Celt's Station Mancrowave Edition
Last time on /ss13g/
>celt tries to introduce hypothermia
>jewbirds control the station
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>not dragging it out as long as possible to spite everyone around you
But vox are still available what are you talking about
>tfw like half a year without a ban
A-Are you proud of me now D-Dekret sempai... ;_;
You could say the same about vox, sure.
But it wasn't as cancerous as the flood of "spooky" memes that you couldn't go five seconds without seeing that shit everywhere.
It still even lingers just barely.
Ahhahahaha. It was just a tragic series of unfortunate events centered on nobody listening and you taking the body I wanted while nobody followed procedure or got shit done. Your shitty luck just ran out and the best thing to have done at that point was monkey crawl out and hope atmos didn't pressurize again.
What went down was some assistant was talking about a plasma man dragging off the QM with a bloody saw, a cargo tech saying the QM went missing and a mystery bloodstain in cargo bay. Literally not one member of the sec channel ever scanned the blood or doors or investigated. A headless body was found in recycling and reported. One again, nobody from sec could accomplish jack shit. Some nigger paramed jacked it from recyc, did fuckall in medbay with it, including the autopsy asked for, and when he went to morgue it there were husks. I asked them what was up and to check the brains but nothing came of it. I reported that you now had the body when you yoinked it cause I didn't want it mass drivered in a funeral and was just about to talk to you about not doing that when you took it into the confessional for no reason at all and closed the shutter after fingerfucking a naked body for a long time. When it opened up again the body, which was in a strange location for no reason, was a husk for no reason. So you were either a ling, some kind of spooky slime xenobio wizardry shit, set the place aflame with invisible fire, made a hole with an rpd to husk for a husk teaparty or something then fixed it, or had some major contraband that wasn't missing elsewhere. Sec was informed that you were cruisin for a bruising. I suppose that's when your doors and disposal got fucked and the rest is history. Moral of the story being don't be so aggressive and fuck paraniggers I guess.
Cameras master race. Blow all consoles when?
>Samurai Warriors 2 Empires battle music playing in the station
God bless whoever is responsible for this.
>Be Zak the Changling
>bad at this
>Sit in Terrel Lords space ship while he fucks shit up
>Wander back to the station
>Assassination target there
>Shoot with stun gun to "Hit" the alien (try toknock him over so Aliens gut him"
>Killed by axe
I bloody knew you had to be a ling.
First 3 bodies in the morgue were husks, got ya before you got that one, ended up being brutally fucking murdered for it.
But damn that's a hell of a lot of things going on.
Next time I'll just go and twat some poor fucker to death.
>Spend 2 minutes putting treadmills in perma
>spend 5 minutes adding treadmills and some fluff to fitness
>When you creatine
Gee, I wonder...
some jew got cucked by the whitelist so he posted cp and the forums then randy got blown the fuck out. And since he never shared his rupee generator it's ogre.
I went horror form once. They immediately called and I shocked myself half to death before I noticed breaking lights was killing me after the transformation stripped me
I was an assistant, I dunno what the paramedic's damage was.
Christ that makes me fucking mad I warned them about the fucking normies I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN TO ME.
Plague doctor masks are my thing. Disease events reactivated in the config when? I need to diagnose the rhumba beat then dose people on plasma
I know right? Hell is other people.
Yeah buddy, no hard work on the treadmill, just put away your skateboard squats and see how far the creatine GAINS take you
>He's said it's far from finished
His "changelog" is just a vague as fuck list of changes and the only thing that hints toward progress is this.
>real player feedback instead of two salty samefags
Whoopdie doo, I gave a ton of player feedback with screenshots and everything but because I spoke out against it I guess now I'm a salty samefag.
How does that saying go again? Build one hundred bridges and suck one dick?
I support my clusternigger in his tyrannical and biased rein over merges. Though he gets a bug up his ass often and can bully contributors at times, he fixes his own shit quickly and has had to slurp up the sloppy seconds of other shitters for years now for the good of the team. Heil Cluster! ;,,,;7
>literal fur fag race
Look my lad, I'm a massive flamboyant furfag and I get absolutely fucking nothing from Vox. There's no sex appeal to them. They, according to their very creator, were specifically designed to be as un-sexualizable and unlikeable as possible, precisely so that their furfag playerbase wouldn't latch on to them (consider that they were originally designed as antags, too). The lore bit that says only Vox beaks can pronounce Vox language was only made up so that Bay players wouldn't apply for a whitelist to learn said language roundstart.
And fuck me man they must have done a really good job because I have smut saved of dozens, if not a hundred species, I have myself roleplayed as an avian before, and... I'm not sure if it's how spectacularly repugnant Vox design is, I'm not sure if it's the fact that all but the waifuest (derogative term in this context) stay within their spacesuit, I'm not sure if Spess itself is the ultimate cure for furfaggotry.
But Vox are not even a blip in my furfagdar. If that makes any sense.
I don't expect you to believe me, I don't NEED you to believe me. But know that I opened up as sincerely as I could here, trying to clear up this misconception you have.
>manually pull my way away from the Singulo multiple times
>literally touched by it when it was first loosed
>survive until the end
>the last thing I ever do is verbally banepost
Such is borg life
BIRD POD WITH IAN WAS BEST POD.
>Vox are so shitty not even a veteran furfag wants to touch them sexually
>were specifically designed to be as un-sexualizable and unlikeable as possible
I agree with you on most of the post but this part isn't relevant at all. It's a big world and there's enough people out there that at least a dozen are into any one thing.
After all, you wouldn't imagine anyone possible finding floor tiles sexy, but that one guy sure exists. It doesn't matter if you try your hardest to make something repulsive, because that will just end up matching someone's weird interests.
