Marathons:
>Botswana announcer
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
>>127745251
First for Lester
More like Radioactive_FAT
LOL!
>>127745420
BTFO
FOUR CAPITAL LETTERS
RADIOACTIVE_RAT A CUTE!
it's like lester decided to speedrun his own game
No joke, this game looks funny and entertaining as fuck.
>>127745456
the cutest
dont go to her twitter its disgusting
>>127745491
This game reminds me a lot of the Oddworld games
does she talk?
>>127745491
i legitimately thought this was a picture of geoff showing off a new hair color
i can't be the only one who sees this
>>127745501
Her cats are qt :3
lmao, already found nudes of the current runner
>that fucking donation
hitherto unplumbed depths of autism
Did someone really just donate asking Rat to say she loves him
>>127745501
Why do black guys get the best white girls bros?
>>127745620
cat
>>127745462
i think it's intentional cosplay
She seems to have the mechanics down. Shame its a retarded game.
>select all cookies
>shoutout to every cat in the world
now this is my kinda donation
>>127745491
>de kingdom hearts audience
>offering 50 dollars for the landwhale to say i love you
>getting turned down
Holy shit that must sting.
>>127745598
She's obviously very focused on her intense high-octane speedgame
>>127745642
>>127745420
she seems to have big boobies, Id do her
>>127745598
I dont think she has spoken yet
>>127745668
>fat people
>best
>>127745642
>>127745683
Shiro is based desu senpai
>>127745692
So outdated, Anon.
>playing a game with zero tech or history that you're only the best at because nobody else plays them
anyone can qualify for a GDQ these days huh
>>127745670
I want to cum on those paws
>>127745420
LMAO! I know. Fat people are so disgusting! How do they even work up the willpower to appear on camera?
>>127745736
She's extremely nervous
golem got ye gone
>>127745668
>short
check
>fat
check
>grill
check
>east coast
Nope
;_;
which runner will have their fetish exposed this thread?
Hey guys, want to get a dick shoved straight into your minds?she is dressed as lester
>mfw lester got more action than most of you
>getting kissed fixes your posture and gives you confidence
this shit is beginning to hit too close to home
>>127745831
They all are
>>127745862
Nig Jon Round 2!
>>127745874
I can assure you this is not the case
>>127745668
fucking disgusting. both of them. lose weight. fucking ugly fatties.
>>127745831
thats kind of cute desu....
>>127745827
I know you're just joking, but please don't make fatphobic comments like that.
>>127745869
are you sayinglester dressed her?
It's cute when girls don't want to talk.
It's fucking pathetic if men don't.
>I love each and every one of you
>>127745874
>implying that postures is "fixed"
he still looks incredibly awkward and what little you see of his walk animation is still a crock of shit
Brehs....
watching people play games is literally the same thing as cucking
this game is terrible
>>127745925
Hey guys, just wanted to say I'm glad to see a girl gamer on the stream :-)
Also kill the animals and cancer too!
HYPE!
>>127745986
Kill yourself.
>>127745962
I don't understand what is wrong with her fucking eyes
I've seen girls dye their hair for attention, get piercings, get tattoos, but this is just fucking stupid
why is this stupid bitch refusing to speak
>>127745251
This run is comfy.
>>127746000
greetings from germany
>>127745986
The commentating is killing the appeal, after Lagoon this is just dull.
>>127746013
stop posting from the couch
All her fucking Tweets are about food.
She for yourself https://twitter.com/Radioactive_Rat/media
holy shit we got some 300 pounders off the port bow Captain
Well I don't mind sending a run in for sgdq now, this girl makes me not want to be her. Not many people run my game so its best for me to work on what to say and not be a total loser. It will be snug I promise anon
Anyone have that image of past speedrun events when they werent corrupted by corporatism?
>wonders about stalagmites/stalactites
>crowd tells him what's up
>erroneously uses lava instead of magma
>silence
Shit gets my goat.
>>127746083
Also wanted to give a special shoutout to the French restream
>>127746105
am I somehow supposed to be surprised by this
>>127746095
Kill yourself.
Lel he said cheetah and someone corrected him saying it is a leopard, being that it is tropical.
B A S E D
>>127746117
Once I find out about what game you're running I'm going to make fun of you relentlessly.
>she'll probably suicide
big loss there
>>127746064
At least she's cosplaying someone who fits her body type.
>>127746064
Because talking while moving her thumbs would cause her to be winded and wheezing.
Reminder to the /v/ermin, if you're not level 10 or 11 you don't belong here.
>>127746105
I want to hand feed her and rub her tummy
>>127746182
>>127746138
nerds ww@
how did this game get accepted
why do people even run this?
>>127746271
Kill yourself.
I would love to understand what the story of this game is supposed to be
>so you're some lazy dude who's on an island, then you run to a volcano, and when you climb out of it you go to the beach and run into a pirate ship and start killing a bunch of pirates
>>127746240
what the fuck
>>127746240
You would lose a finger, senpai
>>127746271
it's called the awful games block for a reason
RESET
Any good drama going on this gdq?
>>127746315
this game was probably too real for all the other nerdy fucks to enjoy
>>127746230
>tfw autistic enough to be here
>time
>fucked up
>>127746315
Those pirates should be ashamed, getting killed by this fucking nerd one after the other like that.
>she missed
>precise precision
Is the guy gonna get banned for talking about su*cide?
>missed
sensible chuckle
>>127746336
Why are you screencapping your own posts?
>>127746013
>>127746161
>>127746293
THIS. GAME. FUCKING. SUCKS.
FAGGOT
SHIT
>>127746336
>Muh precious womxn.
>>127746195
Eh, I'll be dreaming about that each night till the day comes
Its a ps1 game and thats all I'll say
>>127746412
its a pain to C+P the links, figured i'd include a SS
Is she mute?
>>127746413
>Awful games block
>>127746413
Kill yourself.
my god get this faggot off the couch already
>>127746230
Fugg I can't believe I gave up all my frog points :(
>>127746470
>>127746461
>de hippie spacing
If you can't commentate during your own run you shouldn't be eligible for a spot in a GDQ
>>127746336
>Insufferable brat
>>127746463
came here to ask this, why doesnt she say anything?
>>127746315
Dude is on a dock or something next to a cargo, starts reading a comic book, falls asleep and then he ends up getting loaded onto it and it gets hijacked by pirates
So he has to survive somehow i guess
I think the guy shutdown one of the jokes she was trying to make, and she basically feels bad now.
Is this another case of Cosmo v. Mirrored?
>tfw followed Radioactive_rat
>>127746336
This bitch is cancer incarnate
>>127746487
Without him the run would've been mind numbingly boring, at least he made it bearable.
I guess she doesn't talk
I kind of feel bad for the dude on the couch, he has to carry her
Conversation. Carry her conversation
strider
Who was the cutie on the couch?
>>127746530
Throat cancer. Shit's real terrible as far as cancers go.
