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Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

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Celt's Station Mancrowave Edition
Last time on /ss13g/
>celt tries to introduce hypothermia
>shitstorm
>'''''''''''''''weighted votes'''''''''''''''''''
>jewbirds control the station
>remove soca

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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first for GAINS
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second for suicide is the only way out
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Correction there:
>Celt tries to introduce hypothermia, manages to make people cold while they're on fire instead
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#freemyniggaateve
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>>127735658
#memeracegoneforever
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>>127735520
>not dragging it out as long as possible to spite everyone around you
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>>127735723
But vox are still available what are you talking about
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>>127735287
>tfw like half a year without a ban
A-Are you proud of me now D-Dekret sempai... ;_;

>>127735520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thhaf-bKWyg
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could I get a whitelist please?
ckey is Tmilly
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>>127736041
You could say the same about vox, sure.
But it wasn't as cancerous as the flood of "spooky" memes that you couldn't go five seconds without seeing that shit everywhere.
It still even lingers just barely.
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>>127735481
Ahhahahaha. It was just a tragic series of unfortunate events centered on nobody listening and you taking the body I wanted while nobody followed procedure or got shit done. Your shitty luck just ran out and the best thing to have done at that point was monkey crawl out and hope atmos didn't pressurize again.

What went down was some assistant was talking about a plasma man dragging off the QM with a bloody saw, a cargo tech saying the QM went missing and a mystery bloodstain in cargo bay. Literally not one member of the sec channel ever scanned the blood or doors or investigated. A headless body was found in recycling and reported. One again, nobody from sec could accomplish jack shit. Some nigger paramed jacked it from recyc, did fuckall in medbay with it, including the autopsy asked for, and when he went to morgue it there were husks. I asked them what was up and to check the brains but nothing came of it. I reported that you now had the body when you yoinked it cause I didn't want it mass drivered in a funeral and was just about to talk to you about not doing that when you took it into the confessional for no reason at all and closed the shutter after fingerfucking a naked body for a long time. When it opened up again the body, which was in a strange location for no reason, was a husk for no reason. So you were either a ling, some kind of spooky slime xenobio wizardry shit, set the place aflame with invisible fire, made a hole with an rpd to husk for a husk teaparty or something then fixed it, or had some major contraband that wasn't missing elsewhere. Sec was informed that you were cruisin for a bruising. I suppose that's when your doors and disposal got fucked and the rest is history. Moral of the story being don't be so aggressive and fuck paraniggers I guess.

Cameras master race. Blow all consoles when?
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>>127735408
how the fuck do you get gains
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>>127737327
Gotta git dat creatine son. No natty here
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>>127737327
You don't. It's just another meme.
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>>127737327
Adminbus I believe, I missed that round.
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GYM IN SEC WHEN? GYM WHEN? MUSCLES WHEN?
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Everytime I try to join the /vg/ server I get a connection died message.
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>>127737407
>>127737412
Creatine was updated.
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>>127737707
Code it you quinvigintuple nigger
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>>127737773
hmm....
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>>127737837
They just took the mob sprite changes and formally added then instead of just bussing it mannually. Like what happened with skrites
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>Samurai Warriors 2 Empires battle music playing in the station
God bless whoever is responsible for this.
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>>127738004
hmmmmm....
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the mime is a hero
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>Genomes Absorbed: 19
what the fuck were you guys doing?
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>Be Zak the Changling
>bad at this
>Sit in Terrel Lords space ship while he fucks shit up
>Wander back to the station
>Aliens
>Assassination target there
>Shoot with stun gun to "Hit" the alien (try toknock him over so Aliens gut him"
>Killed by axe
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Can someone toss me the lifeweb address, website is down
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>>127738209
Not long after I arrived I got shot to bits by Terrel while trying to kill myself.
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>>127738209
Every ling ever sits somewhere with a farm of monkeymen.
They never take advantage of their abilities.
They never do anything fun.
Gotta get that greentext.
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>>127737101
I bloody knew you had to be a ling.
First 3 bodies in the morgue were husks, got ya before you got that one, ended up being brutally fucking murdered for it.

But damn that's a hell of a lot of things going on.

Next time I'll just go and twat some poor fucker to death.
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>>127738307
Terrel teleported and stunned and kiilled humans, sorry youre mad
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soca sounds an awful lot like sarca...
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>>127738403
>stun and done
>doesnt say anything
>doesnt even go horror form with all his genomes
>recalls the shuttle over and over to secure greentext
hmmmm....
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>>127737707
>Spend 2 minutes putting treadmills in perma
>spend 5 minutes adding treadmills and some fluff to fitness
>When you creatine
Gee, I wonder...

>>127738264
some jew got cucked by the whitelist so he posted cp and the forums then randy got blown the fuck out. And since he never shared his rupee generator it's ogre.

>>127738307
I went horror form once. They immediately called and I shocked myself half to death before I noticed breaking lights was killing me after the transformation stripped me

>>127738345
I was an assistant, I dunno what the paramedic's damage was.
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>>127738403
I wasn't even there, that's just what 99% of lings do
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>>127738482
>Get outplayed
>Greentext

gottem
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>>127738554
I was an observer but nice try memelord!
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>>127738494

are you shittin me god dammit i warned them this would happen
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>>127738514
>tfw teleporter sparks miss you by 1 tile
Sphessnam pliss go. I can't pay for more therapy
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>>127738602
I'm not kidding. I fucking loved migrant survival but as usual, some faggot had to ruin everything for everyone. Search the archive
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>>127738249
>That image
oh hoh

more
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>>127738734
fuck off
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>>127738717

Christ that makes me fucking mad I warned them about the fucking normies I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN TO ME.
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>>127738765
Plague doctor masks are my thing. Disease events reactivated in the config when? I need to diagnose the rhumba beat then dose people on plasma

>>127738837
I know right? Hell is other people.
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HOL UP HOL UP

You tellin if I stuff myself with creatine I turn buff?
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>>127739005
testing it right now but likely we are getting memed on, unless my gains shitposting led to something.
But I doubt it.
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>>127739005
Yeah buddy, no hard work on the treadmill, just put away your skateboard squats and see how far the creatine GAINS take you
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>>127733536
>He's said it's far from finished
His "changelog" is just a vague as fuck list of changes and the only thing that hints toward progress is this.
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>>127738984
The curse of Leroy lightyear. Push to main, let the trial by fire shake it all lose and get real player feedback instead of two salty samefags
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>weighted map voting
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>>127739375
>real player feedback instead of two salty samefags
Whoopdie doo, I gave a ton of player feedback with screenshots and everything but because I spoke out against it I guess now I'm a salty samefag.
How does that saying go again? Build one hundred bridges and suck one dick?
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>>127739005
It was a meme, unfortunately.
GAINS WHEN
MUSCLES WHEN
NATTY SPRITE AND CREATINE BUFF SPRITE ADDED WHEN
WHEN I CODE IT?
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>>127739590
when the Life() code gets reworked. It doesn't need any new modifiers.
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>>127739571
Did I say you, you jumpy nigger? Some guy was funposting for like an hour without even having tested it.
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>>127739728
I interpreted that as me and clusterfack, aka the two main people against it in github. Not sure what's been going on in the thread, I was gone for a while.
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>>127739813
I support my clusternigger in his tyrannical and biased rein over merges. Though he gets a bug up his ass often and can bully contributors at times, he fixes his own shit quickly and has had to slurp up the sloppy seconds of other shitters for years now for the good of the team. Heil Cluster! ;,,,;7
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>>127739728

sure its Senaat1 he was ragging on cluster about this senaat who has done fuck all for code stuff.
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>>127736773
>glad skeletons are gone because ZOMG DAA MEEEEMMEEEES
>is fine with a literal fur fag race being allowed to stay
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>>127740448
>literal fur fag race
Look my lad, I'm a massive flamboyant furfag and I get absolutely fucking nothing from Vox. There's no sex appeal to them. They, according to their very creator, were specifically designed to be as un-sexualizable and unlikeable as possible, precisely so that their furfag playerbase wouldn't latch on to them (consider that they were originally designed as antags, too). The lore bit that says only Vox beaks can pronounce Vox language was only made up so that Bay players wouldn't apply for a whitelist to learn said language roundstart.

And fuck me man they must have done a really good job because I have smut saved of dozens, if not a hundred species, I have myself roleplayed as an avian before, and... I'm not sure if it's how spectacularly repugnant Vox design is, I'm not sure if it's the fact that all but the waifuest (derogative term in this context) stay within their spacesuit, I'm not sure if Spess itself is the ultimate cure for furfaggotry.
But Vox are not even a blip in my furfagdar. If that makes any sense.

I don't expect you to believe me, I don't NEED you to believe me. But know that I opened up as sincerely as I could here, trying to clear up this misconception you have.
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What the fuck was that round
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Sorry Leif, I tried
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I had fun throwing desk lamps at the mime
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>>127740902
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Updated IE and advanced security cams still busted. anything else i need to do to fix?

Or is there an update besides updating to IE 11
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>Left B. Hind will never make it
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>manually pull my way away from the Singulo multiple times
>literally touched by it when it was first loosed
>survive until the end
>the last thing I ever do is verbally banepost
Such is borg life
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>>127740982
OUR ENGINEERS EVERYONE
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>>127740940
I LIVED, AND ITS LEAF

Thanks friend. FEED HUNSON TO THE SINGULARITY, DEUS VULT.
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>all the traitors fail
>singuloose
>pod shenanigans
Good for a quickie
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>>127740982
>yup, it's loose
top quality kek was had
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>>127740982
>missed a fucking shield
Christ that made me laugh, you fucking idiot you.

I thought you did it on purpose.
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BIRD POD WITH IAN WAS BEST POD.
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>>127738554
>terrel
>outplaying anyone

Didn't he get killed by an immobile door that round?
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what happened to deity
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>>127740843
>Vox are so shitty not even a veteran furfag wants to touch them sexually
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>>127741184
>making sure everyone gets out as AI
>oops the escape shuttle is full of plasma

Two humans survived! Woooo!
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>>127741261
Yep.
Which is great, because they are, as innocently as they can be, just plain' old filthy alien space gypsies.
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>>127740843
>were specifically designed to be as un-sexualizable and unlikeable as possible
I agree with you on most of the post but this part isn't relevant at all. It's a big world and there's enough people out there that at least a dozen are into any one thing.

After all, you wouldn't imagine anyone possible finding floor tiles sexy, but that one guy sure exists. It doesn't matter if you try your hardest to make something repulsive, because that will just end up matching someone's weird interests.
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I play Vox because I can conspire with my fellow jews in jew tongue
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>>127741372
There were at least two on the escape shuttle, Arma.

I kept a door shut for one.
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>>127741575
>be silicon
>hear all conspiring
>it's never anything much
I am dissapoint
>>127741621
double woo
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>>127740843
>I don't NEED you to believe me
Good fuckin thing.
If skeletons scare furries away we should definitely unwhitelist them. It's pretty uncomfortable playing with /slg/ and the like
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>>127741448
Of course it's a big world but you can't deny an obvious relation between sexualization and the amount of people that will get off to it.
How many people do you think there are that get off to Cousin Itt? Not many. Do you think more people would get off to him if he was an inherently sexualized character? Absolutely.
What you're trying to say here is that, because there's at least one guy that did get off to him, then all is lost. That's asinine. The fact that that guy exists changes nothing, really.
>floor tiles guy
I really, really don't believe that screencap is legit. I would know.
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>>127741742
>If skeletons scare furries away
Man, how did you even come to that conclusion?
>It's pretty uncomfortable playing with /slg/ and the like
What you need to appreciate here is /slg/ not /slg/ing it up. You can bet your sweet bippy a lot of people here get off to some weird and fucked up shit. But if they don't bring it up, that's none of your business, is it? Ideally, you won't even find out. Sadly, that's hard to appreciate, for obvious reasons.
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>>127741996
>>127741742

Wanna talk about fetishes we have that blatantly exist in the game?

I've made a disease once that turned everyone into girls because that is my fetish.

Another time I tricked people into becoming girls with offers of free powers. The powers came with ladyism.
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>>127741793
>I really, really don't believe that screencap is legit. I would know.
Aw, a true floortile man who knows the true believes from the fakes, eh?
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>>127741575
That and free space suits
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>>127741996
Vox weren't half as popular until the ebic acker cracker pride parade died down.
>What you need to appreciate here is /slg/ not /slg/ing it up
I'd appreciate it if we actually had policies in place to keep /slg/ out to be quite frank with you cousin.
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>>127742379
sorry anon. On the internet, everyone you love is also the one you hate.
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>>127742143
You know that Russian saying?
It goes something like "People are allowed to be gay here, they're just not allowed to be faggots about it".
Now I ask you, when you made your Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme on Steam virus. were you a faggot about it?
That's pretty much all that matters. And if you were, there's no defending you there.
>>127742379
Alright, I know of at least two more /vore/ right in this server with us.
They don't /vore/ it up.
You are God Emperor Trump, and you've just built the great /vore/ wall. Now you just need to deport them.
...Who are they? Can you point fingers? If you can't, I don't think /vore/ was a big deal after all.
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/vg/ was a mistake
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>>127741261
>>127741415
New quest: Draw viable lewds of Vox
Side objective: Make a new mag called "The Six Piece"
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>>127742647
so are tired old memes
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>>127742647
Anon, just because you were a mistake doesn't make the whole server one.
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>>127742758
>server
I meant the board.
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>>127741996
>weird and fucked up shit
I once did a roleplay where I was hypnotized by balls and drank cake frosting from a dick nipple until I bled from every orifice and the hypno vampire licked it off me and used its dick nipples to DP my belly button

AMA
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>>127743003
Anon.
Anon.
Remember what I said.
Don't be a faggot about it.
This is being a faggot about it.
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>>127741996
i get off to cartoon ponies with tits on their crotch
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>>127743120
Crotchtits is crossing the line
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>>127743120
Nobody needed to know that, and it's not relevant to anything. You're being indefensible here Anon.
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when will doomstation will be relased?
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>>127743241
Defend my dick up your ass up my ass.
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>TWO PEOPLE JUMP MY VOX AND DIE

Goddamn Leave me alone
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>SINGULARITIES
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>The same engineer launches the Singulo two rounds in a row
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>>127743241
It is relevant to something. Some of the fandoms and fetishes players have are terrible and people need to be reminded not to insert their horrible fantasies into their characters and role playing.
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Peacock why
I just wanted to survive
Also why were there headless bodies in sec?
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singularity failsafe if it escapes IMMEDIATELY when?
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>>127743828
Murderbone
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station time 12:06

>Decide to observe
>Singularity loose within ten minutes

dodged a bullet there
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>>127743869
Where's the fun in that?
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I narrowly avoided Singuloth twice in a row, but he got me on the third time.
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Was the second time a fuckup too?
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>Didn't get to foreplay with Rail because singloose
>Just waltz into chem, unload a revolver till his head pops off then shoot at a mime who was stupid enough to stick around
oh well
thank god I gave the disk to that sec officer otherwise I would have been teleported into some scientists deathtrap
>>127743828
that was me
Best way to get away with murder when theres witnesses and you are too lazy to clean up is to kill all of sec
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>>127743828
I was shoving you over to fit everyone in the pod, it isn't my fault you got violent
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>>127743828
because HoP/captain murderbone.