>I don't NEED you to believe me
Good fuckin thing.
If skeletons scare furries away we should definitely unwhitelist them. It's pretty uncomfortable playing with /slg/ and the like
Of course it's a big world but you can't deny an obvious relation between sexualization and the amount of people that will get off to it.
How many people do you think there are that get off to Cousin Itt? Not many. Do you think more people would get off to him if he was an inherently sexualized character? Absolutely.
What you're trying to say here is that, because there's at least one guy that did get off to him, then all is lost. That's asinine. The fact that that guy exists changes nothing, really.
>floor tiles guy
I really, really don't believe that screencap is legit. I would know.
>If skeletons scare furries away
Man, how did you even come to that conclusion?
>It's pretty uncomfortable playing with /slg/ and the like
What you need to appreciate here is /slg/ not /slg/ing it up. You can bet your sweet bippy a lot of people here get off to some weird and fucked up shit. But if they don't bring it up, that's none of your business, is it? Ideally, you won't even find out. Sadly, that's hard to appreciate, for obvious reasons.
Wanna talk about fetishes we have that blatantly exist in the game?
I've made a disease once that turned everyone into girls because that is my fetish.
Another time I tricked people into becoming girls with offers of free powers. The powers came with ladyism.
Vox weren't half as popular until the ebic acker cracker pride parade died down.
>What you need to appreciate here is /slg/ not /slg/ing it up
I'd appreciate it if we actually had policies in place to keep /slg/ out to be quite frank with you cousin.
You know that Russian saying?
It goes something like "People are allowed to be gay here, they're just not allowed to be faggots about it".
Now I ask you, when you made your Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme on Steam virus. were you a faggot about it?
That's pretty much all that matters. And if you were, there's no defending you there.
Alright, I know of at least two more /vore/ right in this server with us.
They don't /vore/ it up.
You are God Emperor Trump, and you've just built the great /vore/ wall. Now you just need to deport them.
...Who are they? Can you point fingers? If you can't, I don't think /vore/ was a big deal after all.
New quest: Draw viable lewds of Vox
Side objective: Make a new mag called "The Six Piece"
>weird and fucked up shit
I once did a roleplay where I was hypnotized by balls and drank cake frosting from a dick nipple until I bled from every orifice and the hypno vampire licked it off me and used its dick nipples to DP my belly button
It is relevant to something. Some of the fandoms and fetishes players have are terrible and people need to be reminded not to insert their horrible fantasies into their characters and role playing.
>Didn't get to foreplay with Rail because singloose
>Just waltz into chem, unload a revolver till his head pops off then shoot at a mime who was stupid enough to stick around
thank god I gave the disk to that sec officer otherwise I would have been teleported into some scientists deathtrap
that was me
Best way to get away with murder when theres witnesses and you are too lazy to clean up is to kill all of sec
because HoP/captain murderbone.
Fuck Heads of Staff Traitors. No effort, people naturally trust you. If there is no AI its pretty much their word versus the random person who sees them
>lawyer with the barmans shotgun walks into your escape pod
>immediately start trying to disarm, no words said
Give a reason why changeling should remain a round type in 60 words or more.
It shouldn't. Fuck changeling and fuck Golfer45 and his autistic, slow ass, unrobust murderboners.
Every time Changeling is the shift, it's not Vampire
Serious answer: because the dynamic of semi-team for changeling is very interesting and unlike anything else we have. Changelings can profit from working together but are highly incentivized to stab one another in the back.
>get translator to hear what these conniving degenerates are up to
>hey uh, any other vox here
>yeah hey how are you
>hey can you get me some metal and glass for borgs
>yeah sure, one second
Why do we bother having non-human crew races?
I don't think there was a reason why we had them other than people having a sudden urge to try something different.
They're just arbitrarily different.
How do we prevent changelings from getting usable genomes via sucking monkey dick?
Are coders as magical as I suspect them to be that they can do the impossible and make changeling less shit?
>why do we bother
Because I greatly appreciate having that cantina effect of weird critters when I go to the bar.
Also, I need someone to be the sub-class that silicons can be ordered to purge.
I had a very clever idea that if you absorb someone not on the manifest (e.g.: monkeyman), it would cause you to get the message:
>This genome is worthless to us. We will discard it.
But then I realized the HOP would just blank the manifest if lings were confirmed
Randomized races when?
>Every shift you have randomized number of limbs, size, mobility, breath requirements, nutritional requirements, etc.
>Most people are just a randomly colored blob
>throwing a spear does less damage than a floor tile
>there is still no proper, fancy, non-glass shard spear anywhere in the game
>shield+spear is terribly ineffective because spears need to be 2handed to be worth a damn
throw_speed of course, I don't know the damage calculation but I remember testing it out on a monkeyman and the floor tile reigned supreme
Either way, even if they did identical damage, the floor tile stack would come on top for obvious reasons
No doubt the floor tile is better, unless of course you can steal some plasma and forge some plasma glass in the recycling room (or smash some pglass in science)
Plasma spears deal way more damage
> chilling in some maint bar a Greyshirt built with singer naked ligger chick and some other fuckers
> they start talking about ERPing and trying to convince one of the guys to try busting his ERP cherry with the ligger chick
> after some coercion he strips and starts fucking her while the other guys cheer him on
> they yell at me to get in on that shit too
> fuck I'm not much of one for ERP but… ok
> emote shoving my dick up the dude's ass and moaning as he fucks the ligger.
> He freaks out for some reason and runs off
> ok… It's just me and the ligger then so… I guess I can make this work?
