin. She was right to be angry.
>>127929235
I prefer the old gwents card look.
>>127929297
buy it or don't play it faggot
>>127929513
Most of the new ones are better I think. The concept art and crap was a bit lazy.
>>127929447
I mean the scene when she is pissed that she cannot master her powers. Just before the snowball fight. Not when they are all discussing what to do next following Vesemir's funeral and everyone's forgetting her = treating like a child.
>>127929748
>I mean the scene when she is pissed that she cannot master her powers.
Oh no, she's frustrated at the difficulty of handling powers she absolutely must master for her own survival and that of everyone she cares about and expresses this with mild vocal annoyance and seeking comfort from her father figure that has nothing better to do. What a brat.you picked the wrong option, didn't you?
I hate the one anon who said Ciri looks like Emma Watson whom I vehemently dislike. Now I cannot get this comparison out of my head.
I'm going to cut off Geralt's penis in front of Yennefer!
>>127929938
She doesn't look like Emma Watson at all though. She looks like Emilia Clarke.
>>127929927
No, picked the snowball/cheerish up option. I sold her to Emhyr, though.
>>127929748
>I mean the scene when she is pissed that she cannot master her powers.
She was frustrated and specifically asks Geralt for help in dealing with it.
>>127930101
>No, picked the snowball/cheerish up option. I sold her to Emhyr, though.
Of course you did.
I'm going to teach Ciri all kinds of different sex positions!
Do you think Ciri would willingly sleep with Skjall if not for the Wild Hunt? Do you buy it she was sexually/emotionally/romantically interested in him?
>>127930254
>>127930048
>>127929406
>>127929006
Oh I see now that the trissfags and yenfags have retreated to their lairs, the lesser fags are showing their faces again.
>>127930373
I like to think so, yes.
>>127928641
The family meeting with Yen, Triss, Tissaia and Philippa would be all kinds of messy. And I thought my Thanksgivings dinner were dramatic!
>>127930373
>Do you think Ciri would willingly sleep with Skjall if not for the Wild Hunt?
No.
>Do you buy it she was sexually/emotionally/romantically interested in him?
No.
>>127930447
Fuck off namefag, this shit is harmless compared to all the Triss shitposting of the last few days.
>>127930465
Her standards are fucking low then.
Ciri is a fictional character and i'm not going to do anything with her!
>>127930373
I didn't really see anything that said she was interested in him. It's basically what the player chooses.
>>127930557
>Family meeting
>Triss
>Philippa
>>127930712
Anons are naturally sympathetic to Skjall. He's a lonely insecure chubby neckbeard that never left home who just had a hot girl fall in his lap.
>>127930373
I chose the 'I prefer women' option in the sauna. I like to think she and that Bea innkeeper girl had something going on (but Bea was a true LUG and forgot about her experimenting phrase upon seeing an alpha man like Geralt)
I'm going to fuck Yen on Tissaia de Vries!
>>127930083
Even worse comparison
>>127931008
I went with "He seems...nice" since I figured Ciri mostly just wants to get the fuck out of there and find Avallac'h instead of fuck around with all this shit.
>>127931278
The sis was annoying af, but they perfectly captured the girl from small town encountering a mysterious stranger and immediately turning into a nosy little brat.
>>127931617
I found Skjall more annoying honestly.
I love you Triss.
:3
Triss is a delicate and decent person.
>>127930769
>>127934589
>tfw water hag
I like to imagine Triss and Geralt having a lovely picnic.
eternal reminder
Triss is warm and cuddly.
I'm gonna let him live I think
>>127937493
Wait, why?
>>127937493
Way to rob Roche of a character arc, Retarded Anon.
>>127875884
>that ciri
DELETE THIS
would you a zombie Ciri?
>>127925136
>Locations
what perfect opinions you have anon
>I was disappointed there was almost no (excluding gwent card and one random mention about knowing a guy named that) callbacks.
TW1 had the most, since TW1 was a retelling of the books to some degree. I'm guessing they wanted to limit references to characters that would never appear to avoid overburdening the audience.
>>127937493
>NOT KILLING MONSTERS
Look at the politics on this retard.