>Christopher Poole who passed away from cancer in 2015
holy shit kek
>>127746549
im gonna tweet at her saying im gonna rape her.
That will show em.
RIP CHRISTOPHER POOLE
>passed away friend Christopher Poole
God damn it.
>Christopher Poole
>died of cancer
top kek
You didn't beat cancer.
The doctors administering your treatment and the nurses that took care of you beat your cancer.
You were just hosting the fight.
>>127746521
>missing the whole point of the couch
rip moot
>my loving friend Christopher Poole
>>127746354
the games should be awful and the run should be entertaining
like captain novolin or lawnmower man are terrible games, but are actually funny to watch because they aren't 'hold right and jump sometmes'
>rip christopher poole
>>127746582
The biggest slut at AGDQ
She will fuck you even if you just smile at her, she's sucked dry every cock in that room.
>another moot donation
>CHRISTOPHER POOLE
my fucking sides
>my friend Christopher Poole
You fuckin guys
>Christopher Poole
Holy fucking shit
>In loving memory of my friend Christopher Poole, who passed away from cancer in 2015
>>127746556
She was talking earlier in the run, but I feel like this caused her to lose her motivation.
Weak willed women?
>>127746542
>another Christopher Poole donation
RIP MOOT
4chan died like 5 years ago though
>Christopher Poole
>>127746336
>go to her twitter
>all these legs pics
>becomes a cuck
>>127746647
how do you know?
FUCK I MISSED THE MOOT DONATION
D:
Fuck.
I just realized that moot day is in two weeks.
>christopher poole
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>127746627
>>127746626
>>127746624
>>127746612
>>127746642
>>127746643
>>127746646
>>127746653
>>127746658
>>127746659
>>127746662
>>127746667
>>127746674
>>127746698
This stream somehow got interesting again. Top kek to the anon who did it.
>>127746549
You missed the best part.
>>127746605
wait is that actually true? i just checked out the twitter and it's clearly some tranny, had me fooled desu but it's not fair when he's wearing glasses that cover his entire face
https://twitter.com/Radioactive_Rat
>>127746639
The point of the couch is to give people you can talk to while running and to carry conversations easier for better commentary
It's not so one autist can play a game while some people on the couch mumble
Faggot
>>127746647
>nice.jpg
>>127746775
Anyone got a timestamp of that on the VOD?
>>127746775
there was already a christopher poole donaton earlier in the marathon, but the reader caught it and said "ugh, really?"
>>127746785
this is a man right
>>127746230
Im not even sure where I am on that staircase. I've never kissed a woman, yet have groped naked breasts...
>>127746828
Very close after the end of the last run.
>>127746798
Team PLC or the Collective boys are good examples of why the couch is there.
Some good ol bants.
>>127746826
what does this even have to do with speedrunning? can't you discuss this on /v/?
Just watched the Mario Maker run's, were they the best part of AGDQ? Should the just go home now, nothing will top it, maybe Mirror's Edge though, that shit's dope.
>>127746901
he posted a frog online
the people must know
>>127746828
Someone gonna oddshot it np bro
anyone get an oddshot of the moot donation?
>>127746826
>undertale
>>127746945
Yeah it was pretty entertaining how difficult the levels are.
>dragondarch
>>127746826
>Being "challenged" by being "confronted" with opposing views
>Blocking them like a scared, little bambi to continue living happily in your small, comfortable hugbox
Why am I not surprised.
>>127746785
>>127746826
>>127746884
Why are underage /v/edditors trying to ruin this thread?
>>127746884
she does basically post nudes on twitter though.
>>127746884
[ ] not triggered
[x] triggered
[x] triggaroni and cheese
[x] four score and seven triggers ago
[x] shiver me triggers
>>127746647
Who, skybilz?
>>127746945
It was like a breath of fresh air amongst the games that people aren't interested in, never heard of, or is overdone.
>>127747069
[x] trigger stole my bike
[x] dead trigger storage
[x] mah trigga
>>127746785
https://twitter.com/Jillgamesh/status/675747691662454784
LOL.
>>127747014
There's literally nothing wrong with showcasing that blatant retardation, a humanoid that doesnt belong to either gender group is the first to call something sexist. A comment that had nothing to do with gender/sex in the first place might i add
>>127747141
>>127747014
its still too early for bedtime.
>>127747141
That's a man, baby
http://store.steampowered.com/app/377840
>Seven game boosters including high speed and no encounter modes.
So, these will likely include god mode and instant trance like FF7 PS4, on top of the no encounter and speedup features.
They are built into the game, they are not external cheating. How will the JRPG community react? Are they going to run these "enhanced ports" using all these features?
this kid is on fire!
>>127747141
She posted a screenshot of her mom inviting her to go to a movie with her. She was bitching about it. Your mom is just trying to be nice you fucking cunt.
>>127747141
its a dude right?
>>127747206
https://twitter.com/Jillgamesh/status/660926532211179520
>>127747018
All trans women do that for some reason. Maybe they think that's what cis women do? I'm completely fine with it because I'm bi and am cool with seeing anybody who isn't hideously ugly's body. :^)
>>127747239
see >>127747260ITS A PENIS
>/v/ manages to turn another completely offtopic thread into crying about women and sexism
Jesus fucking christ, will you kids EVER get a girlfriend?
Why's he so cute bros? :3
>>127747260
love me some GDQ serg mm mm yes please
>>127747226
No encounters mode could potentially give interesting low level runs, if that means you outright don't get levels normally.
>>127747260
What the fuck? Why would you put that online?
>>127747309
>wanting a girlfriend
>>127747260
>>127747316
>YSG only eats cheese
YSG is a god.
>>127747309
no because all the girls i meet on the internet are actually guys
Ever notice how camwhore streamers always attach themselves to some type of animal?
>>127747260
who is this dumb bitch
>>127747260
>>127747316
>you will never marry a qt with blueglass's exact personality
>>127747382
You mean just like the guy streaming right now?
>>127747141
>>127747309
>/srg/ manages to turn yet another thread into twitter hunting nerds and gossip
>>127747309
why would i have a girlfriend when I'm straight and I have a boyfriend already. :3c
>>127747260
W H Y are there so many trannies in speedrunning?
H
Y
>>127747260
The worst part is the comments.
>i love these undies and the person in them ;D
>why am i sweating
>so hot
https://twitter.com/smallest_bun
https://twitter.com/smallest_bun
https://twitter.com/smallest_bun
>>127747451
mental illness is prone to both
>>127747449
J-just what are you implying, bro?
>>127747449
hoo boy spotted me a crabbe yes i did
>>127747465
Literally what. Why do these people exist? The people replying to the picture.
>>127747515
Liberalism is a mental illness
>>127747451
Because 17% of the population is transexual. They're just underrepresented outside among the normies because they can't fit in. When you stay on the internet, you can see all of them, though.
>>127747480
ABSOLUTELY UNFORGIVABLE
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>127747480
>abdl
>bsdm
i...dont want to live in this world
How is this game any worse than an NES Castlevania? It seems less clunky and more fun
>>127747515
DUDE GIVE ME FREE SHIT LMAO
But does this person even speedrun? Why are we talking about it?