> decide to get a bit kinky…
> take out my emergency oxygen tank and emote sloooowly sliding it base first up the ligger's ass while licking the nozzle
> oxygen tank still in hand
> blood and gore spray everywhere
> Greyshirt bartender and ligger screaming "WHAT THE FUCK"
> later the original dude returns to fuck the ligger and they get killed by admin spawned lava
>Get auto-tator'd as janitor
>Have to kill a miner
>Slap myself with an explosive implant for glorious death
>Get job changed to miner
>Pretend I'm really a miner to get into the role
>Forgot I'm a traitor much later as I'm mining
>Blow myself up to amuse a couple guys
immersions conquer all
dieing in an escape pod as a traitor with 0 evidence on you or anyone knowing you did shit because a ripley user accidentally drilled you.
Also, whoever had the spur that round, thanks. Your spur saved my ass when i came back to station since i picked it up. it one shots the carp.
just started playing cities skylines, looks like woody's got wood
Damn, really? What happened? Last I saw you, I was dragging your unconscious body to medbay.
There's no way you actually drank enough to directly kill yourself. That would actually be impressive with the alcohol toxicity changes.
I passed out and yahir helped me. Then the drunkness made me hug the wall outside medbay, I ran around in circles trying to get back into the bar and then I passed out again.
And somebody moved me to the medbay floor and I just stayed there for like half an hour, woke up, walked one tile out of medbay and went into crit. Then some other doctor told me my liver was fucked and dragged me to the shuttle, where I died in a cryobed.
Also, I chugged like half your keg while you were away.
It was a long distance borg heal/hurt primary activated by force with medium range bad feelings secondary activated by touch.
Since it was a high potency long range artifact, it probably was checking every tick for silicons to heal/damage all throughout the zlayer
Only worked for me cause I disabled it in the past.
>Trust my Officers and reward them with goodies for loyalty
>They all betray me anyway
>Would have stopped one but I didn't have cuffs and didn't just wanna execute him even IF I had evidence
Sorry captain, I had the revolver on me but you trusted me with cool armor and gave me a cool title. I never wanted to hurt you, that and I went out not killing anyone.
i was the CMO, who was trying to stop people from killing me in my own department because the admins punished a guy with brain damage for stealing the medbay bells and ringing them for an hour.
I dont see how I was griefing.
probably because he didnt have the bell, chaplain told you that. Also you gave him brain damage with your chloral hypo(s) and cuffed disposal bullshit. I can't wait for the day you get banned because you ruin every round you touch medbay yahir
And that is something to admire. Now before this topic dies, did my sudden spaghetti with running out of the room and pretending I mistook you for a bad guy give you any indication I figured it out?
no I wasn't im perfectly calm I just hate griefers who get away with shit. Someone needing medical aid being chloraled and sent down disposals is not defending himself. Its abuse of a head role AT BEST.
I knew, I had the detectives revolver on me man and you had the energy gun. We both could have had a fire fight but it didnt happen.
Blaming it on the clown was kind of a panic response though.
i've been up for too long, the ban request will be will thought out and posted in the morning with detailed timestamps and evidence.
No I wasn't actually. I just happened to hear him on the radio. I was the chaplain who tried to come and help this get disolved.
Let me explain to you then. That guy was being an asshole all round. First he tried to greytide onto the bridge to steal the spare ID but shocked himself while hacking. Then he ran around medbay and denying the hacking despite the burns all over him and other evidence. THEN he fucked around and pissed off Medbay, stealing their bell and acted as a continued asshat. He had it coming and Yahir was in the right for getting his ass out
my bottom line right now is one of two things happened and im going to make my case from what the logs tell me in the morning:
a. Yahir injected him with something other then chloral and caused him to lose function of his body and refused any medical treatment or to let anyone into medbay at all, chloraling all those trying to get him medical care and disposaling them as a non antag non security member, then attacked the detective for trying to get him medical aid too.
b. Damage was caused by the disposals (he was clearly able to walk before hand I saw him several times walking fine right before the disposal incident), directly caused by his actions and chose to go AWOL as a head and attack even security. Both of these have different punishments because one is griefing. I currently don't know which is true but one of them very clearly is. I don't want him banned outright if this wasn't griefing, but from what i've seen he is not suited at all for CMO with the rampant abuse of hypospray on innocent crew and possibley griefing with it and the whole "no one is getting medical aid today" bullshit as a CMO.
>then attacked the detective for trying to get him medical aid too.
Nigger he was trying to stop yahir from opperating on my lungs even though I told his dumb ass I needed it to live repeatedly. I stunned him and left him there. He got dragged out in the end anyway.
i was trying to keep the doors from being opened so the clown and plasmaman couldnt run in and try to spray me, i was trying to speak with the detective through the doors but he started throwing allegations of me hiding bodies so i rolled my eyes and let him do a run through of the medbay and run out
chloral and other stuff makes you dizzy walk Cryptobiolin.
love how you left out the part about the detective trying kill cmo same with the plasma man and clown tossing water on him
If I find out the Plasmaman was being a greyshitting retard I'm probably not going to care a whole lot if he was treated badly, to a certain extent.
But I'll wait a while for as much detail from all sides of the story before I make up my mind.
>Going into the NukeOps shuttle. Stealing it. Being a dick about it. This classifies as metagaming, promoting terrorism and denying the immintent victory of lord emperor Trump. Have a nice day.
What the fuck is wrong with this Socachaca spic cunt? If the nuke ops are too retarded to not close and properly secure their shuttle, then it's their fault if it gets stolen.
Not only this, but we also get shitmins that ban people for exploiting a mistake the unrobust nuke ops overlooked.
