Will the real Mettaton please stand up? edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
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Were there enemies/NPCs in Undertale that you thought were just way too dumb looking?
>threes new threads at the same time
Holy shit they are going to kick us off this board.
please don't forget to pet your goat of choice at least once a day.
So what if resets only affect the underground? That's why they have deja vu and shit, because time, real time, continues to flow normally. It also explains why their technology is so weird. Why you have it getting more and more advanced the further away from the Ruins you get, because they kept getting more and more advanced junk tossed down the drain.
>I drew a strawman argument supplementing it with interjections based on conjencture widely regarded as headcanon to prove a made up point
How do you genuinely delve this deep into retard mode?
>FUCKING SUN POISONED CHEEKS
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
We need more spider!
doesn't that make him a skinny?
But I can't pet three goats at the same time with only two hands!
Who wouldn't want to hug these skells?
Reposting the Grillsby I drew out of boredom today. Sorry if it's sideways, my phone says it's not.
Reminder that Hitler did nothing wrong and neither did Asriel.
If you're here drawfriend I was gone and missed the delivery for this and feel bad, thank you a ton it's great.
Snwdrake is a QT
I was away for a while so I wasn't able to answer in the previous thread.
Thanks a bunch! About the spelling errors, it seems as much as I double check something always slips, I guess that's what happens when you try to proofread it after a 10 hour flight.
Anyways, glad you liked it!
literally only replied "shibboleth" to Steven universe cancer faggots because they have their own barneyfag general to shit up. Stop trying to pigeonhole every poster into your autistic shipping headcanon chart you delusional idiot.
Goats are not for lewd.
>implying every goat isn't built for sex
>Kio here and I just want to say that I’m sorry, but between the Capstone Paper which has been taking longer and longer to write and the shitty asks we’ve been getting lately, this blog hasn’t been a lot of fun.
>So I’m thinking we’re gonna be taking a break for a while. I have an ask that I’ve been sitting on for a while that I will complete and post probably before Christmas, but right now, this just isn’t fun. So I’m sorry to say it but we’re definitely going on a mini-hiatus. We’ll be back, but right now it’s too exhausting.
>If either of us draw any Humantale stuff, we’ll reblog it here.
The demon lies dormant. We would be wise to not disturb it.
>going out of your way to look at a tumblr blog that you know you will not like
>he says, as he posts a pic with a e621 filename
Im onto you anon, dont deny your feelings.
he said thick, not basketballs
god damn i love getting 612.5 GOLD every time i sell cloudy glasses in bulk
I dunno, they tend to be pretty lewd to me.
Only for procreation.
Repost for morning and timezones!
I'm not dead! I had a single night off, so I have new Coda for y'all!
Coda 9: bully edition
Read all my stuff here:
I'm planning on working on Cover 2 today, as well as editing some stuff. I missed writing, I tell you what. Don't ever become a baker, kids.
how are you today, /utg/?
There were multiple people telling them to fuck off because they were shutting up the thread. Dumb tumbler faggots want them to stay because they want to attention whore by proxy via choking on their dicks and praising them. It's cringey and autistic as fuck.
Oh god, I've missed you so much motif
Please get someone hired soon
Anyone else think Paladin seemed autistic? As in actually autistic, with really simple black/white morality she clung to rigidly, an inability to understand relationships or feel empathy very well (thinking that the King Papyrus ending was good because she him having the throne, not understanding or caring about his sadness over Undyne) and quickly becoming angry/upset when anything challenges any of what she 'knew'.
I think we have like six.
You still can't spell it right, huh?
Literally end yourself, like right now.
Don't be silly, those file names are common on boorus as well.
>implying that poster's me
Lmao. Still upset your buttbuddies lost I guess?
I did like 3 other fics, though one of them I don't feel like reposting because I think it's sub-par.
http://pastebin.com/E4NTpbma -> Asgore/Frisk fishing comfyfic
http://pastebin.com/mnHzxx5f -> Asgore 1st person sadfic
I'll post the other one if you really want it.
>still can't spell it right
What? First post about tumblr bullshit in the thread, phone autocorrected. Why does it even matter? God damn, you tumblr people obsess over the tiniest, most pointless details.
Not really helping the case with that picture.
Hey fellow floweposter
I don't know what this is but I've seen enough 2babies1fox, dripping barrel, and EXODIA to get the idea.
Doing good, I'm enjoying my day off as well, though mostly spent the day paying bills and washing clothes. Good to have you back!
>implying a post this on the daily
I was showing an anon that the previous post of Chara and Frisk from that AU wasn't okay at all, and that needed the actual descriptions. Cool your britches.
do not bully the shibboleth anon
do not bully the paladin anon
do not bully the paranoid anon
do not bully the justice anon
do not bully the hair anon
do not bully the anger anon
do not bully the writer anons or the art anons
do not bully any of the anons
Get your mind out of the gutter. He's just reading Frisk a bed time story.