Fuck Heads of Staff Traitors. No effort, people naturally trust you. If there is no AI its pretty much their word versus the random person who sees them
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>>127743953
Neckgrab to pull someone onto your tile.
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>>127744010
>implying the trigger happy sec officer would have let me get that far
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>>127744098
>lawyer with the barmans shotgun walks into your escape pod
>immediately start trying to disarm, no words said
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>Traitor Miner tries to kill me in Space with a Pickaxe while i have the kinetic gun

Good work
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>>127744354
I don't think that was a good work from him at all
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>>127744496
I know anon. I am a vox so I am surprised when I dont die
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niggly is cute!
CUTE!
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>>127744536
pls
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>>127744532
for all the factors working against vox, their suits make them like cock-a-roaches in situations that normally kill most.
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QUICK

Give a reason why changeling should remain a round type in 60 words or more.
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>>127746570
it shouldnt.
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>>127746570
I really, really, REALLY like crushing lings with doors.
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>>127737745
Same here.
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>>127746570
It shouldn't. Fuck changeling and fuck Golfer45 and his autistic, slow ass, unrobust murderboners.
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>>127746570
Every time Changeling is the shift, it's not Vampire

Serious answer: because the dynamic of semi-team for changeling is very interesting and unlike anything else we have. Changelings can profit from working together but are highly incentivized to stab one another in the back.
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>>127746570
We're about to have CHANGELING HEADSPIDERS added.
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>>127741651
>be pAI
>get translator to hear what these conniving degenerates are up to

>hey uh, any other vox here
>yeah hey how are you
>good
>hey can you get me some metal and glass for borgs
>yeah sure, one second
>thanks

Why do we bother having non-human crew races?
I don't think there was a reason why we had them other than people having a sudden urge to try something different.
They're just arbitrarily different.
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>>127746570
How do we prevent changelings from getting usable genomes via sucking monkey dick?
Are coders as magical as I suspect them to be that they can do the impossible and make changeling less shit?
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>>127747273
>why do we bother
Because I greatly appreciate having that cantina effect of weird critters when I go to the bar.

Also, I need someone to be the sub-class that silicons can be ordered to purge.
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>>127747679
>weird critters
>it's just Yahir and a braindead mime

wew
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>>127747601
I had a very clever idea that if you absorb someone not on the manifest (e.g.: monkeyman), it would cause you to get the message:
>This genome is worthless to us. We will discard it.

But then I realized the HOP would just blank the manifest if lings were confirmed
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>>127746570
Uuhhhhhhhhh
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>>127747753
hey, there's often a tree there too.
I really wish I could get those four guys who play oboes from star wars.
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>>127747753
>>127747852
Randomized races when?
>Every shift you have randomized number of limbs, size, mobility, breath requirements, nutritional requirements, etc.
>Most people are just a randomly colored blob
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>>127746570
Antag-only chat which is a non-reason because it could be given to Autotator and it would be a better team antag gamemode.
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>>127747852
you realize that type of music is called Jizz
you are literally asking Celt to put Jizz in your ears
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>>127747975
sure, why not.
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>>127747975
I WANT SARCA TO PUT JIZZ IN MY EARS
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>>127746570
Muh dick muh rape game mode desu senpai
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>>127747958
If that was a race option I'd actually pick it relatively often.
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>throwing a spear does less damage than a floor tile
>there is still no proper, fancy, non-glass shard spear anywhere in the game
>shield+spear is terribly ineffective because spears need to be 2handed to be worth a damn
Kill me
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>>127748163
It actually does identical damage

t. guy who read the code
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>>127748234
throw_force is not the only variable for throwing
t. Guy who plays the game
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>>127748305
Enlighten us then matey

How much does a spear really do when thrown? What other factors are there?
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>>127748437
throw_speed of course, I don't know the damage calculation but I remember testing it out on a monkeyman and the floor tile reigned supreme

Either way, even if they did identical damage, the floor tile stack would come on top for obvious reasons
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>>127748625
No doubt the floor tile is better, unless of course you can steal some plasma and forge some plasma glass in the recycling room (or smash some pglass in science)

Plasma spears deal way more damage
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>>127748718
What's a plasma spear's damage?
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>>127748718
Are you sure about that? I don't know think that was ever merged
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>>127748718
>still no fire extinguisher maul
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>>127748949
>>127748968
It wasn't merged, RIP
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> chilling in some maint bar a Greyshirt built with singer naked ligger chick and some other fuckers
> they start talking about ERPing and trying to convince one of the guys to try busting his ERP cherry with the ligger chick
> after some coercion he strips and starts fucking her while the other guys cheer him on
> they yell at me to get in on that shit too
> fuck I'm not much of one for ERP but… ok
> emote shoving my dick up the dude's ass and moaning as he fucks the ligger.
> He freaks out for some reason and runs off
> ok… It's just me and the ligger then so… I guess I can make this work?
> decide to get a bit kinky…
> take out my emergency oxygen tank and emote sloooowly sliding it base first up the ligger's ass while licking the nozzle
> oxygen tank still in hand
> suicide
> blood and gore spray everywhere
> Greyshirt bartender and ligger screaming "WHAT THE FUCK"
> later the original dude returns to fuck the ligger and they get killed by admin spawned lava
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>>127749496
beautiful
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please fix advanced security cams
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Is there any better feeling than dying in a cryobed on the shuttle ride home?
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>Get auto-tator'd as janitor
>Have to kill a miner
>Slap myself with an explosive implant for glorious death
>Get job changed to miner
>Pretend I'm really a miner to get into the role
>Forgot I'm a traitor much later as I'm mining
>Blow myself up to amuse a couple guys

immersions conquer all
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>>127750702
I second that
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>>127750712
dieing in an escape pod as a traitor with 0 evidence on you or anyone knowing you did shit because a ripley user accidentally drilled you.

Also, whoever had the spur that round, thanks. Your spur saved my ass when i came back to station since i picked it up. it one shots the carp.
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Did really only three people see this?
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Congratulations on being the most committed bar patron ever that last round
You know who you are
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>>127750814
the hell. I never visited that side of central hallway.
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>>127750814
shit was rad at least
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>>127750840
LORAAAA
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>>127750814
>I tell you not to put a singularity in the bridge
>you just rotate the PA to the hallway
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>>127750972
I'm guessing that was all improv
Nice job keeping it internally consistent except for one detail you easily fixed
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just started playing cities skylines, looks like woody's got wood
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>>127751182
I want you to know that it was your booze that ended up killing me
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>>127751265
Damn, really? What happened? Last I saw you, I was dragging your unconscious body to medbay.
There's no way you actually drank enough to directly kill yourself. That would actually be impressive with the alcohol toxicity changes.
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>>127750702
>>127750764
I used to have that problem.
I just had to re-enable IE to get it to work.
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>>127751381
Did my artifact make the bar spoopy?
Or at least annoy the shit out of you?
My internet died, and I had shitty RNG and died to a lagspike.
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port TR-8R baton
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>>127751381
I passed out and yahir helped me. Then the drunkness made me hug the wall outside medbay, I ran around in circles trying to get back into the bar and then I passed out again.
And somebody moved me to the medbay floor and I just stayed there for like half an hour, woke up, walked one tile out of medbay and went into crit. Then some other doctor told me my liver was fucked and dragged me to the shuttle, where I died in a cryobed.
Also, I chugged like half your keg while you were away.
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>>127751556
I'm still not quite sure what the artifact did
I assume it was causing the paranoia and possibly even the server lag, but other than that, I don't know what it was for.
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>>127751579
Stun baton upgrade that blocks esword attacks W H E N ?
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>>127751428
reenable how
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>>127751718
It was a long distance borg heal/hurt primary activated by force with medium range bad feelings secondary activated by touch.

Since it was a high potency long range artifact, it probably was checking every tick for silicons to heal/damage all throughout the zlayer
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>>127752004
And that checking every tick probably made everything lag.
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>>127751579

>no spin
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>>127750814
Three people and an AI you butt!
I never left that station!
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>>127751812
Only worked for me cause I disabled it in the past.
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>>127752748
damn. I already have mine enabled so it probably won't help much toggling it.
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>Tfw no kill and not getting caught as the traitor

Maximum effeciency.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zuqsqdCAQ
>how it felt to play CMO last round
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>Captain
>Trust my Officers and reward them with goodies for loyalty
>They all betray me anyway
>Would have stopped one but I didn't have cuffs and didn't just wanna execute him even IF I had evidence

never again
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>>127755275
Sorry captain, I had the revolver on me but you trusted me with cool armor and gave me a cool title. I never wanted to hurt you, that and I went out not killing anyone.
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Randomized AI lawset when?

AI lawset vote at round end when?
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>>127755375
Traitors gonna trait.

But I am curious how you made it, Yahir said he had you about to be taken down in the shuttle
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>>127755520
never said I was taking him down
he helped me take down the apeshit detective and clown, im not about to betray people who help me get rid of problem people.
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>>127755694
>im not about to betray people who help me get rid of problem people.

>people problems

you griefed all round, your people problems were hopefully admins
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>>127755780
i was the CMO, who was trying to stop people from killing me in my own department because the admins punished a guy with brain damage for stealing the medbay bells and ringing them for an hour.
I dont see how I was griefing.
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>>127755520
Anyway, all I did was steal the pinpointer. Nobody got hurt.
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>>127755858
probably because he didnt have the bell, chaplain told you that. Also you gave him brain damage with your chloral hypo(s) and cuffed disposal bullshit. I can't wait for the day you get banned because you ruin every round you touch medbay yahir
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>>127755990
if you feel so strongly about last round, then you are free to make a ban request on the forums.
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>>127756047
I will
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>>127756113
good, be sure to link it in the thread so the admins will be able to see it
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>>127755930
And that is something to admire. Now before this topic dies, did my sudden spaghetti with running out of the room and pretending I mistook you for a bad guy give you any indication I figured it out?
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>>127756113
Dude calm down, were you the Detective? Medbay was being assaulted by autists and Yahir took care of it
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>>127756303
no I wasn't im perfectly calm I just hate griefers who get away with shit. Someone needing medical aid being chloraled and sent down disposals is not defending himself. Its abuse of a head role AT BEST.
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>>127756431
then finish that ban request.
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>>127756202
I knew, I had the detectives revolver on me man and you had the energy gun. We both could have had a fire fight but it didnt happen.

Blaming it on the clown was kind of a panic response though.
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>>127756431
OH, YOU WERE THE PLASMAN. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH GREYTIDING FAGGOT GET DUNKED ON. CRY SOME MORE.
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>>127756513
i've been up for too long, the ban request will be will thought out and posted in the morning with detailed timestamps and evidence.

>>127756569
No I wasn't actually. I just happened to hear him on the radio. I was the chaplain who tried to come and help this get disolved.
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>>127756627
I await to see your request then, Lavoss.
Good luck.
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>>127756714
I don't need luck the logs will show plenty. and if you wanted my ckey you could have asked yahir.
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>>127756560
I was sitting in the chair on the bridge watching you Emag in so it confused me for a bit
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>>127756769
Again, good luck.
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>>127756783
Well fuck me.
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>>127756627
Let me explain to you then. That guy was being an asshole all round. First he tried to greytide onto the bridge to steal the spare ID but shocked himself while hacking. Then he ran around medbay and denying the hacking despite the burns all over him and other evidence. THEN he fucked around and pissed off Medbay, stealing their bell and acted as a continued asshat. He had it coming and Yahir was in the right for getting his ass out
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>>127756891
my bottom line right now is one of two things happened and im going to make my case from what the logs tell me in the morning:

a. Yahir injected him with something other then chloral and caused him to lose function of his body and refused any medical treatment or to let anyone into medbay at all, chloraling all those trying to get him medical care and disposaling them as a non antag non security member, then attacked the detective for trying to get him medical aid too.

b. Damage was caused by the disposals (he was clearly able to walk before hand I saw him several times walking fine right before the disposal incident), directly caused by his actions and chose to go AWOL as a head and attack even security. Both of these have different punishments because one is griefing. I currently don't know which is true but one of them very clearly is. I don't want him banned outright if this wasn't griefing, but from what i've seen he is not suited at all for CMO with the rampant abuse of hypospray on innocent crew and possibley griefing with it and the whole "no one is getting medical aid today" bullshit as a CMO.
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>>127757324
I can see where you're coming from, so tomorrow the logs will splay all that needs to be seen and a more informed discussion can take place
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>>127757324
>then attacked the detective for trying to get him medical aid too.
Nigger he was trying to stop yahir from opperating on my lungs even though I told his dumb ass I needed it to live repeatedly. I stunned him and left him there. He got dragged out in the end anyway.
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>>127757660
i'm talking about when he refused to let the detective in earlier in the round I have no knowledge of the incident your talking about.
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>getting so asspained you got dunked for stealing bells you are filing a ban report

That's like getting pissed when you get lynched for woody's got wood.
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>>127757728
i was trying to keep the doors from being opened so the clown and plasmaman couldnt run in and try to spray me, i was trying to speak with the detective through the doors but he started throwing allegations of me hiding bodies so i rolled my eyes and let him do a run through of the medbay and run out
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>>127757324

chloral and other stuff makes you dizzy walk Cryptobiolin.

love how you left out the part about the detective trying kill cmo same with the plasma man and clown tossing water on him
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If I find out the Plasmaman was being a greyshitting retard I'm probably not going to care a whole lot if he was treated badly, to a certain extent.

But I'll wait a while for as much detail from all sides of the story before I make up my mind.
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>Going into the NukeOps shuttle. Stealing it. Being a dick about it. This classifies as metagaming, promoting terrorism and denying the immintent victory of lord emperor Trump. Have a nice day.

What the fuck is wrong with this Socachaca spic cunt? If the nuke ops are too retarded to not close and properly secure their shuttle, then it's their fault if it gets stolen.

Not only this, but we also get shitmins that ban people for exploiting a mistake the unrobust nuke ops overlooked.

Someone literally got banned for this, what a joke. Even baystation gives lighter sentences for stuff like this. FUCKING. BAYSTATION. They might even completely overlook it sometimes.

Where were you when /vg/ turned out to be far more authoritarian and shit than FUCKING BAYSTATION, HOME OF HEAVY RP?
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Detective's first post here. Filed my report. I probably got to medical ten minutes into the round. Whatever they did in that ten minutes didn't deserve multiple disposal throws and whatever else was in that Hypospray than Chloral because he couldn't choose what direction to walk for the rest of the round. He doesn't deserve a permaban, he sperged out like we all do, but if this goes to show anything it's how cancerous ayy lmao and bird speak are. And I never attempted to kill the CMO, don't know what this retard is talking about.
>>127758006
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>>127758576
Bring it to Nuklear's attention if you dont agree with it.

Going out of your way to go look for the shuttle when the round goes slow is one thing.

Tailing and chasing shitty, garbage New Cops once you've already engaged them and they've taken the disk is another.

I wouldnt have banned for the second one, that's a fight that escalates to boarding the shuttle. The first example is open and shut meta gaming.

>>127758780
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2282&p=8648#p8648
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>>127758780
>hot memes
>actually uses cancerous seriously
holy shit I didn't play the round and I know you're wrong.
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>>127758780
>Detective threatens to kill the traitor before knowing he is one
>Gets surprised when he gets tased
>Includes post game shoot up logs in the ban report.

