>still no Frem trials edition
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Lord Dio (!TEsgJa29Mt)
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is boop^3 but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF b00p!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very drunk!!!! thats why i came here, 2 drunk shtipost _… im 27 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my boifreind hypebeast (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of ((You)ses!!!!
BOOOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and wi1dys,
t3h PeNgU1N oF b00p
He's that guy who always has the best /fa/, makes the most interesting and helpful yell contributions, is always friendly to everyone no matter what their creed or colour, and is just an all round nice guy.
>he spent all this time making sure we all knew he wasnt talking to himself
Unclechuckus the Tentacool is currently in the PC along with Drugoon the Skitty.
You're pretty much all useless stats wise except for Wiggins somehow. Please kill me.
ill drop something like this tommorow around midnight GMT+1
fuck you desu, tell this guy to stop trying to scam me
What's the program? Does it run well, and are roms easy to come by? I've still got my PS2 and almost every game I'd ever want to play on it (plus a spare memory card), but there may come a day where she won't start for me.
Also, good luck on collecting on the Al Bhed primers.
>doesn't mention what to farm or what to cast on anywhere
>doesn't know that priest in peril only takes 25 pess on this server
pretty bad guide desu
what did he mean by this?
this is what i scribbled down whilst i did the quests, i posted this for one person who can pm me questions
not intended for anyone else, really
i sold cats for death runes
Scorpia loot is like half my bank. The shards aren't even that rare and they're worth a ton. Runes are sorta expensive I guess but it's definitely a net gain of quite a bit
Mhmm, I was pretty skeptical at first with the hype and his reputation but he pulls through, truly god-tier filming, especially considering the what he had to work with and the time period.
The 2008 remastered versions though hnnnnnggg so crisp and sexy
>make sure java is up to date
>left click .jar file (dont unzip)
>mouse over run with
If that doesnt work, enable file extensions and see if there is a .zip in the file name, If there is, just delete the ".zip" and repeat
>ded game is ded
>WAHH WHY IS THE GAME DED
>OMG FUCK OFF NEW PLAYERS
ebin. Tell you what, the day you guys can get a thread to survive to bump limit without being 99.9% shitposting, I'll stop helping people out
Suggestion - Add a new gamemode called babymode. Only difference is that its 20x xp rate.
Babymode players cant trade or pk with other mode players, they can only trade/pk with other babymode players.
The purpose of babymode is for adult players and casual players who dont want to spend hundreds of hours on this game.
Give current players a one time option to switch to babymode if they want.
Please sign the petition
Yes I must git gud at clicking the same thing for hundreds of hours. Most people dont really enjoy grinding. Runescape isnt just about grinding, although the autists at the top of the highscore table might tell you otherwise.
I already mentioned they wouldnt be able to trade with normal players.
>would split the playerbase
Not being able to trade wont mean people wont skill together, talk with each other etc. In fact itll result in more people joining and increasing the community
You're playing a Runescape private server from a Polynesian Lithograph discussion board, it is purely autism and to expect any less is pants on head retarded.
GIT GUD OR GIT GONE
Avena "I've done dks before in realscape" Sativa
considering that i got around 8m magic xp from solo rex kills, yeah, i've done dks before
if you'd have to flick, and don't have ahrims for offence, nor veracs+t plate for defence, and you're attacking a monster with 0 magic defence, what'd you take?
what the fuck? you're calling me out on not having done dks before, i tell you about my dk past.
i ask questions about how to do dks on here, and you put me on your ignore list like some autistic elitist?
you're the dumb one.
and you still haven't given me an answer
Since when did being a wilderness survivorman have an autistic set of rules associated with it? I've never seen any challenge so underwhelming.
>tfw Stranger always prefers to murder you than go to the sandbar and grab a beer
Clearly your """"""experience"""""" doesn't apply here.
>he would use armor that lowers magic attack while Rexing
>he thinks we have Proselyte
If you don't have Ahrims and mitre you go for whatever combo of prayer and magic attack your retarded scrub ass can afford at the moment. Mystic, vestments and a Farseer, Void, who gives a shit
Protip Rex doesn't have 0 magic defense either
Retards who don't know that people who actually played the real game killed rex in armor, and that a /v/scape exclusive thing is something to meme on someone for.
Nice community children.
>yfw no one whos active on vscape can solo dags anyway
>players continuing to quit left and right
>newfags getting chased away
>peaking in the 30s
So whats the excuse this time? Its too cold out and people have too much free time to play? Face it, this game has been in decline since it peaked in the 80-90s last spring. Just stop making threads
And its literally all because of a small group of autists that have spend all day sperging over minor things in thread/game, shitting up everything for attention, or just trying to remain relevant by waving their vscape peen in order to overcompensate. I can think of 9 people, that if permabanned, would save this game. unfortunately none of the mods have the balls to do it since theyre too busy afking/meming/muting people for irrelevant shit
How am I degrading the community? I'm playing the game it was ACTUALLY played. The way real people played it, not by some stupid meta that you make up as you go. It's actually pathetic how defensively autistic you all are about some imagined meta and some imagined way to play a fucking game that is over 10 years old. How about, oh i dont know, you let people play the fucking game however they want to play it and stop being a fucking cock about how people enjoy it.