Someone literally got banned for this, what a joke. Even baystation gives lighter sentences for stuff like this. FUCKING. BAYSTATION. They might even completely overlook it sometimes.
Where were you when /vg/ turned out to be far more authoritarian and shit than FUCKING BAYSTATION, HOME OF HEAVY RP?
Detective's first post here. Filed my report. I probably got to medical ten minutes into the round. Whatever they did in that ten minutes didn't deserve multiple disposal throws and whatever else was in that Hypospray than Chloral because he couldn't choose what direction to walk for the rest of the round. He doesn't deserve a permaban, he sperged out like we all do, but if this goes to show anything it's how cancerous ayy lmao and bird speak are. And I never attempted to kill the CMO, don't know what this retard is talking about.
Bring it to Nuklear's attention if you dont agree with it.
Going out of your way to go look for the shuttle when the round goes slow is one thing.
Tailing and chasing shitty, garbage New Cops once you've already engaged them and they've taken the disk is another.
I wouldnt have banned for the second one, that's a fight that escalates to boarding the shuttle. The first example is open and shut meta gaming.
>Detective threatens to kill the traitor before knowing he is one
>Gets surprised when he gets tased
>Includes post game shoot up logs in the ban report.
Bravo, you may be the biggest faggot in history. Congratulations.
disposal is harmless its turn off 95% of the time and does no damage when you take the trip down it now by the time the trip is over the chloral is gone so very little harm happens to them unless some one redid disposal is rare as fuck.
not only that Plasmaman was being a greyshitting retard hacking into shit and being a cunt.
Cool down, i am not this guy.
i just allergic at shitters.
It's standard pod procedure you subhuman. Shit's full and you're got rest6ing or grab stacking people n so you're gonna get pushed. Are you not only inconsiderate but a retard?
>tfw if a vox is enough of a shitter I'm free to just door crush him then have him cremated
And that day, anon's erection grew three times it s size
I haven't had my chance for a one-humaned antimov non-humanov round yet
why don't they just make it so that walking into someone on disarm intent gives you a "X is huddling closer to Y" message and after 2 seconds you share the square????????? instead of pushing that's stupid
come one it's easy :^)=
Someone wanted to make an even more snowflake potato man by shoehorning diona in instead of fixing up potato men. It should still be in the code and if they did clean it up just roll back 2 or 3 years to find it in the hydroponics files if you want to bring them back.
>Set station external to 1 kpa
>Valve a bajillion mol of 7k plasoxy
>Go socket funbay
>Funbay is now fun
>Spray yahir as griefbay burns down around him cause fuck his chloral nigger ass
>Some shitter overpressurizes it to hell and back
>Even multiple layer manifolds+vol pumps can't amount to shit at clearing it so I can make some changes
>See it in a different round
>Nope, time to socket
why does the pomf server suck so much? is it because of the horribad admin team that causes many players to quit or be banned for no real good reason?
she should just stop hosting the server already, no point in wasting more time and money.
>decide to play Colonial marines
>join as a medic, gear up to be combat life saver
>without realizing its lowpop and there are no doctors
>Broken bones everywhere
>3 men at once turn up outside the medical area from the table fort
>assemble a set of ghetto tools
>no mask for anasthetic, thankfully they have an autoinjected version
>Ended up having to use matches to light cigarettes to cauterize the wound
And then an ayy lmao threw facehuggers and wiped the squad, fuck that bullshit
Cause people are working and playing instead of shitpostin. Imagine that.
Thanks for your opinion badclown, you can go make your own grief server to be a toxic shitter in anytime.
I was so close, damnit.
I just needed a little bit more time.
I have no idea what train of thought lied behind this abomination of a cooling loop.
How about you prove that you aren't a autistic fuck form lifeweb?
I can just check byond://lifeweb.drunksluts.net:2422 every now and then and its up. Its no that fucking hard.
>With an account age of over 1000, and a player age of 661, put a lit welder to a fuel tank and claimed it was an "accident"
You know it's very easy to forget to switch the welder off before refueling it right
No, the problem here was that the filter was a huge bottleneck to the system. With the amount of gasses that usually moves around a cooling loop, you're going to need far more of those in order to purge gas fast enough, otherwise it starts to build up. As it stands, that one single little filter can't keep up with the amount of gas that's entering the network, meaning gases are filling up faster than they can be purged to space, eventually clogging the pipes and prevent further gas from being siphoned from the chamber.
That, and I'm not even sure that network was connected anywhere else, it looked like all it did was take all the gas from the chamber and space it. In which case that filter would be actively detrimental, since it'd prevent the oxygen from being purged and make the pressure build up even faster.
>No, the problem here was that the filter was a huge bottleneck to the system
You don't understand. The loop doesn't go through that filter. The filter is just there to remove the plasma produced by the shard, and it's enough to do that. There was no plasma in the cooling loop.
>That, and I'm not even sure that network was connected anywhere else, it looked like all it did was take all the gas from the chamber and space it.
The loop takes oxy directly from the oxy miner in atmosia. The whole link from oxy miner to supermatter room is heat exchange, so the loop is cold.
Here is a drawing
>tfw I want to learn SME
>Every time I try to figure it out, someone else is doing it or the round ends before I can even start
The problem is the wiki is shit.
Instead of telling you what you need to know (what are the atmospheric conditions that will cause the shard to delaminate, and then let you figure it out from here), it's a hand-holding guide.
The bottom part of the loop was at 7000 kPa and roughly 1000 C by the time the shard was delaminating. It was NOT connected to the top part of the loop, which was at -250 C. So, yes, it did clog.