I like fulfilling Triss's fantasy of being loved by Geralt.
>>127938697
I like ensuring Triss's reality of lonely masturbation in Kovir
Seeing how much Geralt loves Triss warms my heart.
>>127939291
That's actually almost Triss's fantasy circa Blood of Elves/Time of Contempt. She wasn't in it for the love so much as the passion.Any passion would do. Even heartbreak.
I started crying when Geralt told Triss he always loved her, it was so romantic.
>>127941695
Right, and she was obsessed with Geralt because he made her feel something. Her fantasy is definitely to be with him, though, so that she can keep having that experience - in Blood of Elves she did anything she could to have him close to her.
Triss always loved Geralt, she proved more than once she would do anything for him and his love. When Geralt tells her he loves her, it's the fulfillment of her dreams, it is overwhelming for her at first, that's why she leaves initially. Luckily she realizes it's not a dream and returns. I'm sure she will shower Geralt with love in Kovir, they will have a harmonic and happy relationship.
Triss is a complex and layered character. She has many weaknesses, but also many strengths. She makes mistakes but also does many good things for Geralt. She is prone to manipulation, but has many human qualities other sorceress lack. She is perfectly imperfect.
Thinking about Triss releases large amounts of serotonin in my brain.
>>127945469
Shitposting aside there's an element of truth there. She's a child at the adult's table, trying to step up and repeatedly floundering due to her naivety and immaturity.
Fortunately for her fans, Geralt and Yen are no paragons of maturity either.
>>127946078
Triss imperfections make her more realistic, she is often insecure and sometimes a coward especially on interpersonal level when she is confronted with people with dominant personalities(Philippa influence on her being an example). She can be idealistic, she doesn't always make the right choices, but she also has many redeeming qualities, that is why I like her, when all is considered I think she is a good person, and I like Geralt ending up with her.
>>127947259
I agree that she's a good person, she just causes a lot of shit and isn't the best fit for someone like Geralt. He matches better with someone stronger, more cynical, and more individualistic - as well as older.
>>127947996
As much as I like Triss, there is no way denying that Geralt and Yen make a great match, but sometimes they can be too individualistic and hotheaded, they often break up and reconcile and generally have a very turbulent relationship. Yen is also very dominant and I feel that she is the one in charge when she is with Geralt. I don't take this against Yen at all, I actually really like her.
However with Triss I feel it's more of an equal relationship, Triss can also be dominant depending on the situation, but it is often Geralt that takes charge. I like how Geralt and Triss function together and I feel she is a person Geralt could be happy with. CDPR gave Triss a chance she would never had in the books, and I like roleplaying that scenario, since I always felt sorry and sympathetic toward Triss.
>>127949483
This is true until both Geralt and Yen have an anchor for them each to devote themselves towards - Ciri. She's a major stabilizing influence simply by virtue of existing, and it shows in all their subsequent interactions.
It also helps that throughout the course of the books the comfortable old order in both their lives gets disturbed, meaning they become more devoted to each other because it's a reliable constant.
>>127949727
I agree, Ciri really is the person that makes Geralt's and Yennefer's relationship stronger, with Ciri in the picture they are both united not only by the love they feel for each other, but also the love they both feel for Ciri. I feel that Lady of the Lake really gave a good closure to their relationship, it became more stable than ever and it seemed both are really ready to go past small differences that kept them apart in the past and devote themselves to each other. The ending of the saga is very fitting.
In the context of TW3, I see things differently, Ciri is grown up, spending most of her life taking care of herself, I feel that while she needs support from Geralt and Yen, she doesn't necessarily need them to be together as long as they are there for her. Geralt's amnesia also allowed for a different perspective for him, and while he will always have a special bond with Yen, this gave a chance for him to fall in love with Triss and even after his memory returned, his new found love for Triss won't go away, and he is faced with a tough choice. I like to chose Triss, but completely understand the people who like Yen more.
>>127946078
She's an activist teenager at the adult's table.
>Fortunately for her fans, Geralt and Yen are no paragons of maturity either.