>>127747480
Tweets are protected. Have they always been protected? :\
>>127747582
What kinda runner you want?
>>127747608
dunno
just following the shitpost wave yknow
>>127747515
I'm about to drop a bombshell on you anons. You'll never guess this about her...She takes anti-depressants.
>>127747582
Is there a person in the speedrunning community that's completely normal?
>>127747523
a disgusting woman has infiltrated your cozy /srg/.
>>127747657
Never would have guessed desu
>>127747480
>Fluffinatrix
>BDSM
>ABDL
>picture of a collar and pacifier
nooooooooooooo
>>127747547
These people are embarrassments to liberals, too.
>>127747260
literally who is this
any wrs yet
>>127747449
>>127747664
Why are bearposters always the lowest form of faggots?
DS man must have ADD
>>127747664
h-hi~~
>>127747582
JESUS CHRIST. ARE THERE ANY FUCKING SPEEDRUNNERS WHO AREN'T FURRIES OR TRANNIES? FUCK. AT LEAST ONE OF THEM SHOULD BE NORMAL. THAT'S JUST FUCKING STATISTICS.
>>127747657
>her
>she
>>127747664
But you're in /v/.
Guys, what's ABDL stand for? I know a lot of acronyms, but not that one
>the fat guy is still playing
>>127747664
But were you born a woman, or are you MtF?
>>127747582
>80s music
ill give him a pass on being a furry but NOT on the vegetarianism
>im just gonna run a quick ad
>>127747752
The ones who aren't are typically kicked out of the community for not being accepting of the ones who are.
Like naeglaria.
>>127747775
Adult baby diaper lover
>>127747775
its what sig is
>>127747775
I just looked it up and wished I hadn't.
>Adult Baby Diaper Lover
>>127747741
bears are the absolute worst creatures in the world
How many dicks will she suck tonight to be honest?
>>127747758
I hope to god some anons are flaming the fuck out of her right now.
>>127747726
If a normal person were to get into it, will it ruin them or will they become a god of the community?
>>127747775
Adult baby something?
based ds dad
>>127747883
what do you think he's playing?
>>127747664
>>127747854
A normal person isn't "normal" to this community, they will immediately not fit in and will get no help at getting exposure, because they wont be progressive.
>>127747854
don't try normie, before you know it you have other things to do because of your normie nature, speedrunning is for autists and autists only.
>>127747825
You take that back you faggot, Naeg is a god.
>that inside man laugh
Omfg that guy laughing in the corner
>>127747854
a "normal" person can't get into speedrunning
and especially not make it to agdq
>>127747741
Well I'm not on my desktop right now so I'm just using one of my random response image folders, it just happened to be bears/pandas.
>>127747749
Hello cute anon.
>>127747761
shit i better leave then.
>>127747796
Born a woman, and happy to be a woman. Thinking of speedrunning at some point, too.
>>127747838
Sig is into this diaper shit too?
>>127747825
Naeglaria was kicked out? When/for what? I don't keep up to date with my speedrunning drama.
>>127747826
>>127747841
Does that mean it shits/pisses itself and wants other people to find it hot, or it finds other people doing it hot?
>>127747924
he looks focused
probably brain age desu
>2008
wait wht
I like how setups take longer than actual runs now.
When is GDQ going to have an actual tech crew that knows what the fuck they're doing?
>>127748010
She finds it hot to shit/piss herself.
>>127748026
but anon, you hold it sideways for that
>>127748003
He is very critical of how AGDQ runs things. just check his twitter. I havent, but I guarantee he has been nothing but shitting on agdq for the last couple days. Also he cusses and says rudeboy shit all the time.
>>127747924
senran
>>127748010
Yes and yes. The vast, overwhelming majority of them are insufferable shitmongering fagmasters.
>>127748003
>Sig is into this diaper shit too?
ill spoonfeed you, you little babyit's a meme
>>127748010
No idea. I'm not touching that shit with a ten foot pole even just to find out more about it
>current streamer looks like he isn't an autist. can anyone confirm?
>>127747659
Trihex seems normal.
>>127748081
What do they have now?
Guy running now seems like a bro.
>>127748129
Trihex is not normal.
https://twitter.com/Radioactive_Rat/status/685007519966703616
>>127748129
That's the only person I can think of too.
He's a cool dude, but there has to be something wrong with him. Otherwise how could he be a speedrunner?
>>127748129
>shills hentai
>pays a 16 year old girl $700 for emotes
>into that /fit/ not gay, just 'mirin' scene
>normal
lmao
>>127748083
>he cares about that senpai
>>127747924
Toushin Toshi, Senran Kagura, or Seisou no Amazones for sure.
>>127747936
But I'm at least an8on this scale >>127746230, so not autistic just a loser.
>>127747979
Is it like a suck-the-manager's-cock deal except you have to be a drain on society instead to qualify?
>2:34:25
In the latest vod, please someone screen cap this
>>127748129
Trihex is fellating dudes in the closet.
>>127748129
yep fakku hentai shills are totally normal
this is the guy who dates and (i think) lives with skybilz, by the way
>>127748179
his fucking reply had me in tears
>>127748179
ABSOLUTE
M
A
D
M
A
N
>>127748179
Dat say it
>>127748259
what is it?
>>127748105
It should speak volumes about the community that I could 100% believe that he would be into that shit.
>>127748129
Trihex is one of the few I'd hang out with, but the motherfucker is definitely not normal.
>>127748179
Well now Polygon will do an article tomorrow titled "Woman playing video games at charity event gets harassed with death treats from white male"
>>127748245
giving a 17 year old girl >$2000 for emotes + travel to an event isnt normal
neither is being as much of a mental headcase as he was about speedrunning
This game seems like something I would have made in Flash at age 12
>>127748179
Hats is the hero we deserve.
/v/ pls
>>127748327
>death treats
>>127748307
A guy laughing like a maniac than going back to stoneface
>>127748175
>>127748245
>>127748282
>>127748286
I said SEEMS.
>>127748105
>it's a meme
c'mon sig no need to be ashamed about it
what an awful game
>you win!
>>127748456
That is pretty good.
"There's an armadillo here at the end, and time."
This fucking run was more entertaining than most the marathon.
>>127748449
stop posting anytime
I'm as old as two of your dads put together and R&B was my childhood.
Why do they let normalfags "speedrun" joke games?
It's insulting to the dedicated runners who get denied.
>>127748497
Did they stick it to the big bankin jews, or are they zog shills?
The story wasn't clear.
>>127748449
You can stop posting your epic memeing now
>>127748529
was it like a cartoon or something?
>>127748449
Stop this.
>>127748529Dudley do right was better desu...
>>127748449
you can really stop the sweet memes :^)
That game was both drawn and coded in MSPaint.
>>127748564
He's only holding one dollar, so it's shill ending.