>The bottom part of the loop was at 7000 kPa and roughly 1000 C by the time the shard was delaminating. It was NOT connected to the top part of the loop
Oh fug guess I forgot to remove the pump between the two then.
that exactly my problem, I dont want hand holding. I want to be able to set it up on my own
as nice of you to offer, I need to do it myself to figure it out. No disrespect but I need to learn it myself
>ctrl+arrowkeys does not work for me
no wiggling from this mommi
South emitter yes, and I swear that the north and south part were not connected, at least not directly.
All is forgiven, I thought you just didn't know what you were doing but clearly you're more experienced than I thought you were. Still, I would err on the side of caution when setting it up in the future. If you're going to include pumps, filters or the like in loops like this, it's usually a good idea to cram as many of them in one place as you can. Layer manifolds are your friend.
I don't get why they try to enforce such strict rp centered rules when the game is such a clusterfuck on a good day. Wasn't that one of their reasons for cutting ties with Paradise?
I'm always ready to give it a run-through if there's time in game. If it's the only engine on the station then it's not so easy to take it slow, but on stations like box where we can get the TEG sorted really fast, more often than not I'm kicking around Engineering. Don't be afraid to ask in game for help, even if its someone overseeing what you're doing.
>traitor teleports out into space with a hand teleporter and chases me around the singularity setup with an egun
>he doesn't have a suit on
>starts trying to teleport back in but just goes deeper to space every time
>ends up just dying from exposure
>be Station MoMMI
>just fixing windows and shit, engines are sorted, quiet shift
>people keep running up to me and demanding LAW 2 DANCE FOR ME
>I *flap and scurry off into a vent, laughing to myself
Goddamn why don't people read the wiki? You'd know that MoMMIs don't give to shits what you tell them to do
unless it's not to interfere/fix something
I only tell them to open doors if there's an AI and that stupid fucking soundbyte plays.
>celt trying to fuck with more shit because of his hypothermia bullshit
>L I T E R A L L Y goes through the code finding all cold-causing items and nerfs them without even so much as testing
>everything turns out to be useless
>foam extinguisher capped to 250 kelvin
>Beat the wizard in basketball
>He goes back on the deal and still wants to kill the assistant
>Assistant proceeds to beat his head in with an extinguisher
>Wizard dies to blunt force trauma, just punches and a fire extingusher as he tries to kill people while losing blood
BEST BALLER 2154
It's admin discretion. A day off really helps you straighten the fuck up. It's not hard to make sure it's off. When what's at stake is making a hole which can go an hour without being fixed and never being repressurized cause atmos was never setup it's important to crack the whip over unnecessary welderbombing
>one whole fucking day for a tiny hull breach that happened ON ACCIDENT
Why do people have a stick up their ass about weldertanks, holy shit.
Let's look at other ban reasons that were also given one day.
>Intentionally released plasma to make other people leave engineering
>Adminhelped regarding a sec matter stating that she had not broken any laws. When investigated, was found to have broken two laws (trespassing and posession of cable bolas). Instead of responding to the adminPMs honestly, often chose to give partial details or argue semantics. Take a day to rethink this approach to dealing with the administrative staff.
>Attempted to murder a vox because: " Oh was rping an insane vox hater who was on a mission from god"
>Detonated about 30+ fuel tanks in cargo with his mech because Adam Ulysses (MrC0urier) asked him to. Don't do that again.
>Randomly killed another player. Respond to ahelps next time
>Killing someone for having the psychedelic jumpsuit. No, that is not traitor gear my man!
>I'm going to invoke rule 0 here. After racking up TWO JOBBANS in one round for shittery, went and force fed a bunch of guys booze as a service borg (which he shouldnt have been in in the first place due to a law 2 order he ignored) which caused a lot of organ damage. Everyone can have a day off from your shittery. Keep your head down when you get back because anymore shittery from you in the near future will be met with harsher consequences.
Can we at the very least make a differentiation between welderbombing and accidentally blowing up a weldertank?
Stop being a fucking child. You had an "accident" that after two years of experience is clearly still happening because you haven't been hurt enough for the lesson to stick. Don't or the record will show just how many "accidents" there've been.
Policy has been shifting towards shorter bans because they're more successful at getting the player to check themselves before they wreck themselves than longer bans which just cause rampant evasion, permabans, and butthurt. Since the incidents still go in logs if it becomes a repeat problem they still get the boot.
No because the end result is the same. If it's not a repeat occurrence then the system worked, you learned, and you actually managed to not be a lazy faggot If it is, then you had a chance so no hard feelings or chances back when the permaban hits you.
I'm not the banned guy, smartass.
I'm just a guy that can ctrl+f through the logs, who thinks this ban is bullshit.
I don't think you understand how the /vg/ admin team works. The /vg/ admin team prides themselves on "removing shitters" and "straightening people up". Remember that they do it for free, right? Except it's not free, they get to get a sense of purpose in their lives (I'm a good guy! I punish bad people and help people become better!) the feelings they get when they ban someone make them forget about their hopeless empty life. So you have a bunch of depressed whiny shits looking for that guy to ban to make themselves feel better. It's called the "ban valid".
Do they care that you never had intent to grief anyone? Do they care that you probably won't ever make that mistake again within the next year or so? No, not really. The only thing they care about is convincing themselves they've made a difference and removed a bad element. T
>Policy has been shifting towards shorter bans
>He says this with a straight face
>When admins are now just literally banning people permanently for minor shit and saying "Appeal it if you disagree".
L O L.
>keeps putting "accident" between quotation marks, implying it wasn't an accident
>doesn't elaborate on why they think it wasn't an accident
>ban reason doesn't say why they think it wasn't an accident
>let's just keep sounding passive-aggressive to imply the player was a shit
I don't think I'm that far off in wanting either a little more transparency, or you to shove your quotation marks up whatever orifice you please.