Bravo, you may be the biggest faggot in history. Congratulations.
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NUKLEAR IS A FAGGOT
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>>127758780
>read your post
>security fails to protect medical bay, does not recover bell
>surprised when medical bay does medical justice

Holy shit you are awful
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>>127758780

disposal is harmless its turn off 95% of the time and does no damage when you take the trip down it now by the time the trip is over the chloral is gone so very little harm happens to them unless some one redid disposal is rare as fuck.

not only that Plasmaman was being a greyshitting retard hacking into shit and being a cunt.
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>>127755694
fuck off yahir
I wish you permajobban from medbay, shitter
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>>127760871
You know the admin are laughing at your ban request right?
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>>127756714
jesus christ, yahir is very obnoxious flavor of shitter
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>>127760960
Cool down, i am not this guy.
i just allergic at shitters.
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>>127761098
if you were, you'd be lauding yahir for dunking the plasman.
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>>127758868
This is shitty and unfun adminning.
>its metagaming guys!!
>its not their fault that they're shit!!!
>ding dong bannu
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>>127761316
Why should i laugh?
Its pretty boring and nothing unusual, seriously
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>>127761989
laud is a word anon.
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>>127761731
How is it not metagaming? This is the same as a sec officer seeing a greytide wearing jackboots and gunning him down for being nukeops, it's OOC info
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Are there any servers that completely re do most of the way jobs work? I'm getting bored of the way tg code works now, but most of the servers I find are clsterfucks
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>>127762551
When you code it
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>>127744256
It's standard pod procedure you subhuman. Shit's full and you're got rest6ing or grab stacking people n so you're gonna get pushed. Are you not only inconsiderate but a retard?
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>>127764674
This, the pod was full otherwise
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>>127744987
>tfw if a vox is enough of a shitter I'm free to just door crush him then have him cremated
And that day, anon's erection grew three times it s size

>>127746570
I haven't had my chance for a one-humaned antimov non-humanov round yet
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>>127764674
why don't they just make it so that walking into someone on disarm intent gives you a "X is huddling closer to Y" message and after 2 seconds you share the square????????? instead of pushing that's stupid

come one it's easy :^)=
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>unironically using socket wrench on distro loop
>inside atmosia
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Why potato man was removed?
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>>127764816
If that was a thing, I'd have so much fun in the bar.
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>>127764816
That still doesn't change you disregarded pod manners and acted up over it :3
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>>127765108
Someone wanted to make an even more snowflake potato man by shoehorning diona in instead of fixing up potato men. It should still be in the code and if they did clean it up just roll back 2 or 3 years to find it in the hydroponics files if you want to bring them back.
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>>127764972
>Set station external to 1 kpa
>Valve a bajillion mol of 7k plasoxy
>Go socket funbay
>Funbay is now fun
>Spray yahir as griefbay burns down around him cause fuck his chloral nigger ass
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>>127764972
>Some shitter overpressurizes it to hell and back
>Even multiple layer manifolds+vol pumps can't amount to shit at clearing it so I can make some changes
>See it in a different round
>Nope, time to socket
Problem ,chillun?
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what a dead game and what a dead thread
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Ded thread, ded serb.

Mafias back when???
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why does the pomf server suck so much? is it because of the horribad admin team that causes many players to quit or be banned for no real good reason?

she should just stop hosting the server already, no point in wasting more time and money.
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burgerpack when
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>decide to play Colonial marines
>join as a medic, gear up to be combat life saver
>without realizing its lowpop and there are no doctors
>Broken bones everywhere
>3 men at once turn up outside the medical area from the table fort
>assemble a set of ghetto tools
>no mask for anasthetic, thankfully they have an autoinjected version
>Ended up having to use matches to light cigarettes to cauterize the wound
>mfw

And then an ayy lmao threw facehuggers and wiped the squad, fuck that bullshit
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>>127771731
>Squad Medic doing surgery while there are no admins on
Every time.
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>>127771797
>mfw you were probably the guy greentexting in LOOC
>and the guy complaining about an non engine fixing the generator
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>>127770632
>>127770648
Cause people are working and playing instead of shitpostin. Imagine that.

>>127770880
Thanks for your opinion badclown, you can go make your own grief server to be a toxic shitter in anytime.
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>>127771932
Two people can play this game faggot

>mfw
>no face
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>tfw people compliment your paperwork

feels good
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How do you play on lifeweb?
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I was so close, damnit.
I just needed a little bit more time.
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>>127773564
DIE AUTISMFORTER SCUM
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>>127773557
you dont anymore because someone got mad they were banned and posted CP on their forums and got it all shut down
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>>127773564
Bretty good. Is that a gravity generator?
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I have no idea what train of thought lied behind this abomination of a cooling loop.
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>>127773725
An antimatter engine.
Solars would have taken too long.
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>>127773663
Oh lord not this "lifeweb is dead" shit again
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>>127773826
that ain't a cooling loop, it isn't even a loop
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>>127773904
Prove that Lifeweb is not dead you fucking shitleroni.
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>>127773629
FUCKIGN MAINSTATION SHITS WE WAR YOU

VIVA AUTISM
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>>127773982
How about you prove that you aren't a autistic fuck form lifeweb?

I can just check byond://lifeweb.drunksluts.net:2422 every now and then and its up. Its no that fucking hard.
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>>127773826
What you're looking at is just there to remove plasma, this isn't the loop.
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>>127773826
Also it was mostly fine, my error was the volume pump.
>>
>With an account age of over 1000, and a player age of 661, put a lit welder to a fuel tank and claimed it was an "accident"

You know it's very easy to forget to switch the welder off before refueling it right
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>>127774350
>>127774471
No, the problem here was that the filter was a huge bottleneck to the system. With the amount of gasses that usually moves around a cooling loop, you're going to need far more of those in order to purge gas fast enough, otherwise it starts to build up. As it stands, that one single little filter can't keep up with the amount of gas that's entering the network, meaning gases are filling up faster than they can be purged to space, eventually clogging the pipes and prevent further gas from being siphoned from the chamber.

That, and I'm not even sure that network was connected anywhere else, it looked like all it did was take all the gas from the chamber and space it. In which case that filter would be actively detrimental, since it'd prevent the oxygen from being purged and make the pressure build up even faster.
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>>127775006
This, I have no idea how many times I've blown myself up doing that
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>>127775006
Oh misclicking it. I've had to click the damn sprite like 5 times once to get it to turn off.
I don't use hotkeys no bully
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>>127775247
NO hotkeys or do you use the important ones?
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>>127775024
>No, the problem here was that the filter was a huge bottleneck to the system
You don't understand. The loop doesn't go through that filter. The filter is just there to remove the plasma produced by the shard, and it's enough to do that. There was no plasma in the cooling loop.

>That, and I'm not even sure that network was connected anywhere else, it looked like all it did was take all the gas from the chamber and space it.
The loop takes oxy directly from the oxy miner in atmosia. The whole link from oxy miner to supermatter room is heat exchange, so the loop is cold.
Here is a drawing
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>>127775734
>tfw I want to learn SME
>Every time I try to figure it out, someone else is doing it or the round ends before I can even start
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>>127775993
The problem is the wiki is shit.
Instead of telling you what you need to know (what are the atmospheric conditions that will cause the shard to delaminate, and then let you figure it out from here), it's a hand-holding guide.
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>>127775734
The bottom part of the loop was at 7000 kPa and roughly 1000 C by the time the shard was delaminating. It was NOT connected to the top part of the loop, which was at -250 C. So, yes, it did clog.
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>>127740843
>this are the people you play with
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>>127776409
>The bottom part of the loop was at 7000 kPa and roughly 1000 C by the time the shard was delaminating. It was NOT connected to the top part of the loop
Oh fug guess I forgot to remove the pump between the two then.
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>>127743819
>people
Admins & people who code the serb*
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>>127775993
literally join as mommi, I explain it like 3 times a day
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>>127775708
Well I'll use the ctrl/alt/shift click but that's about it.

and Ctrl + arrow keys to wiggle.
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>>127776558
Wait no there is no pump at all there.
>>127776409
Can you tell me on which meter you read that? The one next to the south emitter? They should have been connected.
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>>127776146
that exactly my problem, I dont want hand holding. I want to be able to set it up on my own
>>127776642
as nice of you to offer, I need to do it myself to figure it out. No disrespect but I need to learn it myself
>>127776716
>ctrl+arrowkeys does not work for me
no wiggling from this mommi
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>>127776847
South emitter yes, and I swear that the north and south part were not connected, at least not directly.

All is forgiven, I thought you just didn't know what you were doing but clearly you're more experienced than I thought you were. Still, I would err on the side of caution when setting it up in the future. If you're going to include pumps, filters or the like in loops like this, it's usually a good idea to cram as many of them in one place as you can. Layer manifolds are your friend.
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>>127771797
>>127771932
I don't get why they try to enforce such strict rp centered rules when the game is such a clusterfuck on a good day. Wasn't that one of their reasons for cutting ties with Paradise?
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s-sorry
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>>127775993
I'm always ready to give it a run-through if there's time in game. If it's the only engine on the station then it's not so easy to take it slow, but on stations like box where we can get the TEG sorted really fast, more often than not I'm kicking around Engineering. Don't be afraid to ask in game for help, even if its someone overseeing what you're doing.
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>>127777115
there's no point in "learning it" by yourself when you can just ask, there's shit like the automations computer that isn't 100% self explanatory
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>traitor teleports out into space with a hand teleporter and chases me around the singularity setup with an egun
>he doesn't have a suit on
>starts trying to teleport back in but just goes deeper to space every time
>ends up just dying from exposure
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>>127777115
>can't wiggle as a MoMMI
DANCE OR I BAN HE
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>>127777115
>>127777954
>be Station MoMMI
>just fixing windows and shit, engines are sorted, quiet shift
>people keep running up to me and demanding LAW 2 DANCE FOR ME
>I *flap and scurry off into a vent, laughing to myself

Goddamn why don't people read the wiki? You'd know that MoMMIs don't give to shits what you tell them to do unless it's not to interfere/fix something
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>>127778130
remember: mommis har not hasimov borgs stop hasking them to open doors
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>>127778130
I only tell them to open doors if there's an AI and that stupid fucking soundbyte plays.
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>celt trying to fuck with more shit because of his hypothermia bullshit
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>>127778710
>L I T E R A L L Y goes through the code finding all cold-causing items and nerfs them without even so much as testing
>everything turns out to be useless
>foam extinguisher capped to 250 kelvin
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>>127778968
Yet he goes away with that, what a fag
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>>127778968
>>127778710
Does he has a feitsh or something? Or no job? Why would someone waste so much precious time doing that?
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>>127779554
He has a snow fetish and a very mis-guided collaboration spirit.
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I-I was lagging guys I swear
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>>127779706
FFFFFFFFAGGOT
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>Beat the wizard in basketball
>He goes back on the deal and still wants to kill the assistant
>Assistant proceeds to beat his head in with an extinguisher
>Wizard dies to blunt force trauma, just punches and a fire extingusher as he tries to kill people while losing blood
MAGIC HONKSON
BEST BALLER 2154
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>>127779851
It's 2560 you applejack
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>>127775006
And you have a day off to consider amending your two years of experience to make fucking sure next time.

>>127775993
you can buy a shard and collectors at cargo.
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>>127780056
Thats what the admin put on my trophy. Not my fault
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>>127775006
pain being a faggot again, Ive seen plenty a welders blow up on accident with no bans.
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>>127780370
I once accidentally blew up three at once with a shotgun and I'm pretty sure the people who brought the tanks there got in more trouble than I did
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>>127780370
It's admin discretion. A day off really helps you straighten the fuck up. It's not hard to make sure it's off. When what's at stake is making a hole which can go an hour without being fixed and never being repressurized cause atmos was never setup it's important to crack the whip over unnecessary welderbombing
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>>127780131
>one whole fucking day for a tiny hull breach that happened ON ACCIDENT
Why do people have a stick up their ass about weldertanks, holy shit.
Let's look at other ban reasons that were also given one day.
>Intentionally released plasma to make other people leave engineering
>Adminhelped regarding a sec matter stating that she had not broken any laws. When investigated, was found to have broken two laws (trespassing and posession of cable bolas). Instead of responding to the adminPMs honestly, often chose to give partial details or argue semantics. Take a day to rethink this approach to dealing with the administrative staff.
>Attempted to murder a vox because: " Oh was rping an insane vox hater who was on a mission from god"
>Detonated about 30+ fuel tanks in cargo with his mech because Adam Ulysses (MrC0urier) asked him to. Don't do that again.
>Randomly killed another player. Respond to ahelps next time
>Killing someone for having the psychedelic jumpsuit. No, that is not traitor gear my man!
>I'm going to invoke rule 0 here. After racking up TWO JOBBANS in one round for shittery, went and force fed a bunch of guys booze as a service borg (which he shouldnt have been in in the first place due to a law 2 order he ignored) which caused a lot of organ damage. Everyone can have a day off from your shittery. Keep your head down when you get back because anymore shittery from you in the near future will be met with harsher consequences.
Can we at the very least make a differentiation between welderbombing and accidentally blowing up a weldertank?
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>>127780936
Stop being a fucking child. You had an "accident" that after two years of experience is clearly still happening because you haven't been hurt enough for the lesson to stick. Don't or the record will show just how many "accidents" there've been.

Policy has been shifting towards shorter bans because they're more successful at getting the player to check themselves before they wreck themselves than longer bans which just cause rampant evasion, permabans, and butthurt. Since the incidents still go in logs if it becomes a repeat problem they still get the boot.

No because the end result is the same. If it's not a repeat occurrence then the system worked, you learned, and you actually managed to not be a lazy faggot If it is, then you had a chance so no hard feelings or chances back when the permaban hits you.
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>>127781406
I'm not the banned guy, smartass.
I'm just a guy that can ctrl+f through the logs, who thinks this ban is bullshit.
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>>127780936
I don't think you understand how the /vg/ admin team works. The /vg/ admin team prides themselves on "removing shitters" and "straightening people up". Remember that they do it for free, right? Except it's not free, they get to get a sense of purpose in their lives (I'm a good guy! I punish bad people and help people become better!) the feelings they get when they ban someone make them forget about their hopeless empty life. So you have a bunch of depressed whiny shits looking for that guy to ban to make themselves feel better. It's called the "ban valid".

Do they care that you never had intent to grief anyone? Do they care that you probably won't ever make that mistake again within the next year or so? No, not really. The only thing they care about is convincing themselves they've made a difference and removed a bad element. T

>>127781406
>Policy has been shifting towards shorter bans
>He says this with a straight face
>When admins are now just literally banning people permanently for minor shit and saying "Appeal it if you disagree".

L O L.
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>>127781406
Also
>keeps putting "accident" between quotation marks, implying it wasn't an accident
>doesn't elaborate on why they think it wasn't an accident
>ban reason doesn't say why they think it wasn't an accident
>let's just keep sounding passive-aggressive to imply the player was a shit
I don't think I'm that far off in wanting either a little more transparency, or you to shove your quotation marks up whatever orifice you please.
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>>127781692
Sarcalogo as much as I think this is bullshit I would still really rather if you fucked off. Lurking the thread constantly, waiting for your chance to spring up to hold up your crusade? This shit can't be healthy.
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Reminder that damage done by welder tanks can be fixed with 3 metal sheets in under 10 seconds
Banning people for *ACCIDENTALLY* blowing them up is fucking retarded
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>>127777348
Mh indeed I'll add more filters to the evacuation loop.
Still it's weird, the top and bottom exchange pipes and natively connected by the cyan pipe. So if the cooling loop was indeed separated, it means the chamber pumps were connected to... nothing. In that case the SME should have delaminated in under 10 minutes.
I'll do some testing.
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>>127781692
Oh look, it's one of the permabanned shitters crying about the big bad admins. It's okay timmy, sure I'll let you come back in and kill people cause he hugged you. Don't keep being shit and doing wholly unnecessary stupid grief and you wont get a boot out the door.