>>127748539
Why do they let people speed run easy but popular games like final fantasy?
>>127748497
>>127748529
time to shoop jewyama on that
who is the qt in the green
>>127748497
>>127748529
someone post an edit of bullwinkle's face with a "why live" caption
BETA ORBITERS
>>127748446
get your eyes checked
>>127748641
Michael 'Siglemic' Sigler
Can I get a spot at AGDQ if I start speedrunning some shitty joke game from the 80s that nobody else runs?
srgmarathon hosting is down, so I'll ask you
Best runs
Best meme runs
Absolutely disgusting runs
that happened in last 24h. What are they?
>>127748665
CHUBBY IS GONNA GIT SUM
>>127748665
OPTION
LEVEL THREE
if you could do one thing during setup, what would it be?
Qt near projector giving the pig nose
>she knows
>>127748641
scratch that, that blonde in the baby blue hoodie good lawdddddd
wait, do you get auto banned for trying to memearrow in chat? Or did someone ban my comment that fast.
Or are Fat or Girl banned words.
>>127748449
cant believe you thought people would have a laugh at this
goes to show how little social awareness some autists in here are
>>127748578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghMGb1wSouU
>>127748754
Remove the trannies.
>>127748721
best: sonic lost worlds
>>127748719
Aahahahahahah
Not all heroes wear capes.
>>127748813
it ran down the back of my leg :(
What's Cee Lo Green running
>>127748863
*forgets*
>>127748783
dear god yes plz
>>127748631
>>127748084
Naeglaria is kind of an asshole, though he's not exactly wrong about stuff either. But I havent heard anything about him being banned from GDQs, really hope that's false.
>>127747659
Feasel
>>127748901
At least you were in the shower and could wash it down the drain.
Does your diet consist of coffee and hot pockets lol
this beard guy is alright
>>127748848
I was able to enhance the image enough to see the top of his cartridge's logo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6RHVm7LZw
>>127748956
He's not wrong with being critical, but he too suffers from a mild case of the autisms.
>>127747659
Clint? maybe? he's pretty weird but pretty normal
>>127747659
That guy who ran Strider 2 a few days ago seemed pretty cool.
>>127749045
Clint is like 17, though, right? He has plenty of time to get corrupted
>>127748948
I love you
>>127749075
based
just looked at the screen, this guy is iceplug, what the fuck.
>>127747659
Caleb Hart
>>127748719
it's a good place to shit yourself tho
like if i had to pick a place where i would shit myself shower would be near the top of the list
>>127748998
ive been eating tortilla chips w/ habanero hummus, cold hotdogs, and candy canes for the last two days. only drinking water too
>>127749128
Go to bed, Caleb.
Why ain't this nigga talking
>>127749128
Caleb is a roided out meathead with a dick the size of an infant's pinky, that's not normal senpai.
>>127749075
Been waiting for somebody to make a .gif or .webm of this moment
what hentai should i fap to real quick?
SourPls
>>127749105
nah i think he's 21, somewhere in the very early 20s range
>>127747659
OurWhiteGoose
the difference commentary makes
>>127749127
Iceplug is darker and twice as small, where is he anyway?
>>127749227
Oni Chi Chi
>>127749226
>cucked
>>127749227mindbreak impreg
>ooh
>dead silence
>>127749227
blacked.com , what else?
>>127749227
http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/
>>127747659
chibi
Where is Mike Uyama?
>>127748129
black
>>127749240
narcissistic personality disorder
I've noticed that everyone here complains a whole damn lot but doesn't actually do anything about it.
>>127749227
idk hentai, but something with kawaii catgirls, desu
>>127749127
He's Iceplug's evil twin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uigkD-ylT78
>>127749034
Oh, he has every right to be critical. I respect him, he's just still a bit of an asshole, and could phrase his criticisms better, so they'd have a wider audience, which is needed. That said I overall actually like the guy well enough. NASA will hopefully go well, and I might even go next year if Im feeling up to it, and have the money to make it.
>>127749227
You know what you should fap to.
>>127749395
You can say that about anybody anywhere
>>127749367
not who you're replying to but good taste my friend
guess the mumble crew finally started smoking weed huh
>>127749383
Rolling around in his jew pit filled with his jew money.
>>127749226
go to bed already
>>127749395
What do you expect people to do about it?
>>127749227
[Ame to Toge] Jugyousankan | Parent's Day (Comic LO 2015-07) [English] {5 a.m.}
the ending is inspirational tbqh
Infinitemystery seems based.
>>127749558
He is. I met him at SGDQ '15. Bro-tier as hell.
>>127749367
This presses a lot of the right buttons anon, thanks.
>>127749558
>shows up
>speedruns
>leaves
Absolutely Based
>>127749558
word
Is it prime time in burgerland?
>>127749227
I just fapped to this one
http://exhentai.org/g/886588/8a26b014b4/
>>127749590
What's he like? You guys talk?
>>127747730
ANY
WRS
YET
>>127749634
>male: yaoimales only shotacon incest brother anal
bro...
>>127749075
Literally mark hamill from 3 years ago
>>127749712
>no crossdressing
pretty gay honestly
>>127749712
throw in traps and you have the entire speedrun community
To the fucking ginger on stream right now: DON'T FUCKING WEAR HIGH CUT SOCKS WITH SHORTS.
>>127749651
Really friendly, nice guy, knowledgeable about not only what he runs, but a wide variety of games, one of the few people to actually recognize me by name, and remembered what I ran, and I'm not a well known runner at all.
>>127747984
DO you love red pandas a lot? Are they your favourite animals?
>slept for 14hrs
>definitely neet
work tomorro tho XD
These games don't seem that shitty
>Wisdom Tree game
TYBG
>>127749850
The graphics are fucking awful
>>127749850
Current one definitely isn't bad. It's teaching you about mah nigga jesus.
You truly are the king of kings
>pykn the only boi putting up the ok sign in the group photo
all serg at agdq16 are false based
>>127747659
dram ya fukin cakeboi
>>127749812
I think they're pretty cute. Why you asking?
>kill myself
TRIGGERED
>kill myself
welp nice knowing ya
>kill myself
>kill myself
>I guess I'll go with killing myself
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>>127747659
Blechy
>>127749990
Because he wants your puss.
Has there been any drama or exciting runs this GDQ? I haven't been able to watch most of it.
>>127750010
>>127750034
>>127750035
4chan 2016 is so damn lame
>>127747659
P E A C H E S
>>127749990
Cuz i knew someone and their favorite animal were red pandas so i thought you are them maybe. She also had a large folder of them too
Holy fuck guys im really scared right now, like freaking out.
My house is all dark and i keep hearing thumping noises, i went to the kitchen to get a snack and had the feeling something was behind me the whole time. I heard a sound really suddenly and saw my indoor plant moving back and forth like something had brushed past it.
I ran to my room and slammed the door. I dont know what to do.
Wait a second, wait a second.
AYOO
>>127750093
I'm gay.