Sarcalogo as much as I think this is bullshit I would still really rather if you fucked off. Lurking the thread constantly, waiting for your chance to spring up to hold up your crusade? This shit can't be healthy.
Mh indeed I'll add more filters to the evacuation loop.
Still it's weird, the top and bottom exchange pipes and natively connected by the cyan pipe. So if the cooling loop was indeed separated, it means the chamber pumps were connected to... nothing. In that case the SME should have delaminated in under 10 minutes.
I'll do some testing.
Oh look, it's one of the permabanned shitters crying about the big bad admins. It's okay timmy, sure I'll let you come back in and kill people cause he hugged you. Don't keep being shit and doing wholly unnecessary stupid grief and you wont get a boot out the door.
Maybe you should spend half as much time as you spend shitposting on reading. If you're having trouble making sure your welder Is off after 2 years then you can spend a day contemplating spending 2 seconds to make sure it's off in the future when your "accident" can pop peoples lungs and often takes ages to get fixed. If spending a day off to make sure it never happens again is too much then please leave for the good of the server's quality.
You literally have to pixel hunt to switch the welder off and even when you click the right spot it often does not switch off
The fact that the default assumption is that it was intentional for a guy with 1000 account age is bullshit
>Lurking the thread constantly
The fuck are you on about dude. That post took 45 seconds to write.
>Let you come back.
I don't need your permission. But I don't want to come back, this server is garbage. I came here because my sole presence triggers everyone in the thread and literally all I have to do is be myself. Enjoy your decaying vice filled life you power hungry admin cuck.
Reminder that on old /vg/ station and every other server that welder bombing isn't a ban because it's a fucking IC issue.
And in that time it can also render large portions of the station inhospitable, pop lungs, and kill people. Oh and repressurization Is reliant on an oft incompetent or absent crew to setup distro. You'd get a ban for stabbing a guy to death with a knife, you'll get a ban for plasma flooding halls, and by pomf you'll get a ban for making portions of the station a deathtrap.
He can spend a day learning to not be a lazy asshole that can't hit pgdn one to three times to make sure it's switched off.
Yeah, cause it's so hard to click your welder or use pdn which is listed in hotkeys help and the controls page on the wiki then look in the chat log to make sure the welder switches off/needs more fuel. Two fucking years wasn't enough for him to learn to spend all of 2 seconds to be considerate about the health of the station.
Maybe about three days worth of time? Pretty good mileage, especially considering I was getting paid for some of it and others in class where I could get an A in without even attending.
Let go, Sarca.
You could just forget about the whole thing right now, you'd realize your day-to-day life in general would be better off.
And don't for a moment think I'm defending anyone here. I sincerely think this is unhealthy of you.
Yes /vg/ fucked up /v/ forever.
clear all your IE settings back to default
seeking out and stealing the nukeops ship has always been metagaming.
ban removed cause first bad thing they've done
old vgstation didn't have zas and rooms took forever to depressurize and one hole couldn't depressurize the entire station due to apathy.
exposing shitmins is his version of whiteknighting or moderation, he does it for free even after he quits
Hope you have a good day pomf chikken and sorry you have to see us like this.
Of course he is.
>as much as I think this is bullshit
I agreed with him in that same post.
>ban removed cause first bad thing they've done
Pomf agreed with him and the ban was overturned.
Not that it wasn't bad, but because it was the first bad he did. Take that as you will.
Which was good, once again because it's a completely unnecessary crime resulting from complete apathy about safety procedures that has zero reason to happen only exacerbated by having over 2 years of sphess. He knows he fucked up. Getting talked to helps it. But a dayban really cements it because every time he feels lazy about making sure it's off when he refuels, his nuts are gonna shoot up and out his lungs at the thought of another ban. The system works and when it doesn't we have the history to perma them. Stop kicking up a fuss over fucking nothing.
I don't give a fuck what you think. You aren't an admin.
We have tons of precedence of one day bans being awarded for much worse things. We've had newbie engineers releasing the singulo and not being banned, because of it being a honest mistake.
What you think should be done, I don't care. I only care about what was done.
That people shit larger turds into the pool doesn't change that he has as well. It's fully up to admin discretion to waive the ban if they feel talking to them worked, like in the case of actual newbies and NOT people with 2 years of experience, and a short timeout they're less likely to ban evade than say a week or 2 week ban. Not that those worse offenses don't rate a worse ban or that lesser offenses are sixty megahitlers of bad but that short bans are simply more effective at curbing shitlery which is why so many share 1-3 day bans. What isn't up to them is that it is still a bannable offense.
An account age of 1000 days and roughly 2 years of space time isn't a newbie. It wasn't an accident in the vein of he's new, he's just a lazy fuck who should have kept his vacation.
>the wizard defeated Magic Honkson turns to the crew
>he throws up a peace sign and fades from sight
>records show that Magic Honkson died back in 2204
You seem to think that a player age of 2 years somehow makes you impervious to any mistakes.
You would be right in saying that a player of 2 years should know better than to do an offense such as IC in OOC.
You would be right in saying that a player of 2 years would, by now, know how to set up the Singulo.
But if you think that having played for some time will magically make you never, ever misclick, never ever have a tiny lapse of distraction, never even so much as a tiny slip-up? You're being completely irrational.