They are by a few books in. And most of their immaturities had to do with personal relationships, not their world view in general, their business transactions, politics, etc.
>>127947996
I wouldn't say she's a good person, at least in the books. Perhaps "generally well-meaning", but that's not the same thing. By TW3 she has become a good person, but it's a very long road to get there. Which is a bit striking considering she's, what, 50?
>you will never have a naked ciri in your bed, ready and willing, like auberon did
Why even live?
>>127949483
Yen takes charge a lot in the game because it makes sense for her to do so. There's a lot of give and take in their relationship when viewed as a whole. People just play TW3 and see her decisively taking charge because she already has a plan and extrapolating that to the entire relationship. This is especially grievous to them because people treat video game characters very differently than book characters. The player character's will is meant to be sacrosanct to a large part of the playerbase, though they don't realize they're behaving that way. They end up holding Geralt to a hugely different standard than any NPCs simply because they play as him. This is not something that happens while reading books, it's peculiar to the medium of video games and it's very strange.
>However with Triss I feel it's more of an equal relationship
Not even close. Geralt has all the power there.
>>127951246
Ciri's presence isn't what keeps them together, it's the changes they underwent after parting in Shard of Ice, which Ciri catalyzed during subsequent events. Stop pretending you've actually read any of this, Anon. Hell, you hardly seem to have understood the previous games.
>>127952752
Triss is bliss.
>>127949483
>As much as I like Triss, there is no way denying that Geralt and Yen make a great match, but sometimes they can be too individualistic and hotheaded, they often break up and reconcile and generally have a very turbulent relationship.
>I'm only familiar with what the journal entries in TW3 say
>Nothing happened after the second book in the series
idiot
>>127952752
All the ironic Trissposting made Trissfags think they were actually welcome and deserved to be taken seriously. It was inevitable.
>>127953071
>All the ironic Trissposting made Trissfags think they were actually welcome and deserved to be taken seriously. It was inevitable.
I like to imagine Triss having children with Geralt.
>>127879712
Downgrade :3
People getting upset over Triss makes me feel happy.
Beautiful Triss Merigold in her and Geralt's home in Kovir.
>>127873324
Just won GOTY at IGN, and the Readers Choice GOTY too.
Are other games even trying?
I love Triss Merigold, the kind hero of Sodden Hill.
Any tips for the witcher 3 combat ? Am getting my tidy ass beaten to a pulp by any group of drowners in Blood and Broken bones difficulty, and I don't want to admit how much I had to spam Quen to get past the first royal griffin with rolling.
I love how people assume my Trissposting is ironic when in fact I am genuinely in love with her.
>>127955243
It's just really difficult to tell anymore
>tfw Ciri will never spread her legs for you
;___;
>>127952275
I'll accept "well-meaning", that's what I was trying to get at. Good intentions, not necessarily good results.
It seems most of the sorceresses take a lot longer than most people to mature, seeing as they're in a bubble of tremendous wealth, power, and a complete absence of normal human interaction.
Triss is a completely valid choice, I love her personality.
Triss has gorgeous facial features.
How does Olgierd's boipussi taste like?
Triss is love, Triss is life.
>>127954734
GOTY seems kind of irrelevant to me tbqh though TW3 is my favorite of those nominated this year.
>>127955243
That's even worse.
>>127955243
I think it's because we're fundamentally optimists. I certainly don't like to believe that anyone could genuinely be that mentally ill.
I know this site isn't as important as it used to be, but FO4 is shit and you know it and it needs to be acknowledged on all fronts.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/
>>127964939
Odd TW3 winning polls like that given their comparative sales. Witcher fans must be much more dedicated and passionate.
Why is the enemy variety in this game so fucking shit?
>all those fucking reskins
Jesus christ.
>>127959790
I don't know about taste but it smells like lilac and gooseberries :3
Picked up this game during the sale, And I love it so far. just finished with the main quest in Novigrad, and I'm going to head off to Skellige after clearing out my side-quests a bit and doing some more Witcher contracts.
How much longer is the game? I figure there's at least one more act after the Skellige stuff, but if you guys had to put a percentage of main story completeness on the end of the Novigrad arc after rescuing Dandelion, where would you put it?
