The device will activate tomorrow
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
>OH NOOOO I DIIIEEED
>HAHA JUST KIDDING! IT WAS PLANNED!
It was planned.
This run would be maximum comfy if edobean wasn't reading donations.
They always have to ruin it somehow, don't they?
No, which is why they're all repressed.
I'd just like to remind you all that *this* is who you're calling "cute"
remember when stiv got drunk and started banging at c*sm*'s door, then adrian came out and laid the smackdown on him so hard that he ended up crying? lamo, seeing what happened with that guy's wife i think we all know what stiv was up to.
>$300 for deadnaming
man, if only /srg/ had some rich fuckers in here to make things awkward.
Who was Werster writing this to again?>>127857964
Hate to break it to you but the whole thing is for attention. Cosmo is a great name but that doesnt get your screennames changed across the internet and huge wikipedia battles.
They wouldn't even mention it. It would just be pulled quietly and play dumb/stay quiet if chat/reddit/whatever brings it up.
Not like anyone where is going call them out on it on stream.
Right here lad.
One of my favorite games ever and this run is really comfy whenever edobean shuts up.
Who? Twitch chat is too busy spamming memes. Any post on hugbox leddit would get downvoted into oblivion,and even if it did they would host some bullshit AMA or make a single comment to "defuse it" and get 30x gold for being a progressive organization.
It made watching this GDQ worth it for me. Seeing those perfect LZS's were fucking nice.
i didn't mean to quote myself, youre extra comfy my friend
Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.
Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
I wish, but it doesn't look like it's going to be allowed into first place. I'm willing to bet smaller donations will be accepted, but anything that bumps Cosmo into first place will mysteriously not be counted towards the total.
>tfw it's 8am, I watched mentally ill people playing video games very fast all night and now I'm baking a chocolate cake
I'm losing it boys
>tfw your roommates are all out of town at their gf's place and you are slowly stealing and rationing the food they left behind
bbq sauce, lettuce, and cheese burritos again tomorrow night
It's in the oven atm. It's a fondant so it'll be ready in an hour.
I had nothing to eat with the tea and it's fairly quick to do. You can do it while watching runs so it's comfy.
>have the stream running on mute
>unmute the stream to see what is going on
>people are singing
>close the stream
jesus christ guys, wtf is this
some pretty stupid shit on this site, thanks
I fucking hate cringey shit in general but I can't hate Pie's stuff.
Never gave a shit about AGDQ until this year, so I'm new as fuck,
but how the flying fuck are you guys not sick of all the same god damn jokes being said over the donations?
literally every donation makes a stupid Luigi joke or animal joke.
It's not that I don't get the references, but I am so sick of the same 2 jokes being told.
Don't you guys ever get sick of it?
>where's knitler with her 50% chance of cancer?
Anyone else getting a connection error or is my ISP just being a Nigger Supreme?
Most of the donations are fake. AGDQ staff has weaponized the power of memes into a way to trick people into thinking they're part of a cause. Ask yourself if you'd spend $1000 for a chance to have one borderline mental patient read your G-rated message to a crowd of 20-50 autistic introverts who have to pretend they're back home streaming by themselves in order to function like members of the human race.
The schedule caters specifically to north america which alienates the international audience, yet the stream pulls viewercounts beyond that of even truly international megastreams. The whole thing is a carefully orchestrated scam and it's evident from every angle you look. Have you see what the PCF does? It does nothing, and it prides itself on doing nothing, in fact its tagline is "the only charity focused on prevention," i.e., not a single dime is going to where money needs to go to achieve scientific progress.
We indulge this mass delusion because, for once, we feel included by the outside world. We get a pocketful of happy moments in exchange for being thoroughly exploited.
So no, no one likes the donations, the memes, the autism, or even the runs, but it's all we have, and we are desperate.
He sure keeps nailing these tricks and glitches.
>Oh my god it's peach!
>tfw it's actually not him
in 1980 our boy pie, who art in heaven, created /srg/ for us all to enjoy, peace be upon him. since then, many old shitters have come and go, but none as widely renowned as him. some villages still sing of his achievements.
You should get 10 characters for every $1 you donate. These comments are ridiculous.
SkeletonShill, Duke, Lurk, Long Ravioli, Grav was originally from /srg/ but I don't think he visits anymore, m1, and then some others i'm sure still hang around but don't run anymore (like me, but I was never relevant)
>having a cartoon character high on helium read donation
Would you like her to read your posts out loud?
so is she the one that approves the comments to be visible on the website? i ask because i want to donate some big bucks (so she knows i have money) my dick picks (so she knows it's cute) and my skype, so she knows how to reach me
GDQ's make me remember why I want to cull all autists
no, there's usually 2 or 3 people on the donation screening station who read through all donations and pick the ones to send over to the reader.
oh? I must just not be around, I usually hang around here at these dead hours.
>people donated more than 5 thousand dollaridoos to let a custcene play
>and others donated more than 3 thousands to cut it short a bit
Holy fucking shit
Too much autism, the event wouldn't be able to contain it.
I was a reader last year for a couple hours at AGDQ 2015. Midnight hours.
They basically sit you down at the computer, and tell you "here's the microphone, here's the on off button, press F5 to refresh the page, we filter all the donations, don't read something if it seems fishy and we missed it".
pretty much word for word.
The creator of the game has asked for it not to be speedran at any events, or for it to be on SDA I think. I don't think anyone submitted it out of respect for the author
guys i just got a speedrun world record WORLD RECORD
in a mario maker level
>AGDQ raising money slower
>/srg/ moving slower even during AGDQ
ESA is awesome, and hopefully the upcoming NASA will be too. Gaming without this charity bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck about cancer anyway- we're all here for the runs.
GDQ is dying a painful, slow death. Time to move on.
he stole 80 hotel keycards but that's not all that earned him a ban
just hang out in /srg/ for a few threads and you'll get the full story, people explain the shit literally 5 times a day
Cosmo. Used to be the best Ocarina of Time Any % runner. Pretty much left the scene after he got 18:10. Became a transexual called Narcissa soon after the Ocarina of Time WR went sub 18.
>fw you look up a cute runner's twitter and it's nothing but identical twitch alerts
TFW NO SPEED BF TO DO 2 PLAYER SPEEDRUNS WITH AND END UP FUCKING ON THE COUCH INSTEAD
there is someone out there for you!
Why is that trannies and traps (which I'm not into) always have my fetish of thigh highs but it's rare to see others wearing it.
Cute body, but that witch face with the gap in the teeth ruins it.
HeyGuys You're just trying to impress me HeyGuys
WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS? WHERE ARE THE SPEED GAYS?
im enjoying the fuck out of it right now you cockmongler
yeah that was just sad
>a player who was doing it one handed while eating a PB&J sandwich
gee I wonder who it might be
kirkq is an obnoxious autistic dipshit
why is he the on commentating anda asking the dev questions? He doesn't understand basic social queues.
>"HURRR look at this glitch"
>devs obviously don't like it when they see their broken coding
>"HURRR just wait until we get to the next glitch
Runner dies at the very end of a super meat boy level
Everybody goes "Oooooh..."
Blueglass goes "HYAHYAYHAYHAYH"
Mike berates him and blueglass apologizes to him
>Mr. K cracking up on the side
Some people just don't know when the joke stops being funny.