Let's post Undertale things
>get called out for having a victim complex
>shitpost like a retard instead of leaving it alone or accepting it
Typical tumbler otherkin. Put a name on so I can filter you, too.
>DO NOT POST MORE OF THIS
>itt people don't unnderstand how SAVE and LOAD work
This is an undertale thing I think
*You feel as though
What's your favourite reason for loving the flowe?
I'm not saying you have to go back to /v/ because it's 2016, I'm saying you have to go back to /v/ because you're a shitty /v/ memer.
If it was 2015, I'd still tell you to go back to /v/.
If it was 2017, I'd still tell you to go back to /v/.
If it was fucking 867, I'd still tell you to go back to /v/.
Goodnight /utg/ be nice to each other.
Everyone should stop what they are doing and post tea parties
I'm thinking of what to write for this degenerate smut while I'm working, without booze
It isn't supposed to end this way
tacitly why. motif why
I think it's just one guy who cares about her and white-knights when people insult her, it's not really her fault unless it's her samefagging.
Charanon and Doogle have been shit on more than Paladin, no-one obsessively came to their e-rescue from mean comments. I don't think she's come back though, probably never will (she didn't even fucking like the game very much) so hopefully he'll eventually stop bringing her up so he can get into get into fights with anyone who slanders her good name.
Just image they're drinking tea
>MY GOATDAD COULD KILL NAVY SEALS SAVE LOAD OMEGA FLOWEY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
That doesn't sound hot but I still got erect.
he is extremely cute and interesting and I like his attitude and everything about him really
The Green Bay Packers suck and Aaron Rodgers is a faggot.
It's not headcanon, its straight up told to you that Flowey can no longer reset or LOAD because Frisk jacked the ability from them when they fell into the underground. Only the being with the highest amount of DETERMANTION can do that.
/utg/ how do I fix my sleeping pattern. I have so much to do but when I get home I just sleep for a few hours, after which I'm barely awake enough to do anything, not even lurk this general.
And then I end up staying up till 4am and the whole thing just repeats itself
One nuke would be enough to wipe out their whole army Tbh
Okay, think of your favourite Undertale character.
Not only are they now your precious baby child, but you have also dropped them on the floor, head-first, and the child welfare man is knocking on the door! What will you do to get out of THIS sticky situation?
No i already watched my daily does of OLD MEN FIGHTING
I only bet on sporting events, I don't care bout them
I WANT TO PUT FLOWEY IN A MAID'S DRESS
As a Charaposter I banish you.
Two days ago I stayed up for 30 hours to fix my sleep schedule.
Then last night I tried going to bed at 2am and couldn't sleep till 5.
Try exercising? if you are sitting around not using any energy it's probably why you're tired. You don't have to do that /fit/ stuff, just get up and do something simple.
Yes, so if Frisk died falling in, Flowey would still have it. And then he'd try again, because corpses aren't so interesting, and eventually get lucky - and lose the ability to undo it, even when he realised the mistake.
That is a good reason to love the sonflower.
No. This is like the most common furry comic on 4chan snekanon
>Yes, so if Frisk died falling in, Flowey would still have it. And then he'd try again, because corpses aren't so interesting, and eventually get lucky - and lose the ability to undo it, even when he realised the mistake.
This never happens though, what are you even talking about?
Every time I've seen her she's been around at Australian hours. There might be people pretending to be her though, or the ones I've seen might have been just that.
Maybe she never really existed as anything more than a series of shitposts made by bored, different people?
Are you sure YOU aren't anything more than that, too?
She's the one that likes to call samefag on people, thinks she's being stalked over the internet. If you ever see anyone say some shit like "it's just one guy" or "it's that one guy again" or "i know who you are, stop internet-raping me, bigot shitlord", that's probably her. She's a real bitch. Don't give her any attention.
I propose that these new "-anon" names be discarded and anybody who refers to them colloquially be ignored as /v/ saboteurs false-flagging and looking to make this place even worse. It is clear by the posting patterns that this is 1-2 people putting up the persona of being multiple different anons attempting to force the "-anon" meme extremely hard.
Go take a bath complainingaboutHSG-anon
Can we not shitpost about Anons and get back to shitposting about undertale?
Yeah, but inevitable. People see some otherkin faggot soaking up attention and go "imma get me summa DAT" and the problem exponentially increases, until pretty much everyone is doing it and no one discusses the game anymore, just circlejerks. Just look at 5n@fg.
What is it about Undertale that feels so right? Something about it just sits so right with me. I wouldn't say it's the best, even one of, the best games of all time, but something about it just really clicks.
Usually I don't get involved in a game's fanshit, but I'm in this thread every day, and I keep trawling through YouTube for Undertale videos.
