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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
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this thread is a bit too early. you should probably
post-pone replying, anon.
I have a telephone conversation with a potential employer in about half an hour. I'm sitting here trying to review the stuff I learned about C++ back in 2014. It is my best programming language.
So far, everything seems straightforward. I'm just worried. After all, this is a real job and all my code in this language has been pathetically amateur.
Wish me luck.
if everything is a skeleton pun, then it wouldn't be as funny. don't mess with my humor unless you've got a
boneto pick with me, kid. otherwise you're gonna ___bite it.___
>go to new years party with a bunch of nerdy friends
>recommend undertale ironically while drunk
>they message me on steam later to say thanks for recommending such a good game
>not savoring the flavor and eating it over the course of several days
soul cuisine plebs get out
good morning, /utg/!
doing a repost for daycrew
Will chapter 7! http://pastebin.com/Z3Sn75tn
rest of my work here http://pastebin.com/u/frickanon
how are you guys this morning
tacitly broke me last night and im probably going to be writing lewd this weekend
Yeah, you should just accept him as a BONE-afied PUNk.
>Mettaton is neither monster nor human, made by Alphys, for the purpose of carrying a ghost.
Can you imagine an AU where he was the soul vessel and Flowey didn't exist?
Did anyone ever make a picture of Omega Mettaton?
Comfy times with toriel.
Wouldn't that be kind of painful on the soul, I mean yeah sure I'm not going to do anything with my life which is why I'm offering my soul, but at least make it quick and let me merge with you already. No manners nowadays.
blue raspberry-flavored peaches are my favorite.
you're quite the humerus one, aren't ya? he he he. why don't come and bonedoggle with me all day? sorry if that one sounds like a bit of a stretch, i'm a bit short on puns.
Now post the follow up where she eats frisk
Your favorite character sucks MY favorite character's dick!
extreme pain makes it tastier, much like meat
sorry senpai you're just gonna have to deal with it
In the Storyshift AU, we don't know what Mettaton and Napstablook are, but Flowey's dialogue comes off as something Mettaton would say at some point, so if you follow that then you might actually see an Omega Mettaton
I'll post lewds of him if you don't learn when to quit
Speaking of comfy...
planeanon here, just finished a long-due request from an anon here to make a comfy Tori fic.
Contains: cuddling, rain, paperwork and fluffy goatmom fur.
Circa 5000 words.
Critique and feedback is always welcome.
Papyrusgot human soul?
Sans would hate you for this.
It's ok, your jokes still pack a PUNch, but I've heard to some people it's more of a PUNishment listening to our jokes.
IF YOU WERE FORCED TO DRESS UP IN A FURSUIT LIKE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE GAME, WHO WOULD YOU DRESS LIKE AND WHY?
I'd dress like Toriel because I want people to treat me like a girl.
We won't learn how to quit, you'll have to TEACH us, give us a real SCHOOLING, teach us a real LESSON why don't ya?
I usually hug my pillow and pretends its edgegote and i aint ashamed of doing so
i can't stop you, but maybe burning the image limit might prevent you from being so cruel. why not just sit back and relax? we can go to grillby's and enjoy a burg or three. two for me.
perfect pun perception plus partial wordplay. whoops, was worried while thinking that thelped.
maybe i should stick to puns, partner.
Reposting important poll.
I don't really like him, but with all the cute pictures people draw of him I'm slowly learning to like him, slowly.
I still havent reached this level of autism yet
I want to
hugnidthe arachnidin a non-sexualway.
I do this too, except I've also tried full on smooching it, it didn't go so well, saliva everywhere. It's no fun trying to be a closet edgegote lover.
I've even humped it, except i put a second pillow between my legs.
I've suffered from depression 2 years and a half now. The struggle for keeping up is overwhelmingly hard to maintain, and all I want to do is lay in bed and do absolutely nothing more than having my eyes closed.
Has someone in here made it through this?
If you had to fuck a goat, which goat would you fuck and why?
WE NEED MORE GOATS (especially of the shota kind) IN CUTE DRESSES
If Muffet was real you'd be scared of her instead of masturbating to her like a fag.
if you throw enough money at an idea anything is possible
there's no helping people like you. you can never be happy, but at least enjoy the stay. he he he. hope i can at least tickle your funny bone if you wanna act so bad.
I accept your
individualtastes, but I am baffled. Very little people hate Paps, mostly Charaposters, but you're the first Sansfriend I've seen that does.