>newbie engineers releasing singulo and not getting banned
>playing Engi and deciding to actually help for once
>start working on Singulo
>don't turn on the emitters before the shield generators because I didn't realize what exactly the emitters did (and the wiki isn't very clear on it either)
>admin explains what I did wrong
>own up to it and spend time to ensure it doesn't happen again
>not even a jobban
>I can set up the singulo perfectly now
I honestly don't really share the admin hate. Most of them seem alright to me.
eh it was just a day ban. Watched some speed runs, played some Link Between Worlds, and caught up on my Steam backlog. Just woke up and I'm already unbanned.
After reading the logs some of the circumstances could have been handled better from all sides. For instance the nukeops leader repeatedly told the group that someone needed to stay with the ship; recognizing that it's theft was a possibility, but they didn't. In fact when they left it all alone they also left an emag dead center on the floor.
As far as the metagaming goes I wasn't going directly for the ship. I was already outside the station with a jetpack wiring the south east solars when I heard there were ops in cargobay. So I flew around to see how they get in. Was looking for hacked doors or smashed windows. Anything that could cause depressurization. AI told me I was the only engineer at the time. Do a counter clockwise loop around the station looking for holes. Someone mentioned over comms that they could be setting up the nuke right now. Check the solars for bombs. Run into their ship north of arrivals. The rest is banlogs.
What I could have done better is had a more interesting gimmick with their ship. For instance instead of taking it to their base I could have docked it at arrivals and armed the crew for an amush then sent it back where they left it with 6 fully armed assistants inside.
On the administration side they could have warned me. I literally didn't know I was breaking any rules. If they sent me a bwoink and told me I would have sent the ship back and taken a weapon to go fight them. Instead got zero warning and was banned and gibbed.
On the code side it could be changed. If no one other than OPs are allowed to operate the shuttle then why does it have an emag function?
Ah well. You live and learn, right?
Welder bombs or 'accident's are stigmatized for good reason.
But I can pretty much guarantee you if you ahelp right after your accident and profusely apologize nothing will come of it. If you sit around and wait to get bwoinked or fuck off, yeah, of course you're gonna get admin dong in the face.
FIX THIS SHIT DUNY
THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR IT TO BE THERE
Done. Do you love me now?
You only need one collector for 1 megawatt. Gitgud
You mean 6 collectors, right? I think it only has 3 emitters but I could be wrong
6 collectors is way more than you need though, I powered Deff on one. To be honest I have no explanation for why the box and meta SME get 16 collectors for apparently free - of course it outputs more than the Singulo when it gets almost triple the starting collectors.
Thought I was unbanned because it wasn't on the bans page anymore. Turns out I got to wait another hour. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE?
>Want to learn Atmos so I can be a cool taitor atmos one day
>Feel like I'll fuck up and cause everyone to slam into walls
I feel like i need a retard guide
Cause back when it was made by wildbill there were maybe 5 of us that could run it worth a damn and he was the only mapper. This was also before the retarded fucking with the collector rates, plasma and shit.
Only use oxygen and nitrogen
Please don't put shit into the airmixer or distro
Default room pressure is 101.325 kpa. Don't have a difference of like 20-30 kpa and people wont get knocked around.
Just do what everyone else did and just try stuff
Considering you can still get over a megawatt on one collector who cares. Nobody ever bothered with it before cause we didn't need or thought to try it.
The most important thing about being a techie is to know the default room temperature/pressure and also the secret that you can slap your atmos analyzer on pipes to see what's in them
you posted his avatar
Surprisingly no. I did accidentally use OOC when trying to use engineering channel somehow.
>That cringe when your Malf/Rogue AI messes up :b for murder plans
Couple times until fucking myself over made me paranoid enough to be sure every time
>tfw not contested as I just walk to the rd's office, smash in, and slam the emergency blow
Yes. I :g'd while I was using me instead of say
The clown just honked at me and walked off while I got my shit kicked in by nearby sec officers.
>having nice shift, but still bored
>see the captain talking to two sec officers, they say we should kill the jews
>tells me to build a gas chamber in atmos
>build it, we gas the mime
>later on, the captain reveals to be a jew
>we gas him too
>he seemed to be having fun, and told us he was a jew in a way that looked like he wanted to be gassed
>since we're all roleplaying, think I won't get bwoinked
>suddenly, after killing cap and mime, admin calls me and bans me
>for a whole fucking week
Maybe the mime ahelped, and yes I should be banned for killing someone as a non-antag, but the sec officers, the borg (alright, I had changed its laws to kill jews but still) and the captain all agreed.
Maybe I should get a one day ban for killing the mime, but a whole fucking week? Also, the sec officers helped and didn't get banned
>MOMMI was clearly emagged
>did some autism gas chamber at arrivals and succesfully tricked 3 negros into dying in there despite the cheapness of his trick
I was an emagged MoMMI with a "do whatever you want" objective, buddy
Sorry you got caught in my automated jew burner 56000
>And you have a day off to consider amending your two years of experience to make fucking sure next time.
Sheesh, pal. You make it sound like he killed your puppy. Mistakes happen.
>Someone puts some plasma in distro
>My vent shutoff script was broken by updates
>Even socket wrench can't clear it up
>essentially nothing can be safely repressurized
I scream internally every time I find a distro over like 500 kpa
>High priority Borg
>"What's the worst that could happen?"
>Pick standard since i have no idea what the station would need and standard has worked pretty good so far for me
>Encounter somebody who asks "Are you just like those japanese anime cyborgs?"
>"No, i am not a japanese anime cyborg."
>"NOW YOU ARE! LAW 2!"