I've even looked at some fucking Tumblrs.
Is this what having autism feels like?
And another of them being sexe skeletons.
You know a threads headed down a bad path when people start talking more about the posters in it than about the source-material.
Can we try and tone the bullshit anon stuff down, guys? Or at least talk about content-creators or something, discussing what fanfic or art someones produced is better than dissecting their posting-style and wanking about their virtues or flaws when they're not even around.
I'm still around, and I've got a gift from my friend in my knapsack.
I WANT TO MAKE THE FLOWER CRY
Damn son. Asgore is just a lovable guy who made some fucked up decisions he can never take back. You're pretty good at putting that feeling to (virtual) paper.
You're god damn right I want the other one. Gimme gimme.
That's the spirit.
And you know how to solve the problem? DON'T REPLY. Any attention, even negative, just gives them more of a reason to keep going on. If you don't reply to them at all they drop the act after they realize they're not getting any (You)s. Derailing the thread to talk about how shitty it is doesn't help anything. It's piling more trash onto the garbage fire and then complaining it got too hot.
How would you envision the monsters if they were humans?
Please don't post that garbage Ask Humantale picture. Just share your own headcanons.
Not really no, DT-kun still lurks, i recall him responding to me maybe a few weeks back in a spoiled that he is still around but forgot how many runs he had. And im pretty sure musclefag was here around Christmas.
Catdick anon is still around as well.
I wish I knew, I've been obsessed with this game for months and I'm still not sure why. Everything about it is just so likable and it makes me want to see it fleshed out more and more even if it's through fan bullshit.
I feel like I portray Asgore well because I identify very strongly with him.
Here's the other one: http://pastebin.com/UmS7d9SK
It was kind of rushed but I hope you'll like it. It was also my first fic so there's that.
I think he needs a good cry after everything he's been through.
It's not liike I even want exciting new stories and plots and shit. I'm just content to read slice of life comics about the characters doing funny things and living happy lives in the human world after the true ending.
big white blond dude with a giant beard
Short Scottish woman (that one mom from harry potter, you know the one)
a short guy
a tall guy
A tall woman
a short fat white chick
>tfw retardedly excited to see Chara during Genocide
This blog's got me fucked 8 ways to Sunday
Don't we all, Anon?
Do you have something on your mind? Or am I being stupid and thinking too deeply about that comment?
Eh, I'm sticking with >>127810167. We know there was a legend about the mountain before Chara climbed it. We are at least very confident that Chara was the first human to fall into the Underground and survive. We are also given to believe that the original war was long, long ago - centuries at least. So Chara was just the first to survive. After the events following that, Flowey savescums to get more humans to survive so that he can become omnipotent.
Their regular selves with human skin tone who are either killed or turned bitter and jaded by various humans. Except for Papyrus, who becomes another Mr. Rogers and ushers in an era of peace and prosperity.
Keeping everything bottled up isn't good, Anon. I mean, tell me if you want, don't feel forced to if its super personal or anything.
>Does best with subtle approaches
Probably the cutest AU I've seen, beats Underswap for me
if only because it hasn't been abused as a bad excuse to draw more Sans porn
These fetishes are getting too weird for me, i need a drawfag who just draws tender shota love without all this mental breaking of the shotas themselves.
Good evening /utg/. Reposting some stuff for anyone who hasn't seen it.
Up to part 30 of AYEM:
I've also begun transferring some of my work to AO3 for easier reading:
How has your day treated you?
How the hell do you read it? Tumblr is a shit format and using the archive to go as far back as that blog goes brings me Part 2. And the next update is Part 5.
>go to bathroom
>not sure whether I had to shit or piss
>sit on toilet, stand up, attempt to piss, finally come to the conclusion that I did, in fact, go to the bathroom to shit, then sit down once more and take a shit
It sounds like you have way too much of an emotional investment in the characters, which is probably a sign of some kind of autism.
All I want in my life too right now is more slice of life comics about Undertales outside of the constraints of the game.
Heck, Sans hasn't even gotten to show up, yet.
Alphys is my favourite so I'm simultaneously happy to see that she got to show up so early and kind of disappointed that she got sidelined into minor character status, but that's what happens in all of these AUs so I'll just take what I can get
She would never go above the wants and desires of her darling children, Anon, how dare you?
Frisk and Asriel consented to this treatment because they love mommy so very much.
because it is
How does this artist justify 90% of the cast being niggers for no reason, why is toriel a nigger but asgore is white, yet they're both goats in game, makes no fuckin sense, why the fuck is mettaton a nigger if his face is white in game, if he was black wouldn't alphys have made him the same color, why the fuck is alphys a nigger with blond hair and blue eyes, those don't exist, why is toriel a muslim,sans looks like a nigress but has a goatee what is going on with that, if they're brothers why aren't they the same shade, why does half the cast have their nose start in the center of their foreheads, why is anything in this fucking picture the way that it is?