Can you try to describe how one can hate the favorite person of their fav? Do you think he weights him down or is a bad brother? Or you just don't relate them both strongly in your vision and you would just not want to see him?
As a closet edgegote fantasizer and lover I would choose the obvious option, or Asgore.
Screwing pillows while fantasizing about a character really makes you want to fug them
>You will never get high on souls with OF
No problem, m8
Here, have more spider
>"Frisk? that's not my snootle"
I hate chara posters, I hate Chara, I'm a sans poster if anything. I just hate the egotistical naive idiotic brother that sans has to cling on to for a reason to endure the timelines, he never talks about himself, he kind of reminds me of me. I suppose in his situation he has a reason to like him. He needs someone to idolise use to entertain and entertain and generally to help him get through life. All while wearing that smile. I wish all I could do is sleep. I suppose it's more jealousy towards not having someone like that in my life
It wont stop. holy shit so they're serious about this
Yeah. Antidepressants. Therapy. It's hard to start getting better, then it gets easier. Still very hard but then you're more up to challenge. Have a comfy. Wishing you good luck.
I guess you just like to troll us with this geno pic.
My friend made a qt Asriel plushie using socks.
That can't stop me fantasizing and dreaming about relaxing with OF as he drops me from his cactus paws threateningly, only to catch me at the last minute, reminding me I'm never safe and this relationship is just another plaything for him. But it's okay because he's a chill guy.
First the Jasonafex comic
which by the way already has a new pageand now this
Will you delete your saved Undertale related files once you move on from the game?
And don't even say you aren't going to move on, because you know you will someday.
>tfw no Grillby fight
>tfw no proper MTT NEO fight
>tfw no Genocide Papyrus fight
>tfw no Genocide Asgore fight
>tfw no Genocide OF fight
>tfw no BPants fight
>tfw no Gaster fight
>tfw no Annoying Dog fight
>tfw no Chara fight
>tfw no MTT date
>tfw no Muffet date
I deleted the game after playing it back in november though
Yes. I'm a Charafag but that's because I love all the characters. Teasing is just fun
Considering the way I live life, I'm just the type who really wants to impress my partner, the anomaly
>Genocide Papyrus, Asgore and OF
They wouldn't change at all unless it were Hard Mode. If anything they'd be easier
>No Grillby, NEO or MTT date
This is what we should be really complaining about
Thank you, really. I'm in therapy now, but I'm not having any antidepressants, it's kind of scary considering how my body's sensitiveness at touch went numb when this all started. Definitely not because of the pills, though.
They can't help but be a little frisky.
Speaking of partners, aren't they annoying, they show up to a timeline all like KNIFE to meet you, I'm going to be a real PAIN in your side. They DUST everybody off, then they try to put the world in STABle condition.
I just finished my fourth run. I did neutral, neutral, genocide, then finally pacifist. And boy, am I confused.
I still don't know where to separate Chara from the player. I know Frisk is just an empty shell who was never conscious for any of the game's events, but.. who's soul did I sell in the genocide run? It can't be Frisk's, because Frisk's soul is back in the genocide run. It can't be Chara's, because Chara can't sell her soul to herself. Is it mine? What effect does Chara having my soul have on the game?
Furthermore, Flowey's motivations, it seems, were to spend time with his best friend, Chara, forever. He wanted to kill me over and over again because I'm the only one he feels a connection with, as he stopped being able to sympathize with mortals a long time ago. Is that Chara's motivation too? The only thing pointing against that is Chara's claim that he wants to move onto other worlds, which is different from Flowey's claim that he wants to do this over again and kill Chara over again.
I felt really numb doing the pacifist ending because this is all the kind of stuff that would, under any circumstance, make me cry tears of joy. Here, though, it all felt fake. Chara is in control of this world and is gonna fuck more shit up, right?
Hey guys, who is your favorite character and what do you think their favorite
no, I still have an entire folder of epic /wtg/ maymays from when I used to play war thunder back in 2013 and 2014
But human omega flowey is much better, we could be equals, hating everybody and sharing a connected hate for life in general, things would be great.
You sold Frisk's. That's the closest you can get to selling your own, personal SOUL. And Chara doesn't do anything in the entire game until the very end of Pacifist because... I don't know. It's never explained, just implied what happens
Chara's like Toriel, she prefers moving on and not dealing with bullshit. Flowey's like Asgore, wants everything to be reset back to square one and to spend time with Chara forever
You'll have to interpret the rest on your own, you aren't gonna be getting a real answer
A friend of mine is
drawing twink fuccboi Asriel getting trained
stop posting this image I already think about the gote's tongue too much
I wouldn't mind being alone with omega flowey, we would probably get along fine, I hate myself and others, he seems like the kind of person who hates everything equally and would be fine with a new partner if they proved their intentions, plus, with souls, comes emotion.