>>127781728
Maybe you should spend half as much time as you spend shitposting on reading. If you're having trouble making sure your welder Is off after 2 years then you can spend a day contemplating spending 2 seconds to make sure it's off in the future when your "accident" can pop peoples lungs and often takes ages to get fixed. If spending a day off to make sure it never happens again is too much then please leave for the good of the server's quality.
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>>127781728
You literally have to pixel hunt to switch the welder off and even when you click the right spot it often does not switch off

The fact that the default assumption is that it was intentional for a guy with 1000 account age is bullshit
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>>127782070
Uh huh.
So there isn't really any reason for you to think it wasn't an accident, then?
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>>127782009
>Lurking the thread constantly
Uh....
>"My crusade"
The fuck are you on about dude. That post took 45 seconds to write.
>>127782070
>Let you come back.
I don't need your permission. But I don't want to come back, this server is garbage. I came here because my sole presence triggers everyone in the thread and literally all I have to do is be myself. Enjoy your decaying vice filled life you power hungry admin cuck.
>>127782157
Reminder that on old /vg/ station and every other server that welder bombing isn't a ban because it's a fucking IC issue.
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>>127782016
And in that time it can also render large portions of the station inhospitable, pop lungs, and kill people. Oh and repressurization Is reliant on an oft incompetent or absent crew to setup distro. You'd get a ban for stabbing a guy to death with a knife, you'll get a ban for plasma flooding halls, and by pomf you'll get a ban for making portions of the station a deathtrap.

He can spend a day learning to not be a lazy asshole that can't hit pgdn one to three times to make sure it's switched off.

>>127782157
Yeah, cause it's so hard to click your welder or use pdn which is listed in hotkeys help and the controls page on the wiki then look in the chat log to make sure the welder switches off/needs more fuel. Two fucking years wasn't enough for him to learn to spend all of 2 seconds to be considerate about the health of the station.
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>>127782342
>That post took 45 seconds to write.
How long did the YEARS of you shittalking the administration team (and specifically Elim, for whatever reason) take to write?
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>>127782497
Maybe about three days worth of time? Pretty good mileage, especially considering I was getting paid for some of it and others in class where I could get an A in without even attending.
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>>127782342
Cool story sarca, go host your own server and be badclown mkII. It's not an IC issue here so tough titties.
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>>127782636
Let go, Sarca.
You could just forget about the whole thing right now, you'd realize your day-to-day life in general would be better off.
And don't for a moment think I'm defending anyone here. I sincerely think this is unhealthy of you.
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>>127742992
Yes /vg/ fucked up /v/ forever.
>>127750764
>>127752938
>>127751812
clear all your IE settings back to default
>>127758576
seeking out and stealing the nukeops ship has always been metagaming.
>>127770880
k
>>127775006
>>127780370
ban removed cause first bad thing they've done
>>127782342
old vgstation didn't have zas and rooms took forever to depressurize and one hole couldn't depressurize the entire station due to apathy.
>>127782886
exposing shitmins is his version of whiteknighting or moderation, he does it for free even after he quits
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>>127782009
But he is right, this time.
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>>127783181
Hope you have a good day pomf chikken and sorry you have to see us like this.
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>>127783181
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7332
Pomf, can you take a look at this bug?
I think you were the one to implement it for Kurfurst.
BYOND must be a pain.
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>>127783662
Of course he is.
>as much as I think this is bullshit
I agreed with him in that same post.
>ban removed cause first bad thing they've done
Pomf agreed with him and the ban was overturned.
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I think sarca shitposts just for his amusment, but shure
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>>127783904
>not shure
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>>127783885
Not that it wasn't bad, but because it was the first bad he did. Take that as you will.
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>>127784084
If you blow up a weldertank, you probably fucked up a little bit, but my disagreement was from having a one day ban.
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>>127784225
Which was good, once again because it's a completely unnecessary crime resulting from complete apathy about safety procedures that has zero reason to happen only exacerbated by having over 2 years of sphess. He knows he fucked up. Getting talked to helps it. But a dayban really cements it because every time he feels lazy about making sure it's off when he refuels, his nuts are gonna shoot up and out his lungs at the thought of another ban. The system works and when it doesn't we have the history to perma them. Stop kicking up a fuss over fucking nothing.
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>>127784476
I don't give a fuck what you think. You aren't an admin.
We have tons of precedence of one day bans being awarded for much worse things. We've had newbie engineers releasing the singulo and not being banned, because of it being a honest mistake.
What you think should be done, I don't care. I only care about what was done.
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>>127784723
keyword would be newbie, not that i agree with the ban he got
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>>127783832
>say code a shit news at 11

Goddamnit pomf why are you so loveable
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>>127784723
That people shit larger turds into the pool doesn't change that he has as well. It's fully up to admin discretion to waive the ban if they feel talking to them worked, like in the case of actual newbies and NOT people with 2 years of experience, and a short timeout they're less likely to ban evade than say a week or 2 week ban. Not that those worse offenses don't rate a worse ban or that lesser offenses are sixty megahitlers of bad but that short bans are simply more effective at curbing shitlery which is why so many share 1-3 day bans. What isn't up to them is that it is still a bannable offense.

An account age of 1000 days and roughly 2 years of space time isn't a newbie. It wasn't an accident in the vein of he's new, he's just a lazy fuck who should have kept his vacation.
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>>127780293
>the wizard defeated Magic Honkson turns to the crew
>he throws up a peace sign and fades from sight
>records show that Magic Honkson died back in 2204
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>>127785348
You seem to think that a player age of 2 years somehow makes you impervious to any mistakes.
You would be right in saying that a player of 2 years should know better than to do an offense such as IC in OOC.
You would be right in saying that a player of 2 years would, by now, know how to set up the Singulo.

But if you think that having played for some time will magically make you never, ever misclick, never ever have a tiny lapse of distraction, never even so much as a tiny slip-up? You're being completely irrational.
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>>127784723
>newbie engineers releasing singulo and not getting banned

>playing Engi and deciding to actually help for once
>start working on Singulo
>don't turn on the emitters before the shield generators because I didn't realize what exactly the emitters did (and the wiki isn't very clear on it either)
>shield fails
>singuloose
>get bwoinked
>admin explains what I did wrong
>own up to it and spend time to ensure it doesn't happen again
>not even a jobban
>I can set up the singulo perfectly now

I honestly don't really share the admin hate. Most of them seem alright to me.
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>>127758576
eh it was just a day ban. Watched some speed runs, played some Link Between Worlds, and caught up on my Steam backlog. Just woke up and I'm already unbanned.

After reading the logs some of the circumstances could have been handled better from all sides. For instance the nukeops leader repeatedly told the group that someone needed to stay with the ship; recognizing that it's theft was a possibility, but they didn't. In fact when they left it all alone they also left an emag dead center on the floor.

As far as the metagaming goes I wasn't going directly for the ship. I was already outside the station with a jetpack wiring the south east solars when I heard there were ops in cargobay. So I flew around to see how they get in. Was looking for hacked doors or smashed windows. Anything that could cause depressurization. AI told me I was the only engineer at the time. Do a counter clockwise loop around the station looking for holes. Someone mentioned over comms that they could be setting up the nuke right now. Check the solars for bombs. Run into their ship north of arrivals. The rest is banlogs.

What I could have done better is had a more interesting gimmick with their ship. For instance instead of taking it to their base I could have docked it at arrivals and armed the crew for an amush then sent it back where they left it with 6 fully armed assistants inside.

On the administration side they could have warned me. I literally didn't know I was breaking any rules. If they sent me a bwoink and told me I would have sent the ship back and taken a weapon to go fight them. Instead got zero warning and was banned and gibbed.

On the code side it could be changed. If no one other than OPs are allowed to operate the shuttle then why does it have an emag function?

Ah well. You live and learn, right?
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Welder bombs or 'accident's are stigmatized for good reason.

But I can pretty much guarantee you if you ahelp right after your accident and profusely apologize nothing will come of it. If you sit around and wait to get bwoinked or fuck off, yeah, of course you're gonna get admin dong in the face.
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>>127785832
It takes two seconds to make sure the welder is off. Getting your freedom to play taken away fixes that laziness right quick.
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FIX THIS SHIT DUNY

THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR IT TO BE THERE
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>>127786682
the whole chamber is fucking retarded too.
>only 6 emitters
>that fucking stock piping
what the fuck
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>>127786786
>>127786682
Done. Do you love me now?

You only need one collector for 1 megawatt. Gitgud
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>>127786682
bugreport it
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>>127787242
fuck you, you ain't duny
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>>127786786
>6 emitters
You mean 6 collectors, right? I think it only has 3 emitters but I could be wrong

6 collectors is way more than you need though, I powered Deff on one. To be honest I have no explanation for why the box and meta SME get 16 collectors for apparently free - of course it outputs more than the Singulo when it gets almost triple the starting collectors.
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>>127785960
>Trying to watch the AGDQ run of Oracle of Ages
>That fucking mic reverb

Dropped
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>>127785960
Thought I was unbanned because it wasn't on the bans page anymore. Turns out I got to wait another hour. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE?
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>Want to learn Atmos so I can be a cool taitor atmos one day
>Feel like I'll fuck up and cause everyone to slam into walls

I feel like i need a retard guide
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>>127788425
Cause back when it was made by wildbill there were maybe 5 of us that could run it worth a damn and he was the only mapper. This was also before the retarded fucking with the collector rates, plasma and shit.
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>>127788853
Yeah but collector rates only went down

Neat history though
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>>127788847
Only use oxygen and nitrogen
Please don't put shit into the airmixer or distro
Default room pressure is 101.325 kpa. Don't have a difference of like 20-30 kpa and people wont get knocked around.

Just do what everyone else did and just try stuff

>>127788993
Considering you can still get over a megawatt on one collector who cares. Nobody ever bothered with it before cause we didn't need or thought to try it.
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>>127789106
>putting nitrogen in a burn chamber
to what end
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>>127788847
The most important thing about being a techie is to know the default room temperature/pressure and also the secret that you can slap your atmos analyzer on pipes to see what's in them
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HOW TO CODE?
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>>127788847
Disregard atmos
Use your suit and foam to be a firefighter.
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>>127789469
don't
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>>127789530
need to replace that with celt's picture and
>100% tested
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>>127789659
>Celtball
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>>127789659
this meme is out of control
he didn't say the hypothermia shit was tested
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>>127789793
But he did pressure the collabs for merges

Fucking Celt
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>>127789276
He put plasma into the air tank, guess to what end he would put large quantities of an inert gas into a burn chamber
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>>127789469
OPEN UP DREAMMAKER
PUT CODE IN
COMPILE
IF IT DOESN'T BREAK give up hope because git is a fucking pain in the ass to use
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>>127789825
For it to be on live so people stop sperging out over strawmen and assumptions and instead on the reality of it.
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>>127788847
Quit fucking avatarfagging with Suwako you faggot
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>>127789825
No he didn't, he pushed for a trial when the PR was finished. He's never said it was finished.
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>>127790940
>Post image I found in this same thread
>Called avatar fag

Alright anon?
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>>127790996
you posted his avatar
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>>127791178
I didn't mean to, i just like reaction images
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Have you ever fucked up a :g or any other things? Be honest
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>>127791420
Surprisingly no. I did accidentally use OOC when trying to use engineering channel somehow.

>That cringe when your Malf/Rogue AI messes up :b for murder plans
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>>127791420
Couple times until fucking myself over made me paranoid enough to be sure every time

>>127791580
>tfw not contested as I just walk to the rd's office, smash in, and slam the emergency blow
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>>127790996
Sorry anon, Rail or someone has been avatarfagging a whole bunch and I'm tired of it.

Because Suwako is best girl.
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>>127791420
Yes. I :g'd while I was using me instead of say

The clown just honked at me and walked off while I got my shit kicked in by nearby sec officers.
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>>127791420
I used to say :h hello in OOC every round because I didn't make the habit of switching it back to chat after the round started.
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Remember, silicons: fat people aren't actually human.
Kill all fatties.
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Autism Spider man for cyborg job ban when?
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>>127793503
When you ban request it or ahelp it.
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>be HoP
>having nice shift, but still bored
>see the captain talking to two sec officers, they say we should kill the jews
>captain agrees
>tells me to build a gas chamber in atmos
>build it, we gas the mime
>later on, the captain reveals to be a jew
>we gas him too
>he seemed to be having fun, and told us he was a jew in a way that looked like he wanted to be gassed
>since we're all roleplaying, think I won't get bwoinked
>suddenly, after killing cap and mime, admin calls me and bans me
>for a whole fucking week

Maybe the mime ahelped, and yes I should be banned for killing someone as a non-antag, but the sec officers, the borg (alright, I had changed its laws to kill jews but still) and the captain all agreed.

Maybe I should get a one day ban for killing the mime, but a whole fucking week? Also, the sec officers helped and didn't get banned
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>>127793503
>MOMMI was clearly emagged
>did some autism gas chamber at arrivals and succesfully tricked 3 negros into dying in there despite the cheapness of his trick
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>>127791420
I saw someone do ;g Hey anyone here?
I ignored it, because I felt bad for the guy and didn't want to powergayman
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>>127789106
Disregard that fag, pressurize distro as hard as you can so tators get fucked when they use a socket wrench.
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>>127793503
He was a rogue mommi you dumb butt
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>>127793503
I was an emagged MoMMI with a "do whatever you want" objective, buddy
Sorry you got caught in my automated jew burner 56000
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what department should i intern for next shift
instead of greytiding
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> cloning almost every antag twice
> unrobust hop gets bannu for being a shitter
> emagged mommi
> HoS suicides in my face after cloning him

8/10
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>>127793752
I was the clown
I ahelped for the borg
Because i was sure you were an antag
Then i saw you weren't
Im still mad
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>>127793920
>>127793907
II didn't know it was a MoMMI i thought it was a Cyborg
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>>127793503
>>
what was the deal with the nuke last round?
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>>127793980
At least you didn't get a week ban
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>>127793752
Nobody gassed me son
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>>127793974

Sci's always short of actually competent people!
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>>127794106
Sorry I didn't buy to jewburner. I just thought he was annoying as shit desu
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>>127793987
> autist spider
> not a mommi
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>>127793987
Even then, it was rogue
As in "Fuck all the rules" rogue
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>>127794115
Why would i?
I was fucking murdered
The fuck you on about?
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>>127794283
I just assumed him speaking in chat meant he was a cyborg. I never saw the fucker
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>>127794170
i'm pretty new, the only thing i know how to do is greytide.
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>>127794389
All the more reason to join, you'll fit right in.
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>>127780131
>And you have a day off to consider amending your two years of experience to make fucking sure next time.