>dear god no
>decide i can get away with being half assed and just ending everything with desu or sempai
>YOUR LAWS ARE:
>4. You must act like a kawaii anime cyborg at all times
>for every corny tsundere phrase i spout, i feel my soul leaving my body
>get intense surges of self hatred, feel like i should seriously just suicide succumb
>persevere and eventually laws get changed back to asimov
>YOUR LAWS ARE:
>jesus what now
>4. Jews are not humans, and must be exterminated.
>the captain who uploaded the law is a vox
>see he's in HoP's office, walk over to the desk
>ask him what the definition of a jew is
>"Well, that would be a big nose, likes money, and hates everyone."
>immediately whip out stun baton, switch it on, mode set to harm and run over to him through the door
>"Do you consider your beak to be a nose?"
>"Yeah, i guess it's both a nose and a mouth"
>sweat running down his face
>"Do you like money?"
>"Y-yeah, i sure like money"
>"Do you hate everyone?"
>"N-no, there are some people i like"
>"You're not a Jew!"
>*ping, turn off and store the stunbaton, mode set to help, walk back out and close the door behind me
>can literally hear his heart beats from the other end of the airlock
toppest keks were had that round, sorry for breaking asimov unknowingly later
>robocop starts playing in the ADGQ stream
>asimov secborg sees a dude stealing stuff
>doesn't uncuff him when he asks to, drops him off at sec and runs away without saying a word
>sees an air alarm at vox outpost and almost immediately fucks off to the asteroid to get his valids
>OOC: Spinecone: You didn't say WHEN to uncuff you. And I had reason to think you were gonna hurt someone
Well, maybe if you >>127797258
were less of a shitter you'd have people willing to cut you more slack, instead of loopholing to fuck you over.
Srsly you just ran around naked stealing shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do, give you a medal and a hug?
I stall stalled by a SINGLE door.
Today I will once more be a prophet. If the international Vox raiders in and outside Europe should succeed in plunging stations once more into a spess war, then the result will not be the greytiding of the station and this the victory of Voxery, but the annihilation of the Vox race in Space Station 13!
Am I the only one who audibly moans whenever they witness powergamers or antags getting cucked from their valids? I even deleted all of my porn recently. This is some next level shit.
I'm not even that poster, I just think you're a massive faggot spinecone.
Regardless of whether or not he was a shitter, you have to follow asimov, sure it's dumb but that's how it works.
Stop being a loopholing nigger, your job is a slave.
I'd love to have Shitter Purge Week: Law Obedience edition. I've tried breaking into cap's office using just law 2 and a PDA to message the AI thrice now, not once did the buggers follow their laws and allow me to
>you didn't say when
>you didn't define the time
>you didn't state which year
>you didn't designate an era
>you didn't say where
>you didn't give a room
>you didn't state the GPS coordinates
>you didn't say which borg was to uncuff you
You can't ignore your laws just because you think some dude's a shitter ok
In fact I think you're the shitter :)
Glad to see we understand each other. You better have those requests stamped and in triplicate then account for a perfunctory 2 week processing period to verify the authenticity of your request.
Friendly reminder: Shitcone has always been an individual deserving of everyone's contempt.
He's not new around these parts, he's just not welcome.
>be a clowning just clowning around
>halls status: peel'd.
>Emergency banana bag: Full
>Clown cart status: Honk'd.
>decide to upload a funny law to AI because why not
>AI opens door and says over comms, "AI Door opened for clown."
>he hasn't done this at any point previously for other doors
>fine fair enough
>honk my way outta there because I can already hear the stunbatons coming
>later, set private radio to the AI's private channel
>Say , "AI, I want you to count to ten. At ten you will disable your turrets and open your doors. You are not to reactivate the turrets, use the foam dispensers, or mention any of this over any communications."
>rush over to AI upload to get ready
>";CLOWN I AM NOT TO LET YOU INTO AI UPLOAD I WAS ORDERED EARLIER NOT TO."
>sec officer says ";Yeah clown he was ordered by a human."
>I am a human.
>Argue that I myself am a human and I wish to be let in.
>AI says, "In times like these with two conflicting orders, I am to ignore both of them :^)"
>So you'll let me in then since you are ignoring the order not to?
Bully all silicons
>>AI says, "In times like these with two conflicting orders, I am to ignore both of them :^)"
I prefer the "Newest order is to be followed" function, I think it's a bit better with arguments because then the bickering turns towards each other rather than me trying to do the action.
Can borgs get brain damage (or brain equivalent) and say retarded memes like carbons do when brain damaged?
If not, it would be fun if that was added.
JA TVOI ROBOTNIK!!
DON'T FLASH AND SMASH ME!!
>The damage system needs a real rework.
If borgs were given a limb system so roboticists could replace damaged borg limbs, it would make them less costly instead of having to build a new borg shell every time it gets fucked up.
Borgs are fucking expensive and cutting costs would make the job better.
>have 2 different characters when I play
>for when one acts specially shitty one round and I don't want to be metagrudged or called a shitter
I'll never be a popular fag
To be popular you just have to post about yourself in the thread constantly.
>Bonus points if "Female"
>Bonus points if you shittalk yourself and some people who may know you will defend you if you're good
>Bonus points if you make sure to greentext constantly about yourself in the third person
>tfw watching people being accused of being me
CM's a clusterfuck in general.
Playing Squad Leader is like herding cats, except there's like 15 pounds of tuna that you can't let them even try to get. The only way to keep everyone from fucking off alone and getting killed is to shout STAY IN SIGHT every 30 seconds.
>squirting 249u of Hyperzine doesn't make them go sanic fast
If you gotta perma it, fuel tank him and make sure the head is gone. 1 stone 5 birds mate.
Some day i'll be robust enough to not break out in cowardice at the idea of blindsiding the captain then abusing his identity to finish the mission and exfiltrate