Well aren't you the cutest little thing, partner! Why don't we work together for a better cause and have a little bit of fun? Adding to the numbers in this thread, posts and images going up. You enjoy that feeling too, don't you?
As a closet Asriel lover, I don't know how to feel when I see these pics and shiver. What's wrong with me?
>top voted is write-in
>no one posts it in thread
Yal are lame.
>chara not being evil
>asriel chara and frisk simultaneously existing
>chara wearing normal clothing
>not making a pun
you aren't a friend of mine.
Well, maybe you should give yourself a swap in perspective! There's fun to be had in situations you aren't aware of, new experiences you haven't seen before, adventures not yet known. You should move on from the old world, staying and moping will only make it hurt more.
Or are you too lazy?
its storyshift m8
paps takes care of the ruins while sans is the fucking king
chara and azzy run around snowdin, but chara does seem to teleport
alphys is under a bedsheet, toriel is captain of the royal guard and asgore is royal scientist
fishy could be a robot now, napstablook could be in frisks head and mettaton could be a flowey
oh and gaster could be anything
its the only decent au
You silly, no it's not! Chara's using Frisk's soul to play around in
When recreating the world, Chara allows you to play as if nothing even happened. Then steals the ending from you because she's still more powerful and your actions have consequences bringing her to power in the first place
Everything post-Genocide is the recreated world Chara made just for you after you destroyed the original
I can understand now. Though I will be an asshole and comment on two things:
>he never talks about himself
It's his choice.
Yeah, if Paps would have been different- more mature, more observant-, he would've asked. But it's still Sans's choice. And his responsibility.
>I just hate the egotistical naive idiotic brother that sans has to cling on to for a reason to endure the timelines
It's... also in a part Sans's choice. He keeps Paps sheltered.
Also... You can see from Geno Papyrus is a person who really cares. His nagging towards Sans is care, and Sans recognizes it as such. He is on a different intellectual/mental level than Sans and can't truly understand his struggles, but he sure loves him and wants him to be happy.
I think that's what they're getting at
>butterfly in stomach everytime i think and visualise him
>really fell in love with a virtual teenage male goat with tatoos
fuck my life up senpai
I cant believe I was writing this post for half hour, and that I forgot to add a cute picture.
Maybe I am blindly hating, though it'll be hard to try to like him, I didn't call him once on the phone, I just befriended him to get the ending, I also remember very little of his dialogue throughout the game, I'll probably watch a video with the calls in or....
realistically I'm not going to make an effort to look for his dialogue or character and start trying to not hate him so much without good reason I mean, you could post innocent pics to convince me. Maybe.
I didn't do great. He asked me a lot of stuff that I didn't know the answer to, which was frustrating. Kind of hard questions, though.
Ah well. As for C++ tips, I have a book called by Walter Savitch called Absolute C++ though everyone's online nowadays.
Post rare Underfell characters!
which means no skelebros, I guess
You open your door on February 14th and find this.
That's a strangely specific date. I'm assuming it's your birthday or something. If it was me I would probably invite him in, kindly tell him your early by a couple of weeks and proceed, to smooch the goat, if that's what his intentions where.
I've practiced it enough on my pillow, I'm man enough to admit
>strangely specific date
it's valentines day, anon.
Cant wait and read it thanks anon for sharing it.
Maybe I should post obnoxious lewds, so you hate him more and feel better about your decision!
"Hard mode" sequel that takes place in the "Undyne overthrows Toriel" timeline, where Papyrus turns the Ruins into a puzzle-infested labyrinth, Toriel is more determined to keep you from leaving, and the monsters in general are harder and more aggressive because they know what humans look like and the last human that showed up killed a bunch of them.
Ayy get it because where all low lives with no social skills or lives and have no self confidence and probably have fantasized about our favourite character and smooched a pillow.
>be nice to him and offer him a bed in your home
>spend weeks talking to him, getting closer to him
>eventually be his best friend
>prepare a nice and romantic surprise dinner
>with candles n shit
>flirt with him as he blushes
>get lost in his eyes all the dinner
>go in for a kiss
>shit going to get lewd and cute
rape him savagely as he cries for help
Undertale is already generic. Nothing's special about it. It's just upsold cause of its narrative hitting the right spots for a lot of young kids. It's not special gameplay wise at all.