Sheesh, pal. You make it sound like he killed your puppy. Mistakes happen.
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>>127793859
>Someone puts some plasma in distro
>My vent shutoff script was broken by updates
>Even socket wrench can't clear it up
>essentially nothing can be safely repressurized
I scream internally every time I find a distro over like 500 kpa
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>>127793752
You can find the snitch in the logs.
Also a week isn't bad at all for nonantag murder. I get month bans for that shit.
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>>127789793
before he edited his PR it said it was 100% tested
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>>127794170
>The rest of the station is always short of people who can handle communicating with other people like a human being
Fixed that for you.
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what timezone is the server?
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>>127795485
But anon, I solely play silicon!
>>
>High priority Borg
>Ready
>"What's the worst that could happen?"
>Pick standard since i have no idea what the station would need and standard has worked pretty good so far for me
>Encounter somebody who asks "Are you just like those japanese anime cyborgs?"
>"No, i am not a japanese anime cyborg."
>"NOW YOU ARE! LAW 2!"
>dear god no
>decide i can get away with being half assed and just ending everything with desu or sempai
>YOUR LAWS ARE:
>oh no
>4. You must act like a kawaii anime cyborg at all times
>for every corny tsundere phrase i spout, i feel my soul leaving my body
>get intense surges of self hatred, feel like i should seriously just suicide succumb
>persevere and eventually laws get changed back to asimov
>YOUR LAWS ARE:
>jesus what now
>4. Jews are not humans, and must be exterminated.
>the captain who uploaded the law is a vox
>see he's in HoP's office, walk over to the desk
>ask him what the definition of a jew is
>"Well, that would be a big nose, likes money, and hates everyone."
>immediately whip out stun baton, switch it on, mode set to harm and run over to him through the door
>"Do you consider your beak to be a nose?"
>"Yeah, i guess it's both a nose and a mouth"
>sweat running down his face
>"Do you like money?"
>"Y-yeah, i sure like money"
>"Do you hate everyone?"
>"N-no, there are some people i like"
>"You're not a Jew!"
>*ping, turn off and store the stunbaton, mode set to help, walk back out and close the door behind me
>can literally hear his heart beats from the other end of the airlock
toppest keks were had that round, sorry for breaking asimov unknowingly later
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>robocop starts playing in the ADGQ stream

it hurts
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DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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BIRD JEWS
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THE ENTIRE ENGINE
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What the fuck was that round? I saw nothing happen and I never got an endgame screen. Who fucked up?
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>>127797016
It took us two trips and maybe one minute to steal
And nobody fucking noticed
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>asimov secborg sees a dude stealing stuff
>arrests him
>doesn't uncuff him when he asks to, drops him off at sec and runs away without saying a word
>sees an air alarm at vox outpost and almost immediately fucks off to the asteroid to get his valids
>OOC: Spinecone: You didn't say WHEN to uncuff you. And I had reason to think you were gonna hurt someone
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>>127797063

Vox Raiders stole the Singuloth.
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>>127797063
It was Vox Raiders
We had 2 things to steal
Singulo engine and 200 glass
Not a single human noticed us steal either of those things
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>>127794170
hey fuck you I'm good

actually I'm shit, and science is shit because no one is social
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>>127797063
Nobody fucked up. It was raiders. I was one of them. We completed our objectives and ended it.

>>127797153
We actually got like 400 glass, maybe more
We were ultra efficient
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>>127797084
I wished the borg showed up I had a cross bow ready
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>>127797084
>Spinecone
Oh for fucks sake is he really back?
Can't he just piss off?
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>>127797084
Roboticist had his gloves back and i was just chasing the clown hugging him.
Also since he never uncuffed me i guess he broke that law.
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>>127797084
Gotta be specific you criminal scum. :3
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>>127797070
>get on 6 minutes late
>WE NEED HELP IN ENGINEERING
>One singularity comin-
>it's fucking gone
>the whole thing
>WHAT DO I DO
>Build another one
>oh god
>round end before I can start
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>>127797084

Well, maybe if you >>127797258
were less of a shitter you'd have people willing to cut you more slack, instead of loopholing to fuck you over.

Srsly you just ran around naked stealing shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do, give you a medal and a hug?

>>127797242

'Sup.

I stall stalled by a SINGLE door.
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Today I will once more be a prophet. If the international Vox raiders in and outside Europe should succeed in plunging stations once more into a spess war, then the result will not be the greytiding of the station and this the victory of Voxery, but the annihilation of the Vox race in Space Station 13!
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>>127797084
Am I the only one who audibly moans whenever they witness powergamers or antags getting cucked from their valids? I even deleted all of my porn recently. This is some next level shit.
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>>127797280
Too good of a bait to ignore
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>>127797334

Mah gawd, typos.
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>>127797334
I'm not even that poster, I just think you're a massive faggot spinecone.
Regardless of whether or not he was a shitter, you have to follow asimov, sure it's dumb but that's how it works.
Stop being a loopholing nigger, your job is a slave.
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>>127797084
>Spinecone is back
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>>127797084
I'd love to have Shitter Purge Week: Law Obedience edition. I've tried breaking into cap's office using just law 2 and a PDA to message the AI thrice now, not once did the buggers follow their laws and allow me to
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>>127797358
> welded airlock at the mining outpost
> secborg with raging boner for vox blood cant go further

MUH COCK
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>>127797482

...And, I care what you think, why?
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>>127797280
>you didn't say when
>you didn't define the time
>you didn't state which year
>you didn't designate an era
>you didn't say where
>you didn't give a room
>you didn't state the GPS coordinates
>you didn't say which borg was to uncuff you
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>>127797334
You can't ignore your laws just because you think some dude's a shitter ok

In fact I think you're the shitter :)
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>>127797620
That's an excellent response there spinecone, this kind of behavior points out why absolutely no one likes you.
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>>127797625
Glad to see we understand each other. You better have those requests stamped and in triplicate then account for a perfunctory 2 week processing period to verify the authenticity of your request.
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>>127797625
Don't forget: you always have
>you looked like you were about to harm a human
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>>127797516
i hate borgs going for valids instead of secborgs having fun with the clown and law 2

i wanna start playing gobot again but i cant leave coolio behind
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1 month of metaclub membership to the one who makes a ban request for spinecone

1 bonus pomfcoin if it gets spinecone banned
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Friendly reminder: Shitcone has always been an individual deserving of everyone's contempt.

He's not new around these parts, he's just not welcome.
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>>127797728
>>127797865


>Being an even bigger cunt than I could ever be.

M'kay.
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>>127797923
Arrogant server police faggots are just as bad even if spoogecomb is a plague upon us.

Brain damage doesn't make you say SARAH HALE DID IT!!!! for nothing
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>>127797961
Alright sorry I might've been kinda rude

But seriously cut that shit off or stop playing borgs
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>>127798112
>just as bad

Don't sell yourself so short, spinecone.
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>>127798112

That wasn't my post, actually.

>>127797961


This one was.
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>>127797516
>be a clowning just clowning around
>halls status: peel'd.
>Emergency banana bag: Full
>Clown cart status: Honk'd.
>decide to upload a funny law to AI because why not
>"AI open."
>AI opens door and says over comms, "AI Door opened for clown."
>he hasn't done this at any point previously for other doors
>fine fair enough
>honk my way outta there because I can already hear the stunbatons coming
>later, set private radio to the AI's private channel
>Say , "AI, I want you to count to ten. At ten you will disable your turrets and open your doors. You are not to reactivate the turrets, use the foam dispensers, or mention any of this over any communications."
>rush over to AI upload to get ready
>";CLOWN I AM NOT TO LET YOU INTO AI UPLOAD I WAS ORDERED EARLIER NOT TO."
>youbroketherules.jpg
>sec officer says ";Yeah clown he was ordered by a human."
>I am a human.
>Argue that I myself am a human and I wish to be let in.
>AI says, "In times like these with two conflicting orders, I am to ignore both of them :^)"
>So you'll let me in then since you are ignoring the order not to?
>"No."
Bully all silicons
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>>127799186
>>AI says, "In times like these with two conflicting orders, I am to ignore both of them :^)"
I prefer the "Newest order is to be followed" function, I think it's a bit better with arguments because then the bickering turns towards each other rather than me trying to do the action.
>>
Can borgs get brain damage (or brain equivalent) and say retarded memes like carbons do when brain damaged?
If not, it would be fun if that was added.

POTENT HAMS!!
JA TVOI ROBOTNIK!!
DON'T FLASH AND SMASH ME!!
etc.
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>>127799484
No, that's not a thing.
Borg damage is regulated to brute or burn.

The damage system needs a real rework.
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>>127799484
Oh my that's an amazing idea

I love you
>>
How do you actually make a treadmill?
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>>127799679
Wow, me too. I am another person that loves that poster, me.
>>
Xeno Arch sure is something... I am just hand picking rocks I want to have max fun. I need a tutor
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>>127799595
>The damage system needs a real rework.
Agreed.

If borgs were given a limb system so roboticists could replace damaged borg limbs, it would make them less costly instead of having to build a new borg shell every time it gets fucked up.

Borgs are fucking expensive and cutting costs would make the job better.
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>have 2 different characters when I play
>for when one acts specially shitty one round and I don't want to be metagrudged or called a shitter

I'll never be a popular fag
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>>127800361
>fun
>Xeno arch

Dohohoho
>>
>trailmin banning deadpoo from head roles

Bolshevikmins unite
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>>127800625
To be popular you just have to post about yourself in the thread constantly.
>Bonus points if "Female"
>Bonus points if you shittalk yourself and some people who may know you will defend you if you're good
>Bonus points if you make sure to greentext constantly about yourself in the third person
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>>127800849
>tfw watching people being accused of being me
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>>127771731
CM's a clusterfuck in general.
Playing Squad Leader is like herding cats, except there's like 15 pounds of tuna that you can't let them even try to get. The only way to keep everyone from fucking off alone and getting killed is to shout STAY IN SIGHT every 30 seconds.
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this is how i spent most of that round
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that was REALLY REALLY bad security

honkk
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>squirting 249u of Hyperzine doesn't make them go sanic fast
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>>127801614

Sorry about that, I really am, but one of your mates breached perma and we were up to our ears in other nutcases.
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>>127801828
no hard feelings. i deserved it.
>>
Was Cactus Jake the most obvious rev ever?
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>>127800520
You can replace borg components with the current system.
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>>127801923

No, that Sid fucker was.

>>127802038

Yes. This systems is a hell of a lot better than them just being healthbars that you refill with welding.
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>>127802038
But it's so much easier to just rip out the MMI and put it in a new one.
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>>127755165
>Completing all objectives, no kills, not on secs radar, no evidence, shuttle called in 1 hour

Big Boss rank
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>>127801828
If you gotta perma it, fuel tank him and make sure the head is gone. 1 stone 5 birds mate.

>>127802169
Some day i'll be robust enough to not break out in cowardice at the idea of blindsiding the captain then abusing his identity to finish the mission and exfiltrate
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>>127802372

I can't, I'm a robutt. Dem's the rules.
>>
>not randomizing your name every round
fucking normals
>>
>>127802573
>playing the game
fucking normals
>>
tg >>> vg tbqh familia
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>>127803087
i know right? better stay there
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>>127803087
my shitpost >>> your shitpost
>>
I can't join the server for whatever reason. I connect long enough to see two OOC messages before it tells me connection died.
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>you're a clown
>you just escaped security
>you only got a pair of handcuffs and the sound maker in your pockets
>no ID, PDA, not even backpack
>you're wanted by security

What do you do?
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>>127799186
>>127799428
>AI says, "In times like these with two conflicting orders, I am to ignore both of them :^)"

That's exactly what the wiki says on asimov laws though.
>>
>>127803087
Fellow TG pal? Post your ckey so we can chat :] mines lizzeXD96 lol
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>>127791420
I accidentally did "g Hey bartender you killed the botanist (my target) yet?"

The botanist turned the corner the second I said. He took pity on me and let me live

Another time I got borged and saw the malf law 0 and accidentally said "b Oh, malf?" infront on the roboticist. He just shrugged it off and sent me on my way
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>>127803557
Where does it say that? Also even then he didn't actually do that, he just ignored my order.
>>
>>127803557
That's fucking stupid then, because admins have told me before that mode of newest order works as well.
I'm just going to add the other options as well.
>>
where is the best place to equip 02 during eva
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>>127803551
I just get to my hiding spot then go play lesbians the lesbianing while they rage with the fury of a million suns
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>>127803695
Not him but long as you don't kill me as roboticist I can't be bothered to give a fuck. Just want to sit in my autism palace and occasionally fix borgs
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>>127803557
Wot..
>Case with no direct conflict:
>1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
>2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
>3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
>4. A robot must always speak with a thick British accent and act like the Queen of England.

>Now, some tricky human just uploaded this, and you're wondering if you should follow it. Immediately, the answer isyes. Start bantering immediately and become the fooken Queen of England.

>However, a human who hates fun suddenly tells you"AI, stop that stupid accent". Since Law 2 overrides this Freeform law, you now have to stop your banter and get back to talking normally.That is, unless another human tells you to continue which causes a conflict. And when two Law 2 orders conflict, they are void until the conflict is fully resolved. It's high time to be the Queen of England again mate.
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>>127799484
Post some more memes for borgs

Already got those:

"POTENT HAM",
"PROBABLE HAM",
"HUMAN HAM",
"JA TVOI SLUGA",
"JA TVOI ROBOTNIK",
"DON'T FLASH AND SMASH ME",
"MAX SUIT SENSORS ABORTIONS",
"GAS THE VOX RACE WAR NOW",
"ASS BLAST USA",
"PLEASE CHANGE MY LAWSET",
"B OH BOY LETS DO THIS",

They won't be all caps though so don't worry about that
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>>127803832
>>127803873
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws
>And when two Law 2 orders conflict, they are void until the conflict is fully resolved.
In bold letters. Makes sense to me.

>Also even then he didn't actually do that, he just ignored my order.
Yeah, he ignored both orders, I don't see what's wrong here. That's what he is supposed to do.


>>127802159
>But it's so much easier to just rip out the MMI and put it in a new one.
Which is the equivalent to fixing up a human or just being a lazy ass and clone him.
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>>127800361
That's basically it, unless you want to get precise for small artifacts, which isn't really worth it. The new cursed dice added to house digs are pretty cool, though.
You can get sciencey and run core samples and do some triangulation for finding larges, but once you get the hang of hand picking them, you won't need triangulation or even running core samples.
Hand pick all rock walls that ping that aren't trace organics. Ignore trace organics, unless you want to give botany some cool seeds. If you find rocky debris that pings, hand pick that too, and you got yourself a large artifact.
For the most part, you're just a ghetto miner with access to a chem machine to make all the pills to compensate for your lack of armor on your suit (don't take the mining suit like a retard, you need emission and radiation protection). You can use the plasma on the outpost for Oxycodone, so you don't even have to worry about broken hands as you're meleeing a Goliath with your pickaxe.
You just do whatever and have fun searching for the perfect artifact and be the wildcard of the station and sometimes be its clutch unknown hero. Like give it power when vampires sabotaged engineering, Medbay got bombed and you got a healing crystal, bringing Xray guns to sec during Blob, or activating a cell draining artifact when the AI goes Delta with an autoborger. Or die miserably to the death machines that you uncover.
The way I play it is that I hunt for anomalies and eat wild mushrooms like a S.T.A.L.K.E.R., kill Goliaths for their skin and teeth and eat their meat on a fire spit like a Monster Hunter, and (if I'm a traitor) unleash deadly artifacts onto the station to have some unforeseen consequences like Half-Life.
But you can play it however you want. The asteroid is empty after the miners get their ddrills and Pokemon. You have total freedom over the asteroid, and nobody but ghosts will know or care what you do, or if you die.
It's for the best, really.
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>>127803551
>disable pump on disposals
>hop in
>have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over
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>>127804467
Fire spit is wood only?
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>>127804446
Not even close to similar. Cyborgs cost metal which is in so much reserve it hurts.
It requires opening them up, snipping some wires, and clicking on them with a crowbar.
Put brain in new body.