>>127970913
30%, I'd say. Mainstory, at least.
Taking into account all the side stuff, way less.
>>127884004
TW General is a fucking mess. Don't bother.
>>127967085
I thought it was pretty good. But then, the immediately preceding game was TW2, which had quite poor enemy variety.
>>127976229
We could have prevented this
I love you Triss
>>127977032
lambert shut up, you were too drunk last time
>>127980143
Dear Melitele...
What the hell happened to these threads? This is as bad as any Bioware general ever was.
>>127980882
Not enough homosex to be comparable to a bioware general
>>127981130
Hetero or straight, bizarre, unabashed fawning over waifubait characters is pure Bioware. I'd come to expect better of this community.
>>127980143
Not canon. Yen has small girlish breasts, and according to the books has a waist so thin that she needs no corset. Report to my office.
Yen>Triss
Iorveth>Roche
Neutral>Siegfried>Yaevinn
tbqh
>>127977032
:3
I want to turn all the girls in The Witcher into waterhags! Especiallyyour waifu!
>>127982691
best girl tbqh fampai
>>127982941
She would make an excellent waterhag.
>>127982941
>>127981202
well everyone has beaten the game at least twice already, discussed most things there is to discuss at least thrice and for the last couple months has been leaving meaningless meme and waifu posts
wake me up when next DLC comes out, desu senpai
>>127983031
The thread wasn't like this last time I was here, which wasn't that long ago.
>>127983052
it was like this for at least 3 months now
>tfw no more drawfags
>tfw no more writefags
>>127983097
We didn't have one autist trissfag fucking up the thread.
>>127983097
Not really.
>>127983135
It's pretty hard for one person to derail an entire thread consistently. That can't be the only factor.
I'm going to cum into waterhag-BTY!
>>127983135
yeah instead we had one or two autist yencucks shitting up the thread
>>127983235
Nothing even a month or so ago is comparable to what recent threads have been like.
>>127983235
found the trissfag
>>127983224
All waterhags have big, droopy tits. BTY is redundant.
>>127983235
>yencucks
this is no longer auto-filtered by the site?
>>127880932
>>127983291
well I left this thread 2-3 months ago, it was just as shit then as it is now
>>127983181
>It's pretty hard for one person to derail an entire thread consistently.
It's pretty much that one Trissfag. Maybe there's two of them. But he baits out the Yenfags and that fucks up the thread.
>>127983384
>pic
Go to bed, now.
>>127983412
4k anon is still here
I sure hope he got himself a script, otherwise he is in top 10 saddest virgins on 4chan
>>127983512
Yeah, but he's been away for a while. Guess he was on holiday.
>>127983512
We're here forever
>>127983384
>well I left this thread 2-3 months ago, it was just as shit then as it is now
You have really weird criteria then.
>>127983384
We've been reading different threads, apparently.
>>127983412
The sheer scale of spamming in the last two threads has to have been more than one or two people. It was as bad as that Cirispam from ages ago.
>>127983512
4k anon is harmless.
>>127983495additem('Yennefers Dress')
>>127983658
>We've been reading different threads, apparently.
>4k anon is harmless.
now I understand
>>127983495
>Go to bed, now.
reminder that Yen actually said this because the sight of Geralt in her pants really turned her on
:3
>>127983698
>now I understand
Me too. You're some kind of autist.
>Guy occasionally posts high res closeups when not much is going on
>"HE'S A SHITPOSTER DESTROYING THE THREAD"
Incidentally if the thread is always shit when you're around, you should consider the possibility that it's not the thread that's shitty, it's you.
>>127983825
Yen has great taste in underwear. So great in fact that almost everyone copied her exactly, just in different colors.
>>127983698
>now I understand
I wouldn't call it shitposting, what he does.
Sometimes it's borderline, but not as bad as the Trissfags from the last few days.
>>127983995
He also takes screenshot requests, so he actually adds something to the thread quality.
is this canon?
>>127984032
Yeah. He did me a few favors in the past.
So he's a nice guy.