I want more art of characters in the role of the other characters. Not just switched with their opposite like Sans with Paps or Asgore with Toriel. I want to see things like Muffet switched with paps, Undyne with Toriel, etc.
Important poll please vote
aaaaaaaaaa motif :D welcome back for however temporary
I love the feels this Coda gave me, even if some of them were raw hate (for the bullies obviously).
Also you were right, writing lewd is exhausting. I mustered a some-ten-pages of friskriel and have barely been able to lewd-write since. But I can still put out cuddlefics atleast.
I love this! Thanks Charanon, you... I love you.
I've got this one and another toriel/papryus one similar to that one I posted.
I don't know if this pic is from the same au or not.
It's Imgur-based anyway. You read it from the first post and then work your way up. I know Tumblr's fucktarded, but it's majority of the UT fanbase
He's gonna get hit hard when King Sans shows up, I know it, but at least I can enjoy what it is at the moment. As long as the creator doesn't go full retard, I'll be satisfied
You're welcome Anon, thank you. I love you too
You can weave it however you want anon, its just not my thing. Guess im just too vanilla when it comes to shotagote love.
Why are you trying to make sense out of something that came out of the shitest corner of tumblr, wish is already kinda shitty.
Good for you! Glad you got through your block, Anon.
I also found some amazing babybones animation today for you guys. Hopefully it hasn't already been posted.
Goddammit depressed goatdad
I've been reading this since the beginning, so I haven't had this problem, but I see the archive is a bit messy.
Part 1: http://imgur.com/a/3ZcxV
Part 2: http://imgur.com/a/hh9gZ
Part 3: http://imgur.com/a/U1zt6
Part 4: http://imgur.com/a/vltXD
Part 5: http://imgur.com/a/d580M
Part 6: http://imgur.com/a/Yue8P
Part 7: http://imgur.com/a/yO0jK
Part 8: http://imgur.com/a/L3FDO
Part 9: http://imgur.com/a/aLfT7
Part 10: http://imgur.com/a/sXmvu
There you have it.
Can we not give this shitty vore comic any more attention? Pretty please /utg/?
From this post forward, just ignore it.
he's reverse furry
There is an AU like that, not Underswap (which started off cool but degenerated into an excuse to turn Sans into a shitty uguu~ moeblob or make bad Sans kiddy porn, occasionally Papyrus being less of a virgin).
I think it's called Switchtale or something, where the switch isn't the premise but it turned into that over time. Wish I knew the name because it actually has a cool concept and is harder to turn into lame fetishes like Underfell or Underswap.
I will shill this AU as much as I can for having the cutest Chara I'll ever see
>Making Sans into a boring 'totally nice guy who does EVIL THING, deep' cliche who barely shows up in-game and gets shit on hard when he does
>Making Asgore, whose only personality we really know of is being timid, nice and dedicated to his duty into an important and ever-present character like Sans
I wonder if it'd work without mutilating the characters too much, or whether it'd just end up being a body-swap. I'm assuming the latter since Sans looks miserable as shit and Asgore's making crap puns.
here's that other papyrus toriel pic
But honestly has anyone made an Asgore and Toriel Amagelate yet?
Did you forget? All Undertale characters are much more than they seem
Probably might have to do with keeping her ears warm. Still human, unlike Sans
Not all fanwork is perfect
my favorite visual AU (not that anon) is Outertale,but i have no idea if its sexualised
either way glitter and stars on everything looks good
A weak bishie frown like that isn't in-character for either Sans OR Asgore in that situation.
I could imagine his usual cheshire grin, with a furrowed brow and a nervous sweat on, but not whatever this is.
As far as I'm aware, not yet. It's still just an excuse for cool clothes, and it's hard to make porn for a concept that revolves around people staying dressed in fancy costumes.
I can't imagine Papyrus being Toriel without him insisting on accompanying Frisk through the underground as soon as they leave the ruins.
Or better yet, he dramatically wails about how heartbroken he is that they're leaving, and then follows them in 'secret', sporting a series of incredibly shitty disguises and personas to try and make them think he isn't.
PAPYRUS ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW! IT'S JUST AN ORDINARY SNOW POFF. YOU NEED NOT EXAMINE IT ANY CLOSER.
While not my favorite au the art is certainly beautiful.
you used the same pic as me at the exact same time, I had to change my image lol.
If you are loving the goat you might as well be loving it right and proper. Good night anon, im off to bed.
I might be able to finish two parts of AYEM tonight. I got about 3/4 done of part 31 before bed last night so if I finish that with time to spare, I'll start part 32 and might be able to finish it before bed.
Shit might go to hell in a hand basket tonight. If not tonight, tomorrow or Saturday.