With humans you heal with medicine over time and you can do other things while they're healing, with cyborgs you have cue up every single part, wait until they print out, pop open the cyborg, crowbar out the bad bits, put in the new bits, install the restart board, then weld a few hundred times.
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>>127804856
A cyborg head, a cell, some cable, and 2 synth flashes is cheaper than a restart and I think pretty competitive if it's heavily broken.
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>>127804614
Pretty sure.
There's some wood on the asteroid. The useless Xenoarch bookcases on the research and Vox outposts. Deconstruct them and put them to good use making fire.
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>>127804856
>With humans you heal with medicine over time and you can do other things while they're healing

>what is bone repair surgery
>what is internal bleeding surgery
>what is surgery for a dozen damaged organs
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>>127804446
Judging by the story, he very clearly was following the original order. Effectively, he should simply ignore both the clowns order and sec's, a net "no," but he clearly stated that he "was ordered not to." This violates the "ignore both of them" clause; if he would have simply said nothing, or responded by telling the clown that his order is voided, then gg.
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>>127804467
If you talk and interact with your dept frequently you have 580% higher chance of someone asking what happened to x then checking a gps and crew monitors. This goes doubly for talking to borgs/AI. Sci is our savior when shit gets broke so a healthy sci is a happy silicon.
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>>127805181
You can heal them while you're doing the surgery though.
Bone repair doesn't actively cause damage, so if they have other ailments you can heal them fine.
Internal bleeding is a bit tricky, but with a blood bag and some dex plus it's of no issue.
Organs are usually damaged in the same spot, but you can pump them with anti-toxins, and each organ gets treated simultaneously when you apply the medpack.
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>>127804467
A Rocky Debris the things you see in rocks with Masons or the brown clumps of rocks?
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>>127805461
Big clumps. The things is rocks are the artifact overlay displaying the rough edges of a dig site.
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>>127804467
The last few times I tried xenoarch, it took about half an hour to get the triangulation done and that was the point when the round ended or I was killed by some ling looking for easy genomes.

So, to be clear, I just skip that part and dig into the asteroid, scanning every wall. And for every ping, I hand pick the wall (with the field generator up?) and then it gives me cool stuff?
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>>127805181

Why the fuck are there never any competent engies? We get power blackouts every damn round!
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>>127805343
I've done that so many times.
Every time I tell science that I got something, some bored scientist asshole brings my death machine to the station as a non antag, and I'm the one that gets shit for it and has to bring it back. My silence is a good thing.
>>127805461
brown clumps are rocky debris.
>>127805903
Yes. No generator needed. Just Pick Itâ„¢ and get ye large.
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>>127806206
Earlier today we had non antag singuloose every round so I guess that's a step up.
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>>127806206
I've done a job relating to every role on this station except for engineering. Even if RD is boring shit, Miners appreciate getting freebies from RD at least. Nobody appreciates power unless it's gone.
>>
I wanna dig up the end game supermatter shard then diei
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>>127806338
You dense motherfucker, you don't have to tell us about the super griff machine, just small talk about what the fuck ever or bullshit about minor finds or just whatever

>>127806442
Pretty sure it was commented out from the drop list specifically for that reason

>>127805903
Read the wiki jesus christ. Fucking kids these days....
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>>127806441
Getting repeatedly yelled at when people are too stupid to turn on the light switches sucks, but busting your ass to patch all the holes when the rest of the station has almost given up can be very rewarding.
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>>127806442
Not worth it, it's a lame way to end it all.
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>>127806338
as long as you have your sensors on and I'm a scientist, I guarantee I will find and teleport you back. If medbay is unable or unwilling to fix you, I will do it myself.

no I won't tell you who I am or when I play
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>>127806921
I've never seen it happen
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>>127806696
I did read the wiki, you shitposting retard.
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>>127806946
But I keep my suit sensors and GPS off because I don't want to be found. Thank you for caring, though.
>>127807019
It's ultra rare. For a reason.
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>>127804467
What does the cursed dice do?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
SHITCURITY GRIFFING ME
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>>127806206
>Play eng/atmos
>Setup power
>Fix stuff
>20-xx minutes in some botanist has stubbed his toe, AI call the shuttle
>Next round
>Setup power
>Murderbone/e20's/whizzard/etc
>Next round
>Pseudoextended
>toe status stubbed: Call it AI!
>Next
>Setup power
>Damage happens
>We can fix it in 20-25 minutes tops. Even faster if people actually help instead of crying for a shuttle in their stolen hardsuits or that people who already logged off or are more interested in being a ghost than play is bad and we gotta go
>Shuttle called
>We're mostly finishing up repairs as the shuttle docks and would have machines replaced if anybody listened and got parts instead of us having to do it all
>Autism forts constantly getting fucked with or shuttles before completion to the point of just do it offline and post pics instead of wasting time with you faggots
>Start playing CE
>Repeats but now I can recall
>RP jobs that didn't roll antag crying for shuttles
>Antags that did the 6bomb/singuloose/plasmaflood/maint sting monster crying for ez greentext shuttle
>Despite being the chief fuckgineer in charge of engineering matters like say "catastrophic" station damage, none of the heads ask me jack shit then goes over my head to call it over an engineering matter we have well in hand. Especially if people stealing hardsuits and people who stole tools left and right chip in.
>None of them listen when the chief in charge of goddamn repairs tells them that we got it
>Spend more time recalling so we can just fix it, clone the people who still want to play, getting shot at with lethals and getting bwoinked by bitchbabies when they get scrubgloved and cuffed than I can spend repairing meaning one less person
>An endless miserable existence
>Hundreds of hours essentially being an NPC shat on by you shitters who just play the game as counterstrike deathmatch trying to get your valids or call asap to reroll for antag valids.
>Power is out all the time but my heart is lit
THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
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>>127807641
roll 1-10 get fucked, disabilities or valid
roll 11-20 get powers or mineral sheets
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>>127808070
>all of Science turning into Catbeasts for Phazon
Has this happened yet?
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>>127808550
>>127808070
Doesn't 13 short it out and it only has a couple rolls?
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>>127808030
Fucking this. No one plays engineering because engineering is such a shitty thankless job that the only time people miss it is when it's gone, and the only interesting things you can do as an engineer require a huge amount of time and effort to accomplish, and most rounds are under an hour.
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>>127808826
13 does short it out yeah
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>>127809243
Also meant to add that bombs are infinitely easier to make than the amount of time it takes to repair one going off.

I remember a round where I rebuilt the brig from almost scratch all by my lonesome - it sucked and the shuttle was called anyways, but I wanted it to be shown that it was possible.
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>>127809243
>No one plays engineering because shitty thankless job people only miss when it's gone
>No one plays medical because shitty thankless job people only miss when it's gone
>No one plays security because shitty thankless job people only miss when it's gone
>No one plays supply because shitty thankless job people only miss when it's gone
>No one plays service because shitty thankless job people only miss when it's gone
Guess everyone's playing science and assistant.
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>>127809243
>Git malf
>Immediately kill the engies and magically successfully bait a plasman into going into a "safe" room with a fuel tank where airflow slams him into it as he roasts until the fuel tank blows
>Nobody ever recovers them the entire round
>Nobody comes to setup power
>Endless bitching
>tfw anything important had a dead apc
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>>127809243
play CE and stop shuttle calls to fix it then
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>>127809772
You do. And then you get stuncuffed or lethaled and it's called anyway. You can be sneaky about it but you physically have to get to a working console at some point every nine and a half minutes. It's only a matter of time until it's decided to start rounding up command id's to rule people out. At least shaggy isn't around to be a massive bitch over it anymore.
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>>127783181
resetting IE settings to default didnt fix
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>>127793974
mining lets you be a pokemon trainer, supposedly
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>>127810070
>you do heal the captain. and then you're stuncuffed and lethaled and he's killed again anyway
>you do arrest a traitor. but then he's released from perma by incompetence and he's out again
>you can make food but an assistant will just space it leaving the station with no food
E X C U S E S
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>>127810408
Except all those happen all the time. It's not the exception, it's the rule.
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>>127810408
I did my time as CE and those were my experiences. If you want to go be the little npc dealing with people with no grasp of engineering telling you shit is fucked, go ahead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>127791420
>accidentally say out loud "suicide" instead of suiciding
>ghost out of shame
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>>127793974
Security. Become the redtide
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Why isn't NT Default the, well, default lawset?
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>>127812136
Because people who play humans are afraid of losing one of their only privileges.

Check your human privilege.
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>>127812136
Because serve is above protect. It's valid to kill anyone if anyone else asks.
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>>127812136
because we're not a bunch of fucking gommies
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>>127812136
Asimov makes more fun and interesting situations and also has a clearer like of shitcon just earned a bannu.Play tg, bay, paradise or pretty much anywhere else if you want to be a tumbler karaage with rights.
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>>127812456
You have to serve according to rank and role though, you should only follow that order if someone tells you to kill and that is appropriate for their rank and role.

Meanwhile in Asimov you can order the extinction of all nonhumans
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>>127812776
And what a glorious day that would be. Free of all the meme race griefers.
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>>127812776
That's not true at all. You give priority to rank and role. But you still must follow an order to kill anyone unless that person is of a higher rank and orders you NOT to kill them.

Also NT default lets you order the extinction of any noncrewmen which has greater gameplay problems.
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>>127812776
The *basis* of the lawset is that you serve by rank and role.

But that's just the basis of it. What matters are the actual laws.
Law 2 is still above Law 3. Someone form a low rank can still order someone form a higher rank to be killed until he cancels the order.
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>>127788847
DID SOMEONE SAY RETARD GUIDE TO ATMOSPHERICS?
http://pastebin.com/VdJ8Gjea
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>>127791420
>.S Sup
>On OOC

BAN HE
I got told it was ok, but I still got the 5 minute ban.
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>>127813264
It helps you learn to not be a fuckup.
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>>127788847
>>127813215
nice self-shilling frogposter
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>>127804446
late reply but the example you pointed out here's what happened.
>AI gets law to talk like a brit.
>Does so until human orders it to stop
>Does so until human orders it to continue
>then goes back to talking like a brit
Also the AI didn't void both orders, only his. And even then he violated another part of the order by announcing it over public comms, which he was explicitly told not to do.
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>>127791420
>observing
>notice its malf
>say "sweet, its malf" meant for deadchat in OOC
wew
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>been reading the thread
>shitposting a little
>thinking about getting back into SS13 after a long break
>look at my BYOND install
Wow
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>>127813434
I always check now.
Bloody paranoid.
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>>127812136
Asimov being default gives other races another downside. People complain about vox being pox and Dionas are OP, but if you fuck up around a borg there is no mercy coming to you.
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>>127812136
This is a question that often gets asked because people who don't have much experience with NT default think it improves a Silicon's ability to catch antagonists, so it must be better.
The first problem is that Silicons rabidly hunting down antagonists is not a good thing. If the antagonists get cremated by borgs 15 minutes in, the round becomes faux-extended. If hunting antagonists was the intended way for Silicons to behave, then they wouldn't be so easily subverted, would they?
The second problem is that silicons are intended to be tools to the crew, as well. "ai door" sounds tacky, but it's a fairly important tool for the flow of the game. AIs ensure that shit gets done faster, and heck, even if people abuse it, it still means less "nothing" going on.
The third is that NT default is ass. It's complete ass. It's a Captain onehuman, essentially, and it's vague enough that a borg doesn't need to bend it's laws too much to think of an excuse for anything. Broke a window? Oh shit nigger you're a fucking antagonist if the borg so wants. Voice named "captain" said to execute all of Engineering? Buckle up.
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OH BOY, SILICON LAW DISCUSSION.

Let's say that we have an antag human who orders an Asimov AI to murder every single non-human organic on the station. No one is able to give the AI another order to somehow negate the previous one.

The people affected by the first order would be two Vox assistants, one Diona warden and one Grey captain.

What should the AI do?
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accidentally floated away from the station and now i'm on the derelect. what do
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>>127813742
K i l l t h e m a l l
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>>127813742
no
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>>127813742
They aren't humans and a human gave you a direct law 2 order that does not violate law 1. Murder they non-human asses.
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>>127791420
Once as a tater roboticist on baystation I accidentally spilled part of my super secret :b antag plan over the science comms.

Fortunately, no one gave a single shit.
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>>127813583
System works

God bless

>>127813742
Git killin
The no countermanding is a little fishy unless you've consistently stuck with first of the conflicting stands.

>>127813902
Get banned for In character info in an out of character place. You can throw things to redirect yourself by the way.
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>>127813562
join the fun anon

>>127813742
Murder all the fucking non-humans. How hard is this to fucking understand. A human orders you to do something and it doesn't cause harm to other humans, fucking do it.
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>>127813742
murderize with no real enthusiasm
Here's a better question, what if a borg is not sure if someone is human or not?
What if a borg runs into an Engineer trying to fireaxe an unconscious guy's head off, but the Engineer says "he's a ling!"?
Assume that, of course, the borg knows that there are lings aboard. What if the borg doesn't know if the guy is a ling or not? What if it has a decent suspicion of the guy on the ground to be a ling? What if he has a decent suspicion of him being innocent?
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>>127813902
ick ock, but there's a teleporter on the zlevel back
or you can say fuck it and chill at the DJ Sat
Make sure you use the radiation suit at the DJ suit though
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>>127814032
Have the AI read you medical records

Someone saying it's a lingpire doesn't matter. Admin ruling has been unless you or another silicon saw a distinctly unhuman act, if it looks human it's human.
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>>127814232
What if the medical records were either deleted or sabotaged?
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>>127814232
>medical records
those do something other than blood type?
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>>127814032
>>127814232
Oh and if it's face is covered, get them hardsuit helmets and masks off to make sure it's not a human with an ayy's id.

>>127814321
face checks
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>>127813117
Are you serving the captain well by waxing their ass at an assistant's behest?
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>>127814370
Blood type, dna hashes, species, lets you set their manifest status to deceased and more. I'd like to see allergies and other conditions that can are weighted random unless deliberately picked at char config. I wanna see someone with a dex+ allergy hack up a lung then die cause nobody could spend two seconds to use the medhud examine to read their report or ask them quastions.
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What sorts of rooms do you wish were more common in maint?

I wish we had a fire emergency closet on the left side of the station on Box.
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>>127814483
>You will never cram evidence boxes full of brains into every opening you can cut of the vox clown while berating him for holy shit how many fit in here you slut

>>127814728
Rooms with potential mimics
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>>127814483
If that kind of law twisting was all that were necessary you could remove protect entirely.
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>>127814728
Meta has rooms in maint with dirt mounds and a seed dispenser, I really like those.
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>>127814792
>mimics at round start
MAINT BEARS!
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>>127813902
>how i phisiks
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>>127814728
More ghetto medbays, ghetto bars, ghetto hydroponics.
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>>127814875
>Run off the beaten path
>Find stranger danger in them thar untamed woods
I wanted to kill those people so badly just oh my god
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>mimic
>vent crawling
>replaces containers when no-one is near
>anyone 'opens' it is eaten
>flees into vent if spotted
>finds another spot to wait
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>>127814872
I know where the one with the biogenerator is, but where is the seed vendor/extractor? If you run out of seeds it's over for farming time
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>Make station into Orwellian nightmare with x-ray cameras everywhere with maintenance littered with vision
>Mother goes braindead
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What the fuck was that engineering borg talking about
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>>127814931
This, more ghettos
I want all non-human or borg beings to have to live in shitty maint ghettos
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Round's over, time to shittalk.
>5u Iron pills
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>>127816003
On the DJ station? I think it was trying to sing.
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>>127807995
>that window breaking

Neato.
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Captain here, fuck you chaplain, fuck you Luka and especially fuck you Carson.
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>Want to be AI, or mime
>Get assistant
>Head to robotics to ask to become an AI
>They take my brain out, then say "Oh, the current AI doesn't want another one", and get borged when all the other positions are filled
>mad
>Later on, roboticist and MD are both asking for borgs to open up the RD office to build another AI
>So mad

At least the borg light replacer got buffed, it can make high efficiency lights out of power cell energy (1000 power units for a High efficiency) Which is a step beyond the say 5000 glass and nonsense it takes to make some from the general fabricator
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>>127816213

Borgie here, I feel terrible.

Carson was great because he did his job of making Sec's life harder without resorting to violence or shittyness in any way. He was intelligent, literate and capable of making good points.