>>127984032
this tbqh
>>127983834
>Incidentally if the thread is always shit when you're around, you should consider the possibility that it's not the thread that's shitty, it's you.
I'm only around to post funny glitches/console shenanigans and call this thread out on being shit
see ya when 2nd DLC comes out, anon
>>127984358
>and call this thread out on being shit
What an observant, smart, and edgy person you are. Your blunt honesty and courageous desire to tell it like it is has won my support, Anon.
This general is like some unholy spawn of rpgcodex and CDPR forums
>>127984479
way to be condescending u fkn shitwit
What happens after Ciri becomes Empress?
>>127985273
cumbucket for emhyr and voorhis
Triss deserves to be worshiped.
Triss is a good human being.
Triss possesses unmatched godlike beauty. Everything about her is beautiful. The best part about her is that it's not just physical, her soul is even more beautiful.
>>127985273
Falka's revenge
Seeing Triss happy is my ultimate fantasy.
What does Ciri's underwear smell like? :3
>>127985273
She marries Voorhis and he becomes emperor, not much is said about his reign though, either a good or bad sign.
>>127985273
she gets assassinated
Triss is such a great """""""""""person"""""""""""
Hello fellow Triss fans, why do you like Triss so much?
I like her because she is kind, loves Geralt and would do anything for him, she is also drop dead gorgeous. She has it all.
>>127988143
And she is a backstabbing piece of shit whore that deserves to be burnt at the stake.
>b-but she has RED HAIR :D
I want nothing else in life than seeing Triss happy, CDPR made my fantasy a reality, I spend at least 3 hours each day just looking how happy Geralt and Triss are in Kovir, it brings tears to my eyes.
>>127988365
this
Bioware is shit
>>127988365
In the books Triss betrayed Ciri because of her ideals, she was wrong, but she's only human, she has made up for that since.
Triss betrayed Yen because of her love for Geralt, and all is fair in love and war, Geralt wasn't forced into relationship with her, just seduced, and he really doesn't mind it, it allowed him to find true love in the end, so why would he.
I love watching Triss smile.
What's with this triss circle jerk? What happened?
I play a Geralt that is faithful to Triss, only loves her and would never be with any other woman.
>just beat satellite reign
holy shit that was so fun
any others like it?this is cyg right
Triss was so great in Witcher 2.
There are times where i think to myself "i might mod the lighting in this game soon"
Then lighting like this happens and im reminded by how fucking gorgeous this game can be.
>>127990035
After playing a bit with STLM I realized how shit STLM really is and how good the vanilla lighting is.
Everywhere you look, at all times, is like an oil painting, basically Bob Ross: the game.
:3
I enjoy Triss.
>>127990412
I have to agree, i mean the e3vision+stlm does look pretty astonishing but i prefer the stylised lighting of vanilla. And funnily enough so does the guy who made STLM.
Triss is CDPR sweetheart.
:3
567 / 211 / 59 / 2
What's the fucking point?
>all this waifufag posting...
I want a DLC that lets me hug Triss whenever I want.
Triss is a delicate flower.
I want to protect Triss from all the harm of this cruel world.
Triss is an unreachable ideal.
:3
Reading poetry about Triss makes me feel alive.
Triss standing on her tippy toes while Geralt is kissing her is my favorite moment in the game.
>>127937663
>>127938642
I don't want small folk to get fucked even more and he might be the only stabilizing factor and and I'm hunting Kingslayers for fucksake.
Triss probably uses magic to make cakes for Geralt, they must taste delicious being mad with pure love.
:3
Geralt:The bed...it broke.
Triss: Don't worry, we'll sleep on the floor, spread out a hide...
Yen:Khm
Triss and Geralt continue this conversation with their eyes, her look is worth a thousand words in that moment. I love Geralt's and Triss non verbal communication in Witcher 3.
Does this guy kill innocent humans or salamandra only?
>>127997028
>Does this guy kill innocent humans or salamandra only?
He's a good guy, I don't think he kills inocents, I liked him, but still cured him, he and Carmen deserve a happy life together, just like Triss and Geralt.
>>127997271
Alright, thanks. That's what I originally understood so I let him live, but I had second thoughts.