>>127750056
Blechy is an actual legitimate midget. We love him, but I wouldn't call him normal.
>>127750107
*smacks lips*
>>127750072
Hotline Miami run
newbabs OUT
>>127750107
Thats clearly an Arab or Turk
>>127746031
lol because only men dye their hair, get piercings and tattoos for real, women get them for attention
>christians don't poop
>inb4 banned from all future GDQs
>>127750107
HOL UP
>>127750201
He could have said.
"I'm going to massacre all white Christians and males in this room and then kill myself"
And they would have been fine with it.
$5 dollars y'all
>>127750278
and we would see the whole thing live
>>127750104
You know anything else about her?
>>127750106
Ever heard about lost time?
>>127750292
i laughed in my mind to be honest
no really how many of you are not spamming memes right now?
$5$5 dollars$5 dollar foot longANY ANY ANY
>>127750325
Yes, we were friends for like 2 years almost. Shes from europe, a bit western country and was pretty cute and nice and friendly.. Why do you wanna know anon?
>>127750358
not me desu senpai
>>127750362
No subway references please. AGDQ is a child-friendly event.
>>127750395
Just wondering if I was the same person. I'm not though, since I'm from America.
>>127748956
you mean the guy that complains about categories in games he doesn't play are arbitrary when the only rta category he runs is 'ng+ lets not even play the game but instead do the boss arena'
>>127750418
Ebin
guys this awful has been raelly boring and disappointing, what do i do?
>>127750465
But the categories ARE arbitrary
>>127750515
kill urself
>>127750418
>tfw I found three years' worth of Subway giftcards in my desk right after Jared was locked up
>went to Subway every day for two weeks
incoming $5.02 fag donation...
>>127750362
>>127750418
>>127750568
I was just thinking about how I'm not surprised that Jared dude fucked kids, because Subway is some serious pedophilia-core food. I can't think of a better way to describe it, outside of maybe some form of existential torture wherein you are given food so mediocre and bland it causes you to lose all hope in ever feeling anything again.
>>127750593
If I had money I'd donate $4.99
>>127750568
Might as well call you a full fledged pedo and lock you up desu.
>>127750618
From my experiences on r9k
Subway is the choice food of neets.
>>127749367
thanks anon gonna go fap to this
>>127750564
i havae no ducks OpieOP
>>127750638
the minimum is 5. RIP Cheepskates
if i had money id donate .01
I have money and I'm donating nothing.
>we're in the queer
TRIGGERED
>Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
>white
>>127750664
literally how, subway is like the only fast food that requires any amount of face to face interaction.
like seriously nigga go order some chicken nuggets and avoid eye contact at the drive through
>>127750664
But Subway doesn't deliver. You actually have to go out and get this food. You have to talk to a server in person and possibly be in a room with other people making orders and a line and shit. Ew.
Chinese is the NEET food of choice, because the person who brings it to you isn't even from the same culture. They have no concept of how much of a weirdo you are and you can pretend like you're not actually interacting with another human being.
>>127750790
Jesus wasn't black retard
>christian
>triggered
who allowed this?
>>127750726
Fukkin seriously? You can't donate less than $5? Fucks.
>cringe is an autoban word
ha ha time for feasel
Does anyone know how frequently they read donations?
Like, if I donated $50 and had no swearing or anything inappropriate, can I be pretty sure that it will be read?
>>127750794
im not the one buying the subway.
my mom is lol
>>127750823
He was middle eastern, a tan complexion.
>>127750790
JESUS WUZ BLACK N SHIT
>that comfy Ecruteak music
>I think it's Ecruteak at least but holy fuck it's so comfy
Yo anyone remember Pydoyks? He popped up in my notifications the other day after years.
>>127750836
yeah, I only have enough for at most 3 bucks, but I can't... so fuck it, their loss.
>>127750823
WE WUZ MESSIAHS N SHIT
>>127750852
fuck off
>>127750790
what's this tune from?
>hi nana + dave
>>127750889
he was doing oot on christmas or new years randomly
I miss the 3p SoM sundays
>>127750869
damn son
>>127750935
castlevania 3, it says it on the bottom.
>>127750935
sounds like the pokemon casino theme
>>127750935
Pokemon Gold/Silver - Game Corner
>>127750450
Oh ok, i figured cuz she didnt wake this early up almost ever lol.. Enjoy agdq and cya around anon!Red pandas are cute tho
>>127750872
>>127750905
What's the story behind this meme?
>>127750836
You can but it has no chance of being read you numbskull
>>127750989
you were the idiot asking a question with an obvious answer >_>
>>127751013
Go lurk /pol/
>>127751003
>>127751008
yess, thanks
I had silver but I never played it that much
It would have bugged me for days trying to figure it out
>>127751035
dink
dink
dink
dink
dink
dink
dink
>dink
>>127751017
>Donation Amount (min $5.00)
>min $5.00
>$5.00
I thought they already did spelunkey
>>127751231
This is an okay meme
>a game about facehumping children stuck in holes
>>127751256
dink
dink
dink
dink
>>127751284
literally screencapped from the donation page
>>127751256
>dink
>>127751326
Keep up the great memes friend
>>127751256
dink
>>127751231
If you decide to donate remember to put it towards naming the OOT savefile "cosmo"
>>127751256
no need to be such a__dink
>>127751367
>>127751374
I can't imagine they'd do this, but I'd fuckin' lol if they did
I just stick my dick into my knockoff fleshlight and a few fruitflies flew out the other end.
Should I continue as normal?
how long can i watch this with 5 more shots of vodka
>>127751460
3 hours?
>>127751451
Yeah, why wouldn't you?
>>127751451
listen CAREFULLY
there is an orange in your fleshlight
there is no need for concern and in fact the orange will add a juicy twist if your penis could taste it
however you will have to deal with some flies it is your choice
>>127751490
i hope you're right anon
>>127751460
Depends how tired you are.
>>127751545
Make sure to start falling asleep before the 3 hour mark do NOT watch after 3 hours
>>127750278
>He could have said.
>"I'm going to massacre all white Christians >and males in this room and then kill myself"
>And they would have been fine with it.
Oh lord the things white nationalists believe these days.
>>127751620
wide awake
>>127751507
Like a grapefruit?
>>127751661
Then why would taking 5 shots of vodka be a problem?
>>127751451
>fleshlight
>not onahole
you got meme'd
because i just finished my 1.5 and the store opens 6 hours from now
>you win
>big man
>>127751782
for you
I'm tired. Should I sleep or shitpost?
>big man
>>127751692
well unknown to most people is that oranges are a form of grapefruit so yes it is very much similar to having a grapefruit in your fleshlight except that is a much more complex taste for your penis and very different from the "easy listening" style of oranges. In conclusion, these are two very disparate things and you should not conflate the two to be similar anon if you had a grapefruit in your fleshlight i would be saying something very dissimilar from what i did but this man has an orange and that is a very simple fix and the fix is to fuck it
>>127751802
shitpost
>You're a big man, Doctor Jones.