I'm kind of glad those weren't actually lewds. I mean, I wouldn't want to get turned on by the character I'm hating, that would be like, really awkward.
people are going to post it in response aren't they?
Krita, it's free as in freedom and available for Windows as well.
>implying I don't pack my lunches every day
>implying you'd want to eat my lunches
Bullies are so dumb, but I guess that's why they're bullies.
sans is my favourite character but I hate papyrus.
this has to be the easiest strawpoll I have taken in my life.
Anyone who tries to kill sans, w
Papyrus life coaching Alphys
Just hand over your money, nerds
Any tutorial without objectively wrong facts is good. If that doesn't work for you there's about 16 billion specific tutorials for every program on youtube that'll walk you through anything you want to know
If Asriel is in Snowdin then
who the fuck is Flowey
Pretty sure sans would beg you to kill him instead of paps.
No thanks, I need the money so I can buy you an anger management class.
We don't know for sure yet. But most people are speculating MTT is Flowey in that AU.
Nerds it is, then.
OK, have a really nasty lewd
I'm not so sure about this
you screenshoted my post? It seems we have a history together!
Voted for Papyrus because sans is already a miserable fuck, and Papyrus' life after sans' death would be even worse than sans' current life or the one after Papyrus is dead. I mean, who would look after him? Undyne? Would he be homeless? How badly would sans' death effect him?
I never really was a person that picked on others
however If someone started a conflict I always would answer with a fight and it would always end with someone pretending that they didn't start the fight so I constantly got sent to the principal for something that wasn't my fault
eventually, I stopped replying back to agressive words/actions
I grew up playing final fantasy and pokemon games so you get the idea of what happened after I completed undertale
I was really amused by the fact that I could just spare everyone
but then flowey appeared once again and I REALLY wanted to finish him but I didn't want to dissapoint Toriel
I also never really liked how my parents treated me so every time I get to know a motherly NPC I really get attached to it
I don't really papyrus but wish I had someone like that in my life, especially as a life coach.
reposting comfy sansgore that i wrote yesterday
That's a bit contradictory, don't you think?
That is a good question. Paps is more or less functional, but very sheltered. Taking away his closest person could be very hard for him.
But when he lives Underground, I bet monsters would at least be nice to him, knowing his situation!
It wouldn't be like when Frisk once visited their house on the surface, behaved very weird and killed his brother!
It wouldn't be like when all monsters he knew were murdered and he was left alone in the human world!
Yeah, I'm the only person who hates Papyrus and voices it it seems. But I'm getting less hateful, also that's probably the cutest I've seen yet and I'm probably going to lay in my bed and wish I was being hugged by papyrus later.
He's not as high on my list as most either, but he would be the perfect kind of person for that
Why isn't there a version of this with Alphys yet? She is perfect for it.
I don't think visual novels are really worth it
they are always trying to pull you into a relationship that they don't even know if you would like to
These kinds of games have a strict purpose:
to serve the lives of people who are just lonely and enjoy the company of characters that don't even have a personality
soulless sameface moeblobs
Because it was made with Papyrus in mind.
Do not bully the lizard.
Does anyone have this pic but with Papyrus in the helmet?
Gives a good EXP, but not enough to be worth chasing.
Maybe you'd save him for last he'd stop being so boring and give you a decent fight.
The thing is that you can wear a mask that you have never worn before. Not to actually like characters, but to try different feelings in the face of a different person (yeah, i know it is a japanese scholer most of the time, but you get the point).
Usually they end up with it, though.
I played this VN called Swan Song. Tore my fucking heart out and I can't even bring myself to replay for the 'good' ending.
It still had romance and shit, even though that wasn't really necessary.
Honestly, I just lay in my bed awake for hours after I finished that.
I didn't have internet either so I just had to stew on it.
Umm... its not my first language, but I can try...!
Panel 1: "My Child I want to get 'Frisky' with you tonight." Panel 3: "Eeehhyyy!" Panel 4: "Hohoho ho" "Haha haha" Panel 5: "But seriously... I want three incher in my meat vortex right now!"
Lolno. That's, like, just an advice, man.
Do you think this is a motherfucking game?
Reminder that The Dude makes a better Asgore
Post Frisk hanging out with their cool monster friends
Careful there, Anon, you're admitting to fantasizing about skeletons in bed. Things could turn distasteful.
>Do not bothering Alphys!
>That was just a joking!
Hory shit man
It wasn't me. I only post lewds to help you feel better about yourself.
He's pretty damn cute during his date.
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