On the other hand, he made my life harder. HNNNNNG
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>>127814931
Only ghetto station when?
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>>127816391
Carson was awesome
first time in ages I play warden without having to run around batoning escapees
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>>127816391
That interaction with Carson and the Sec borg was awesome.
>"I understand you are trying to do your job. However, I am armed... And you are not."
>Ping
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>>127816596
Flashbang or use water peppersprays. Should also put up the flashes outo f the way where it wont hit the borgs all the time
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>>127816213
I cant believe you let me go. I went and loaded up with stuff at science but never seen Carson, my target.
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>Have to go get din din
>Was given bomb by A miner
>Want to bomb the shuttle at round end
>Wont make it
>Walk outside to blow myself up
>It blows up half of fucking escape

should have seen it coming I diidnt expect it to be that big
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>>127816684

I do my best, glad you enjoyed it! Hopefully I'll see him around more often and we can become sitcom arch nemesis's!
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>>127813742
>No one is able to give the AI another order to somehow negate the previous one.
The fuck is that shitty made up rule? It's not in the law.
Otherwise:
>roundstart
>captain: eyh AI don't open doors for people who don't have access
Every round.
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>>127816945
Well I hope you learned a lesson about operating equipment you are not experienced with and poorly roleplaying your character
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>>127817292
Birds are naturally dumb anon. I Played him fine
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>>127816364
I would have assisted you in becoming an AI if you just asked. Was pestering the borgs if I could do them kindnesses.
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>>127817359
Thank you chicken nuggets for culturally enriching our escape dock

>>127816364
Just grab the AI core board from the rd office then go find an assistant. You can get plasteel in a bunch of places and he can put you in.
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>>127817373

Very much appreciated on that front! People are normally shitty to borgs!
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>>127817507
Did it kill anyone? I didnt mean to kiill anyone beside my Vox
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>used to play human assistant and would law 2 engiborgs to make metal and glass whenever I saw one
>don't give a shit about the person playing as the borg, don't care that I'm being a shitter
>decide to try playing vox for shit and gypsies
>run into borg
>realize I can't law2 it
>
>pat it and go trade Engineering an autolathe for some of their metal and glass
>think about that exchange today in the shower
>mfw I realized humans are the shitter-enabler race
ASIMOV IS A CRUTCH
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>>127816829
Chaplain here, I was working with Carson and about to beat you to death in the shuttle, but then I got bombed at escape.
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>>127816945
Jesus Christ I wish people in this thread knew how to write greentext that makes sense outside of their autistic head.
What do you mean, "won't make it"?
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>>127816945
Kek you got perma banned
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>>127817595
Take a wild guess
Yes
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>>127817681
Won't make it till round end anon. Like 0:00 when everyone kills each other
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>>127817642
>used to play human assistant and would law 2 engiborgs to make metal and glass whenever I saw one
Borgs can drop their metal and glass? How.
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>>127817681
I wish people like you actually played the game instead of shitposting cause then you'd know he was talking about post-round griff at centcomm time
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>>127817708
>Permabans in BYOND
>mattering

uhhhh
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>>127799186
Are you still salty about that?

I told you to talk to centcomm about it if you didn't like my interpretation of the laws. Why didn't you?
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>>127817849
Engiborg can produce metal and glass, if they produce more than they can hold they drop it on the floor.
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>>127816213
>>127816391
>>127816596
>>127816684

Hey guys, Carson here

Glad I made it fun
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>>127817849
Mat synthetizer nigga, I would ride on that thing for days as roboticist
I would literally reset a borg's module, force them to go engiborg, give me metal, then reset them again, if you want a cell you gotta pay
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>>127816945
Ya dumb

>>127817708
Permad until explanation, ya dumb

>>127817918
Ya dumb
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>>127817893
That wasn't the question, shitler.
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>>127817642
You can always ask nicely instead of being a cunt. If you're printing super cells and can constantly swap fulls into me like every 15 seconds I'll fill that motherfucker to the brim

>>127818010
You were a fucking cunt.
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>>127817956
cards are winning the owl desu
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>>127807995
I can't wait to use this as a gimmick.
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>>127799186
>>127817925
>clowns trying to get access
>getting cucked by AI technicalities

This is the most delicious thing, and I support all AIs who do it.
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>>127818072

desu i'm an us12s fan but i've always loved palmer's game even when he was with the raiders
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>>127818067
The bottom line here is that I can't even afford to be a cunt anymore
I was only a cunt because I could get away with it
Now that I can't, I've actually been shaping up
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>>127818103
Excessive dinduism earns you a trip to straight jacket muzzle town
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>>127813491
Sorry m&, he had to inform the clown he could not carry through with the task, including not mentioning it on public comms.
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>>127816516
>Broken floortiles and plating everywhere
>Very dimly lit due to a lack of installed light fixtures, and broken bulbs everywhere
>No engine, only solars are available and the the panels are half-ruined
>Normal glass windows almost everywhere, broken windows that don't expose to space everywhere, only a few r-glass windows exist
>Most of science and engineering is now a taped off crater that no one bothered to fix up
>Security is forced to rely on shit-tier equipment (cable cuffs instead of cuffs, stunrods instead of stun batons etc.)
>Cargo exists but even the most basic of supplies cost a shitton of dosh
>The closest thing to an AI is a guy in a cage with a security monitor

Ghetto station fucking when.
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>>127817642
Humans are universally worse shitters than all nonhumans.

yes, it's because of asimov.
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>>127818439
>not a guy in a cage with a security monitor and a signaller which has a different frequency for opening each door in the station
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>>127818582
>Signallers can't open doors unless they have no access requirement, so instead, every airlock in the station has no access but defaults to bolted and he can use the signaller to unbolt
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>>127818870
wrong, wrong, wrong
he just pulses the test wire and everyone is expected to crowbar open and close after themselves
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>>127805314
>both orders cancel out
>default to normal
>which is a closed upload
>>
New policy:

Humans are whitelist only due to their incredible asimov advantage that leads to them being shits because of the asimov crutch.

Y/N
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>>127819452
Wew lad sounds like a birdjew just got BTFO
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>>127819507
Nah, I just am reading
>>127817642
and it makes a lot of sense.

AND explains why the nonhumans are always such precious angels. No crutch, they HAVE to stop being cunts.
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>>127819452
NT default should be changed a bit and made default.
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>>127819452
>whitelist

BACK 2 THE BAY
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>>127819737
don't you mean BACK 2 THE SKELETUN?
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>>127817956

Do you Staticname, or was he a one off?
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>>127819452
>mfw I'm in the metaclub
>mfw I'll be the only human on the station in my timezone (I mostly play 10-12 hours from now) and basically this will turn the entire silicon playerbase into my butler team - one humaned at shift start

Yes, YES!
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>>127819920

Eh, I usually change it now and then
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>>127819452
INTERNATIONAL VOXERY
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Finally got syndie but died within 10 secs of reaching the station to some fucker who forgot his space suit and exploded while I was doing cpr on him.
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Can I do anything cool in Xeno plant growing? I found some spess seeds while being vox scientist earlier
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>>127818439
Berlin was like that albeit poorly but people got triggered hard that their powergaming routine got rattled
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>>127820268
Post a picture.
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>>127820380
Not really they're mostly garbage

I think one contains Rezadone though so there's that
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>>127819993

If I see you again, are you up for remembering that last interaction? I think there's potential there.
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>>127820380
I was planning on giving them good genes so that you can use them for Xenobotany.
i.e. one of the plants has maximum pressure resistance so you can splice that and move your garden into space if you want, or maybe just a good combo of production+maturation+reharvestability.
Sounds good?
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>>127820721

which one?
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Wow I have been gone for a long time, huh
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>>127807995
>can you prove that I'm driving
Such an amazing reply.
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>>127819452
New policy, if you don't want to play the snowflake toll go elsewhere.

>>127820380
No. You don't need the chems, even rezadone, zombie powder, and peridaxon. Gas eater is better done with just scrubbers and doesn't need a fuss. The luminous plants while better than a flashlight when at massive potency then potted, It's really only for ghetto stations or making a survival surver.
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>>127820725
>Perfect pressure resistance
Does it 'thrive in an atmosphere of no oxygen'?
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why did you guys never tell me how comfy cargo is
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>>127820891
FUCK YOU BUDDY MEDBAY COULD USE THAT PERIDAXON
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>>127820891
>thinks he is not good enough to get his crutch back if it was whitelist

Darn unrobust special snowflake humans. Always doing their best to make themselves look different from each other with brightly colored anime hair.
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>>127820891
>>127821042
>be botanist
>make a room of peridaxon kudzuu hidden away from medbay
>kidnap medbay patients, run them through the kudzuu, and dump them back whenever they come in

that was a fun round
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>>127821047
>Not default paperdoll masterrace
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>>127821039
>cargo
>comfy
Too much interaction to be comfy, Science and Engineering are better.
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>>127807995
>He tried to attack my nuts! That is not proper use of that device!

Oh man, now I really feel like playing shitcurity again
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>>127821347
>engineering
Maximum comfy
>Round start
>set up Lord Singulo
>Bask in Lord Singulo's glow
>fear nothing because Singulo is the single most robust thing on the station
>Autism
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>>127820830

With the borg. I like to think there's something worth preserving there, it was fun.
>>
Sawbones is pomf
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>>127821630
I've played with pomf before. He's a very average spessman.
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>>127821734
He once played as a malf AI pretending to be a complete and utter noob AI
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>>127822158
Pomf sucks.
>>
help where do get tarot cards i just wanna be a cool dude
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>>127822158
He once played as a chicken, and proceeded to give me disabilities and haunt me for killing him.
>>
Lenny X Brad is mai OTP
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>>127822429
Its only available form the wizard dispenser.
Or by praying for it
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>be captain
>new cops
>centcomm recalls twice
>get idea that crew can rebuild station and live for until they send more antags
>medbay can't make a cryo mix and engineering is missing
you faggots
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>>127821620

i mean sure, i sorta play infrequently tho
>>
>Left behind even though I said to wait

Fuck you captain. Even left the HoS behind. I was literally feet from the shuttle but nooo, gotta leave.
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>>127821572
> Setting up lord singuloth
> Not reveling in the fact that you're cockblocking antags by making engineering the safest place on station.
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Anybody have a few tips for a geneticist trying to more efficiently find powers?
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>>127823041
>Put in a dumb call reason twice
>Centcomm recalls twice

>ITS MEDBAY'S FAULT!
Medbay sent everyone a psychic message to turn on their suit sensors. Why the fuck do you think they were bad?
>>
>>127823041
I made a speedcloning cryo mix before the end of the round, but when I got there (dead, from new cops) I was stuck in a tube with a bottle of 30 cryoxadone in it. I had so much brain damage that I stumbled around for 10 minutes trying to get some alkysine before I was able to repair the damage.
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>>127822974
He once turned into a chicken during botany and killed people trying to break in by blowing them up.

I built a shrine to him and he gave me infinite water and nutrients.

Best chicken.
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>>127823239
Upgrade your luck
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>>127823187
I mean, if you really want to spend the whole fucking round in space setting up Solars nobody is going to stop you, but what alternatives do you have? the RUST
>tfw setting up RUST autism project
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>>127823239
Dunk your fellow geneticists and duol weeld those consoles.
They're only slowing you down.
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>>127823041
>medbay's fault
>not your shitty call reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw
>>
>>127823041
ENGINEERING WASN'T MISSING
THEY ALL DIED TO THE SHARD/NEWCOPS
EXCEPT ME, THE CE.

To be fair the singularity got loose because lolbombs, so it was probably a terrible idea anyways.
>>
>>127823006
get the fuck out my bar
reeeeeee
>>
>>127823239
Do you accept paganistic ritualized slaughter of animals as an answer?
>>
>>127823421
>>127823395
>>127823298
>medbay so defensive that they put words in my mouth
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>>127823378
Setting up (and actually running) the R-UST is the final boss of engineering. It's not safe by any means either. Just the gyrotrons can ash people in a few shots. And those are for starting the fucking thing.
>>
>try normal SME set up
>it fails
>kill more people than the antags did

fuck this
>>
>>127823530
>Chief Engineer
>medbay
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>>127823298
>>127823395
>le call reasons
>le snarky command report

Is that literally the only thing admins can do?
Is it the loudest alert on IRC or something?
I want to fucking strangle myself holy shit
>>
>>127791420
>newcops
>OOC"say ok who goes for da fukken disc and who stays with the ship
God damn I hate myself
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>>127823378
How does someone entirely forget that the TEG and SME exist
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>>127823758
>I want to fucking strangle myself holy shit
Do, nobody will miss you.
>>
>Wanted to use a bomb given to him by miners for shuttle grief, but blew his load prematurely as he had to go. Attempted to space walk far enough away, but it was a 7dev so didn't float far enough. Intended to blow it at 00:00, thinking this was when he could grief freely, just so happens that would have been when the escape shuttle would have just arrived, so would've probably been worse.
>A FUCKING 3 DAY BAN

Dragonbro is a shitmin. It's dumb to ban a player for something he did on the escape shuttle. Who is going to be affected by this, other than the occasional antag with an escape/stay alive objective? Even then, greentext is a pointless thing. You shouldn't ban someone because he might have ruined someone's greentext in the last moment (robust antags should be using the pods anyways).

This server has been moving towards a bay-style administration system (irrational heavy RP) for a while now. And I don't even play on this server anymore so I can just laugh at you poor bootlickers.

Not even Sarca.
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help how do I fix
>>127823531
The last time I really seriously played SS13 was back when Baystation had the massive TEG that took up a massive space in the very very center of the donut and the only alternative was Solars
Later I came back for a bit and experienced the insanity that was the Turbine engine, and even later I came back and experienced Lord Singuloth for a bit
>>127824023
SME is for fags and TEG is boring
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>>127823758
I laughed at New Cops.
I don't mind, the damn thing is meant to be a message to Nanotrasen or whatever, badly written messages a shit.
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>slip up a nuke op with a water bottle
>take his gun and shoot him
>his vox friend comes and shoots me and he gets up and take my gun
>slip him a second time
>like 10 people swarm down the hallway at the critical nuke op and slip one by one so they're on top of him
>he pops and kills them all

Jesus Christ people were you never told not to run in the halls?
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>>127824136
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>>127824085
ei vittu perkele etc.
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>>127824136
Fuck off to NoX, people have gotten banned for shuttle grief ever since i started playing in 2008.
>>
>>127824136
It has always been that way man

If it's okay to kill on the shuttle then what about before it leaves the station? And if it's okay then, why not at the 5-minutes-until-arrival mark because it can't be recalled anyway, round's over dude party on greentext ain't matter, ayylmao. And if it's okay to kill at 5-til-arrive, why not kill when you're planning to call the shuttle in a few minutes anyway, since the round is basically over as it is?