9. The pinball/smogon/whoever elses account he bought. Irrelevant oldfag that sits at home shitposting in yell to erp, usually with big bill.
8. wi1dyownag3. Massive cuck that has been spamming his santa sale for a year in order to remain relevant. Constantly brags about how his 3/10 "fiance" and bus driving job.
7. Qkumber. Basically a newer pinball, only his erps get creepy and he will spam things for hours non stop
6. Hypebeast. I don't think anything else needs to be said here
5. Shandu. Logs on once a blue moon to shitpost, though constantly shits up the thread.
4. Derpy. Sperged over halloween, sperged over someone having him on ignore, constantly spams his "I'm drinking at barrows, look how cool I am", plus he's a horsefucker
3. Wtfmaster93/ironicman. Nonstop shitposting about everything, massive unearned ego for some reason, dwarfed only by one perzon
2. Fresh. Whines constantly in thread about how he doesnt get his way with custom content. forces shitty memes
1. Randy marsh. Caught shitposting in thread, caught exploiting yet didnt get punished, forces memes, spams in yell all the time, blogposts, spergs over every little thing, single handidly killed the wiki, actively drives away newfriends, hypocrite, the list goes on and on.
While there are certainly more autists that need to be pruned, I feel if these 9 got removed and the mods made it clear they were cleaning house, the remaining ones would either be scared off or start chilling out
See look, not even 5 minutes later and I have 2 of them throwing sperg fits and jacking themselves off over how superior they are in a game with maybe 50 active players
>tfw actually ranked above all of them anyways so I cucked them in the only thing they care about too.
I'm not even on your sperg list, I'm one of the better plays who hardly partakes in the circlejerks.
Keep being autistic though, I know you throw your temper tantrums without your (You)s.
>I-i'm not even on th-their
>I-I'm just sperging out cause I'm one o-of the b-best p-players!
Ya m8, youre totally well liked and not autistic.
>literally throwing a tempertantrum so he accuses me of throwing one since I called him out
>guy asks for list
>give list with reasons
This is how conversations work, I know this is hard for you to grasp do to your condition
Wow bargaining with grades now, 3 down and only 2 to go! Take it easy on this next one though, I have a feeling judging by how upset you are over all this that depression may put you over the edge.
I'd just like to thank any player who has ever taken time out of their day to meme on Randy, the work you do is invaluable.
Sometimes I can't help my kawaiiness
If slayer re-rolls are taken away, two things need to happen.
1. All slayer xp for every single playerbneeds to be reset to one.
2. All slayer related items, whips, dboots, darkbows, ect, need to be removed from the game.
Every single skill and every single event that has been changed in the past should have followed this model. Instead people who were fortunate enough to play the game before fixes were implemented were given an easier path to items and 99s than other players. Even worse is these players are atop of the highscores even though they were given an extreme advantage in training skills back when the server was first released.
Bobster, if you actually do go though with removing re-rolls, at least do it right this time and reset everything relating to slayer.
While it's alright this strategy still ultimately disadvantages newfriends, if their first task is something they can't complete they're fucked. They also have less options of what they can take than someone of a higher level. Ideally the solution for re-rolling should scale inversely, giving lower players more chances and higher players less.
Or just fuck newfriends I guess, It's not like we don't chase them off every chance we get anyways.
>Sperged over halloween
This was discredited
>sperged over someone having him on ignore
Laughing at children for being petty enough to genuinely utilize the ignore lit isn't exactly sperging. Especially when
it's done to bump the thread
>"constantly spams his 'I'm drinking at barrows, look how cool I am'"
>one yell every 10-20 minutes
>for a couple hours
>a couple times a month
>no mention of players who back-to-back yell what they're buying/selling for days on end
>NOT DRINKING WHILE PLAYING /v/SCAPE
Sounds a lot more like you're just a lame stick in the mud. Considering that the majority of the grievances towards players on your list are just you being salty, it seems like you could really benefit from loosening up. Next time, why don't you take some shots with me? It might change your attitude, and you'll start seeing the bright side of things. In fact, it's been a while since the last one, so Barrows Drinking Game tonight! Might have to be tomorrow if I'm too tired by then, tho.
>plus he's a horsefucker
It's okay, anon. I know you're just trying to bump the thread. Please rate my essay, sempai.
>older players should have all their hours of slayer wasted for the sake of newfriends that nobody cares about even though their method of slayer was an intended feature for almost 2 years
nice try again snib, but two granite mauls don't make a right
if you want skills and items reset every time they fix a skill or something, it'd be better to reset everything all at once when the game reaches "completion" as if it was moving from beta to full release.
your just mad im smarter then you
like the rest of em
Okay, so who did the coding for the Barrows update? Particularly, the coding in the tunnels where the brother can spawn when you go through a door? Whoever it was, that crazy bastard managed to code it better than Jagex themselves:
It used to be that if you spawned the tunnels brother from opening a door, ran away, and just so happened to spawn the brother again, a duplicate tunnel brother would appear (pic related). I just did this in /v/scape, but instead of spawning a duplicate brother, the one I ran away from despawned while the new one persisted. I find this commendable because this bug was still in realscape for at least five years. It's still there today for all I know. Good job, staff.