>For you.
mod asleep
>post spemes
F O R Y O U
O
R
Y
O
U
>>127751762
Your 1.5?
>this asshole with the beard and glasses sitting in front of the projector
>can see it warming the top of his head every time he looks up
MOVE TO ANOTHER SEAT
THAT'S MANLET ONLY SEATING
>>127751931
1.5 liters
a handle
whens grand theft?
How was the 2D mario block?
>>127751805
>>127751843
>>127751860
like the ones on grommr?
>>127751996
damn thats a lot by yourself? in waht timeframe
Aw shit seizure lights.
about 11 hrs?
since 5pm
holy shit that's racist
>>127752087
on scale of 1-10 how drunk r u
>>127752087
>>127752029
i literally cant quote because im a retard
>>127751451
is your fleshlight a banana?
>>127752009
This gif reminds me of a friend who died from cancer. I'm not even kidding.
He wasswissgerman
>>127752168
>>127752162
a good 7
i think im still typing alright
Witwix have a heart attack on stream yet? Can't wait until that view botter gets exposed. Reminder that he is never going to play Earthbound.
>>127752247
When youre no longer able to achieve boner thats when you know youve had too much
>shout out to this guy trolling twitch chat
do they have no shame?
who else has seen hudson hawk and remembers nothing about it
I haven't watched the stream in a few hours. Have there been any cutebois or girls?
When is this meme block going to be over
Whens the next good run?
>>127752305
im still good trust me, just watched my favorite
>>127752375
lol
>>127752375
all I remember is he wanted to play Nintendo
>>127752425
Who/what's your fav? :)
>>127752425
Damn nigger ur trashed!
Ah, it's a pandora
why does his ds have a keyboard
what is this sorcery?
>it's a fucking pandora
BASED
AS
FUCK
i dont know what to believe anymore
DS DAD
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>>127752482
>>127752486
my fav was the smb64 race
after that trihex
yea i said it
(i am)
>Banned
>>127752540
Based
>there talking to "DS" dad about showing his pandora without permission
>he's going to get banned
Is this the hour known as 'real niggas'?
>>127752519
because its a pandora not a DS. Basically its a PSP or DS with a keyboard and internet access capabilities.
>>127752565
What did he do?
Holy shit this title screen
>>127752598
He's a loose cannon
>>127752540
>dsdad rn
>>127752598
Exposed the poor virgin eyes of anyone up at 4am to the fact that emulation exists.
that pandora thing looks really nice
what systems can it emulate
>>127752598
Chat noticed him playing with pandora inbetween runs and started a rave. Someone donated so he showed his pandora off to the camera and security had a talk with him about it which is honestly bullshit.
>>127752598
Showing something on camera without permission and they consider him playing games while runners are playing disrespectful.
>>127752587
of course, he showed himself pirating fucking games on stream
Dang, I missed feas' run.
Oh well, The Escape from Atlantis is still pretty damp.
>>127752683
Pandroa? What is that?
>>127752679
everything pre-7th gen really
Where can I buy that Pandora thing?
>>127752692
>they consider him playing games while runners are playing disrespectful.
But its not. Any fucking idiot can see he pulls it out after a run since setting up can take like 20 minutes.
>>127752732
An internet music streaming service.
>>127752683
Security actually talked to him? You guys aren't just meme?
>>127752683
>>127752692
so did he actually get banned or was there just a talking to
>>127752730
Wow, this game.
Though I think it's not a graveyard, it's the land of the dead/hades or something
>>127752692
But he is clearly only playing during downtime
>>127752787
They're letting him stay for this run and he has to leave.
>gets led out of the room
>>127752787
>>127752785
If you turned up the volume you could hear the camera. The 1 guy was apart of security and he talked to him about how showing off his pandora is against the rules since he could pull up porn and get the channel banned and how playing his pandora is disrespectful to the runners.
Wow gets banned for showing his DS on camera
Fucking gay. AGDQ is dead
>>127752683
Someone needs to bomb these jews
i wasn't banned for mentioning trihex ironically
sorry guys
>>127752816
"Downtime" is still considered part of the stream.
>>127752890
>against the rules since he could pull up porn and get the channel banned
Yeah, Twitch would totally ban AGDQ because some chucklefuck threw up some porn.
>>127752907
It's a Pandora you shit eating freak
>>127752759
https://pyra-handheld.com/boards/pages/pandora/
>>127752826
>>127752890
I don't know what is real anymore
>>127753002
if it's a pandora, why is he called ds dad? :\
Man agdq has become real uncomfy over the last 2 years
welp my dick smells like bananas now. if anyone is wondering a warm banana as a homemade fleshlight isn't nearly as good as it sounds.
MINNER
>PANDORAMAN IS GONE
B A N N E D
F O R
L I F E
>>127753002
wtf is a Pandora
>He's gone
RIP Pandora dad, may you play Spyro in heaven ;_;7
>run ends
>no DS dad
Greetings from Nazi Germany!
HE'S GONE
>>127753130
>Nazi Germany
It's clearly Iran, look who they replaced him with.
REPORT AGDQ
>>127753081
Wouldn't it just smell like the one banana?
I'm in the stream room, I just saw the guy leaving the room with his pandora. nobody with him so I imagine he left of his own free will, but who knows.
>ds dad ejected
fuck this corporation
>>127753164
A super hot model guy.
Nice
"My dad was recently led out of this life by cancer; I wish he could be here. I still remember in his last moments he was playing his favorite game: Spryo.
I'll miss you, dad. Kill the animals!"
>>127753196
Nice try, security
>>127753172
No it smells like the speedrun girl "bananas".
>>127753196
Proof?
BAN EVERYONE
NO FUN ALLOWED
AGDQ IS A PROFESSIONAL EVENT
>>127753054
It looked like a DS so chat thought it was.
>be a random guy
>pay like 200 dollars plus hotel room to go support cancer research
>get to event at 2 am
>play my pandora inbetween runs
>someone donates mentioning me
>show pandora and game off to camera
>security talks to me
>I have to leave and i'm banned from all GDQ events for the rest of the year with no refund
>tfw I have the rest of the week to spend at this fucking hotel playing my pandora because security is uptight bitches.
>>127753081
put a little olive oil on your dick and the inside of the banana skin
also hold the banana with a cloth so you cant it with your hand
>>127752890
I doubt he was banned, maybe just chewed out.
what do you guys talk about when you don't post memes?
>>127753239
he left already, what proof do you want? I don't know where he's staying or anything. I can't warp back in time for another week so sorry.
I'm straight, but this dude is hot as fuck, no homo.
>>127753261
not sure im doing it again. it was really lackluster
>>127753226
OH GOD PLEASE I KNOW IT WONT GET READ BUT PLEASE DONATE THIS SOMEONE
Just got banned for mentioning DS dad on twitch
Who is this cum god?