"Whenever I see a beam of a lighthouse, I feel good, thinking of you" - Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher
>AHAHAHAHA Don't make me laugh
what did she mean by this?
Triss is a beautiful fiery sorceress with charming personality and good kind soul.
"But it turned out my amnesia changed nothing, I wanted to be with you before, during, after, always." - Geralt of Rivia
>>127998995
>before
Triss eyes radiate kindness.
What's with the ironic trissposting? It's getting boring
>>127999358
Thread is almost dead.
Trying to think positive and hope they just wanted to kill it quickly.
Triss has a smile that can move mountains. She is my favorite character, she has been with Geralt in all the games and will be with him forever in Kovir.
Triss is the worst character in the games tbqh. And her voice actress sucks
Triss has an angelic voice in polish, it matches her angelic personality and appearance quite well.
>>127999429
But what triggered it?
I could compliment Triss for eternity, she is such an inspiration.
>>127999954
Christmas holidays
What I like about Triss is that deep down she just wants to be loved.
yennefer > shani > shit > triss
>>127999954
New year, I guess.
It'll pass, eventually.
I love protecting Triss.
I want to drink Triss' diarrhea
Triss is cuddly and warm.
Fuck off trissfag
>190 mentions of Triss itt
It is a blessing to be loved by Triss, Geralt is the luckiest man ever.
>>128000849
>literally only 1 faggot
jesus christ
trissfags ruin everything
>>128000980
Trissfags are literally the worst.
I want so badly to lie down next to Triss on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not f*ck. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase.
>>128001179
This. What the fuck.
>>127981904
A good post.
Triss has a very smooth hair.
I really enjoy the way Triss pronounces the word love.
fuck off DaWitcher
Ciri>your waifu
Triss has a breath taking smile and she deserves to be complimented.
Triss is a lying bitch. I can't understand how anyone would pick her after reading the books.
The sound of your Triss's voice sends tingles of joy down my back.
Being awesome is hard, I have no idea how Triss manages.
I love Triss in the books, I love Triss in the games, I love Triss. I love all her imperfections, I love how she tries to manipulate, I love how she took advantage of Geralt's amnesia, that shows me she would do anything for him, I love that commitment. I will always choose you and only you Triss. You will make Geralt very happy in Kovir.
>>128002256
You must be really lonely
>>128002293
I will never be lonely as long as I have Triss.
Triss eyebrows really make her pretty eyes stand out.
>Avallach wanted Ciri to bear the child of Auberon
>Auberon was the previous king of the elves
>Eredin killed him Auberon.
Eredin was actually the good guy.
Triss is a paragon of virtue.
>>128003383
You know, a while I felt pity for you.
But now it's just empty void.
Wow...
>>128001695
>DaWitcher
kek
triss and her fans are shit
>>128003508
I don't really care how you feel about me tbqh, your opinion is completely worthless to me. What is important is Triss's happiness.
Hello my wife! :3
>he ordered Ciri, a descendent of Lara, brought to him and groomed to produce his heir. After Avallac'h had brought him Ciri, he took her to bed many times but without completing the act.
Why did CDPR leave this part out? Would have loved to kill Avallac'h desu.
Triss is a beacon of kindness.
>>128003817
What value do you think your posts have? You have completely ruined this place.
>>128003881
Hello my husband! :3It's an interesting thread huh?
Triss wears beautiful clothes.
>>128004172Yes. The best thread in a while.
Triss has impeccable manners.
>>128004334
I hope it's dead soon.
On a scale of 1 to 10, Triss is an 11.
Im gonna sexualize our daughterfu!!!!
Hey DaWitcher. What value your posts have?
Triss's bellybutton is kind of adorable.
Triss is a candle in the darkness.
At least we can post images again
>>128006220
>>128006220
If Triss was a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
Were TW2 threads this bad? Everything I see here is a bunch of beta faggots shitposting about their waifus and shit. Side note: imo, TW3 was the worst one, in terms of story and characters. I feel like they tried doing too many things at once, just like I tried romancing both Triss and Yen. It just didn't work out.