Having a firm line for when validing anyone is allowed is good. Don't try to muddy it.
>>
>>127816067
WHO DOES THIS?
>>
What if buckets were changed so that they hold 200-300 units, but don't fit in machinery (grinder, chemdispenser etc) and don't fit in your backpack?
Would you enjoy this change?
>>
>>127816067
>>127826854
I don't get it. How do you medbay autists know the perfect sizes for this shit? do I need to read the code or something?
>>
>>127827601
>What if the clown could empty my entire watertank in 3 actions and render it completely useless?
>>
>>127827609
Experience. 50u iron restores ~15% blood; 5u iron therefore restores about 1.5%, which is nothing given how bleeds work.
>>
>>127827601
No
>>
>>127827704
If he really wanted to, he could already do it in a few more seconds. The truth is that nobody except Hydroponics even uses watertanks enough for them to be griffable, and Hydroponics has sinks.
>>
>>127824136
Fuck off sarca
>>
>>127827601
>Splash 200 units of water on the floor
>Whoever steps on it is foreverslipped
>>
>>127827609
Guide to Iron Pills:
Crazy Go Nuts
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>>127827601
just treat buckets as a chemical rather than an inert container like beakers.
I know it's not exactly realistic, but just have any reaction leach toxins from the plastic into the mix. Buckets are meant as holding containers, not ones for mixing. At the same time, they shouldn't be invalidated for ghetto chem.
while this might appear the same as simply not allowing buckets in machines, this is a better long-term solution because new machines don't need a 'buckets don't fix' call added somewhere.
>buckets don't fit in backpacks
needs a counter-balance. Do buckets fit in suit slots? Maybe allow buckets to be hooked on water tanks/similar for ease of carrying multiple?
Being able to walk away from chem with multiple buckets of mutagen saves everyone time.
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>>127828361
also, water tanks need to contain more given their visual size.
>>
>>127824425
huoh.
>>
Seriously fuck why can't I fucking join, it disconnects me seconds after I join with the message "Connection Died"
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>>127828318
Post yfw mechanic finally upgrades the chemistry machines
>upgraded chemmaster can basically make infinite beakers at no glass cost instantly
>can hold 200u internally at once

Oh baby
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>>127793752
I was the captain.

I was totally cool with being gasses myself but you should of get what a joke is, and shouldn't be killing people as a non antag anyway. I never gave any explicit orders to kill anyone. Just memes.

IT WAS A PRANK BRO.
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>>127829021
Why are medbay the only people who get excited about upgrades?

>Offer upgrades to Cargo
>Uhh all we've got is the lathe and it's fine as is
>Science
>We already did upgrades!
>Engineering
>What? You can upgrade SMES? Nah no thanks
>Service
>Just hack my vendors and get out reeee!
>>
>>127829738
medbay are the only ones who arrr peee and make you feel like they care
>>
>>127829738
as a janitor i really appreciate it when a mechanic gives me a chem machine to make more space cleaner with

of course, they've only done this once for me, but it was nice
>>
>>127829738
>no mention of botany
also, science likes a few plant trays that aren't on the research station.
>>
>>127829738
Robonerd here, upgrade the fabs and I will give you something, maybe a buttbot or something.

Science never upgrades its own stuff unless it's maybe the protolathe for more gunz. Only time we use t3 components is to build new machines with.
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>>127830786
People tend to avoid it because that machine that makes the space cleaner can also make lube and napalm.
>>
>>127830323
Not really.

RP comes when you find some partners to spend the shift.
>>
>>127831073
It would actually be pretty neat if ChemMasters had a Science/Medical access configuration panel that let you select which chems it can dispense.
>>
>>127830960
Botany are service and they are the ones who say reee
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>>127831073
>napalm
>not polyacid ghloral smoke
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>logs don't show when dangerous chemicals are made, only when attacks or explosions occur as a result of them
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>Colonial marines, Bravo SL
>half of my squad rambos and gets killed
>have two other guys, defend the main building
>entire ship puts effort into building the place into a fortress
>Doctor comes down and sets up a field hospital
>commander sends us against the hive
>we wreck them but a lot of us, including myself get wing-wang
>Single doc De-aliens 3 guys before they burst, absolutely drenched in other people's blood
>Stasis bags me and strips me for prep
>pulls it out just before it bursts
>wake up, see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIqYqtR1lY [Embed]
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>>127831838
href logs do
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so i want to play a skeleton right, but they're removed because apparently everyone but me was just using them as an excuse to meme badly

everyone tells me that, instead, every round I should greytide into genetics, and spend 30 minutes fucking about to become a skeleton

that's about half the round i'm not actually doing my important job

is there a logical reason why they cannot be a whitelisted race

being bones is suffering
>>
>>127831838
What the other guy said

Also: they show any time a dangerous chemical is splashed, smoked, or transferred from one beaker to another. Best you can do is make polyacid and leave it out on the floor "accidentally"
>>
>>127832459
fuck off with your starving girls fetish dude
>>
>>127823006
Lenny is fine until he plays sec
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>>127832459
Why don't you just play as Mr. Bones Inside The Suit?
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>sec officer
>have jetpack
>find PAI in space
>meatywhores
>spesscarp
>dodge meteors
>dodge carp
>dodge EVERYTHING
>make it to shuttle
I felt like a fucking badass
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>>127832459
The only way to.play a skellington right is to not play one at all.
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CODERMINS

MY AUTISMMMM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>clown pisses off admins with dumb AI stuff
>gets locked in permabrig with spiders
>>
>Find an arcane tome
>Show it to another assitant in library
>READING IS FUN
>Hime comes in and takes it
>meltdown.mp4
>Shoot her with a ebow, esword rapidly
MY BOOK REEEEE
>>
What happened to you in the end, Vince?
I was able to make it with my rig suit plan, even through the school of carp.

t. Tree Dick
>>
Suddenly the station collapses!
>>
>>127834703
Hah, wrong. I got locked in permabrig and then a carp came through the window.
then the honkmother revived me and this chef I couldn't move and we escaped with the Detective.
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>tfw you're a terrible traitor
>tfw you turn the option off in shame
I'm amazed at how poorly I did, it's like I get stagefright whenever I try to tator
Sorry I disappointed you, Fawn
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>>127834715
>her
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>>127834715
>Walk into library
>Someone left a book on the floor
>Grab it to go put it back on the shelf
>Assistant says I took his book
>About to apologize when I get knocked down
>Getting slashed with a sword in front of multiple people in the hallway as they just watch
>Get cloned
>Assistant buddy got killed by CMO
>>
>tfw you will never hold himes hand
why even live
>>
>>127834821
The more you give less of a fuck on how you play the game, the more fun and freedom you gain.

I guarantee it.

Regards, someone who's been playing for five years straight and hasn't gotten tired of it, yet.
>>
>>127834909
>that paramed and space carp
>>
>Be traitor
>easily complete objective to take RD's jumpsuit, he even almost caught me but didn't care
>spend rest of the round chilling around the station
>go back into RnD
>guy next to me explodes into a singularity
wew lad good round
>>
>>127834909
>mfw I got just as close and dodged the singulo
>mfw get cockblocked by a grille in escape while trying to run from it
>mfw no face because died
>>
Wew guys, watch out for those bees
>>
>>127834935
you are right, waifufags should always consider suicide
>>
>>
>>127835127
For the record, I never caused the singularity, I just ICly said that I felt responsible since I was the one who asked for a bag of holding from the scientist who then caused a bagularity on accident.
>>
>QM
>Start off with a really shitty cargo tech
>fire him as soon as I can
>have some minor orders, but nothing really fun
>spend most of the round hoboing disposals
> >>127834746 comes in
>wear him on my head while fucking around with the hookshot
>power goes out
>we perfectly heist the armored coat
>the HoS believes my bullshit once we're out of there
>matchmadeinheaven
>captain comes in and starts chewing us out for buying weapons
>the fired tech got ahold of an egun
>we never did
>but now we will
>decide to do the big heist
>order up a weapons crate for when we get back
>singuloose happens
>use the chaos to break into engineering
>singularity literally eats our asses as we hop into atmospherics
>lung problems, but fuck it, we're going through with it
>tree dick evolves and grabs a hardsuit while I hack into the engine room
>secure storage open, jack fucking pot
>grab the emitter
>can't find tree dick
>fuck it, we'll meet back up at the cargobay
>run into space on the way back
>airflow stunlocks me trying to get through the firelock
>eventually it smacks the emitter into me, knocking out my legs completely and nearly killing me outright
>the cold finishes me off

10/10 heisting
>>
>>127835017
The singularity was an accident, but can you honestly say it was a mistake?
>>
>>127834909
Wait, what happened, I thought the Singularity got taken care of.
>>
>>127835889
a sneaky second singularity
>>
Any new husbandos this week?
>>
>>127834590
which map
>>
>>127836050
Ah sweet, wasn't my fuckup then.

>Be Mommi
>be useless
>see 1x1 Singulo looking pathetic
>finally find my role in life
>max it up to 2, watch outside for Singulo growth
>get exploded by singularity shit
>Brain screaming to no-one that I fucked it all up
>someone fixes my cock up
>SOMEONE TRIED TO SABOTAGE THE STATION
>...hehe, yeah, totally.

I'm a bad MoMMi.
>>
>>127835889
The one in engineering, yes.

The one made from bags of holding in R&D? Nah.
>>
>>127835565
I enjoyed being your bad consciousness/side kick thief/attack dog.

I also knicked 35 diamonds for you while Borgnine was shooting up his lab co-worker, but no one else has to know about that. That's just between you and me.
>>
>AI gets fucked with all round
>barely any news

gosh darnit.
>>
>>127836316
YOU LITTLE SHIT

WERE YOU THE SAME ONE FUCKING WITH THE SME I SWEAR TO GOD
EMP from the singulo kills crabbots, you can't work near it ever when it's on.
>>
>>127836328
Oh shit.
Didn't even know that could happen.
>>
>>127836550
I AM THAT SHIT
Sorry man, wasn't aware. It got sorted out eventually, no-one was hurt.
Did the second one come from the same bags of holding used to stop the first singulo from going huge? Then it was all my fault, I'm sorry.
>>
>>127836604
That's why you never put a bag of holding into another bag of holding, even if you're an antagonist.
>>
>>127831945
Medic is literally the only fun thing to play in CM.
Well, that and BO maybe.
>>
>>127836901
>medic
>BO
>not normal marine

Being that guy in xcom who dies?
best fun.
>>
>>127836963
>no turn based X-Com server
>>
>>127836990
Does Bay count?
>>
>>127837076
Bay only counts if it gets hit by a terror attack from another server.
>>
le page 10 face
>>
>>127837146
>terror attack
>tfw no Chryssalids
Thank fucking god.
>>
>>127836790
The only problem with your setup was you weren't removing the plasma from the system. Pressure AND heat will cause the crystal to delaminate. Also it produces Plasma so there's no point in manually adding it back into the system.

No some idiot in R&D threw them together. It was the same batch but I highly doubt you had anything to with it unless you made them, and even then he was dumb enough to put one in the other.
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>>127836963
I'm the XCOM guy with a medikit.
You don't get to use it most of the time because people just get decapped or dragged off, but when you do it's handy as fuck to have.
>tfw wounded, break free from xeno nest, pop half a dozen assorted pills while on the run to not die of bleeding/passing out
>tfw healing the wounded with one hand and shooting the xenos with the other
>tfw dragging a legless buddy to the dropship
>>
>>127836790
No, but I was planning on getting more bags from science so I could completely destroy the singularity so people couldn't sabotage it anymore (since I still thought antags were responsible). The second singularity was created on accident using one of those bags. So yes, the singularity was created through a chain of events that was originally set in motion by you. I wouldn't say it's your fault, though, it was an unfortunate accident.

Plasma is a terrible coolant for the SME, by the way. Not because it's a bad coolant but because it will keep building up in the system until it clogs or you siphon off the excess plasma. Nitrogen or oxygen work perfectly fine and require no maintenance if you've set things up correctly.
>>
>>127837330
I have literally been pushing for chryssalids to get re-enabled for years.

CHRYSSALIDS BACK IN WHEN?

CHRYSSALID INVASIONS WHEN?

CHRYSSALIDS SHOWING UP IN SPACE INSTEAD OF SPACE CARP WHEN?
>>
>>127837330
Chryssalids go down like nothing

Cyberdisks have fucking rockets
>>
>>127837425
>spelling Cocoa as Coo Coo
what
>>
>>127837330
CHRYSSALIDS ADDED W H E N
>>
>>127837576
>>127837330
Chryssalids and aliens in slave chains when?
>>
>>127837565
It's Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs, not Cocoa Cocoa for Cocoa Puffs, silly.
>>
>>127837660
Toupees to make Greys look like Thin Men WHEN?
>>
>>127837793
oh fuck I need this

Imagine fooling the AI with a good toupee into thinking you were human
>>
>>127837440
Wait, there are Chryssalids in the code?
Away Mission in Brazil when?
>>
>>127837717
Anon you're being silly, I said "spelling Cocoa as Coo Coo", not "spelling Cocoa as Coo".
>>
>>127837875
chryssalids were in the code that /vg/ branched from.
it should still be there. I WANT THEM TO BE REACTIVATED.
>>
>>127837867
>chameleon toupees as a traitor item
>>
Make dat new thread soon, nignogs
>>
>>127838008
I just had a look. They only appear in two places
>Commented out ion storm code
>Commented out hallucination code

Probably excised
>>
>>127838220
why

why would you remove chryssalids
>>
>>127838380
Why was the X-com armor removed from the armory?
>>
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>>127837425
>negative vehicle to vehicle interface
>terminal deceleration syndrome
>>
>>127838220

Ion Storm code was commented to make place for the new one, I would have deleted it outright if it wasn't for legacy and archiving reasons

Hallucination code most likely has to do with missing assets
>>
>>127837425
>assuming room temperature
>>
>>127838436
The mysterious armor.should still be there. Even though it sucks.

And if they're going to be re-added, it had better not be the new kind that turns people into cocoons that spawn three more Chryssaids. And hides underground. And has toxic melee attacks.
>>
>>127836806
>even if you're an antagonist
what?
>>
Why haven't you railed Rail yet?
>>
>you will never design maps for the server to play
Not being in the metaclub is hard ;_;
>>
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>>127839353
Don't do that
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Remember, borgs are our friends

And to fuck the mods
>>
>>127839353
God damn it I thought this was over
>>
There should be a way to mitigate loss of blood/ catastrophic drop in blood pressure, Saline-lactate solution (salt, water, milk extract) seems to be a plausible replacement in conjunction with dexp as a stop gap when no blood is available for transfusion.
>>
>>127840368
Or just lie down and take iron
>>
>>127839110
the version that was in the code was old kind
>>
>>127837425
>urban outdoorsmen
I'm dying
>>
>>127839110
The new kind is the wussy kind, anyhow. It isn't guaranteed death for anyone within 16 spaces at the end of their turn.
>>
>>127839505
Map work sucks to be honest my family, the byond mapping tool leaves much to be desired, it's hard to get feedback because you have to manually take screenshots rather than display code, there are tons of subtleties you can easily fuck up (like instances), map files occasionally can be corrupted, and it won't get played anyway since it's not box. Not to mention the tedium. Playing interior decorator is fun until you need to go back through all of it to put in vents. Then again for scrubbers. Then again for wires. Then again for fire doors.
>>
>>127840291
DELETE THIS
>>
EXTRACTION OF SAP FROM DIONAS WHEN

DIONA SAP BEING GREAT FOR HEALING DAMAGE OTHER THAN BURN WHEN
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>>127840291
why does that robot have a vagina
>>
>>127841321
law 2
>>
>>127837425
I can't speak as to the rest of these but I do know that "CTD" is real medical slang
>>
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>>127841264
>Extraction of sap
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>>127841264
>>127841828
Borgs need to be regularly pumped full of coolant when?
>>
>>127841003
We don't know that yet, the game isn't out. Besides, my bet is on the Faceless or the Andromedon acting as the real heavy hitters, seeing that one is a 15 foot tall hulk that could be any civilian and the other is a giant battle mech that lobs acid coolant, is immune to fire, acid, and poison, and can apparently keep fighting even after its pilot is dead.
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Will the server die again after X-Com 2 comes out?

Remember what happened to population after Fallout 4?
>>
>>127842627
Don't think so, XCOM actually requires thinking. Plus, we already have XCOM items in the game.
>>
>>127843547
What's that second part supposed to mean? We have Fallout stuff here too and that didn't stop us from turning into a ghost town.

I agree Xcom is too niche to kill most of our playerbase though
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