And there's another quality title screen
Utsurun to be honest
>>127753294
Proof you are in the room jumbodumbo
SNOWFATS ON THE COUCH
YSG IN THE CROWD
GONNA BE COMFY
>>127753331
You would fit in in Europe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/35c8zx/ds_dad_has_been_ejected_from_agdq_2015/
>>127753331
>Middle Eastern Adam Jensen cosplayer
I never asked for this.
>>127753346
Next time don't write in all caps, might help.
>>127753380
What do you mean?
Our boy long ravioli !
>>127753382
>2015
Oh, this faggot...
REMOVE NES
>>127753331
isn't that butters
or am I stupid
Is this the meme-est game so far?
looks like ion lost weight?
It's nice to see that Ion's transition is going well, those hormones are putting in work.
I'd really prefer if you would be quiet.
This is a shitpost game.
>like 3k raised during this whole block
none of this shit has been fast, what's the point?
>>127753490
I thought it was Paul Blart
>>127753372
YSG is not on couch
you lied =(
I would love to ride this guys mustache
>>127753631
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>127753718
"blueglass in crowd"
lol
>>127753676
the people who donate feel a special connection with the shitty games, they themselves being shit.
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
Was that a dick?
Too bad chat already forgot who he was.
>portugal
>pyramids
WE
>>127753854
What did he do?
>>127753885
Security is shuffling about as we type.
>>127753890
>fuck get bitches $
>white man with inappropriate mustache explains jokes from twenty-five year old manga done slow
Where's my wallet?
>>127753890
An unsung hero
>>127753905
Penis on screen.
>dick
>i
>c
>k
PPP GGG
P P G
PPP G GG
P G G
P GGG
>>127753890
>fuck get bitches $
Are these guys still our boys?
>>127753925
Japan doesn't have jokes.
>>127753925
this is what animes are like irl
self described "cute boys" on the couch
>>127753925
He referenced the glorious works of Sensha Yoshida, the day has finally come /a/
Donate all your money!
hayakunai desu senpai
that guy got fucking shot and killed
Ion's mustache is making me think he's the guy who was talking about jerking it to Big Jon earlier.
AHHH PENIS ON SCREEN PENIS ON SCREEN
#TRIGERED
BANNED BANNED BANNEDxD
>speedrunner named after one of Brago's spell
Neat
>>127754149
he is fucking dead dude
Vodka bro, you still awake?
Hey, it's yo boi pie coming to you live from my parent's basement. I'm almost 30 years old, and make sub $20k a year, don't pay for any of the house utilities, or even groceries, but don't call me a manchild. My parents just don't believe in the dream.
>>127753972
>>127753964
>>127754169
nope
REAL NIGGA HOURS
MEMES
E
M
E
S
Well meme'd!
>>127754185
yep, he's truly a konjiki no gash bro.
No runs. Memes and autism are all that's left.
>>127754323
What's that
>donating for memes
RIP Papa Pandora '016-'016
100 100 100
amazing games. good marathon.
>>127754351
Still less autistic than actual speedrunning.
>>127754291
is that a fanny pack or what
The runner made it seem like it was actually his penis and that he was embarrassed, the fuck why would he lie.
>>127754389
>that caveman reaction
10/10
>OPMfag out of nowhere
who's this qt in the front row pls respond
Who is a good speedfu for me? I'm dropping Chibi now that he's dating a girl.
Who's this semen demon in the front row with the black coat?
>>127754402
Well, to some people fanny packs are embarrassing.
>>127754389
>Based Caveman can't comprehend their autism.
B
A
S
E
D
>>127754378
Apparently he's still there but not allowed near the camera anymore.
>>127754402
because that's funnier.
>>127754389
caveman tho
>>127754378
Who?
>>127754419
>>127754428
Go back to bed Sweden
>>127754426
He's finally going to be able to use those condoms
>>127754562
Don't rub it in :(
>THEY CANT KICK US ALL OUT BOYS
>>127754378
Someone get a donation in and promise more bucks if Papa Pandora can get back on camera.
Or any excuse to call him Papa Pandora.
>hey agdq long time watcher first time donator cancer really sucks, i lost my own papa pandora to cancer just half an hour ago. save the dragons
>people get right in front of the front row camera just to talk on the phone
Literal autism
What the fuck is up with that autism
>>127754426
Wait, is he ACTUALLY dating a girl, or does he THINK hes dating a girl?
>>127754465
How bad is the security at GDQ?
Are they just fat spergs?
Could say a reasonably fit guy just say fuck em and not listen to their autism?
>>127754605
it was a scripted meme you nincompoop
>>127754149
who?
Haha, wow my fellow EPIC speedrunner connossieuiers, look at this EPIC jokester starting a big trail of HILARIOUS TRICKSTERS in front of the camera haha!
Sure showing them, speedrun generalers! Haha! Fight the power!!
>>127754627
They'd probably call in actual security eventually
>>127754627
they stop you in the hall and if you make a scene they have the legal authority to call the police and actual hotel staff.
>>127754627
They only allow people who can beat Ninja Gaiden blindfolded on the security team, you'd stand no chance.
>>127754672
I thought it was funny
>>127754627
enough to get Big John pissed off...
>>127754627
Why would there be security at GDQ?
USA is a shithole, but it's not that bad
>>127754737
I wouldn't trust any amerifat either.
>>127754627
From Big Jon's descriptions it sounded like they hired actual security guards.
>>127754690
>they have the legal authority to call the police and actual hotel staff
So, literally anyone.
>>127754737
They're afraid of bombs.
>>127754737
Because drunk social outcasts need to be corralled.
Jesus fuck. I just smelled my armpit and almost gagged. I can't remember the last time I took a shower and keep a space heater in my room constantly running so it's like 90 degrees and im always sweating.
>>127754789
well, I meant they'll actually have a reason to have your faggot ass arrested, and the cops will agree since you're fucking trespassing.
>>127754737
>almost everyone in the building looks like a possible school shooter
why wouldnt they have security?
someone need to make sure none of these autists sperg out
Why is this in the awful games block?
>>127754835
Scratch the area between your balls and your ass then sniff your finger.
>>127754868
It's not Zelda or Mario.
>>127754835
>>127754885
Stop making me hard serg. :(
>>127754835
proud of you.
>>127754737
To stop Gamepro from coming back and killing everybody.
>>127754868
Lot of people hate the game for its difficulty.
>>127754835
>almost gagged
>almost
Try harder.
>>127754835
Have a shower, you'll feel all nice and clean afterwards
>>127754885
You mean my vagina? You don't even want to know how bad that smells... You'd probably throw up
>>127754868
They don't have taste.
>>127754964
>balls on top of your vagina
>>127754964
Just do it already you cunt.
is it time to kill the boss
>>127755003
>2016 AD
>not a hermaphrodite
>>127754627
Well Murphagator is head of security, unless something changed, and he's not fat.
How the fuck do you speedrun Age of Empires
This game seems to me a mix of Donkey Kong and Earthworm Jim. Doesn't seem awful.
>>127754964
I'd eat you out.
Love smelly girl parts
>>127755103
This game looks really good, actually.