Now if only we can get the rocks in the outermost tunnels to be safespotable like they were in 06/07
Has Big Bill been hacked? I never took him for a bully.
DAG KING SHITLIST
Feel free to add more if necessary
go do more cardio
I'm a bit retarded. Once I download the new client or whatever, I get a .jar file that I extract it to a folder in my desktop. I just get a whole bunch of files, what do I do now? I'm not sure what I should Google either
I saw The Mountain at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “*mountain sounds*”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “*creak*, *creak*, *creak*” and closing his caves shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him rumble as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors but he is a mountain.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you are a mountain.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and leveled the place by accident.
When she took one of the phones and called for help, he stopped her and told her to call the police, fire department, and ambulances each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she called for help and put down the phone and started to say something, he kept interrupting her with ambient nature sounds really loudly.
Actually I met with a notable player recently too. In October 2015, I was there when Latent met with the families of nerf victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made typing noises and mimicked runecrafting pouches falling apart. He then picked up the child of a nerfed victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's grinding, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of ice on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Latent became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Fuck right off with that shit nigga i dindu nuffin
>2 puzzle boxes
>"don't let yourself be dazzled..."
how the fug do you make snakeskin boots
I've got my snakeskin, I've got my needle and I've got my thread, but all that's coming up is the body, legs, and vambs.
This is driving me nuts, I need that +3 ranged
There's a lot of really stupid bugs the realscape devs introduced. Idk who it was that wrote the network code, they did a good job, whoever coded the rest of the game, they were shit.
But yeah I noticed that bug through osrs / rs2 video guides and thought to myself 'what the fuck?' It's such an obvious and easy (logic wise) fix too.
Guys I found where randy got a job, this is why he doesn't play anymore.
>doing death plateau for dem sweet climban boots
>get to harold boss
>he gets a 10, I get a 9
>this might not be too bad
>he gets 11
>he gets a fucking 12
how do I just murder him and take the locker combination as a drop?
there's comedy gold to be gleaned from this but I don't think it'd be worth the effort
Dear Loser, hypebeast~~~~!!!!!
I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you .People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the ERP and that after the ERP you would dump me well guess what bastert I dumped you cause you were thnking that I cheated on you i didn't so like that you guys are and so marty that you are you called me a slut.I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the skype because I guess werent man enough to tell me it in my face!I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRs old hates you to and dont even know what you did and it always blocking your chair.haha!I went out with wi1dy after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again I didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think I like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to who I like or who Iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loser!I hate you and I know you but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid freinds say you make me let you watch me pee for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a mango or fish den u ur soooo ugly and fat !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that i loooooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOO
Well bi you piece of **** i have more things to do right now then remember YOU the boop doors R CLOSED 4EVER 4U
Listen all of you faggots bullying boop can FUCK. OFF. NOW. Ok??? Just back the fuck off. Obviously she's drinking BECAUSE of someone on the INTERNET fucking STALKING HER. She's only in high school and doesn't NEED this shit in her life and before you say oh wow haha this guy is such a white knight I'm asexual so leave me alone
I'm just so fucking done with all these stupid shitters making fun of people on this server GO OUTSIDE UGH
haha epin fucking meme "she asked for it" right???? What if I came over there and fucked your whore mom would SHE be "asking for it" you stupid faggot huh?
Fuck you and all these harassers. If that makes me a white knight then I proudly wear my white polished platearmor and stand in front of those in need like a poor little girl like boopboopboop right now.
tfw kids in the future and even today will be taught in internet safety
shit i mean I was taught to not take pics that might not incriminate me (ie none of the buildings show address, noticeable landmarks). We had one comp atached to the internet growing up and I had to ask my parents to play runescape
How was vscapes upbringing regarding the internet? (born in 94 fag here)
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Buying all hammers. NipHammer exchange is back and better than ever.
Coal to hammers rate: 4:1
Natures to hammers rate: 1:1
Basic runes to hammers rate: 12:1
Steel bars to hammers rate: 2:1
PM Nipplonius for more deals.
Hammers to GP exchange for the next week: 350:1
Jesus H. R. Fucking Christ. Please never again assume i know Boop^3 personally. This shit is obviously a sign of some need of help. Holy shit.
>Vlaam, top 5 highscores player randomly just says fuck it and quits while dropping his whole bank
Doesn't this give any initiative to add more stuff to do for people who have maxed combat into the game?
He was clearly exhausting all the content available and doing it efficiently compared to everyone else, and decided for whatever reason that it wasn't worth pursuing further.
I am not trying to phrase "X WHEN GIVE ME IT NOW" I'm just providing an example so that /v/scape can be headed in a direction that will make it continue to thrive and grow.