>>127755091
click really fast dumbshit
>>127755091
It's IL, Individual Levels. They're only doing specific campaign levels, particularly the ones where you have limited units and no ability to gather resources / make buildings / create new units.
>>127755091
Apparently you pick missions with a single simple objective and run to the end.
It's shit.
>>127755067
The dude looks tiny.
Most people here could probably fuck him up
>>127755067
murph is the baddest dude in the venue
>>127755141
>no speedruns of Outpost 2
>research and construction times could be increased by rapidly clicking on and off of the buildings
>>127755182
Yeah but he knows kung fu
>>127755091
You gotta hit enter and type HOME RUN real fast till you done.
>>127755103
I liked it as a kid. The art direction and some of the level ideas are really cool.
>>127755212
You can do it anon
be the WR holder
>that joke
Why do they do it every gdq?
>>127755212
Oh man, I always wanted to play Outpost 2, but it came out when Sierra decided they no longer wanted to make mac games anymore. Though its nothing like Outpost 1, which I actually liked. My god Outpost 1 would be a terrible speedrun.
>>127755298
I wasn't listening, was it the 'oh no I died' joke?
>>127755347
It was the "this is a really difficult boss fight, could you help me?" gag.
Is this meme game almost fucking over.
Shit.
>>127755415
>a game with Bon Jovi and X Japan on the soundtrack
>a meme game
please
>>127755646
>Bon Jovi and X Japan
Sounds like a shit game, desu.
>>127755646
did he stutter?
basipally your a meme
>>127755646
You have shit tast.
Meme faggot
guished is a handsome man
n-no homo
I swear that end game screen was posted in here earlier
OH SHIT A NON LARD GIRL IN THE BACK!
I CLAIMED HER FIRST!
>>127755646
>nip meal
>>127755732
t. European Cuckold
>>127755687
>>127755696
>>127755724
>>127755765
baited for these EXACT responses
>>127755810
haha! jokes on you I'm American
Pyra Papa confirmed for SGDQ.
>mfw watching these threads slowly die
>Once you see Alpha Zylon you cannot unsee him
>Guy's asscrack on screen
>>127755847
take your (You) and fuck off Reddit
>>127755847
>picture of Werster with keycards
Coat guy is trying really hard to be casual
>jacket guy can't stop shaking his foot/leg
Literally autistic
Vote
http://strawpoll.me/6471932
>>127755847
>my obscure knowledge about japanese metal bands that feature on saturn games was actually a trick
Holy shit, you're good.
>>127755953
Trying to stay awake
How many girl runners are there doing runs this time?
any qts?
>>127755902
no he's just a faggot
>>127755953
Proly trying to stay awake
>>127755953
He's lookin' like, "When will my autistic brother play his children's game so I can leave this fucking autist con?"
>>127754964
sorry to burst your bubble bud, suddenly calling yourself a girl and changing your name doesnt mean you have a vagina ;)
>>127756010
isn't he a fire emblem speedrunner though? or did the guy on the couch just look similar?
>>127755953
You're autistic for thinking shaking your leg is autistic. It's perfectly normal. Maybe he's had coffee to stay away and is jittery?
Fuck off, coat guy is based.
>>127756010
too bad he's the autistic brother in this scenario, that's guished
Oh shit, are they streaming Blue? I love Jarman.
>>127755993
baited for this EXACT response
>ALPHA ZYLON
Zyklon Beta was better.
Gonna sleep until castlevania block.
>>127755984
>>127756008
>Stopped shaking leg for a bit
>Fell asleep
kek
>>127756112
HENCE 'TRYING TO STAY AWAKE'
FUCKING RETARD
This guy behind Muslim Jensen who keeps staring at the camera holy shit.
>>127756075
>tfw no speedrunning exhibition for a Restless Leg Syndrome charity
>>127756109
ty for blog
>>127756154
Are you autistic
>>127756154
Yes, I was pointing out how they were right.
>>127756190
luv you too :3
>>127756154
He looks like a vampire
>mrw no dark souls run
oh FUCK it's THIS game
CAVEMAN ON COUCH!
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>Zyklon B: the Game
UA doing a top job as usual
>>127756313
>>>/kpg/
Jesus I can't even escape you guys off of /mu/
Does Studio exclusively play shit games or something?
>>127756313
Bloodborne at the end
>>127756262
dont play with my feelings
Jolly fat man of many laughs
>>127756313
I would that girl so hard
Goodnight /srg/, I'm sleepy. Have fun with your meme game block.
>>127756340
Where's Chibi??
Oh boy another run where the runner thinks being sarcastic makes running right for ten minutes excusable.
SPEED TECH
>hump
B A N N E D
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>>127756440
>being sarcastic
>he's not actually being sarcastic
>>127756440
Well I'm wrong and possibly retarded.
Oh, my car
>mirrors edge
>super punch out
>blind folded punchout race
>star fox 64
>banjo kazooie
>all of these are when i'm either asleep or in classes
Who the fuck decided that the best runs are at the times when only NEET's and people who dont have jobs will be able to watch?
>>127756543
Almost everybody interested in speedruns is a NEET.
>>127756543
How does Star Fox 64 make for a good speedrun
>>127755953
There are a lot of benefits to that leg bouncing habit. It expends energy which helps prevent gaining weight and it promotes blood flow in your legs while sitting so you don't get your circulation cut off.
>>127756543
tick tock wageslave
>>127756617
I've played it in my childhood.
>>127756626
Also helps settle the stuff in your intestines and free trapped gas for monster farts.
>>127756626
My grandmother always gets mad at me when I visit and I shake my leg. There's one reason to not do it, it makes women in their 70s nervous.
>>127756626
I know lots of people who shake their legs when sat down. >>127755953 is just a dumbass.
>>127756674
Is this true?
CHOKE
>>127756543
I know that feel anon. GTA 3 is on at 7 and I go to 6 and GTA 3 is my favorite game to speed run and the first game i've ever sped ran.
Has there been a mercy kill yet?
Oh lord, this run
Why doesn't this idiot stand in the very corner instead of almost in the middle spinning around like a retard?
>>127756713
Shut up son of a bitch. You try doing it
OVER ESTIMATE
MERCY KILL
>>127756543
>classes
>january 7th
This website is 18+. :)
>>127756709
Yes, but so does just about everything else that isn't just sitting there like a lump. Unless you're in a car, in which case the vibration helps.
>>127756543
Not everyone is burger
Reminder that Cr1tikal, a youtube let's player, beat this no problem, yet this """""professional""""" """"""speedrunner""""""" cannot
I went to bed 20 minutes into mario maker.
Who won? Was it fun?
>>127756753
This one
>>127756772
He said if you try to hide by one of the sides snipers instantly murder you
OVERTIME
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>>127756802
My courses started Monday.I plan to be a gym/health teacher
>>127756772
The cars can pass through walls
I legitimately thought the stream fucking warped back a half hour. this is insanely bad.
how did this run get in?